Natsuiro Matsuri - All You Need Are Band-aids
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- SOURCE 👉 • 【雑談】今年もあと２ヶ月もないのでこれからの...
❓WHO❓
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Name: Natsuiro Matsuri
Twitter: / natsuiromatsuri
UA-cam: / @natsuiromatsuri
Matsuri is a virtual UA-camr and member of Hololive. She has a fun and energetic personality, and also loves to sing. She regularly streams various games, chatting, singing, and anything else she thinks will be fun.
❓HOW TO WATCH❓
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There's plenty to enjoy, even if you don't understand Japanese.
She has a playlist of song covers:
• 歌ってみた動画
You can also search her channel to find karaoke streams. She sings anime songs, J-pop, and even Disney songs:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
In her full-3D streams, you can see her move about and even dance:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
And her gaming streams might be worth checking out if there's a game you like. She plays Minecraft, Monster Hunter, Splatoon, and so on.
❓HOW TO SUPPORT❓
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You can sign up for channel membership to get some nice chat perks, occasional exclusive content (check the "community" tab), and to show your support each month:
/ @natsuiromatsuri
If you happen to catch a stream live, you can always send a superchat. With some exceptions (mainly collaborations with other channels), Matsuri always reads the names of donors at the end. Can't guarantee she'll pronounce yours correctly, though.
Merchandise (including voice packs) is also available on the official Hololive online store:
(JP) hololive.booth...
(EN) www.geekjack.n...
🔗LINKS🔗
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Hololive Official EN: / hololive_en
My translations Twitter: / lygert
That PE teacher's entire career flashed before his eyes before he realized what she meant
He probably was searching all the corners of his mind in his months/years of being a teacher for the right call, ending up with "...whuh" then decided to do the sane thing and let her sit this time out😂
VastGameMaster why did you say these things
@@Thug_Nuts1 desperation and projection
@@VastGameMaster Not everyone is a perverted weirdo, dude.
@@kurosan0079 mostly yes
Flat just means you're closer to her heart when you hug her
And you can lie on your stomach!
And running is a little easier
the best part is you can grow them and see it getting bigger
i feel like an old man now
Girls with small breast are more sensitive there, kind of a turn on to be honest.
@@matthewvazquez4455 i'll say it again, and i'll say it til im dead
FLAT IS J U S T I C E
That's why FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!
I like how once she says she did the bandaid thing, there's a 2 second delay and then the chat abruptly speeds up as everyone reacts
I think most of them are replying with 草 which is they're version of a "big lol"
@@kamo7293 Its interchangeable. 草 directly translates to "grass" though it's used as slang for Lmao. Japanese usually use "wwwww" as their form of lol. The 'w' comes from the verb 'warau' which basically means laugh. A whole bunch of w's e.g "wwwww" basically looks like a field of grass hence 草
@@HellsRaven4444 The Japanese are too advanced in their shitposting. My tiny weeb brain can't keep up.
@@HellsRaven4444 Average 105 IQ checks out
@@HellsRaven4444
I always wondered about the W' thing
I'm a guy and I used to wear band-aids during canoe trips because a wet shirt once made my nipples bleed. And on long runs it really hurts too. But my nipples eventually became strong and resilient.
This comment, pic and name combination is anime material
Checks out
Wet shirts can be pretty heavy. And the materials can really affect the comfort when they are wet.
The ones that chafe nipples? Hoooooo boy.
Ah, I see you are a man of cu-....*wait*
I'm proud of you man, great job
I bet the teacher just went to his chair and the only thing that went in his mind like "I hold knowledge that can get me fired and it will die in my subconscious where it belong"
Lmaoo, it's good the teacher has balls not to molest the girl xd
@@cutiebunnyamber3447 Why would he need balls to not molest little girls? Wouldn't someone need balls to do a risky act?
@@ignitor3924 No balls you won't follow up on the law like a sane, innocent upstanding citizen and not attempt to grope and molest a minor that is currently also your young, underage student.
@@DapperPeregrinus but then again the teacher got nothing to grope in the first place so the thought of it never came to mind, I assume.
@@HDAD419 LOL
" *I'm not feeling well* would've worked fine "
Oh god, im dying
Sensei!I don't feel so good~!.......
>I'm dying
*I'm not feeling well would've worked fine*
😆
I'm dying see our 444 likes
So now 452 likes, only in 1 hours lol
So that's why she was called band aid girl
Aight chief. This is it
Thanks doc
at least better than kim kardashian.
implants tits, nipples out, no self-respect.
@@skymoon2008 lmao what does that have to do with band aid girl
Danke doctor
This is where it all started. The algorithm sealed my fate after I clicked on this
Same, it's been 10 months since I fell in, where does the time go?
Do you also get the "f cup flexing" recommendation too? Cause I am and idk how to really feel about this sudden information
@@goddamn7104 oh shit same
same brother
To the bottom of the pit
I wonder how much shit like this I've missed because I don't understand Japanese...this is gold. Thank you for doing this.
the translation sounds more or less correct in the meaning, but she speaks in a quite casual register.
@@ernstschmidt4725 Casual register? What does that mean?
@@BgXERO it means that she speaks like she were speaking to close people: like family or friends.
instead of how she would speak to people as the company boss, teachers or customers. which would be formal register.
@@ernstschmidt4725 oooohhh. Okay, that makes sense. Her tone does give that feeling I'd say.
It would be weird if she speaks like usual japanese robot
I just love how her mouth never fully closes. Their face capture makes looking at the avatar so awkward lmao.
It’s like an alien trying to blend in by emoting.
At this point we might as well have a regular streamer
CRYPTID
The weirdest part is that Matsuri isn't the only hololive member that has wacky face capture as Fubuki's capture is also a sight to see. I don't know what's wrong with her hardware but she always look like she high on drugs and i'm sure i'm not the only one who noticed.
Yes same... Kinda weird
"Girls can't go without a Bra even if they're A... Anyways... There was this one time that I went without a Bra because I was A."
You _can_
Some crazy people even do it with larger chests, but, while it's possible, it's a hassle for a lot.
Depending on what you're wearing, the shape might be odd and you just personally don't like it. It might chafe, a lot. You can't really run or jump or anything, plus if you're sensitive, bumping into stuff can hurt like hell from minor stuff.
If you're on the largish side, back pain.
Also, higher risk they'll be seen, but this mostly only applies to white shirts.
@@OatmealTheCrazy but.. male can do that with ease
@@DBT1007 bleeding if you're a marathon runner, sure. The rest of it not really.
Why do a lot of people have that profile pic?
@@OatmealTheCrazy im not a fat male. But my fat friend (of course boy) can run without bra
2:19 sounds like a plot for a doujin
*uh oh*
Sounds like something i have read somewhere
@@IceeFish Yes i understand that refrence
That's fucked up.
yes
Good job buddy. This isn't just translated but it's adapted to her speech patterns and all.
Well done.
@@toucan2227 56789
@@toucan2227
You walk among a God
Holy Macaroni! I don't know you like V-Tubers too!
True. But I'm a little confused when her Japanese literally says "no-bra" but the subtitle is "braless". The translation could've saved some effects this time.
A good translation , imo , is not the one that just translates word to word. It should translate the meaning , the emotion, the scene and everything that emphasises the speech as closely as possible. Idk japanese but I hear that they have a wide variety of words and sounds , and that their speech consists of more than what english words can convey so sometimes , a translation that is not exactly right word to word may represent the speaker in a more "true-to-character" way and that , imo is what a good translator does .
Every once in a while I come back to this clip like a pilgrimage to see how it all began.
Matsuri: I'm not wearing a bra today
Teacher: O_o _Say sike right now_
Also teacher: my time has come.
Verner police: my time has come
Mine: i'm a dude what is this??
Peepee: May I come?
The time has come and so have I.
It's a lot more amusing when an Anime girl is telling a story like this.
I mean it's a person... And I like anime don't get me wrong I'm over 500 shows deep at this point, but it's funny no matter what.
@@Osprey1994 you keep count? I lost track about a year ago.
ikr.. ^^
@@drifter14114all that is why peeps use MAL and other anime sites that has a "Completed" option
It's amusing but at the same time it's actually quite sad if you have watched the full stream. It all started from people giving her superchat to buy food, cookware and clothing (underwear), because she depend on that and presents (to her PO box address). She took a joke in good humour.
Matsuri is hella energetic, even when it comes for band-aids for underwear
I like how the character is like frozen in a wide-eyed smile and the actual person is dying of laughter
It kinda has a "mentally broken" look to it doesn't it?
I can't believe it's been 4 years already....
This is where it all began. I pay my respects to Matsuri and the wonderful world she introduced me into.
This sounds like a plot straight out of an anime.
Conclusion: Japan is just as crazy as the media they produce.
I love it so much, lol.
Yes and no
Visit Akihabara... that's an eye opening experience.
Nah, this seems pretty plain compared to the chaos hell of schools in the USA.
@@thestranger4894 *loads gun with destructive intent* -every quiet American student ever
It's sad that people actually believe japan to be some sort of magic anime land lmao.
"Sensei, I'm not wearing a bra today"
Lewd Matsuri strikes again.
Dangerous and lewd
This ended better in the doujinshi
@@stanislaviliev6305 yea because they smashed in the dj
When matsuri is laughing :D
when matsuri is sad :D
when matsuri is crying :D
when matsuri is horrified :D
really a wide variety of emotes
:D
When Matsuri is angry :D
When matsuri curses :D
Matsuri don't wear bra :D
when matsuri is smug :>
3 things
1. Why is this on my recommendations
2. Why do I like this
3. Why is no one talking about those hmphs
hmph hmph hmph
Those hmphs completed my life
w e b e c a m e n u m b t o t h e *h m p h*
Ha?! Hannda? Han Han Hanh?!
This is the video that started it all for me
Ah...precious insights are flowing into my mind.
Eyes on the inside? 👀
Spice Weasel grant us eyes, eyes on the inside of our brains
Kos... some say kosm.
@@alsparkproductions7849 Ban...some say Band-aids.
grant us eyes!
Welcome back everyone to ground zero. It's been that many years already, huh?
Her laugh is louder than me dying out of a died meme
Fuck it I am going to be that guy
It's "dead meme" my good sir
This is the clip that got me into the rabbit hole.
This voice actors has a lot of energy and I respect that
they're not quite voice actors though hh it's kinda' like the other way around ? since they're using a virtual avatar, instead of jus' voicing a character and using a script ? ik it's jus' semantics but hyeah they're not acting
that said she really is v' energetic
@@lvcrimosv they are still acting, they're playing a character, even if it's not scripted.
@@NihongoWakannai playing a character =/= using a character as a virtual avatar. you know, like virtual youtuber ? it's a little like playing an mmorpg, i guess ? it's jus' semantics though hh,
well some is acting some just role-playing, but many of them is showing more than 80% of their own real personality
they do still need a bit of acting and differentiate their voice a bit
1:54 the most anime thing that ever happend in real life
Western Spy was waiting for her to trip and fall onto the teacher.
Stark: *Looks at her*
She: I'm not feeling good...
Oh my god your pfp, I koved that game
Don't mind me. Just paying respects to the clip that pulled me into the rabbit hole 🙏
I love how she is almost choking on laughter and her character is just like ":D"
Is this clip which made calli know hololive?😂
This. It was this exact video that ended up in my recommendations back at the end of 2019 that first exposed me to VTubers. I've been in the rabbit hole for over three years now and still only feel like I've scratched the surface.
Browsing my old watch lists, and I finally return where it all began for me.
If you're new to VTubers, welcome to the bottomless rabbit hole! There's some lewd fanart below the fold, but first:
1. Check the video description for links and info on how to enjoy Matsuri's content and support her!
2. Check my channel for more Hololive clips. Remember to subscribe to all the members!
3. There's more to Matsuri than meets the eye. I've made a wholesome moments playlist, if you want to get to know her mellow side: ua-cam.com/play/PLbD2N6dSe3f7jVXvp4Q7KfEW9gx44_gEo.html
And now, Matsuri wearing band-aids (NSFW):
twitter.com/sirogane/status/1185959920002166784
And a new one:
twitter.com/yumichiyo0606/status/1264815381295722496
More:
twitter.com/piyo_hiyo222/status/1397827304059932675
助かる！
bruh
Thank for translations cause the live are japan language so thanks for this
Nut button ahead
You really are a beautiful person v:
This is the first clip of vtubers that got me into the rabbit hole. It's been i think 3 or 4 yrs?
same
Man this sure has aged well, it never gets old
So who comes here after Subaru and Calliope collab Stream
This video was my first introduction to the rabbit hole. And by god, I am so thankful I didn't click away. Vtubers saved 2020 for me.
Just paying my respect to the clip that brought me into this rabbit hole
So this was it huh. The beginning of the end. It's as beautiful as day I first arrived here.
0:52
You can tell by the way she laughs, she regret doing it xD
Hahaha wow thanks for the insight, i cant belive that you caught on to that, wow!
Hehehehe.....
*sighs*
Who got this in their recommendations? 4 years later we are still here!
Just here to thank you for dragging me to the rabbit hole more than a year ago. Keep up spreading the word of our god Matsuri!
so nostalgic...
*this video*, fbk's short meme vids, pekora's pumpkin cake and the elite not letting a loc come up in her crib dragged me into the rabbit hole
Remember when this video was in everyone's reccomended videos?
It brought many down the rabbit hole
Was laughing the whole time, thanks for subbing xD
According to Artemis of the Blue, Matsuri talking about band-aids bra literately save her from the depth of sorrow and depression
Revisiting what started it for me
So we're just going to pretend we didn't see the "theCorona" guy at 2:54 in November 2019 right? right?
yeah man I'm pretty sure reality is actually the matrix or some shit wtf...
He warned us. If only we had listened! There wouldn't have been piles of homework to be done!
Hopefully he was just talking about the Sun, and not a time traveler who decided to watch vtuber streams instead of solving a pandemic, right?
Corona is a drink and "crown" in Spanish. It might have other meanings I'm not aware of too. He's not a fucking time traveler you guys.
Corona is crown in Russian too
One of the first clips I ever watched lol
1.5 years old......
The first clip that dragged me down this rabbit hole
so this is where it all began for me
same bro
@@lydaz3562 same
Me: "Lol, the bandaids, burnt."
Me ten seconds later: "Wait. Oh no."
I always come back to this video since it was the one video that got me in the rabbit hole
I'm proud to say that I fell into the rabbit hole three years ago due to this very video.
I see if I'm not the only one who's paying tribute to their first dive into the rabbit hole. I'll leave my offerings at this holy shrine 🙏🙇♂️
It's crazy to think this was my gateway and I'm so happy that the community blew up as time went on
Yes officer, this post is what pushed me down the rabbit hole.
Aww.the rabbit hole where I fall
This is such a legendary clip
Ah yes, the video that tripped me into the rabbit hole
"I'm only wearing band-aids"
*we are reaching fetish levels that shouldn't even be possible*
The video that changed my life
My very first introduction to hololive was this video a week after it came out,
Who knew this girl would get me into vtubers 😅
Ah yes, where my addiction began. It’s nostalgic to visit here once more.
I love how she hasn't changed a bit lmao
It all returns to Matsuri, the first clip and clip channel i watched
I am here to remind myself that this is probably the video that dragged me down the rabbit hole.
This is also a tribute to Coco, who was also one of the first vtuber I watched, now that she's gonna graduate, it won't be the same again.
"-Just stick band-aids over them."
lol no one would do that in real life
-"Well, actually..."
....yabai
This clip is one of biggest bridge from hololive to English speakers
Ah here’s the beginning it all
The video that started all. Thank you for dragging me into this rabbithole lyger
The place where it all started for me.
Your clip responsible for the birth of hundreds of Vtubers out there.
It would be funnier if the teacher said "Wanna borrow mine?"
Ah.... This is where it all started, my addiction to vtuber stream, it all started from a translation of a girl wearing Bandaid as bra
Same here
Same
This is the first video of Hololive that I've watched. And I'm so glad I clicked it
This clip had me spiral down the peko hole 1 year ago
Knowing how big Matsuri actually is...
My descent into the Vtuber rabbit hole began here. Thank you.
This is where it all started for me... I can't be the only one.
this was the rabbit hole catalyst for me, just had to come back and say it
I've gained more knowledge thanks
Doinjinshi's plot doesn't exist...
Matsuri in rl :
here i am again, after all these months, back to one of the first clips i ever saw
same my dude
"No matter what cup size they are, they still need a bra."
Tell that to my friend with F cups. Not only does she not wear them, but she also basically despises them. I don't understand it either.
There are other things to wear for support. Sizes work both ways. Something's gotta give.
Riley Moore I guess it depends on the girl, but for me it’s really uncomfortable not wearing a bra. Everything that Matsuri-chan said was true. Though, I can see how some girls may just deal with the discomfort it if they have uncomfortable bras as well.
there's kind of a bell curve thing going on. bras are useless for small tiddy and can be painful for big tiddy
@@y.bowcat7782 Painful AND incredibly expensive. Custom-sized bras? Good way to go on the ramen diet real quick.
It's because you can't really get bras that fit well. Especially in the higher cup sizes. That's because not only are those cup sizes less common, but the women who have those cup sizes have all sorts of different chest sizes. There's really no trend at that point.
Having a bra that isn't fitted to you properly is expensive, uncomfortable, and can be painful. At that cup size, she's opting out for a solid reason.
Just make sure that she knows that if she gets pregnant, she could have issues with them leaking. Bras can help prevent the "secrete milk" reflex, by preventing the nipples from rubbing against the clothes she's wearing.
There was a pregnant girl staying at my house and she often didn't wear a bra, and it resulted in some very bizarre conversations that I overheard.
This is what brought me into hololive
This is the video that introduced me to vtubers, I never fell into the vtuber pit but this is a memory i will forever cherish
And I'm back where all begings!
Exact 1 year ago i found this and since then i fell into rabbit hole, thank you lyger sama
So.... This is where I started.
A certain recomeded youtube video lead me back here again. Man, I feel bamboozled
Tell me about it... Boing boing has betray us all
@@leogazebo5290 It come from A to F real quick
and if u connect it to the clip where she tell us that she went all on a diet than it should be much bigger than now
imagine boing boing matsuri
The vid that drag me into this rabbit hole 2 years ago. Wondering how it will be if my friend didn't share it to me
I have come back to where it all started.
Ah yes, the clip that made me love hololive turns 1 year old
happy 2nd anniversary
Now I know the other purposes of band-aids. Good to know.
Welcome to the dark side~
It's already pretty lewd to attempt to just use band-aids instead of wearing an actual bra tbh.
Reminds me of The Office when Andy tapes his chest so his nipples won’t chafe. Kinda the same problem she has.
Oh god...
@@arsarma1808 that's a problem for all runners actually, regardless of sex. there are even protectors specifically for that
I remember watching this back in November, it just popped up in my recommendations, never knew I would get so invested in them.
"Just stick bandages on them:
Me: laugh (I cracked here personally)
"I've done that before:
Me: what (silence)