Only the "Killer" Humans Came to the Rescue! | Best HFY Stories

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  • @anuragmohan6831
    @anuragmohan6831 8 місяців тому +18

    These stories showed for the first time as humans to be a dominant species, unlike what we have been watching in movies. I love this new approach and concept, great going and please keep them coming...!

  • @cannabunnyol
    @cannabunnyol 8 місяців тому +40

    The galaxy learned a new saying about humans. "Fuck around, find out."

  • @jonathanbaron-crangle5093
    @jonathanbaron-crangle5093 8 місяців тому +22

    I love these stories of "Don't fuck with the Humans"

  • @arthurchadwell9267
    @arthurchadwell9267 8 місяців тому +46

    "The humans were outraged..."
    That's not going to end well! 😄

  • @pvccannon1966
    @pvccannon1966 8 місяців тому +17

    I cant remember where i heard this line. I just remembered, it was buggs bunny after he had been hit by a bull. " OF COURSE U KNOW, THIS MEANS WAR ! " My Father (RIP) would always laugh when buggs said this line. Ex-Army in the late 50s i guess it sparked something in him. Sence he was a kid when Pearl Harbor happened.

  • @bigpuppy9923
    @bigpuppy9923 8 місяців тому +31

    Ice Talks = Eye Stalks.

    • @stephenlitten1789
      @stephenlitten1789 8 місяців тому

      There were more than a couple of "odd" reads/writes in that story

  • @purplegriffin4413
    @purplegriffin4413 8 місяців тому +5

    kinda hits like "With Friends Like These" ... by Alan Dean Foster.

  • @---jx3ql
    @---jx3ql 8 місяців тому +7

    Original Story is way more emotional, the humans answerd

    • @killingjoker797
      @killingjoker797 6 місяців тому

      Where can I find the original

    • @---jx3ql
      @---jx3ql 6 місяців тому

      @@killingjoker797 Google the humans answerd😅 I gues agro squirrel Made that too

    • @nonameman525
      @nonameman525 5 місяців тому

      @@killingjoker797 ua-cam.com/video/77lqtzaKds8/v-deo.html Is closer to the original. The ACTUAL source was somewhere in the comments.

  • @keithmcdonnell4485
    @keithmcdonnell4485 8 місяців тому +38

    The AI generated image has two mouths below a short nose. A small mouth right under the nose, and a normal sized mouth lower down... WTF guys!

    • @Butmunch666
      @Butmunch666 8 місяців тому +5

      Lets not pretend that the person who did this cared about that. This is clearly about views.

    • @markburton5292
      @markburton5292 8 місяців тому +1

      well it was a representation of psychotic human.

    • @1aatlas
      @1aatlas 7 місяців тому

      @@markburton5292 Ive met a few psycho's in my life but they all had only one mouth.

    • @jakevex4198
      @jakevex4198 7 місяців тому

      If you use your thumb to hide the smaller mouth it kind of looks like Buzz Lightyear

  • @grantgunz
    @grantgunz 8 місяців тому +21

    3000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained!

    • @presvest
      @presvest 8 місяців тому +4

      ⁰⁰😊😊⁰😊

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 8 місяців тому +6

      The Gamesters of Triskelion... Classic!

    • @hanovergreen4091
      @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому +2

      200,000!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 8 місяців тому +2

      I’ll up that by 10 bars of gold pressed latinum.

    • @hanovergreen4091
      @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому +3

      This thread is the highest expression of the meaning of The Internet 😆🤗

  • @StephenHutchison
    @StephenHutchison 8 місяців тому +7

    OH lord, that's not a nose, that's another MOUTH! Also you did this story twice, right? Short and Extremely Long Space Opera form?

  • @Maxuras
    @Maxuras Місяць тому

    I think I remember the Story this one is derived from, which I liked more because it was a speculative story about how species from different worlds could have totally different psychologies. The humans forged by their destructive inner conflicts was more violent and more adept at war then all the alien species who reached a space age in peaceful cooperation. But when a purely predatory species arrives on the galactic scene, a second human trait become important: The spirit of cooperation and empathy.
    This story here could just as well be a conflict between different nations, there is nothing making the aliens alien.

  • @camefromthenorth
    @camefromthenorth 8 місяців тому +6

    4000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 8 місяців тому

      You're raising the bid?😂

    • @camefromthenorth
      @camefromthenorth 8 місяців тому +1

      waiting for the next bid that Captain Kirk will become the galaxy's new ruler.

    • @gd3369
      @gd3369 8 місяців тому

      haha

    • @hanovergreen4091
      @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому

      @@camefromthenorth And then they'll come looking for a piece of OUR Action!

  • @Hh11873
    @Hh11873 8 місяців тому +3

    Enjoyed. The voice is easy to listen to.

  • @palerid3r311
    @palerid3r311 7 місяців тому

    This is the forgotten Star Trek recipe that hasnt been seen much in 20 years, humans are incredible once united towards a common goal. If only we could unite and move into the stars.

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 8 місяців тому +4

    This was not “the crucible of war”. From what I heard, it was more a weenie toast over a small campfire.

  • @warrendobler9713
    @warrendobler9713 8 місяців тому +4

    Pity that this was not made into episodic TV. (By someone who loved Sci Fi)

  • @michelbrown1060
    @michelbrown1060 8 місяців тому +1

    I don't know about the 88; yet here it is Pleasant story about humanity acts on earth. Ukrain, gaza. . .Peace and Harmony TO you and Within you for double eternity 8 8

  • @mesmichael
    @mesmichael 8 місяців тому +14

    Moments like "your planet is rich in resources and that's all that matters" + "humans formed trade agreements for the resources they needed to continue expanding" kill entire stories for me.
    Which is it? Are they rich and that's all that matters in the galaxy or do they need to trade to continue as they don't have the resources otherwise?
    Edit 3:12PM 3/29/2024 : The above is an opinion, it presents no facts or arguments, the topic of the post is not the story, its the words used by the author to communicate the story. Opinions are not arguments.

    • @BoxofMadness
      @BoxofMadness 8 місяців тому +3

      have you never heard of greed?

    • @mesmichael
      @mesmichael 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@BoxofMadness IMO you "read" my comment but didn't bother to understand what I was trying to communicate.
      First and primarily:
      My post is not even an argument to be responded to as it is a "report of an emotional state" and not a logical argument with any point or position. so your response contextually is a non sequitur.
      To clarify I never stated that this is unrealistic, or would not happen or anything of the sort, my statement was about me reading a FICTIONAL story, and not liking the contradiction in the FLOW and MEANING of the words being used to explain the story to me by the AUTHOR. Not the content of the internal fictional story piece.
      to address what you actually said though from the context of my post: ( should also reinforce that as this was a "report of an emotional state", i stopped listening to the story after the 4 minute mark, so maybe they are greedy idk)
      Was greed written into the story to be an element of the human characters?
      If so when/where?
      Was that the authors intent?
      If so what is your justification for that being the authors intent?
      If I wanted a justification I'm more then smart enough to come up with one on my own. The fact that I can point out the event in question implies that. I can even come up with ones that don't require the humans to be scum, like different types of resources that are not in the sol system and the need for trade.
      I do apricate the sentiment of providing an answer to a potential question, even if threw miscommunication it was unnecessary, so from that stand point,
      I thank you.

    • @BoxofMadness
      @BoxofMadness 8 місяців тому +2

      @@mesmichael my good man, for someone who is using their intelligence stat to make this statement, did you forget that I just "read" your statement, maybe you need to up your wisdom stat as well.
      It may be a well written and thought out comment, but If I didn't read your comment before, I sure as hell am not reading this one properly now

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 8 місяців тому

      you do know that you can be very rich in a few resources but need others to produce/expand?

    • @dooooodeses
      @dooooodeses 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mesmichael more than*

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 7 місяців тому +1

    "The humans were done playing nice"
    *DOOM kicks in*

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 7 місяців тому

    Isolation does have it's upsides, you're not making friend but you're not making enemies either. Enemies that could potentially get their hands on thing you send to fight them.

  • @perrischoser7957
    @perrischoser7957 День тому

    Very nice

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 8 місяців тому +1

    I just hope the three races who wronged the Humans were not completely eradicated, though

    • @Xaisomi100
      @Xaisomi100 8 місяців тому +1

      every war has those who live on to tell the story otherwise the aliens would still be messing with the humans. While this is story of aliens and space, sadly we do this to our own kind.

  • @glennfrith2804
    @glennfrith2804 8 місяців тому +1

    This story was freaking awesome 88

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 8 місяців тому +1

    Firing even at peaceful civilian freighters?? 😢

    • @marcusanton95
      @marcusanton95 8 місяців тому

      There are no civilians in war, Just ask the Russians, The Japanese of WW2, Germany WW2, England, and so on. Even today, civilians whether doing their jobs or driving down the highway are targeted. Not only by the dictators, Putin's Russian, Ukraine, but by the good ole USA. Shit happens.... Look up carpet bombings of WW2 and since then.

  • @JamesStripling
    @JamesStripling 8 місяців тому +3

    Welp, that AI can't draw faces any better than hands. I didn't know what ice talks were, and I didn't know the Dolan skied. The narration was about as good as the artwork and story incongruencies.
    But, 73's to you, 88's to the pretty one, 22's to the little ones, 44's to the four-legged kind. And put a 10-100 on the bill collector for us. If you know what it was I said, good for you. I'm 10-7.

  • @jameskilby672
    @jameskilby672 6 місяців тому

    88. Your story was entertaining. Simple with no clutter to cloud the mind. Thank you

  • @SM-cg2dc
    @SM-cg2dc 8 місяців тому +9

    Too many commercials and I’m pretty sure I heard this before…

    • @The_Awsome_Alchemist
      @The_Awsome_Alchemist 8 місяців тому +2

      Odds are: You probably have.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 8 місяців тому

      Where?

    • @hanovergreen4091
      @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому

      Yep. And better.

    • @887Bingo
      @887Bingo 8 місяців тому

      ​@@hanovergreen4091 where? I need more stories like this.

    • @nonameman525
      @nonameman525 5 місяців тому

      @@887Bingo ua-cam.com/video/77lqtzaKds8/v-deo.html This Is closer to the original for this particular story. The ACTUAL source was somewhere in the comments, too.

  • @osti2006
    @osti2006 7 місяців тому

    Hahahahahahaha, Balkan saved by the bloodthirsty humans. Now that's sci-fi.

  • @davemingle6743
    @davemingle6743 7 місяців тому

    88 I just started listening you your stories and find them most entertaining as much as I would sooner listen to these amazing tales imagining humanity could be a united force for good and wondering what earth would be like .... anyways thank you from one of your newest and biggest Canadian fans...... ❤ SKAL

  • @super_ficial
    @super_ficial 8 місяців тому

    Eighty-eight.
    It really should have been a red flag when they told us that the Sun is 93 million miles away and that the Moon is only 240 thousand miles away. And that it is only by some ridiculously impossible coincidence that they just happen to look the exact same size.
    But the real giveaway should have been when they told us that everything came from nothing along time ago when…nothing exploded. And that's how we all got here, because a long time ago…nothing exploded.
    You can see your reflection perfectly in a puddle of water, at the bottom of a well and in a calm lake. If the Earth was in any kind of motion then the puddle would have ripples in it. The Earth is not in motion, it is at rest.
    How can internal gravity from Earth be pulling down on the waters, while external gravity (like the Moon) be pulling up on that same water all while the Earth is in motion without causing so much as a ripple ?
    The flat earth deniers will tell you that it's the force of gravity that forces the waters to be still. And then they will turn around and tell you that it is gravity that causes the tides to rise. Do you see how liars always have to have everything both ways ? And when they lie about one thing, then they have to lie about everything, because it's all connected.
    We see the stars as little sparkles of lights in the night sky but science tells us that they are actually much bigger than our own sun. And to us they look as if we could almost reach out and touch them. And so of course, they tell us that they are actually millions of lightyears away. We see the horizon as being flat, and so they tell us that the world is round. We see the remains of dragons but science wants to call them dinosaurs. So why do all the different 'dinosaurs' have the same footprints ? Everywhere we look we see giants petrified tree stumps from trees that must have at one time stood miles high. But we are told that these 'plateaus' as they are called are a result of volcanic activity. But the thing is, they are not based on silicon (as what would come from a volcano) They are based on carbon, the same as ourselves. And when we see or film further away then we should be able to, they call it a mirage. And how is it, that it was the Dark Ages that gave us our greatest architecture ?
    Every observation that we make, they instinctively disagree with. They want to make themselves appear wise by making us feel meager and lacking in intelligence. They want to promote their godless science and create their own perverted universe by demolishing common sense and any thoughts of Creation. And it will never be good enough for them to just simply fool us. No, they have deep desires to make fools out of us, over and over again.
    They know that if they make the world a really horrible, horrible place for us to live in, then the common people will start to think that God has forsaken them. Eventually, man will start to believe that God isn't even real. Or through ignorance and bitterness completely, turn against him, altogether.
    But the truth will never go away, nor will it ever change. And matter was divinely designed to bring Man back to God.

  • @everydaychristianapologeti2614
    @everydaychristianapologeti2614 8 місяців тому +2

    88!!! Loved this story!

  • @joshmanpro7993
    @joshmanpro7993 8 місяців тому +10

    Not as good as the original story where it ends with the Humans saying they would help before the ship was pulled into the docking bay.

    • @Vilfy
      @Vilfy 8 місяців тому +2

      yup. It's like the 3rd alteration of the og story and the worst at it. Names changed and making even less sense. "Launching 100k at the human ship. Targeting human cities etc" So what is it 1 single human ship or actually a 100k cities on Earth?

    • @xer0nin
      @xer0nin 8 місяців тому

      I thought the holding off to confirm help was actually a good thing. It kept with the theme of hopelessness and built anticipation. If they already told them they would help then that whole part wouldn't be as dark and dreary. Idk just my opinion.
      I would still enjoy reading/hearing the original tho

    • @killingjoker797
      @killingjoker797 6 місяців тому

      So many comments saying og is better. Where can I find it?

  • @leonardozobaran2258
    @leonardozobaran2258 8 місяців тому +2

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @archielamarr2950
    @archielamarr2950 6 місяців тому

    It's called FAFO

  • @maincoon6602
    @maincoon6602 7 місяців тому +2

    Great story 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Mancave5000
    @Mancave5000 8 місяців тому +2

    Good story or clever way of making first contact 🤔. Any way aliens we know you are out there. I am looking for a used interplanetary cargo ship for trade .comment on what u are looking for in trade . 😊

  • @olik3125
    @olik3125 7 місяців тому

    gread i like this story

  • @veameal9725
    @veameal9725 8 місяців тому +1

    What happened to human evolution to have two mouths and a tiny nose?

  • @perrystrimpel5325
    @perrystrimpel5325 8 місяців тому +1

    Eighty-Nine?

  • @anselamb9881
    @anselamb9881 8 місяців тому +19

    what in the name of AI art is wrong with that guy/girl/thing 's mouth (s)?

  • @NessaEllenesse
    @NessaEllenesse 8 місяців тому +1

    There are details in this video that aren't in the full video

  • @kilosauce9245
    @kilosauce9245 5 місяців тому

    I’m sorry that AI generated background is too much 😂 He has a tiny second mouth under his nose

  • @FindingTheCurve
    @FindingTheCurve 7 місяців тому +1

    loved this story however it was spoiled by adds every 1 min throughout the whole video

  • @triskaideka13
    @triskaideka13 8 місяців тому +2

    why does the guy have 2 mouths and a small nose?

  • @RagingD3mon
    @RagingD3mon 8 місяців тому +1

    According to this story Balkans are not humans

  • @373719
    @373719 8 місяців тому

    nice story 88

  • @hanovergreen4091
    @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому +2

    This is similar to another story. Feels like copying someone else's story. And soldiers/sailors/marines/airmen don't wear medals on a work uniforms. And they already know why he's there. Author never served.

  • @wesleymiley2797
    @wesleymiley2797 8 місяців тому +1

    Why did you choose 88? That is a peculiar German-American symbol. The eighth letter of the Alphabet is H, so 88 represents HH and that is short for Heil Hisler. Yeah, I substituted an S for the T that belonged there. You get the idea. So, you're a NeoNazi?

  • @edbott7433
    @edbott7433 4 місяці тому

    wooooooof

  • @TPretzel
    @TPretzel 8 місяців тому +1

    The text is faster than the voice

  • @martinfalls1023
    @martinfalls1023 8 місяців тому +1

    What an amazing story about ......the crisis facing Ukraine today?????

  • @JohnSmith-mf3dh
    @JohnSmith-mf3dh 8 місяців тому +1

    Ai generated text... Not only the voice, the whole story was AI created... Sad.

    • @MrKrognan
      @MrKrognan 7 місяців тому

      They start to sound the same

  • @oldman9642
    @oldman9642 8 місяців тому +8

    Even as naive as I was about this rip off of others works, THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL STORY. I just finished hearing this story on another channel almost word for word that was properly credited. Thumbs down dude!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
    Edit: and unsubscribed!!!

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 8 місяців тому

      What was the other channel name?

    • @oldman9642
      @oldman9642 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Vanishingink4 don’t remember the name, one of the channels that start HFY…, just recognized the story immediately.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 8 місяців тому

      ​@oldman9642 what was the story? People keep saying it's a rip off but nobody is answering people along wtf it's arip off of. Id love to listen to the original.

    • @oldman9642
      @oldman9642 8 місяців тому

      @@jpkjnn6733 I’m 72 and can’t remember that far back. I listen to all these various channels so I’m sure I will run across it again. I can remember the basic storyline so when I run into it again I’ll post it here.

    • @hanovergreen4091
      @hanovergreen4091 8 місяців тому

      Agreed. Poor copy.

  • @rgjpg
    @rgjpg 2 місяці тому

    Sky not skis

  • @Paul_Ironwolf
    @Paul_Ironwolf 7 місяців тому

    The picture is so cursed Jesus fuck

  • @IAA2152
    @IAA2152 8 місяців тому +6

    I think your ai fuckin botched your thumbnail...

  • @1Elohim1
    @1Elohim1 7 місяців тому

    44+44

  • @snafueliteteaser7337
    @snafueliteteaser7337 7 місяців тому

    Why 88 ??

  • @AndrenTyr
    @AndrenTyr 7 місяців тому

    Ai power Vid, sub go faster that sound, generic voice AI ehh

  • @rl8750
    @rl8750 8 місяців тому

    good story, but always the test goes faster than you talk

  • @deborahmcneil747
    @deborahmcneil747 8 місяців тому +3

    Rip-off. I know this story from elsewhere.

  • @Johnhazrd
    @Johnhazrd 8 місяців тому +1

    Eighty-Eight!!!

  • @Red-Raider
    @Red-Raider 8 місяців тому +1

    No, you never heart the comments! Why bother lying?

    • @jcheck1107
      @jcheck1107 8 місяців тому +1

      I think you may need to relax

    • @gottakillya666
      @gottakillya666 8 місяців тому

      Because they are scum that steals stories and claims they are their own original work. Then lies to get more comments so his trash ai can get more attention and money. Just block these losers and support the channels that respect the authors they profit off

  • @davidwilson1273
    @davidwilson1273 8 місяців тому

    Is this rip off A.I?

  • @Aethelwolf
    @Aethelwolf 7 місяців тому

    Terrible speech to text

  • @lauriestlyon8773
    @lauriestlyon8773 7 місяців тому

    AI generated crap.

  • @robertjohnston8690
    @robertjohnston8690 8 місяців тому +1

    Eighty Eight.

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 8 місяців тому +7

    This is a ripoff of a reddit/HFY story called "The Humans Answered". Downvoted.

    • @invisigoth510
      @invisigoth510 8 місяців тому +4

      This is a reading channel. They got permission from the author to read the story , in case you weren’t aware of how reading channels work
      So not a rip off, it is the actual story

    • @Eliii023
      @Eliii023 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@invisigoth510You can't be so sure since a lot of authors in the HFY subreddiit are mad that some YT channels are stealing their content. Some legit reading channels do have links to the original stories while this one doesn't.

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 8 місяців тому

      It is from reddit, and I know at least a couple stories have permission. And how do I get to reddit anyway?

    • @simoncelt5590
      @simoncelt5590 8 місяців тому

      Yeah - I thought this sounded familiar

    • @joeydimeo2265
      @joeydimeo2265 8 місяців тому

      I was thinking I don’t remember them dragging the dude out of his ship

  • @Raya14
    @Raya14 8 місяців тому

    Eighty-eight

  • @glennnile7918
    @glennnile7918 8 місяців тому

    88 eighty eight