How good would SKYRIM swords be in real life?

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  • @AmericanBumbs
    @AmericanBumbs 3 місяці тому +1109

    Fun fact: The Orcs in the Elder Scrolls lore are renown for their MASTER SMITHS, so having them at the top of the list make total sense! :)

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 3 місяці тому +231

      "I had myself Orcish armor once. It was strong and ugly, like the ones who made it." -- Every Guard in Skyrim apparently.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 3 місяці тому +14

      They why are the weapons so ugly.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 3 місяці тому +67

      ​@@Justin-pe9cl Cuz they aren't going for beauty, just design.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Good_Hot_Chocolate Those are almost the same things

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 3 місяці тому +52

      @@Justin-pe9cl I was a bit unclear. My apologies. They are going for a functional design, not a beautiful one, at least by our standards of beauty. Perhaps to an orc that is both beautiful and functional. Or the beauty is in the functionality. That's just another perspective, tho.

  • @MattSinz
    @MattSinz 3 місяці тому +1868

    I always found it funny how Skyrim has all these giant unrealistic swords, but then they have realistic looking katanas(Blades sword, Dragonsbane, Harkon's Sword, Akaviri Sword, Akaviri Katana, Bolar's Oathblade).

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 3 місяці тому +155

      People at large tent to have more media examples presented of what mostly realistic katana proportion should be.
      However when it comes to European and other swords, they are often presented much thicker and clunkier.
      Such as the meme of the two-handed sword being moved around like a sledgehammer and slow groaning thunking motions.
      "So it must be thick and heavy if that's how it's moved around"
      Add to that a period of time where big gaudi swords that were purely ceremonial and never used in combat or even training, someone may be given a chance to hold one of these and think it is a representation of a battlefield sword.
      I remember when the young English blacksmith Alex Steele got a chance to go visit , I believe it was, the Wallace collection , and how he was astonished at how light and thin the swords in it actually were, compared to the 'swords' he had been forging on his own over the years.
      (His background in smithing was from a farrier perspective with making tools specifically for managing horse hooves and the like - hammers, rasps, files, forge tongs and so on )

    • @castlesbard1547
      @castlesbard1547 3 місяці тому +121

      I absolutely despise the absolute lack of care for Western swords/weapons in games that (are supposed to) have them as a majority of the usable weapons. Looking at you Elden Ring.

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 3 місяці тому +25

      Weirdly shaped swords? Sure. But giant? You're playing the wrong version...

    • @Giggles_iJest
      @Giggles_iJest 3 місяці тому +32

      TES devs confirmed *weebs*

    • @STVODVIL
      @STVODVIL 3 місяці тому +21

      True Mall Ninja at Bethesda.

  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 3 місяці тому +808

    Lorewise, the orcs in the Elder Scrolls series are considered some of the greatest smiths in Tamriel. They're not like Tolkien orcs or Warcraft orcs; they have a lot more culture and craft.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin 3 місяці тому +110

      Yeah, the Armor and Weapons in morrowind really reflected the fine craftsmanship of the orcs.

    • @rexanderson4585
      @rexanderson4585 3 місяці тому +20

      Thank you. I was about to say the same thing

    • @matthewpletsch7523
      @matthewpletsch7523 3 місяці тому +60

      I like that Orc Swords are ugly but really functional. It's super on brand

    • @General_Kenobi_212
      @General_Kenobi_212 3 місяці тому +25

      The lore with their god Malacath and their origins is super deep as well

    • @deadsoul7409
      @deadsoul7409 3 місяці тому

      ELDER SCROLLS LORE MENTIONED​@@General_Kenobi_212

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 3 місяці тому +263

    Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

    • @kit-san4846
      @kit-san4846 2 місяці тому +13

      *Quick saves.*

    • @wilder11
      @wilder11 Місяць тому +8

      Hearing this triggers me. XD

    • @andreguia1731
      @andreguia1731 Місяць тому +4

      @@wilder11 a new hand touches my beacon!

    • @wilder11
      @wilder11 Місяць тому +3

      @@andreguia1731 MAKE IT STOOOOP

    • @matthewknighton7882
      @matthewknighton7882 Місяць тому

      ​@@wilder11Dawnbringer is still one of the better quest rewards from Deadra other than Boethiah's rest are pretty dog doodoo like the mace of molar bal is trash, Dagons dagger is cool though

  • @marcopc220
    @marcopc220 3 місяці тому +108

    There is a mod called “Believable Weapons” that, as you said, modify the looks of weapons making them more realistic.
    Would be maybe a cool idea for a brief comparison video vanilla vs mod

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 Місяць тому +2

      lol homie trying to get free mod reviews

    • @marcopc220
      @marcopc220 Місяць тому +9

      @@grilledleeks6514 why not 😂? Btw mod is not mine, idk how to mod. It’s just that the nod fixed a lot of their critique points

    • @troll4life662
      @troll4life662 Місяць тому

      ​​@@marcopc220TBH it's not that believable...
      Some of those weapons on top of not looking as cool as the vanilla game look like they're just worse quality...
      If you were to forge weapons like that in the viking age you would be the laughing stock of the whole village and you would get next to no business.
      Some of them look less like weapons and more like tooth picks that would break in one or two hits...
      If the weapons from Breath of the Wild looked like how some of them do in the mod it would make perfect sense on why they break so easily.

    • @Goobort
      @Goobort 19 днів тому

      It's a good mod too

    • @teddylyon1189
      @teddylyon1189 16 днів тому +1

      Honestly yeah, I found this mod a few weeks ago and the weapons look so much better. Leanwolf’s is another good one, but I like believable weapons more

  • @scorpiothegreat1
    @scorpiothegreat1 3 місяці тому +560

    “Another hand touches the beacon.” Where is DAWNBREAKER???!

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt 3 місяці тому +27

      Fuck that beacon. Along with those Thief's Guild gems!

    • @irishurbadlmao
      @irishurbadlmao 3 місяці тому +14

      @@Disgruntled_Grunt so much early game gold tho

    • @rustyrodgers7566
      @rustyrodgers7566 3 місяці тому +25

      They should do another one with the unique weapons like dawnbreaker and mehrunes razor

    • @blessedbow720
      @blessedbow720 3 місяці тому +12

      @@rustyrodgers7566 they skipped daggers though but it would be cool to have dagger episode

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 місяці тому +3

      what about Conan's sword?

  • @ZeredHeizien
    @ZeredHeizien 3 місяці тому +361

    Missed the artifact swords:
    Dawnbreaker
    Harkon's Sword
    Miraak's Sword
    Nightingale Blade
    Bloodskal Blade
    Also the Imperial Sword and Scimitar
    There's also the Creation Club swords which are mostly just stuff from previous games but those don't really need to be included.

    • @The_GG_Janitor
      @The_GG_Janitor 3 місяці тому +14

      Bloodskal is my favorite to use, but I doubt it would score higher than a 6

    • @TheHarbinger484
      @TheHarbinger484 3 місяці тому +19

      Forsworn sword

    • @kingmasterlord
      @kingmasterlord 3 місяці тому

      Bloodskal Blade breton resistances tank build was my favorite

    • @Guardian582
      @Guardian582 3 місяці тому +19

      dont forget the Ebony Blade

    • @guardiantree8879
      @guardiantree8879 3 місяці тому +10

      Falmer sword too.

  • @natecus4926
    @natecus4926 3 місяці тому +119

    The steel sword has so much air resistance that it has automatic edge alignment if you swing fast enough.

  • @DarkeningDemise
    @DarkeningDemise 3 місяці тому +41

    Sword Chapters
    00:00 - Intro
    01:00 - Iron Sword
    02:10 - Iron Great Sword
    05:53 - Steel Sword
    07:48 - Steel Great Sword
    09:52 - Elven Sword
    11:23 - Elven Great Sword
    12:38 - Silver Sword
    14:04 - Silver Great Sword
    15:00 - Orc Sword
    16:55 - Orc Great Sword
    17:24 - Dwarven Sword
    18:08 - Dwarven Great Sword
    19:39 - Nord Hero Sword
    20:13 - Nord Hero Great Sword
    21:37 - Nordic Sword
    22:52 - Nordic Great Sword
    23:29 - Glass Sword
    24:47 - Glass Great Sword
    25:53 - Stalhrim Sword
    26:33 - Stalhrim Great Sword
    27:01 - Ebony Sword
    28:16 - Ebony Great Sword
    29:19 - Daedric Sword
    30:09 - Daedric Great Sword
    31:25 - Dragon Bone Sword
    32:15 - Dragon Bone Great Sword
    33:51 - Overall
    37:22 - Outro

    • @Sentinel82
      @Sentinel82 3 місяці тому

      Thanks! 👍🏻

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 Місяць тому

      You should look at the Warhammers for each material

    • @badmaw7073
      @badmaw7073 7 днів тому

      there is also gold, amber, madness, silver, and dark all but silver added with saints and seducers wich is at the most part cannon as its related to the shivering isle

  • @noahsibahi-jackson8757
    @noahsibahi-jackson8757 3 місяці тому +76

    29:42 Funnily enough the daedric weapons and armour are actually supposed to be designed with poor functionality from an in lore stand point where it stated that due to their otherworldly and chaotic nature, they are disorderly by design with magics imbued innate to the material making them more functional than they should be with their otherwise unfunctional design I.e the armour appears extremely uncomfortable to wear however few mortals who have worn it have described it as being deceptively quite the opposite due to its innate magical properties. That being said I know for the purposes of this video the functionality of the weapon is assessed based on if it was in real life, just thought I would put that out there. Love the video though.

    • @Cyberwar101
      @Cyberwar101 3 місяці тому +5

      Nah, thats cope. The morrowind and even oblivion ones were way better. Plus the daedric equipment is forged by mortals using daedric hearts to corrupt ebony.
      Also, where on earth did you get that lore? ESO? Creation club?

    • @vampe777
      @vampe777 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@Cyberwar101putting ESO and creation club in the same row is like putting Silmarillion on the same level of canon as Rings of Power.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@vampe777 it was an inquiry as to where the idea of that lore came from. Either seems plausible honestly.

    • @Can_O_Crayola
      @Can_O_Crayola Місяць тому +6

      @@ArtisChronicles If we call being an asshole an inquiry, sure.

    • @wilder11
      @wilder11 Місяць тому

      Quit blabbing. They look retarded and they would be much more threatening if they looked functional.

  • @justinanderson2460
    @justinanderson2460 3 місяці тому +121

    "Nord Hero Sword"
    Shad: *draugr noises*
    Would love to see a mini-series about all the different weapon types in Skyrim (e.g. Axes, hammers, bows, daggers, staves, shields, etc). Thanks for the great videos guys, keep it up!! 🤘⚔

  • @stevenchoza6391
    @stevenchoza6391 3 місяці тому +409

    Actually, the Silver Sword is used by the Silver Hand, a minor anti-werewolf faction you fight as part of the Companion questline.

    • @Bitterman5868
      @Bitterman5868 3 місяці тому +12

      TES Blades adds proper Silver weapons, someone modded them into skyrim, but it was never updated

    • @stevenchoza6391
      @stevenchoza6391 3 місяці тому +30

      @@Bitterman5868
      Perhaps… but I was referring to the Silver Weapons in the base game because they erroneously claimed they were Imperial Weapons (which they strangely overlooked).

    • @hathus5536
      @hathus5536 3 місяці тому +14

      @@stevenchoza6391 possibly claimed they are imperial weapons because in ES 4 all the guards in the cities use silver weapons

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 3 місяці тому +6

      If it’s suppose to belong to an anti-werewolf group, why is it effective against the undead? Such an effect *would* make it seem better suited for the vigilants of Stendarr.

    • @alexlarson5910
      @alexlarson5910 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@stevenchoza6391imperial sword is simply a gladius taken to arming sword length. And the game does not have an imperial greatsword.

  • @WillStopka
    @WillStopka 3 місяці тому +498

    I'm a simple man. I see skyrim and shad in one video, I drop what I'm doing and watch

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 3 місяці тому +13

      A man of class and decisiveness. A noble bearing, indeed.

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 місяці тому +4

      I have missed my duo lesson for this

    • @ktopfield145
      @ktopfield145 3 місяці тому +1

      Aye, they both just keep on giving.

    • @General_Kenobi_212
      @General_Kenobi_212 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BeamswordgowooshJust watch out for that owl....👀 🦉😂

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 місяці тому +1

      @@General_Kenobi_212 he took my family I’m ok with this as long as duo feeds them

  • @kabalow
    @kabalow 3 місяці тому +13

    ive been playing with the "leanwolf's better-shaped weapons" mod for so many years that seeing the base models here has me thrown for so many loops lmaoooo

  • @HermioneTheCat
    @HermioneTheCat 3 місяці тому +14

    i didn't realize how much i wanted to see this from you guys!

  • @KettleHatt
    @KettleHatt 3 місяці тому +834

    Everytime I see a Skyrim weapon I am reminded why LeanWolf's Weapons is the first thing I add to any mod list

    • @LarrysLibrary
      @LarrysLibrary 3 місяці тому +37

      SO MUCH THIS

    • @jameslars7391
      @jameslars7391 3 місяці тому +36

      I always add a Lotr's weapons mods they always look so good.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 3 місяці тому +18

      Thanks, now I have the name of the mod that I saw mentioned in another comment. Thank you for the effort you have saved me!

    • @kertgp8275
      @kertgp8275 3 місяці тому +9

      I'm glad I'm not the only one this was on of the first things I looked for when I start modding

    • @theULTIMATElife50
      @theULTIMATElife50 3 місяці тому +11

      Same and then I see that I have TAWOBA on the list.

  • @mikithekynd
    @mikithekynd 3 місяці тому +139

    Speaking of swords, there's a game about designing swords, Bladesong, it's not out yet but you can ask them for a game code.
    I know it's a random thing to say, but hey... SWORDS!

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 місяці тому +1

      Is it a mobile game or something?

    • @Beamswordgowoosh
      @Beamswordgowoosh 3 місяці тому +1

      @@reliantbelial2341 neat I don’t got steam though

    • @oblivion9662
      @oblivion9662 3 місяці тому +2

      Fr my sword addiction was fulfilled during the playtest, I made 15 swords in a few hours

    • @superbugguy
      @superbugguy 3 місяці тому

      shad shuold play it

    • @SmooreMC85
      @SmooreMC85 3 місяці тому

      Tell me more!!

  • @dameach23
    @dameach23 3 місяці тому +132

    You guys missed a couple, the blade katanas, scimitar, forsworn to name a few. part 2???

    • @lildrummerboy5673
      @lildrummerboy5673 3 місяці тому +15

      Wooden sword aswell, it would also be interesting to hear them talk about daggers, maybe even the axes and great axes

    • @willr2411
      @willr2411 3 місяці тому +11

      And the Imperial short sword

    • @lildrummerboy5673
      @lildrummerboy5673 3 місяці тому +9

      @@dameach23 just adding to this list, they missed dawnbreaker, the nightingale blade, falmer sword, and the ghost blades.

    • @samuels1123
      @samuels1123 3 місяці тому +3

      There's also the conjured weapons though I think they are supposed to be similar to daedric

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 місяці тому +2

      what about dark sister?

  • @deaconvelos8352
    @deaconvelos8352 3 місяці тому +7

    This needs a part two because there are so many more swords!!

  • @guptacorp
    @guptacorp 3 місяці тому +3

    Good show! You need part 2: Nightingale, Chillrend, Soulrender, Bloodscythe, Miraak's, Harkon's, Dawnbreaker, Umbra (Living Bloodthirsty Sword!), and Bloodskal (Freaking Shooting Sword!!)... possibly a few other good ones missed. Cheers mates

  • @Madmax45247
    @Madmax45247 3 місяці тому +76

    I can't believe they never brought up how thin the Orc sword's handle is. That sword would be extremely hard to wield.

    • @Tim7318-3
      @Tim7318-3 2 місяці тому +1

      Tbf Orc swords are designed with Orcs in mind so what may look like a sword that’s difficult to wield to most people might not be as problematic to an Orc.

    • @Madmax45247
      @Madmax45247 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Tim7318-3 Unless Orcs have tiny hands for some reason. Yes, it would be extremely difficult to wield.

    • @Tim7318-3
      @Tim7318-3 2 місяці тому

      @@Madmax45247 I’d like to assume that Orcs will usually one-hand their swords and that the sword was also designed to also be capable of being wielded by female Orcs too.

    • @Madmax45247
      @Madmax45247 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Tim7318-3 You've never held a sword in your life, have you?

    • @Tim7318-3
      @Tim7318-3 2 місяці тому

      @@Madmax45247 admittedly the only “proper sword” I’ve ever held was a wooden sword, literally the same one that Sora has in KH1. It was somewhat heavier than it looked, last time I held it was when I stab the ground next to the spot that we buried one of my family dogs (it was basically her makeshift tombstone).

  • @Will_Forge
    @Will_Forge 3 місяці тому +61

    On the topic of the round handles, since it's a video game they're probably actually hexagons or octagons since round 3D models are not as efficient and this game came out on the XBox 360. So while they may look round in screen shots, this is an illusion anyway, and they're likely not so bad to hold and control edge alignment.

    • @Will_Forge
      @Will_Forge 3 місяці тому +14

      Oh Shad, also with these videogame swords you could grab the 3D files and actually manipulate them in 3D to really get a feel for them instead of relying exclusively on images if that would be better. It might make the videos longer, though, so obviously a trade off to consider.

    • @fus132
      @fus132 3 місяці тому +6

      In-universe they wouldn't be made out of polygons so that's a moot point.

  • @permixtg4322
    @permixtg4322 3 місяці тому +174

    One thing that wasn't mentioned about the elven swords is that they have weird spiky scales on the grip, which I imagine would just shred your hand.

    • @weles4254
      @weles4254 3 місяці тому +16

      or combined with proper gloves, enable you a better grip, probably(?)

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 3 місяці тому +9

      I thinkk the elves that hold them wear gloves

    • @Trinimp
      @Trinimp 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@vortiger7375 gauntlets, ussually

    • @Aethuviel
      @Aethuviel 3 місяці тому +1

      I don't see any spikes, just texture/decor.

    • @permixtg4322
      @permixtg4322 3 місяці тому

      @Aethuviel If you Google "Skyrim elven sword" click on the first image and zoom in on the bottom. You can see them poking down.

  • @ultimatesaint2
    @ultimatesaint2 2 місяці тому +2

    I would love to see a second video talking about all the other swords that dont fall into the crafting section like, Blades sword, Dawnbreaker, Windshear, Nightingale blade, Darksword, Golden Sword, Foresword (Cause id be funny), Imperial Sword, and Falmer.

  • @kevinnorwood8782
    @kevinnorwood8782 3 місяці тому +1

    Was VERY pleasantly surprised to see you add your channel to the list of channels that have given serious reviews of the swords in Skyrim, Shad! I hope you and your friends will also create a video dedicated to giving serious reviews of Skyrim’s shields, bows, and axes as well!
    In terms of future pop culture sword design review videos, Shad, one that I would really like to see from your channel is a video where you discuss the many different designs for Excalibur. And not just in films, but also times where it has appeared in video games as well! One particular video game design that I’d love to see you review and discuss is its design in the MOBA Smite: Battleground Of The Gods. King Arthur is a playable character in Smite, and that game actually has one of the largest (relative to the height of a man) designs for Excalibur that I’ve ever seen (Arthur explicitly refers to it as a Greatsword in the game).

  • @cassiusbrown867
    @cassiusbrown867 3 місяці тому +21

    People like the two of you is why mods like "Believable Weapons" exist. Anyone with issues with Skyrim's designs should check it out, 10/10.

  • @rmg480
    @rmg480 3 місяці тому +23

    3:20 believable weapons is the one I use. It doesn't change the general design in most, and in the ones it does it does so without making them feel out of place.
    Another caveat is, IN MODERN SCREENS we can see a properly thin blade, I can in my modded skyrim on my PC, but back in 2011 when I was playing on my xbox360 on a CRT TV? hell nah. CRT TVs were just beginning to become outdated back then and many people still had them.

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 3 місяці тому +38

    There's a reason why I add realistic weapons in the game through mods, specifically my main sword is Aragorn's Ranger sword. As far as canonical weapons go, Oblivion's Fine Steel Longsword is my favorite weapon and I was sad it didn't carry over into Skyrim.

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 3 місяці тому +2

      That’s the sword I stick with all through the game.

    • @bruticus1496
      @bruticus1496 3 місяці тому

      In the pirate creation content is a fine steel longsword

    • @jojosalvaggio1403
      @jojosalvaggio1403 3 місяці тому

      Oh yea! That was a cool addition in oblivion! The first thing I would do was join the fighter's guild and acquire some fine steel in the guild hall.

  • @henryb.2608
    @henryb.2608 3 місяці тому +2

    Skyrim x Shadiversity... 40min? Hell yeah, I'd love to see the armor sets too

  • @africanwarlord4283
    @africanwarlord4283 3 місяці тому +3

    cant wait for the 4 hour video going over every weapon

  • @thomasgriffin420
    @thomasgriffin420 3 місяці тому +163

    I like my swords like I like my women
    Well proportioned and practical!

    • @garymaidman625
      @garymaidman625 3 місяці тому +8

      With a sharp edge?

    • @_Jesper_
      @_Jesper_ 3 місяці тому +3

      You wouldn’t like shads art then

    • @mattmattmatt131313
      @mattmattmatt131313 3 місяці тому

      Fantasy games like them thick and overweight... to not alienate "modern audiences".

    • @smuxxor6169
      @smuxxor6169 3 місяці тому +4

      Extra thicc!

    • @evanulven8249
      @evanulven8249 3 місяці тому +5

      Well forged and battle tested?

  • @quattroconcept4
    @quattroconcept4 3 місяці тому +162

    Now we need another video comparing vanilla swords with the LeanWolf's Better-Shaped Weapons mod.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman 3 місяці тому +14

      Believable weapons does it even better.

    • @anderporascu5026
      @anderporascu5026 3 місяці тому +4

      I mod Skyrim SE to be more realistic and lore accurate with some medieval historical stuff included so Skyrim can feel like what I see ES as, history brought into a fantasy world.

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 3 місяці тому +3

      Leanwolf's better shaped/Believable weapons make the weapons just a bit boring imo.
      I'm personally in love with Reforging - to the masses weapons, which are additional weapons made using vanilla assets.

    • @anderporascu5026
      @anderporascu5026 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Verchiel_ Realism is always boring which is why people do rule of cool in fantasy to begin with. Realistic or no they are made to be worth hunting and grinding for.

    • @rottenhead8385
      @rottenhead8385 3 місяці тому +1

      I liked the non symetrical aspect to the dragon bone single handed sword that they kept fixing to match on both sides. It looked better before.

  • @tim92nordlund
    @tim92nordlund 3 місяці тому +13

    This was fun! Please make one for the unique swords like the ebony blade, dawnbreaker, nightingale etc

  • @ruslanr.6254
    @ruslanr.6254 3 місяці тому +1

    Hi guys, great analyzis. I would really love to see a video about the Oblivion`s swords as well. The swords there are much thinner and more realistic in general. Also - the Daedric Claymore in Oblivion looks just nuts cool and is one of my favorite sword designs in terms of looks, and pretty practical as well.

  • @ritorules1442
    @ritorules1442 3 місяці тому +5

    I think daedric swords shape is an illusion they apparently scylpt themselves to fit the user it seems like it would get caught with all the spikes amd stuff but they're apparently incredibly well balanced if a bit heavy

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 3 місяці тому +81

    My headcanon is that dwarven metal is MUCH lighter than it should be, which allows them to make much larger and thicker swords and most especially ARMOR which makes it so much more robust than other armors. Something about as strong as steel but that is as light as cloth means you could have metal armor as thick as gambeson that would make you almost unstoppable.

    • @William1-s8n
      @William1-s8n 3 місяці тому +18

      It's the same with elven, the blades are elven metal is lighter, hence able to be bigger and thicker.

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 3 місяці тому +14

      @@Spiritus-Gladius Talking Skyrim here. Deep elves.

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 3 місяці тому +17

      @@C_F_M It doesn't corrode, and it has odd electrical/thermal/vibrational conductivity properties depending on how it's shaped it can be a perfect insulator or a super conductor. Mostly useful for machines, also has uses when you need to protect yourself from environmental hazards.

    • @morrigankasa570
      @morrigankasa570 3 місяці тому +9

      Skyrim Dwarven Armor is actually 1 of the heaviest! It weighs 45 pounds while most other heavy armors weigh less than that.
      Similarly Dwarven Metal pieces have crazy weights, a Solid Dwarven Metal chunk weighs 25 pounds as 1 item yet when it gets smelted it turns into 5 ingots weighing 1 pound each.

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 3 місяці тому +5

      @@morrigankasa570 Yeah but look how thick they are. If you had a steel chunk that big you couldn't even lift it

  • @NemoConsequentae
    @NemoConsequentae 3 місяці тому +94

    There are many sword mods for Skyrim that swap better sword designs in to replace the OEM "shovels".

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 3 місяці тому +4

      There are so many sword mods I've forgotten what the base models looked like.

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 3 місяці тому +1

      there are so many sword mods that they take up half the “weapons” mod category.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 3 місяці тому +4

      I think I'm gonna just go with Lean Wolf 's Weapons since I saw it mentioned by name in another comment.
      I literally created a file on my desktop to remind me for when I play Skyrim.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Grandwigg Check believable weapons as well, way better imo.

  • @Grandwigg
    @Grandwigg 3 місяці тому +27

    Tyranth's grin as he says 'yeah' to Shad's 'mall ninja trash' re :Daedric had me laughing. Because we both know it's it's true, but STILL AWESOME!

  • @darthcerebus
    @darthcerebus 3 місяці тому

    First video I've seen here recommended by a friend and love the energy here. Would love to see a part 2 of this looking at the "unique" weapons like the daedric artifacts, unique quest rewards like the Nightingale Blade, and the katanas.

  • @mickeyspeer5670
    @mickeyspeer5670 3 місяці тому

    Love these videos, stuff like this is why i watched shad to begin with. Hope you guys keep these more consistent

  • @TheManInBIack
    @TheManInBIack 3 місяці тому +10

    I was missing this type of content from this channel... please, keep the good work!

  • @arvidmarkoff9608
    @arvidmarkoff9608 3 місяці тому +16

    Oblivion was way more down to earth with both armor and weapon designs. I have a hard time believing any of the oblivion swords ranking lower than a 5 on this scale.

    • @drvenisporet3395
      @drvenisporet3395 3 місяці тому +5

      Maybe Dawnfang/Duskfang would be low on the scale since it's really chonky, but in general yeah. Oblivion (and Morrowind) swords are much better than Skyrim swords

    • @connorcunningham4192
      @connorcunningham4192 17 днів тому

      It had leftover realism for weapons because it forgot to use any for the faces

  • @266thebeast
    @266thebeast 3 місяці тому +12

    I'd love to see a video of you redesigning these and others to be as functional as possible (while keeping the style of them, naturally)

  • @andrews6048
    @andrews6048 3 місяці тому

    Hi Shad, I really love these kinds of videos. You should definitely do one where you look at the swords from all across the series. Or maybe look at and compare the different versions of the Master Sword, that would be awesome to.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 3 місяці тому +3

    Some day, some mad lad smith might make replicas of each and every sword in Skyrim for testing purposes.
    A herculean task for sure, but still.

  • @bgonzales817
    @bgonzales817 3 місяці тому +38

    Elder scrolls orcs are actually renowned for their smiths

  • @Ship-security
    @Ship-security 3 місяці тому +8

    The Ebony one-handed axe and round shield was my jam

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 3 місяці тому +7

    Maces, Warhammers, War Axes, BattleAxes.
    Maybe even shields and armors if you're up for it.

  • @THATlaptopDJ
    @THATlaptopDJ 3 місяці тому

    You guys NEED to do this for The Witcher III's swords/weapons, there's so much variety in the designs!

  • @Laban6112
    @Laban6112 3 місяці тому

    I would love for you to continue this as a mini-series and review the rest the weapon types in the game like axes and hammers, shields, maybe even ranged weapons. Armor would be a juicy video :)
    There's also unique weapons and items, that didn't make the cut into this one.

  • @radekvaverka8921
    @radekvaverka8921 3 місяці тому +4

    Now we need the other weapon types. Shad and my favorite game is always a great combination. I still go back to rewatch you rip apart the “cities” of Skyrim.

  • @MacCoalieCoalson
    @MacCoalieCoalson 3 місяці тому +5

    I honestly like the basic design of the Nordic Greatsword, something about a single-edge Messer-Zweihander hybrid thing speaks to me on a personal level

  • @SI-fz1zv
    @SI-fz1zv 3 місяці тому +18

    best weapon type is actually Stalhrim. When it comes to straight damage the best is Daedric, however when enchanted Stalhrim has a hidden 25% boost to frost/chaos enchantments, and if you use the twin souls perk that 25% applies to the second enchantment as well, boosting its potential damage over that of Daedric.

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 3 місяці тому

      Counterpoint, 14000% fortify enchanting potion.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@owenblount7334 Not really a counterpoint since that would also apply to stalhrim

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 3 місяці тому

      @@Mare_Manmy brother in Christ it doesn’t matter with the power of fortify loop bullshit I mean you could make a fortify one handed ring and one shot everything with a fishing rod

    • @MattcraftMSTR
      @MattcraftMSTR 3 місяці тому +2

      @@owenblount7334counter-counter point: playing the game without using game-breaking glitches.

    • @MultiSpeedMetal
      @MultiSpeedMetal 3 місяці тому

      @@MattcraftMSTRIt's not even a glitch, it's just how the enchanting and potion mechanics are set up. It clearly wasn't play-tested.

  • @samuraizwb
    @samuraizwb 3 місяці тому

    I genuinely hope they do videos for the Maces and Axes, i'd LOVE to see their insight on the rest of they wacky Skyrim designs

  • @sumochop360
    @sumochop360 3 місяці тому +1

    You gotta do another with the none base swords as there's a lot worth reviewing

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 3 місяці тому +36

    Canonically, Orcs are some of the best smiths in Tamriel. Famed throughout the Empire for their skill.
    Do Armors next!

    • @TheRealRedAce
      @TheRealRedAce 3 місяці тому +1

      EXCUSE ME! I'M the best smith in Tamriel!

    • @Blazzes1001
      @Blazzes1001 3 місяці тому +2

      Agreed, they need to do that video

  • @bgonzales817
    @bgonzales817 3 місяці тому +28

    Fun fact about the pronunciation of Daedra/Daedric, the games use both. Some NPCs using "day"dric other "dee"dric.

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 20 днів тому

      No one has ever said deedric

    • @bgonzales817
      @bgonzales817 20 днів тому

      @santi_super_stunts2573 sounds like you need to play more and pay more attention then and not just Skyrim. Definitely said both ways.

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 3 місяці тому +16

    Orcs in Skyrim are interesting because they are supposed to also have some extremely good smiths. Which I think is sort of a "they can do all this with nothing, give them reasources and they make some real impressive stuff." I doubt the Orc Swords having a great design is intentional but its interesting.

    • @springheelzach812
      @springheelzach812 3 місяці тому +3

      Morrowind and oblivion had much more intricate designs for orc arms and armor.

    • @TheDuckofDoom.
      @TheDuckofDoom. 3 місяці тому +1

      Yet there weapons and armor are super low grade, heavy, and low damage.

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 3 місяці тому +1

      @TheDuckofDoom. I mean, it's better than dwarven at base. It's not as good as Ebony, but I don't think it's supposed to be.

    • @TheDuckofDoom.
      @TheDuckofDoom. 3 місяці тому +1

      @@alexandercross9081 I base it mostly on weight to damage ratio, skyrim is completely unbalanced regarding heavy vs light arms and armor.
      Dwarven has the advantage of tons of cheaply obtainable metal, and it only takes one skill perk, while orc requires 2.

    • @alexandercross9081
      @alexandercross9081 3 місяці тому +1

      @TheDuckofDoom. kind of coming at it from a realism filter, using statistics as a guideline. The mechanics say. Dwarven metal is lighter & easier to work with, and orchalcum is better than it in every other conceivable way. Also, more often than not dwarf metal is acquired by dangerous archeological digs that often require you to fight automatons that likely out match the average person quite significantly. Where as orchalcum is just moderately rare, and most of the good deposites have orcs sitting on them. All I'm saying is it seems to be easier to persuade an orc to give you some shiny rocks than it is to convence a half-sentient-claymore-roomba to let you disassemble it and melt down its parts, the fact that the dragonborn treats it like a cake walk should not be an indication of how easy it is for average people to do.

  • @Mlurd1
    @Mlurd1 3 місяці тому

    I desparetely need more videos like this. Swords from Witcher series next maybe?

  • @Alcremieknight
    @Alcremieknight 2 місяці тому +2

    I would like to hear your thoughts on the Ebony blade from Skyrim. It's by far the most realistic katana in the game in my opinion.

  • @dustinthewind357
    @dustinthewind357 3 місяці тому +5

    You should review the Daggers but make sure to measure them against a dead body in game because they are all way longer than you would think. They are basically short sword to just arming sword length

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 3 місяці тому +7

    This video better include my favorite Swords, THE STALHRIM SWORDS! 0:58

    • @garymaidman625
      @garymaidman625 3 місяці тому +1

      How about you watch the video before commenting, just a suggestion.

  • @kpny8484
    @kpny8484 3 місяці тому +9

    4:15 I think this is fair.

    • @nudoge
      @nudoge 3 місяці тому

      1 to 1 isn't unfair

  • @Blazzes1001
    @Blazzes1001 3 місяці тому +1

    I'd love them reviewing Leanwolves Better Shaped Weapons mod, it's essential for every one of my playthroughs

    • @trmp3tply3r3
      @trmp3tply3r3 2 місяці тому

      I prefer jg1's Believable Weapons.

  • @jierdareisa4313
    @jierdareisa4313 3 місяці тому

    I love ALL Shadiversity videos!!!! ❤

  • @Agent_Chieftain
    @Agent_Chieftain 3 місяці тому +10

    Aw, I'm a little disappointed you didn't cover the Anniversary Edition swords. The current gen version of Skyrim added 4 more types: Madness, Amber, Saint and Seducer.

    • @mesahmesiah6281
      @mesahmesiah6281 3 місяці тому

      Love me dat amber stuff

    • @ItsRileyNJ
      @ItsRileyNJ 3 місяці тому

      I forgot about these. I totally agree.

    • @josephmorse3089
      @josephmorse3089 3 місяці тому +1

      Golden and Dark, not Saint and Seducer

  • @MV-69-MV
    @MV-69-MV 3 місяці тому +142

    There is a mod that makes all swords thinner

    • @Rigel_6
      @Rigel_6 3 місяці тому +23

      "That's a paddle"

    • @m-h1217
      @m-h1217 3 місяці тому +22

      Yes, they indeed said that. 3:14

    • @berrie-nice-to-meet-you
      @berrie-nice-to-meet-you 3 місяці тому +20

      That mod is always one of the first I install, I hate how broad and bulky the default models are

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 3 місяці тому +9

      Mod 2.... Add spears...

    • @EpicRandomness555
      @EpicRandomness555 3 місяці тому

      Good

  • @zacharymccants77
    @zacharymccants77 3 місяці тому +12

    How does the Orc Sword get such a high ranking? Look at that extremely thin handle.

    • @SerAvaros
      @SerAvaros 3 місяці тому +5

      Not to mention the weirdly angular blade shape? I mean, how does something so crude go higher than the silver sword? Wtf?

    • @doormatcat
      @doormatcat 3 місяці тому +4

      Because it's one of the few swords with a reasonable weight distribution. As they said it's for chopping not slicing. So it would fulfill it's purpose aptly

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 3 місяці тому +2

      @@doormatcat that still doesn’t excuse the ridiculously thin handle.

    • @doormatcat
      @doormatcat 3 місяці тому +4

      @@zacharymccants77 well they did say in the beginning of the video that they wouldn't criticize the handle too much since it's a game and otherwise they would all be a 2/10

    • @zacharymccants77
      @zacharymccants77 3 місяці тому +4

      @@doormatcat weren’t they specifically talking about round handles?

  • @MrBlaiseable
    @MrBlaiseable 3 місяці тому

    Heya guys! Always love your content! Idk if it's been said yet, but a good way to give charity for a set of blades that all have the same issue is maybe rate out of a lesser number, like 8 or 9 to excuse the handle and thickness of the blades. I always enjoy these videos!

  • @DanMan7308
    @DanMan7308 3 місяці тому

    I love this channel and I love this game. Glad you guys covered this content!

  • @vladkudrya9615
    @vladkudrya9615 3 місяці тому +25

    How could you forget about the sword "Dawnbreaker"? This is the canonical sword for the game. 10/10

    • @The_True_
      @The_True_ 3 місяці тому

      Ikr! My favorite sword design in vanilla Skyrim!

    • @FailedMaster
      @FailedMaster 3 місяці тому +5

      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

    • @The_GG_Janitor
      @The_GG_Janitor 3 місяці тому +2

      I know that Dawnbreaker would get a very low score based on IRL materials sadly, but I’d still love to see a review!

  • @lughnacide9778
    @lughnacide9778 3 місяці тому +18

    Wait, Tyranth has put in thousands of hours and has never seen any of the weapons mods?

    • @William1-s8n
      @William1-s8n 3 місяці тому +14

      Some people don't like playing and messing with mods. I still prefer to play vanilla as possible

    • @Agent_Chieftain
      @Agent_Chieftain 3 місяці тому +13

      Mod-free Nation rise up.

    • @thanoseid2883
      @thanoseid2883 3 місяці тому +5

      @@William1-s8n same. putting mods in can get messy and mess with your game. so i understand if some people don't. i haven't

    • @83shadow3
      @83shadow3 3 місяці тому +4

      I agree mod free because some of the people that made an make mods. Don't know or fallow the actual lore of the Elder Scolls universe. I mean who puts a Jawwa from Star Wars in it an thinks it's Elder Scolls lore friendly just. For one example along with the land in the area of Skyrim is. Supposed to be hard to grow things in. But moders make it look like it's full of super soil an fertilizer. With all the plants growing everywhere it literally an figuratively goes against. The game it's supposed to be hard to grow things not super easy.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@William1-s8nplaying without mods is like eating 2 slices of white bread instead of a sandwich. Get some cheese, Pastrami, Mayo, lettuce and tomato on that thing. Don't eat like a prisoner eat like you live in a 1st world country!

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 3 місяці тому +39

    Blades Sword:
    Chad: …. 😑😑😑

    • @scottishwarrior3547
      @scottishwarrior3547 3 місяці тому

      Hehe, hehe. Shad, not Chad, but hehe

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear 3 місяці тому

      @@scottishwarrior3547 chad is now his alt universe Shad…

  • @andreasosterberg8833
    @andreasosterberg8833 3 місяці тому +2

    Would be cool if you could get these swords made just to see if your predictions about their weights and effectiveness truely would be as you think now and if the rankings would stand.
    Also would be interesting to then rank afterwards what sword did the best damage and which is the most comfortable/least weight to use.

  • @lukazilla
    @lukazilla 3 місяці тому +2

    You guys should do TES IV: Oblivion weapons next, along with the artifact/unique weapons. Loved this video, keep it up guys

  • @benjaminfinlay829
    @benjaminfinlay829 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm curious about what you'd make of the swords of Oblivion.

  • @VegetaLF7
    @VegetaLF7 3 місяці тому +4

    Speaking of mods for the game, there's actually a mod that adds a bunch of Skallagrim's sword collection into the game, at least swords he had in his collection several years ago.

    • @Donchikiman
      @Donchikiman 3 місяці тому

      Ran into that looking for a messer for my build but the mod is fairly old by now and the quality is pretty bad.

  • @jontaehall2740
    @jontaehall2740 3 місяці тому +7

    First, if I remember correctly, the Nordic hero swords are supposed to be more ceremonial since dead Drauger in tombs use them. Also one thing when it comes with determining how heavy the weapon is when you don't factor in some of these weapons were created with fictional material that might make it actually lighter than it looks. Like the glass weapon and Stalgrim ones for example.

  • @Nushnark
    @Nushnark 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh boy, time to recommend the "Believable weapons" mod again. That one is a blessing for every sword enthusiast out there.

  • @ericbrown8974
    @ericbrown8974 3 місяці тому

    I just started replaying Skyrim this week. Fantastic timing!

  • @ericmichels6158
    @ericmichels6158 3 місяці тому +8

    The finest weapons and armor.

  • @CarsonRBrown
    @CarsonRBrown 3 місяці тому +4

    They forgot the literal katana

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg 3 місяці тому +5

    idk about y’all but personally I don’t think a sword made primarily out of ice would be very effective

    • @NOKORUS_The_Eldritch_One
      @NOKORUS_The_Eldritch_One 3 місяці тому +6

      Normal ice nah
      Ice enchanted with the souls of the dead nords entombed in it definitely

    • @RyoKasai25
      @RyoKasai25 3 місяці тому +2

      That's magical ice strong enough to be on the same level as the blood of a dead god.

    • @ByrgenworthGraduate
      @ByrgenworthGraduate 3 місяці тому +4

      Stahlrim according to lore is stronger than steel, u need a special axe to mine it... "The only known way to mine it is with an ancient Nordic pickaxe, made from superior craftsmanship." " It has been described as a rigid, blue-white crystalline metal, faceted yet smooth, and unnaturally cold to touch.[7] Working with stalhrim is much like ebony smithing, and can only be performed by a skilled blacksmith."- elder scrolls wiki
      Ebony ( in Tes) is God's Blood (blood of lorkhan) that has been crystalized in Red Mountain which is also stronger and lighter than steel

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому

      Normal ice is too brittle to make a good blade. But with magic, anything is possible.

  • @jimnip265
    @jimnip265 Місяць тому

    Absolutely love this video. You guys could do diablo, world of warcraft, grim dawn. The possibilities are many!

  • @themusp
    @themusp 3 місяці тому

    Skryim is my absolute favorite game. I've been waiting for this.

  • @DragonBorn-ij3wz
    @DragonBorn-ij3wz 3 місяці тому

    finally ive been waiting for this day for a long time

  • @jdaws4896
    @jdaws4896 3 місяці тому

    Great video as always guys

  • @WJS774
    @WJS774 3 місяці тому

    This was great, I'd really love to see you do the predecessors Oblivion and Morrowind too.

  • @KardoganLR
    @KardoganLR 3 місяці тому

    As a big Skyrim fan: Thank you for this episode!

  • @verrrginia
    @verrrginia 3 місяці тому +1

    I would love to see you guys look at some of the swords in morrowind. They tend to be less stylized in the blade shape and focus on different looks with the cross guard and stuff. They saved the weirder designs for the axes.

  • @Elementaro17
    @Elementaro17 3 місяці тому

    I would LOVE to see you guys do swords from the Fable series!

  • @johnhartigan1962
    @johnhartigan1962 3 місяці тому

    I really enjoyed this episode. It would be cool if you guys rate the basic armors and the artifact weapons and armors as well

  • @lyriazz80
    @lyriazz80 3 місяці тому

    Would love a 2nd Part about the rest of the swords and maybe the other weapons too

  • @gallixypegasuss1546
    @gallixypegasuss1546 3 місяці тому +1

    MAd respect; you got The Princess Bride on the desk

  • @Armertank
    @Armertank 3 місяці тому

    First time watching this channel, but I see the Brandon Sanderson books in the background. So now I am a fan haha.

  • @mrsmissy2669
    @mrsmissy2669 3 місяці тому

    I would have included the Blades sword only because I usually acquire the armor and weapon quite early in the game and upgrade from there. Loved the video.

  • @jonathanfarrell14
    @jonathanfarrell14 3 місяці тому

    I was watching some of you old Conan exiles videos and I would like to suggest a video like this for that game great to see Skyrim return to the channel

  • @DennisNieves-j7r
    @DennisNieves-j7r Місяць тому

    I think you guys nailed it. The iron great sword and both dragon swords are my favorite. I do like both orc swords and stalrim swords.
    The silver swords are really nice but they cannot be upgraded with smithing.
    They are useful for players that play the game at low levels as I do. I don't level up past level 9.
    So an enchantment of fire for even more damage vs vampires makes great silver swords a great low level weapon.
    And the silver arming swords are good to enchant with the turn undead enchantment. I usually pair this with a dagger or iron arming sword with the fear enchantment...to get the thralls out of the way.
    Played at only level nine, undead are very difficult to fight. The two silver swords enchantment as mentioned has saved me many times.
    However, playing at level 9 only, there are better enchanted weapons vs undead, like the Red Eagle arming sword, but it's an ugly draugr sword.
    But hands down the best sword is the iron sword, for me. It's fast. Still does good damage, even if less than all other great swords. An enchantment of drain stamina is best, for the continuous power attacking. And it just looks right.
    Great video guys. Skyrim is my favorite game of all time. Flawed as it may be, it's classic DnD fantasy RPG.

  • @richardchisenhall387
    @richardchisenhall387 3 місяці тому

    Love the list, but i would've liked to see your take on the daggers as well, also another video could be same idea for the armors of Skyrim

  • @EzekielGrim
    @EzekielGrim 3 місяці тому

    Love this new series so much