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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • The Doctor will poke you now
    Rats Song - • Year of the Rats - Jer...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 353

  • @mishell128
    @mishell128 4 роки тому +1421

    an entirely black screen with just the text "DAD PLAYS NOW" is the most ominous thing i've ever seen in my life

    • @Zergei
      @Zergei 4 роки тому +10

      ua-cam.com/video/p9jXdcDgsuw/v-deo.html MORTIS

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent 4 роки тому +85

      4:06 for anyone scrubbing for it

    • @Sigh95
      @Sigh95 4 роки тому +69

      I’M winning, son.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 4 роки тому +55

      Dad hungers for his turn

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 2 роки тому +17

      DAD PLAYS NOW
      HIDE

  • @Nyxxy8
    @Nyxxy8 4 роки тому +842

    “Oh, you killed your patient by purposefully injecting them with something lethal? Eh, just go to medical school for some pointers, you’ll be fine”

  • @mindfloww8834
    @mindfloww8834 4 роки тому +528

    I can't get over the thought of a doctor punching his patient's stomach then saying to them, "You know, when you make that noise, it's really funny" then comparing it to whack-a-mole

  • @donjuan2001
    @donjuan2001 4 роки тому +360

    Q: Name something with a red light
    A: Red light

  • @Aleuay
    @Aleuay 4 роки тому +757

    Had major surgery 3 days ago and all im imagining is my surgical team bumping to We're The Rats while reaching for the adrenaline, killing me instantly

    • @_banja
      @_banja 4 роки тому +43

      hope everything went smoothly, my doot

    • @Algrenion
      @Algrenion 4 роки тому +39

      what better a send off, though
      also i hope ur safe!

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 4 роки тому +20

      Did you live?

    • @anthonysmall8438
      @anthonysmall8438 3 роки тому +27

      @@b-d9099 unfortunately he died during the surgery but the docs said he would be fine after a few weeks

    • @yup9918
      @yup9918 3 роки тому +27

      @@b-d9099 it’s been about 4 months without a response, so I’m just gonna give it to you straight: the doctor put him under then immediately injected him with adrenaline, killing him.

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 4 роки тому +1924

    I don’t understand how the bathroom is the quietest place in Jeremy’s house with him always bringing his computer, VR rig, and switch in there.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +92

      I hear he wipes his ass on ALL OF IT

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 4 роки тому +50

      foam noise dappening panels, except his entire bathroom is made out of so many of them, no light or vibrations can ever escape.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 роки тому +31

      The rest of the Jerma Universe and Extended Lore cast take up the rest of the house. It's practically a Jerma Rumble every night!
      ...Wait, that kinda sounds wrong.

    • @CarloMartinini
      @CarloMartinini 4 роки тому +11

      Always loudly peeing also

    • @SneakingMOUSE
      @SneakingMOUSE 3 роки тому +2

      LOUD PEE

  • @SGR403
    @SGR403 4 роки тому +840

    I love how passive agressive the nurse is to jerma, during the operation.

  • @fackingcant6528
    @fackingcant6528 4 роки тому +228

    I like the thought of Jerma picking up random objects and looking at the nurse to gauge her reaction, so he doesn't use the wrong tool.

  • @tonymags7751
    @tonymags7751 4 роки тому +168

    Imagine you’re having stomach cramps and the surgeon proceeds to fumble around the table looking for the anesthesia. Then the last thing you hear before you die is “I’m not even sure if there’s anything in here” as he sticks a needs in your gut

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 4 роки тому +412

    I love it how every 80s American game show had their own video game then every 2000s game show got their own video game but this time it was on the wii

  • @pubscrublord3475
    @pubscrublord3475 4 роки тому +488

    Schizophrenic walks into hospital, believed to be doctor, punches patients' stomachs and purposely injects atropine to kill during surgery. Gets mocked within medical school.

  • @jbezoarjr5269
    @jbezoarjr5269 3 роки тому +109

    I love how Jerma is so against putting Autumn for the season question, but happily puts Rabbit

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 2 роки тому +10

      Well it makes more sense than "Christmas Season" That's not even a phrase

    • @ahoy_11
      @ahoy_11 2 роки тому +1

      @@matthewlong7547 That is a phrase

    • @fahr
      @fahr 2 роки тому +14

      @@ahoy_11 I feel like "holiday season" is more common

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 4 роки тому +248

    why would they make you a doctor THEN send you to medical school?

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 4 роки тому +33

      On Job Training

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 3 роки тому +2

      @@JoNarDLoLz XD

    • @swallowme535
      @swallowme535 3 роки тому +4

      The Dallas Cowboys drafted Baylor basketball star Rico Gathers in the sixth round despite him not playing organized football since he was 13 years old

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 3 роки тому +4

      @@swallowme535 the dallas cowboys don't take care of injuries and illnesses

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 2 роки тому +6

      @@swallowme535 What relevance does that have to anything...?

  • @WhoodaHell
    @WhoodaHell 4 роки тому +114

    Out of 100 people interviewed at the time, 2 of them don't know what a season is.

  • @majklacik
    @majklacik 4 роки тому +229

    Your patient died, looks like you need to retake "why my patient died 101". See you tomorrow.

  • @TaureanTruth
    @TaureanTruth 4 роки тому +64

    > Your patient has shuffled off this mortal coil.

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 роки тому +1

      You can’t shuffle off this mortal goil! Looks like my death wasn’t in the tarot three cards today, monte
      *ZUMA*

  • @pickleplayer33
    @pickleplayer33 4 роки тому +43

    Imagine being in a surgical room and all of the medical vials and medication bottles are labeled with only a single letter

  • @ndzhelin2651
    @ndzhelin2651 3 роки тому +51

    theres something wholesome about him thinking that a gold ring with one diamond on it would be worth seven thousand dollars.
    thats like... what little kids think about valuables. like he sees 'diamond' and is immediately concerned that he cant even use more than 4 digits

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 Рік тому +3

      Yo you have the same pfp as my buddy

  • @chrxstt
    @chrxstt 4 роки тому +189

    The rats have found a trench coat and are pretending to be a doctor

  • @cwr9186
    @cwr9186 4 роки тому +193

    does he kill anybody

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 4 роки тому +354

    The truth is, the season was rigged from the start

    • @mikeydiamond2621
      @mikeydiamond2621 4 роки тому +1

      No u *benny pulls out adrenaline*

    • @privatecorgi805
      @privatecorgi805 4 роки тому

      Who do you think you are replying to a 5 year old comment?

  • @UnderTheSkin13
    @UnderTheSkin13 4 роки тому +61

    WE CALL IT FALL CUZ LEAF FALL DOWN

  • @wateringcan2
    @wateringcan2 3 роки тому +11

    "how did your dad die?"
    "the doctors gave him A when he needed L"

  • @ReaLMoisan
    @ReaLMoisan 4 роки тому +28

    Good old medical school: where they teach you all drugs have been abbreviated to just one letter of the alphabet now, good luck!

  • @w4fer
    @w4fer 4 роки тому +56

    Ah yes, my favorite band, the five seasons

    • @captainclipy6236
      @captainclipy6236 4 роки тому +13

      The sequel to Vivaldi’s most famous record

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 роки тому +4

      @@captainclipy6236 It's about time, I've been waiting for that forever

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 3 дні тому

      @@captainclipy6236 Quattro Formiagi

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 4 роки тому +22

    My dad, my sister and I gathered together today to watch some old episodes of the 70’s version of Family Feud and were taken aback when the host just started openly mocking an Indian family for their accents

  • @FeralColumbidae
    @FeralColumbidae 4 роки тому +35

    That pacman game actually looks like great fun.

  • @Tjmoza986
    @Tjmoza986 4 роки тому +64

    I was watching ravens cry on your first channel and saw this

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 4 роки тому +12

    Doctor, the Antiobiotics please.
    No, not the Syringe with an A on it, that's our Ant Poison supply. Seriously Doctor, are you a novice in this business or something?

  • @NefariousMAC
    @NefariousMAC 4 роки тому +4

    13:34 Gambling addict gets a dopamine hit

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 4 роки тому +10

    This game looks like it was made on the Nintendo DS flipnote.

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 4 роки тому +6

    'The bathroom is the quietest place in the house.'
    IBS: Is that a challenge?

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 4 роки тому +16

    3:21 Alien-turned-streamer is *SHOCKED* at how poorly he performs at basic human quiz show. Roswell enthusiasts skeptical given his bizarre answers and small physical appearance.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma 2 роки тому +4

    I bet that doctor game came with a fucking HUGE manual 😂
    21:25 Okay I actually screamed at this 🤣 fucking hell hahah

  • @emberpelt1234
    @emberpelt1234 4 роки тому +1

    Local doctor pummels patients, kills one.

  • @TheGaluMoD
    @TheGaluMoD 4 роки тому +5

    I love the idea of a doctor who pokes all his patients to figure out what's wrong with them

    • @wabbajocky8235
      @wabbajocky8235 2 роки тому

      *pokes your leg*
      yea you definitely have lung cancer

  • @nativechatter999
    @nativechatter999 4 роки тому +86

    Now we know why Jerma hasn't married Kim yet, he thinks a diamond gold ring is over 10 times its retail price.

    • @travdump209
      @travdump209 4 роки тому +46

      that aged like milk

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 4 роки тому +11

      yoinkers

    • @cheezorger
      @cheezorger 4 роки тому +2

      @@travdump209 w-what happened

    • @30fpslokki60
      @30fpslokki60 4 роки тому +21

      @@cheezorger they broke up

  • @unit220
    @unit220 4 роки тому +7

    Weird thing is, I remember the same alligator arcade game he described but can’t remember anything beyond what he said and that sound effect. I knew it sounded familiar.

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 4 роки тому +6

    The game was "wacky gator" from Data East.

  • @mediumchunky
    @mediumchunky 4 роки тому +3

    I had Life and Death on my DOS machine, Auto-Duel, and Chuck Yaeger's Flight Simulator. Those are the only ones I remember, and this one I remember only as being impossible to do anything other than: Fail the copyright protection, touch a patient's belly, kill them in surgery.

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies 3 місяці тому

    I love how the most replayed moment was Jerma just simply saying "gas"

  • @Whatsuppbuddies
    @Whatsuppbuddies 4 роки тому +25

    17:11 why does he say ‘idea’ with a hard R?

    • @ginkgobiloba9088
      @ginkgobiloba9088 4 роки тому +15

      Boston accent

    • @ginkgobiloba9088
      @ginkgobiloba9088 4 роки тому +9

      Also just a fun way to say idea when you want to be sassy, but likely because of his Boston accent

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 4 роки тому +15

      Because he is a Looney Tunes character at heart

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 2 роки тому +4

    That Pac-Man game legitimately looks cool. I feel like that could’ve been a real competitor to Mario and Sonic. Collect coins by gaining momentum and bouncing off of things while using your grappling hook. That sounds like a sick platformer.

  • @MrShedom8
    @MrShedom8 4 роки тому +3

    "TGIF eh, doctor?"

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 4 роки тому +2

      “Ha good one Kim! Gets me everytime!”
      *proceeds to purposely give his patient a lethal injection for his abdominal pain*

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 4 роки тому +3

    7:10 Big head tennis.

  • @jacobpalmer5400
    @jacobpalmer5400 4 роки тому +2

    It's always a treat to watch jerma play any variety of Pacman experience :)

  • @jrpuffnstuf
    @jrpuffnstuf 4 роки тому +3

    Its a whack a mole with alligator heads and they only popped their heads out not walked around.

  • @Zsadism
    @Zsadism 4 роки тому +5

    I think the pac man game is the game simpleflips has been looking for from his childhood.

  • @ShakedownDreams
    @ShakedownDreams 3 роки тому +3

    I remember watching THAC play Life and Death on a stream
    There's a number on a filing cabinet and they accidentally showed it to the whole 300 people watching the stream and had people calling what was now a motor parts store asking for a dude named Robert or something

  • @draft1237
    @draft1237 4 роки тому +11

    6:50 wait when did they made Pac-Man into a video game

    • @bubsiemack
      @bubsiemack 4 роки тому +5

      They didn't don't worry about it

  • @fruitlomps4360
    @fruitlomps4360 4 роки тому +9

    Y O W!

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 6 місяців тому

    "Tw- Two glasses of water a day? ..... are those people still alive?"

  • @PoobiePants
    @PoobiePants 4 роки тому +1

    The intro brings me so much joy

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +2

    Jerma hasn't been key-mashing this audibly since his Simpsons Hit and Run stream.

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies 4 роки тому +1

    To be fair here autumn isnt any more dumb of an answer than christmas is

  • @TSONFIRE
    @TSONFIRE 4 роки тому +2

    What do u out on a cut? LEMON

  • @anemoiia
    @anemoiia 4 роки тому +2

    my favourite season is thursday

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver 4 роки тому +3

    For a while, I thought the title was "Ms. Doctor".

  • @AHorseThatIsARadish
    @AHorseThatIsARadish 4 роки тому +3

    Watch out ms doctor here with his ms paint!

  • @RAPTORREX_
    @RAPTORREX_ 4 роки тому

    idk why but that alligator game gave me nightmares as like a small child idk what it was but seeing those alligators coming to get me just made me avoid it in every arcade i ever went to when i was 4-7 years old.

  • @Pinkooru
    @Pinkooru 4 роки тому +1

    Dr Dr pepper is back.

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 4 роки тому +2

    Holy shit i played life and death as a kid so much because i used to watch my big sister play it.
    I'm pretty sure if i would be put on the spot i would still remember how to perform appendix surgery lmao.

  • @kagamiyagami7321
    @kagamiyagami7321 4 роки тому +1

    holy shit Jerma, yes, I did play that crocodile name. What a trip down memory lane

  • @Palps_
    @Palps_ 4 роки тому +3

    shpee

  • @agentpaint
    @agentpaint 4 роки тому +1

    The scariest thing about the Mario DOS game is that if he played this now he could play Mario 64

  • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
    @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 роки тому +1

    MY FAVOURITE SEASON IS THURSDAY

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 роки тому

    TIL Christmas is a season

  • @MarbleOceans
    @MarbleOceans 2 роки тому +1

    Does anybody know when this was streamed or what is was called? I’m dying to watch the whole Life and Death segment

  • @Baggytrousers27
    @Baggytrousers27 3 роки тому

    The Pac-in-Time bit just kicked me in the childhood.

  • @temilain
    @temilain Рік тому +1

    My name is Bo Binka.

  • @flamesofjihad4069
    @flamesofjihad4069 2 роки тому

    Wow i remember playing that that hospital game from years ago.

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 4 роки тому

    that intro was gold

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 4 роки тому

    Did the Family Feud game know jackshit?
    Christmas is not a season, it's a holiday in a season

  • @dlfhtr-o8x
    @dlfhtr-o8x 4 місяці тому

    Why did he pretend he drinks 8 glasses of water a day

  • @miltonferreira9287
    @miltonferreira9287 4 роки тому

    13:37 DISTRESS MUSIC DISTRESS MUSIC

  • @landonlastname6225
    @landonlastname6225 3 роки тому +2

    TGIF, eh, doctor?

  • @festusdingwand7301
    @festusdingwand7301 3 роки тому

    You missed the opportunity to title this "MS-QUITO-DOCTOR"

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому

    0:23 da da, do do, da da (ay ay ay) da da, do do, da da (rattle sounds)

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 4 роки тому +1

    Wow that pac-man game looks like a pre-cursor to iggy's wrecking ball.

  • @kennysboat4432
    @kennysboat4432 4 роки тому

    Watching while sitting in the hospital.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 4 роки тому

    I loved the crocodile game. "YOW"

  • @ZigealFaust
    @ZigealFaust 4 роки тому

    *I drank water last week*

  • @juicedup14
    @juicedup14 3 роки тому

    19:20
    Gyas

  • @wolffecarlson4994
    @wolffecarlson4994 4 роки тому +2

    I remember it Jerma

  • @owenbar5055
    @owenbar5055 4 роки тому

    1 glass of water a day here.

  • @cjrstudios4100
    @cjrstudios4100 3 роки тому

    "Gyass turn it on"

  • @M8ingSeason
    @M8ingSeason 4 роки тому +6

    MS-DOCTOR'S-OFFICE would have also been an acceptable title.

  • @evancrew1234
    @evancrew1234 2 роки тому

    *we need more jerma lemmings content*

  • @binky3D
    @binky3D 2 роки тому +3

    2:47 why does the guy on the far left have a bikini for a face.

  • @InternetDog_
    @InternetDog_ 4 роки тому

    That intro made me wheeze.

  • @The1wsx10
    @The1wsx10 4 роки тому +1

    sounds like some kind of anti virus

  • @MrRiverFace
    @MrRiverFace 4 роки тому

    We're the vumps! We got nice bumps!

  • @Waynerds
    @Waynerds 4 роки тому

    love the intro

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 4 роки тому

    THERE
    ARE
    FOUR
    SEASONS

  • @Vespercold
    @Vespercold 4 роки тому

    8:84 fucking nostalgic overload. This version of lemmings is the exact version my dad had on his phone that he would let me play on our monthly meeting at pizza hut. He then gave me a dollar to go spend on the pokemon sticker machine and told my mom that was his contribution to my college fund. He was kind of a prick. seeing jerma play that and click the suicide button was the exactly the same thing my 8-year-old goober ass did back then
    thanks for the repressed memories, gonna be a fun session with my zoom therapist

    • @Vespercold
      @Vespercold 4 роки тому

      18:18 also this. fuck, man

  • @velius3585
    @velius3585 2 роки тому

    11:34 and he did

  • @harrisonhorkin6570
    @harrisonhorkin6570 3 роки тому +1

    What is the Pac-Man game he plays? I’m pretty sure it’s a bootleg but it looks really fun.

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 роки тому +3

    IS THIS THE BOOMER THAT LOST TO HARRY? ON STREAM!?!?!

  • @ktktktktktktkt
    @ktktktktktktkt 4 роки тому +4

    2:44 omg I was thinking "the season of giving" and then it said "christmas". I think my answer might've actually been right but I would guess the back end code has like a "primary word" that is always shown on the board and then a bunch of synonyms so it was just organized weird.

  • @kissbang2532
    @kissbang2532 4 роки тому +1

    “Crack em’”