Are Lord of the Rings Swords ACTUALLY Good?

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  • @shadiversity
    @shadiversity  4 місяці тому +96

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    • @somedeplorable2227
      @somedeplorable2227 4 місяці тому +3

      Shad where can I get the actual brigandine?

    • @collinnicolazzo2065
      @collinnicolazzo2065 4 місяці тому +2

      Nine minute gang

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 4 місяці тому +2

      Uruk hai sword is as unusual as one might think as the Indian Aruval or Thracian Falx is kind of similar though bit a square in the spike to the blade.
      I'd give it it 9/10 for practicality as it would function though a tad different to the real world counterparts.

    • @Spartana498
      @Spartana498 4 місяці тому +3

      I wonder if you could go through all the swords in elder scrolls online as there are so many

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 4 місяці тому +2

      With Thranduils sword. Consider its sheath too... this is one crazy toy... its designed to carry the sword with a naked edge, grips the blade well. You push down on the 6 inch sheath to hold it in place as you draw the sword.. I use it for resistance training vecause thats a chunck 6 inches of thick metal that grips the whole sword... I can move it halfway down the blade or by the tip to change the weight to be really horrible. The balance isnt bad without the sheath.
      Lastly. The metal details on the blade are raised on both sides. It impedes the ability to make a clean cut.. it is NOT A PATTERN its metal, just like the rest. so functionality, its a 3/10... with sheath 0/10... but for looks and Feel, 10/10. Sadly what makes it look and feel amazing are what ruins its functional use.
      Also you missed the Morgul Blade used to stab frodo by the 9... its a bit more prominent than some of the others here.

  • @neemz0117
    @neemz0117 4 місяці тому +648

    Short answer. Yes.

    • @RealSeanithan
      @RealSeanithan 4 місяці тому +39

      Long answer: yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

    • @Blibers
      @Blibers 4 місяці тому +15

      Long answer. Very Yes.

    • @battlebawn
      @battlebawn 4 місяці тому +7

      But what's the 32min answer?

    • @neemz0117
      @neemz0117 4 місяці тому +7

      @@battlebawn yaaaaassssssssss

    • @obluraschibus
      @obluraschibus 4 місяці тому +7

      @@battlebawn the 32 min answer is yes those swords were good but not as good as stick

  • @WinterLady87
    @WinterLady87 4 місяці тому +3219

    You say "Rings of Power is not LotR" with the same level of disgust that I say anything Disney has put out about Star Wars is not Star Wars😂 (ESPECIALLY not the Acolyte).

    • @valrond
      @valrond 4 місяці тому +187

      Indeed. Star Wars = George Lucas.
      Middle Earth = JRR and Christopher Tolkien.

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever 4 місяці тому +114

      100% Disney SW is not SW. SW died when Disney took over.

    • @hexbladescurse
      @hexbladescurse 4 місяці тому +52

      I do love/hate that both franchises follow the same path, (not counting Tolkien's books cause they on another level) but they started with a great trilogy then some meh prequels, then the evil company came in and try to kill it,
      but originals are still great, and the prequels tried, no matter how hard evil tries to taint them,

    • @loganskiwyse7823
      @loganskiwyse7823 4 місяці тому +38

      Does not work.
      Mandalorian was awesome. Book of Boba Fett had great potential. Ashoka was good. Kenobi was great.
      So, you found a one or two you don't like. But the argument you make falls flat.
      I don't like the rings of power either, but then I don't like Game of Thrones or Witcher either.

    • @cal2127
      @cal2127 4 місяці тому +30

      i mean yeah both are corporate fanfiction that dont understand the source material

  • @Fireyabyss420
    @Fireyabyss420 3 місяці тому +127

    The Elrond sword is a tool and backup weapon. The bottom area would be used for fletching arrow shafts, and the blade can be used for cutting wood as well as parrying attacks, so for an archer, it's the perfect sword

    • @angeljamais8541
      @angeljamais8541 3 місяці тому +40

      Also let's not forget it had been made for an Elven lady, (Elrond's grandmother, IIRC) as stated in the script along the blade, so possibly different in weight and weight distribution from an ordinary Elven warrior's sword

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 2 місяці тому +1

      @@angeljamais8541 So, Elrond's sword was made for Dimloth?

    • @svrsl7819
      @svrsl7819 Місяць тому +2

      @@bananasaur5209 Dim loth, what a name

  • @joshuadannelly7530
    @joshuadannelly7530 4 місяці тому +865

    Also remember the Rohan sword were designed for calvary. So it would be one handed and no cross guard because you wouldn't want it to get tangled in the reins and the tackle of the saddle.

    • @txwarrior66
      @txwarrior66 4 місяці тому +46

      I 100% agree with you Calvary swords are meant to be one-handed short Easley swung from horse

    • @Talashaoriginal
      @Talashaoriginal 4 місяці тому +63

      @@txwarrior66 actually Cavalryswords are longer as their infantry counterparts. It gives you a few centimetres of range. And of course you aren't that likely to get it into the way if you ride on the horse.

    • @adeptusmagi
      @adeptusmagi 4 місяці тому +3

      yes hence basket guards on cavalry sabres

    • @WJS774
      @WJS774 4 місяці тому +49

      @@txwarrior66 No, cavalry swords are _longer_ than infantry swords, they need to be long enough to reach a man on the ground when you're up on a horse.

    • @fjalarhenriksson
      @fjalarhenriksson 4 місяці тому +3

      @@txwarrior66 Where did you get that stupid idea from?

  • @strawhat192
    @strawhat192 4 місяці тому +1380

    "You could not wish for a finer blade!"

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 4 місяці тому +60

      "I dunno, I could think of a whole lot of wishes" - Han Solo.

    • @SteelValyrian
      @SteelValyrian 3 місяці тому +14

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 Uhhh without looking it up, I believe he says to Luke, "I dunno I can imagine a lot!" Talking about reward money? Is that what you're referencing?

    • @dragerdet
      @dragerdet 3 місяці тому +8

      @@SteelValyrian I thought he was talking about sex with Leia lol

  • @Yverian
    @Yverian 3 місяці тому +89

    Glamdring, Orcrist and Sting, were made by the 1st Age Elves of Gondolin, they were incredibly ancient and Glamdring was wielded by the King of Gondolin, so Elves definitely carried swords other than single edged blades. Who knows why Sting was made, a dress sword for a very young elf prince, or a letter opener for the King's good Lady? We will never know.

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly Місяць тому +7

      It was a poop knife for the elven aristocracy.

    • @trequor
      @trequor Місяць тому +6

      Probably a dagger for either a very tall elf or Numenorean.

    • @Balagon999
      @Balagon999 Місяць тому +9

      Tolkien made it very clear that the only blade that glows blue are of Gondolindrim making because of their hatred of orcs. Sting was most likely made to be used in warfare judging by its size and also its ability to cut Shelob's web in addition to piercing the Troll hide in Moria when Boromir's's sword couldn't. I think that sting was made to be a dagger to the side of an elf warrior. From The Cloud Burst chapter in The Hobbit: « Their hatred for the goblins is cold and bitter. Their spears and swords shone in the gloom with a gleam of chill flame, so deadly was the wrath of the hands that held them. » Like the cloaks from Lothlorien that were made to conceal the plot of the fellowship and hid Frodo and Sam in plain sight, elven smiths' intention are imbued into their crafts. I like to think it was either the dirk Glorfindel used to kill that Balrog during the fall of Gondolin, most likely even Turgon's personal backup dagger or at least a seax design in the Anglo-Saxon-loving imagination of Tolkien.

    • @bojanradanovic5577
      @bojanradanovic5577 Місяць тому

      The sting is a very useful sword. It could have been used for hunting orcs and getting behind their backs without being noticed. I think they missed this part when they gave the review. It is better to have the sting in regards of this feature.

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly Місяць тому +1

      @@bojanradanovic5577 The light is a dead giveaway. Bad sneaking weapon if you ask me.

  • @tanos5315
    @tanos5315 4 місяці тому +589

    Was surprised not to see the Nazgul swords on here. I honestly think that they're some of the coolest swords in LOTR. Easy 10/10.

    • @Snappybiscuits
      @Snappybiscuits 4 місяці тому +24

      Yeah, especially the one that has a ring in the blade

    • @madbrosheo1514
      @madbrosheo1514 4 місяці тому +13

      I knew this video was missing something.

    • @smolsnek14
      @smolsnek14 4 місяці тому +21

      Witch King too!

    • @InsaneGeraldo
      @InsaneGeraldo 4 місяці тому +21

      I commented the same thing, The Witch King of Angmar's sword is my favorite and the Wringwraiths blades are also cool.

    • @MannyNamiro
      @MannyNamiro 4 місяці тому +18

      The only bad part is the downward-pointing crossguard on the morgul blades.

  • @avrace2708
    @avrace2708 4 місяці тому +674

    Narsill (first version of Andurill)was forged by dwarves as a gift to Numenorain Kings. Also this sword was very big because Elendil (owner of sword) was almost 2,5 meters height. Narsill was later reforged as an Andurill by elves as a smaller version of orginal.

    • @fr.andygutierrez5356
      @fr.andygutierrez5356 4 місяці тому +21

      I believe Aragorn was the same height as Elendil. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the two swords were the same length, but he was said to be just as tall

    • @TheLordofDarkness1995
      @TheLordofDarkness1995 4 місяці тому +148

      @@fr.andygutierrez5356Based on information directly from Tolkien himself, Aragorn was described as being 6’6” tall. Elendil the Tall was an outlier even among Numenoreans, standing approximately 7’11” tall according to The Unfinished Tales. So head and shoulders taller than his descendant.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 місяці тому +13

      Thorkell the tall: "How the heck did I get here."
      ​@@TheLordofDarkness1995

    • @klaptongroovemaster
      @klaptongroovemaster 4 місяці тому +21

      Telchar of Nogrod forged it.

    • @paulnicholson5997
      @paulnicholson5997 4 місяці тому +15

      Not only that, but they're showing Andruil on the screen but actually have Narsill in studio.( The runes in the blood groove are missing.)

  • @wash016
    @wash016 3 місяці тому +50

    23:50 The thing about Elrond's sword that you're not taking into account is that it's a calvary sword. That's why it doesn't have a crossguard, also whu the first couple inches of the blade are unsharpened. Even the little spike exists as an indicator for the rider of where the actual edge of your sword starts.

  • @anathar8830
    @anathar8830 4 місяці тому +314

    You should do a part 2 with the swords of:
    Witch-king
    Ringwraith longsword
    Ringwraith arming sword
    Faramir
    Eomer
    Isildur
    Uruk-hai Berserker
    Mirkwood elf
    Bard
    Thorin’s Erebor sword
    Sam, Merry and Pippin’s short swords

    • @tombearclaw
      @tombearclaw 3 місяці тому +17

      Morgul blade, Aragorn’s elven dagger

    • @tombearclaw
      @tombearclaw 3 місяці тому +8

      Theodred’s sword is a more richly decorated sword in a similar shape to eowyn and Eomer’s sword has an asymmetrical guard which would be interesting

    • @anathar8830
      @anathar8830 3 місяці тому +2

      @@tombearclaw Theodred’s sword is basically an exact copy of eowyn’s sword, which is why I didn’t add his to the list. Eomer’s is the only one with an asymmetrical guard.
      Edit: matter of fact at 31:47 that’s Theodred’s sword, not Eowyn’s. You can tell by the green colored handle. THAT’S how similar they are.

    • @isaaccrandall7734
      @isaaccrandall7734 3 місяці тому +2

      I was hoping for Merry and Pippin's short swords too 💀

    • @EmeraldVideosNL
      @EmeraldVideosNL 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@tombearclaw they might as well do a seperate ranking video and add daggers, including Legolas' knives and Tauriël dagger.😃

  • @RichardLeslieWhereat
    @RichardLeslieWhereat 4 місяці тому +808

    In Tolkien, Elven blades are straight. Curved swords were for evil men.

    • @brianblair7248
      @brianblair7248 4 місяці тому +132

      I had forgotten that detail. The imagery behind the difference is interesting.

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt 4 місяці тому +152

      Do you recall where that was stated? I know orcs typically used scimitars and Elven swords like Glamdring and Sting had leaf-shaped blades (which means straight) but I don't remember Haradrim or Easterling weapons being described in any detail.
      Edit: It's from The Battle of Pelennor Fields (Bk 5 ch 6)
      Thanks to Eugene for pointing this out

    • @stillkicking4989
      @stillkicking4989 4 місяці тому +233

      “Have you seen those warriors from Herad? They have curved swords… *curved* swords.”

    • @EpicRandomness555
      @EpicRandomness555 4 місяці тому +48

      @@Disgruntled_GruntThat could explain why Goblins have scimitars as a default in D&D 5e. Interesting

    • @loganskiwyse7823
      @loganskiwyse7823 4 місяці тому +56

      That was Tolkien's intent and much of the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings matches with it. However, in his own writings he doesn't always follow the rule either. I think it was the plan for symbolism just as you state. However, in a few cases he started on that path (dogs vs cats for example) and latter seemed to forget about it or treat it as a tradition more than rule of thumb.
      Still if I had the balls to try to write a story in his universe, I think I would also follow this rule. Regardless of how fixed or not he intended it to be, it is consistent enough in the majority of his works that the few tales not following it feel off.

  • @ammonborjas5288
    @ammonborjas5288 3 місяці тому +18

    "Rings of Power is NOT lotr"... you good sir just earned a subscriber.

  • @Spectacular_Insanity
    @Spectacular_Insanity 4 місяці тому +54

    I like the Rohan swords. Not from a personal taste point-of-view, but from a cultural design standpoint where it really represents Rohan's cutlure well in a microcosm. It is reverential of horses (as would make sense since their main strength and culture revolves around cavalry), and it's short and therefore quick and easy to wield one-handed from horseback.
    I personally really appreciate the thought and effort that went into even the most basic of implements and designs in LOTR movies. WETA Workshop truly out-did themselves. I'm grateful for having been alive in the era that the movies debuted.

    • @dezperado9365
      @dezperado9365 4 місяці тому +1

      I believe Shad noted about some historical accuracy there.. The Roman "gladius" perhaps?

    • @haakonsteinsvaag
      @haakonsteinsvaag 4 місяці тому

      Because their main strength/focus is on cavalery, one would think that they would prefer cavalry style swords like sabers.

    • @invictus7736
      @invictus7736 4 місяці тому +1

      @@haakonsteinsvaag They look pretty much exactly like spathas, which were roman cavalry swords

    • @haakonsteinsvaag
      @haakonsteinsvaag 4 місяці тому +4

      @@invictus7736 They are clearly influenced by norse/viking swords. Easy to see by the hilts and broad blades. But again, curved blades seems more logical to me. Nice looking swords anyway.

    • @locusmortis
      @locusmortis 4 місяці тому

      @@haakonsteinsvaag One would have thought they'd prefer lances as the primary weapon. The Polish did use straight swords in addition to their famous sabres though so it is plausible.

  • @scottkamlah8481
    @scottkamlah8481 4 місяці тому +49

    I am a relatively new but big fan of this channel. That said I am a metal sculptor, blacksmith and history nerd. I agree with almost all of this, but I think you need to have two separate reviews of Sting. Sting as a short sword and sting as a dagger. Because it literally is two different things thanks to the size of actors and the realities of life fantasy. It’s got a pretty good design as a short sword and then you say no, but that’s a hobbit short sword so a dagger. It literally is two different things from a design perspective and should be considered separately 0:01 the hobbit sword and the elf dagger and should be reviewed as such. I’m quite dyslexic and don’t normally comment on things so this is probably full of spelling areas but I’m very good when it comes to metal. Seriously I think you not considered staying correctly do a sting as a short sword and as a dagger. Seriously I agree with everything else though great work.

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 3 місяці тому

      Damn right. Totally glossed over what Sting really is.

    • @AthenianOwl237
      @AthenianOwl237 2 місяці тому +1

      Two things. 1. I agree with you. 2. Coincidentally, the only error you made was literally the word error which you have as areas. Nicely done, good sir.

  • @DamienDrake2389
    @DamienDrake2389 3 місяці тому +22

    This is a butter knife that I use on my toast for breakfast every morning...
    "TEN OUT OF TEN!!"

  • @Kranford
    @Kranford 4 місяці тому +208

    Indeed, as many others in the comments noted, Narsil was actually a dwarf-craft sword as a gift to the Numenorean royalty. It's a testament to how beefy they were that the sword would be that huge. It then gets put back together thanks to the elves.
    Edit- The spike on the back of the uruk cleavers was meant to be used gutting horses and grabbing onto a rohan rider's cloak to yank him off his horse.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 4 місяці тому +13

      Yep. People forget that Numenoreans were very tall, and Elendil (The Tall) was about 8 feet tall if I recall. Or maybe it was closer to 9

    • @benwootten2580
      @benwootten2580 4 місяці тому +8

      I have to add that this sword is inaccurate to the weapon designed and used in the film, the end of the blade was a right angle to the blade and not an extension of the angel of the spike, and the handle did not have the shaping seen in the sword shown here. The handle was straight and non shaped in the oroginal film design, so the reverse grip would been not different.

    • @countOfHenneberg
      @countOfHenneberg 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Captain_Insano_nomercyaye, I remember reading that Elendil's height was in the order of two and a half times a typical stride (38 inches?) so 2x38+19 so 7' 11" at most?

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@countOfHenneberg oh shit lol that is more than I recall, but indeed, very tall

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 місяці тому

      @@benwootten2580 Yeah I was wondering about that. It feels like the one they have is a machete handle... and doesn't quite feel right.

  • @chaos_knight_xy
    @chaos_knight_xy 4 місяці тому +498

    Next video: Are Narnia swords actually good?

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 4 місяці тому +29

      Bump this

    • @zekeolopwi6642
      @zekeolopwi6642 4 місяці тому +34

      @chaos_knight_xy Honestly yeh. Why did fantasy weapons move away from the simple practicality in both of these movie franchises? Like tbh, the books don't go into great detail about the practical design of their swords. It's just assumed, and the studio workshops follow through with that.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 місяці тому +8

      and then "are the techniques from drunken master actually effective?"

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 місяці тому +2

      @@zekeolopwi6642
      it's a fantasy world.
      practicality is not a consideration for anything.
      as long as it looks cool and has cool effects, it's good. it doesnt need to be realistic.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 4 місяці тому +10

      @@zekeolopwi6642 But all those are OK compared to the insanity of anime swords. And I am a fan of anime, but the swords are outrageously absurd.

  • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
    @celtofcanaanesurix2245 3 місяці тому +27

    Narsil was made by a dwarf in the first age and was passed down from elves to Aragorn's ancestors, Glamdring, Sting, and Orcrist were made in Gondolin, the hidden city during the first age, whilst the single edged elven swords appear to be wielded by the Noldor of Eriador, and the Sindar of Rhovannion, suggesting to me that in the movie's universe that single edged blades are a Sindar thing that the Noldor in close proximity to them picked up in the same was as how they abandoned their native tongue of Quenya for Sindarin.
    Also most orcs, especially Mordor orcs and Misty Mountain orcs are actually really short, sometimes even being described as dwarf or hobbit sized, and this isn't just in the books, in the movies they can clearly disguise themselves in a troop of orcs without the height difference being terribly noticeable, so I doubt most orc weapons are much bigger than Sting

    • @edrgil
      @edrgil 2 місяці тому

      hi i would just like to correct one thing. the swords were made in Gondolin (the hidden city) not nargothrond.

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 2 місяці тому

      @@edrgil I got them mixed up you are correct

    • @Dack.howaboutyou
      @Dack.howaboutyou 26 днів тому

      I'm not entirely sure if one could say that "most" orcs were "really short", but i believe they certainly were described as moving hunched over; much more like a monkey or ape, and achieving a greater speed this way than one might expect (especially in tunnels of their own making). The variety of orcs, and especially the larger-end of the spectrum we see in the PJ movies is really just exaggeration for dramatic effect imho, it kind of annoys me that people take those films as such a definitive source of information about Middle-Earth, but what can ya do?
      ***
      Mount & Blade: Warband has a GREAT free community mod (steam workshop etc) called The Last Days Of The Third Age which has been worked on for years now and is updated regularly. In there you see the works of countless people helping to create a total conversion world taking place right around the time the war officially begins (from The Lord of The Rings) against Rohan, Gondor & everyone else considered enemies of "The Enemy". I really appreciate the lengths the creators went to in trying to do their best to recreate what was written by Tolkien but also fill in details that are close/same as the PJ movies when there is no other source of information. The Isengard faction's Uruk-hai for example are bigger, tougher, higher level and much more deadly (using human warbows, standing taller/straighter, "being more fell" as it was put in the book", and having better armor plus a sword & shield usually too), making them actually a immediate threat when you get into any battle with any band of orcs containing any number of them... i usually try to move my forces as close as possible while staying out of ranged attack where possible, and then lead my cavalry to flank them ASAP before they just sit on a hill and devastate my infantry! Granted having at least as many expert elven archers as infantry does help some (from all 3 factions; Rivendell, Lothlorien & Mirkwood elves) but if these Uruk-hai decide to lock their bow on you &/or your horse, or you hit them and it does not kill them immediately, they will often kill your horse, injure you severely and possibly kill you before even your bodyguard unit can do a thing! So the modders made them properly difficult (at least on the settings i use, which are mostly hardmode), as well as much closer to how Tolkien himself described those type of orcs; and it's fantastic fun!

    • @samuelguzman2405
      @samuelguzman2405 17 днів тому

      Nársil was made by Telchar in the 1st age and was passed down to the Númenorean kings as an heirloom. Before that kingdom sunk, Elendil salvaged it along with the 7 palantíri and the ring of Barahir.

  • @myfaceismyshield5963
    @myfaceismyshield5963 4 місяці тому +56

    Sting was also made by elves... so... it's a dagger. For Frodo it's a short sword. But as it was designed by the elves, it would've been designed as a dagger.
    So when talking weapon design, I think the comparison point should be to what it would've been designed for, instead of what Frodo used it for.

    • @spamhere1123
      @spamhere1123 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, I wasn't a fan of their take on Sting. It was very clearly designed to be a dagger, or perhaps even a short sword like a Roman gladius for shanking someone while holding the line in a shield wall or something. It was made for an elf, so no, it's not perfect as a sword for a hobbit. But it works, it's manageable, and it's the best they can possibly use, because hobbits don't make swords--they make farm tools.

  • @Alexzander1989
    @Alexzander1989 4 місяці тому +85

    Aragorn’s Ranger Sword and Glamdring are my favorite swords from the Lord of the Rings. Glamdring especially, it’s simple yet elegantly beautiful sword. I love it

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah Glamdring is my favorite for sure. It gets a bonus just for being wielded by a wizard too imo

  • @susandolan9543
    @susandolan9543 3 місяці тому +25

    Sting was the name Bilbo gave it. There is Elvish script on it that translates to "Maghnius (sorry if I misspelled it) is my name, I am the Spider's Bane"

    • @PirateDad12
      @PirateDad12 25 днів тому +3

      So Sting was enchanted with Bane of Arthropods

    • @susandolan9543
      @susandolan9543 13 днів тому +1

      @@PirateDad12 If you've ever read the books or watch The Hobbit (animated TV release or the Jackson movie) whenever Bilbo stabs a spider it cries out in agony "It stings, it stings!". And if you remember the council of Elrond Half Elvin Bomere calls The One Ring "Ilsidur's Bane.

    • @PirateDad12
      @PirateDad12 13 днів тому +1

      @@susandolan9543 I know I was just making a Minecraft joke lol

  • @EspadaKirren
    @EspadaKirren 4 місяці тому +44

    I really wish you guys also reviewed more weapons in general but I would have loved more bad guy weapons specifically. The Ringwraith weapons are my personal favourite in the series.

  • @travisfinx5185
    @travisfinx5185 4 місяці тому +69

    Biggest problem with Orcrist is the sheath. That part scared me every time it got drawn. It looks cool granted, but having all your fingers is cooler.

    • @Snarlacc
      @Snarlacc 4 місяці тому +10

      For me the grip also looks like it would be hard to hold on to because of the angle.

  • @prashantsarkar821
    @prashantsarkar821 3 місяці тому +35

    In terms of pure design based on their purpose, I would put the Uruk Hai machete up there with Glamdring. Just as Glamdring is an elegant weapon fit for a king, the Uruk Hai machetes are simple yet effective weapons that are just as menacing as their wielders. In the hands of a militia made of massive brute force machines, it's the perfect design.
    I also really like Thranduil's sword, not for functionality, but because it perfectly matches the person it was made for. That sword just looks like Thranduil, if that makes sense.

    • @Fyrefrye
      @Fyrefrye 3 місяці тому +3

      Based on how they've done sword ratings for other fantasy swords, I can't give it a full 10/10. It has no balance, it has no guard, and the rough handle wrap would lead to discomfort with the heavy chopping blows the blade is designed for. If it was brought into the real world (and sized/weighted for normal humans) I would put it somewhere between a 7-8 on pure functionality for normal people.
      The design in lore however does fit the Uruk's perfectly as a simple, mass produced, and brutally effective weapon for the berserker shock troops Saruman wanted. He doesn't *care* if they are uncomfortable, wear out from overexertion, or cannot defend themselves from an objectively better fighter with better equipment... there are 10 more Uruks where that one came from.
      Edit: I see they went back and adjusted for much the same reasons I thought of.

    • @prashantsarkar821
      @prashantsarkar821 3 місяці тому

      @@Fyrefrye yes, fully agree. Although, i think that it becomes a little redundant to grade these swords on the presence of a guard, or the balance and dimensions. Since it is supposed to be a quick to make and simple tool, they're perfect for the need. The uruks don't really care about comfort, and don't expect to live long. They need to go and kill and this does exactly that. Moreover, normal machetes don't have guards either, so these are pretty spot on since they are definitely machetes.

    • @Fyrefrye
      @Fyrefrye 3 місяці тому

      @@prashantsarkar821 It's still worth grading based on those features (or lack of them) if only for consistency across a rating system.
      - the blades being quickly/cheaply made is a reason WHY they are the way they are within the story, but it doesn't make them better when judged on their own
      - Uruks don't care about comfort or fatigue, but Uruks also don't exist and this rating system was intended to be for how these weapons would perform in OUR world
      - Normal machetes don't have guards, but they're also not intended for blade-on-blade combat. They're TOOLS not WEAPONS by design and using them in combat is secondary to their design purpose. A quick google search says that they're mostly an agricultural tool that has seen use in wars primarily as weapons of "convenience"

    • @Dack.howaboutyou
      @Dack.howaboutyou 26 днів тому +1

      Agree with most of what you and Fyrefrye say. Just like to point out that it seemed as if most, if not all the PJ movie Uruk Hai carried shields with their "tools of death which lacked crossguards" (just to confirm somewhat of that distinction between a machette-style-tool and a weapon). Looking at the books though, if i recall correctly that it was noticed the orcs bearing the white hand wore higher quality and much more standardized appearing gear than the other orcs (as the original scene was supposed to include all sorts of orcs from at least the 3 different, nearest outposts of "the Enemy"; so potentially even more than Moria, Mordor, and Isengard... perhaps a few were even from further on in the Misty Mountains, Dol Goldur, or even Gundabad). There may have even been some sort of comment about them bearing equipment that much more closely resembled gear made & used by Men (humans), and aside from larger, stronger armor & bows with many identical, decent-quality arrows, they had swords of all the same style; "a short heavy, brutal thing that was straight instead of the more commonly curved, spiked & otherwise wickedly-scary-looking weaponry that orcs generally favored when they acquired their weaponry.
      Please correct me if i'm wrong. :)

  • @ulfhedtyrsson
    @ulfhedtyrsson 4 місяці тому +92

    Hamwise's Fryingpan 12/10

    • @theevermind
      @theevermind 4 місяці тому +11

      "Show me your weapon."
      "No, your real weapon."
      "Perfection"

    • @kvasirsblood1107
      @kvasirsblood1107 2 місяці тому

      Whack em, mash em, smash em in the face!

  • @iampetewyse
    @iampetewyse 4 місяці тому +439

    You forgot all nine of the Nazgul swords, the barrow wight swords (for Merry, Pippin, and Samwise), Faramir, Denethor, Bard the Bowman, Wood elf infantry, and Sam's frying pan :) Part 2?

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 4 місяці тому +47

      And that random soldier's sword at Helm's Deep that Aragorn examined and was like "It's not much to look at, but it's balanced and sharp!"

    • @iampetewyse
      @iampetewyse 4 місяці тому +26

      @@Oddi0 "This is a good sword"

    • @Cayota_Foxpaw
      @Cayota_Foxpaw 4 місяці тому +24

      They also forgot Arwen’s sword

    • @joshuas2601
      @joshuas2601 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Cayota_FoxpawArwen’s sword is the same as Lord Elrond’s sword

    • @joshuas2601
      @joshuas2601 4 місяці тому +14

      They didn’t do Éomer’s sword either

  • @angelopalmieri434
    @angelopalmieri434 3 місяці тому +5

    I love how simply fine and elegant all of these blades are yet simple compared to so many other fantasy swords. Makes me appreciate the Lord of the Rings even more so than I already did.

  • @FrankBarnwell-xi8my
    @FrankBarnwell-xi8my 4 місяці тому +60

    The beat up sword Aragorn swings around when telling the kid there's always hope. But put an edge on it

    • @cjanquart
      @cjanquart 2 місяці тому +4

      "This is a good sword."

  • @peregry
    @peregry 4 місяці тому +41

    The High Elven sword is actually very similar to a Japanese weapon known as a Nagamaki, which also lives in a weird area between sword and polearm and has a very similar overall size and design.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 4 місяці тому +1

      I have a nagamaki, and while it is weird, I do actually prefer it to my katana

  • @mikewatts1533
    @mikewatts1533 3 місяці тому +10

    The High Elven Blade has always been my favorite. I loved the way it flows.
    Thanks for sharing.

  • @LarryGarfieldCrell
    @LarryGarfieldCrell 4 місяці тому +92

    The high Elven sword is easily the most creative and novel, and yet it's still a really solid design. It's the most "fantasy" blade, but still a perfectly good sword. That gives it a special place in my heart.

    • @SargNickFury
      @SargNickFury 3 місяці тому +1

      I guess the Filipinos, and Eastern Europe used a lot of fantasy blades, it has MANY historical precedents. It's a pretty Ukrainian Shaska, or Filipino Pinuti basically. Your right to love it.

    • @sevenseas2673
      @sevenseas2673 3 місяці тому +3

      He said the "high elven sword" which in the video is the one with the very long handle, completely different from the swords you mention unlike Elrond and Thranduil's sword.
      We could still find similar concepts overall, like the Filipino Panabas since you mention Filipino weapons, the nagamaki, or the Da dao, but it's still overall a more unique design than most long swords that keep a very fitting long sword shape and believable decorations.

    • @HenrikJansson78
      @HenrikJansson78 3 місяці тому

      @@sevenseas2673 The nagamaki is pretty spot on, when looking at them, there seems to be some that have equal length grip and blade. I still have an internal debate wether they are swords or polearms though. :)

    • @thomasbolman375
      @thomasbolman375 3 місяці тому

      It's more of a Glave, then sword. Will it kill? Oh yes.

    • @andybraxton4344
      @andybraxton4344 3 місяці тому

      Meh. It's a pretty sword but it is entirely wrong for what the elves were using it for. It's essentially a dueling weapon made for large, wide sweeping motions. They had the elves do one fancy coordinated movement in a mass formation at the beginning of FOTR in the flashback to the war of the last alliance and then it's usefulness was at an end. Once that first move is over they have a two handed sword with no shield in a tightly packed formation, good only for vertical movements, really unsuitable for stabbing. It's not at all the correct type of weapon for what they were using it for. There's a reason the Macedonians and Romans never used something like that in formation. It's far inferior to a regular pike, spear or gladius. I guess that's why it's just fantasy. These guys are rating aesthetics and fantasy and have no real understanding or knowledge of war.

  • @adarkwind4712
    @adarkwind4712 4 місяці тому +199

    Mans gonna get flamed for Anduril mispelling and pronunciation.

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 4 місяці тому +3

      Indeed. One of my oldest friends has used it for many things over the years and would be quite annoyed hahaha.

    • @th3r4ndom68
      @th3r4ndom68 4 місяці тому +17

      Rightfully so

    • @Lermoth
      @Lermoth 4 місяці тому +3

      Shad: [androoel]

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Lermoth the spelling is the issue in my opinion. I know what's it's like to have folks criticize The way I say a character or item or ability name from a book.
      Add to that regional accent you can get a lot of variations for a single word or name. And while the movies may have popularized a particular way of saying it, It's only actually mentioned by name a few times from what I remember in the films.

    • @josephnebeker7976
      @josephnebeker7976 4 місяці тому +3

      To his defense, Shad has often pointed out that he has a horrible time with pronunciations.

  • @susandolan9543
    @susandolan9543 3 місяці тому +13

    When, in the LotR Fellowship movie, Arewn gets Frodo across the stream and the Nazgul threaten her, she draws an Elven sword. According to the LotR catalog it was called (again pardon the misspelling) Hadhefang.

    • @gomikmay
      @gomikmay День тому

      Kinda like that sword myself.🤓

  • @2501Remi
    @2501Remi 4 місяці тому +72

    Just nitpick but its Andùril not Andruil, and the rohan sword is named Herugrim

    • @phthano2580
      @phthano2580 4 місяці тому +7

      Yeah I caught this as well. Anduril

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 4 місяці тому +8

      Yeah at first I was mostly just listening like, did they pronounce that wrong, and then they wrote it out on screen. Well, as you say, nitpick, but quite annoying once you notice it.

    • @dondas88
      @dondas88 4 місяці тому

      Isnt it technically Narsil though? At least according to the movies, Narsil was shorter, more close to ranger sword in length

    • @EricLing64
      @EricLing64 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dondas88 It was before it was broken, when reforged it was Anduril, Aragorn named it himself in the books while they're preparing in Rivendell. The movies switch it to Elrond and it happens much later.

    • @2501Remi
      @2501Remi 4 місяці тому +3

      @@dondas88 It was Narsil yes, until it was reforged for Aragorn, when Aragorn then gets it after the council of Elrond he renamed it Anduril (in the books) and then he gets the scabbard with its adornments and enchantments from Galadriel (again, books)
      In the movies it is renamed for him by Elrond and the elven Smiths.

  • @bordocofrivia2896
    @bordocofrivia2896 4 місяці тому +154

    The man who created a language from his book...
    ... surprisingly put a lot of thought into details.
    OF COURSE they're awesome!

    • @gallendugall8913
      @gallendugall8913 4 місяці тому +5

      Kind of like how the Hobbits eating a lot makes sense from a body mass and surface area perspective.

    • @valrond
      @valrond 4 місяці тому +23

      Well, these are the swords of the movies. Tolkien didn't go into much details with the weapons.
      Heck, the first one they show, the ranger sword, was invented for the movie. Aragorn was carrying Narsil and not that ranger sword.

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 4 місяці тому +11

      *for his books. Tolkien spent the better part of two decades worldbuilding before he decided to publish anything lol

    • @Koushakur
      @Koushakur 4 місяці тому +7

      ...you DO realize the author had been dead for multiple decades when these were designed, right?

    • @andrewjones3625
      @andrewjones3625 4 місяці тому

      Except when it came to creature descriptions. "Roughly man shaped. Large but not Gigantic "

  • @wumpygaming
    @wumpygaming 3 місяці тому +2

    seeing you guys fangirl over the designs and the details was the best. I enjoyed it so much

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 4 місяці тому +154

    Sting is like what an elf would make as a gift for a human where it has just enough to constantly remind them that it's an elf blade without needing nearly enough effort of a full elven sword.

    • @NuncleG
      @NuncleG 4 місяці тому +4

      Is Sting the only magical sword? Does Glamdring to extra damage to orcs because of magic?

    • @surtr2538
      @surtr2538 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@NuncleG If I remember glamdring correctly, yes, and it can produce a light brighter than daylight

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@NuncleGGandalf says "The blade is of elvish make, which means it will glow blue when orcs or goblins are nearby" implying all elvish blades have the blue glowing enchantment. But a lot of Elvish blades, like Glamdring and Orcrist, are never recorded to glow blue when orcs are nearby. I mean Orcrist was less than ten feet away from Sting and Sting was glowing but Orcrist wasn't.

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 4 місяці тому

      @@NuncleGSting glows because it was forged in Gondolin. Glamdring was a sword originally forged for Turgon, the King of Gondolin.
      Turgon used the sword most famously at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, the Battle of Unnumbered Tears, at the head of a host of ten thousand Gondolindrim. Its said he used the sword to “hew his way” to his brother Fingon as they were driven back in slaughter by a legion of Orcs. Eventually Fingon was bound by the whips of Balrogs and Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs slew him with his great axe. The rage of Turgon during this battle is likely why the Orcs recognise and fear Glamdring as “the beater”.
      Gondolin is special as its where the Elves imbued parts of their essence into the steel as they forged it. It glows because the blades actually hate Orcs with the same fierceness as the Elves of Gondolin. The blue is basically a hateful intent present in the blades whenever they recognise Orcs are near

    • @Sure0Foot
      @Sure0Foot 4 місяці тому +8

      I'm reminded of The Thirteenth Warrior. "When you die, can I give that to me daughter?"

  • @Aufsammelkabbler
    @Aufsammelkabbler 4 місяці тому +40

    As a child I convinced my parents to gift me the wallhanger Glamdring. It was and is my absolute favorite and some years later I even designed the sword of my pen&paper character based on Glamdring. It is just such a beautiful sword!

    • @Grandwigg
      @Grandwigg 4 місяці тому +2

      I need to take a look at the glamdring and Sting in the Lego Hobbit game when I next play.

    • @Wright805
      @Wright805 3 місяці тому +1

      I know what you mean. For a while I based my favourite Original Character's sword on Eowyn's weapon (I later changed it to a more arming sword-based design).

    • @YellowLantern18
      @YellowLantern18 23 дні тому +1

      I know what you mean. I begged my parents for Narsil and even offered to give up my birthday and Christmas for it just to watch my Dad on Christmas day open up Legolas' Daggers.

  • @QuantumJuicE3
    @QuantumJuicE3 3 місяці тому +5

    Hello, I randmoly was recommended this video and saw my name in the intro. My name is Shad. I've never met another Shad before.

  • @TomsBackyardWorkshop
    @TomsBackyardWorkshop 4 місяці тому +341

    Rings of power is not garbage. It's toxic waste.

    • @anderporascu5026
      @anderporascu5026 4 місяці тому +12

      It's the Twilight series of fantasy like Disney Star Wars.

    • @dbabakh8911
      @dbabakh8911 4 місяці тому +18

      Garbage at least has some value. It can be used as compost or burned for heat.

    • @ignacio4159
      @ignacio4159 4 місяці тому +8

      Radioactive waste

    • @simonl1135
      @simonl1135 4 місяці тому +6

      True, some garbage can be recycled. And some garbage does not stink. And some garbage (like say an empty cardboard box) may not be a hazard to your health. And some garbage may not even look ugly, just be useless...

    • @GregGrimreeper
      @GregGrimreeper 4 місяці тому +2

      Rings of power is way better than Peter Jackson crap!

  • @Pyrrhus399
    @Pyrrhus399 4 місяці тому +23

    I LOVE early and high medieval designs, and I LOVE short handles on that type of sword. gorgeous designs, just the right amount of fancy design.

  • @Smagual86
    @Smagual86 3 місяці тому +1

    Yesssss!! Thank you for covering the high elven sword with the long handle. They don't get anywhere near the attention they deserve.
    One of the coolest sword designs ever made.

  • @Bane13579
    @Bane13579 4 місяці тому +23

    I feel like the Morgul blade, Nazgûl sword, and witch king’s sword all deserve some love.

    • @gathenhielm9977
      @gathenhielm9977 4 місяці тому

      I like how the metal of the Morgul blade looks tainted but I'm not a huge fan of the downward curving crossguard.

  • @daemonhunter100
    @daemonhunter100 4 місяці тому +19

    I agree. Glamdring is the best. That subtle leaf blade is just *chef's kiss*.

    • @johntreannie9627
      @johntreannie9627 3 місяці тому

      Always thought it was rather plain looking compared to orcrist/sting! I wanted runes on the blade and a more ornate scabbard!!!!

  • @darkwatcher9031
    @darkwatcher9031 3 місяці тому +1

    Love this. I have Anduril, Glamdring, Sting, Orcrist and The Sword of the Ranger hanging on my wall in a display. Absolutely love them all

  • @PuppetMaster1791
    @PuppetMaster1791 4 місяці тому +59

    The Uruk-Hai swords I look at more as machetes than swords.

    • @aaftiyoDkcdicurak
      @aaftiyoDkcdicurak 4 місяці тому +6

      The most blursed weapon of the entire franchise.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 місяці тому +3

      I view them like the big chunky and plain Chinese Dao. All in on chop.

    • @c.antoniojohnson7114
      @c.antoniojohnson7114 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@michaelmurdock4607Falchion,or crude heavy saber, definitely a hacking and chopping weapon. The sword of butchers.

    • @mariusionita266
      @mariusionita266 4 місяці тому +8

      @@c.antoniojohnson7114 Yep and it's in line with the context and thinking of Isengard as a whole: a hastily assembled army that has immediate need of weapons; no time for beauty and embellishments, they need weapons and they need them yesterday, hence the simple, strictly utilitarian feel of them, perfect for mass-producing. And not only that, but the sword/machete/cleaver is made with the potential adversaries in mind: like Shad said, the point end is perfect for armor piercing and one extra thing: hook onto and dismount a rider. And we all know who the uruk-hai were bred to fight...

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 4 місяці тому +3

      Plus the cleaver-like aspect is handy post-battle.

  • @ChristopherLongbeard
    @ChristopherLongbeard 4 місяці тому +92

    Narsil was originally forged by Telchar, a dwarven smith from Nogrod. It was reforged by the elves. They never specify that in the movies, but it does lack many of the elvish dosing cues, such as the leaf blade.

    • @UnyieldingSpiritHFY
      @UnyieldingSpiritHFY 4 місяці тому

      hi

    • @dmstretch6634
      @dmstretch6634 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes and more importantly it was not Elrond that delivered Anduril to Aragorn, it was the Dunedain...

    • @justinkennedy5271
      @justinkennedy5271 4 місяці тому

      ​@dmstretch6634 incorrect he had it when they left Rivendell in the books

    • @DarthRayj
      @DarthRayj 3 місяці тому

      Pretty sure the extended edition does actually show Elrond reforging it

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Місяць тому

      @@DarthRayj Is that a Blu-ray thing because my extended DVD editions don't show an actual reforging scene?

  • @vibeworldmeta
    @vibeworldmeta 18 днів тому

    I’m so glad you love Orcrist!! If somehow I couldn’t carry Andúril, this chopper would be my second choice.

  • @ImmortalLemon
    @ImmortalLemon 4 місяці тому +19

    When I am bored at night, so much it gives me a fright.
    I’m blessed with shadiversity to discuss swords of MIGHT

  • @bolggamer
    @bolggamer 4 місяці тому +26

    Love the channel guys! Keep up the good work!

    • @bolggamer
      @bolggamer 4 місяці тому +1

      My Notes on the video:
      1. Ring of Power sucks, thanks for agreeing
      2. Orcrist is actually more based on the Kopis/Falcata of antiquity rather than the Falchion. You should totally do a video on this weapon type.
      3. Don't diss the Rohan swords, spathas are awesome.
      4. No biggie, but you missed the nazgul sword which is (arguably) awesome.
      Overall, loved the style and format of the video and you guys kept it entertaining. Thanks for all you guys do for the community!

  • @Raztin1-tl6gi
    @Raztin1-tl6gi 8 днів тому

    My best memory of you Shad, is when you explained Hema while fighting these strangers, proving your instructional point, again and again.

  • @Maedhros0Bajar
    @Maedhros0Bajar 4 місяці тому +14

    Small correction about Anduril. Yes, it was reforged by elves, but the original sword Narsil, was forged by a dwarf, Telchor of Nogrod

  • @joshgngt
    @joshgngt 4 місяці тому +13

    Perfect timing. When Glamdring was introduced, The Breaking Of The Fellowship started playing on my pandora playing in the next room. Perfect 👌

  • @fenghuanghun
    @fenghuanghun 3 місяці тому

    Hi tehre Shad! Great video. Also, if you had even touched any RoP weapons, I would immediately close the video. Glad to see you're a man of Culture!

  • @antoniusmetal
    @antoniusmetal 4 місяці тому +34

    I think the blunt edge near the hilt in Elrond's sword acutally makes sense since it's got no guard. That way, the hand is protected in case it slips to the edge.

    • @AnnaMarianne
      @AnnaMarianne 4 місяці тому +5

      I remember reading in a book about the weapons of LotR that that's exactly what they're there for. Also it was one of the first single bladed Elven swords, made in Gondolin for Idril, in the late First Age. The older First Age swords such as Glamdring and Sting had leaf blades. Orcrist could be a transitional form. Cool that all of these weapons come from Gondolin, and show the evolution of Elven swords.

    • @marcusdamelio7590
      @marcusdamelio7590 4 місяці тому +1

      That was Arwens sword... not Elronds

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 3 місяці тому +4

      @@marcusdamelio7590 You actually see Elrond using it during the prologue battle scene (with the line of elven archers pulling out the high elven swords). It looks like Elrond passed it down to Arwen later. That, or she borrowed it for the ride to meet Aragorn.

  • @PickleLipsMiguel
    @PickleLipsMiguel 4 місяці тому +18

    I have the goblin cleaver! My brother gave it to me for Christmas one year. I have it hanging behind me in my office. It's beautiful.

    • @eikrzatarra7867
      @eikrzatarra7867 4 місяці тому +1

      What an awesome gift. You're really lucky.

  • @simoncook829
    @simoncook829 2 місяці тому

    Found your video and loved watching you geek out over movie swords. I’m glad I’m not the only one. I completely agree that my favourite design is the Elven Warrior sword. I have one of the UC replicas, along with their Narsil and Aragorns elven dagger. Love the book collection too, but you need some David Gemmell in there (maybe a review including Snaga and the swords of night and day?) had to subscribe. 👍👍

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 4 місяці тому +89

    Some really cool details about the Uruk-hai "swords", is how the context of the movie plays into their realism.
    If you remember, they were actually cast straight from the furnace into casting molds, rather than being forged -hence why the choppy grainy texture. Basically no surface treatment aside from sharpening the cutting edges. This was done because Saruman had to raise an army in a very short period of time, and fit them all with appropriate weaponry -and forging would simply be way too slow and tedious to accomplish it in the limited time that was given to him by Sauron.
    Since they're cast rather than forged, they had to add additional material to provide the necessary strength to the blade compared to the skinnier yet equally strong forged counterparts. Normally this would be bad due to the increased weight and imbalance would tire out the wielder in prolonged fighting, but since the Uruk-hai are abnormally strong, this actually played more into their brutish nature, letting them wield them more like a blend between a sword and a war axe. Less balanced, but very powerful, and their strength and endurance would let them keep fighting without fatiguing as quickly as humans would, despite the technically inferior sword making methods.
    If the Uruk-hai weren't a uniquely strong hybrid species, this casting method and weapon design would not have worked for their intended purpose, as you can see all other orcs and goblins have more traditional sword shapes and sizes as a result of them simply lacking the endurance to wield such great cast swords in prolonged battle.

    • @EllAntares
      @EllAntares 4 місяці тому +12

      Which somewhat deviates from original material, because the confusing part about Uruk-Hai was that they used _human_ weapons. Perhaps Saruman was even aiming at false flag operations. And weapons were likely from old war's stockpiles. But Jackson needed imagery of war machine stocking up its fires, not of subtle political play.

    • @sharondornhoff7563
      @sharondornhoff7563 4 місяці тому +2

      There's also an element of machete to the Uruk-Hai blade, which plays into the "hulking, unstoppable '80s movie slasher" vibe associated with such implements.

    • @markevans1618
      @markevans1618 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@EllAntares true and this is what i find lovely about the movies, yes it breaks some lore but their explanation and the way the story was handled still carried sound logic and care for the original source material. It wasn't done out of disregard or incompetence, simply a different use of imagery to enhance the viewer experience and understanding while keeping changes to an absolute minimum out of respect. Thats how movies and media based off books should be handled. Its no place for the director, the corporations, the investors, the actors etc, to add their own ideas. If they dont like something from the original they shouldn't be in the movie period. Go make your own source material elsewhere and let the people who actually care about the story continue working

    • @Fyrefrye
      @Fyrefrye 3 місяці тому

      Based on how they've done sword ratings for other fantasy swords, I can't give it a full 10/10. It has no balance, it has no guard, and the rough handle wrap would lead to discomfort with the heavy chopping blows the blade is designed for. If it was brought into the real world (and sized/weighted for normal humans) I would put it somewhere between a 7-8 on pure functionality for normal people.
      The design in lore however does fit the Uruk's perfectly as a simple, mass produced, and brutally effective weapon for the berserker shock troops Saruman wanted. He doesn't *care* if they are uncomfortable, wear out from overexertion, or cannot defend themselves from an objectively better fighter with better equipment... there are 10 more Uruks where that one came from.
      Edit: I see they went back and adjusted for much the same reasons I thought of.

  • @Will_Forge
    @Will_Forge 4 місяці тому +16

    When you initially started hating on the urukhai sword, I was going to be mad if you didn't mention how awesome that point is for piercing armor. Really glad you guys mentioned that instead of just hating on it. Lol

    • @tombearclaw
      @tombearclaw 3 місяці тому

      And they forgot about the Uruk Hai berserker sword

  • @thebilgehan
    @thebilgehan 2 місяці тому

    16:18 "- how much stronger are Orcs than human -"
    "This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are Uruk-hai. Their armor is thick and their shields broad." -Gimli
    Amazing video guys, i love it and subscribed. Especially your interpretation with passion, without acting, in a completely masculine manner was enough for me. Sadly, this passion is hard to come by these days.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 4 місяці тому +28

    You guys forgot the Witch King's sword...

  • @jacksonlynch1731
    @jacksonlynch1731 4 місяці тому +7

    I love the fact that you guys added in the Rohan swords. Aesthetically, they look so much like the migration era swords and I absolutely love them. IMO, the surviving migration era swords are absolutely stunning, and I love the fact that they made an appearance in LOTR

  • @williambuckbee4366
    @williambuckbee4366 3 місяці тому +1

    I made the Elven warrior sword for Dagorhir and when I draw it, it is feared on the field. It is light, fast and absolutely beautiful.

  • @showmanshipgaming1326
    @showmanshipgaming1326 4 місяці тому +14

    Orcrist is my single favorite aesthetic design for a sword ever.

  • @SilcronKaytor
    @SilcronKaytor 4 місяці тому +19

    I would hope one day you go more in depth and plan things out. Swords like the Gondor soldier, Faramir’s or Isildur’s are fantastic. There is a book that is a visual reference for weapons and armour. I highly recommend it.

    • @TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta
      @TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh yes and would somebody do a break down of that beautiful spear Aeglos...

    • @elcubanero
      @elcubanero 3 місяці тому

      I loved Faramir’s sword

  • @Risen-Hope
    @Risen-Hope 2 місяці тому +1

    Elrond sword, the two edges near the bottom of the blade is a pair of very professional safeguard for holding back enemies sword for reaching the hand.

  • @BigwigRabbit84
    @BigwigRabbit84 4 місяці тому +4

    Im at the 7:19 mark, and I want to point out that giving Anduril a leaf blade would take away from the visual story telling of LotR. Elf made blades like Sting and Glamdring are leaf shaped. Narsil was not made by elves, but by dwarves and then later reforged by the elves into Anduril. Giving Anduril a leaf shaped blade would have taken from its history.

  • @fredricklloyd5300
    @fredricklloyd5300 4 місяці тому +25

    Any sword day is a great day.

    • @scottybreuer
      @scottybreuer 4 місяці тому +4

      A red day ere the sun rises.

  • @chinncannon
    @chinncannon Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for not including ROP. We all know it's crap

  • @cloudcleaver23
    @cloudcleaver23 4 місяці тому +21

    Also some swords you missed: Haldir had a unique sword that was slightly different from Hadhafang (Elrond's). Faramir had a unique sword too, fairly typical cruciform-hilt but with some subtle intricacies. Gondorian soldiers had their bronze-hilted arming swords with upturned crossguards and pommels that looked like Minas Tirith, while Fountain Guards used similar swords with different pommels showing the White Tree. Denethor had a unique longsword that was hardly ever seen. Eomer also had a unique sword very similar to Eowyn's, but with the horse heads rearing on either side of the blade instead of symmetrically embracing the edge. There were also generic Rohirric swords around, and the Hobbits all had some less noteworthy swords, as well as Merry and Pipping getting miniature Rohirric and Gondorian swords in RotK. The Easterlings had some neat scimitars as well. And perhaps most easily forgotten, Isildur had a sword that looked like a baby brother to Narsil, almost identical in shape but smaller, less engraved, and with a hilt of bronze instead of steel.

    • @EmeraldVideosNL
      @EmeraldVideosNL 3 місяці тому +1

      I was always under the impression that Hadhafang was Arwen's sword, but I guess that's both right because he wields it at the last stand and she raises it against the wraiths at the ford.

    • @cloudcleaver23
      @cloudcleaver23 3 місяці тому +4

      @@EmeraldVideosNL the inscription on it gives it even more bearers. It's attributed to Idril Celebrindal of Gondilin originally, which means it passed from her, to Earendil, to Elrond, to Arwen. Totally made up and not original to the source material, but not contradictory either.

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +12

    I have Sting, “Strider’s sword,” Glamdring, and Anduril all made by Peter Lyon himself in limited editions in the early 2000s.

    • @testikeltwist
      @testikeltwist 4 місяці тому +1

      God damn that's nice.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 4 місяці тому +1

      Damn, I wish I had the luck to get those.

    • @BooksForever
      @BooksForever 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TheGary108 Sadly, it took a lot more than luck!

    • @BooksForever
      @BooksForever 4 місяці тому

      Around 2011 or 12 Orcrist was also offered in limited edition, but at that stage I was feeling pretty tapped out financially and didn’t feel comfortable dropping another $10k+ (I can’t recall the exact figure.)

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 25 днів тому

    I like the commentary on the aesthetics of each sword, but it would be interesting to rate them against each other for different situations.
    - Which sword is best for Aragorn? Gimli? Boromir? Taking reach, height, strength, all of that into consideration.
    - Which sword is best for dueling someone carrying the other swords?
    - Which sword would you want for each battle? Osgiliath, the Chamber of Mazurbul, Amon Hen, Helm's Deep, Pelennor Fields, the Black Gate
    Pointing out what other weapons - Gimli's axe, Legolas' bow, the blades from the barrow - would be handy in which situation could also be interesting.

  • @darthlego3664
    @darthlego3664 4 місяці тому +17

    Good video, but you didnt mention my favorite sword...the Witch King's sword...or the Nazgul swords

    • @fr.andygutierrez5356
      @fr.andygutierrez5356 4 місяці тому +2

      Yup, I was going to comment in that, too. Those looked pretty cool, and they were functional

  • @DegeneratronMedia
    @DegeneratronMedia 4 місяці тому +6

    I just love seeing a Shadiversity video recommended for me again

  • @richarddesimone960
    @richarddesimone960 Місяць тому +1

    The handel sweeps back so you can get a better chopping moation while still keeping a comfortable feel and balance. Knowing were the tip of your blade is at all times is very important.
    Elronds sword was made so he could block from the front or the back. Thats why it is made the way it is. They are blade stops for blocking attacks. The lowest one on the blade also comes to a slight point curve so you can lead the enemies blade away from you.
    With lack of hand gard you needed somthing to protect your fingers.
    This sword was ment for quick slashing and stabs. It was made by elrond himself being a master smith. So it was tuned to his fighting style

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 4 місяці тому +7

    The Lord of the Rings swords are absolutely amazing. Their designs are very cool and beautiful

  • @gavhenrad
    @gavhenrad 4 місяці тому +6

    Can't decide my favourite. Great vid guys 👌

  • @marcdedouvan
    @marcdedouvan Місяць тому +1

    YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE MAKING OF LOTR TO SEE THE EVOLUTION AND THE REASON BETWEEN DESIGN.
    FOR ANDURIL (NOT ANDRUIL, FOR F SAKE=COMES FROM ENDURANCE WORD GAME FOR ME AS A REFORGED SWORD), THE MAIN IDEA IS THE VERY ORIGINAL HOLOWED POMEL INSPIRED BY THE DESIGN OF A TREE WITH BRANCHES, SYMBOL OF GONDOR. IT WAS BALANCED BY MORE WIDE DIMENSION OF IT TO STAY MANOEUVERABLE EASILY WITH GOOD BALANCE POINT.
    SECOND: TO GET THE RUNES ON BLADE SHOWING THE LEGEND OF IT TO CONTROL THE ARMY OF THE DEADS, YOU NEED A FLAT PART ON CENTER.
    THIRD: AGAIN THE POMEL ELONGATION IN STEEL IS THERE TO SYMBOLIZE A TREE TRUNK BECAUSE AS FUNCTIONAL AND PRACTICAL IT CAN BE OR WILLING TO BE TO USE IN BATTLE, THE MAIN PURPOSE WAS SYMBOLIC AS A SYMBOL OF THE KING POWER (AT BIT LIKE EXCALIBUR OR CHARLEMAGNE SWORD). AND IT IS A GAIN A BASTARD SWORD USED ALSO IN ONE HAND ON HORSE OR WITH SHIELD.
    THE FACT THEY PUTED LITLE TREES ON SIDE, ESCAPES MY MIND FOR NOW (I WRITE HERE WITH MY MEMORY). I BET IS MORE JUST AN EASY WAY TO HARMONIZE IT OR A WAY TO GIVE A CROSS LOOK (WHICH IS NOT VERY ACURATE FOR LOTR FANTASY: NO CHRIST IN THIS).
    I THINK THAT FOR A TEMPLAR SWORD, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN F GOOD IDEA (ESPECIALLY BECAUSE GOTHIC STYLE IS ALSO INSPIRATION OF ART NOUVEAU WITH PLANTS INSPIRATION, COMING FROM CELTS FIRST AND NATURE DRUIDIC IDEOLOGY: HENCE LILLY FLOWER, AND ANY KIND OF LEAVES).
    GLAMDRING IS TYPICAL ELF DESIGN FROM WARHAMMER WITH FANCY DOUBLE CURVE EVOKING A LEAVE (SAME FOR STING).
    FUN FACT FOR STING, IT IS A DAGGER IN SCALE OF MAN OR ELF BUT SHORT SWORD FOR A HOBBIT AND WAS MADE IN THE TWO SIZES FOR THE FILM (ELIJAH WOOD OR HIS SMALL DOUBLE TO PLAY FILMED IN BACK WITH IAN MC KELLEN AS GANDALF). IS WELL KNOWN IT WAS FOUND FIRST FOR BILBO AND HERITATED BY FRODO (THE LOTR FILM MADE BEFORE, THEY DESIGNED IT BEFORE).
    SO ALWAYS REMEMBER THEY MADE FOR TRADE, REPLICAS MADE FOR ELIJAH WOOD, WHO IS NOT A HOBBIT IN REAL LIFE (GET IT?)
    ORCRIST IS USED AGAIN WITH TWO HANDS BY THORIN AS FAKE DWARF, BUT ORIGINALY FOR ELF TALL KING AND PROBABLY TO USE WITH A SHIELD.
    URUK HAI SWORD SHOWS THE LACK OF ESTHETIC FEELING OF URUKS AND COLD HEART OF SARUMAN WANTING FAST TO MAKE EFFICIENT WEAPON.
    BOROMIR SWORD IS DEFINITELY THE MOST EUROPEAN CLASSIC. IS BASTARD SWORD FOR AGRESSIVE MUSCULAR TALL MAN LIKE BOROMIR. IT REPRESENTS HIS PERSONALITY AND BODY. AND IT CAN BE USED EASILY WITH SHIELD (THANKS TO SMALL GUARD) WHICH HE WAS ONLY CHARACTER TO HAVE IN THE FELLOWSHIP (STRANGE HE DIDNT USE VS ARROWS IN FILM).
    HIGH ELF SWORD IS CLEARLY INSPIRED BY KATANA, NAGINATA AND SCIMITAR. THE MAIN IDEA IS HALF POLE HALF SWORD.
    ELROND SWORD IS A SABER USED AT HORSE FIRST (HENCE THE ALMOST LACK OF GUARD, SMALL HANDLE AND CURVED BLADE: IT RESSEMBLES SOME TATAR/COSSACK SWORD OF SAME USE AND TOTALY ACURATE SO IN FUNCTIONALITY).
    THRANDUIL IS SEPERABLE IN TWO (SEE FILM) TO FIGHT ONE HALF IN EACH HAND AND HOLOWED TO LIGHTEN IT (BECAUSE VERY LONG AND AGAIN USED IN ONE HAND ON HORSE (IN FACT DEER IN FILM)).
    DWARVES SWORDS ARE LINKED WITH HAMMER DAILY USE IN REGULAR ARTISAN JOBS (FORGE, MINE, ETC).
    THEODEN SWORD IS CELTIC INSPIRED BECAUSE ROHAN IS TOO AND IS AGAIN A SYMBOLIC KING SWORD (AND AGAIN, NO GUARD NEEDED WITH USE ON HORSE).
    I COMMENT WHAT YOU DIDNT: NAZGULS SWORDS ARE BASTARD (AGAIN BECAUSE USED ON FEET OR ON HORSE), NASTY WITH PIKES (BECAUSE THEY ARE POSSESSED BY THE EVIL PARANOID SELFISH MIND OF SAURON AND CORRUPTED BY ORCS) ON HUGE GUARDS AND EATED BY RUST (BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD AND WERE EVEN BURIED WITH THEM AND AGAIN KINGS SYMBOLS).

  • @Jack-jr6zh
    @Jack-jr6zh 4 місяці тому +8

    I think you guys could use the tier list site for future wideos like this. It would help see where you guys put the swords as well as making it easier to move thing's around.

  • @garryuyahoo
    @garryuyahoo 4 місяці тому +7

    What I like about the LotR swords is that they used realistically tapered points. Most movies use chisel points because they are less likely to be damaged on set, and they're easier to cast in rubber for props.

  • @lunarkomet
    @lunarkomet 3 місяці тому +2

    The fact that you even considered giving the uruk-hai a 10 is hilarious

  • @yimwee2401
    @yimwee2401 4 місяці тому +6

    This was a fun video, would love to see this format for other series like GoT, dark souls/sekiro, etc.

  • @Will_Forge
    @Will_Forge 4 місяці тому +10

    I believe that the replica stings are based on the size of the sword in Elijah Wood's hand, not in frodo's hand. Meaning they are scaled up so that when you're holding it you don't look goofy. You look like scaled down Elijah holding the sword from the movie as opposed to aragorn holding the sword. That way you don't feel bad about your purchase.

    • @moriarty1682
      @moriarty1682 3 місяці тому

      I have one personally and its a beautiful bit of kit and well balanced

  • @massqueraider
    @massqueraider 14 днів тому

    Needs a second video with the following:
    - Witch kings sword
    - Other Nazgul blades
    - Uruk Hai Berserker Sword

  • @coltonm6821
    @coltonm6821 4 місяці тому +6

    Great video, fellas! Though I think using a tier list from tier maker would've been better for the visual aspect.

  • @edgardtheknowledgekeeper3119
    @edgardtheknowledgekeeper3119 4 місяці тому +8

    I was personally hoping the Nazgûl’s swords would be brought up!

  • @Wierdoandzero
    @Wierdoandzero Місяць тому +1

    I love Boromirs sword - but I am heavily biast because... I love Boromir, I love Sean Bean, He's from Yorkshire, like me. I am looking through some Gravy-tinted glasses when I look at that sword, I love it.

  • @VexLumnar
    @VexLumnar 4 місяці тому +5

    I was half expecting you guys to throw in saurons mace at the end for funsies

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 3 місяці тому +5

    My 3 favorite swords mentioned in this video are: Elrond's Sword, Sting, & Thranduil from aesthetic standpoints. But my favorite sword in the series "Lore Wise" is Aragorn's Numenorion Sword that symbolizes his status as the True Heir.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Місяць тому +1

      And yet, Narsil was much older than Numenor, by thousands of years.

  • @Rorimac67
    @Rorimac67 Місяць тому

    I have only one sword and this is Glamdring. Felt in love with it the first time I saw it. And then the additionaly fictional taste that it is the sword of Turgon. So lore wise it stands far above any other sword in LOTR. It reminds me at the feelings I had when I was at the pyramids, or in front of the mask of Tutankhamun. That spiritual power that very old and unique objects incorporate is tremendous.

  • @kenspencercwi
    @kenspencercwi 4 місяці тому +23

    I would be interested to know your opinion on the company that makes the best functional Lord of the Rings swords

  • @jessegitchell8114
    @jessegitchell8114 4 місяці тому +4

    Theoden's sword is gorgeous. Wielded with a round shield or from horseback, it is excellent.

  • @malango255
    @malango255 3 місяці тому

    Glad you liked Eowyns as I made it my mum a few years back (out of wood with metal tape). Uk and sword ownership is tricky here. It looks pretty good and blade even looks metal at a glance. I need to make some more. It's therapeutic.

  • @Logovanni
    @Logovanni 4 місяці тому +6

    The high elf warrior sword has been my favorite forever. It’s basically an elf nagimaki. That design is one of my favorites.

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 3 місяці тому

      Weeb

    • @Arzman6011
      @Arzman6011 Місяць тому

      Akin to the Japanese Naginata pole arm.

    • @Logovanni
      @Logovanni Місяць тому

      @@Arzman6011 it’s more similar to the nagamaki I think. The naginata is a long polearm ranging from 6-8 feet long where the nagamaki varies between an extremely short-handled polearm to an extremely long-handled sword. It was a way of turning a normal-length sword blade into a longer, larger, more versatile weapon.

    • @Arzman6011
      @Arzman6011 Місяць тому

      @@Logovanni I stand corrected, it does appear to be the long handled sword (Nagamaki).

  • @marvelightv
    @marvelightv 4 місяці тому +4

    Finally! I miss these kinds of videos 😃

  • @slick_slicers
    @slick_slicers 3 місяці тому +1

    I had a fully functional close copy of the Ranger’s made by Rob Miller on the Isle of Skye about 20 years ago. It’s probably my favourite sword I own. It’s made of spring steel and nicely sharp.

  • @Robisme
    @Robisme 4 місяці тому +5

    The edit and graphics are great. Keeps the camera on the discussion while highlighting what your talking about.

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 4 місяці тому +31

    "A sword day! A red day! ERE THE SUN RISES!"

  • @jeremyrobs3643
    @jeremyrobs3643 2 місяці тому +1

    Telchar, a legendary First Age Dwarven smith, forged Narsil which was reworked by Elves into Anduril.