At 20:53 minutes there is a jump, Non linear transition from story line A to subsequent story line. Form 273.9A required to commence psychological Trauma counseling due to SJT {story Jump Trauma}.
{8:30} "... emergency ceiling." What the h3ll is an emergency ceiling? Is that a ceiling that pops down when you don't like the current ceiling, or when that ceiling breaks? {12:57} That is a COM [communication] system, not a "calm" system.
Annyone not surprised that the station A.I is actualy sentient. I mean sure it is from an advanced bureaucratic groupe of aliens species that turn blind eyes to the fact that their A.I is sentient. And the A.I really do enjoy being passif agressif...😂😂😂😂
surprised the warning lights are red. We have them red because the color of blood alerts us. If they have copper based blood like a horseshoe crab, wouldn't the lights be blue?
If you can't fix it with duct tape you're not using enough duct tape.
Hold my beer and watch this.
@jeffwilsonpdx Every station in the quadrant just issued an evacuation warning.
And a blow torch. Moves not supose to duct tape. Dosnt moves needs to. Can't be stuck if liquid
Fax
Bwhahahah 😁, that's what my dad says 😊
Quick note. Humans basically have 3 categories for other species. 1. Food 2. Friends 3. Potentially food.
Don't forget 4. Potentially friend 😂
😂😂
5. Inedible (Haven't figured out how to eat safely) enemy
You mean Edible, Edible Once, and Determined to be Edible.
@@Jedapoo So they are potentially food?
These aliens are just like the volgans from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy having too much paper work just to get something simple done 😅
I wouldn't be surprised if the AI that made this story was fed that as training data
Lol, loved the story ❤! In the famous words of Douglas Adam’s , humans are classified as Mostly Harmless 😊
Love how the story rough cuts at 20:55 to a completely different sentence.
no, that line is pretty accurate
I was just going to say that, at like 20:58 is a different sentence ending than what it started as.
That was a great and funny HFY story. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it!
And another fun story. Love this channel.
If you don't laugh at thse videos, then something is wrong with you. Check your maintenance manual for missing updates.
Enjoyed the story but i really need to find my maintenance manual. Any idea where to find that?
@@valiii4542 same
@@valiii4542 Did you look under your roll of duct tape?
I kept laughing at “predatory kindness” lmao that sounds like something an introvert would say
I genuinely enjoy them for falling asleep to , some tripy dreams when smoking 😂
At 20:53 minutes there is a jump, Non linear transition from story line A to subsequent story line. Form 273.9A required to commence psychological Trauma counseling due to SJT {story Jump Trauma}.
Oh no we ARE dangerous apex predators if we have to be, we just prefer not to be.
Critical facilities guy here. And you might be surprised how often turning something off, and back on again, or just smacking it actually works.
Thanks for this, it was pretty funny.
You're welcome!
"Drinks poisons and corrosive substances for fun..."
I mean, when you put it that way, I guess we would sound pretty scary.
Enjoyed the story very much. Thanks.
Personally I'd say Cricks was showing significant courage while in danger of vacuum exposure, let alone proximity to a predatory lifeform! lol
Wonderfully done. You win the "First Smile of the Day" award from me.
{8:30} "... emergency ceiling." What the h3ll is an emergency ceiling? Is that a ceiling that pops down when you don't like the current ceiling, or when that ceiling breaks? {12:57} That is a COM [communication] system, not a "calm" system.
I believe it meant "sealing" as in sealing the room
@@Laughingreaper54321 Yes, but the author NEEDS to read the work BEFORE putting out on the channel.
@lynneclark5313 agreed
Is the captioning A.I. generated? Someone needs to teach it how to spell, if that's the case...
@@joshuaclaassen9325 Definitely AI gen.
Annyone not surprised that the station A.I is actualy sentient. I mean sure it is from an advanced bureaucratic groupe of aliens species that turn blind eyes to the fact that their A.I is sentient.
And the A.I really do enjoy being passif agressif...😂😂😂😂
Especially regarding human jokes 😂
surprised the warning lights are red. We have them red because the color of blood alerts us. If they have copper based blood like a horseshoe crab, wouldn't the lights be blue?
If it's copper-based, shouldn't it be green? Blue is cobalt.
Horseshoe crab blood is blue/ blue-green. It contains hemocyanin. Google can be your friend.
I was so sad and now I'm so happy! Thank you for sharing.
Pathologically helpful.
😬👍
Love the Brazil reference at 12:43. Form 27B-6.
I like these alot. They utilize human empathy as the overall strength of mankind.
this is a good one
Imagine having to ban dad jokes 😂😂😂
Just criminal dang it😂😂😂
Man, when we start using actual AI, if it doesn't wipe us all out, I hope it's like the AI in these stories because it is hilarious.
"Bureaucratic harumph"...
So funny, awesome job.
I just can't help but imagine Will Forte playing playing Pete. Anyone else?
When in doubt, reboot.
Good story.
Human Threat Assessment: Harmless until provoked by danger, boredom, or impossibility.
Okay, what about this stupid gaps? At 21:00. It is not like a word was skipped, but whole sentence, even paragraph!
Whats a HFY?
omg that last one almost made me do a spit take XD i love these stories! so stupid that they proberbly would happen XD
So I'm binging on this channel and there is some continuity between the episodes. I watched the cat one, the dog one and Hold my Beer.
“They are not predators “. Right….
Rough glitch at 20:56
God I love these….
May the great bureaucracy? Do you never run out of clever things to say
Got skippy around 20m50s... what did we miss out on?
It's funny but way to close to true people I know
Canadians would terrify them with sorry lmao
What about Australians?
@@WandaHadley lol the heat would melt em, like us lmao.... but the lingo like British would just confuse first lmao!!! =D
I swear some of these AI-generated pics are nightmare fuel.
Come here often? 😀
I should radobandon Radoban cause my jokes are so radobad that I'd get radobanned.
They banned WHAT!?
No
what if in the distant future humans develop a resistance impact trauma
What is it with these author's and interpretive dance?
Humans, kind? Bahahaha! Good thing this is fictional. Reality be often disappointing. 🥶
@@teynryn831 maybe in 200 years
@@Moosemoose29Moosemoose29 Bold of you to assume we wont be rocking this mad max style in 200 years lmao
@@Sly_Wolf I said maybe didn't i
not predators??
Yet another section repeated. It rather ruins the flow of this entertaining story.