Dollar Tree FAST FOOD - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit

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  • @TheWolfePit
    @TheWolfePit  7 років тому +846

    After many request I got new music....now people want the old music back. Let me know what you guys want. Just reply OLD or NEW this post. THANKS!

    • @sirmarkalotsupreme1240
      @sirmarkalotsupreme1240 7 років тому +64

      TheWolfePit Old

    • @mver191
      @mver191 7 років тому +17

      TheWolfePit I like this one.

    • @lolll9671
      @lolll9671 7 років тому +50

      TheWolfePit Old Music

    • @sirwyatt94
      @sirwyatt94 7 років тому +117

      TheWolfePit I like both man. but a good idea would be to change up the music every once in a while. that way, no one gets tired and after all, it's all bout the crazy stuff you eat. just keep up the good work brother!

    • @druffkopf
      @druffkopf 7 років тому +6

      I like this better, so NEW

  • @NumbaOne
    @NumbaOne 7 років тому +1492

    this series is my guilty pleasure lol

    • @beanyapostnuclearyoutubepa4764
      @beanyapostnuclearyoutubepa4764 7 років тому +9

      Rem How? I think it's pretty good. Or was it a pun?

    • @oatmealsalad7953
      @oatmealsalad7953 7 років тому +7

      Beany, lemme tell you something. If you don't know what you're talking about then don't say it.

    • @beanyapostnuclearyoutubepa4764
      @beanyapostnuclearyoutubepa4764 7 років тому +11

      The Swing Man I was asking a question, geez! Can't a person say something anymore.

    • @madroon7
      @madroon7 7 років тому +4

      Beany: A Post-Nuclear UA-cam Page
      No..not dumb questions.

    • @NumbaOne
      @NumbaOne 7 років тому +11

      Beany..... let me explain since you dont understand.... i usually don't watch any food related videos, i usually stay on the gaming side of youtube, but this series is so good i still enjoy it even though its out of the "norm" for me i literally watch ALL of the "WHAT ARE WE EATING" videos in one day and subscribed for more.

  • @WhiteTeeSpoons
    @WhiteTeeSpoons 7 років тому +1077

    This guy always sounds like he's reading a book report in front of his fifth grade class

  • @officepaperclip3688
    @officepaperclip3688 7 років тому +357

    AND HE BROKE OUT THAT LIMITED EDITION ULTRA HIGH DURABILITY PLASTISUE!!!

  • @yungerrr
    @yungerrr 6 років тому +164

    And like I said, as a sandwich, just edible

  • @samantharocksnewhome
    @samantharocksnewhome 7 років тому +656

    I wanna see who this man is I feel like he's the guy behind the fence on home improvement lol

    • @jessejames243
      @jessejames243 7 років тому +6

      Samantha Silva 😂☠️

    • @MsMedford
      @MsMedford 6 років тому +14

      Samantha Silva he has another channel called the wolfe zone. He shows his face

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 6 років тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @dejachhun338
      @dejachhun338 6 років тому

      Lol!

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 5 років тому +1

      Wilson

  • @OperatorDirge
    @OperatorDirge 7 років тому +535

    If this video doesn't motivate you to make your kid's lunches yourself, I don't know what will.

    • @purpleravenstar
      @purpleravenstar 7 років тому +39

      Operator Dirge "Whole chicken in a can".

    • @Hellraiser988
      @Hellraiser988 7 років тому +3

      purpleravenstar burger in a can

    • @justiceforthewaa4820
      @justiceforthewaa4820 7 років тому +1

      Jax Bingo oh wow your so cool because your curse! No dude there's no reason to call him gay for making his kids lunches. Do you even know what gay means? Here's a cut down version: A homosexual person: Happy.

    • @sh-ty3ur
      @sh-ty3ur 6 років тому +12

      Man they fine least u putting food in there mouth

    • @tantor5642
      @tantor5642 6 років тому +6

      just to think some schools have to pay for that crap.

  • @CripAyyLmao
    @CripAyyLmao 7 років тому +377

    not only did you make the plate green to match the box, the chicken patty as well looked green too!

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 7 років тому +9

      yeah wtf..

    • @EddyGurge
      @EddyGurge 7 років тому +41

      I really hope that was a white balance issue on the camera. I really, really do.

    • @fukkkkkkkk
      @fukkkkkkkk 7 років тому +4

      Hi Aleks!

    • @why__dough5820
      @why__dough5820 7 років тому +1

      Aye you know what's petite tube?

    • @fayco1
      @fayco1 7 років тому +1

      Oooh true!! I thought it was just me lmao 😂😂😂

  • @HunkMine
    @HunkMine 7 років тому +241

    this is the shit that goes in school lunch since they only have about $1.60 per person to work with

    • @Uber_Versace
      @Uber_Versace 6 років тому +12

      Millions of people go to school

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 6 років тому +76

      @@Uber_Versace yes, they do. good job

    • @Uber_Versace
      @Uber_Versace 6 років тому +9

      @@whoeusbsknsi see you get it

    • @ConfusedMan052
      @ConfusedMan052 5 років тому +12

      We pay 2.50 unless you get free or reduced lunch prices. We also dont get our food from here

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 років тому +7

      And a couple hundred million people pay taxes in the US.

  • @soundbwoy1890
    @soundbwoy1890 7 років тому +74

    Put some hot sauce on the sandwiches and I'll eat em

  • @mushypasta7425
    @mushypasta7425 7 років тому +325

    Looks exactly like the sandwiches they served at school. Just without the sesame seeds on the bun.

    • @chillsfaze4352
      @chillsfaze4352 7 років тому +4

      Daggett Beaver bro your lucky our schools food is ass

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 7 років тому +4

      Chills Faze same

    • @L1ttlef0ot
      @L1ttlef0ot 7 років тому +1

      Daggett Beaver me too

    • @poohcanplay123
      @poohcanplay123 7 років тому +4

      Daggett Beaver chicken patty Wednesdays!

    • @sweetiepie9411
      @sweetiepie9411 7 років тому +1

      Daggett Beaver Lol they sure do!

  • @onemulatto
    @onemulatto 7 років тому +169

    Love this channel. My girlfriend hates it because I make her watch it with me.

    • @nicoleonyx9186
      @nicoleonyx9186 7 років тому +37

      whyy would she hate it this is pure entertainment

    • @detaildr
      @detaildr 7 років тому +11

      onemulatto my girlfriend loves this channel, we watch it together! You need a new girlfriend lol

    • @s0urce29
      @s0urce29 7 років тому +18

      I watch it all alone. If I went missing nobody would even look for me.

    • @hi-nw7qy
      @hi-nw7qy 7 років тому +4

      Strung Out Rip

    • @swindle3561
      @swindle3561 7 років тому +5

      Strung Out ill go missing looking for you

  • @scoot1275
    @scoot1275 7 років тому +35

    i bought the chili cheese dog and ate all of the nasty rubbery food. 10 minuets later my toilet can never recover what came out my ass and my mouth

  • @choruppted
    @choruppted 7 років тому +290

    I will never trust frozen fish.
    I'm glad that you try this food so that WE the PEOPLE, don't have to.

    • @fortnitesuck8120
      @fortnitesuck8120 6 років тому +2

      The ominous collective just catch your own like I do :)

    • @slowed8394
      @slowed8394 6 років тому +1

      I watch these videos to watchout for bad frozen food like this, and I watch his videos to lookout for good or great frozen foods.

    • @inkbold8511
      @inkbold8511 5 років тому +19

      Almost all fish are frozen immediately after they are caught, pretty much guaranteed you have eaten plenty of frozen fishes and you just don’t know it.

    • @reeepingk
      @reeepingk 5 років тому +12

      @@inkbold8511 Agreed. Almost all fish is frozen after caught in part to kill any nasty parasites inside the fish.

    • @notamanstudios4408
      @notamanstudios4408 4 роки тому +5

      frozen is the safest way to get fish, it kills potential parasites
      which is why in the US, sushi restaurants are required to have their fish frozen at some point before it's served

  • @saraedge1112
    @saraedge1112 6 років тому +114

    5:33 “The chicken sandwich is a little lighter than the chicken sandwich” Anyone else catch that?

  • @quigglyjohnston6118
    @quigglyjohnston6118 7 років тому +112

    Music soundin like a TGI Fridays commercial

    • @PicturesqueGames
      @PicturesqueGames 7 років тому +4

      so, fitting?

    • @NathanGokem
      @NathanGokem 6 років тому +1

      Thank god it’s Friday’s kinda sounds weird cause of the Friday’s part

    • @mxsthxted
      @mxsthxted 6 років тому

      fuck you

  • @NerfMaster000
    @NerfMaster000 7 років тому +121

    The day where you'll give a 10/10 or anything higher than a 6 is where hell freezes over

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 років тому +33

      THAT MIGHT HAPPEN...........SOON!

    • @sparksthedaytrader9606
      @sparksthedaytrader9606 6 років тому +4

      Del it was the eggplant lasagna thing

    • @doithigh9213
      @doithigh9213 6 років тому +7

      Breakfast food got a 9/10. I’m from the future.

    • @Cabbitania
      @Cabbitania 4 роки тому +2

      in 2020, frozen burritos (microwaved) got 8/10.

  • @brxar2482
    @brxar2482 7 років тому +38

    Try the devour meals

    • @CripAyyLmao
      @CripAyyLmao 7 років тому +8

      you naughty naughty mac n cheese

    • @brxar2482
      @brxar2482 7 років тому +2

      Oooh Food You want to fork

    • @mushypasta7425
      @mushypasta7425 7 років тому +3

      It's awesome how they actually got those ads on TV. It's even better how many soccer mom suburbanite moms complained once they saw the commercials with their kids'.

    • @vaporiiz
      @vaporiiz 7 років тому +3

      yes! the devours are not bad at all haha

  • @strocat25
    @strocat25 7 років тому +68

    i actually enjoy the fast bites spicy chicken sandwich.. when done i pull off the patty and dunk it in franks red hot then eat. i actually think its the best frozen item from dollar tree.

    • @simonriley3438
      @simonriley3438 3 роки тому +7

      When I was in elementary we ate the spicy ones and I actually looked forward to them back then

    • @xTWOTONTIMx
      @xTWOTONTIMx 3 роки тому

      Same, I love the spicy ones. They are so good with your own sliced cheese and mayo. These fast bites smack

    • @brandonlyon6985
      @brandonlyon6985 3 роки тому +6

      Dollar tree Connoisseur

  • @childofnature4402
    @childofnature4402 5 років тому +38

    There's something incredibly addictive about these videos.

  • @LuckyMcLuckson
    @LuckyMcLuckson 7 років тому +64

    I don't think that's new music, I think that's Wolfes colon crying for mercy after eating this crap!!

    • @damiennguyen5143
      @damiennguyen5143 7 років тому

      Michael Kennelly iiii. K. I. Ok m h v no. No y

  • @TruFalco
    @TruFalco 7 років тому +22

    How do you fuck up chili cheese dog? I know it's one buck, but that one seems the hardest to fuck up out of the 3,
    And the fish sandwich, which could go wrong in all of the ways, was actually pretty good.
    Stay classy, dollar tree.

    • @EggEnjoyer
      @EggEnjoyer 7 років тому +1

      Ian Bro those fish sandwhiches are like crack. It's my guilty pleasure

  • @nickc7494
    @nickc7494 4 роки тому +13

    These sandwiches are great in a pinch. I eat them on the weekends and think they’re a great value. A little ketchup or a pickle will go a long way. Enjoy

  • @davidpoulton7694
    @davidpoulton7694 6 років тому +180

    My mother buys all her food from dollar tree to save money, no wonder why my stomach has been messed up.

    • @ailinos
      @ailinos 6 років тому +10

      David Poulton 0_o

    • @burymebelowawillowtree9243
      @burymebelowawillowtree9243 6 років тому +70

      You can learn how to cook beans and lentils and brown rice and other simple recipes and save even more money. I’m sorry but even this frozen concoctions aren’t cheap considering their size and that because of the lack of nutrients just makes you hungry.

    • @jordantcannon
      @jordantcannon 6 років тому +45

      EXACTLY! Beans, lentils, and rice are sooo healthy and are actually delicious! Buy a bag of frozen broccoli and you're making affordable and excellent choices!

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 6 років тому +44

      David Poulton get a job and help out man. You can't let your mom eat that shit. Real talk I'm not even trying to make a fucked-up joke you could easily watch your mom have a stroke eating that garbage. I'm talking from first-hand experience.

    • @hitman-ls8lc
      @hitman-ls8lc 6 років тому

      David Poulton cheap

  • @TheDeathMetalOtaku
    @TheDeathMetalOtaku 7 років тому +178

    I'm not gonna lie but the spicy version of the chicken sandwhich is basically what I live off of for lunch at work

    • @BigNateDoggOG
      @BigNateDoggOG 4 роки тому +21

      The spicy chicken sandwiches are 🔥 reminds me of the ones from High School

    • @key8390
      @key8390 3 роки тому +2

      I always get those lol

    • @sabrinaleedance
      @sabrinaleedance 3 роки тому +8

      The spicy chicken sandwich actually ain't bad at all

    • @tatumamour9951
      @tatumamour9951 3 роки тому +5

      Them mugs smacked

    • @amydahlia5301
      @amydahlia5301 3 роки тому +1

      I’m sorry sir! 😳

  • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
    @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 років тому +66

    p

    • @FestinedProductions
      @FestinedProductions 7 років тому +5

      The Chicken Sandwich weighs less than the Chicken Sandwich.

  • @NickPR87
    @NickPR87 7 років тому +15

    YES! Finally a trip down memory lane to my broke days in college. These are absolutely dreadful, but to a hustling 19yo they were lifesavers!

  • @lillywang6333
    @lillywang6333 3 роки тому +6

    Why would someone buy a frozen chicken sandwich from dollar tree when they can buy a McChicken from McDonald’s for the same price? At least it’s hot and has some lettuce.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому

      The ones from 711 may be Very Much Not A Dollar but at least they are pretty good in a pinch. They just don't keep for more than 4 or 5 days but for what they are, literally that was a case of forgetfulness/neglect lmao

  • @mandaloretheinevitable
    @mandaloretheinevitable 6 років тому +74

    11:18 wth

    • @soul-lz9jv
      @soul-lz9jv 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂 yeah he has

    • @ickeikai
      @ickeikai 3 роки тому

      dude i have a 9 year olds humor 😂😂

  • @Pikachufarts
    @Pikachufarts 7 років тому +485

    Every food sold at the dollar store comes with a free car......
    cinogen

    • @ThePresentTimeNow
      @ThePresentTimeNow 6 років тому +10

      Kyle Chapman a free car right to your grave eating this type of food.

    • @erlycuyler
      @erlycuyler 5 років тому +9

      They should sell medicines. You know....for after the stroke. And diabetic care products. Then D tree should invest profits into cancer treatment centres.

    • @Realstealfan
      @Realstealfan 5 років тому +3

      Calum Foster r/woooosh

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 5 років тому +5

      Thought it was going to say carbohydrates lmao

    • @Preinstallable
      @Preinstallable 4 роки тому +3

      123rd like!

  • @Levi-gg5ol
    @Levi-gg5ol 7 років тому +228

    I tried eating a wet sponge, my mom looked at me if i was having a mental meltdown.
    The sponge actually tasted like chicken...

    • @jasonklingler9823
      @jasonklingler9823 6 років тому +15

      That's because you wash your dishes with it and u recently had chicken

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 6 років тому +1

      jayson r Loll you beat me too it

    • @booper1896
      @booper1896 6 років тому

      jayson r woooosh

    • @dumdumdumbest834
      @dumdumdumbest834 5 років тому

      Russian sponges eats chicken

    • @bradblair8333
      @bradblair8333 4 роки тому +1

      i live by myself and chewed my sponge but now i have herpes simplex 2.... i should have used my dish sponge and not the one i cleaned the toilet and shower with

  • @arcadeeater7207
    @arcadeeater7207 7 років тому +50

    I would never eat any of these foods, but I can vicariously through you... also you've taught me the evils of textured soy protein.

    • @PALLETE762
      @PALLETE762 7 років тому +1

      Arcade Eater He reached you to hate tofu? Disgusting meat eater.

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 років тому +5

      Reaperel well it's not their fault tofu tastes like shit
      Humans need protein, fat, and actual sustenance, and where do you get that from?
      And just because I eat steak, I'm a disgusting slob? Oh well sorry princess, I guess I'll go outside and start eating the branches off my neighbour's tree like a fucking Neanderthal

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 років тому +1

      Reaperel animals are going to die anyway, so we might as well use them for something

    • @charlesbrown9213
      @charlesbrown9213 3 роки тому +2

      @arcade eater - Remember, the reviewer eats these foods so that YOU THE PEOPLE don't have to..

  • @rumble5036
    @rumble5036 7 років тому +384

    What happened to the old music? :(
    It's just not the same!

    • @EliorHallo
      @EliorHallo 7 років тому

      I agree

    • @officepaperclip3688
      @officepaperclip3688 7 років тому

      cookie chip shit was so good I thought of getting the ring tone lmao

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 років тому +109

      That's what I get for trying to make everyone happy!! Hoards and hoards of people kept asking for new music! Now people want the old music back!?!?! I'm gonna go have a drink!

    • @uhohbro9012
      @uhohbro9012 7 років тому +5

      but larry, you can't make everyone happy!

    • @derSkedda
      @derSkedda 7 років тому +4

      TheWolfePit that's UA-cam :/ changes are bad. Keep the music and you will see in the next videos, everyone has gotten used to the music.

  • @racc1k163
    @racc1k163 5 років тому +18

    I love these tbh i guess im used to being broke

  • @eskimochild87
    @eskimochild87 7 років тому +36

    Put some mayo on the chicken samwhich 👍🏼

  • @trentd9963
    @trentd9963 7 років тому +150

    you missed the best one, man. that bbq pork sammich is the bees knees my guy

    • @NJindypro
      @NJindypro 6 років тому +5

      Liquid Depression lmao that's my favorite one too.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 6 років тому +1

      Corned beef, bacon, cabbage, lettuce and tomato panini = MUCH better...

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 6 років тому +1

      Yes indeedy feed the needy!

    • @fourniergangrene524
      @fourniergangrene524 5 років тому +1

      @@BenjaminGessel Thumbs up for that. Either that, or an authentic East Coast style steak sandwich (be it a New England steak bomb, or a Philly cheesesteak) beats these glorified school/jail food crapwiches.

    • @ChadFreeman757
      @ChadFreeman757 5 років тому

      That chili cheese dog almost got me fired. I bought one on lunch break.. my god that shit is horrible I couldn’t return to work.

  • @jimjones2471
    @jimjones2471 7 років тому +25

    When can we buy a Plastisioux?

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 6 років тому +17

    The Fish and Cheese one is definitely the best of the lot (and the only one I can stand to eat, really). Hydrolyzed corn protein is a flavor enhancer (yay, glutamic acid!), so it shouldn't affect the texture like TVP does.

  • @niajones992
    @niajones992 6 років тому +43

    if I were on my last dollar.. which I have been many times
    I still would not eat this! 🙅🏾✋🏾😷

    • @TheMaskman74
      @TheMaskman74 4 роки тому +4

      Stuck at school for 7 hours a day , put some ketchup on it and that would keep you alive for the next 3 periods.

    • @BigNateDoggOG
      @BigNateDoggOG 4 роки тому +3

      TheMaskman74 nah even the chicken sandwich’s at school were 100x better than these

    • @stevenclark6952
      @stevenclark6952 4 роки тому

      Whatever

    • @1sam-ef
      @1sam-ef 4 роки тому +1

      You wouldn't eat this but you'd eat Pork!

    • @RicardoMontania
      @RicardoMontania 4 роки тому

      @@1sam-ef What's wrong with pork?

  • @jpatrick4596
    @jpatrick4596 7 років тому +255

    I feel bad for the chickens that had to die for this

    • @jc_253
      @jc_253 7 років тому +14

      I am in great pain please help Or is it really chicken

    • @Impiedoo
      @Impiedoo 7 років тому +20

      I am in great pain please help
      I don't because they didn't have to kill any chickens to make it. probably used roadkill tbh

    • @ctrlh5419
      @ctrlh5419 7 років тому +23

      Not all chickens get to be KFC, welcome to the real world

    • @privatetelevision5178
      @privatetelevision5178 7 років тому +4

      God put them on the earth for us to eat them. Stop be no so sac religious!

    • @Munisk52
      @Munisk52 7 років тому +4

      I am in great pain please help like 5 chickens died for 1000 of these sandwiches, that's not bad

  • @woowoobars3792
    @woowoobars3792 7 років тому +28

    You didn't color coordinate the hotdog :(

  • @panlo7756
    @panlo7756 7 років тому +24

    hey man I don't miss a single episode of these. I really enjoy them

  • @cobaltbleu3046
    @cobaltbleu3046 7 років тому +21

    I love binge watching you binge!

  • @Gaizkia
    @Gaizkia 6 років тому +11

    I’ve actually had these and they’re amazing stoned food

  • @ericaanderson8325
    @ericaanderson8325 7 років тому +40

    Is it just me or does that chicken look slightly green? Idk if it was the lighting or because of the plate or what.

    • @nicolemarie6653
      @nicolemarie6653 7 років тому +1

      Erica Anderson i saw it too

    • @thebitchisback2392
      @thebitchisback2392 7 років тому +11

      Erica Anderson The only thing green I want to eat is vegetables! I've noticed there is a green tint to certain processed meats. Not sure why but that's a quick way to keep me from eating it. Green food belongs in Dr. Seuss books.

    • @johnappleseed8146
      @johnappleseed8146 7 років тому

      Erica Anderson I've ate it before, it's not actually green lol

  • @matt6990
    @matt6990 7 років тому +122

    isn't it sad that some people actually eat this stuff every day

    • @namelessbrown
      @namelessbrown 5 років тому +28

      People eat it because it's cheap.

    • @sovietduga9747
      @sovietduga9747 5 років тому +22

      Theres people who cant eat at all!

    • @ianlawrence9648
      @ianlawrence9648 5 років тому +21

      Capitalism let's everyone survive, yet decreases quality of life

    • @vexxevxevvex2622
      @vexxevxevvex2622 5 років тому +25

      A McDonald's McChicken is also a dollar. Even though it is also highly processed, I'd rather buy that and have it warm on the spot than buying one of these frozen sandwiches, which are likely worse in how many additives they have.

    • @seanmilligan17
      @seanmilligan17 5 років тому +22

      ian lawrence communism lets no people eat makes life a living hell

  • @CaptainAmazing6969
    @CaptainAmazing6969 7 років тому +67

    "do I need to say anything else?" well you already said it twice so

    • @whoeusbsknsi
      @whoeusbsknsi 6 років тому +6

      LMAOOOOO underrated comment. i came looking to see if anyone else noticed all the repeats!

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 роки тому

      I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

  • @Forevertrue
    @Forevertrue 6 років тому +19

    I would pretty much not try any of these on Price alone. And like I said before there must be a gem at Dollar tree somewhere, like the sausage and eggs. I am glad to see that you came up with the result I would have expected.

  • @tacchef4027
    @tacchef4027 7 років тому +15

    Can you review Tostinos party pizza?

  • @lolll9671
    @lolll9671 7 років тому +4

    i h8 vegetable protein it was in my school "chicken" pattys it tastes terrible the worst thing is it costs $5

    • @lisalopez6143
      @lisalopez6143 7 років тому

      Îu

    • @jiabryant533
      @jiabryant533 7 років тому

      Tasty Grape Nation What school do you go to because they robbing you guys.

  • @jkyle92reezy
    @jkyle92reezy 7 років тому +20

    Stampede has new Ribs at dollar tree and there's also new bacon wrapped beef steak you should review them

    • @parimabartender
      @parimabartender 5 років тому

      The bacon wrapped beef steak I believe he already reviewed look for the beef heart patty video

  • @accessaboveall4767
    @accessaboveall4767 7 років тому +20

    This is by far one of the most interesting channels I've found on UA-cam in awhile. Your sir are a genius lol. 👍👌👏👏👏

  • @bullseyeguys8123
    @bullseyeguys8123 6 років тому +5

    5:35 “The chicken sandwich is a little lighter than the chicken sandwich.” Hmmm...something doesn’t add up

  • @Jxseph_08
    @Jxseph_08 5 років тому +6

    The chicken sandwich I put some spicy mayo , lettuce, tomatoes and pickles on it and it’s actually really good!
    Put by itself it’s pretty bland

    • @betteranimations8365
      @betteranimations8365 3 роки тому

      Wait there is spicy mayo?

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому +1

      It's kinda like stovetop ramen; ya gotta dress it up yourself for best results. The bare minimum is sustenance, but with some effort, condiments, toppings etc, you can transform it into something vaguely foodlike.

  • @SharpHDGames
    @SharpHDGames 7 років тому +94

    the true american Ashens

    • @squishlez
      @squishlez 7 років тому +7

      kinda

    • @hugedickerinokripperino5299
      @hugedickerinokripperino5299 7 років тому +1

      He's an american?

    • @brittney6535
      @brittney6535 7 років тому +16

      sharpHD gotta make him eat 40+ year old food, Chinese 1000 year eggs, and review bootleg Star Wars toys first.

    • @BlitzAMV
      @BlitzAMV 7 років тому +2

      Hugedickerino Kripperino he sounds American, and from the accent I will say he's from the south.

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 7 років тому +4

      yeah he said he was from the south

  • @benjaminmahan7423
    @benjaminmahan7423 7 років тому +21

    idek why i love these so much but i freaking love this videos and idont even like frozen food

  • @LatitudeSky
    @LatitudeSky 7 років тому +11

    Thanks for reviewing these. The local DT has them but I'm not eating anything you haven''t reviewed first. I mean, not the actual one you reviewed. But ... nevermind! The McDs fillet of fish gets only a half slice of cheese, to cut costs. Why it has cheese at ALL has always mystified me and I used to work there. The fish buns get steamed in a special steamer thing so microwaving them is actually probably about the same result. And for the music, it's your channel: do the music you like.

  • @cheesebessetti9287
    @cheesebessetti9287 7 років тому +38

    actually not everything at dollar tree is a dollar the one i go to has candy bars for 80cents

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 6 років тому +3

      2 cans of potted meat for $1.00 at mine!

    • @truecarnage4053
      @truecarnage4053 5 років тому +3

      @@HayTatsuko what on Earth is potted meat?

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 5 років тому +1

      @@truecarnage4053 potted meat is a bit like a poor man's pâté. It is cheap, heavily-salted and spiced ground-up meats of various sorts, made to be spreadable on crackers or bread.

    • @Josh2Shakir
      @Josh2Shakir 5 років тому +2

      J.R. Caldoon spreadable meat eh?

    • @adrastea7097
      @adrastea7097 5 років тому +1

      bengolden That sounds hot.

  • @littlebigcomrade
    @littlebigcomrade 6 років тому +5

    I have probably eaten over 100 fast bites in my entire life.
    The best one is the spicy chicken sandwich in my opinion. The regular chicken sandwich is just like death.
    My cooking method for fast bites has always been odd. I put the sandwich on top of its box ; it put in the microwave for 95 seconds; it turns out way better than you think. I’ve done it ever since I first found fast bites.
    None of them are worth the money.

    • @Josh2Shakir
      @Josh2Shakir 5 років тому +1

      I’d love to see what you look like

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 2 роки тому

      I’ll have to try that next time

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 7 років тому +8

    now eat some weed brownies

  • @Ndarkfire0900
    @Ndarkfire0900 7 років тому +11

    You should do a review of Ore-Ida Easy Fries, they are a dollar a pack and you can get them almost anywhere. You will be pleasantly surprised.

  • @notsoheat7055
    @notsoheat7055 7 років тому +7

    Hows it hangin Wolfie?

  • @zacharykelley359
    @zacharykelley359 7 років тому +9

    Maybe you could try frying the chicken patty

  • @iAmMadeOfSoup
    @iAmMadeOfSoup 7 років тому +2

    My parents stock up on these. I can still smell the cheesburger kind. You didn't feature that one. Blah!

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/awKNGlTGLMY/v-deo.html

  • @zombiepunk8421
    @zombiepunk8421 7 років тому +4

    The chicken sandwich is a bit lighter than the chicken sandwich

  • @mindallrobots2727
    @mindallrobots2727 7 років тому +29

    Ew, cheese "product". I'm glad you mentioned that when you saw it.

  • @SigntheTreaty
    @SigntheTreaty 7 років тому +14

    Anyone else laughing at these jokes...
    "Glad I never heard that before"
    🐮🔪

  • @chorz
    @chorz 3 роки тому +3

    " When I opened the bun, the Weiner was small..Glad I never heard that before .
    Lmao 🤣"

  • @bradblair8333
    @bradblair8333 4 роки тому +2

    i aint gonna lie i actually laughed out loud when he said the wiener was actually pretty small... im glad i never heard that one before

  • @JonnyboyCowboy
    @JonnyboyCowboy 7 років тому +7

    I'm so glad I found your channel. You're awesome man!

  • @thecatthatgotaway
    @thecatthatgotaway 7 років тому +4

    could you imagine if that one sandwich was actually 24 servings lol

  • @MrFlojay
    @MrFlojay 7 років тому +8

    Great video...... i've actually tried these myself for the best result though. i never use the microwave for the fish or chicken. i deep fried them. it's 100 times better and it taste like a mcchicken sandwich/fish fillet that you would get at mcdonalds. i also toasted the buns on a skillet to give it a awesome taste.....

  • @justaddmusclecom
    @justaddmusclecom 7 років тому +12

    LOL they use a leavening agent on the patty. Jeesh, I can picture this stuff being made in a lab by a bunch of guys with goggles and lab coats on.

  • @hitsuice1754
    @hitsuice1754 4 роки тому +4

    “The chicken sandwich is a little heavier than the chicken sandwich” bruh you mean fish sandwich 😂

  • @trapjaw7253
    @trapjaw7253 3 роки тому +7

    I worked with a person that did all their grocery shopping at dollar tree, she wasn't a healthy person .

  • @maxwellssilverhammer
    @maxwellssilverhammer 7 років тому +4

    "I'm glad i've never heard that before"..
    right buddy, right

  • @gregoryadkins2213
    @gregoryadkins2213 7 років тому +5

    All 99 cent,Chicken Sandwich’s at fast food joints,are mechanically Seperated Chicken

  • @ChaoticLaughterInc
    @ChaoticLaughterInc 7 років тому +8

    I get the fish sandwiches for work lunches sometimes. As you said they're cheap, edible, and they are fairly filling for the price. Not something I'd tell everyone to run out, and buy in bulk. But as a once in a while "I'ma down this thing before I hurt someone." lunch it does what I need it to do.

  • @fpstequila7582
    @fpstequila7582 6 років тому +6

    "The chicken sandwich is a little lighter than the chicken sandwich"

  • @vengefulone1441
    @vengefulone1441 5 років тому +5

    "The Chicken sandwich weighs a little less then the Chicken Sandwich"
    Is that right?

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому

      Preliminary scans show that the floor is unfortunately not made of floor.

  • @ahm-erudeness7171
    @ahm-erudeness7171 7 років тому +3

    Fast bites are bomb... i add mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard... i personally love the bbq pork samich.👌

  • @noneyabusinezz6671
    @noneyabusinezz6671 7 років тому +37

    Walmart sells these they are delicious..

    • @Yikes_s
      @Yikes_s 7 років тому +4

      Ikr ;-;

    • @Amytheproject
      @Amytheproject 6 років тому +2

      Are they the same price as at the dollar store ?

    • @animaza5563
      @animaza5563 6 років тому +4

      its just the patty but it comes in one of those resealable frozen bags. like 8 or so inside. im pretty sure the walmart ones are better quality because theres no bun to take some price towards.

    • @slickjames2956
      @slickjames2956 6 років тому +1

      you look delicious👀

    • @crowdkilleryote
      @crowdkilleryote 6 років тому

      Lmao no I got food poisoning from the spicy version

  • @fenriswolf8623
    @fenriswolf8623 7 років тому +8

    Looks like school lunch

  • @andrewmcgibbon9785
    @andrewmcgibbon9785 4 роки тому +2

    You must be approaching the end of the Dollar Tree Food items. I can't believe there us as much as you have already tried.

  • @GageSmiff
    @GageSmiff 7 років тому +4

    How are there 24 servings in one sandwich?! Or did I miss something?

    • @kamanana23006
      @kamanana23006 7 років тому +5

      Gage Smith you missed something

    • @angelaburke7819
      @angelaburke7819 7 років тому +2

      he got it of there website, it is for a whole box

    • @ericjustasinner5695
      @ericjustasinner5695 7 років тому

      Gage Smith I think it's a box that has 24 of them

  • @Tnuk3
    @Tnuk3 5 років тому +3

    I'd grill the buns and deep fry the meat...

  • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
    @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 років тому +7

    I'd probably eat these with no worry, just as long as it's filling and tastes good

  • @jjlol262
    @jjlol262 3 роки тому +1

    Growing up I was extremely poor and actually lived off of the chicken and burgers. They tasted good once you got use to them

  • @Mumummymom
    @Mumummymom 3 роки тому +1

    They have a rib sandwich that has like the same type patty as the McRib. It's actually pretty good..

  • @tobbenjees941
    @tobbenjees941 7 років тому +4

    6:39 that is the tiniest slice of cheese product that i have ever seen

  • @pissmonkey9149
    @pissmonkey9149 6 років тому +10

    Is no one gonna talk about how small the chicken burger is?

    • @peterpemrich6962
      @peterpemrich6962 6 років тому

      xXx_MLGPRO_xXx chicken WHAT

    • @mickaelvella
      @mickaelvella 6 років тому

      It's a burger. You Yanks are wierd... a burger uses a bun and a sandwich uses 2 pieces of bread.

  • @thatamericankid1383
    @thatamericankid1383 7 років тому +4

    I can't stop watching these

  • @jayg1438
    @jayg1438 2 роки тому +1

    I've eaten more of those Fast Bites Chicken sandwiches and Cheeseburgers than I care to admit. $1 (now $1.25), quick and filling. Add a pickle slice, some mayo and mustard... passable in a pinch

  • @SadPuppySoup
    @SadPuppySoup Рік тому +1

    6/20/23 They still have them fast bites sandwiches and they haven't gotten any better possibly worst. I get some stuff from the dollar store but most of their store brand Clover Valley has a gross after taste from milk to frozen foods. I just got over food poisoning from their eggs or ham steak.

  • @cuppypasquale1992
    @cuppypasquale1992 7 років тому +13

    Im scared to eat certain foods from dollar tree. if it's not name brand, I don't eat it.

  • @winstonthegorilla2k232
    @winstonthegorilla2k232 7 років тому +7

    3:33 *SandMitch*

    • @TheWolfePit
      @TheWolfePit  7 років тому +3

      NO.....I said "sammich" and it was on purpose!

    • @winstonthegorilla2k232
      @winstonthegorilla2k232 7 років тому +2

      TheWolfePit I was laughing because my grandma says it the same way.

  • @thebitchisback2392
    @thebitchisback2392 7 років тому +6

    Seafood and cheese should be illegal. I would never think to do that and why would I want to? I also have never seen a square shaped fish but I've lead a sheltered life.

    • @93corvettebaby
      @93corvettebaby 7 років тому +3

      The bitch is back ! Guess your not a shrimp alfredo fan.lol

    • @joshuaramirez6121
      @joshuaramirez6121 6 років тому +1

      The bitch is back ! Well I guess you could cut a side of fish to be square. Like you could buy a side of salmon and cut the edges to make a square.

  • @zombiefitter9998
    @zombiefitter9998 4 роки тому +1

    Im a single guy and sometimes buy similar products, but never eat them without modifying! A little salt, pepper, mustard or other condiments can help dramatically,!,,,,,,,,,, in a pinch!

  • @KARR5000
    @KARR5000 7 років тому +8

    Dollar Tree "Cream Cheese Jalepeno Bites" !!

    • @chantezj18
      @chantezj18 6 років тому +1

      KARR5000 that brand is actually pretty good

  • @osamabinladen2050
    @osamabinladen2050 6 років тому +4

    Those actually looked pretty good