Norm Macdonald greatest story ever

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2020
  • Norm Macdonald telling the greatest story ever
    Only Mr Norm could create such a classic
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  • @rustusandroid
    @rustusandroid 3 роки тому +122

    Making it up as he goes... Genius. "Damn punks from St. John's with their revolvers, that's not how you kill a seal". Died at that one.

    • @richpleh8695
      @richpleh8695 Рік тому +2

      Spoiler alert

    • @bsfan6150
      @bsfan6150 Рік тому +7

      It’s from his book.

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 3 місяці тому +1

      That's definitely something an old seal hunter would say.

  • @mattbeevers1132
    @mattbeevers1132 3 роки тому +266

    The crowd think the punch line is the Bill Murray leaving line but if you know Norm you know there is another five and a half minutes of rambling left. Guy is a genius

    • @judgeparkeriv9589
      @judgeparkeriv9589 3 роки тому +1

      No, he's a friggin genius.

    • @temsedgwick9494
      @temsedgwick9494 Рік тому

      I was one of the ones who thought that was the joke….absolutely thrilled and saddened to find this clip 👍🏾👍👍🏿

    • @jl-fy3zj
      @jl-fy3zj Рік тому +1

      Was he good at math or something?

    • @craigmiller1870
      @craigmiller1870 Рік тому +2

      Billy Murray left SNL in 1980. Why would a terminally ill child in the mid 90s (when Norm was on the show) know anything about SNL in 1980? That's the joke.

    • @bobbycox5411
      @bobbycox5411 Рік тому

      I love Norm.
      And respectfully (I mean that) I always hear “Norm was a genius”.
      No he wasn’t.
      But he was very very funny.

  • @catmandude2357
    @catmandude2357 3 роки тому +156

    "...the boy had not learned that life was about food yet."

  • @dogshitballs
    @dogshitballs 3 роки тому +25

    The delivery of "Baby Harp!" Is absolutely perfect. The timing

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 3 роки тому +84

    The emotional rollercoaster he takes that interviewer on is something else.

  • @rorymosley9356
    @rorymosley9356 2 роки тому +53

    This story about a terminally ill child makes so much sense now...

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 3 роки тому +274

    I have a feeling Edward McClintock hangs out with Kitchener Leslie

    • @Crazy__Canuck
      @Crazy__Canuck 3 роки тому +3

      Kitchener**
      Honestly not trying to be a dick with this correction. I gave this comment a "Like".

    • @matt21donkey
      @matt21donkey 3 роки тому +1

      Or kitchners wife?

    • @IntrepidOnce
      @IntrepidOnce 3 роки тому +4

      I'm assuming he's probably never crossed paths with Gregory Illinovich, in his days. Probably a good thing, he's a real ball buster.

    • @maddymud
      @maddymud 3 роки тому +3

      @@Crazy__Canuck - auto correct actually tried to make it “Kitchener” and I made the deliberate choice to override because that’s how it sounded in my memory of his oral tellings.

    • @237g
      @237g 3 роки тому +1

      This guy is paying attention.

  • @brycepeddicord6763
    @brycepeddicord6763 3 роки тому +301

    You can only do this with a captive audience. It's the only time it works. It's a very specific type of comedy you don't ever see I love it

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 3 роки тому +23

      well...the right teller can and will create a captive audience.

    • @tommythompson9649
      @tommythompson9649 3 роки тому +60

      The Chinese have me captured. They are making me watch this. It’s funny

    • @youthproblem
      @youthproblem 3 роки тому +6

      Shaggy dog stories. Norm is the master at telling them.

    • @paulblickenstaff9737
      @paulblickenstaff9737 3 роки тому +6

      Isn’t all stand up comedy in front of a captive audience? Most specials aren’t filmed at the mall with people streaming by. It’s in a theater with willing ticket holders sitting and listening.

    • @brycepeddicord6763
      @brycepeddicord6763 3 роки тому +17

      @@paulblickenstaff9737 I've done stand up. It is not easy to get a captive audience. It's a lot of trust building and he's done it not just on stage but over his career. I'm just saying it's a different craft. The large majority of comedy is set up punchline in about 30 seconds. Norm can do it over the course of 30 minutes. Try telling one singlular story without branching out and keeping people interested for more than 5 minutes. Usually it is meandering and they probably will lose interest. That's why comedies build/ force in jokes or tangents. Does that make sense or did I meander too much 😆

  • @violinsinthevoid4579
    @violinsinthevoid4579 2 роки тому +79

    The best ever. You will be surely missed, Norm.

    • @destinyfet
      @destinyfet  2 роки тому +7

      The greatest wordsmith in human existence I'm engulfed in grief that nowhere in our plain I will see norm mcdonald tall tales

    • @violinsinthevoid4579
      @violinsinthevoid4579 2 роки тому +3

      @@destinyfet I know! This hits harder than most public figures when they pass for me. Norm was something special. An actual genius.

    • @destinyfet
      @destinyfet  2 роки тому +4

      I live in Portugal and I never lived in the Americas or Canada but I don't think I will ever meet a poet of the spoken VERB in all of comedy of literature as deep as norm . For me stand up comedy is dead

  • @davidsilberstein42
    @davidsilberstein42 3 роки тому +32

    “You tell quite a yarn, man”
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @danielmarinha
    @danielmarinha 3 роки тому +170

    So anyways...

  • @mikeymcd55
    @mikeymcd55 3 роки тому +22

    Paul Newman says you never get over it.

  • @samlawhorn
    @samlawhorn 3 роки тому +45

    NY Times Headline: "Boy Cured After Norm MacDonald Takes Him Clubbing."

  • @dragonfocefan113
    @dragonfocefan113 3 роки тому +271

    Underrated. This man is a genius at storytelling

    • @thebigcheese606
      @thebigcheese606 3 роки тому +3

      His uncles are awesome!!!

    • @beboselect
      @beboselect 3 роки тому +23

      I don't think he's underrated at all. He's recognized as a comedy Genius by almost every comedian

    • @Feedsyourminds
      @Feedsyourminds 3 роки тому +1

      @@beboselect exactly

    • @HavendaleBlvd80
      @HavendaleBlvd80 3 роки тому +2

      100%.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 3 роки тому +3

      Not underrated!!! We all know who he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph 3 роки тому +52

    "I haven't liked SNL since Bill Murray left." How old was this kid? Never mind, this is no time for questions.

  • @jayfisher3359
    @jayfisher3359 3 роки тому +172

    Adam Eget said this might be the greatest story never told!

    • @chadtahoochee7805
      @chadtahoochee7805 3 роки тому +20

      based

    • @LILLJE
      @LILLJE 3 роки тому +10

      Haha, subtle... Best comment this year so far, congrats!

    • @gangoffour6690
      @gangoffour6690 3 роки тому

      From under the Queensboro Bridge

    • @Mr.Goodkat
      @Mr.Goodkat 3 роки тому

      @Peder Hansen and that is?

    • @Mr.Goodkat
      @Mr.Goodkat 3 роки тому

      @Peder Hansen That's been told many times, so it can't be the greatest story *never* told besides what kind of story would that be? a bunch of people said something happened and it didn't? that story sucks so it still wouldn't be the greatest even if it were never told.

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 3 роки тому +43

    Entertaining on so many levels.
    Norm Macdonald is the Frank Zappa of comedy.

  • @OrthodoxPole81
    @OrthodoxPole81 Рік тому +6

    The thing that rattled so many people in entertainment about Norm was that Norm was the exact same guy both on and off camera and in public and private. He knew exactly who he was and didn't need to pretend to be someone else.

  • @nicholasgonzalez5769
    @nicholasgonzalez5769 Рік тому +7

    That wicked miracle line fucking kills me every time

  • @unker29
    @unker29 3 роки тому +18

    I challenge any comedian to tell a story about clubbing seals and get that many laughs.
    Norm is one of a kind, could use any subject and make it funny.

    • @rafacrush843
      @rafacrush843 2 роки тому +5

      There is one. Unfortunately also died recently. Look for Sean Lock seal clubbing.

  • @lukeappleberry827
    @lukeappleberry827 3 роки тому +25

    His stories are deep. He really is a genuine artist, you have to look past the crowd, past the laughter and the joke. To it's meaning is Norms real intent and this is where he is a genuine Artist in comedy. Then deeper than that.
    "Then I looked to the clouds, and saw only clouds." - How the story really ends.

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 Рік тому +6

    I love how at 2:31 you can see people start to walk out. Norm would have loved that.

  • @GrungeRevival101
    @GrungeRevival101 3 роки тому +21

    Right within the first eight seconds, Norm had me laughing. Right out of the gate he came out swinging. I love Norm

  • @Cptidris
    @Cptidris 3 роки тому +34

    This old chunk of coal is diamond to us.

  • @nicholasgonzalez5769
    @nicholasgonzalez5769 Рік тому +7

    He had a way with words. The way he describes murder in the 12 min joke "do that thing that makes me feel like God". A dark comedic poet

  • @YllwNinja82
    @YllwNinja82 3 роки тому +35

    Norm MacDonald is the Gordon Lightfoot of Comedy

  • @Green28142814
    @Green28142814 3 роки тому +41

    "...the skull is as thin as a shadow, b'y..."
    sounds like a Newfie, for sure.

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 3 роки тому +3

      What does "b'y" even mean? LOL!!! I just know that it sounds hilarious. LOL!

    • @Green28142814
      @Green28142814 3 роки тому +5

      @@SimpleManGuitars1973it's the regional accent's pronunciation of the word "boy". A common replacement for a word like "dude" or something similar, eg:
      "Whaddya at, b'y?" = "What's happening, dude/man/bud/pal...?"

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 3 роки тому +3

      @@Green28142814 Oh. Lol! I'm from the American southeast and we have our own language here, too.

    • @Green28142814
      @Green28142814 3 роки тому

      @@SimpleManGuitars1973 "Crazy as a box of hair" being one of my favourite Southern expressions.

    • @TheFancyCrawdad
      @TheFancyCrawdad 3 роки тому

      My favorite Florida regional word is y'all'd've because it saves me the most time combining 4 words into one

  • @richardholly4989
    @richardholly4989 3 роки тому +12

    Norm is the only Cat that can pull this off. The Man is Brilliant!

  • @DANTHETUBEMAN
    @DANTHETUBEMAN 3 роки тому +9

    Norm is such a caring guy. What a toching story.

  • @tonybieker9306
    @tonybieker9306 3 роки тому +24

    And dont mess with uncle Terry when hes been drinking.

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 3 роки тому +1

      ...fuck with.

    • @mattbeevers1132
      @mattbeevers1132 3 роки тому +1

      Thank God for the Hatchery... or we'd all be lost

    • @mikeymcd55
      @mikeymcd55 3 роки тому +1

      At least pride replaces shame.

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 3 роки тому +30

    Norm can get his biggest laugh upon telling of the sudden and violent death of a make-a-wish kid

  • @robertfkreps
    @robertfkreps 3 роки тому +39

    I thought I was too high. I need to get more high and watch this again.

    • @swim_ad
      @swim_ad 3 роки тому +1

      It's been twelve hours. How are you doing ?

    • @robertfkreps
      @robertfkreps 3 роки тому +1

      @@swim_ad it was a good night.

    • @saturatedneowax
      @saturatedneowax 3 роки тому

      @@robertfkreps your subscriptions are hilarious

    • @robertfkreps
      @robertfkreps 3 роки тому

      @@saturatedneowax you're welcome.

    • @saturatedneowax
      @saturatedneowax 3 роки тому

      @@robertfkreps oh yeah listen to the velvet underground - the gift if you like this story

  • @hectormerc350
    @hectormerc350 3 роки тому +18

    Norm takes you in this journey in your head ; ups and downs . He takes into these dark places and makes you feel guilty of laughing. He’s a genius and we will miss him.
    We’ll be left with Joe Rogans comics like Brendan Shaub

  • @HettiedeKorteDiplomaat
    @HettiedeKorteDiplomaat 3 роки тому +5

    Such a great storyteller.

  • @calumhawkes5679
    @calumhawkes5679 2 роки тому +4

    RIP Norm Macdonald

  • @lies_worth_believing
    @lies_worth_believing 3 роки тому +37

    holy sweet balls this might be his best.

  • @d.rowley5023
    @d.rowley5023 3 роки тому +5

    Greatest living story teller of our time!!!

  • @judgeparkeriv9589
    @judgeparkeriv9589 3 роки тому +5

    I just don't understand. How can he take 5 minutes to tell a joke, and we're all riveted to the screen? He's the only man who can pull this off.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 3 роки тому +4

    There's everyone else and then there's Norm.

  • @TheLisab56
    @TheLisab56 2 роки тому +2

    "So many pilllsss..." Poor bus driver. HA!!

  • @Rearmostbean
    @Rearmostbean 3 роки тому +13

    The clickbait headline is in fact not clickbait

  • @michaeldukes4108
    @michaeldukes4108 Рік тому +2

    Way to subvert our expectations there, Normie. Man, it’s hard to believe you’ve been gone a year.
    Or so the Germans would have us believe.

  • @HereonTubeYou
    @HereonTubeYou 3 роки тому +4

    He's the GOAT

  • @mjproebstle
    @mjproebstle 3 роки тому +10

    he’s the best

  • @larryagrapides9790
    @larryagrapides9790 3 роки тому +8

    "So many pills...."

  • @shea65
    @shea65 3 роки тому +7

    Norm is a genius

  • @supEnoc
    @supEnoc Рік тому +2

    My favorite chapter is Going north. I also think that this retelling (it's not verbatim from the book) is even funnier than the chapter itself. The amount of times I've fallen asleep listening to Norm reading his book is in the hundreds now. He has such a calming voice. He makes me feel everything is gonna be OK.

  • @ajtheanomaly9764
    @ajtheanomaly9764 Рік тому +2

    Not another human on earth could tell that story like he did

  • @demdarkon
    @demdarkon 3 роки тому +10

    Amazing

  • @m1g0t0
    @m1g0t0 Рік тому +1

    It really is amazing how he developed the ability to go from stand up to an almost dave berry/gerrison keillor style whimsical journey but it's still just norm

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 3 роки тому +10

    I kinda feel like he's doing a Garrison Keillor thing here. So good

    • @alyboy9
      @alyboy9 3 роки тому +1

      He just added being funny to it.

  • @CookedOnions
    @CookedOnions Рік тому +3

    As a Newfie this story makes me laugh so fucking hard

  • @nate665
    @nate665 3 роки тому +2

    This is what next level comedy genius looks like.

  • @SamiKrasniqi
    @SamiKrasniqi 3 роки тому +82

    Conan would never be as patient!

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 3 роки тому +20

      I mean, he let norm tell the entire moth joke
      And the Swedish-German joke
      And the Kitchener Leslie joke
      The Professor of Logic joke, and so on.

    • @jareid82
      @jareid82 3 роки тому +7

      He's the only late night host that would these days, especially for Norm. Craig Ferguson was even better for this kind of subversive storytelling, it was his favorite style. I think he was the best late night host ever, but Carson, Letterman, and Conan all rank in the all time greats personally.

    • @larslosh5598
      @larslosh5598 3 роки тому +2

      @@AyAy008 Conan fucked up the kitchener leslie joke by being impatient

    • @CliffhangerClub
      @CliffhangerClub 2 роки тому

      @@jareid82 What do you mean with subversive storytelling?

  • @mikeoxbig1560
    @mikeoxbig1560 3 роки тому +3

    "he took us to the flow".....ha.

  • @Perichoresis777
    @Perichoresis777 3 роки тому +7

    Incredible.

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 3 роки тому +3

    Genius. He’s a goddamn genius.

  • @vortex187vortex187
    @vortex187vortex187 Рік тому +2

    I always wondered where he got his ideas from

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson 3 роки тому +10

    4:00 in and I’m already pushing 👍

  • @kschnek76
    @kschnek76 3 роки тому +4

    Some how....i totally believe this is a TRUE STORY

  • @dantegonzalezabreu
    @dantegonzalezabreu Рік тому +1

    Almost cried laughing

  • @kevinmo8811
    @kevinmo8811 3 роки тому +3

    Norm would make a good ventriloquist because he talks out of his nose while his lips barely move.

  • @promn2627
    @promn2627 3 роки тому +2

    I liked the story!

  • @shane_l8085
    @shane_l8085 Рік тому

    I dunno if it's funnier watching the faces of Letterman and Conan when they know Norm is about to go full Norm or this guy who just looks genuinely perplexed.

  • @kamdaddypurp3341
    @kamdaddypurp3341 3 роки тому +1

    Norm is the best

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche 2 роки тому +1

    THIS is the greatest story ever told

  • @jillroyson4589
    @jillroyson4589 3 роки тому +1

    Art

  • @Hopster1
    @Hopster1 Рік тому +3

    ONLY Norm Macdonald can tell a story about a terminally ill child clubbing a baby harp seal to death and make me laugh my ass off. The man was a comedic genius.

  • @ronniebillhicks
    @ronniebillhicks 3 роки тому +12

    Some (including myself) get into arguments or pssshhhhh matches over "titles not living up to their name",.....this had me take my hat of for said name,......"the greatest story ever" is agreed upon.

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 3 роки тому +15

    Oh, man, I had not seen this one...kinda like the moth thing.

  • @Erwin3333
    @Erwin3333 3 роки тому +3

    Goddamn he’s the greatest!🤘#ImWithNorm

  • @andrewponczocha9431
    @andrewponczocha9431 9 місяців тому

    “It was almost like the life of the seal itself was transferring to the child”

  • @ethancoffey3491
    @ethancoffey3491 3 роки тому +51

    The only Norm story that tops this is his Dirty Jonny one where Jonny talks about his uncle in Nam

    • @benjamins9121
      @benjamins9121 3 роки тому +5

      The moral of the story is.. Don't fuck with uncle Terry when hes been drinkin'!

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 3 роки тому +5

      The Matlock story is the greatest ever. Although it's like saying who is more beautiful between Grace Kelly and Jennifer Aniston in their primes. You really can't lose. LOL!

    • @rohemoriyama
      @rohemoriyama 3 роки тому

      Nah the moth story is legendary

    • @hiltonsmith
      @hiltonsmith Рік тому

      Thank god for the hatchery

  • @adammwalch
    @adammwalch 3 роки тому

    Brilliance

  • @rodrigobastos5586
    @rodrigobastos5586 3 роки тому +2

    Norm Macdonald greatest storyTELLER* ever

  • @Trump-dj3xu
    @Trump-dj3xu 3 роки тому +1

    Subscribed

  • @KandyPain24
    @KandyPain24 3 роки тому +3

    Actually the greatest story🧐

  • @gareth5000
    @gareth5000 3 роки тому

    I love Norm:)

  • @Jameswilllee
    @Jameswilllee 3 роки тому +4

    You had me at hakapik

  • @paulimhoff3946
    @paulimhoff3946 Рік тому +1

    He didn’t want the pills.

  • @patriotshaff1
    @patriotshaff1 3 роки тому +3

    “....So many pills.....”.

  • @kjparlay
    @kjparlay Рік тому

    "...So anyways"
    Pure genius

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of that tragedy

  • @BSzili
    @BSzili Рік тому

    This is such a typical Norm story.

  • @CG-vn8iy
    @CG-vn8iy 3 роки тому +8

    Yet another joke only Norm could ever tell.

  • @Crazy__Canuck
    @Crazy__Canuck 3 роки тому +7

    "....and Edward McClintock said, he's not going to make it through the North Atlantic."
    Bahahahahahahaha!!! Omg I am dying laughing at that line!!

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 3 роки тому

      The first line of this story almost killed me. Seriously one of the most brutal jokes ever. You can tell the crowd didn't know if they should laugh or not. LOL!!!

  • @npc--it1dg
    @npc--it1dg 3 роки тому +7

    Omfg I'm crying 🤣

  • @rogerflack415
    @rogerflack415 8 місяців тому

    The interviewer is so uncomfortable. It's hilarious. Good ol Norm.

  • @ryanellis4474
    @ryanellis4474 Рік тому

    Just lovely
    What a memory
    What a writer
    What timing
    Such a genius
    No one is as good as Norm MacDonald
    Who alive today is funnier than Norm MacDonald‽
    I miss Norm MacDonald
    Triple-jabbed Gilbert Gottfried, who died of a “heart condition,” is another massive loss in comedy

  • @neilgigandet8145
    @neilgigandet8145 3 роки тому +2

    Greatest Joke Ever!

  • @nlepmeghalaya455
    @nlepmeghalaya455 3 роки тому +1

    And so then the bus became known as Optimus Prime

  • @Danny-wv8ec
    @Danny-wv8ec Рік тому

    So anyways, RIP Legend!

  • @Steve-yz9uo
    @Steve-yz9uo 3 роки тому +2

    Oh god that's so funny

  • @jtluns9
    @jtluns9 Рік тому +2

    So anyways…

  • @tichondriusstormrage
    @tichondriusstormrage 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit this is the funniest thing ever 🤣

  • @LiamM
    @LiamM Рік тому +1

    He's not gonna make it through the North Atlantic.

  • @rajendrakumarsrivastavaa9899
    @rajendrakumarsrivastavaa9899 Рік тому +1

    So anyways i dont blame anyone.

  • @brycehowell7192
    @brycehowell7192 3 роки тому +2

    It's almost as if the boy was given the life of that baby harp which allowed him to be free of his ailment

  • @coryrad9575
    @coryrad9575 3 роки тому +4

    The sound of laughter behind his description of killing the seal is really disturbing

    • @hubrisnaut
      @hubrisnaut 3 роки тому

      That's when they realize he is not serious.

  • @damnbruh7612
    @damnbruh7612 3 роки тому +4

    Where can I find the full interview?