How good would SKYRIM swords be in real life?

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  • @AmericanBumbs
    @AmericanBumbs Місяць тому +742

    Fun fact: The Orcs in the Elder Scrolls lore are renown for their MASTER SMITHS, so having them at the top of the list make total sense! :)

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 Місяць тому +151

      "I had myself Orcish armor once. It was strong and ugly, like the ones who made it." -- Every Guard in Skyrim apparently.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Місяць тому +10

      They why are the weapons so ugly.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate Місяць тому +44

      ​@@Justin-pe9cl Cuz they aren't going for beauty, just design.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Місяць тому +5

      @@Good_Hot_Chocolate Those are almost the same things

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate Місяць тому +37

      @@Justin-pe9cl I was a bit unclear. My apologies. They are going for a functional design, not a beautiful one, at least by our standards of beauty. Perhaps to an orc that is both beautiful and functional. Or the beauty is in the functionality. That's just another perspective, tho.

  • @scorpiothegreat1
    @scorpiothegreat1 Місяць тому +423

    “Another hand touches the beacon.” Where is DAWNBREAKER???!

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt 29 днів тому +18

      Fuck that beacon. Along with those Thief's Guild gems!

    • @irishurbadlmao
      @irishurbadlmao 28 днів тому +9

      @@Disgruntled_Grunt so much early game gold tho

    • @rustyrodgers7566
      @rustyrodgers7566 27 днів тому +16

      They should do another one with the unique weapons like dawnbreaker and mehrunes razor

    • @blessedbow720
      @blessedbow720 26 днів тому +10

      @@rustyrodgers7566 they skipped daggers though but it would be cool to have dagger episode

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 25 днів тому +2

      what about Conan's sword?

  • @MattSinz
    @MattSinz Місяць тому +1529

    I always found it funny how Skyrim has all these giant unrealistic swords, but then they have realistic looking katanas(Blades sword, Dragonsbane, Harkon's Sword, Akaviri Sword, Akaviri Katana, Bolar's Oathblade).

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg Місяць тому +123

      People at large tent to have more media examples presented of what mostly realistic katana proportion should be.
      However when it comes to European and other swords, they are often presented much thicker and clunkier.
      Such as the meme of the two-handed sword being moved around like a sledgehammer and slow groaning thunking motions.
      "So it must be thick and heavy if that's how it's moved around"
      Add to that a period of time where big gaudi swords that were purely ceremonial and never used in combat or even training, someone may be given a chance to hold one of these and think it is a representation of a battlefield sword.
      I remember when the young English blacksmith Alex Steele got a chance to go visit , I believe it was, the Wallace collection , and how he was astonished at how light and thin the swords in it actually were, compared to the 'swords' he had been forging on his own over the years.
      (His background in smithing was from a farrier perspective with making tools specifically for managing horse hooves and the like - hammers, rasps, files, forge tongs and so on )

    • @castlesbard1547
      @castlesbard1547 Місяць тому +103

      I absolutely despise the absolute lack of care for Western swords/weapons in games that (are supposed to) have them as a majority of the usable weapons. Looking at you Elden Ring.

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei Місяць тому +19

      Weirdly shaped swords? Sure. But giant? You're playing the wrong version...

    • @Giggles_iJest
      @Giggles_iJest Місяць тому +25

      TES devs confirmed *weebs*

    • @STVODVIL
      @STVODVIL Місяць тому +17

      True Mall Ninja at Bethesda.

  • @natecus4926
    @natecus4926 Місяць тому +62

    The steel sword has so much air resistance that it has automatic edge alignment if you swing fast enough.

  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 Місяць тому +651

    Lorewise, the orcs in the Elder Scrolls series are considered some of the greatest smiths in Tamriel. They're not like Tolkien orcs or Warcraft orcs; they have a lot more culture and craft.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin Місяць тому +89

      Yeah, the Armor and Weapons in morrowind really reflected the fine craftsmanship of the orcs.

    • @rexanderson4585
      @rexanderson4585 Місяць тому +18

      Thank you. I was about to say the same thing

    • @matthewpletsch7523
      @matthewpletsch7523 Місяць тому +48

      I like that Orc Swords are ugly but really functional. It's super on brand

    • @General_Kenobi_212
      @General_Kenobi_212 Місяць тому +17

      The lore with their god Malacath and their origins is super deep as well

    • @deadsoul7409
      @deadsoul7409 Місяць тому

      ELDER SCROLLS LORE MENTIONED​@@General_Kenobi_212

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz Місяць тому +30

    Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

  • @ZeredHeizien
    @ZeredHeizien Місяць тому +306

    Missed the artifact swords:
    Dawnbreaker
    Harkon's Sword
    Miraak's Sword
    Nightingale Blade
    Bloodskal Blade
    Also the Imperial Sword and Scimitar
    There's also the Creation Club swords which are mostly just stuff from previous games but those don't really need to be included.

    • @The_GG_Janitor
      @The_GG_Janitor Місяць тому +12

      Bloodskal is my favorite to use, but I doubt it would score higher than a 6

    • @TheHarbinger484
      @TheHarbinger484 Місяць тому +19

      Forsworn sword

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord Місяць тому

      Bloodskal Blade breton resistances tank build was my favorite

    • @Guardian582
      @Guardian582 Місяць тому +18

      dont forget the Ebony Blade

    • @guardiantree8879
      @guardiantree8879 Місяць тому +10

      Falmer sword too.

  • @Madmax45247
    @Madmax45247 Місяць тому +64

    I can't believe they never brought up how thin the Orc sword's handle is. That sword would be extremely hard to wield.

    • @elianrodriguez7318
      @elianrodriguez7318 14 днів тому +1

      Tbf Orc swords are designed with Orcs in mind so what may look like a sword that’s difficult to wield to most people might not be as problematic to an Orc.

    • @Madmax45247
      @Madmax45247 14 днів тому +4

      @@elianrodriguez7318 Unless Orcs have tiny hands for some reason. Yes, it would be extremely difficult to wield.

    • @elianrodriguez7318
      @elianrodriguez7318 14 днів тому

      @@Madmax45247 I’d like to assume that Orcs will usually one-hand their swords and that the sword was also designed to also be capable of being wielded by female Orcs too.

    • @Madmax45247
      @Madmax45247 14 днів тому +2

      @@elianrodriguez7318 You've never held a sword in your life, have you?

    • @elianrodriguez7318
      @elianrodriguez7318 14 днів тому

      @@Madmax45247 admittedly the only “proper sword” I’ve ever held was a wooden sword, literally the same one that Sora has in KH1. It was somewhat heavier than it looked, last time I held it was when I stab the ground next to the spot that we buried one of my family dogs (it was basically her makeshift tombstone).

  • @justinanderson2460
    @justinanderson2460 Місяць тому +100

    "Nord Hero Sword"
    Shad: *draugr noises*
    Would love to see a mini-series about all the different weapon types in Skyrim (e.g. Axes, hammers, bows, daggers, staves, shields, etc). Thanks for the great videos guys, keep it up!! 🤘⚔

  • @noahsibahi-jackson8757
    @noahsibahi-jackson8757 Місяць тому +16

    29:42 Funnily enough the daedric weapons and armour are actually supposed to be designed with poor functionality from an in lore stand point where it stated that due to their otherworldly and chaotic nature, they are disorderly by design with magics imbued innate to the material making them more functional than they should be with their otherwise unfunctional design I.e the armour appears extremely uncomfortable to wear however few mortals who have worn it have described it as being deceptively quite the opposite due to its innate magical properties. That being said I know for the purposes of this video the functionality of the weapon is assessed based on if it was in real life, just thought I would put that out there. Love the video though.

    • @Cyberwar101
      @Cyberwar101 21 день тому +1

      Nah, thats cope. The morrowind and even oblivion ones were way better. Plus the daedric equipment is forged by mortals using daedric hearts to corrupt ebony.
      Also, where on earth did you get that lore? ESO? Creation club?

    • @vampe777
      @vampe777 4 дні тому

      ​@@Cyberwar101putting ESO and creation club in the same row is like putting Silmarillion on the same level of canon as Rings of Power.

  • @WillStopka
    @WillStopka Місяць тому +473

    I'm a simple man. I see skyrim and shad in one video, I drop what I'm doing and watch

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg Місяць тому +13

      A man of class and decisiveness. A noble bearing, indeed.

    • @LostInYoutube3
      @LostInYoutube3 Місяць тому +4

      I have missed my duo lesson for this

    • @ktopfield145
      @ktopfield145 Місяць тому +1

      Aye, they both just keep on giving.

    • @General_Kenobi_212
      @General_Kenobi_212 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@LostInUA-cam3Just watch out for that owl....👀 🦉😂

    • @LostInYoutube3
      @LostInYoutube3 Місяць тому +1

      @@General_Kenobi_212 he took my family I’m ok with this as long as duo feeds them

  • @bgonzales817
    @bgonzales817 Місяць тому +26

    Fun fact about the pronunciation of Daedra/Daedric, the games use both. Some NPCs using "day"dric other "dee"dric.

  • @KettleHatt
    @KettleHatt Місяць тому +785

    Everytime I see a Skyrim weapon I am reminded why LeanWolf's Weapons is the first thing I add to any mod list

    • @LarrysLibrary
      @LarrysLibrary Місяць тому +36

      SO MUCH THIS

    • @jameslars7391
      @jameslars7391 Місяць тому +35

      I always add a Lotr's weapons mods they always look so good.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg Місяць тому +17

      Thanks, now I have the name of the mod that I saw mentioned in another comment. Thank you for the effort you have saved me!

    • @kertgp8275
      @kertgp8275 Місяць тому +9

      I'm glad I'm not the only one this was on of the first things I looked for when I start modding

    • @theULTIMATElife50
      @theULTIMATElife50 Місяць тому +8

      Same and then I see that I have TAWOBA on the list.

  • @DarkeningDemise
    @DarkeningDemise Місяць тому +15

    Sword Chapters
    00:00 - Intro
    01:00 - Iron Sword
    02:10 - Iron Great Sword
    05:53 - Steel Sword
    07:48 - Steel Great Sword
    09:52 - Elven Sword
    11:23 - Elven Great Sword
    12:38 - Silver Sword
    14:04 - Silver Great Sword
    15:00 - Orc Sword
    16:55 - Orc Great Sword
    17:24 - Dwarven Sword
    18:08 - Dwarven Great Sword
    19:39 - Nord Hero Sword
    20:13 - Nord Hero Great Sword
    21:37 - Nordic Sword
    22:52 - Nordic Great Sword
    23:29 - Glass Sword
    24:47 - Glass Great Sword
    25:53 - Stalhrim Sword
    26:33 - Stalhrim Great Sword
    27:01 - Ebony Sword
    28:16 - Ebony Great Sword
    29:19 - Daedric Sword
    30:09 - Daedric Great Sword
    31:25 - Dragon Bone Sword
    32:15 - Dragon Bone Great Sword
    33:51 - Overall
    37:22 - Outro

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 Місяць тому +369

    Actually, the Silver Sword is used by the Silver Hand, a minor anti-werewolf faction you fight as part of the Companion questline.

    • @Bitterman5868
      @Bitterman5868 Місяць тому +11

      TES Blades adds proper Silver weapons, someone modded them into skyrim, but it was never updated

    • @stevenchoza6391
      @stevenchoza6391 Місяць тому +28

      @@Bitterman5868
      Perhaps… but I was referring to the Silver Weapons in the base game because they erroneously claimed they were Imperial Weapons (which they strangely overlooked).

    • @hathus5536
      @hathus5536 Місяць тому +11

      @@stevenchoza6391 possibly claimed they are imperial weapons because in ES 4 all the guards in the cities use silver weapons

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 Місяць тому +5

      If it’s suppose to belong to an anti-werewolf group, why is it effective against the undead? Such an effect *would* make it seem better suited for the vigilants of Stendarr.

    • @alexlarson5910
      @alexlarson5910 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@stevenchoza6391imperial sword is simply a gladius taken to arming sword length. And the game does not have an imperial greatsword.

  • @jontaehall2740
    @jontaehall2740 29 днів тому +6

    First, if I remember correctly, the Nordic hero swords are supposed to be more ceremonial since dead Drauger in tombs use them. Also one thing when it comes with determining how heavy the weapon is when you don't factor in some of these weapons were created with fictional material that might make it actually lighter than it looks. Like the glass weapon and Stalgrim ones for example.

  • @dameach23
    @dameach23 Місяць тому +129

    You guys missed a couple, the blade katanas, scimitar, forsworn to name a few. part 2???

    • @lildrummerboy5673
      @lildrummerboy5673 28 днів тому +15

      Wooden sword aswell, it would also be interesting to hear them talk about daggers, maybe even the axes and great axes

    • @willr2411
      @willr2411 28 днів тому +10

      And the Imperial short sword

    • @lildrummerboy5673
      @lildrummerboy5673 27 днів тому +8

      @@dameach23 just adding to this list, they missed dawnbreaker, the nightingale blade, falmer sword, and the ghost blades.

    • @samuels1123
      @samuels1123 25 днів тому +3

      There's also the conjured weapons though I think they are supposed to be similar to daedric

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 25 днів тому +2

      what about dark sister?

  • @HermioneTheCat
    @HermioneTheCat 29 днів тому +9

    i didn't realize how much i wanted to see this from you guys!

  • @Will_Forge
    @Will_Forge Місяць тому +60

    On the topic of the round handles, since it's a video game they're probably actually hexagons or octagons since round 3D models are not as efficient and this game came out on the XBox 360. So while they may look round in screen shots, this is an illusion anyway, and they're likely not so bad to hold and control edge alignment.

    • @Will_Forge
      @Will_Forge Місяць тому +14

      Oh Shad, also with these videogame swords you could grab the 3D files and actually manipulate them in 3D to really get a feel for them instead of relying exclusively on images if that would be better. It might make the videos longer, though, so obviously a trade off to consider.

    • @fus132
      @fus132 28 днів тому +4

      In-universe they wouldn't be made out of polygons so that's a moot point.

  • @deaconvelos8352
    @deaconvelos8352 Місяць тому +6

    This needs a part two because there are so many more swords!!

  • @quattroconcept4
    @quattroconcept4 Місяць тому +158

    Now we need another video comparing vanilla swords with the LeanWolf's Better-Shaped Weapons mod.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman Місяць тому +13

      Believable weapons does it even better.

    • @anderporascu5026
      @anderporascu5026 Місяць тому +4

      I mod Skyrim SE to be more realistic and lore accurate with some medieval historical stuff included so Skyrim can feel like what I see ES as, history brought into a fantasy world.

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 29 днів тому +2

      Leanwolf's better shaped/Believable weapons make the weapons just a bit boring imo.
      I'm personally in love with Reforging - to the masses weapons, which are additional weapons made using vanilla assets.

    • @anderporascu5026
      @anderporascu5026 29 днів тому +2

      @@Verchiel_ Realism is always boring which is why people do rule of cool in fantasy to begin with. Realistic or no they are made to be worth hunting and grinding for.

    • @rottenhead8385
      @rottenhead8385 29 днів тому +1

      I liked the non symetrical aspect to the dragon bone single handed sword that they kept fixing to match on both sides. It looked better before.

  • @ritorules1442
    @ritorules1442 29 днів тому +4

    I think daedric swords shape is an illusion they apparently scylpt themselves to fit the user it seems like it would get caught with all the spikes amd stuff but they're apparently incredibly well balanced if a bit heavy

  • @mikithekynd
    @mikithekynd Місяць тому +128

    Speaking of swords, there's a game about designing swords, Bladesong, it's not out yet but you can ask them for a game code.
    I know it's a random thing to say, but hey... SWORDS!

    • @LostInYoutube3
      @LostInYoutube3 Місяць тому +1

      Is it a mobile game or something?

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@LostInUA-cam3it's on steam

    • @LostInYoutube3
      @LostInYoutube3 Місяць тому +1

      @@reliantbelial2341 neat I don’t got steam though

    • @oblivion9662
      @oblivion9662 Місяць тому +2

      Fr my sword addiction was fulfilled during the playtest, I made 15 swords in a few hours

    • @superbugguy
      @superbugguy Місяць тому

      shad shuold play it

  • @africanwarlord4283
    @africanwarlord4283 20 днів тому +3

    cant wait for the 4 hour video going over every weapon

  • @thomasgriffin420
    @thomasgriffin420 Місяць тому +158

    I like my swords like I like my women
    Well proportioned and practical!

    • @garymaidman625
      @garymaidman625 Місяць тому +8

      With a sharp edge?

    • @_Jesper_
      @_Jesper_ Місяць тому +3

      You wouldn’t like shads art then

    • @mattmattmatt131313
      @mattmattmatt131313 27 днів тому

      Fantasy games like them thick and overweight... to not alienate "modern audiences".

    • @smuxxor6169
      @smuxxor6169 27 днів тому +4

      Extra thicc!

    • @evanulven8249
      @evanulven8249 27 днів тому +5

      Well forged and battle tested?

  • @arvidmarkoff9608
    @arvidmarkoff9608 Місяць тому +7

    Oblivion was way more down to earth with both armor and weapon designs. I have a hard time believing any of the oblivion swords ranking lower than a 5 on this scale.

    • @drvenisporet3395
      @drvenisporet3395 23 дні тому +1

      Maybe Dawnfang/Duskfang would be low on the scale since it's really chonky, but in general yeah. Oblivion (and Morrowind) swords are much better than Skyrim swords

  • @permixtg4322
    @permixtg4322 Місяць тому +170

    One thing that wasn't mentioned about the elven swords is that they have weird spiky scales on the grip, which I imagine would just shred your hand.

    • @weles4254
      @weles4254 Місяць тому +14

      or combined with proper gloves, enable you a better grip, probably(?)

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 Місяць тому +9

      I thinkk the elves that hold them wear gloves

    • @Trinimp
      @Trinimp Місяць тому +7

      ​@@vortiger7375 gauntlets, ussually

    • @Aethuviel
      @Aethuviel Місяць тому

      I don't see any spikes, just texture/decor.

    • @permixtg4322
      @permixtg4322 Місяць тому

      @Aethuviel If you Google "Skyrim elven sword" click on the first image and zoom in on the bottom. You can see them poking down.

  • @benjaminfinlay829
    @benjaminfinlay829 Місяць тому +4

    I'm curious about what you'd make of the swords of Oblivion.

  • @bgonzales817
    @bgonzales817 Місяць тому +36

    Elder scrolls orcs are actually renowned for their smiths

  • @kabalow
    @kabalow 21 день тому +2

    ive been playing with the "leanwolf's better-shaped weapons" mod for so many years that seeing the base models here has me thrown for so many loops lmaoooo

  • @cassiusbrown867
    @cassiusbrown867 Місяць тому +20

    People like the two of you is why mods like "Believable Weapons" exist. Anyone with issues with Skyrim's designs should check it out, 10/10.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 Місяць тому +3

    Some day, some mad lad smith might make replicas of each and every sword in Skyrim for testing purposes.
    A herculean task for sure, but still.

  • @NemoConsequentae
    @NemoConsequentae Місяць тому +93

    There are many sword mods for Skyrim that swap better sword designs in to replace the OEM "shovels".

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 Місяць тому +3

      There are so many sword mods I've forgotten what the base models looked like.

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 Місяць тому +1

      there are so many sword mods that they take up half the “weapons” mod category.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg Місяць тому +4

      I think I'm gonna just go with Lean Wolf 's Weapons since I saw it mentioned by name in another comment.
      I literally created a file on my desktop to remind me for when I play Skyrim.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman Місяць тому +5

      @@Grandwigg Check believable weapons as well, way better imo.

  • @Bludgeta9001
    @Bludgeta9001 26 днів тому +1

    "It just works!"
    ~ Todd Howard

  • @Grandwigg
    @Grandwigg Місяць тому +26

    Tyranth's grin as he says 'yeah' to Shad's 'mall ninja trash' re :Daedric had me laughing. Because we both know it's it's true, but STILL AWESOME!

  • @davisonjacob6698
    @davisonjacob6698 Місяць тому +1

    The Stalrhim Greatsword should not have gotten a 9/10 due to the blade flanges being right above the very enclosed cross guard. On the arming version it's fine, but on the great version it would cause swords to slide down the blade and then slide right off the flange avoiding the cross guard and potentially hitting

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 Місяць тому +36

    There's a reason why I add realistic weapons in the game through mods, specifically my main sword is Aragorn's Ranger sword. As far as canonical weapons go, Oblivion's Fine Steel Longsword is my favorite weapon and I was sad it didn't carry over into Skyrim.

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 Місяць тому +2

      That’s the sword I stick with all through the game.

    • @bruticus1496
      @bruticus1496 Місяць тому

      In the pirate creation content is a fine steel longsword

    • @jojosalvaggio1403
      @jojosalvaggio1403 28 днів тому

      Oh yea! That was a cool addition in oblivion! The first thing I would do was join the fighter's guild and acquire some fine steel in the guild hall.

  • @candlestone5397
    @candlestone5397 3 дні тому +1

    Wonder if the Nord Hero/Draugr swords look like that because they are Ceremonial.
    Like, when someone dies you forge them a sword to take into the afterlife kinda thing. You never really see them anywhere except for crypts, so it could be the case here.
    would also explain why its hilt resembles a dragon, with the blade being outstretched wings.

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 Місяць тому +36

    Canonically, Orcs are some of the best smiths in Tamriel. Famed throughout the Empire for their skill.
    Do Armors next!

    • @TheRealRedAce
      @TheRealRedAce 28 днів тому +1

      EXCUSE ME! I'M the best smith in Tamriel!

    • @IgniKing
      @IgniKing 27 днів тому +2

      Agreed, they need to do that video

  • @lukazilla
    @lukazilla 29 днів тому +2

    You guys should do TES IV: Oblivion weapons next, along with the artifact/unique weapons. Loved this video, keep it up guys

  • @rmg480
    @rmg480 Місяць тому +23

    3:20 believable weapons is the one I use. It doesn't change the general design in most, and in the ones it does it does so without making them feel out of place.
    Another caveat is, IN MODERN SCREENS we can see a properly thin blade, I can in my modded skyrim on my PC, but back in 2011 when I was playing on my xbox360 on a CRT TV? hell nah. CRT TVs were just beginning to become outdated back then and many people still had them.

  • @andreasosterberg8833
    @andreasosterberg8833 Місяць тому +2

    Would be cool if you could get these swords made just to see if your predictions about their weights and effectiveness truely would be as you think now and if the rankings would stand.
    Also would be interesting to then rank afterwards what sword did the best damage and which is the most comfortable/least weight to use.

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 Місяць тому +76

    My headcanon is that dwarven metal is MUCH lighter than it should be, which allows them to make much larger and thicker swords and most especially ARMOR which makes it so much more robust than other armors. Something about as strong as steel but that is as light as cloth means you could have metal armor as thick as gambeson that would make you almost unstoppable.

    • @Vurdunriel
      @Vurdunriel Місяць тому +18

      It's the same with elven, the blades are elven metal is lighter, hence able to be bigger and thicker.

    • @C_F_M
      @C_F_M Місяць тому +25

      Dwarven metal is always revered for some reason but that reason is never given, it's not the strongest so lightness makes sense to me especially when you see how fast their robots move lol

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 Місяць тому +14

      @@Spiritus-Gladius Talking Skyrim here. Deep elves.

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 Місяць тому +16

      @@C_F_M It doesn't corrode, and it has odd electrical/thermal/vibrational conductivity properties depending on how it's shaped it can be a perfect insulator or a super conductor. Mostly useful for machines, also has uses when you need to protect yourself from environmental hazards.

    • @morrigankasa570
      @morrigankasa570 Місяць тому +9

      Skyrim Dwarven Armor is actually 1 of the heaviest! It weighs 45 pounds while most other heavy armors weigh less than that.
      Similarly Dwarven Metal pieces have crazy weights, a Solid Dwarven Metal chunk weighs 25 pounds as 1 item yet when it gets smelted it turns into 5 ingots weighing 1 pound each.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 Місяць тому +2

    My gripe is with pommels. Why does every pommel have to have stuff sticking out?
    There's a reason why round, square and cylindrical pommels were a thing.

  • @tim92nordlund
    @tim92nordlund Місяць тому +12

    This was fun! Please make one for the unique swords like the ebony blade, dawnbreaker, nightingale etc

  • @DarthChosen
    @DarthChosen Місяць тому +1

    the swords are honestly just stepping stones to the fun ones haha

  • @masterv694
    @masterv694 Місяць тому +140

    There is a mod that makes all swords thinner

    • @Rigel_6
      @Rigel_6 Місяць тому +23

      "That's a paddle"

    • @m-h1217
      @m-h1217 Місяць тому +22

      Yes, they indeed said that. 3:14

    • @berrie-nice-to-meet-you
      @berrie-nice-to-meet-you Місяць тому +20

      That mod is always one of the first I install, I hate how broad and bulky the default models are

    • @RachDarastric2
      @RachDarastric2 Місяць тому +9

      Mod 2.... Add spears...

    • @EpicRandomness555
      @EpicRandomness555 Місяць тому

      Good

  • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
    @Soloong_Gaybowzer 29 днів тому +1

    The way I imagine dragon bone is being an extremely dense and hard form of bone has various hard elements bonded to the ultra-dense bone in much the same manner that the Spartan-2 program bonded colloidal titanium to natural human bone, making them nearly unbreakable and extremely slow to heal. In smithing, I am thinking a specific bone must be chosen for a specific item, that item must be designed in such a way as to make best use of the bone's volume, and the bone must be carved using ebony wood working tools. Then finally it would be sharpened using a belt wheel laden with ebony dust. And I imagine that these expensive tools must be continuously sharpened or replaced during the crafting process. Ebony is the hardest natural metal, but Dragon Bone is harder.

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Місяць тому +7

    Maces, Warhammers, War Axes, BattleAxes.
    Maybe even shields and armors if you're up for it.

  • @peanutbutter4094
    @peanutbutter4094 Місяць тому +2

    5:26 "thinen" I learned a new word today! 😆

  • @TheManInBIack
    @TheManInBIack Місяць тому +9

    I was missing this type of content from this channel... please, keep the good work!

  • @ultimatesaint2
    @ultimatesaint2 15 днів тому +1

    I would love to see a second video talking about all the other swords that dont fall into the crafting section like, Blades sword, Dawnbreaker, Windshear, Nightingale blade, Darksword, Golden Sword, Foresword (Cause id be funny), Imperial Sword, and Falmer.

  • @Ship-security
    @Ship-security Місяць тому +8

    The Ebony one-handed axe and round shield was my jam

  • @bristleback3614
    @bristleback3614 День тому

    "Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear Місяць тому +39

    Blades Sword:
    Chad: …. 😑😑😑

    • @scottishwarrior3547
      @scottishwarrior3547 Місяць тому

      Hehe, hehe. Shad, not Chad, but hehe

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear Місяць тому

      @@scottishwarrior3547 chad is now his alt universe Shad…

  • @henryb.2608
    @henryb.2608 29 днів тому +1

    Skyrim x Shadiversity... 40min? Hell yeah, I'd love to see the armor sets too

  • @SI-fz1zv
    @SI-fz1zv Місяць тому +18

    best weapon type is actually Stalhrim. When it comes to straight damage the best is Daedric, however when enchanted Stalhrim has a hidden 25% boost to frost/chaos enchantments, and if you use the twin souls perk that 25% applies to the second enchantment as well, boosting its potential damage over that of Daedric.

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 Місяць тому

      Counterpoint, 14000% fortify enchanting potion.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man Місяць тому +3

      ​@@owenblount7334 Not really a counterpoint since that would also apply to stalhrim

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 Місяць тому

      @@Mare_Manmy brother in Christ it doesn’t matter with the power of fortify loop bullshit I mean you could make a fortify one handed ring and one shot everything with a fishing rod

    • @MattcraftMSTR
      @MattcraftMSTR Місяць тому +2

      @@owenblount7334counter-counter point: playing the game without using game-breaking glitches.

    • @MultiSpeedMetal
      @MultiSpeedMetal Місяць тому

      @@MattcraftMSTRIt's not even a glitch, it's just how the enchanting and potion mechanics are set up. It clearly wasn't play-tested.

  • @Mlurd1
    @Mlurd1 Місяць тому

    I desparetely need more videos like this. Swords from Witcher series next maybe?

  • @266thebeast
    @266thebeast Місяць тому +12

    I'd love to see a video of you redesigning these and others to be as functional as possible (while keeping the style of them, naturally)

  • @joelpierce1453
    @joelpierce1453 Місяць тому +1

    You guys should do some of the other weapons/armor and include the unique items as well. There are some unique swords added in later and you didn't even touch the daedric artifacts like Dawnbreaker.

  • @kpny8484
    @kpny8484 Місяць тому +8

    4:15 I think this is fair.

    • @nudoge
      @nudoge 27 днів тому

      1 to 1 isn't unfair

  • @CaptainAwesome156
    @CaptainAwesome156 6 днів тому

    I really would like to see them design their own swords for Skyrim while keeping the different cultures in mind

  • @zacharymccants77
    @zacharymccants77 Місяць тому +11

    How does the Orc Sword get such a high ranking? Look at that extremely thin handle.

    • @SerAvaros
      @SerAvaros Місяць тому +5

      Not to mention the weirdly angular blade shape? I mean, how does something so crude go higher than the silver sword? Wtf?

    • @doormatcat
      @doormatcat Місяць тому +4

      Because it's one of the few swords with a reasonable weight distribution. As they said it's for chopping not slicing. So it would fulfill it's purpose aptly

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 Місяць тому +2

      @@doormatcat that still doesn’t excuse the ridiculously thin handle.

    • @doormatcat
      @doormatcat Місяць тому +4

      @@zacharymccants77 well they did say in the beginning of the video that they wouldn't criticize the handle too much since it's a game and otherwise they would all be a 2/10

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 Місяць тому +4

      @@doormatcat weren’t they specifically talking about round handles?

  • @marilynlucero9363
    @marilynlucero9363 Місяць тому

    "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords." - Skyrim Guard

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 Місяць тому +16

    Orcs in Skyrim are interesting because they are supposed to also have some extremely good smiths. Which I think is sort of a "they can do all this with nothing, give them reasources and they make some real impressive stuff." I doubt the Orc Swords having a great design is intentional but its interesting.

    • @springheelzach812
      @springheelzach812 Місяць тому +3

      Morrowind and oblivion had much more intricate designs for orc arms and armor.

    • @TheDuckofDoom.
      @TheDuckofDoom. Місяць тому +1

      Yet there weapons and armor are super low grade, heavy, and low damage.

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 Місяць тому +1

      @TheDuckofDoom. I mean, it's better than dwarven at base. It's not as good as Ebony, but I don't think it's supposed to be.

    • @TheDuckofDoom.
      @TheDuckofDoom. Місяць тому +1

      @@alexandercross9081 I base it mostly on weight to damage ratio, skyrim is completely unbalanced regarding heavy vs light arms and armor.
      Dwarven has the advantage of tons of cheaply obtainable metal, and it only takes one skill perk, while orc requires 2.

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 Місяць тому +1

      @TheDuckofDoom. kind of coming at it from a realism filter, using statistics as a guideline. The mechanics say. Dwarven metal is lighter & easier to work with, and orchalcum is better than it in every other conceivable way. Also, more often than not dwarf metal is acquired by dangerous archeological digs that often require you to fight automatons that likely out match the average person quite significantly. Where as orchalcum is just moderately rare, and most of the good deposites have orcs sitting on them. All I'm saying is it seems to be easier to persuade an orc to give you some shiny rocks than it is to convence a half-sentient-claymore-roomba to let you disassemble it and melt down its parts, the fact that the dragonborn treats it like a cake walk should not be an indication of how easy it is for average people to do.

  • @samuelflynn9521
    @samuelflynn9521 28 днів тому

    Daedric swordmaker "You see Ulric, you swing straight for fear of stabbing fingers."

  • @lughnacide9778
    @lughnacide9778 Місяць тому +18

    Wait, Tyranth has put in thousands of hours and has never seen any of the weapons mods?

    • @Vurdunriel
      @Vurdunriel Місяць тому +14

      Some people don't like playing and messing with mods. I still prefer to play vanilla as possible

    • @Agent_Chieftain
      @Agent_Chieftain Місяць тому +13

      Mod-free Nation rise up.

    • @thanoseid2883
      @thanoseid2883 Місяць тому +5

      @@Vurdunriel same. putting mods in can get messy and mess with your game. so i understand if some people don't. i haven't

    • @83shadow3
      @83shadow3 Місяць тому +4

      I agree mod free because some of the people that made an make mods. Don't know or fallow the actual lore of the Elder Scolls universe. I mean who puts a Jawwa from Star Wars in it an thinks it's Elder Scolls lore friendly just. For one example along with the land in the area of Skyrim is. Supposed to be hard to grow things in. But moders make it look like it's full of super soil an fertilizer. With all the plants growing everywhere it literally an figuratively goes against. The game it's supposed to be hard to grow things not super easy.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Vurdunrielplaying without mods is like eating 2 slices of white bread instead of a sandwich. Get some cheese, Pastrami, Mayo, lettuce and tomato on that thing. Don't eat like a prisoner eat like you live in a 1st world country!

  • @ThePrimordialLord
    @ThePrimordialLord 29 днів тому

    first video involving Shadiversity, good to meet you...indirectly.

  • @vladkudrya9615
    @vladkudrya9615 Місяць тому +25

    How could you forget about the sword "Dawnbreaker"? This is the canonical sword for the game. 10/10

    • @The_True_
      @The_True_ Місяць тому

      Ikr! My favorite sword design in vanilla Skyrim!

    • @FailedMaster
      @FailedMaster Місяць тому +5

      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

    • @The_GG_Janitor
      @The_GG_Janitor Місяць тому +2

      I know that Dawnbreaker would get a very low score based on IRL materials sadly, but I’d still love to see a review!

  • @ShinobiFic
    @ShinobiFic 28 днів тому

    The dragon bone swords honestly deserve a 10/10. Good proportions with a taper and good cross guard/handle and pummle combo.

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 Місяць тому +7

    This video better include my favorite Swords, THE STALHRIM SWORDS! 0:58

    • @garymaidman625
      @garymaidman625 Місяць тому +1

      How about you watch the video before commenting, just a suggestion.

  • @KardoganLR
    @KardoganLR Місяць тому

    As a big Skyrim fan: Thank you for this episode!

  • @dustinthewind357
    @dustinthewind357 Місяць тому +5

    You should review the Daggers but make sure to measure them against a dead body in game because they are all way longer than you would think. They are basically short sword to just arming sword length

  • @Laban6112
    @Laban6112 Місяць тому

    I would love for you to continue this as a mini-series and review the rest the weapon types in the game like axes and hammers, shields, maybe even ranged weapons. Armor would be a juicy video :)
    There's also unique weapons and items, that didn't make the cut into this one.

  • @radekvaverka8921
    @radekvaverka8921 Місяць тому +4

    Now we need the other weapon types. Shad and my favorite game is always a great combination. I still go back to rewatch you rip apart the “cities” of Skyrim.

  • @Nushnark
    @Nushnark Місяць тому +1

    Oh boy, time to recommend the "Believable weapons" mod again. That one is a blessing for every sword enthusiast out there.

  • @Agent_Chieftain
    @Agent_Chieftain Місяць тому +10

    Aw, I'm a little disappointed you didn't cover the Anniversary Edition swords. The current gen version of Skyrim added 4 more types: Madness, Amber, Saint and Seducer.

    • @mesahmesiah6281
      @mesahmesiah6281 Місяць тому

      Love me dat amber stuff

    • @ItsRileyNJ
      @ItsRileyNJ Місяць тому

      I forgot about these. I totally agree.

    • @josephmorse3089
      @josephmorse3089 Місяць тому +1

      Golden and Dark, not Saint and Seducer

  • @lyriazz80
    @lyriazz80 Місяць тому

    Would love a 2nd Part about the rest of the swords and maybe the other weapons too

  • @MacCoalieCoalson
    @MacCoalieCoalson Місяць тому +4

    I honestly like the basic design of the Nordic Greatsword, something about a single-edge Messer-Zweihander hybrid thing speaks to me on a personal level

  • @samuraizwb
    @samuraizwb 22 дні тому

    I genuinely hope they do videos for the Maces and Axes, i'd LOVE to see their insight on the rest of they wacky Skyrim designs

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 Місяць тому +4

    Speaking of mods for the game, there's actually a mod that adds a bunch of Skallagrim's sword collection into the game, at least swords he had in his collection several years ago.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman Місяць тому

      Ran into that looking for a messer for my build but the mod is fairly old by now and the quality is pretty bad.

  • @chrisbingley
    @chrisbingley Місяць тому +1

    For fairness, you should do the Morrowind swords.

  • @ericmichels6158
    @ericmichels6158 Місяць тому +7

    The finest weapons and armor.

  • @DragonBorn-ij3wz
    @DragonBorn-ij3wz Місяць тому

    finally ive been waiting for this day for a long time

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg Місяць тому +5

    idk about y’all but personally I don’t think a sword made primarily out of ice would be very effective

    • @nokorus6035
      @nokorus6035 Місяць тому +6

      Normal ice nah
      Ice enchanted with the souls of the dead nords entombed in it definitely

    • @RyoKasai25
      @RyoKasai25 Місяць тому +2

      That's magical ice strong enough to be on the same level as the blood of a dead god.

    • @ByrgenworthGraduate
      @ByrgenworthGraduate Місяць тому +4

      Stahlrim according to lore is stronger than steel, u need a special axe to mine it... "The only known way to mine it is with an ancient Nordic pickaxe, made from superior craftsmanship." " It has been described as a rigid, blue-white crystalline metal, faceted yet smooth, and unnaturally cold to touch.[7] Working with stalhrim is much like ebony smithing, and can only be performed by a skilled blacksmith."- elder scrolls wiki
      Ebony ( in Tes) is God's Blood (blood of lorkhan) that has been crystalized in Red Mountain which is also stronger and lighter than steel

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 Місяць тому

      Normal ice is too brittle to make a good blade. But with magic, anything is possible.

  • @MikeBLAZE_420
    @MikeBLAZE_420 Місяць тому +1

    You forgot about the steel imperial sword which is essentially a gladius. You also forgot about the blades sword which is a traditional style katana.

  • @ericbrown8974
    @ericbrown8974 Місяць тому

    I just started replaying Skyrim this week. Fantastic timing!

  • @guptacorp
    @guptacorp 28 днів тому +1

    Good show! You need part 2: Nightingale, Chillrend, Soulrender, Bloodscythe, Miraak's, Harkon's, Dawnbreaker, Umbra (Living Bloodthirsty Sword!), and Bloodskal (Freaking Shooting Sword!!)... possibly a few other good ones missed. Cheers mates

  • @AggressiveSpaghetti
    @AggressiveSpaghetti 28 днів тому

    The nordic battleaxe has a hexagonal handle, which just makes me cry

  • @Thomlin12
    @Thomlin12 Місяць тому +2

    I think the best way to describe Skyrim swords is "paddle-blades"

  • @jierdareisa4313
    @jierdareisa4313 22 дні тому

    I love ALL Shadiversity videos!!!! ❤

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest Місяць тому

    I can't wait for Shad to look at the swords from The Witcher(the video games only).

  • @jdaws4896
    @jdaws4896 27 днів тому

    Great video as always guys

  • @Elementaro17
    @Elementaro17 Місяць тому

    I would LOVE to see you guys do swords from the Fable series!

  • @mathanon217
    @mathanon217 Місяць тому

    I would love to see a series of monster hunter weapon reviews based on these metrics

  • @zwaglou
    @zwaglou Місяць тому

    i've been waiting for YEARS!!!

  • @carlbernard7615
    @carlbernard7615 Місяць тому +1

    Ahh Elder Scrolls 6 : The Shaddening..... my fav Bethesda product

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 25 днів тому

    One of the first mods I ever installed in Skyrim was a total reworking of swords by a developer named Jaysus who recognized the absurdity of some of TES's weaponry. He mostly put in historic swords such as smallswords, schaviona, rapiers, arming swords and greatswords. He also made an effort to show textures fairly equal to steel and iron. Admittedly he did in include some swords based on other fantasy swords such as a sword quite similar to Arwen's sword from Jackson's LOTR, and a two handerd sword based on Aragorn's sword (which really should have been a 2-hander in Jackson's LOTR) but the point was he left out the jagged edges, actual spines on the hilts of some Skyrim swords (like you would want to hold a sword that had needles popping out of the grip.) And a dagger that looked...like a dagger. No frills just a sharp edge and a point...I would use it. Don't even go into Daedric weapons...which demons might be able to use but humans ...not so much.

  • @gallixypegasuss1546
    @gallixypegasuss1546 23 дні тому +1

    MAd respect; you got The Princess Bride on the desk

  • @noahsibahi-jackson8757
    @noahsibahi-jackson8757 Місяць тому +1

    20:12 The one handed Nord hero sword is so bad that it looks like an ai generated weapon.