@@reneethegreat2044 I feel dumb, I should've known what you meant but I was too stoned. I'm too stoned now, in fact, but not too stoned to know what you mean. That's how you mean funny, even if what you said is dunny, because despite being too stoned, I'm not too stoned to know what you mean. You know what I mean?
“We f*** of course!” Knowing more about Luna from the books, and how she got pretty distracted whilst announcing a Quidditch game, yeah I can see her saying something this random lol
I wish Luna’s quidditch commentary were in the movie just so I could make a video like this and have Luna say that Zacharius Smith has “loser’s ****” over the loudspeaker
"Oh yeah, yeah I've been ****ed _loads_ of times. Mhm." "They were ****ing him, Mum." "**** us faster? Oh, now I can relax!" "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in." The best one, by far, is "Swish and _F**ck"_
@@Shirbert_Awae that's what I first thought. Ron even turned to Hermione and said "How do you know..." in the books I think. But nah I dont think Harry felt that way towards Hermione, at least in the books. But from Hermione, I think at some point she had a crush on Harry.
0:53 wow this is so good honestly. My brain immediately proceeded to ron saying “fucking you of course” although it was never there but it just somehoew feels like it is naturally there
"We had a _____ in the family, isn't it wonderful? But I was the only one who recognized her for what she was, a _____, and then she met that ______ , and had you. - Petunia Dursley
Another example is “ That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another silly idea to get us ****ed or worse expelled.”
I sent this to my sister who has never watches Harry Potter and she was like ‘I’m pretty sure this is a pg film y r they swearing’ and I was like ffs🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂
@Corey McDonald yeah it is, in the fifth movie when harry has his hearing and he gets off and goes back to grimald place fred george and ginny were singing "he got off he got off"
reply if you're here from tessa netting :)
Hehehehe
same
same
yep@@igbalelatta4103
Hehehe
"Harry, did you put your **** in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
I-
You're a legend
Yes CALMLY
JSJSJSJSJJSJS
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR ** IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
"Tell them how you looked him eye. A man who trusted you, and BLEEPed him!"
I LOLED
😂😂
It gets even better! Between that: Tell them what happened THAT NIGHT...! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Leo-zi1uf OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER NOW-
@@Leo-zi1uf 😳
“Oh yeah, yeah. I’ve been ****ed loads of times”
*Nods in intimacy*
This comment is pure gold hahahaha
HARRY YOU _ED A TEACHER
@@cringeygachakidthatalsodoe7154 XD OMGGGG I WANNA GIVE U 1000 LIKES but sadly i can only give one
Uhm, so child anyways.
hahahaha
Everyone’s sleeping on Luna saying, “We **** of course”
I didn't. I love that character and hearing her drop a f bomb was amazingly funny
The zoom into her smiling face tho- ded
@@reneethegreat2044 you didn't hear her drop an F-bomb, though, you heard the actual line get censored
@@KarakTo I understand that she wasn't actually swearing, just imagining her swearing is dunny
@@reneethegreat2044 I feel dumb, I should've known what you meant but I was too stoned. I'm too stoned now, in fact, but not too stoned to know what you mean. That's how you mean funny, even if what you said is dunny, because despite being too stoned, I'm not too stoned to know what you mean. You know what I mean?
"at least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in. They got in on pure talent" I ACTUALLY DIED
I don’t like the implications that puts on 12 yro Draco
THE "Oh it's ** meh, it's ** meh" KILLED ME, LMFAOOO
Bahahahaha that was me
AHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Me: thinks of the word 💩
“It’s s*** me it’s s*** me
LMAO NOOO
LITERALLY SAME ZHDNMDCJCH
i got this in my recommended and i have no regrets
Me too
Same
So did i
Same
Same lol
I didnt know harry potter could get this dirty
😂😂this vid had me in fits
same man same....
Ikr ✋🏻😭
honestly same here 😭😭
A good majority of us hoped
"At least no one on the gryffindor team had to __ their way in"
This should have been a real dialogue i swear
I know right. Seriously.
"You complete *** Ronald weasly" actually was
''They were **ing him mum'' -Ronald Weasley
pfft lmao
Alternate title: *Harry Potter but it isn’t for kids*
Alternative alternative title: Harry Potter but you get a headache 5 seconds in
Alternative alternative alternative title: *Harry Potter but you become “unholey”*
I mean you could argue that the original Harry Potter isn't exactly exactly for kids either. I mean you definitely need to be over a certain age.
lMAOOO
I mean, was Harry Potter ever for kids?
"I'm sure harry _ was more than satisfactory"
I-
3:15
That took a dark turn...
Uhh
._.
Harry has a dark side
not neville saying “ill **** you !” NOOOO 😭😭😭😭
It’s just like the behind the scenes for the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone all over again-
@@-Clementine- LMFAO
@@-Clementine- OMG NEVILLE NOT AGAIN 😂
Lmfao😂😭
🤣🤣
“*bleep* us faster?! Oh, nOw I can relax!” HAGSHAHAH
"You've... ****ed my cat..."
"Uh... no... no..." *nervously backs away*
“I’m sure Harry’s -ing is more than satisfactory.”
I AM DEAD 😂😂
ikr
@@DanielR.122 my best part was when voldemort said suck my big fat ____ harry potter
2:09 HARRY POTTER YOU ____ ME RIGHT NOW - Hermoine Granger
@@Siddhesh_war 👁👄👁
How would she know 🤔
It's amazing how one bleep just changes the meaning completely
Kkkk
POV your dirty minded: 'ahhh sh*t thats so f*cking sus like bro' 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Yepp
You ... a teacher
"I ____ Sirius Black" that sounded very wrong
Lol, it's funny...
I can... ---- you now...
Bella and sirius are cousins and their in britan. It use to be normal for cousins to marry each other in britan...
@@4GamingPaws that makes it a lot worse I already knew they were cousins but I never knew you were allowed to do that in Britain
IKR
Lmao yeah 😂
Harry Potter when I’m watching it alone: *Magic, School, Spells*
Harry Potter when my parents walk in:
Hermione’s “you’re f***ed Harry!” Is so underappreciated
I died at ‘enough talk Remus, let’s **** him!’
i’m proud to have been the person who sent that one in 😩🤚🏻
@@ada4639 noice
I did my ****ing. 12 years of it! In Azkaban!
sleepyhouis omgs well done
meme man Y E S
“put your right hand on my ______” oml I was dyingggggg
Hog warts but a strip club
I ship
I can't believe there's no "Harry, did you put your ****** in the Goblet of Fire?"
I-
dumbledore said calmly.
@meme man uP
That would be painful.
“We f*** of course!”
Knowing more about Luna from the books, and how she got pretty distracted whilst announcing a Quidditch game, yeah I can see her saying something this random lol
I wish Luna’s quidditch commentary were in the movie just so I could make a video like this and have Luna say that Zacharius Smith has “loser’s ****” over the loudspeaker
Luna: "Is it true you can ******?"
Hermione: "Yes... I've seen it."
“And last year he really did ****** you know who in the ***”
The Neville one was actually convincing that he dropped the F bomb.
Actually..he sid fight I suppose..so got the F in it
@@InsaneSibs but the t sounded like a k
I straight up giggled out loud
how is no one talking about "Come and * the big boys" 😂🤣 i lost it right there
LOL, I paused that part then saw ur comment X3
@@drunkydrunk2351 same here lmao
I mean sure
like okay😏
@@kristina.m07 *gets into a ponytail*
"What happened down in the dungeon between you and professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows."
Harry did touch Quirrell to death
@@sdm47 💀✋
"Harry! You ****ed a teacher!"
that doesn't even need bleeping lmao
the look on ron’s d
face when she said “now, place your right hand on my -“.
*i can’t-*
3:23 Neville's one is the best, the fact that it starts with f- and it cuts perfectly and all 😂
"I- I- I'll f___ you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I ****ed Sirius Black” uh Bellatrix that’s your cousin-
And it is wrong
Alabama
to be fair this is the noble house of black we are talking about LOL
Noooo
Tell that to Sirius's parents.
Or Bellatrix's parents, idc which.
So this is what R rated Harry Potter looks like
Completely off topic, but is that a Percy Jackson reference in your username
I need dam French fries.
@Gabriela Regalado Then can we got to the dam snack bar?
@@skyewalker7326 Maybe, if we can go to the dam dam
@@Starlight-rb3sp Dying lmao
“These are the worst - there are. I -ed them all day, they are..”
“..The only - he has”
“Albus Severus Potter. You were named after 2 headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a slytherin. He was the bravest man I ever ____.”
"Harry! You f____ a teacher!"
“Ginny and I, we ****** a cake!”
You did what now?
"Oh yeah, yeah I've been ****ed _loads_ of times. Mhm."
"They were ****ing him, Mum."
"**** us faster? Oh, now I can relax!"
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in."
The best one, by far, is "Swish and _F**ck"_
I agree tenfold
What about "blimey, that's one big ______"
Ron, Fred, George what are you all doing here??
__ing you of course
:)
You’re not wrong
Just stroke the ***
that's what they said
Hermione: I'm sure Harry's ****ing was more than satisfactory.
Me: hOw Do YoU kNoW tHaT
Illuminati music
She said something sus like that about Harry in the books too and I had the same reaction.
@@reneethegreat2044 maybe they have a secret relationship 🤭😂
@@Shirbert_Awae oh they definitely do.
@@Shirbert_Awae that's what I first thought. Ron even turned to Hermione and said "How do you know..." in the books I think. But nah I dont think Harry felt that way towards Hermione, at least in the books. But from Hermione, I think at some point she had a crush on Harry.
1:55
That doesn't sound right with or without the censor.
I-
Ikr 😳😂
Fcking illegal
OH
"arent you currently_ing Dean Thomas?"
*NOOOO-*
The funny thing is, she may actually have been
@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 LMFAO
*scrolls through comments months later and finds this*
“Tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you and *** him” IM SO DONE 💀💀💀
Ong
i wish they’d done, “well i sure hope so seeing as youve been $*#&ing her for months”
😂 omg
Lol no pls x3
Lmaooo
Wot?!
Omg yesss
No one:
Harry, angry: *" TELL HIM HOW IT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, TELL THEM HOW YOU LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE - A MAN WHO TRUSTED YOU - AND **** HIM "*
Dumbledore is gay according to Rowling. So very much a possibility.
@@AshrafAnam but is Snape gay?
@@spicydarkwasp9439 No
@@AshrafAnam Draco is bi, Ginny Weasley is trans, and Grindelwald is pan
@J D Close. It's not Harry but Hermione, haha. They cast a black woman as Hermione in the Cursed Child thing smh
"Swish and F***!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao
What rhymes with Flick? 😆😂🤣
The fact some harmless words got bleeped out and we all get wrong thoughts... I'm dying😂😂😂
"Tell them how it happened that night, tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you and you ***ed him"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love how at 2:54 their username is tonks. It makes that scene so much better 😂
PLEASE-
HELP THATS ME AHHAAHHA
some of these sound so realistic
"At least no one of the Gryffindor team had to ****** there way in" I love how this implies Malfoy slept his way to the top like Loki on Saccaar
Amazing how Draco’s “Is it true you fainted” line goes from a mocking tone to him sounding genuinely impressed.
"You're a really good ___er, Harry."
- Cho
3:22 *i ' v e l o s t i t m a n i ' v e l o s t i t*
The fact that I’ve watched them so many times that my mind just adds in the correct words 😂😂😂😂
Same it doesn’t work as well 😂
samee
*_ing you of course*
God
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it actually lip syncs
@@cringeygachakidthatalsodoe7154 yup
"Ron! Fred! George! What are you doing here?!"
*"****ing you of course!"*
I can't-
Harry: What are you doing here?
Ron: ****** you of course
I'm dyinggg
Ginny: Why I didn't come with them?
😂😂👏
His eyes as he says it..
The part where cedrics dad says “that’s my-“ that was so unnecessary 😩😭😭😭😭
The disrespect there tho 😭
@@hollylolly2413 😭I cry every time I watch that scene it makes me sooo sad 😢
@@hollylolly2413 frrrr 😔👊
The reason I didn't like the video
😭
1:16 Okay, that one was actually kind of warranted.
Is it just me or when I hear the beeps all I hear is Fu-BEEP. I'm dirty minded....
Nah me too lol
I don't think it's because you're dirty minded lol. I hear that too.
I think all of us hear that XD
Me too 💀
Especially the one where Neville said I’ll fight you 😂
"at least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in, they got in on pure talent"
“Swish and f***k”
Is the best ever. I’m dead
My favourite is when Bellatrix screamed,
“I *** Sirius Black!!! HAHA”
2:32 this and with Ron's reaction lol
Alternate Title: Harry Potter but it's rated R
"Swish and _____" got me to laugh, good job!
0:53 wow this is so good honestly. My brain immediately proceeded to ron saying “fucking you of course” although it was never there but it just somehoew feels like it is naturally there
Hooking up after quarantine:
"Now put your right hand on my **bleep** ."
I wish, I'm not getting any after this anyway because it'll be so awkward
Video: Beep
My brain: Well Harry Potter is strictly for adults now
“Place your right hand on my ****”
*BEST. ONE.*
2:44 "At least no one on the gryffundor team had to ____ their way in, they got in on pure talent."
I mean, ****ing your way in is still some kinda talent
I mean for that sneaky scheme to work you have to have done something right
"We had a _____ in the family, isn't it wonderful? But I was the only one who recognized her for what she was, a _____, and then she met that ______ , and had you.
- Petunia Dursley
"You're, you're just f*cking your wand too much, try it like this."
Ok I legit died at this 🤣🤣🤣
I personally would’ve gone with “waving your ****** too much”
This video needs some holy water
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao
This video needs jesus
"You ****ed a teacher!"
Um....
Edit: *Holy sh*t* this blew up.
Edit 2: Thanks for 1K! This is the most likes I've ever gotten.
*chokes*
Lmao it was so funny 😂
😂😂
*_JESSICA!! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER_*
@@zaeyact mR wiLSoN?
"Atleast no one in the gryffindor team had to *** their way in, they got it on pure talent"
Another example is “ That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another silly idea to get us ****ed or worse expelled.”
why did I replace everything with 'fuck'?-
Welcome to dirty mined ppl club no matter we try to get that "werid "things out they keep coming back
@@lotanyahylton1056 Ah yes, I heard about you guys. I figured my invitation would be coming soon enough....
@@serenac.7192 Yep 😂😂
@@serenac.7192 lol
Me too-
im wheezing... 0:42 - "tell them how it happened that night, tell them how you looked him in the eye - a man who trusted you - and ****ed him."
how kids are born
I died at “just because you’ve got the ** of a teaspoon” 🤣🤣
I sent this to my sister who has never watches Harry Potter and she was like ‘I’m pretty sure this is a pg film y r they swearing’ and I was like ffs🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂
Now it sounds like how actual high schoolers talk. And primary schoolers. At least where I came from...
I'm a middle schooler, ( gonna be in high school next year ), but yeah like 99% of us ( including myself) curse alot.
It’s the “Come and *bleep* the big boys” and “I *bleep* Sirius Black” for me-😭🤚
Swish and flick is the one that made me go: And I oop
"I wasn't looking at its **** I was looking at its heads!"
Broooooo Lmao so wrong 😂😂
could have gotten more out of that one
"I wasn't looking at its ** I was looking at its **s! Or perhaps you didn't notice... it had 3 of them!"
@@cowboycurtis2229 😂😂😂
My favorite part: “Enough talk Remus! Lets _ him!”
altrenate title: harry potter and the charecters that won't stop cussing
Neville's one sounded a bit too real
Cedrics dad screaming killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure hermonie would say most of these if Rowling let her do it
Or maybe Ron, lol 🤣🤣
Oh Ron and Hermione both, or a angsty Harry
@@reneethegreat2044 yeah if everyone talked like normal teens.
It goes in the perfect spots to make it sound like their swearing 😂😂😂
I was literally coughing and crying and laughing at the same time
I cannot be the only one who took this COMPLETELY inappropriate. All of these were inappropriate
All of these sounded so wrong to me
Please dont show this to my mom
Or my dad
Or literally anyone in my family who is an adult and speaks proper english
Yes, well, that's the whole point of it, isn't it?
"place your right hand on my _"
I CAN'T HAHAHAHAHA
2:44 this and Neville's "I-I-I'll **** you!" ones are the best 😂
"your just ****ing your wand too much" literally killed me
“Both my parents are $&@!ed” killed me 😂😂😂😂
Bellatrix: I **** SIRIUS BLACK
my brain: *softly humming sweet home Alabama *
Gotta maintain that pureblood status somehow 😝😏🤪
Tbh I think that did happen with a lot of pureblood families
Where the skies are so blue
@@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r yep. Alot of them.
So many times it sounded like they said the f word
I wish they couldve done "HE GOT ****! HE GOT ***!"
@Corey McDonald yeah it is, in the fifth movie when harry has his hearing and he gets off and goes back to grimald place fred george and ginny were singing "he got off he got off"
@Corey McDonald woops ty 😂
"He's not Fred, I am!"
"Seriously, woman, you call yourself our b***?"
😂😂😂