Dollar Tree $1.00 Pizzas - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit

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  • @vaxen805
    @vaxen805 5 років тому +487

    Celeste Pizza is a staple in any poor families household. I loved them

    • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
      @Dragonborn-dc4uj 4 роки тому +22

      I had them a few times. I wasn’t poor, and was actually middle level just ate them because my dad worked late so he couldn’t cook dinner, it wasn’t the worst. But hell I was a high functioning autist, who ate boogers when I was 5 so I must of had bad taste back then.

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 3 роки тому +10

      They taste like sheit and they leave you hungry 1 hour later.

    • @certifiedloser4629
      @certifiedloser4629 3 роки тому +3

      *I love them*

    • @sh3tpostsgamertime204
      @sh3tpostsgamertime204 3 роки тому +5

      @@ricky-sanchez little appetiser

    • @MrSideQuest95
      @MrSideQuest95 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

  • @eliwithers4166
    @eliwithers4166 6 років тому +155

    "I don't mind eating aluminum foil for you, the people, so you don't have to."
    That single and selfless quote has earned my subscription.

    • @thefilthiestpeasant4573
      @thefilthiestpeasant4573 4 роки тому +3

      Eli Withers when he said that I could feel aluminum on my teeth and I almost gagged lol

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 Рік тому

      Gotta take your minerals any way you can

  • @TheHippieGunner
    @TheHippieGunner 6 років тому +1462

    Put one on top of the other to make a $2 calzone

  • @XLightswornknightX
    @XLightswornknightX 6 років тому +373

    wait a second ...you're dollar tree has automatic doors?
    livin' the high-life over there I see

    • @Tony-my3sy
      @Tony-my3sy 4 роки тому +9

      i think every place should have automatic door!! especially with covid-19

    • @SomeBuddy777
      @SomeBuddy777 4 роки тому +14

      Mine does. My arms automatically reach forward and pull them open!

    • @glorytojesuschrist7105
      @glorytojesuschrist7105 4 роки тому +1

      😆😆😆

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 3 роки тому +2

      My dollar tree has old fashioned pull open doors.

    • @Cornholio8787
      @Cornholio8787 3 роки тому

      good one

  • @silence8732
    @silence8732 6 років тому +655

    Make a dollar tree casserole with different frozen foods from the playground

  • @danarose2677
    @danarose2677 5 років тому +71

    I worked in the place that makes Mr Ps pizzas. They literally just switch the labeled boxes out and make a large amount of the private label pizzas in the country. The meats are purchased from big names. The processed cheese product is made in house.
    I watched a guy grab s box off the line and cook it on top of the machine that heats the glue.
    The Mexican pizza sold by the company is actually pretty good. Check the USDA number on the boxes of private label and compare them across stores private label brands and your mind will be blown when you see how the store brands are connected. There are so many companies tout there doing private brands for multiple retailers.

    • @gareththeblue9014
      @gareththeblue9014 3 роки тому +3

      I knew it looked like the value time pizzas I loved to snatch up at brookshires. Simple pepperoni on open oven rack no baking sheet=perfect 1 dollar pizza or two just add some hot sauce lol

    • @danarose2677
      @danarose2677 3 роки тому +3

      @@gareththeblue9014 that was one of the boxes we threw up on the line. They had Kroger brand, Piggly Wiggly brand, IGA brand. The company is also the same company as Swans Food. When I was leaving the company I believe they were the ones who were making Freschetta pizzas too, but that may be a false memory.

    • @lukasvanenz2029
      @lukasvanenz2029 3 роки тому +3

      That`s usual business. I´m from Austria and there are tons of brands which also sell discount products just in different boxes. That`s because they want to get all consumers from every income. Smart move by the industry.

    • @BigPhillyStyle1982
      @BigPhillyStyle1982 3 роки тому +2

      I have worked in canning and produce packaging facilities and the products never change but the labels and packaging do. Everything from big names to store brands all the same food but different names.

    • @Slurpified
      @Slurpified Рік тому

      I think the same thing when it comes to companys like frito. I never knew frito owns like every chip brand you see out there

  • @lilpup1414
    @lilpup1414 4 роки тому +51

    "If you like Pizza from the bowling Alley, you'll love this then."
    Dude is halarious

    • @BigPhillyStyle1982
      @BigPhillyStyle1982 3 роки тому

      I guess that depends on the bowling alley. Rosebowl in Windsor, Ontario, Canada has some good pizza. Not the best in the city, but better than any chain or frozen pizza.

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 роки тому +1

      @@BigPhillyStyle1982 canadian pizza sounds horrendous already but imaginining bowling alley canadian pizza is barf worty

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 роки тому

      @@punchy207 Canada does the bacon better, but the chef’s already sent an apology for Canadian pizza

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 роки тому

      @@aaronlandry3934 no

    • @sebastienmonette6659
      @sebastienmonette6659 2 роки тому

      @@punchy207 pizza chains here make basically what you'd uave in the states

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 5 років тому +199

    Don't use foil. Use parchment paper.

    • @CA-vy8et
      @CA-vy8et 5 років тому +12

      Hey! Dr Shaym did not expect you to be here. How are those possums doing?

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 4 роки тому

      Sup shaym

    • @prestoncheapbtheadphoneste3010
      @prestoncheapbtheadphoneste3010 4 роки тому +1

      It all still goes down the same. ! 🥴

    • @kaiserstorm886
      @kaiserstorm886 4 роки тому

      THANK YOU

    • @gregzeigler3850
      @gregzeigler3850 4 роки тому +1

      Just stick 'em on a pie pan. I prefer Mr. P and add pepperoni(dollar tree), onion, green peppers and garlic powder before baking. Delicious.

  • @michaelagustinsantos3015
    @michaelagustinsantos3015 6 років тому +1628

    Pizza is like sex.
    If it's good it's good. If it's bad, it's still pretty good.

  • @EKFiPod
    @EKFiPod 6 років тому +24

    Celeste was a childhood favorite of mine. loved it when my mom brought home some !

  • @Jared-91
    @Jared-91 6 років тому +203

    You're my hero Larry. You do it FOR THE PEOPLE DARN IT!

  • @mruchiha8703
    @mruchiha8703 5 років тому +46

    Back in my auntys apartment during sleepovers we got like 5 boxes of these two 2 liter fantas and ice cream mmm good times even though it was 10 years ago lol

  • @counterfan90
    @counterfan90 6 років тому +551

    Pizza usually is a difficult dish to fuck up.
    But Dollar Store is capable of everything.

    • @eugeneketaminekrebs3403
      @eugeneketaminekrebs3403 6 років тому +1

      counterfan90; and plus this is only for a dollar.

    • @DumbArse
      @DumbArse 6 років тому +20

      The best frozen pizzas are below a dollar

    • @pokemorgasm7157
      @pokemorgasm7157 6 років тому +7

      counterfan90 this is because American dollar store pizza has been exported to China and made in China by cheap child labor just like iPhones and everything else in America

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 6 років тому +11

      putting fake cheese on a pizza is a great, big step towards fucking it up -- usually. Totino's somehow has managed to put Not Cheese on their weird, rectangular pies and still provide a pretty good-tasting and well-textured product.

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 6 років тому +5

      I wouldn't go the FAKE CHINESE FOOD WAY on this one. There are plenty of "cheap pizzas" you can buy pretty much everywhere, even some brand names, like Tony's or Tottino's sell slightly more expensive versions of these (not counting the better DiGiorno individuals for like U$3.50 each). In "my neck of the woods" there are the infamous (5.3oz or so) Fox Deluxe pizzas and some store brand versions (I've seen Fox Deluxe for as low as U$0.83 or 6/U$5.00).
      Haven't tried any of these for lack of a good conventional or toaster oven (only pizzas that have COOKED CRUSTS can be nuked)...

  • @simplechronology2605
    @simplechronology2605 6 років тому +80

    Celeste pizza is actually rather tasty; the tomato sauce has some zest to it, and the toppings aren't awful. The crust tastes better from a microwave than an oven.

  • @Jzwiz
    @Jzwiz 6 років тому +230

    I feel even if a pizza was bad, for $1 after a couple of beers when you are feeling lazy late at night itll do the job, also my bowling alley had amazing made in house pizza when i was in minneapolis as a kid.

    • @patriotpat1243
      @patriotpat1243 6 років тому +2

      Dont compare these to bar pizzas. Bar pizzas are amazing.

    • @scoresdavis3435
      @scoresdavis3435 6 років тому +2

      Nah I feel like ur kinda trashy. How can u have good proper pizza and think that garbage suffices as pizza? I'm just wondering lol good food cost money trash is practically free

    • @getabuzz1458
      @getabuzz1458 6 років тому +1

      Jzwiz runescape and brews

    • @Metalworkersteve
      @Metalworkersteve 6 років тому

      Jzwiz MN where I’m at. I’m about to try black sheep, I hear they got the best pizza in MN!

    • @williehopscotch
      @williehopscotch 6 років тому +4

      @@scoresdavis3435 I feel like "ur" kinda a bougie bitch that has never had to eat on a budget or with limited availability. Go fuck yourself.

  • @coryminnick1256
    @coryminnick1256 11 місяців тому +1

    My grandma used to have these all the time 15 years ago. Way before dollar tree. Celeste was great. I loved them. I always cut them in strips, cut the whole pizza in half, then cut in width strips and dipped them in ranch. Good food on a budget.

  • @mdotschrody
    @mdotschrody 6 років тому +609

    They didn't even bother to make these look good on the box 😂

    • @fonzo2525
      @fonzo2525 6 років тому +53

      yeah,you'd be better off cutting the picture off the box and eating that,lol

    • @dalebaker9109
      @dalebaker9109 6 років тому +4

      mdotschrody it looks like plastic mega crap. Lol

    • @ryleyopielski8140
      @ryleyopielski8140 6 років тому +14

      mdotschrody Celeste pizza is actually very good for the price imo

    • @raultrujilloberumen8808
      @raultrujilloberumen8808 6 років тому +12

      It looks kinda good it's just that all of you guys are all rich boys.

    • @jw3384
      @jw3384 6 років тому +2

      Pretty sure they did try

  • @ErbiumErbium
    @ErbiumErbium 5 років тому +26

    "It looked a little weird, so I took a bite" Wooooooow.

    • @ErbiumErbium
      @ErbiumErbium 5 років тому +2

      Oh Man And he deserves every penny. Provided he is legit in his claims.

  • @JKimma8080
    @JKimma8080 6 років тому +47

    Anytime I walk by the Celeste pizzas at dollar tree I automatically think of the movie Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead..."mama Celeste's face up I'm gettin a job, mama Celeste's face down and Kenny's selling carnations on the freeway off-ramp".

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 6 років тому +1

      That was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I remember hearing the brand referenced on a few shows and maybe back in the day they were better. I guess for a $1 they are ok but it's one of those things that you eat when you're drunk or stoned.

    • @treacherousviper
      @treacherousviper 5 років тому

      Yes! I had forgotten about that :)

  • @salsaucy2547
    @salsaucy2547 Рік тому +2

    I used to microwave the Celeste pepperoni pizzas all the time back when I moved into my first apartment as a teen and was dirt broke. Don’t eat them much anymore, but sometimes still purposely buy and enjoy them as they’re pretty bangin for $1

  • @johnobannon2291
    @johnobannon2291 6 років тому +6

    I lived a few years with no oven, and would make these style pizzas in a microwave to cook the toppings, then crisp the entire thing with a frying pan on a hot plate. Works like a charm.

  • @zaatas
    @zaatas 3 роки тому +4

    The pizza with the better crust always wins, you can always add more toppings, but it's a lot harder to improve the crust.
    The one with a better crust looks like a Totinos party pizza, and those ones have the same problem with the crust sticking to the pan. A little oil on the pan seems to help with the sticking, and makes it even crispier.

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 6 років тому +171

    Always loved your videos but since I learned you’re in a chair too my respect and love for you has gone way up👍🏻 great to see you doing what you love despite the hurdles we face daily.
    Cheers from Florida buddy👊🏻

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  6 років тому +29

      Thanks Chris!

    • @warmage247
      @warmage247 6 років тому +13

      I would highly recommend going into his videos playlist and look for "Wolfe zone" I've been asking if he would update it sometime but I know Larry has a lot going on, you'll learn more about Larry there and get a better idea of his struggle and why we all love him so much for his efforts.

    • @rose_274
      @rose_274 6 років тому +25

      @@joelweidenfeld471
      WTF? That doesn't even make sense dude.😒

    • @jeffstanley4593
      @jeffstanley4593 6 років тому +2

      He was doing the best he could. Joel Weidenfeld that is.

    • @gaylenewood7707
      @gaylenewood7707 6 років тому +7

      Joel Weidenfeld Your a fucking dumass.show wolfie some respect you skankdog.

  • @HangTheDj3000
    @HangTheDj3000 6 років тому +10

    Lord, I basically survived on Celeste’s pizzas as a kid. Hey man, food is food 😂

  • @foodiethebeauty
    @foodiethebeauty 6 років тому +156

    The sausage and pepperoni pizza looked like my face as a teenager lol.

    • @bowseratvandsmallenginerep6797
      @bowseratvandsmallenginerep6797 6 років тому

      Saaame

    • @spaghettiman1
      @spaghettiman1 6 років тому +6

      I feel your pain.

    • @alien_industries3803
      @alien_industries3803 6 років тому +11

      Foodie Beauty can I suggest a weight loss programme that's working for me? lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks just from not having breakfast, that's 9kg zero exercise. Once you get past the hunger pains (which go away after about half hour) you won't be that hungry, body thinks no food is coming better burn some fat cells for energy. When the body gets excess calories it goes into a store it for later attitude, you have to trick your body into thinking there is a "famine" it goes from storing fat to burning fat, even when you sleep. I went from around 6000 calories per day down to 2500 per day... IT WORKS...and get rid of coca cola and sugary soda. I only have two teaspoons of sugar in tea, antioxidants and plenty of greens. Please give it a go, only have lots of love and wish you never to die young, too much to live for babe!

    • @foodiethebeauty
      @foodiethebeauty 6 років тому +7

      intermittent fasting sounds like which has worked wonders when I was doing it, I need to get back to it.

    • @alien_industries3803
      @alien_industries3803 6 років тому +4

      If you feel good about yourself the whole world notices. Nobody wants to die young i've already buried two family members and did not want to be the third, love food but love life more, hope you give it a go and stick with it...have a nice day babe.

  • @bribair1278
    @bribair1278 6 років тому +2

    I don't know why but I find your videos oddly satisfying. They are also educational and teach you what to look for on the label

  • @DOSBoxMom
    @DOSBoxMom 6 років тому +7

    These remind me of the Tony's Party Pizzas I would occasionally fix for the kids' lunch when the grade school would have a lunchtime dismissal for the day. They were cheap and the kids didn't mind them at the time, but I wouldn't serve anything that low-end to them now as adults. (Of course, if either of my surviving kids were cooking for themselves on a tight budget, I can easily imagine them eating pizza from the Dollar Tree freezer case!)

  • @TrafalgarLaw467
    @TrafalgarLaw467 6 років тому +2

    I absolutely love your videos, I’ve been binge watching your videos for like 3 days and I absolutely love your tone of voice and just your take on these really cheap foods! Keep up the good work man

  • @jaredrusch
    @jaredrusch 6 років тому +45

    Yum I'm always up at 4am for these haha

  • @oldschooldiy3240
    @oldschooldiy3240 5 років тому +84

    $1.00 for 5-7 ounce pizzas? Great value "rising crust" pizza, in all varieties, is $2.78! That's for 20-22 ounce pizzas! Cheaper and tastes better!

    • @williamschutz4982
      @williamschutz4982 5 років тому +4

      Not at my Wal-Mart.

    • @steeplesheeple
      @steeplesheeple 5 років тому +6

      Rising crust pizzas are usually doughy aND GROSS. Digiornio is the worst.

    • @TheTruth4313
      @TheTruth4313 5 років тому +5

      I'll take a 15.8 oz JACK'S Original Thin Crust Supreme Frozen Pizza from Walmart for $2.25-2.50 all day. Best tasting cheap pizza IMO. Oh and the Jack's Mexican style at 16.6 oz is pretty good too.

    • @keithjackson5110
      @keithjackson5110 5 років тому +3

      I'll take Celeste over great value anyyy day

    • @vietster1141991
      @vietster1141991 5 років тому +6

      Totinos is generally $1-1.5, similar type of thin crust, a bit buttery, way better than dollar tree crap

  • @IveGotABulletproofHeart
    @IveGotABulletproofHeart 6 років тому +11

    As a kid I would go after school and buy these and eat then before my dad got home (he went to night school) being broke and hungry made these the best 👏🏻

  • @antfrancis9941
    @antfrancis9941 5 років тому +2

    Not really a fan of frozen pizza but on the occasions where I do, I'm grating some more cheese onto it, I'll also buy some ham, pepperoni to buff it out a bit. Turns out quite decent afterwards
    Oh yeah I'll also lightly grease the foil (oil or butter) to stop it from sticking, usually works.

  • @dyllman98
    @dyllman98 5 років тому +29

    Celeste pizzas aren’t bad I eat them once in a while

  • @jturner0901
    @jturner0901 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing this channel brings back memories

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 5 років тому +66

    Those Celeste pizzas are amazing...
    When you’re drunk

  • @hayleinope8873
    @hayleinope8873 6 років тому +1

    This has been one of my favourite youtube channels for a while.

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 3 роки тому +9

    Dollar Tree is the only so-called "dollar" store left, that actually isn't just a "so-called" dollar store, because they're the only one left, where everything only cost one dollar. That's not true for any other "dollar store" anymore.

  • @wbl_unlimited
    @wbl_unlimited 3 роки тому +2

    "So we added the toppings from the Celeste pizza onto the Mr P's pizza."
    Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @feleciaclemons5074
    @feleciaclemons5074 6 років тому +19

    Man. I was wondering why i was up for no reason when i have to work in 4 hours... Its because i felt this was going to happen! Thanks,Larry!

    • @soulrebel6309
      @soulrebel6309 6 років тому +2

      You stayed up late risking your sleep for a dollar pizza video??

  • @TruthXile
    @TruthXile 6 років тому

    my childhood, forced to eat cheap pizza, I will NEVER go back but this channel seems oddly satisfying to watch :3

  • @pacmaninchains
    @pacmaninchains 6 років тому +33

    To make any of these taste great, Pour on a bunch of garlic salt before heating. Add more cheese too. Finally, replace the dough and sauce With a dough and sauce of your own and ta-da

    • @DragonGrafx-16
      @DragonGrafx-16 6 років тому +7

      Or just buy plain crusts and put whatever sauce, cheese and toppings you want.

    • @thomasschoemehl7403
      @thomasschoemehl7403 6 років тому +4

      LazingBlazers wooosh!

    • @antonylopez5742
      @antonylopez5742 6 років тому

      or just go to papa murphys

    • @TheCycledude37
      @TheCycledude37 6 років тому +5

      Why would I buy a premade pizza just to do all that, might as well just make it from scratch

    • @SixteenJacobsCreams
      @SixteenJacobsCreams 6 років тому +3

      @@TheCycledude37 think he might have been joking

  • @Maxfli82
    @Maxfli82 6 років тому +3

    “How are you going to get heartburn the next day if it doesn’t” 😅 so true.

  • @evenbet9603
    @evenbet9603 5 років тому +5

    They also carry Red Baron single serving for a buck. It's a solid seven and if you add some fresh ingredients ,onion, tomato, a little more mozzarella you got yourself a tasty pizza.

  • @lofiafterdark9882
    @lofiafterdark9882 6 років тому +4

    “But when we did this video, I was starving.”
    LOLOL!!

  • @pokemorgasm7157
    @pokemorgasm7157 6 років тому +218

    1 dislike came from USDA

    • @aateena
      @aateena 6 років тому +2

      It's 8 now

    • @jaym8808
      @jaym8808 6 років тому +7

      31 now. How do you watch a video about "what's in a dollar tree pizza" then go "oh, he's telling us what's in a dollar tree pizza, I wasn't expecting that! DISLIKE."

    • @slowgynman1234.
      @slowgynman1234. 6 років тому

      Pokemo Rgasm ohhh youu clowns !

    • @CollinMac96
      @CollinMac96 6 років тому

      91 :(

    • @pokemorgasm7157
      @pokemorgasm7157 6 років тому

      Jason M dislikes never show up on comments so it’s basically useless to dislike a comment

  • @jeffcavaliersbluemarker9865
    @jeffcavaliersbluemarker9865 6 років тому

    This id the most randomest channel that I am subscribed to and legit watch and enjoy ! Love the channel keep it up !

  • @Project_EG2
    @Project_EG2 6 років тому +80

    These frequent uploads though 😍😍

    • @jmane4581
      @jmane4581 6 років тому

      Imagine How Much Time He Spends On The Toilet 😂

  • @Okan195
    @Okan195 6 років тому

    I don't know how you came up in my featured section, but for the past 5 days I have been non-stop watching vids of your. I am from Europe and I love your content! So now I'm subbed!

  • @SoraFan23
    @SoraFan23 6 років тому +79

    I get a frozen pizza by my local store called Aldi's and its only $3.47 and its really good.

    • @thegringo8729
      @thegringo8729 6 років тому +9

      Here in Germany we have dr. Ötker or Wagner pizzas, not so big, I need probably need two of them to be fed up. There taste is not bad and they're a popular frozen food. There are often sold at a discount for 1,79 or less. While Wagner and ötker are brand products and the cheaper versions are often crap, I tried a aldi stoneoven handmade one for 2,22€ cheaper than high end versions of ötker, Wagner and some other brands and it was really good, maybe the best frozen pizza I ever had. Unlikely this pizza was not in their permanent assortment that consists of 2,xx€ pizzas with good ingredients but a lack of spice.

    • @Biggamer86
      @Biggamer86 6 років тому +27

      Aldi's rules my favourite grocery store.

    • @thegringo8729
      @thegringo8729 6 років тому +3

      @Mike Lucky I ate a pizza with wieners in Italy actually hahah but not in Germany

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 6 років тому +5

      +Mike Lucky the irony in all of this is that we have sausage Pizza, its called american hotdog,,,

    • @gaylenewood7707
      @gaylenewood7707 6 років тому +9

      francisjairam Oh I love aldis pizzas the frozen ones they taste a whole lot better than pizza hut pizzas.

  • @yLaQueso0
    @yLaQueso0 5 років тому +1

    This man is doing God’s work I cannot stress that enough

  • @jamalexa2006
    @jamalexa2006 6 років тому +189

    I have yet to find a pizza that tastes good coming out of a microwave.

    • @awesome_otter7853
      @awesome_otter7853 6 років тому +10

      Ellios is ok

    • @erikthered832
      @erikthered832 6 років тому +4

      Home run is ok

    • @str8outtacostco53
      @str8outtacostco53 6 років тому +25

      Tombstone mini deep dish pizzas were delicious in the microwave.

    • @jeradanderson42
      @jeradanderson42 6 років тому +5

      Most deep dish minis are good in the microwave, I dint think you'll find to many that are good otherwise

    • @laurac5451
      @laurac5451 6 років тому +1

      Cook them in an airfryer

  • @josephstone1319
    @josephstone1319 5 років тому +8

    His Dollar tree has automatic doors !?!? Now that's fancy

  • @sarahko1986
    @sarahko1986 6 років тому +306

    Totinos pizzas are still my favorite pizza.

    • @RaDrumba
      @RaDrumba 6 років тому +15

      That what I was gonna to say. I add cheese with mine and added fresh spinach.

    • @stegura83
      @stegura83 6 років тому +18

      Totinos has a nice crispy crust

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 6 років тому

      Those are pizza bites, not a a pizza...

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 6 років тому +46

      @@Clay3613 You DO know that Totino's makes whole pizzas as well right?

    • @ghostuserwune8mhbsk
      @ghostuserwune8mhbsk 6 років тому +13

      @@Clay3613 pizza ROLLS you mean. Tostinos makes whole round pizza

  • @ronaldyeater3322
    @ronaldyeater3322 Рік тому +2

    I love Celeste pizzas, I started eating when was homeless, but I had to eat raw defrosted most of the time, sometimes got to heat in gas station microwave lol, but was still good

  • @mcomeslast
    @mcomeslast 6 років тому +8

    Oh man, this reminds me of microwave hot pockets in my military dorm decades ago. Not good, just hot and cheap.

  • @mr.fancycat6867
    @mr.fancycat6867 5 років тому +1

    Pizza dough (and a whole pizza) is super easy and you can probably get all but one ingredient from Dollar Tree. You can make and freeze dough for future pizza, bread sticks, etc. DT sometimes has mozzarella cheese, but you can also get or elsewhere for 3-4$/lb. The ones near me usually have pizza, pasta, tomato sauce or alfredo and also Italian seasoning. Also pepperoni and stir fry veg (green and red bell pepper, onion), breakfast sausage, bacon or chorizo if you're into that. Ooh, pepper gravy might be good too with scrambled eggs and/or sausage. If you have the time, you could whip up a batch of dough for different types of pizza and freeze already cooked that just need to be nuked or raw that need to be thawed. If you're kitchen savvy and have time, whipping up and freezing dough has so many possibilities...... From scratch is also CHEAP.. But also a matter of having time, skill, ability, etc.....

  • @uneasywizard8851
    @uneasywizard8851 5 років тому +8

    I enjoyed the Celeste pizza.

  • @crz4644
    @crz4644 4 роки тому

    These bring back so many memories growing up! The nostalgia.

  • @danbanks7930
    @danbanks7930 5 років тому +35

    Mr. P's pizza's were the same size from grocery outlet...i use to get 5 for 5$ and cook them on a George foreman grill ... just fold in half and they come out like a calizon...ooo😎👍

  • @smilingcat1703
    @smilingcat1703 7 місяців тому +2

    "Everything at the Dollar Tree costs $1" Well, that certainly aged well, didn't it?

  • @DutchK75
    @DutchK75 5 років тому +4

    If you add cheese to the Mr P's. And put it on the oven rack. It's the bomb!

  • @bobbyhill7948
    @bobbyhill7948 2 роки тому +2

    I have been eating these pizzas for as long as I can remember hands down one of my favorite cheap Foods but I just bought a couple for nostalgia's sake they barely put any toppings on them anymore I had a pepperoni one that was basically sauce with a dusting of cheese and maybe 10 little pieces of pepperoni They still taste the same but man are they lacking

  • @bg147
    @bg147 5 років тому +6

    Wow, I haven't seen a Celeste pizza in years. They were popular when I was a kid.

  • @ilovepickles45
    @ilovepickles45 5 років тому +1

    Foodlion has their own brand of thin crust personal pizzas for 88 cents a pop. I love them. All kinds of different toppings to choose from.

  • @koltinkauffman4965
    @koltinkauffman4965 3 роки тому +3

    I personally love the celeste pizza. I eat it at least once a week and have two of them in my freezer right now! LOL I give it 8 out of 10 for price.

  • @azuredystopia3751
    @azuredystopia3751 6 років тому +1

    Many a night during harder times we appreciated the existence of £1 pizza. You should try placing frozen pizza directly onto the wire rack in your oven to cook: helps cheap pizza crust immensely. Love your work!

  • @theangrybuffalosportsfan9971
    @theangrybuffalosportsfan9971 6 років тому +14

    "The bottom of the mr.p's looked weird like it was made of little strans of something.....so i took a bite" 😂😂😂

  • @secondleasegamer8312
    @secondleasegamer8312 6 років тому +1

    When I was a poor college student, i at those Celeste Pizzas and I preferred them over every other cheap pizza alternative. Not only because it tasted better, but also because it had a good portion size. The Celeste cheese tasted so much better than other cheap pizza.

  • @jessehernan5410
    @jessehernan5410 6 років тому +13

    I could care less, being a broke kid in 2008 Recession Modesto, this was the closest thing I had to a pizza. It's good if you bake it.

    • @venictos
      @venictos 6 років тому

      Cmon the recession wasnt that bad.

    • @jessehernan5410
      @jessehernan5410 6 років тому +5

      @@venictos Modesto is in the Central Valley, it's one of the poorest areas in the nation. Trust me, it was horrible. Many of friends lost their homes.

    • @Eyetrauma
      @Eyetrauma 6 років тому +2

      Big mood. Hope things are better for you now, bro.

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 3 роки тому +1

      The 2008 recession came from republicans bailing out auto manufacturers and real estate banks on tax payer money.

    • @kushbluntsgucci4203
      @kushbluntsgucci4203 3 роки тому

      @@ricky-sanchez Lmao Obama helped a lot sending money overseas

  • @Saki630
    @Saki630 5 років тому

    its been almost 20years since I've eaten Mr. P's pizza. The old green box with cube peperonis was so awesome when I was younger. I would get to cook it myself in the tiny counter top oven and take it out when the cheese was all brown and caramelized!

  • @thomashouse6090
    @thomashouse6090 6 років тому +53

    You can't really expect much of a $1 pizza

    • @danhulsoor2631
      @danhulsoor2631 6 років тому +5

      @kmiller9959 that's how mafia works

    • @markplott4820
      @markplott4820 6 років тому +2

      you can Expect , Obesity, High Blood Pressure, and Diabedus from eating $1 Tree Pizzas.

    • @uuglyddoll8333
      @uuglyddoll8333 6 років тому +2

      Totinos Pizza are 1.25 at Kroger. That's the lowest quality I'll go.

    • @markplott4820
      @markplott4820 6 років тому +1

      @@uuglyddoll8333 - ENJOY eating those FAKE Ingredients

    • @uuglyddoll8333
      @uuglyddoll8333 6 років тому +2

      @@markplott4820 ok

  • @chickenlady9340
    @chickenlady9340 6 років тому

    This is my new favorite channel! Now I can watch someone braver than I try food from the dollar store.

  • @aaronreason700
    @aaronreason700 6 років тому +16

    I’ve had the Celeste pizza on two occasions in my 31 years. The first time 10 or so years ago the pizza sucked. My next time was this past summer, and what do you know it sucked again. I’ve heard friends say they love that brand. They must like shitty food. Also on a side note I check the labels on food and actively look for TVP and now this frozen chicken fettuccine alfredo bowl I love contains that, and now I can’t eat the chicken because all I think of is a sponge and I gag. So long story short, the meal now just becomes fettuccine alfredo ...

  • @heatheroliver3020
    @heatheroliver3020 6 років тому

    I love the delivery of these videos

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 6 років тому +48

    Man I love frozen pizzas. Especially Digiorno.

    • @NoOne-nf8cl
      @NoOne-nf8cl 6 років тому +14

      Digornio are on the higher tier of pizzas, they aren't poor man pizzas.

    • @northernninety7
      @northernninety7 6 років тому +5

      Thats why I said "especially Digiorno". I like the cheap stuff too.

    • @logankorte9043
      @logankorte9043 6 років тому

      Minnesota Guy same

    • @Cybo-Man
      @Cybo-Man 6 років тому +1

      If you can find it, try Jamaican Jerk California Pizza Kitchen.

    • @powerfulcornelius3285
      @powerfulcornelius3285 6 років тому

      Digiorno is delivery not frozen pizza.

  • @TonyGilbert1
    @TonyGilbert1 6 років тому +1

    Another great video good on you Larry

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 6 років тому +15

    You can get the Totinos ones on sale for a dollar or less depending on your area. They probably taste better

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 3 роки тому +1

      Totino's pizza has it's own unique taste, no other frozen pizza tastes like it. It's so strangely delicious.

  • @KJPOGVl
    @KJPOGVl 6 років тому

    I like this intro .. the fact you pinpointed what you was feeling and fixed it.

  • @Hauntedechos84
    @Hauntedechos84 6 років тому +12

    Maybe the celeste was old I have had them a few times and they were always pretty good but I cook mine in the microwave on the silver tray so it still comes out crispy

    • @Just4kGaming
      @Just4kGaming 6 років тому +1

      How can you make a pizza in the microwave and have a crispy pizza?

    • @Hauntedechos84
      @Hauntedechos84 6 років тому +3

      @NatarisX obviously u never had a celeste pizza ....they come with a silver cooking disc and they make your pizza crispy in the microwave

    • @Hauntedechos84
      @Hauntedechos84 6 років тому +1

      @@Just4kGaming celeste pizzas come with a silver disc u set your pizza on to.cook it in the mic and it makes it crispy

    • @fryode
      @fryode 6 років тому +1

      They're using the same trick Red Baron used to use with their french bread pizzas. It's the same technology as the crisping sleeves Hot Pockets come with.

    • @lilbeviltwin
      @lilbeviltwin 6 років тому

      I bought some of these and it didn't come with the silver tray.

  • @toddwebb7521
    @toddwebb7521 3 роки тому +2

    If you ever have to microwave a cheap pizza where it's completely limp just roll it up into a pizza burrito, way better than trying to eat it in slices when it's limp

    • @avidplanes
      @avidplanes 3 роки тому +1

      Always did the taco but same principle

  • @aaronblair9583
    @aaronblair9583 6 років тому +6

    wierd, i actually like the celeste pizzas. its one of the few frozen pizzas that i cant actually taste the mushrooms. im worried that they changed the recipe, the cheese was always gooey, and the crust was better than tombstone. hmm.

  • @jaredfaye4169
    @jaredfaye4169 5 років тому +1

    You can add extra toppings at home... like onions, olives,peppers ect. Makes it taste better... or you could add extra cheese...

  • @Hauntedechos84
    @Hauntedechos84 6 років тому +32

    It's to late to warn you but I would have said donnnnttt do it dont eat the mrs ps lol they are terrible I do enjoy the celeste pizza though its half decent

  • @eugenes9751
    @eugenes9751 6 років тому +1

    The major cost of pizza is dealing with customers, if you can make it on a factory scale, it's just some dough, sauce and toppings, which are about 15cents worth per pizza (at scale). Celeste is awesome, just cook it a little longer to get the crunch.

  • @takethist-series5151
    @takethist-series5151 6 років тому +11

    Take a shot every time he says pizza

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 6 років тому +5

      I now have liver failure after playing your game. Thanks a lot

    • @jacobl2920
      @jacobl2920 5 років тому

      Or dont

  • @mznicci8183
    @mznicci8183 6 років тому +5

    Good morning Larry and friends

  • @marynotmartha3139
    @marynotmartha3139 5 років тому +1

    Thank u for your reviews

  • @softpretzelsoup8690
    @softpretzelsoup8690 6 років тому +7

    I used to eat Celeste pizza. Those were some dark times. The cheese has no give and has the texture of Elmer’s glue

    • @ricky-sanchez
      @ricky-sanchez 3 роки тому

      If you eat it straight out the microwave it will burn your hands and the roof of your mouth and tongue.

    • @softpretzelsoup8690
      @softpretzelsoup8690 3 роки тому

      @@ricky-sanchez I ate it out of the toaster

  • @coasterdaddy7123
    @coasterdaddy7123 6 років тому

    Aldis has an amazing Mama Cozzi rising crust pizza I get regularly that is sold in 4 cheese, pepperoni and supreme if I remember correctly. It is only 2.79 usually, sometimes on sale for 2.19!

  • @SavvySteak
    @SavvySteak 6 років тому +6

    Well, you can get it cheaper at Hananfords....(Eastern US market.)
    89cents

  • @songofyesterday
    @songofyesterday 6 років тому

    I'm on keto and mouth's watering watching this.

  • @user-hi2dj3li2v
    @user-hi2dj3li2v 6 років тому +3

    *"Celeste - Authentic Italian Since 1930"*

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 3 роки тому

    i've eaten many a frozen pizza just like these in my history. they provided a lot of enjoyment. amazed that 30 years later they are a dollar. I want to say they were close to $2 a pop when I was in college. Maybe I'm mis-remembering though. great video!

  • @hughjainice8094
    @hughjainice8094 5 років тому +4

    I love Celeste pizza and when I was little and I would go to my grandmas house I would always be so happy when she would give me a 4 cheese or a pepperoni one

  • @ZombieNationLTD
    @ZombieNationLTD 5 років тому

    Our bowling alley has these things called pizza nuggets and they’re deep fried small balls of dough tossed in Parmesan and herbs and you dip them in marinara with Parmesan cheese in it. Blows my mind

  • @nostickpeople
    @nostickpeople 5 років тому +6

    The Celeste pizza is only .89 cents at price rite!

    • @drevil8223
      @drevil8223 5 років тому

      nostickpeople lol you have a price rite to 🤣

  • @eliteteutonicknight1
    @eliteteutonicknight1 6 років тому

    The "way better than nothing" pizzas. They definitely saved me from the awful trip to McDonald's more than once.

  • @McNuggs-
    @McNuggs- 6 років тому +4

    "It could of been a turd with sausage gravy on it." 💩♨️ ROFLMAO

    • @bucknaked31
      @bucknaked31 6 років тому

      S a n d s Coming up next week! :)

  • @ItsaRomethingeveryday
    @ItsaRomethingeveryday 6 років тому

    I might not always leave a comment , but I do watch all your videos, I love the consistency, and am a regular of the dollar tree too

  • @ricemenarq6230
    @ricemenarq6230 6 років тому +58

    Foil? Come on man use parchment paper. It's cheaper and safer than using Foil.

    • @Strawberrycream100
      @Strawberrycream100 6 років тому +12

      Rice MenaRQ some people only use foil I will never understand it

    • @Syrnian
      @Syrnian 6 років тому +14

      Nothing wrong with foil. The only people that need to worry about aluminum are those with renal disease.

    • @slowgynman1234.
      @slowgynman1234. 6 років тому +15

      If you’d have grown up eating foil with your pizza you’d understand, ?,!!, it’s that sensation in your mouth when you bite into a foil lased pizza I LOVE IT

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 6 років тому +21

      Yes wanna be safe cooking that healthy dollar tree food lmao

    • @Leanne_w
      @Leanne_w 6 років тому +4

      I use foil all the time.