@@fbitm8089 "Fubuki, I finally understand it, to solve the crimes, I have to think like a criminal, act like a criminal, live as a criminal... so, long story short, I need you to come and pay my bailout."
Criminal: you'll never get me to talk Cop: I know. but she can. Loli Matsuri: KONBAN WASSHOI (picks up rock) Criminal: I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! PLEASE! STOP HER! Cop: we can't
Shigure Ui: her mature mentality acted as a massive metalic shield. Matsuri: nothing but knives. However, with sheer strength, those thrown knives punctured the shield full of holes.
@@Han_Jie Ui mama knows ng words . but , matsuri force her with a question where she must said ng words or a lie. well, after all , matsuri is a glass canon.
Yagoo: one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that Avatar, what dreams of chronic and sustained to Sadism Matsuri mind: FBK FBK FBK kunka kunka Loli Loli Kunka Kunka ~~~
When the ultimate defense meets the unstoppable attack, we finally get to see what it takes to make Ui mama crumble. Matsuri. She attacks Shigure for being a lolicon and then guilt trips her into being accomodating, finally forcing her into saying the words. Those who have not mastered the perfect counter cannot stop Matsuri. A defense only exists to be torn down!
@@yoursonisold8743 I mean if your counters are Kanda and Kanae bullying you all the time while engaging in mental wars with others would make her more successful against Matsuri who was shut down by Chaika.
Smol Loli Matsuri, already heard Ui mama's Loli form: "Are you sure you're fine with me alone?" Ui Mama, felt a true predator, of a size none taller than 140cm, smaller than her, yet more intimidating: _"Oh no... this is bad, Really bad..."_
There is a certain type of star, exceptionally powerful, that can collapse down to an object much, much smaller than the Earth, but whose gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape, a hole in space and time, a point of purest darkness that consumes and destroys anything that comes too close. Science calls this type of star a “Matsuri”
Normally, people are made to surrender because we don't want to make UiMama angry or sad But Matsuri, she's seen too much to be fazed by such insignificant feelings Thus UiMama was never exposed to such... such horror. The embodiment of Fear herself: Matsuloli
Matsuri's targets in Hololive are just too weak with the exception of Marine, Pekora, and Fubuki. So for the mama of a duck would also be weaker than the duck herself is an expected thing despite not being in Hololive.
In the first age, in the first livestream, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Hololive, her soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, she chose the path of perpetual torment. In her ravenous lust for lolis she found no peace; and with boiling blood she scoured the Umbral Plains seeking all of the underage children who had caught her interest. She wore the crown of the Lolicons, and those that tasted the bite of her sword named her... the Loli Slayer.
Thanks for the context of the situation. I was noticing in other videos that had English subtitles it didn’t explain the point of the scenario. It all makes sense now. Basically do not say the forbidden phrase.
1:23 I think the "Orphan" movie that Ui-mama was talking about is the one where a family adopts a little girl not knowing that it was actually a grown woman who had a rare disease that didn't let her body grow and is just posing as a little girl to seduce the Father of the family.
"Eyes that face forward on a skull suggest a predator. Forward facing eyes allow for binocular or stereoscopic vision, which allows an animal to see and judge depth. Predators need this depth perception to track and pursue prey." Basically, Loli Matsuri, has eyes that *ALWAYS* face forward. If normal Matsuri is only predatory when there's a loli nearby, Loli Matsuri is- Nooooooo- ...
Good God, this reminds me of my little hellion of a niece back when i was babysitting her. She is one of the prime examples of why i never want to have kids EVER.
See the picture of the collared person (shota?) in the background? Loli Matsuri drew that for a topic along the lines of animals/creatures they would like as pets. Loli Matsuri is an absolute psychopath. Actually, most of the lolis in this one have looser screws than usual, from what I could make sense of.
@@CelBaccage Well, it is sometimes Cringe but sometimes fun. At the old days, fansub popularized these romanji thus making the Weeb culture, i was one of that when i was young, got learned from trying to be sane after papa franku popularized the no real meaning of 'weeabo' on some sort of random comic in 4chan. Thus it is common now, still younguns still try to say that- which again, not i mind, only if they don't really put it in a real convo- it would be strange and disrespectful not just the language but the person as well, as if you're mocking them.
@@assaulthetz380 my point here being i think translations that leave in japanese words instead of properly translating it is detrimental to the translation community considering it makes unskilled "translators" think it's okay to go and translate media that's in a language they don't really have a good grasp in. it's something i've noticed in most vtuber "translation" vids, and i honestly think it's becoming quite a problem. leaving in japanese words doesn't help people understand things more, the main reason people watch translations is to understand what's going on, not learn the language.
![Ui-mama "Collabs" With Her Chat (Shigure Ui) [Eng Subs]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K4UZV1wSXsw/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Eng Sub] Shigure Ui's Non-Stop Tsukkomi](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1HuNrhjH7-s/mqdefault.jpg)
If Matsuri ever gets bored of her vtubing job, she can go down to the police station and apply for one as an interrogator any time.
K Teo that, or a nice cold cell down by the prison
@@fbitm8089 "Fubuki, I finally understand it, to solve the crimes, I have to think like a criminal, act like a criminal, live as a criminal... so, long story short, I need you to come and pay my bailout."
I feel like she would be the type to make someone confess to a crime they didn't commit by pure intimidation.
Criminal: you'll never get me to talk
Cop: I know. but she can.
Loli Matsuri: KONBAN WASSHOI (picks up rock)
Criminal: I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! PLEASE! STOP HER!
Cop: we can't
-CFW. Magic- Someone write a fanfic about cop Matsuri already.
I'm just imagining kindergartner Matsuri with a gun, going "Say it. Saaaaay it."
For some reason, i imagined loli matsuri with an afro
Imagine if Matsuri live in America and has access to guns...
Not a gun but her with her thumbs up and index finger forward.
@@Necroneer _BANG_
@@RambleOn07 *the real folk blues starts playing*
Shigure Ui: her mature mentality acted as a massive metalic shield.
Matsuri: nothing but knives. However, with sheer strength, those thrown knives punctured the shield full of holes.
28 stab wounds
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOOO~!
@@The_Wosh you didn't want to give her a chance did you?
@@The_Wosh *SMACKS TABLE* 28 STAB WOUNDS!
Lmao is matsuri even following the rules?
"Try to get Ui say ___"
Matsuri: "hey Ui, say ___"
If that's not trying, idk what is
NG words are for ui mama,
and matsuri trying ui mama to say NG words.
I dont really get how the game works...?
@@shaless7882 basically Matsuri trying to get Ui to say certain specific word as a goal, while Ui have no idea what's the word is
@@Han_Jie Ui mama knows ng words . but , matsuri force her with a question where she must said ng words or a lie.
well, after all , matsuri is a glass canon.
Ui-mama: *NO FEAR*
Loli-Matsuri: *shows up*
Ui-mama: *ONE FEAR*
Kenmochi disagrees
Other - trying lure to make sensei say NG word
Matsuri - forced sensei to say it
Ui-mama: I fear no man...
Ui-mama: But that thing
Loli Matsuri: ...
Ui-mama: It scares me.
Yagoo: one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that Avatar, what dreams of chronic and sustained to Sadism
Matsuri mind: FBK FBK FBK kunka kunka Loli Loli Kunka Kunka ~~~
What reference are those from?...
Just interested because Ive seen them quite often
@@Burneth_ TF2 reference
@@Burneth_That meme came from "Meet the Pyro" video.
Matsuri: (:
Poor Ui doesn’t realize that lolis naturally attract towards her :(
-stand users- Lolis attract other -stand users- lolis
Eternal Memeage lolicon loli hunters*
Its a loli-inator 6009-huan handred and twenti
Rich Ui I'd say
@@audiencefromspace Lmfao
When the ultimate defense meets the unstoppable attack, we finally get to see what it takes to make Ui mama crumble.
Matsuri. She attacks Shigure for being a lolicon and then guilt trips her into being accomodating, finally forcing her into saying the words.
Those who have not mastered the perfect counter cannot stop Matsuri. A defense only exists to be torn down!
Untill she met hoshikawa
@@foxsune009 Hoshikawa is the embodiment of the perfect counter. She doesn't bother with defense, she just strikes right back mid-attack.
@@yoursonisold8743 I mean if your counters are Kanda and Kanae bullying you all the time while engaging in mental wars with others would make her more successful against Matsuri who was shut down by Chaika.
I love how blunt Matsuri is, her strategy is just ... fearmongering? I don't know a better word for it
and ui shows True Fear
I'd like to call it trying to drive her in a corner and trap her there until she stumbles over her words.
Intimidation
True glass cannon
Guilt-tripping
The Glass Cannon unleashed her ultimate move
Mio: Remember, this mission would need subtlety and finesse, so be patient and wait
Matsuri blasting the Gatling guns: What? Dominate????
Everyone else: trying to make her say the words unintentionally
Matsuri: *SAY IT* (´･ω･`)
So this means she's natural born predator?
She's -pure- cute, so that's okay
999 Attack, 0 Defense remember?
@@efu2046 i mean at this point she just full on went ham even if she's a glass cannon
You weird man. Predator is a predator, cuteness does not matter at all. This is why you are easy to get deceived on.
Ui: Have confidence
*Matsuri shows up*
Ui: No confidence
I got that reference
Smol Loli Matsuri, already heard Ui mama's Loli form: "Are you sure you're fine with me alone?"
Ui Mama, felt a true predator, of a size none taller than 140cm, smaller than her, yet more intimidating: _"Oh no... this is bad, Really bad..."_
Yabai Intensifies...
0:50 Not only did matsuri bully ui into submission, she also flexed on her by mentioning her sub count lmao
Ui Mama is like: "This is not daijoubu! ;-;"
Ui: I have a night terror monster and her name is M-A-T-S-U-R-I
あきら hey at least it’s not that eldritch horror that shall stay unnamed
Wait I think someone’s at the doo-
Who thought Loli Matsuri would be even scarier , she must be punished or else Lol
No one can punished her except for Choco, Fubuki, Coco, Tamaki, Hoshikawa, and pretty much every girl that came close to her
Wait....
@@efu2046
That's the point of a glass cannon
@@efu2046 hero?
There is a certain type of star, exceptionally powerful, that can collapse down to an object much, much smaller than the Earth, but whose gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape, a hole in space and time, a point of purest darkness that consumes and destroys anything that comes too close. Science calls this type of star a “Matsuri”
And now we see as demonstrated in this video; what happens when your build can't properly counter glass cannons. :v
Slow, passive walls: "OH SHI-"
"Make Sensei say the NG words.."
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN
As expected of our glass cannon loli, dominate the enemy through sheer force and bluntness, truly a display of high skill.
MIO : Okay, Matsuri time starts now
MATSURI : Oh honey.... you have no idea
The hunter became a prey,oh how the table turns
*(...), well well well how the turn tables.
This was awesome XDD
I'd like to watch more clips of this stream xD
Normally, people are made to surrender because we don't want to make UiMama angry or sad
But Matsuri, she's seen too much to be fazed by such insignificant feelings
Thus UiMama was never exposed to such... such horror. The embodiment of Fear herself: Matsuloli
Matsuri's targets in Hololive are just too weak with the exception of Marine, Pekora, and Fubuki. So for the mama of a duck would also be weaker than the duck herself is an expected thing despite not being in Hololive.
Matsuri: " *HEY SENSEI* where's your seal? Where is it? WERE IS IT?"
Ui Mama: "Ah, so this is hell..."
0:40
that was the most intimidating "nani" i ever hear
Damn This Cannon just shot 50 thousand ball of steel toward ui mama
Shigure just got fucking manhandled by Matsuri....
Man, that stream was amazing in all sense.
In the first age, in the first livestream, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Hololive, her soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, she chose the path of perpetual torment. In her ravenous lust for lolis she found no peace; and with boiling blood she scoured the Umbral Plains seeking all of the underage children who had caught her interest. She wore the crown of the Lolicons, and those that tasted the bite of her sword named her... the Loli Slayer.
I love the title.
Ui- "it's just like the Orphan movie!"
Well yes but no
that random Matsuri flex made me laugh so hard
Matsuri is a wonderful gremlin and we appreciate her chaotic nature.
0:25 Attacking since start. Sasuga Loli Hunter, Matsuri.
【 *when she got the true form, she has "???" A t a c* 】
Thanks for the context of the situation. I was noticing in other videos that had English subtitles it didn’t explain the point of the scenario. It all makes sense now. Basically do not say the forbidden phrase.
Ui-mama's voice is so soothing
Loli Matsuri is more scarier than adult Matsuri
Aight so you just gotta make her say those words.
Matsuri: Cool. Hey, say those words.
I'm concerned about that 1 pic in the background
Liked this. Would like to see more of this casting.
Irrelevant but that Pekora art in the background is cute ❤️
no offense but your opinion counts as irrelevant as well
Poor UI, getting that close to the super loli is extremely deadly. My condolences to her
[PANIC LAUGHTER]
This clip in my mind is a loli holding a gun in a point blank range.
Loli Matsuri: Say it! Say it!
She's just brute-forcing the game by applying enough mental pressure to Ui-mama. Poor Ui-mama
Using a sledgehammer instead of a lockpick.
Matsuri: Is it alright? Is it alright? Hey hey~
Ui-mama: *Don't hit me..*
Sasuga matsuri the glass cannon.
This is the type of loli that I absolutely adore... The kind that know *110% what they're doing.* It's... Funny.
When a lolicon became a loli...
Know it's dangerous predator
Nigerundayo~!
"you are what you eat"
"its governing by fear" LMAOO
1:23
I think the "Orphan" movie that Ui-mama was talking about is the one where a family adopts a little girl not knowing that it was actually a grown woman who had a rare disease that didn't let her body grow and is just posing as a little girl to seduce the Father of the family.
Wait what the fuck??? What is the name of that movie?
@@user-pe5xd3qh7m he already said it. "Orphan"
@@user-pe5xd3qh7m also, the movie was based on a true story as well.
the strongest shield versus the strongest spear? fools. the moment the shield is pierced, the victor is already decided....
Lol Matsuri just basically steamrolled through all her defenses
She was made to know exactly which words she should be avoiding but was made to say them anyways. That's some crazy loli pressure.
Bro the poc of the kid with a leash is killing me
And thus
The hunter became the hunted
ore no shumi ka? ore no shumi wa... bani & furenzu o miru kotoda.
Ui shivering!
That's legit scary tho, ngl.
Smoltsuri could break a Khornate Berzeker squad.
That's what true fear is.
ah yes a local cheerleader from a nearby highschool is trying to lure kindergarteners on her harem.....
Matsuri was the type of kid to scare the preschool teacher away
This is how an Immovable Object (Shigure's mature personality) shatters and crumble apart by an Unstoppable Force (Loli Matsuri antics).
I am going to go overdose on this because it’s too cute >w
A predator always know how to act like its prey in order to get what it really wants and here we are, Matsuri showing us the proof
matsuri gave her no chance at all but wow splendid performance from matsu-loli 😍😍
"Eyes that face forward on a skull suggest a predator. Forward facing eyes allow for binocular or stereoscopic vision, which allows an animal to see and judge depth. Predators need this depth perception to track and pursue prey."
Basically, Loli Matsuri, has eyes that *ALWAYS* face forward. If normal Matsuri is only predatory when there's a loli nearby, Loli Matsuri is-
Nooooooo-
...
This proves Matsuri is indeed Apex Loli-Predator
Yay! Loli Matsuri is back!!!
aaaaaaand i can hear the sirens coming now....
When in loli form, the loli hunter becomes a lolicon hunter
Imagine if Ui was Matsuri’s mama.......
That how glass cannon Matsuri works
*DAIJOKU? DAIJOKU? NANI? NANI?*
LOL that's one way of doing it. Matsuri gonna join the ranks of psychos with Suisei xD
This is straight up Sicilian mafia kind of intimidation
Ui mama tries babysitting gone wrong.
I fear only one thing and its matsuri. Shes straight up forcing the ng words lmfao
Table has been flipped ;)
Good God, this reminds me of my little hellion of a niece back when i was babysitting her. She is one of the prime examples of why i never want to have kids EVER.
>tank
As in cistern or armoured fighting vehicle?
I kinda expected Matsuri to go "say. it." with a low voice at some point for some reason
Ui-mamma the lolicon is unable to defend herself from lolisuri's assault...
Sorry for talking about something unrelated, but what happened to the "Kagura Mea does some unspeakable things" video?
See the picture of the collared person (shota?) in the background? Loli Matsuri drew that for a topic along the lines of animals/creatures they would like as pets.
Loli Matsuri is an absolute psychopath.
Actually, most of the lolis in this one have looser screws than usual, from what I could make sense of.
Matsuri dominates all of creation. Boys are pets and girls are prey.
wow, she already had the face design for her loli form since so long ago
maybe a bit of a nitpick from me, coz i dont usually see people translate wasshoi :sweat
i don't understand why people think it's fine to leave in japanese words in translations. really encourages weeaboo-isms and it's pretty cringe ngl
@@CelBaccage Well, it is sometimes Cringe but sometimes fun. At the old days, fansub popularized these romanji thus making the Weeb culture, i was one of that when i was young, got learned from trying to be sane after papa franku popularized the no real meaning of 'weeabo' on some sort of random comic in 4chan. Thus it is common now, still younguns still try to say that- which again, not i mind, only if they don't really put it in a real convo- it would be strange and disrespectful not just the language but the person as well, as if you're mocking them.
@@assaulthetz380 my point here being i think translations that leave in japanese words instead of properly translating it is detrimental to the translation community considering it makes unskilled "translators" think it's okay to go and translate media that's in a language they don't really have a good grasp in. it's something i've noticed in most vtuber "translation" vids, and i honestly think it's becoming quite a problem. leaving in japanese words doesn't help people understand things more, the main reason people watch translations is to understand what's going on, not learn the language.
@@assaulthetz380 weeb culture is corny tho
@@dawggydawgtown Well, i like it's corniness, at least it makes me laugh a bit.
No one would dare kidnap this smiling loli
Mama, im scared of Loli Matsuri
Matsuri use her 100% attack again
How would this game work? Would Ui want to help Matsuri?
Early game power spike glass cannon Matsuri due to high base attack on level 1.
damn Matsuri is scary
Matsuri is so dangerous.
Yabai..
Kowai...
Between this and Legend Kenmochi Touya, no wonder Ui Mama doesn't like lolis.