Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 роки тому +958

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Watching Infomercials
    2. The Serpent Rogue ua-cam.com/video/GSMuv8HnvEw/v-deo.html
    9:57 Infomercials Start
    1:47:58 Brb Ends

    • @Friska_Rexie
      @Friska_Rexie 2 роки тому +50

      Thank you for posting this info! Lots of youtubers neglect this sort of thing and it's really helpful if you wanna follow along with the whole stream.

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 2 роки тому +19

      I love the dedication that you put in you these uploads! Thank you.

    • @maximuso7959
      @maximuso7959 2 роки тому +7

      @@Friska_Rexie 7

    • @noodlesdoodles5935
      @noodlesdoodles5935 2 роки тому

      ok4k4k4 o44kk3k4kok4k34kokk4ki3kk3k44kkio44kk4k44k 34kkokk4k3k4ko4o4ko4

    • @IzzyKay-cy5yk
      @IzzyKay-cy5yk Рік тому +1

      Re😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @TheBoardandThebord
    @TheBoardandThebord 2 роки тому +7118

    Jerma was the target audience for almost all the products

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 2 роки тому +601

      he goes in wanting to riff on them and comes out saying "well that was pretty cool actually"

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc 2 роки тому +52

      ive never seen a comment so true

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +290

      Jerma last year: ads don't work on me
      Jerma this entire stream: man that's smart I would buy that

    • @jpm80
      @jpm80 2 роки тому +247

      jerma is my grandma who calls these her "little gadgets"

    • @rhizome550
      @rhizome550 2 роки тому

      @@jpm80 imagining your grandma as the female inspector gadget with Clever Tongs instead of fingers

  • @WingDing985
    @WingDing985 2 роки тому +751

    You can tell Jerma used to be a substitute teacher because he has to click the pause button to pause the video

  • @danielc.v.
    @danielc.v. 2 роки тому +5245

    I love when Jerma talks to chat like they're toddlers and not feral animals that broke into his home

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 2 роки тому +226

      Only possible when he's not streaming content that puts them in a frenzy.

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax 2 роки тому +135

      the duality of chat

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 2 роки тому +139

      Jerma's chat is honestly just as crazy as he is.

    • @Znorkas
      @Znorkas 2 роки тому +159

      I love it when he pretends the spoon is an airplane

    • @JonBWinston
      @JonBWinston 2 роки тому +70

      im baby :)

  • @jbvikingbat5595
    @jbvikingbat5595 2 роки тому +3438

    I've never seen someone so clearly dissect how these commercials try to manipulate people only to then IMMEDIATELY buy into the exact same advertisement, he does it every time.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 роки тому +213

      The duality of Jerma985

    • @zoosmell_egbert
      @zoosmell_egbert Рік тому +202

      he is not immune to propaganda

    • @CattoeYum
      @CattoeYum Рік тому

      @@zoosmell_egbertsorry if weird but i think i recognize you from twitter (i will never call it X)

    • @Redrum-707
      @Redrum-707 Рік тому +74

      thats manipulative immoral and just violation of human decency .... ill take 20 units thank you

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 Рік тому

      I’m 100% convinced this dude just bounces between being a highly intelligent being, and one of the dumbest people on the planet. Just dings off those traits like a pinball.

  • @flowersstaringback9234
    @flowersstaringback9234 2 роки тому +3527

    Jerma goes from being skeptical about the product to being completely sold from just one showcase

    • @ZeitungsmanHD
      @ZeitungsmanHD 2 роки тому +136

      STEAMS VEGGIES TOO

    • @thisisapc5676
      @thisisapc5676 2 роки тому +54

      @@ZeitungsmanHD egg sandwich

    • @luigimaster111
      @luigimaster111 2 роки тому +85

      Then later stating he'd probably review them all poorly for being hard to clean.

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Рік тому +10

      @@ZeitungsmanHD best idea I've ever heard im sold

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er Рік тому +36

      target audience andy

  • @zypper7213
    @zypper7213 2 роки тому +1546

    I love how the Fill N' Flavor's marketing strategy wasn't to advertise it as a tool that makes adding filling to a cake a little simpler, but rather to say "OH how DREADFUL, this cake DOESN'T have filling??? INEDIBLE!"

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 2 роки тому +206

      Makeup companies do the same thing. "Oh how DREADFUL, this woman doesn't have the skin of a Barbie doll? UNLOVEABLE!"

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Рік тому +28

      Even if the cake doesn't have any filling, it's still a fucking cake, you're going to eat it anyway!

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +79

      @@ChaseMC215NO IT DOESNT HAVE FILLING ITS INEDIBLE

    • @loveflink4334
      @loveflink4334 Рік тому +1

      Best thing I ever read!

    • @jtzr1371
      @jtzr1371 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@couchmaster3773yeah but theyre right about that one.

  • @ARandomDragon69
    @ARandomDragon69 2 роки тому +3519

    For those of you who missed it: The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill was recalled on March 6, 2008, by QVC Inc. and Tristar Products Inc. due to a fire hazard.

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 2 роки тому +600

      The entire back of my house on fire was hard to miss. HULKAMANIA is out of control..

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 роки тому +609

      @@Burley_Bert Whatchu gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania and the scorching flames of poor 3am impulse purchases INCINERATE YOOOOUUUU?!?!

    • @banannah_h
      @banannah_h 2 роки тому +61

      chat def didn’t miss that fact haha

    • @vinicius1453
      @vinicius1453 2 роки тому +33

      @@MrSkerpentine +2

    • @codygranrud6212
      @codygranrud6212 2 роки тому +40

      Bummer Brother

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 2 роки тому +743

    Jerma: Pfft this is a dumb product
    Infomercial: you can do ONE (1) more thing in it than what the name implies!!
    Jerma: actually that's pretty cool. I'd buy one of these.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +30

      Literally clever tongs

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +12

      @@JacobKinsley okay but...I kinda want clever tongs

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +7

      @@Wabajak13 clever tongs are mid. Buy EZ butter

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 Рік тому +19

      @@JacobKinsley Clever tongs just had me thinking I could use regular tongs for anything I'd do with a spatula. I don't necessarily need the silly plastic thing that looks like a stupid toy, I've just underestimated how versatile tongs are. They grab things, therefore they can flip things.

    • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
      @ThatGuyNamedJoe Рік тому +16

      @@JacobKinsley BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT ASPARAGUS

  • @ratchetfuture2
    @ratchetfuture2 2 роки тому +2941

    His comment about the black and white actors being shitfaced has forever changed how I view these. It’s so good

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 2 роки тому +310

      most products like this are designed for disabled people but marketed for clueless people.

    • @newdonkshitty
      @newdonkshitty 2 роки тому +289

      @@princesstamika "marketed for clueless people" is really funny considering how jerma wants to buy most of these

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 роки тому +51

      @@newdonkshitty in all seriousness he’s also technically disabled

    • @SchmoeJoe99
      @SchmoeJoe99 2 роки тому +3

      @@sanguillotine how so? I must not watch enough Jerma to know.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 роки тому +103

      @@SchmoeJoe99 he has ADHD, which is legally considered a disability (although I don’t particularly like calling it a disability); also he has pain in his chest and back that can cause issues with his mobility.

  • @jpm80
    @jpm80 2 роки тому +1335

    The image of Jerma cozied up in bed wearing his PJs with a tv remote and flipping through these corny 2000s informercials is killing me

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 роки тому +190

      With a hot cocoa, and novelty rabit slippers sticking out the end of the sheets

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 2 роки тому +150

      This man does NOT wear clothing to bed

    • @rainbowrotcod
      @rainbowrotcod 2 роки тому +45

      So cute

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 роки тому +63

      I literally used to do that when I was younger during the morning, Idk why I used to like infomercials so much

    • @QuietOcto
      @QuietOcto 2 роки тому +11

      You gotta get yourself some coco because it's the best thing.

  • @LovelySoftSnow
    @LovelySoftSnow 2 роки тому +1933

    every time i get drunk a camera crew rolls in just in case i start trying to use a cheese grater or something

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому +62

      Trueman show lol.

    • @jsunksnat
      @jsunksnat 2 роки тому +133

      Once i spilt pancake batter all over my entire stovetop and all i could think about is how i could be put in an infomercial

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому

      Are you a Raccoon?

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Рік тому +52

      @@jsunksnat "look at this atrocity! tired of this happening? introducing the batter natter 9000!!"

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 роки тому +271

    Jerma out here saying "ew" to mixing chocolate and strawberry cake, but turns around and shovels 4 spoonfuls of mayo in his mouth

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 роки тому +2933

    I love how for every sensible, solid take Jerma had this stream, he followed it up with the most bafflingly awful take imaginable

    • @ketsuakagi5646
      @ketsuakagi5646 2 роки тому +557

      He thinks dishwashers are supposed to make loud grinding sounds for some reason

    • @sunflowerscout
      @sunflowerscout 2 роки тому +147

      @@ketsuakagi5646 i also thought dishwashers were supposed to sound like that until recently

    • @citrusuny
      @citrusuny 2 роки тому +73

      @@ketsuakagi5646 i did too and my family owns an appliance repair thing

    • @FlamingPork
      @FlamingPork 2 роки тому +346

      the repulsion he expressed when someone mentioned chocolate and strawberry flavors together???

    • @citrusuny
      @citrusuny 2 роки тому

      @@FlamingPork an insane man

  • @LeifFrog
    @LeifFrog 2 роки тому +760

    I love Jermas realization that the obnoxious noise coming from his dishwasher isn't normal, he sounds in denial lmao

    • @Jo_Josuke
      @Jo_Josuke 2 роки тому +114

      Then he adds "how is it broken if i don't use it" like he didn't literally say he turns it on to prevent it from getting gross 🤣

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash Рік тому +92

      ​@@Jo_Josuke Mechanical things tend to break if they go unused for a long time, too.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Рік тому +104

      "You're dishwasher is broken."
      "That's impossible."

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl Рік тому +5

      wait what? mine makes those sounds too but it's not broken tho

    • @burr69
      @burr69 Рік тому +1

      This ladies and gentleman is a good example of people brainwashed by dishwasher propaganda

  • @evancrew1234
    @evancrew1234 2 роки тому +2228

    we need a “testing infomercial products” stream

    • @tinyybiceps
      @tinyybiceps 2 роки тому +96

      Need him to review the clever tongs

    • @RordamJ
      @RordamJ 2 роки тому +93

      I would love a brutalmoose/jerma crossover stream where they test out infomercial stuff.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 роки тому +76

      There are a lot of channels that review informercial junk. If we got Jerma to do it it would have to be like the easy bake oven stream. He's tasked with making a meal and can only do it with informercial tech.
      Oh shit, that sounds great. Hopefully, someone gives him that idea.

    • @lumpler8559
      @lumpler8559 2 роки тому +9

      @@RordamJ that would be amazing

    • @vilcsith
      @vilcsith 2 роки тому +11

      Jerma never does this stuff "just cause", he's totally setting up for some big stream on the easybake oven-level.

  • @Sasiskin7823
    @Sasiskin7823 2 роки тому +344

    I'd like to think that there is somewhere a lady who has ALL of the infomercial kitchen appliances, and when she sees a new one, she goes "I NEED IT!" Her kitchen looks like its Willi Wonkas factory, just filled to the brim with all the gadgets, stirring and whirring and beeping.

  • @hdouirgzz9m687
    @hdouirgzz9m687 2 роки тому +395

    the whole "shitfaced guy in black and white" approach to infomercials really does make them 3x funnier

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 Рік тому +28

      "I had five beers now I'm gonna cut some veggies"

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +8

      For me it's the person who's so skonked out of their gourd they're trying to make edibles but don't measure the ingredients and just keep making shit shrivelled up failed brownies

  • @Creature665
    @Creature665 2 роки тому +305

    "It's not stirring. It's just moving around"
    How the hell was this man a teacher

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming Рік тому +35

      by lying I assume

    • @mrgameface1912
      @mrgameface1912 Рік тому +46

      ​@@TheVincenzoGaming Like in school of rock

    • @heIIy
      @heIIy Рік тому +5

      @@mrgameface1912 those kids learned though

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc 2 роки тому +1323

    "this actually looks kinda useful"
    JERMA, it's a GLASS TUBE. you can do the same thing with a bong.

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 2 роки тому +149

      >implying Jerma420 doesn't know this already

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +129

      When they took the wind completely out of his sails by explaining water still needed to be boiled first

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 2 роки тому +46

      Which of course, he knows, as he already owns 48 bongs.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 2 роки тому +71

      I've seen how clean you guys keep ya bongs I ain't using it for other things

    • @happybadger3351
      @happybadger3351 2 роки тому +60

      @@Kryptnyt gives it seasoning

  • @kazzoey9164
    @kazzoey9164 2 роки тому +677

    i love how he reacts in absolute shock and horror at the mention of chocolate and strawberry flavors mixed together, as if that’s not one of the most popular dessert flavor combos

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 2 роки тому +26

      1:06:03

    • @User7624name
      @User7624name 2 роки тому +88

      He HATES fruits and vegetables

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 2 роки тому +20

      Honestly tho chocolate and strawberry are pretty gross together imo

    • @Tarnished-bn5gq
      @Tarnished-bn5gq 2 роки тому +15

      Chocolate and fruit don’t go together well, so showing chocolate and fruit combined would reasonably cause him to have a visceral reaction of disgust.

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 2 роки тому +168

      @@Tarnished-bn5gq I would kill a man for a single chocolate covered strawberry, we are not the same.

  • @Squiggums799
    @Squiggums799 Рік тому +142

    "Why do you have a backpack on" and "It's not a Grindr date!" never fail to make me completely lose it. Same with "He's calling from jail".

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid 2 роки тому +447

    $19.95: A literal working portable grill, as well as a full cutlery/kitchen utensil set
    Also $19.95: Three pieces of plastic to mould cupcakes and an activity book

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +53

      For me it's that shitty silicone hat that you can put brownie batter in and it would.... make brownies. Like bro, you could pour brownie batter in a fleshlight and bake it and it would make brownies.

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas Рік тому +26

      @@JacobKinsley you could but you probably shouldn’t 😭😭

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      It's always the same kids and voice over that does the shitty overpriced baking utensils too

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +15

      ​@@JacobKinsleyyeah but it's a cool hat

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +7

      @@PeptoAbismol Yeah but you can't use it as a fleshlight when you're done with it

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 2 роки тому +833

    I feel like most of these are meant for old people. The fact Jerma actually thinks some of these products are a good idea just confirms that he's on his way to the nursing home.

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, these came from the "inventing entrepreneur" era in the early 00s where everyone thought they were a genius trying to patent simple things, and some of the smarter ones figured out how to make supply lines from china to make these things for cents. Some of those selling for $10 probably cost less than 10 cents to make each. That's why they can give you four or even five for free and not give a shit.
      Now Amazon controls all.

    • @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus
      @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus 2 роки тому +1

      They totally are, senior citizens and physically/mentally disabled people. Just look at how many of them compare using the product to some basic mundane physical task. "If you can turn a doorknob, you can use this product!", "If you can twist an ice cube tray, you can use the brownie baker!" Etc. It's demonstrating that it's an accessible product for people who struggle with anything but the simplest actions needed to properly function at home, demographics that also happened to spend a lot of time watching daytime tv during this time period.

    • @kantanenakseli8886
      @kantanenakseli8886 2 роки тому +95

      Some of them do seem practical tbh

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +190

      @@kantanenakseli8886 nursing home. Now.

    • @opo2597
      @opo2597 2 роки тому +7

      He's a boomer, after all.

  • @JojoTheVulture
    @JojoTheVulture 2 роки тому +275

    My favorite thing about the Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill Infomercial is that, implied by the name, it is HIS grill, he made it. BUT throughout he has zero idea what it is capable of, like he's being introduced to it for the first time.

    • @journeysa
      @journeysa Рік тому +59

      He's constantly being surprised by his own genius, clearly.

    • @microfighterz
      @microfighterz Рік тому

      @@journeysa not unlike hogan to blow smoke up his own ass

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Рік тому +15

      "This is mine now, I made this :)"

  • @lethauntic
    @lethauntic 2 роки тому +410

    I love the Pastafina, because of how utterly useless it is. When chat said it was literally just a plastic tube, they were right. All that talk about how great it cooks your pasta, when it's just a tall container. I mean, it does cover the entirety of the spaghetti, but like, when you put it in a pot it becomes flaccid anyways. Most other infomercials do _something._ Maybe not a good something, but something nonetheless. Pastafina is a tall cup.

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 Рік тому +13

      I thought it was a glass tube? Either way it had plastic fittings. Do not expose plastic to high temperatures! The plasticizers will leach out and they're all terrible for your endocrine system. Plus, the plastics will harden and get brittle. Even 150f, etc is hot enough to do it.
      How much this happens of course depends on the type of plastic and what plasticizers we're used but generally speaking most plastic plates/bowls should be kept cold.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +8

      @@cheyannei5983 mmmm mmm middle aged mom with microwave plastic bowl with milk butter cheese pasta broccoli and peas makes a meal their whole lineage can appreciate

  • @passadonfreebee8118
    @passadonfreebee8118 2 роки тому +183

    34:09 it's nice that the veggetti is only 60 calories but I'm not sure if I would eat a plastic vegetable shredder

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 4 місяці тому +5

      OKAY BUT LIKE are we not gonna talk about the fact that they were like "pasta is 800 calories" and in the small text it said for a FOUR CUP PORTION, WHO TF EATS 4 CUPS OF PASTA IN ONE SITTING YOU EAT LIKE 3 OUNCES

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 26 днів тому

      ​@@modernmusic52I could I fucking love oversalted pasta with nothing else but salt on it.

  • @Nobody_important9
    @Nobody_important9 2 роки тому +676

    It's unbelievable how Jerma survived all those years if he's having problems wtih doing anything

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 2 роки тому +103

      It’s thanks to his wide arsenal of 19.99 gadgets

    • @Wells13555
      @Wells13555 2 роки тому

      @@moonlightning8269 nineteen ninety FIVE you IMBICILE. are you trying to make us LOSE BOARD MEMBERS?

    • @antifreezeoverice
      @antifreezeoverice 2 роки тому

      @@moonlightning8269 quick! take away four of those cents before the board fires you!

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Рік тому +4

      Cutting butter isn’t like cutting CARROTS dude. I laughed so hard and he just sat there watching the most classic scam product infomercial.

  • @alexandram3383
    @alexandram3383 Рік тому +191

    1:14:28 I literally could not stop laughing at Jerma's reaction to Baked Alaska. "That's scary"

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 26 днів тому +4

      He's like a dog seeing anything for the first time.

  • @Emolga2225
    @Emolga2225 2 роки тому +670

    hearing "Jeremy" use the term "Fire" to describe his "Mother's" zucchini noodle soup... he's too young to be 36

    • @Nixkip
      @Nixkip 2 роки тому +17

      bro what

    • @rudelittleant3654
      @rudelittleant3654 2 роки тому +46

      @@Nixkip you heard em

    • @Moolassy
      @Moolassy 2 роки тому +4

      @@rudelittleant3654 🤳

    • @commentaccount7880
      @commentaccount7880 2 роки тому +62

      Bro you're gonna freak when you find out people any age can say new words

    • @Emolga2225
      @Emolga2225 2 роки тому +9

      @@commentaccount7880 ok

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 2 роки тому +137

    "Mr. Chef Tony, you only get one phone call, so make sure its to someone important."
    "Okay. 2:41:46 "

  • @dragonlogos1
    @dragonlogos1 2 роки тому +453

    1:00:00 this rant was something i realized when I was watching an episode of doomsday Preppers and before a commercial they did a when we return segment. And it was like “food will be scarce in the post apocalypse so Martha and Greg have been planing a food source” and it cut to a close up shot of their like 400 pound 14 year old son.
    Then it zoomed out to show him holding a rabbit cage.
    That editor know what he did and I am sure he still laughs about it to this day.

    • @plzifan3773
      @plzifan3773 2 роки тому

      especially since you starve to death when eating rabbit

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +1

      I love how Americans just irreparably destroy their kids bodies like this.
      OK that was a little bit of a drastic way of saying it but still

    • @maya-jj5cm
      @maya-jj5cm Рік тому +1

      😊

  • @familyguygaming_
    @familyguygaming_ 2 роки тому +165

    “SKIP THE CARROTS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY TONY?!?” while talking about chicken pot pies was one of my favorite jerma moments of all time

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +23

      Skipping carrots on a chicken pot pie is like skipping the lettuce on a burger. Like bro, no one will act surprised when you die of clogged arteries at age 30.

    • @gnashattack1
      @gnashattack1 Рік тому +4

      @@JacobKinsley he's already 56

  • @grit1
    @grit1 2 роки тому +300

    What he didn't mention as a part of every deal is the very quiet 'just pay additional shipping and handling.' They aren't giving you anything for free.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 роки тому +77

      All for just (32 subsequent payments of) $19.99! What a deal!!

    • @cosmiceclipse3142
      @cosmiceclipse3142 2 роки тому +26

      @@MrSkerpentine *19.95, obviously makes it so much cheaper

  • @bucket399
    @bucket399 2 роки тому +107

    I like how at the top of Hulk Hogan's commercial the grill was apparently "his latest invention" but then later he's entirely skeptical of it being able to make grilled cheese sandwiches in 30 seconds

    • @jasper_the_ghost
      @jasper_the_ghost Рік тому +23

      Well duh, he made it to smash onto the head of his opponents in the ring. The whole food thing was just a nice plus.

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +8

      ​@@jasper_the_ghosthulk hogan bodyslamming someone onto his Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 8 місяців тому

      ​@@PeptoAbismol 4th degree burns

  • @DiabloPablo42
    @DiabloPablo42 2 роки тому +313

    How does he have any money at all? He sat here for nearly FOUR HOURS and "wowed" at nearly every product.

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Рік тому +10

      Oh my god that’s so funny

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Рік тому +24

      He's a streamer, you expect him to be good with spending money? He's only doing this to fuel his smoked German cheese addiction.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Рік тому +5

      ​@@Vaguer_WeevilI remember when he paid for an entire freaking carnival on stream lol

  • @thegayestgaycat5253
    @thegayestgaycat5253 2 роки тому +158

    Those black and white clips of the people failing to do the simplest activities gives the same vibe as those obnoxious mobile game ads where the player keeps failing at the game with "99.9999% of people will fail!!" At the top

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 2 роки тому +10

      don't even get jerma started on mobile games. i started regularly getting that "slide the pin and get the coins" ad that he talked about and i share his frustrations

    • @Wolfbarr01
      @Wolfbarr01 Рік тому +4

      legally skilled

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Рік тому

      ​@@Wolfbarr01is that a Denny Gorzongo reference?

  • @antisnowman
    @antisnowman 2 роки тому +689

    I'm usually not a fan of gross out humor, but when Jerma talked about the guy gagging pulling hair out of the drain, I cried laughing. Best stream 2022

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +57

      Plumbers gagging is TOP tier humor dude

    • @Beefyface
      @Beefyface 2 роки тому +32

      Was so happy I finished eating shortly before that ad. F to those that weren't so lucky

    • @rhizome550
      @rhizome550 2 роки тому +30

      i had this video on for like 3 hours doing other stuff. had already seen this comment. somehow i managed to start cooking right at the moment this advert came on. am i cursed?

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 2 роки тому +15

      @@rhizome550 Repent

    • @woahtransbeuponye1084
      @woahtransbeuponye1084 2 роки тому

      @@Beefyface that was me, i was right in the middle of my lunch :'(

  • @SpectralMarker142
    @SpectralMarker142 2 роки тому +148

    Jerma truly is a “family” Streamer.
    Because he treats his chat like family. The way a father would treat a son. He tolerates them when they’re rowdy, and even calms them down at times.
    Jeremy listens and watches chat when they talk. When people say “goodnight” Jerma says “have a good rest.” He listens to the suggestions of chat and does everything he can to make them happy, even if it means planning things months in advance. He reads every question he is given, and answers them honestly. He treats his chat like one big family.
    Which makes Jerma a “Family” Streamer.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +21

      This reads like something from talk to transformer

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Рік тому +12

      Family roleplay andy

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +15

      3/6 marks for the analysis.
      The key point you missed is this is "How the ideal father would treat his son". The crucial fact is that Jerma acts as a role model for these people, especially those without a good father figure in their life. This is a key distinction as to why jerma provides a more soothing and relaxed experience to other streamers of his caliber. In a way, you could say that jerma’s beta dad style approach as a video game streamer is what many wish for in a father figure. Most of these individuals grew up with a very fractured relationship with their fathers and relied heavily on their mothers to support them in a sense that it was their mother who provided the father figure. What most lack is a supportive father figure to help guide them through the confusion of life.
      The qualities Jerma portrays through his "father" character allow the chat members who frequent his channel to relax, be themselves and most of all never feel that they are in danger of being called out. And when they are, it is either of no real consequence or actually brings something positive to the chat. Fear of speaking out is very common among those without a real father figure, and that is where Jerma truly shines because he provides a safe haven for those who feel alienated, as long as you follow the rules.
      The problem for Jerma is that he is mainly focused on being a gamer and just that one stream. One which is special to him and has nothing to do with his new role as "dad". He is in fact, the only dude we know of who is focused on gaming at the moment. If he sticks with that niche and just brings gaming with him, he has a pretty good chance at keeping his audience despite the popularization of esports. That being said, I personally believe it is not the right choice for him to change and try and expand his audience. With so many people streaming in every genre nowadays, the audience for video game streams is rapidly growing so the opportunity to gain a large following is now high.
      If Jerma can expand his viewership to, say, a bit more than 40,000, he can start thinking about growing his popularity to the point that he can break into the mainstream community. With that and a competitive mindset that allows him to grow on his own without being controlled by the idea that you need to be the "streamer" in order to survive. This is probably the case of the "slow burn" trend that many successful esports personalities employ.
      This brings us to one of the biggest differences between jerma and the traditional twitch streamer: Jerma isn’t really a streamer. He is essentially a community member that has been given the power to direct a community. In a way, you could say he is the "father" of Twitch and Twitch chat. The only thing he has to do is provide a safe and exciting space for the community to let loose and talk to one another. He has the power to fire out bad messages, which he does for any given reason.
      An ideal answer to the question is as follows: "If I had to choose between streaming as jerma or as dad, I would choose dad". Jerma has grown a following of mostly dads and he also has a large audience which probably sees his words as guidance rather than insults. As a father and streamer, he is the father that the people in his chat love and trust. However, as a Twitch streamer, his brand has to change. He will have to be exposed to more people and have to interact with them more, which does not appeal to him as a streamer and will probably not appeal to the Twitch chat.

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler Рік тому +2

      Wow guys look it's Jerma's *son*

  • @gamergirlkara1007
    @gamergirlkara1007 2 роки тому +476

    Him getting super excited over the butter slicer was great lol

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 2 роки тому +55

      You gotta admit:
      1. It's practical
      2. Will see a lot of use (anytime you get out the butter)
      3. Most likely product to do exactly what it advertises
      Hell, I kinda want one, only thing I question is if I could store it in the butter compartment in my fridge (I'm guessing not likely).

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +71

      I was unimpressed until they said that each slice was made to be approximately 1/4 tablespoon, that's genuinely useful if you do a lot of baking.

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 роки тому +43

      +2 to both of these comments. plus, it would be very useful for disabled or elderly individuals.
      and, i mean, for me personally, i don't need more than the slice size on a piece of toast. and yet, i am forever putting too much on my food and getting crumbs in the butter 😧 they just took a common problem and made a simple solution. i'd buy it 🔥

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +25

      It's so ingenious, but at the same time I imagine it only lasts a minute or two out the fridge without getting gummed up with half melted butter and would be a BITCH to clean.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +25

      @@JacobKinsley I mean, it's just butter. Would probably melt fine if you rinsed it out with hot water.

  • @upsyturvyy
    @upsyturvyy 2 роки тому +45

    I dont really know where the "andy" jokes originated from, but they're one of my favorites ever. "chef andy" actually made me stop breathing for a second 😭😭

  • @DustyManwich
    @DustyManwich 2 роки тому +425

    Stream of the year contender, something about the face cam and seeing his reactions to when the commercials show the people flipping a burger out of a pan or the brownies stuck to the baking sheet made my sides hurt

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 2 роки тому +69

      Consoomer sensory videos

    • @evil_bratwurst
      @evil_bratwurst 2 роки тому +29

      @@hada__02 middle aged father of 5 consumer who hates his wife sensory videos

  • @thatmikee
    @thatmikee 2 роки тому +100

    at the beginning he’s always hesitant, but then he falls for them hook,line and sinker.

  • @lednord741
    @lednord741 2 роки тому +103

    *guy opens grill to reveal pizza*
    "Is that a pizza?"
    *Hulk Hogan sees the pizza*
    "That is a pizza"

  • @foxsyd555
    @foxsyd555 2 роки тому +55

    as a cat owner i can confidentially say that all the cats during the kitty shack commercial were high on catnip and in any sober state they wouldn't even touch it

  • @kirbykinnie3691
    @kirbykinnie3691 2 роки тому +314

    Ppl say that he's insane for just streaming him watching infomercials for 3 hours but in early high school i used to come home and watch the infomercial channels on tv for fun. So I mean yeah y'all have a point but it fun i can't lie

    • @blueberrymuffin36
      @blueberrymuffin36 2 роки тому +73

      all this tells me is that you are the perfect jerma viewer. 100% targeted stream for you specifically

    • @kirbykinnie3691
      @kirbykinnie3691 2 роки тому +27

      @@blueberrymuffin36 exactly

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 2 роки тому +18

      I remember when I was a child I had to sit through these just to get to the cartoons on TV, and now they are sitting deep inside my memory.

    • @pindaunt3r534
      @pindaunt3r534 2 роки тому +2

      @The Lonely Proto relatable

    • @bridgetkv
      @bridgetkv 2 роки тому +12

      When I was a kid I would wake up at 6am almost every weekend to watch infomercials

  • @joweechao
    @joweechao 2 роки тому +33

    i love how Jerma pauses the video by clicking the play button like a teacher who doesn't know you can click the middle of the screen to pause and has very low mouse sensitivity

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 5 місяців тому +4

      yeah, jerma WAS a substitute teacher, makes sense

  • @scumbaggo
    @scumbaggo 2 роки тому +264

    My local mall had an "as seen on tv" store, jerma would have loved it. they'd probably still be in business if he lived near me.. man, that also unlocked some really happy memories for me. they also had a discovery channel store and my mom would get me something every time we went.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +23

      As Seen On TV was AWESOME for last minute christmas gifts

    • @ethanb.3984
      @ethanb.3984 2 роки тому +34

      You said that like this is a video of his funeral

    • @happybadger3351
      @happybadger3351 2 роки тому +29

      @@ethanb.3984 Jeremy has been dead for 5 years, Ethan.

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 2 роки тому

      Concord Mills? If not ig there were a lot that went out of business. I think my ma wanted me to go there and i couldn't find it so i called the mall directory just to see if it was even still there and it wasn't on the list. It disappeared.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 2 роки тому +6

      There's an as seen on TV area or store in pretty much every mall or store big enough to fit one in Ontario.

  • @SteveJobbed
    @SteveJobbed 2 роки тому +43

    Imagine if the only food you were allowed to eat for the rest of your fucking life was someone else’s mother’s meatloaf

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 роки тому +282

    GOD!! Manipulating ground beef is SOOOOO HARD!!! I need exactly 67 different specific inventions to help me with my malleable meat meals.

    • @CGFillertext
      @CGFillertext 2 роки тому +8

      Whenever I make ground beef tacos or something, I always have a surprisingly tough time flipping over the ground beef while I’m cooking it and smashing it up

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 2 роки тому +71

      @@CGFillertext turn off the black and white filter

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +13

      @@CGFillertext mash it up, don't flip it. What is wrong with you man. You aren't making a burger.

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 26 днів тому

      Man sized ground beef.

  • @blantisulatorblanston53
    @blantisulatorblanston53 Рік тому +43

    The hulk pretending to struggle to pick up a panini maker is hilarious.

  • @Considerers
    @Considerers 2 роки тому +817

    This was a man-sized stream

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +53

      Honestly 3 hours is pretty kid sized for Jerma. He spent over 4 hours in total chasing his car on foot in The Long Drive

    • @JDMar0810
      @JDMar0810 2 роки тому +12

      @@Patrick.Weightman 1:02:00

    • @JDMar0810
      @JDMar0810 2 роки тому +18

      @@Patrick.Weightman in case someone was skipping through the stream and wanted to know what this was referencing

    • @TheBearWithOrangeFur
      @TheBearWithOrangeFur 2 роки тому +4

      But was it also Hulk sized?!

    • @Squiggums799
      @Squiggums799 Рік тому +4

      Funny because Jeremy is such a fun-sized little guy.

  • @BlackClaude
    @BlackClaude 2 роки тому +93

    So nice of Hulk Hogan to let all those families live in his house and use the ultimate grill to feed themselves!

    • @irurwurst
      @irurwurst 2 роки тому +8

      perfect for the executive!

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 2 роки тому +893

    Why are people who don't do react content regularly always the best at reacting? This shit is so fucking entertaining

    • @nesman1927
      @nesman1927 2 роки тому +359

      They’re better because they haven’t been been completely drained of all humor or interest by “reacting” to things for years on end. The only time reactions are truly entertaining is when they’re genuine, and the person watching actually has a passion/interest/hatred in what they’re reacting to. Most “reactors” just leech off of other peoples content for free entertainment value and would be nothing if they didn’t have the videos to react to.

    • @PaizuruInsanal
      @PaizuruInsanal 2 роки тому +63

      Because this is Jerma we talking about.

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 2 роки тому +27

      depends on what they're reacting to, too. if it's another youtuber's content, then it's kind of scummy unless they can add to the dicussion / only show the highlight reactions. if it's something like old advertisements, it's more forgiveable, i.e Chadtronic and Jacksepticeye react to old commercials, think 80s, 90s, early 00s

    • @felsics9441
      @felsics9441 8 місяців тому +1

      I have great news from the future about Jerma’s 2024 plans

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 роки тому +248

    Living Bubble makes me feel bad, that's like actual goldfish torture.

    • @lavadad2629
      @lavadad2629 2 роки тому +71

      And the turtle too!!

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому +15

      Ohhh my god Zach, why did you just leave the fish alone with living bubble god dammit.

    • @dominic2060
      @dominic2060 2 роки тому +15

      I physically cringed when the girl tapped the bubble.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +33

      Upper middle class americans when they're bored: hmm today I think I will torture another living being

  • @MrCris2021
    @MrCris2021 2 роки тому +742

    Jerma is the reason why these infomercials are popular. I feel like he would buy a lot of these scam products.

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 2 роки тому +111

      the PFOA and microplastics filling his body are what make him such a powerful streamer

    • @kiffy00
      @kiffy00 2 роки тому +3

      2:14:28

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 роки тому +1

      He’s to smart for some, and I’m like Jerma why do you believe this.

    • @unofficialfr3dfo041
      @unofficialfr3dfo041 2 роки тому +54

      I mean not all are scams. In a lot of cases people just sell Their actually cool ideas to these shopping channels because they lack the connections to get into real stores. Then the inventors get scammed though and the channel uses cheap materials to save money

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 роки тому +6

      @Victoria that's really interesting! i wonder how many actually made it to mass production (or whatever the right term is). a lot of these - whether they're intended for disabled people or not - really do seem useful, it'd be a shame if they never got into circulation.

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore Рік тому +12

    I cannot understand how that microwave french fry maker would claim to work as shown. The actual crunch of fries is due to the high heat of oil toasting and maillarding the exterior as water rushes out of the potato, and a microwave can't produce that heat because it heats from within the food's interior, and only to boiling, never at the heat needed to maillard potato starch. That crunch sound is a clear diversion because they won't be crunchy fries, but soft rubbery sticks.

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob Рік тому +5

      I mean - MOST of these products were outright scams. My mom and I ordered something similar when I was like 8 - thing just never showed up.

    • @unityofvitality-5875
      @unityofvitality-5875 4 місяці тому

      you can clearly tell they're soggy and nasty as fuck

  • @spartanseventyeight8673
    @spartanseventyeight8673 2 роки тому +256

    Someone needs to tell jerma the thing about the metal utensils only applies to non stick pans because itll break the protective coating which beneath is Teflon which causes cancer

    • @ismaelrodriguez714
      @ismaelrodriguez714 2 роки тому +63

      I was actually thinking of that when I watched the vod. For cast iron and steel pans the scratching is more about extending the lifespan of it, but even so it's more of a suggestion because even if you make an active effort to scratch them every use they last a fairly long time.
      Teflon on the other hand!! You got to either use a bubble wrapped silicon spatula with a laser thermostat attachment or perfect your gravity defying telechintic pan flip in addition to developing daredevil heat sense ability to scramble some non-stick cancer free eggs in the morning. In addition to that remember to clean them with the soft spot of the sponge, make sure nothing is in contact with the teflon while drying and eigther buy a pan cover or remember to not put anything on it while in storage.
      He talks about it as if it's some weird cooking "respect your tools" etiquette, when in reality a scratch in that thing is a serious biohazard.

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 роки тому +30

      Teflon doesn't cause cancer - a material that used to be used in the production of teflon does.

    • @ismaelrodriguez714
      @ismaelrodriguez714 2 роки тому

      @@axderwraith1486 wel...my dude...I'm sorry to say that you probably read a teflon funded research paper, ever since the dangers of pfa's the teflon companies have been trying to:
      1 down play the severity of pfa's dangers (and at the same time installing and giving weekly maintenance to some heavy duty water filters to nearby communities my theory as of why is to prevent a civil lawsuit and prevent a increase in cancer cases undeniably linking the two)
      2 they are betting the Gov will take their sweet time on expanding the bioha mantle to the rest of tha pfa compounds family i.e. epa says PFOA is a bio hazard don't use it; companies put a groucho mask on a similar, almost indistinguishable molecule and says "this one is chill and doesn't produce cancer compounds, trust me bro when have I lied to you?
      teflon is recommended to be thrown away as soon as you see a scratch on it, it's not explicitly said why but we know why that is. And for anybody anxious about the build up of junk in our blood a recent study showed that regularly donating blood helps to keep the concentration of several hazardous compounds low, so go help save lives and get your blood filtered at the same time, take advantage of it before thay start changing that shis.

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 роки тому +13

      @@ismaelrodriguez714 well, I'll definitely try to look into that when I get the time then. Trusting businesses is generally a bad idea, yeah.

    • @shoopnooop2952
      @shoopnooop2952 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah i use metal with my cast iron just fine. Making pancakes and eggs just fine where the infomercial acts like its impossible to make.

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 2 роки тому +77

    Jerma: pronounces Veggetti like vagina
    The commercial: the Veghetti... Veghetti... buy a Veghetti now!
    Jerma: so anyway the Vejetti,,

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 роки тому +193

    The crux of at least half of these devices is that they say 'its simple to clean and dishwasher safe' when its actually that you now have this device that has like 12 different pieces that take up half the dish washer plus if its an electric appliance theres probably a base you need to clean from stuff that drips onto it.
    I laughed out loud when they were showing them put the Hulk grill into the cabinet and said 'its as easy as storing a box of cereal' But the cabnet was like a trash can slotted space and the thing took up a good 10" in width. Like 4x the size of a family sized cereal box. But sure, just as easy to store away because physics and universal displacement laws dont apply to it.

    • @doin10hitcombos
      @doin10hitcombos 2 роки тому +1

      Magic Hulk Grill bro

    • @danieltaylor8421
      @danieltaylor8421 2 роки тому +16

      The dishwashers were always funny in these cause it never shows it closed cause the shit won’t fit, or you need to take out a whole rack

    • @FreePheoniix
      @FreePheoniix 2 роки тому +12

      The whole world is your cupboard when the Hulk Grill burns down your house!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +8

      That cake tin was like "dishwasher safe" and literally took up an entire drawer

  • @jasper_the_ghost
    @jasper_the_ghost 2 роки тому +64

    48:58 Damn that man was eatin’ that burrito like it was his last day alive

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +22

      Absolutely RELIEVED to have that mouthful of tortilla

  • @andrewcoe3343
    @andrewcoe3343 2 роки тому +69

    Jerma literally PRAYING with both hands clasped for Hulk Hogan to appear made my day

  • @valenvenus
    @valenvenus Рік тому +39

    "it's a grinder date."
    wow. imagine going to your grinder dates house and you're like "so?...what now? 😏" and he goes "Well I just got the Veggetti. wanna make zucchini pasta?"
    sounds like the best date ever.

    • @tmanbonkenbills8960
      @tmanbonkenbills8960 7 місяців тому +3

      "When we're done with dinner, I have brownies with edges while we play Five Nights at Freddy's."

  • @Yohoat
    @Yohoat 2 роки тому +187

    "Nobody likes another mother's meatloaf."

    • @Lumber_jocks
      @Lumber_jocks 2 роки тому +19

      Is he wrong tho?

    • @darkdreamsdontdie7785
      @darkdreamsdontdie7785 2 роки тому +9

      I don’t like any mother’s meatloaf. I would sell my mother to North Korea if she ever decided to make a meatloaf.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +5

      Never had a loaf

    • @Yohoat
      @Yohoat 2 роки тому

      @@Lumber_jocks yes, all loaf is good loaf.

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 роки тому +5

      @@Yohoat bad take yohoat. i only like my mom's loaf. anything else is a goddamn disgrace to meatloaf

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +40

    3:18:38 that is not normal cat behaviour there's just a shitton of catnip directly underneath that blanket

  • @nintendofan222222222
    @nintendofan222222222 2 роки тому +116

    2:24:00 it's hilarious how it's advertized to cover every inch of the pot, and then in every single example after it's just stuck in the middle

    • @mildlyupset6011
      @mildlyupset6011 2 роки тому +12

      It looks like it would jam up if it had to stir anything thicker than air

  • @Sleepytechnician
    @Sleepytechnician 2 роки тому +58

    “It’s ALWAYS about the juiciness of the steak”. That’s how we can tell that this psychopath only eats steak at The Olive Garden.

  • @Motormusker
    @Motormusker 2 роки тому +202

    I love that whenever people react to infomercials they always have one presenter that they love and then they destroy every other person who isn’t their favourite

  • @theoppositeistrue
    @theoppositeistrue 2 роки тому +152

    I think that the war on cooking oils was around the same time that elementary school gym class was really pushing the food pyramid. Oil was at the very top, meaning it was meant to be eaten the least. Which is true i guess but no one is drinking cups of the shit. I also remember that around this time, acne medication commercials also talked about limiting oil consumption.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 2 роки тому +61

      People have these weird and dated ideas about dieting and wellness that are dated af, but thanks to pop culture and marketing persist. Case in point, excessive carbs are usually what ends up being stored as fat, but everyone thinks that eating fats and oils = storing them as fats and oil.
      My other favorite example is how everyone is always afraid of sodium when in reality unless you have a heart or kidney condition all you need to do is drink enough water.

    • @tac6557
      @tac6557 2 роки тому +3

      @@warbossgegguz679 Just east less calories and burn more

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 2 роки тому +6

      @@tac6557 I mean, that's ACTUALLY the best way to lose weight so long as you dont delve into malnutrition, but gluttony is a hell of a drug and America is extremely high on it. Lol.
      Also worth noting that what I described is literally what made the Atkins diet so mind boggling to people. Because that's how it works.

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 2 роки тому +28

      Speak for yourself, I myself have a healthy cup of canola oil every night before bed

    • @colinmallery50
      @colinmallery50 2 роки тому +30

      Food pyramid is absolutely insane, don’t have any fats but have like 10 servings of carbs a day

  • @pepispogo3819
    @pepispogo3819 2 роки тому +57

    57:10 what kind of fucked up dishwasher does jerma own

    • @amissamente
      @amissamente 2 роки тому +23

      “it’s not fucked up that’s impossible” says streamer whose dishwasher is CLEARLY fucked up

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +8

      Jeremy's Dishwasher Atrophy

  • @valn9_
    @valn9_ 2 роки тому +55

    35:01 we actually had this thing at my work, we made zucchini noodles to sell to people. it was honestly the most fun item to make and i was genuinely sad when they told me i couldnt make it anymore

  • @finnianheart
    @finnianheart 2 роки тому +179

    its a different one, but my parents have one of those "egg genie" type egg cookers bc we eat a lot of eggs. it's great if you regularly cook a fuckton of boiled eggs. if you dont, not worth it

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax 2 роки тому

      i was immediately thinking of people trying to up their protein intake. they'd make a killing off the gym rat population

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 2 роки тому +15

      There is no doubt that these products have at least one function, but the commercial begins when they start trying to show another use for these singular function devices.
      It’s good to hear someone use this, as well as recognize the extreme specificity that it used for!

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +52

    34:03 This yucky icky pasta only fills you up and leaves you feeling satisfied, how disgusting! Why not have gluten free, unfulfilling, mounds of salad that will just make you hungry and want to snack an hour later?

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 2 роки тому +58

    Legit, Jerma just watching old/funny videos and shooting the shit with chat make for some of the best streams IMO.

  • @peteallyn412
    @peteallyn412 2 роки тому +39

    30:00 the same crunching noise for every french fry had me rollin’. Hilarious.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 5 місяців тому

      my sides were hurting from laughing so hard

  • @faussesecurite7915
    @faussesecurite7915 2 роки тому +88

    25:50 I like it when jerma has fun 🙂

  • @kyojin7177
    @kyojin7177 2 роки тому +124

    Jerma being genuinely disappointed when they don't say "technology" is the best.

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 роки тому +86

    his dishwasher rant is the most deranged I've ever seen him

  • @andrewdoyle2723
    @andrewdoyle2723 2 роки тому +23

    The he's calling from prison joke nearly made me piss myself

  • @agentstickfigure01
    @agentstickfigure01 Рік тому +17

    I watch this every time before bed. This stream was super cozy

  • @kirbymods5549
    @kirbymods5549 2 роки тому +19

    It seems a lot of people forget that Jerma is liking these products based on the assumption that they actually work perfectly

  • @LovelySoftSnow
    @LovelySoftSnow 2 роки тому +60

    holy shit this guy is 36 years old

  • @deezznuts5396
    @deezznuts5396 2 роки тому +20

    Half of these are “do you want to cook your food that shouldn’t be cooked in the microwave using a microwave? And maximize your intake of micro plastics as you do it??”

  • @ryanclemons1
    @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +284

    Jerma saying he hates useing the dishwasher is the most insane thing he has done on stream...

    • @catboywizard
      @catboywizard 2 роки тому +91

      as someone who doesn't own a dishwasher I was clenching my fists with rage the entire time

    • @PalKiba
      @PalKiba 2 роки тому +10

      Jarma683 has always been insane though.

    • @dial2616
      @dial2616 2 роки тому +60

      is it crazier than him admitting he ate chipped teflon for 30 years?

    • @silverope
      @silverope 2 роки тому +30

      This guy HATES kitchen appliances

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +1

      @@dial2616 yes :)

  • @_slashes
    @_slashes 2 роки тому +53

    Infomercials give off so much nostalgia, I miss the early 2000's

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 2 роки тому +5

      i remember coming home from middle school and just plopping down on the couch, then infomercials would pop up pretty much every commercial break...good times...

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 2 роки тому +111

    All I could hear for this entire segment was "Are you tired of peel, peel, peeling potatoes? STOP!"

    • @SausageBrosdotbik
      @SausageBrosdotbik 2 роки тому +9

      Introducing the Handy Peel, the quick and easy way to prepare a meal.

    • @Kuzon9
      @Kuzon9 2 роки тому +5

      STTTAAAAHHHHPPP

  • @Lilacdieselx
    @Lilacdieselx 2 роки тому +153

    next time jerm does this segment, he should do a tier list as he goes along to rank which ones he would most likely/ not likely buy.

    • @octocoq
      @octocoq 2 роки тому +6

      seconded

    • @yiik710
      @yiik710 2 роки тому +18

      watch quite literally all of them be in b

    • @JoeKenyon
      @JoeKenyon 2 роки тому +4

      Jerm

  • @pokeygorilla9368
    @pokeygorilla9368 2 роки тому +70

    Just after 52:31 "No, a raccoon got in the house" omfg. That one really got me.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +33

    I can't wait for Jeremy Elbertson's Ultimate Grill, which gets recalled due to its tendency to combust when not used for Coffee, Cheetos or Chicken

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 роки тому +126

    I hate TV but I would absolutely watch a sitcom thats just a family thats constantly buying As Seen on TV items. Like entire episodes devoted to the new thing they got and how they deal with it. But other items recur throughout the show.

    • @jupita551
      @jupita551 2 роки тому +5

      There's german show like that, there's a bunch of people trying out weird stuff and rating it and it's pretty entertaining ngl

  • @linkariusu4407
    @linkariusu4407 2 роки тому +33

    22:40 I got whiplash by how accurate his informercial voice over voice is.

  • @jingusjongus9377
    @jingusjongus9377 2 роки тому +38

    You can use the second magic meal as an urn to store grandmas ashes because you killed her with the microwave chicken you made with the first magic meal lol

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 2 роки тому +29

    45:02 I love that she says croissant with an uwu voice

  • @wereridinginasnake2129
    @wereridinginasnake2129 2 роки тому +25

    extremely high streamer laughs at the voices in his head while watching cable television

  • @didyougetanyofthat
    @didyougetanyofthat 2 роки тому +24

    1:58:00 Jerma, you're a streamer. You can fake your own participation in a infomercial, with a green screen. Jerma, you're a streamer, you can fake your own infomercial

  • @yorteammate2566
    @yorteammate2566 2 роки тому +35

    It's literally shark tank but with jerma so I guess it'd be piranha pond or guppie gulf

  • @woooboboob
    @woooboboob 2 роки тому +36

    1:13:13 absolutely LOSING it at the face he makes when the two ladies come on screen 😭😭😭

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +9

      Such a lesbian zorn addict that the sight of two women makes his mind immediately flash up a neon light saying "time to zerk!"

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse Рік тому +1

      @@JacobKinsley ew

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +2

      @@junezdollhouse don't worry he watches all kinds of zorn

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse Рік тому

      @@JacobKinsley still ew

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      @@junezdollhouse what are you, a nun?

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 роки тому +44

    god I remember some of these so vividly. back when I actually watched TV

  • @ashsquest1235
    @ashsquest1235 2 роки тому +15

    THE FACT that it's Hulk's Ultimate Grill but it looks like he's seeing it for the 1st time is honestly funny

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 2 роки тому +30

    I love how Jerma's reaction to these is almost uniformly "Huh. That actually sounds pretty good. I'd love that."
    Never change, ya big lug. XD