Turns Out Humans Aren't Just Indestructible, They're Also Ridiculously Kind | HFY Story

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  • @mischavanasperen3063
    @mischavanasperen3063 Місяць тому +161

    If you can't fix it with duct tape you're not using enough duct tape.

    • @jeffwilsonpdx
      @jeffwilsonpdx Місяць тому +13

      Hold my beer and watch this.

    • @antonioarreola3097
      @antonioarreola3097 Місяць тому +1

      ​​@jeffwilsonpdx Every station in the quadrant just issued an evacuation warning.

    • @LoveShaysloco
      @LoveShaysloco Місяць тому +7

      And a blow torch. Moves not supose to duct tape. Dosnt moves needs to. Can't be stuck if liquid

    • @Bigshotpapyrus
      @Bigshotpapyrus Місяць тому +4

      Fax

    • @victoriakiteley8337
      @victoriakiteley8337 27 днів тому +2

      Bwhahahah 😁, that's what my dad says 😊

  • @jordan9604
    @jordan9604 Місяць тому +82

    Quick note. Humans basically have 3 categories for other species. 1. Food 2. Friends 3. Potentially food.

    • @Jedapoo
      @Jedapoo Місяць тому +18

      Don't forget 4. Potentially friend 😂

    • @stevenlavoie8897
      @stevenlavoie8897 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Urathear1434
      @Urathear1434 Місяць тому +19

      5. Inedible (Haven't figured out how to eat safely) enemy

    • @JTruong3rd
      @JTruong3rd Місяць тому +8

      You mean Edible, Edible Once, and Determined to be Edible.

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 Місяць тому +2

      @@Jedapoo So they are potentially food?

  • @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29
    @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29 Місяць тому +51

    These aliens are just like the volgans from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy having too much paper work just to get something simple done 😅

    • @TheBaitos
      @TheBaitos 3 дні тому

      I wouldn't be surprised if the AI that made this story was fed that as training data

  • @armandoa2484
    @armandoa2484 Місяць тому +35

    Lol, loved the story ❤! In the famous words of Douglas Adam’s , humans are classified as Mostly Harmless 😊

  • @The_Immortal_Brim_Stone
    @The_Immortal_Brim_Stone Місяць тому +22

    Love how the story rough cuts at 20:55 to a completely different sentence.

    • @danielbenyair300
      @danielbenyair300 Місяць тому +2

      no, that line is pretty accurate

    • @BrambleJam
      @BrambleJam 18 днів тому

      I was just going to say that, at like 20:58 is a different sentence ending than what it started as.

  • @watchdogCZ
    @watchdogCZ Місяць тому +15

    That was a great and funny HFY story. Thank you.

  • @frankfernandez6299
    @frankfernandez6299 Місяць тому +8

    And another fun story. Love this channel.

  • @jeffwilsonpdx
    @jeffwilsonpdx Місяць тому +89

    If you don't laugh at thse videos, then something is wrong with you. Check your maintenance manual for missing updates.

    • @valiii4542
      @valiii4542 Місяць тому +8

      Enjoyed the story but i really need to find my maintenance manual. Any idea where to find that?

    • @F0XYMan
      @F0XYMan Місяць тому

      @@valiii4542 same

    • @jeffwilsonpdx
      @jeffwilsonpdx Місяць тому +3

      @@valiii4542 Did you look under your roll of duct tape?

    • @Seirra-117wastaken
      @Seirra-117wastaken Місяць тому +3

      I kept laughing at “predatory kindness” lmao that sounds like something an introvert would say

    • @paulmccormick
      @paulmccormick Місяць тому +1

      I genuinely enjoy them for falling asleep to , some tripy dreams when smoking 😂

  • @quentinsaville2950
    @quentinsaville2950 Місяць тому +13

    At 20:53 minutes there is a jump, Non linear transition from story line A to subsequent story line. Form 273.9A required to commence psychological Trauma counseling due to SJT {story Jump Trauma}.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Місяць тому +7

    Oh no we ARE dangerous apex predators if we have to be, we just prefer not to be.

  • @thatguy9088
    @thatguy9088 Місяць тому +1

    Critical facilities guy here. And you might be surprised how often turning something off, and back on again, or just smacking it actually works.

  • @m.a.jarrar4103
    @m.a.jarrar4103 Місяць тому +11

    Thanks for this, it was pretty funny.

  • @zacharychavez3482
    @zacharychavez3482 17 днів тому +2

    "Drinks poisons and corrosive substances for fun..."
    I mean, when you put it that way, I guess we would sound pretty scary.

  • @carrieannmcleod5219
    @carrieannmcleod5219 Місяць тому +5

    Enjoyed the story very much. Thanks.

  • @quentinsaville2950
    @quentinsaville2950 Місяць тому +3

    Personally I'd say Cricks was showing significant courage while in danger of vacuum exposure, let alone proximity to a predatory lifeform! lol

  • @papafrank7094
    @papafrank7094 Місяць тому +2

    Wonderfully done. You win the "First Smile of the Day" award from me.

  • @lynneclark5313
    @lynneclark5313 Місяць тому +7

    {8:30} "... emergency ceiling." What the h3ll is an emergency ceiling? Is that a ceiling that pops down when you don't like the current ceiling, or when that ceiling breaks? {12:57} That is a COM [communication] system, not a "calm" system.

    • @Laughingreaper54321
      @Laughingreaper54321 Місяць тому +3

      I believe it meant "sealing" as in sealing the room

    • @lynneclark5313
      @lynneclark5313 Місяць тому

      @@Laughingreaper54321 Yes, but the author NEEDS to read the work BEFORE putting out on the channel.

    • @Laughingreaper54321
      @Laughingreaper54321 Місяць тому

      @lynneclark5313 agreed

    • @joshuaclaassen9325
      @joshuaclaassen9325 Місяць тому

      Is the captioning A.I. generated? Someone needs to teach it how to spell, if that's the case...

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Місяць тому

      ​@@joshuaclaassen9325 Definitely AI gen.

  • @madi4642
    @madi4642 Місяць тому +17

    Annyone not surprised that the station A.I is actualy sentient. I mean sure it is from an advanced bureaucratic groupe of aliens species that turn blind eyes to the fact that their A.I is sentient.
    And the A.I really do enjoy being passif agressif...😂😂😂😂

    • @Emblyon
      @Emblyon Місяць тому

      Especially regarding human jokes 😂

  • @saytaylor3603
    @saytaylor3603 Місяць тому +6

    surprised the warning lights are red. We have them red because the color of blood alerts us. If they have copper based blood like a horseshoe crab, wouldn't the lights be blue?

    • @joshuaclaassen9325
      @joshuaclaassen9325 Місяць тому +1

      If it's copper-based, shouldn't it be green? Blue is cobalt.

    • @jasonmaughan2731
      @jasonmaughan2731 26 днів тому

      Horseshoe crab blood is blue/ blue-green. It contains hemocyanin. Google can be your friend.

  • @akawater
    @akawater 13 днів тому

    I was so sad and now I'm so happy! Thank you for sharing.

  • @blisterbill8477
    @blisterbill8477 16 днів тому +1

    Pathologically helpful.
    😬👍

  • @the_letter_j9223
    @the_letter_j9223 12 днів тому

    Love the Brazil reference at 12:43. Form 27B-6.

  • @dustinschuman4948
    @dustinschuman4948 26 днів тому

    I like these alot. They utilize human empathy as the overall strength of mankind.

  • @ihyduseek
    @ihyduseek Місяць тому +2

    this is a good one

  • @SeanErnstHuerva
    @SeanErnstHuerva Місяць тому +4

    Imagine having to ban dad jokes 😂😂😂

  • @iamnoone9041
    @iamnoone9041 Місяць тому +5

    Man, when we start using actual AI, if it doesn't wipe us all out, I hope it's like the AI in these stories because it is hilarious.

  • @gwolfstahl
    @gwolfstahl Місяць тому +4

    "Bureaucratic harumph"...

  • @sigep93
    @sigep93 Місяць тому

    So funny, awesome job.

  • @aslurmyfrog
    @aslurmyfrog 22 дні тому

    I just can't help but imagine Will Forte playing playing Pete. Anyone else?

  • @Kevin.King71
    @Kevin.King71 Місяць тому +3

    When in doubt, reboot.

  • @TanksForTheMammeries
    @TanksForTheMammeries 28 днів тому

    Good story.

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 24 дні тому

    Human Threat Assessment: Harmless until provoked by danger, boredom, or impossibility.

  • @yaroslavpanych2067
    @yaroslavpanych2067 Місяць тому +1

    Okay, what about this stupid gaps? At 21:00. It is not like a word was skipped, but whole sentence, even paragraph!

  • @vedantshastri8799
    @vedantshastri8799 26 днів тому +1

    Whats a HFY?

  • @andrefolkmann49
    @andrefolkmann49 Місяць тому

    omg that last one almost made me do a spit take XD i love these stories! so stupid that they proberbly would happen XD

  • @kathygrant7021
    @kathygrant7021 Місяць тому

    So I'm binging on this channel and there is some continuity between the episodes. I watched the cat one, the dog one and Hold my Beer.

  • @FreijaVanir
    @FreijaVanir 22 дні тому

    “They are not predators “. Right….

  • @nathanaelszafranski2261
    @nathanaelszafranski2261 26 днів тому

    Rough glitch at 20:56

  • @lenewen605
    @lenewen605 19 днів тому

    God I love these….

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard Місяць тому +1

    May the great bureaucracy? Do you never run out of clever things to say

  • @otakulord1
    @otakulord1 26 днів тому

    Got skippy around 20m50s... what did we miss out on?

  • @clintonstephenson2528
    @clintonstephenson2528 Місяць тому +3

    It's funny but way to close to true people I know

  • @kristomonieth
    @kristomonieth Місяць тому +1

    Canadians would terrify them with sorry lmao

    • @WandaHadley
      @WandaHadley Місяць тому

      What about Australians?

    • @kristomonieth
      @kristomonieth Місяць тому

      @@WandaHadley lol the heat would melt em, like us lmao.... but the lingo like British would just confuse first lmao!!! =D

  • @MilodicMellodi
    @MilodicMellodi 19 днів тому

    I swear some of these AI-generated pics are nightmare fuel.

  • @Kasiek2011
    @Kasiek2011 24 дні тому

    Come here often? 😀

  • @kalfkeith5646
    @kalfkeith5646 Місяць тому

    I should radobandon Radoban cause my jokes are so radobad that I'd get radobanned.

  • @DanJones-np8xb
    @DanJones-np8xb 26 днів тому

    They banned WHAT!?
    No

  • @kenjackben
    @kenjackben Місяць тому

    what if in the distant future humans develop a resistance impact trauma

  • @matchacl
    @matchacl 24 дні тому

    What is it with these author's and interpretive dance?

  • @teynryn831
    @teynryn831 Місяць тому +2

    Humans, kind? Bahahaha! Good thing this is fictional. Reality be often disappointing. 🥶

    • @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29
      @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29 Місяць тому +1

      @@teynryn831 maybe in 200 years

    • @Sly_Wolf
      @Sly_Wolf Місяць тому +1

      @@Moosemoose29Moosemoose29 Bold of you to assume we wont be rocking this mad max style in 200 years lmao

    • @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29
      @Moosemoose29Moosemoose29 Місяць тому

      @@Sly_Wolf I said maybe didn't i

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 Місяць тому

    not predators??

  • @stephaniewilson3955
    @stephaniewilson3955 Місяць тому +4

    Yet another section repeated. It rather ruins the flow of this entertaining story.