@@reneethegreat2044 I feel dumb, I should've known what you meant but I was too stoned. I'm too stoned now, in fact, but not too stoned to know what you mean. That's how you mean funny, even if what you said is dunny, because despite being too stoned, I'm not too stoned to know what you mean. You know what I mean?
"Oh yeah, yeah I've been ****ed _loads_ of times. Mhm." "They were ****ing him, Mum." "**** us faster? Oh, now I can relax!" "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in." The best one, by far, is "Swish and _F**ck"_
@@Shirbert_Awae that's what I first thought. Ron even turned to Hermione and said "How do you know..." in the books I think. But nah I dont think Harry felt that way towards Hermione, at least in the books. But from Hermione, I think at some point she had a crush on Harry.
“We f*** of course!” Knowing more about Luna from the books, and how she got pretty distracted whilst announcing a Quidditch game, yeah I can see her saying something this random lol
I wish Luna’s quidditch commentary were in the movie just so I could make a video like this and have Luna say that Zacharius Smith has “loser’s ****” over the loudspeaker
0:53 wow this is so good honestly. My brain immediately proceeded to ron saying “fucking you of course” although it was never there but it just somehoew feels like it is naturally there
"We had a _____ in the family, isn't it wonderful? But I was the only one who recognized her for what she was, a _____, and then she met that ______ , and had you. - Petunia Dursley
Hey you missed a important one Deathly hallows part 1 Hermonie - what did I say may I ask ? Ron - my name , a ball of light appeared floated towards me Went right through my *****
I sent this to my sister who has never watches Harry Potter and she was like ‘I’m pretty sure this is a pg film y r they swearing’ and I was like ffs🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂
reply if you're here from tessa netting :)
Hehehehe
same
same
yep@@igbalelatta4103
Hehehe
“Oh yeah, yeah. I’ve been ****ed loads of times”
*Nods in intimacy*
This comment is pure gold hahahaha
HARRY YOU _ED A TEACHER
@@cringeygachakidthatalsodoe7154 XD OMGGGG I WANNA GIVE U 1000 LIKES but sadly i can only give one
Uhm, so child anyways.
hahahaha
"Harry, did you put your **** in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
I-
You're a legend
Yes CALMLY
JSJSJSJSJJSJS
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR ** IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
THE "Oh it's ** meh, it's ** meh" KILLED ME, LMFAOOO
Bahahahaha that was me
AHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Me: thinks of the word 💩
“It’s s*** me it’s s*** me
LMAO NOOO
LITERALLY SAME ZHDNMDCJCH
Everyone’s sleeping on Luna saying, “We **** of course”
I didn't. I love that character and hearing her drop a f bomb was amazingly funny
The zoom into her smiling face tho- ded
@@reneethegreat2044 you didn't hear her drop an F-bomb, though, you heard the actual line get censored
@@KarakTo I understand that she wasn't actually swearing, just imagining her swearing is dunny
@@reneethegreat2044 I feel dumb, I should've known what you meant but I was too stoned. I'm too stoned now, in fact, but not too stoned to know what you mean. That's how you mean funny, even if what you said is dunny, because despite being too stoned, I'm not too stoned to know what you mean. You know what I mean?
"at least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in. They got in on pure talent" I ACTUALLY DIED
I don’t like the implications that puts on 12 yro Draco
Thee best part 👏😅
"Tell them how you looked him eye. A man who trusted you, and BLEEPed him!"
I LOLED
😂😂
It gets even better! Between that: Tell them what happened THAT NIGHT...! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Leo-zi1uf OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER NOW-
@@Leo-zi1uf 😳
I didnt know harry potter could get this dirty
😂😂this vid had me in fits
same man same....
Ikr ✋🏻😭
honestly same here 😭😭
A good majority of us hoped
"I'm sure harry _ was more than satisfactory"
I-
3:15
That took a dark turn...
Uhh
._.
Harry has a dark side
“*bleep* us faster?! Oh, nOw I can relax!” HAGSHAHAH
"You've... ****ed my cat..."
"Uh... no... no..." *nervously backs away*
Alternate title: *Harry Potter but it isn’t for kids*
Alternative alternative title: Harry Potter but you get a headache 5 seconds in
Alternative alternative alternative title: *Harry Potter but you become “unholey”*
I mean you could argue that the original Harry Potter isn't exactly exactly for kids either. I mean you definitely need to be over a certain age.
lMAOOO
I mean, was Harry Potter ever for kids?
“I’m sure Harry’s -ing is more than satisfactory.”
I AM DEAD 😂😂
ikr
@@DanielR.122 my best part was when voldemort said suck my big fat ____ harry potter
2:09 HARRY POTTER YOU ____ ME RIGHT NOW - Hermoine Granger
@@Siddhesh_war 👁👄👁
How would she know 🤔
i got this in my recommended and i have no regrets
Me too
Same
So did i
Same
Same lol
''They were **ing him mum'' -Ronald Weasley
pfft lmao
Harry Potter when I’m watching it alone: *Magic, School, Spells*
Harry Potter when my parents walk in:
not neville saying “ill **** you !” NOOOO 😭😭😭😭
It’s just like the behind the scenes for the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone all over again-
@@-Clementine- LMFAO
@@-Clementine- OMG NEVILLE NOT AGAIN 😂
Lmfao😂😭
🤣🤣
"I ____ Sirius Black" that sounded very wrong
Lol, it's funny...
I can... ---- you now...
Bella and sirius are cousins and their in britan. It use to be normal for cousins to marry each other in britan...
@@4GamingPaws that makes it a lot worse I already knew they were cousins but I never knew you were allowed to do that in Britain
IKR
Lmao yeah 😂
It's amazing how one bleep just changes the meaning completely
Kkkk
POV your dirty minded: 'ahhh sh*t thats so f*cking sus like bro' 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Yepp
You ... a teacher
"At least no one on the gryffindor team had to __ their way in"
This should have been a real dialogue i swear
I know right. Seriously.
"You complete *** Ronald weasly" actually was
*That* part 👏 😅
Luna: "Is it true you can ******?"
Hermione: "Yes... I've seen it."
“And last year he really did ****** you know who in the ***”
I died at ‘enough talk Remus, let’s **** him!’
i’m proud to have been the person who sent that one in 😩🤚🏻
@@ada4639 noice
I did my ****ing. 12 years of it! In Azkaban!
sleepyhouis omgs well done
meme man Y E S
"Oh yeah, yeah I've been ****ed _loads_ of times. Mhm."
"They were ****ing him, Mum."
"**** us faster? Oh, now I can relax!"
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in."
The best one, by far, is "Swish and _F**ck"_
I agree tenfold
What about "blimey, that's one big ______"
Ron, Fred, George what are you all doing here??
__ing you of course
:)
You’re not wrong
Just stroke the ***
that's what they said
“put your right hand on my ______” oml I was dyingggggg
Hog warts but a strip club
I ship
Hermione’s “you’re f***ed Harry!” Is so underappreciated
3:23 Neville's one is the best, the fact that it starts with f- and it cuts perfectly and all 😂
"I- I- I'll f___ you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
how is no one talking about "Come and * the big boys" 😂🤣 i lost it right there
LOL, I paused that part then saw ur comment X3
@@drunkydrunk2351 same here lmao
I mean sure
like okay😏
@@kristina.m07 *gets into a ponytail*
I can't believe there's no "Harry, did you put your ****** in the Goblet of Fire?"
I-
dumbledore said calmly.
@meme man uP
That would be painful.
The Neville one was actually convincing that he dropped the F bomb.
Actually..he sid fight I suppose..so got the F in it
@@InsaneSibs but the t sounded like a k
I straight up giggled out loud
“Ginny and I, we ****** a cake!”
You did what now?
“Albus Severus Potter. You were named after 2 headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a slytherin. He was the bravest man I ever ____.”
"Harry! You f____ a teacher!"
Hermione: I'm sure Harry's ****ing was more than satisfactory.
Me: hOw Do YoU kNoW tHaT
Illuminati music
She said something sus like that about Harry in the books too and I had the same reaction.
@@reneethegreat2044 maybe they have a secret relationship 🤭😂
@@Shirbert_Awae oh they definitely do.
@@Shirbert_Awae that's what I first thought. Ron even turned to Hermione and said "How do you know..." in the books I think. But nah I dont think Harry felt that way towards Hermione, at least in the books. But from Hermione, I think at some point she had a crush on Harry.
So this is what R rated Harry Potter looks like
Completely off topic, but is that a Percy Jackson reference in your username
I need dam French fries.
@Gabriela Regalado Then can we got to the dam snack bar?
@@skyewalker7326 Maybe, if we can go to the dam dam
@@Starlight-rb3sp Dying lmao
“These are the worst - there are. I -ed them all day, they are..”
“..The only - he has”
Harry: What are you doing here?
Ron: ****** you of course
I'm dyinggg
Ginny: Why I didn't come with them?
😂😂👏
His eyes as he says it..
“We f*** of course!”
Knowing more about Luna from the books, and how she got pretty distracted whilst announcing a Quidditch game, yeah I can see her saying something this random lol
I wish Luna’s quidditch commentary were in the movie just so I could make a video like this and have Luna say that Zacharius Smith has “loser’s ****” over the loudspeaker
No one:
Harry, angry: *" TELL HIM HOW IT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, TELL THEM HOW YOU LOOKED HIM IN THE EYE - A MAN WHO TRUSTED YOU - AND **** HIM "*
Dumbledore is gay according to Rowling. So very much a possibility.
@@AshrafAnam but is Snape gay?
@@spicydarkwasp9439 No
@@AshrafAnam Draco is bi, Ginny Weasley is trans, and Grindelwald is pan
@J D Close. It's not Harry but Hermione, haha. They cast a black woman as Hermione in the Cursed Child thing smh
"Swish and F***!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao
What rhymes with Flick? 😆😂🤣
"What happened down in the dungeon between you and professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows."
Harry did touch Quirrell to death
@@sdm47 💀✋
"Harry! You ****ed a teacher!"
that doesn't even need bleeping lmao
the look on ron’s d
face when she said “now, place your right hand on my -“.
*i can’t-*
"arent you currently_ing Dean Thomas?"
*NOOOO-*
The funny thing is, she may actually have been
@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 LMFAO
*scrolls through comments months later and finds this*
“I ****ed Sirius Black” uh Bellatrix that’s your cousin-
And it is wrong
Alabama
to be fair this is the noble house of black we are talking about LOL
Noooo
Tell that to Sirius's parents.
Or Bellatrix's parents, idc which.
i wish they’d done, “well i sure hope so seeing as youve been $*#&ing her for months”
😂 omg
Lol no pls x3
Lmaooo
Wot?!
Omg yesss
*_ing you of course*
God
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it actually lip syncs
@@cringeygachakidthatalsodoe7154 yup
"Ron! Fred! George! What are you doing here?!"
*"****ing you of course!"*
I can't-
The fact some harmless words got bleeped out and we all get wrong thoughts... I'm dying😂😂😂
1:55
That doesn't sound right with or without the censor.
I-
Ikr 😳😂
Fcking illegal
OH
I love how at 2:54 their username is tonks. It makes that scene so much better 😂
PLEASE-
HELP THATS ME AHHAAHHA
3:22 *i ' v e l o s t i t m a n i ' v e l o s t i t*
“Tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you and *** him” IM SO DONE 💀💀💀
Ong
Amazing how Draco’s “Is it true you fainted” line goes from a mocking tone to him sounding genuinely impressed.
"You ****ed a teacher!"
Um....
Edit: *Holy sh*t* this blew up.
Edit 2: Thanks for 1K! This is the most likes I've ever gotten.
*chokes*
Lmao it was so funny 😂
😂😂
*_JESSICA!! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER_*
@@zaeyact mR wiLSoN?
some of these sound so realistic
Ikr they should like release an adult parody Harry Potter like this
"At least no one of the Gryffindor team had to ****** there way in" I love how this implies Malfoy slept his way to the top like Loki on Saccaar
Thee best part 👏 😅
"Swish and _____" got me to laugh, good job!
"You're a really good ___er, Harry."
- Cho
The part where cedrics dad says “that’s my-“ that was so unnecessary 😩😭😭😭😭
The disrespect there tho 😭
@@hollylolly2413 😭I cry every time I watch that scene it makes me sooo sad 😢
@@hollylolly2413 frrrr 😔👊
The reason I didn't like the video
😭
The fact that I’ve watched them so many times that my mind just adds in the correct words 😂😂😂😂
Same it doesn’t work as well 😂
samee
Hooking up after quarantine:
"Now put your right hand on my **bleep** ."
I wish, I'm not getting any after this anyway because it'll be so awkward
"Tell them how it happened that night, tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you and you ***ed him"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
im wheezing... 0:42 - "tell them how it happened that night, tell them how you looked him in the eye - a man who trusted you - and ****ed him."
how kids are born
"I wasn't looking at its **** I was looking at its heads!"
Broooooo Lmao so wrong 😂😂
could have gotten more out of that one
"I wasn't looking at its ** I was looking at its **s! Or perhaps you didn't notice... it had 3 of them!"
@@cowboycurtis2229 😂😂😂
1:16 Okay, that one was actually kind of warranted.
This video needs some holy water
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmfao
This video needs jesus
“Swish and f***k”
Is the best ever. I’m dead
1:02 when Cho's like, "you're a really good ****er Harry" 🤣I'm so dead
Alternate Title: Harry Potter but it's rated R
2:32 this and with Ron's reaction lol
Video: Beep
My brain: Well Harry Potter is strictly for adults now
0:53 wow this is so good honestly. My brain immediately proceeded to ron saying “fucking you of course” although it was never there but it just somehoew feels like it is naturally there
“Place your right hand on my ****”
*BEST. ONE.*
My favourite is when Bellatrix screamed,
“I *** Sirius Black!!! HAHA”
Is it just me or when I hear the beeps all I hear is Fu-BEEP. I'm dirty minded....
Nah me too lol
I don't think it's because you're dirty minded lol. I hear that too.
I think all of us hear that XD
Me too 💀
Especially the one where Neville said I’ll fight you 😂
Bellatrix: I **** SIRIUS BLACK
my brain: *softly humming sweet home Alabama *
Gotta maintain that pureblood status somehow 😝😏🤪
Tbh I think that did happen with a lot of pureblood families
Where the skies are so blue
@@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r yep. Alot of them.
"at least no one on the Gryffindor team had to **** their way in, they got in on pure talent"
*That* part
2:44 "At least no one on the gryffundor team had to ____ their way in, they got in on pure talent."
I mean, ****ing your way in is still some kinda talent
I mean for that sneaky scheme to work you have to have done something right
why did I replace everything with 'fuck'?-
Welcome to dirty mined ppl club no matter we try to get that "werid "things out they keep coming back
@@lotanyahylton1056 Ah yes, I heard about you guys. I figured my invitation would be coming soon enough....
@@serenac.7192 Yep 😂😂
@@serenac.7192 lol
Me too-
"We had a _____ in the family, isn't it wonderful? But I was the only one who recognized her for what she was, a _____, and then she met that ______ , and had you.
- Petunia Dursley
Cho: Your a really good ****** Harry. BAHAHAHAH
"Atleast no one in the gryffindor team had to *** their way in, they got it on pure talent"
Alternative title: *Harry Potter and the benefits of letting the main characters swear*
Hey you missed a important one
Deathly hallows part 1
Hermonie - what did I say may I ask ?
Ron - my name , a ball of light appeared floated towards me Went right through my *****
Ooh man 😂😂 dead
"How can it? Both my parent are *ed"
"Viktor i ___ you, Viktor I doooo" 😂😂
It’s the “Come and *bleep* the big boys” and “I *bleep* Sirius Black” for me-😭🤚
altrenate title: harry potter and the charecters that won't stop cussing
ok seriously thank you for making this video. I liked and subbed and im grinning so much this is the best thing ever as a HP nerd.
Simple but effective. Just the best I’ve ever seen
I died at “just because you’ve got the ** of a teaspoon” 🤣🤣
2:44 this and Neville's "I-I-I'll **** you!" ones are the best 😂
BRO- WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 1:10-
“CoMe AnD ____ tHe BiG bOyS”
“Both my parents are $&@!ed” killed me 😂😂😂😂
Cedrics dad screaming killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I cannot be the only one who took this COMPLETELY inappropriate. All of these were inappropriate
All of these sounded so wrong to me
Please dont show this to my mom
Or my dad
Or literally anyone in my family who is an adult and speaks proper english
Yes, well, that's the whole point of it, isn't it?
Swish and flick is the one that made me go: And I oop
I was literally coughing and crying and laughing at the same time
I sent this to my sister who has never watches Harry Potter and she was like ‘I’m pretty sure this is a pg film y r they swearing’ and I was like ffs🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂
Ginny and I, we ****ed a cake! 😂
Neville's one sounded a bit too real
I should not have laughed that much
😂
Also the pain when u laugh so much and you know no one u could send this to
I lost it at the "i BEEPed Sirius Black" 😭