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They Took a Human Prisoner and Doomed Their Entire Civilization" | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
They Took a Human Prisoner and Doomed Their Entire Civilization" | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
Discover an epic tale of bureaucratic revolution in "They Took a Human Prisoner and Doomed Their Entire Civilization" - a hilarious science fiction story that proves sometimes the greatest weapon against an advanced alien civilization is plain old human efficiency.
Meet Dana Cooper, an ordinary satellite maintenance engineer who accidentally triggers the downfall of the galaxy's most bureaucratic species. When the Zeta-9 Confederacy abducts her during a routine satellite repair, they have no idea they've captured someone with humanity's most dangerous trait: common sense.
This story chronicles how one human's simple approach to getting things done manages to completely revolutionize an alien civilization drowning in its own paperwork. Watch as Dana introduces the concept of "just fix it" to a species that requires three different forms just to document their intent to file more forms.
From the moment Dana boards the alien ship "Excessive Documentation," you'll witness the hilarious clash between human practicality and alien bureaucracy. Watch as she navigates through a civilization where every action, no matter how small, requires mountains of paperwork and multiple committee approvals. See how her simple act of fixing a coffee machine without proper documentation starts a chain reaction that brings an entire galactic government to its knees.
Follow Dana's journey from confused prisoner to efficiency consultant as she inadvertently sparks a revolution in alien productivity. Experience the chaos as she introduces radical concepts like "doing things without filing paperwork first" and "fixing problems instead of documenting them." Watch as her influence spreads from a single maintenance bay to entire fleets, transforming a stagnant civilization into one of actual progress and achievement.
This story combines elements of classic science fiction with sharp wit and satirical commentary on bureaucratic excess. It's perfect for fans of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Terry Pratchett's work, and anyone who's ever fought against needless red tape. The narrative expertly balances humor with genuine character development, while delivering a satisfying tale of human ingenuity triumphing over systemic inefficiency.
The story also serves as a clever critique of modern bureaucratic systems, using alien civilization as a mirror to reflect our own society's sometimes absurd dedication to paperwork over progress. Through Dana's adventures, we explore themes of efficiency, innovation, and the power of practical thinking in the face of institutional inertia.
Whether you're a science fiction enthusiast, a fan of workplace humor, or someone who's ever been frustrated by unnecessary bureaucracy, this story offers something for everyone. It's a tale of how sometimes the most revolutionary act is simply getting things done, and how one person's practical approach can change an entire civilization.
Join us for this entertaining journey through space, efficiency, and the power of cutting through red tape. Watch as humanity's practical nature proves more powerful than any advanced alien technology, and discover why sometimes the best solution is the simplest one.
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The Empire Sent Their Greatest Warriors, Humans Sent One Angry Mechanic With A Wrench | HFY Story
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The Empire Sent Their Greatest Warriors, Humans Sent One Angry Mechanic With A Wrench | HFY Story When the most advanced alien civilization in the galaxy threatens Earth with their unstoppable fleet, humanity's last hope turns out to be Dave Cooper, a grumpy maintenance engineer who just wants to finish his morning coffee. This hilarious sci-fi tale follows Dave's reluctant journey from fixing ...
Alien Fleet Panics as Human Warships Swarm Like Angry Hornets | HFY Story
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Alien Fleet Panics as Human Warships Swarm Like Angry Hornets | HFY Story Experience the ultimate collision of gaming culture and space warfare in this hilarious science fiction story that proves humanity's greatest weapons might just be our weird hobbies and stubborn creativity. When the mighty Hegemony Fleet arrives to subjugate Earth, they expect to find a primitive civilization ready for co...
The Burning Ship Was Too Hot For Any Species But A Human Walked In Anyway to Save The Alien Child
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The Burning Ship Was Too Hot For Any Species But A Human Walked In Anyway to Save The Alien Child Experience "The Burning Ship Incident," a hilarious sci-fi adventure that showcases humanity's unique ability to survive extreme conditions. Follow Commander Jack "Fireproof" Murphy, the most questionably qualified safety inspector in the galaxy, as he embarks on a daring rescue mission aboard the ...
Galactic Council Stunned as Humans Settle on a World That Should Have Wiped Them Out Instantly | HFY
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Galactic Council Stunned as Humans Settle on a World That Should Have Wiped Them Out Instantly | HFY Join us for a hilarious science fiction adventure that explores what happens when aliens discover humans' bizarre tolerance for deadly atmospheres! "A Study On Why Humans Consider Deadly Atmospheres Just Slightly Uncomfortable" follows the increasingly bewildered Dr. Blorp, a xenobiologist whose...
The Last Words From A Legendary Pirate Queen Before She Made The Mistake Of Raiding Human Space
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The Last Words From A Legendary Pirate Queen Before She Made The Mistake Of Raiding Human Space Experience the hilarious misadventures of Admiral Zazzix the Magnificent, the most feared space pirate in the galaxy, as she makes the catastrophic decision to invade human space. This entertaining sci-fi story combines classic space opera elements with modern internet culture in a unique and engagin...
When The Most Feared Species Started Bringing Their Wounded To Human Doctors | HFY Story
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When The Most Feared Species Started Bringing Their Wounded To Human Doctors | HFY Story Description: Experience the hilarious tale of how humanity became the galaxy's most trusted healthcare providers in "The Universal Health Coverage" - a story that proves sometimes the best weapon is a well-stocked first aid kit. When the most feared warrior species in the galaxy, the Krax'xi, starts showing...
Why Even The Most Desperate Pirates Would Rather Starve Than Touch A Human Supply Line | HFY
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Why Even The Most Desperate Pirates Would Rather Starve Than Touch A Human Supply Line | HFY Ever wondered why space pirates avoid human cargo ships like they're filled with radioactive mimes? Join us for this hilarious sci-fi adventure that reveals the shocking truth behind the galaxy's most entertaining deterrent system! Follow the misadventures of Captain Blorg and his crew aboard the starsh...
Space Pirates Made a Worst Mistake When They Decided To Board A Human Passenger Ship | HFY
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Space Pirates Made a Worst Mistake When They Decided To Board A Human Passenger Ship | HFY Embark on an extraordinary journey through the cosmos in this thrilling and hilarious science fiction story that proves why the galaxy's most notorious pirates should have read the fine print about human cruise ships. When the feared Crimson Tentacle Fleet, led by the overconfident Captain K'rax the Unsto...
The Last Message Of a Dead Galaxy Was Never Stop Humans From Protecting The Weak | HFY Story
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The Last Message Of a Dead Galaxy Was Never Stop Humans From Protecting The Weak | HFY Story Dive into this hilarious and heartwarming science fiction story that showcases humanity's greatest strength: our unstoppable desire to protect and care for every creature we meet. When Captain Parker "Sparks" O'Malley discovers a mysterious floating jellyfish-like creature named Bubbles, he unknowingly ...
The Day The Galaxy Learned Why Only Humans Work As Emergency Responders | HFY Story
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The Day The Galaxy Learned Why Only Humans Work As Emergency Responders | HFY Story Journey into the chaotic heart of Galactic Central Station in this hilarious sci-fi adventure that answers the age-old question: Why are humans the galaxy's go-to emergency responders? Follow Zack Thompson, a burnt-out human EMT, and his gelatinous partner-in-training, B'lorp, as they navigate the daily chaos of...
The Real Reason The Galaxy Calls Human Rescue Teams When All Hope Is Lost | HFY Story
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Join us for an epic sci-fi comedy adventure that reveals the hilarious truth behind humanity's unique position in galactic rescue operations. "The Real Reason The Galaxy Calls Human Rescue Teams When All Hope Is Lost" follows the misadventures of Captain Jack "Lucky" Murphy and his unconventional crew aboard the aptly named spaceship "Last Resort." When the Galactic Council faces an impossible ...
Today We Learned Why Even Predators Trust Humans With Their Cubs | HFY Story
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Today We Learned Why Even Predators Trust Humans With Their Cubs | HFY Story Experience an incredible tale of human ingenuity and our species' unique ability to care for the galaxy's most dangerous offspring in this captivating science fiction narrative. Follow Captain Jack "Jackie" Roundhouse, Human Diplomatic Liaison on Space Station Omega-7, as he faces an unprecedented challenge: babysittin...
The Galaxy Never Recovered From Seeing Humans Fix Ships Mid Combat | HFY Story
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The Galaxy Never Recovered From Seeing Humans Fix Ships Mid Combat | HFY Story Dive into this incredible tale of human ingenuity meeting alien bureaucracy in "The Galaxy Never Recovered From Seeing Humans Fix Ships Mid Combat." This story explores what happens when humanity's practical approach to engineering collides with the galaxy's strict maintenance protocols, resulting in chaos, confusion...
The Medical Bay Still Cant Explain What Happens When You Try To Kill A Human | HFY Story
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The Medical Bay Still Cant Explain What Happens When You Try To Kill A Human | HFY Story Dive into this hilarious sci-fi story where human resilience meets alien medical confusion! Join Commander Jack "Lucky" Murphy as he accidentally turns a diplomatic reception into a scientific crisis by consuming various lethal substances and somehow getting stronger. This story perfectly captures the essen...
Nobody Expected Earth Schools To Be More Intense Than War Zones | HFY Story
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Nobody Expected Earth Schools To Be More Intense Than War Zones | HFY Story
The Worst Mistake In Alien History Started When They Showed Deathworlders their War Machines | HFY
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The Worst Mistake In Alien History Started When They Showed Deathworlders their War Machines | HFY
The Most Terrifying Sound In The Universe Is Humans Getting Excited About Military Equipment | HFY
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The Most Terrifying Sound In The Universe Is Humans Getting Excited About Military Equipment | HFY
The Aliens Still Has Nightmares About The Day They Let Humans Test Their Planet Killer Technology
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The Aliens Still Has Nightmares About The Day They Let Humans Test Their Planet Killer Technology
After Ten Thousand Years We Finally Learned Why Humans Let Us Study Them | HFY Story
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After Ten Thousand Years We Finally Learned Why Humans Let Us Study Them | HFY Story
We Thought We Could Conquer Earth, Then Humans Stopped Being Nice | HFY Story
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We Thought We Could Conquer Earth, Then Humans Stopped Being Nice | HFY Story
The Galaxy Said Humans Were Too Violent, Until They Saw Why We Fight | HFY Story
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The Galaxy Said Humans Were Too Violent, Until They Saw Why We Fight | HFY Story
Aliens Were Confused Why Humans Call Their Engineers 'Wizards'-Then They Witnessed a Miracle | HFY
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Aliens Were Confused Why Humans Call Their Engineers 'Wizards'-Then They Witnessed a Miracle | HFY
Aliens Learn The Hard Way That Human Grandparents Are The True Apex Predators | HFY Story
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Aliens Learn The Hard Way That Human Grandparents Are The True Apex Predators | HFY Story
Earth Commander Confesses His Crimes To Alien Council | HFY Story
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Earth Commander Confesses His Crimes To Alien Council | HFY Story
Alien Warriors Learn Why You Never Wake A Human Child From Their Nap | HFY Story
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Alien Warriors Learn Why You Never Wake A Human Child From Their Nap | HFY Story
Deathworlders Are Using the Stupidest Weapon I've Ever Seen | HFY Story
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Deathworlders Are Using the Stupidest Weapon I've Ever Seen | HFY Story
Aliens Laughed at "Fragile" Humans, Until They Saw Us Regenerate | HFY Story
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Aliens Laughed at "Fragile" Humans, Until They Saw Us Regenerate | HFY Story
Why the Galaxy's Most Peaceful Species Chose to Stand with Humanity | HFY Story
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Why the Galaxy's Most Peaceful Species Chose to Stand with Humanity | HFY Story
When We Said The Cave Was Full Of Flesh Eating Bacteria Deathworlders Just Grinned And Said Let's Go
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When We Said The Cave Was Full Of Flesh Eating Bacteria Deathworlders Just Grinned And Said Let's Go

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  • @dieternoll2878
    @dieternoll2878 2 хвилини тому

    👍👍👍

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 5 хвилин тому

    47 year update time, most definitely a Windows operating program.

  • @eichzoernchen
    @eichzoernchen 14 хвилин тому

    seems very German to me😅 greetings from Germany

  • @bearprower
    @bearprower 30 хвилин тому

    Baby Shark that's beyond cruel people have been sued for looping that

  • @TheBetterManInBlack
    @TheBetterManInBlack 47 хвилин тому

    Aliens were obviously ex Microsoft employees. Or, maybe Adobe.

  • @ronprince1478
    @ronprince1478 Годину тому

    🤔🤔🤔😎

  • @bearprower
    @bearprower Годину тому

    I know you want to stop the intruder but I'd think no shooting blasters in maintenance tunnels with cables and pipes that could be readily hit

  • @ZubZAQ
    @ZubZAQ Годину тому

    This is the funniest story I've heard so far 🤣😂🤣

  • @m2hmghb
    @m2hmghb Годину тому

    As a computer guy who got volunteered all the time to fix things I can commiserate.

  • @fredmaxwell9619
    @fredmaxwell9619 Годину тому

    This was so funny and enjoyable to listen too. No dying but everything ending happily.

  • @michaelpettersson4919
    @michaelpettersson4919 Годину тому

    This one is a real gem. Four hours life support left and months of processing time to get approval to repair said life support. 😂

  • @Janewski11
    @Janewski11 2 години тому

    I agree with Dave when he said, "you have a redundant program for a redundant program, but you don't have a rollback program?" I do have a rollback program called, "Rollback RX Pro" that is well worth the money.

  • @DanielHeath-e5d
    @DanielHeath-e5d 2 години тому

    All I’m getting from this is just we have the magic 40K ork magic 😂

  • @ronsindric4241
    @ronsindric4241 2 години тому

    FANTASTIC ! Wonder what Cutler and Petzold would have to say about this Tale. Am sure Torvalds is laughing his head off :-)

  • @PeterLGଈ
    @PeterLGଈ 3 години тому

    "Something that sounded expensive made a noise that expensive things should never make." 😂😂 That's a great line! 😂

  • @thominaduncanson7596
    @thominaduncanson7596 3 години тому

    Very amusing story! Glad I was NOT drinking anything when I read “wings”…the resultant explosion of mirth might have blown out a window. 😉 Wonder if the author should send a copy to you-know-who? 😎

  • @Odd_Interaction
    @Odd_Interaction 3 години тому

    Rodriguez and Chen strike again!!

  • @paigeonr6383
    @paigeonr6383 3 години тому

    And i could totally think, yeah, we humans would do that :D

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 3 години тому

    Alien Pirate: *tries to take a human vessel* Humanity: *Gaslights, memes and uses phycological warfare* man this is way better than doing this online

  • @snorkus4790
    @snorkus4790 4 години тому

    I am feared in my industry, simply because I read. White papers, citations, Reddit references. But the reason I have been trotted out to receive awards… why my telephone number is safeguarded but liberally distributed to those in need? Why I’m described as indispensable? Why my title and business card, simply says, “Fixer”, and my telephone number… I read the instructions. I make a lot of money. A lot. Because I’m the knowledge base.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 години тому

    Nothing like good old fashioned percussive maintenance. Oh HELLS! I remember Vista! It was GHASTLY!

    • @Player_36C
      @Player_36C 48 хвилин тому

      Everything after windows xp sucked as far as Im concerned.

  • @johnsanford3596
    @johnsanford3596 4 години тому

    "That's exactly the kind of question that gets answered dramatically and violently." 😂😅😂

  • @Reh8111
    @Reh8111 4 години тому

    Excellent story, had me chuckling all the way through. 5 star.

  • @armandoa2484
    @armandoa2484 4 години тому

    Nobody that I know ever reads all that fine print. It’s easier just to click ok then it is to read two hundred pages of legal talk that is written so nobody understands it! Good story 👍👍👍

  • @Sci-FiRealm
    @Sci-FiRealm 4 години тому

    Today We Learned Why Even Predators Trust Humans With Their Cubs - ua-cam.com/video/DQgUI1WAtGQ/v-deo.html

  • @llovebleach6530
    @llovebleach6530 4 години тому

    Have to agree about the coffee. Do not mess with me during my first cup

  • @depot-lb8hl
    @depot-lb8hl 5 годин тому

    If it ain't broke, don't update it! Nobody ever reads the compatibility notes.

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 5 годин тому

    Australia, a place where evolution took a bunch of caffeine and decided to experiment. Sounds about right.

  • @edbergin4902
    @edbergin4902 5 годин тому

    It was very entertaining!

  • @jacobrobinson4444
    @jacobrobinson4444 5 годин тому

    This is great.

  • @governedmoth1749
    @governedmoth1749 5 годин тому

    Hi

  • @SocietyTomorrow
    @SocietyTomorrow 5 годин тому

    I don't know why, but I absolutely lost it at "physics occurs"

  • @miguelcastaneda7257
    @miguelcastaneda7257 6 годин тому

    Trying to recall issue but was a story like thus in the old periodical...humans were tinkerers galaxy kept them around they could fix without knowing

  • @toomanyjstoomanyrs1705
    @toomanyjstoomanyrs1705 6 годин тому

    Tokyo Drift, getting the respect it deserves centuries after its release.

  • @JamieReyes-u2y
    @JamieReyes-u2y 6 годин тому

    Not now Hal! Lol ❤

  • @ormanay
    @ormanay 6 годин тому

    Are these A.i. generated or is there a human author? Nobody seems to take credit, so im guessing the real horror is being entertained by a bot and commenting as the last human on the dead internet .

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 5 годин тому

      So web md is horrifying other bots now?

  • @TrikeRoadPoet
    @TrikeRoadPoet 7 годин тому

    Still laughing!!!

  • @voctorfloud9341
    @voctorfloud9341 8 годин тому

    I hate hate baby shark , I would surrender just make it stop 😂😂😂😂

    • @cortinaman1671
      @cortinaman1671 4 години тому

      Try this in a video meeting: Say out loud "Alexa! play baby shark" Lean back and enjoy the carnage 😄

  • @unitedworld6618
    @unitedworld6618 8 годин тому

    This one is my favorite for all the Sci Fi You Tube stories. Thanks to whoever wrote it.

  • @mrblue4602
    @mrblue4602 8 годин тому

    Make total sense here in Sci-Fi the death worlder. Has extra strength. So heat tolerant would go up . Great different topic ! Thanks!

  • @SonnetSinGrEEK
    @SonnetSinGrEEK 9 годин тому

    You know... the weirdest part of this is it's not wrong 17:44

  • @Harunishi-2409
    @Harunishi-2409 9 годин тому

    As soon as I heard Australian I knew they would be mortified.

  • @cyberstar251
    @cyberstar251 9 годин тому

    why does the voice suddenly change to a female voice at the middle of the video?

  • @marjiscriven9657
    @marjiscriven9657 10 годин тому

    It’s like Switzerland in space, except with more tentacles and better coffee. 😂😂😂

    • @lavonakirtley9280
      @lavonakirtley9280 7 годин тому

      This implies that there are *in fact* tentacles(at least a few) in Switzerland….😂

  • @CharlesRadford-sv7st
    @CharlesRadford-sv7st 10 годин тому

    The brain crunches options and numbers most efficently when the ego is distracted by simple actions like drinking and smoking. freeing up computational brain power .

  • @Laughing_Dragon
    @Laughing_Dragon 10 годин тому

    "I bet that could be friend shaped with enough patience and treats" this writer gets it, "if not friend, WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?" and "if not friend shaped, why not try and make friend shaped?" love this story.

  • @doombybbr
    @doombybbr 10 годин тому

    was half expecting him to just demand their unconditional surrender at the end. the guy already owned the senate before he even walked in the door.

  • @CharlesRadford-sv7st
    @CharlesRadford-sv7st 10 годин тому

    "Never tell me odds." Han solo to c3po

  • @Sunlove229
    @Sunlove229 10 годин тому

    I drive a lot to visit my daughter. Sadly we are far apart but these videos give me some fun while driving to her.

  • @kaykaymishka5548
    @kaykaymishka5548 10 годин тому

    Definitely one of the best stories yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂