Zagreus doesn't understand how Theseus is still champion after beating him so many times - Hades

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  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 2 місяці тому +547

    Theseus ranting about "a certain bearing" while wearing a goofy mask specifically and canonically created to make him look like an idiot is just so great!

  • @francesleones4973
    @francesleones4973 7 місяців тому +703

    Pretty sure the only reason Theseus is still a champion is so that the shades get to see Zag whoop his ass 😂

    • @thephantomtrickster
      @thephantomtrickster 2 місяці тому

      so they all pretend to cheer for him so he keeps coming back because they like seeing Zag hand his ass to him, yeah i can buy that

    • @ethyr
      @ethyr 2 місяці тому +23

      My favorite part is how you can see the shades start to slowly root more for Zag than Theseus over time.

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner Місяць тому +1

      @@ethyr I thought it's only that specific one, forever?

    • @bootnoot8696
      @bootnoot8696 Місяць тому +1

      @@kotzpennerit is

  • @Macaulyn_97
    @Macaulyn_97 2 місяці тому +399

    It's because his bull boyfriend keeps telling him "You'll always be my champion".

    • @Raven-zz4zt
      @Raven-zz4zt 2 місяці тому

      stroking his D uh I mean EGO😶

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Місяць тому +12

      Ugh, fine, I guess you're our little POG champ.

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Smokecall
      Omg, that meme takes me way back...

  • @dragonlogos1
    @dragonlogos1 2 місяці тому +101

    I still remember walking in here after giving him that amour and him have those guns and looking that crazy and just laughing so hard.

  • @ttterg6152
    @ttterg6152 2 місяці тому +99

    Theseus still can beat every other shade in Elysium

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 місяці тому +52

      Only because Achilles is too busy training Zagreus and Heracles doesn't care for glory like that

    • @sabasayed9856
      @sabasayed9856 2 місяці тому +28

      @@floricel_112 Ya but doesn't Heracules become a god? And Achillies IS in the house of hades, not in Elysium (Unless this happened after Achilles and Patrocules side quest) So yeah, Theseus IS the strongest one in Elyisium.

    • @melfsade5557
      @melfsade5557 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@sabasayed9856 Nah, Perseus would smoke him

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad Місяць тому +3

      ​@@melfsade5557perseus got disqualified because Medusa turning competitors to stone was deemed unsportsman like, so she couldn't compete, and persus was rather very irate about that and acted as such.

  • @irregulargamer1352
    @irregulargamer1352 2 місяці тому +129

    To be fair to Theseus, Being a champion there requires that loud disposition and energy to be entertaining to the stadium. something that probably wouldn't suit zagreus much.

  • @abhijitchilukuri5090
    @abhijitchilukuri5090 2 місяці тому +172

    I like that everyone instinctively goes to attack Asterius first. So, that they can later savor destroying Theseus without disturbance.

    • @singerathevampire
      @singerathevampire 2 місяці тому +65

      theirs another reason, its more work to go after theseus first, asterius basicly hands you himself on a plate

    • @overthemoon34
      @overthemoon34 2 місяці тому +36

      ​@@singerathevampire not to mention Theseus only throws his spear, he'll never get in your face, unlike Asterius.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 2 місяці тому +50

      @@overthemoon34 And Theseus's second phase would be even worse if you had to avoid Asterius while dodging too

    • @fictionfan3699
      @fictionfan3699 2 місяці тому +13

      @@singerathevampire Yup. Asterius is strong, but slow. Makes it easier to get him first.

    • @IPaid4WinRAR
      @IPaid4WinRAR 2 місяці тому +22

      Asterius is constantly in your face in both phases while Theseus plays a more support ranged role in phase 1. It only makes sense to get rid of the aggressive guy, rather than trigger Theseus's phase 2 and cause both of them to be aggresive.

  • @Norinia
    @Norinia 2 місяці тому +60

    Remember, Theseus abandoned Ariadne on an island, after *she saved him from the maze via her gift of the yarn.*
    He’s a ‘champion’, so no one was really able to even voice disapproval,(and I think it was considered that she ‘betrayed’ her family by doing that)
    However, Olympian Gods *are* immortal, and those shades could have been alive around that time too… it could all just be an elaborate deception to jeer him on just to watch his ass get crushed over and over for eternity.
    I could see Dionysus setting that up for sure. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the past with a god, no one messes with his wife.

    • @patrickstanley1723
      @patrickstanley1723 2 місяці тому +11

      And there's other versions of the same myth, one of which has theseus only reluctantly leaving her behind because the gods TOLD him to seeing as dionysius wants her as his. As cool as I think this take of theseus is I prefer the more honorable takes on his myths cause he genuinely is one of the greatest heroes throughout all of his travels, especially in Greece.

    • @strategicmessager9659
      @strategicmessager9659 2 місяці тому +1

      Dionysus sends his regards. That makes it even cooler when I set up a full call in that fight to take down second fase Theseus.

    • @ILiekFishes
      @ILiekFishes 2 місяці тому

      @@patrickstanley1723 remember that time when he and some other moron go to the underworld to take Persephone and Hera as their wives?

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt 2 місяці тому +4

      Except. There'd no satisfaction. Theseus' smile never falters. He's as confident and theatrical as ever. There's no point to a humiliation when the victim doesn't get the "joke".

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 Місяць тому

      @@XX-sp3tt I'm sure the gods who set it up are livid that he's just too stupid to get that the joke is on him.

  • @vicarus5732
    @vicarus5732 2 місяці тому +28

    Wait, so does that mean...
    Does that mean that the Arena is basically a WWE of Elysium?

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 2 місяці тому +13

      As was the Colosseum in real life ancient Rome. Gladiators were very rarely slaves/prisoners fighting to the death. Instead they were normally professional actors fighting staged duels complete with scripted rivalries.

    • @Gabronthe
      @Gabronthe Місяць тому

      Probably.

  • @teodorpirnat8386
    @teodorpirnat8386 Місяць тому +1

    One of my fondest memories of this game was when I gave them the upgrade with the pact of punishment. Walking in there and seeing him look like that, then starting the fight and hearing him laugh manically while shooting those machineguns everywhere was peak comedy

  • @TNTspaz
    @TNTspaz 2 місяці тому +12

    He isnt wrong. It's basically theatre

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому

      In that sense, he's right. Zagreus is _not_ a theater kid. 😅

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 Місяць тому +3

    Theseus being so salty with Zagreus makes so much sense when you realise he was originally going to be the protagonist of the game in early concepts but lost out to Zag

  • @smellypatel5272
    @smellypatel5272 2 місяці тому +2

    The weapon aspects in Hades 1 are so much better and more fun than those in Hades 2

    • @Gabronthe
      @Gabronthe Місяць тому +1

      Not when you compare Hades 1 first launch to Hades 2. Then the Hades 2 Early Acsess Weapons seem great.

  • @meisunebernadetta9868
    @meisunebernadetta9868 2 місяці тому +3

    Havent played this game, why does Theseus have 2 vulcan cannons and is dressed like an idiot?

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 2 місяці тому +16

      After escaping the Underworld and being drawn back in an event that only raises more questions, the Unruly Prince finds a Pact of Punishment, acting as a Challenge Mode. Here, Theseus and Asterius are in their Extreme Measures form, where Bosses are now harder to deal with.
      The outfit was designed by Daedalus to make Theseus look foolish.

    • @samueljo7910
      @samueljo7910 2 місяці тому +1

      Zagreus: He looks foolish even without it

  • @3ftninja132
    @3ftninja132 2 місяці тому +8

    Sounds like cope to me.

  • @cthrekgoru
    @cthrekgoru 2 місяці тому

    Also known as sore loser XD

  • @kenjikunio4487
    @kenjikunio4487 2 місяці тому +1

    What the fuck are they wearing.

    • @samueljo7910
      @samueljo7910 2 місяці тому +1

      A costume designed specifically to look as stupid as possible