Would I Lie to You?

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  • Опубліковано 28 чер 2018
  • What can I say?
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    Holy Mackerel The Third
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  • @P3t3rPizzarelli
    @P3t3rPizzarelli 5 років тому +12101

    I question the legitimacy of this guy. I mean, Something about the things he says and the way he carries himself just makes me unsure whether he’s a real professional or not. I think he might actually be a fraud. The doctor however did a great job

    • @lieutenantdundee3916
      @lieutenantdundee3916 4 роки тому +651

      You fucking had me by the balls throughout the whole comment.
      You sly dog

    • @rynavarro
      @rynavarro 4 роки тому +105

      Charles Stiles Mystery Diners!

    • @aestheticaltwat
      @aestheticaltwat 4 роки тому +58

      *C h a r l e s S t i l e s , M y s t e r y D i n e r s !*

    • @Julius3774
      @Julius3774 4 роки тому +52

      CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS

    • @danklemckspankle9979
      @danklemckspankle9979 3 роки тому +17

      He must be pretending

  • @nooboftheworld496
    @nooboftheworld496 6 років тому +5938

    This is like interrogating the Joker. He just laughs after every two questions.

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 5 років тому +140

      Then he tries to kill you.

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 4 роки тому +29

      Jermaverse Harley Quinn?

    • @thomasarrington156
      @thomasarrington156 4 роки тому +68

      also because he’s fucking insane

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 3 роки тому +33

      He could pull off a more goofy, light-hearted Joker.

    • @jdxawe
      @jdxawe 3 роки тому +18

      The Dark Knight interrogation scene specifically

  • @OrcinusDrake
    @OrcinusDrake 6 років тому +4572

    Jerma takes a polygraph test, but every time he lies the room gets darker

    • @devilbrine8198
      @devilbrine8198 4 роки тому +13

      FOOL!!!

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 4 роки тому +191

      Two minutes in and the room is pitch black

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 2 роки тому +19

      His nose gets longer

    • @ChanceKearns
      @ChanceKearns 2 роки тому +18

      Every time he lies he gets shorter

    • @paisenpaisen
      @paisenpaisen 2 роки тому +15

      @@orangejoe2147 his chin gets longer

  • @_draxin_0514
    @_draxin_0514 6 років тому +2608

    It gets even funnier when you realize this is actually a Q'n'A in disguise.

    • @mre-man2043
      @mre-man2043 3 роки тому +97

      I didn't even realize, your right it is funnier

    • @coalkingryan881
      @coalkingryan881 Рік тому +29

      That’s actually extremely creative of Jerma

  • @jimjellyjinjamjimbo
    @jimjellyjinjamjimbo 4 роки тому +2150

    I love how around 14:00 natural light is barely casted in from the window and covers Jeremy in shade for the rest of the stream. He’s like a psychopath being interrogated, and his responses and body language slowly get more cold, calculating, and terrifying.

    • @SuperEpicgamer10
      @SuperEpicgamer10 2 роки тому +24

      He's not like one, he is one.

    • @goofman4332
      @goofman4332 2 роки тому +17

      This fucking comment has me dying

    • @ElyskeTheDonut
      @ElyskeTheDonut 2 роки тому +8

      JCS-vibes

    • @sinkbug
      @sinkbug Рік тому +1

      The lighting in this episode is just beautiful

    • @broomy_yt
      @broomy_yt Рік тому +6

      it gets even more horrifying whenever he leans forward and the light hits a single eye as he stares into the camera

  • @Eira_
    @Eira_ 6 років тому +2756

    Full head of bald hair

    • @TechnoSinister
      @TechnoSinister 6 років тому +5

      Eiri wtf this is so true

    • @Zelith_
      @Zelith_ 6 років тому +31

      Rocky Brown >imagine being so pathetic that you harass people because of their profile picture

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 6 років тому +5

      Rocky Brown imagine being so insecure about yourself that you have to call other people names because they have a different opinion

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 6 років тому +40

      +Zelith
      >imagine using greentext on youtube and thinking that calling someone a weeb is harassment

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 6 років тому

      thief

  • @reeldino2729
    @reeldino2729 3 роки тому +912

    Don't let the cute Polygraph Tester distract you from the fact that Jerma threw up a whole sleeve of Oreos onto his mother's bed.

  • @Eroen515
    @Eroen515 6 років тому +4318

    The Jerma cinematic universe is intensifying rapidly.

    • @LiefTheBeef
      @LiefTheBeef 6 років тому +14

      Eroen515 Has always been*

    • @fittpappa687
      @fittpappa687 6 років тому +13

      JCU confirmed.

    • @westy229
      @westy229 6 років тому +9

      Why do these comments blow up but not mine. What horseshit

    • @user-qf2rx8ir3n
      @user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 роки тому +4

      just wait until the bugleberry stream

  • @stevebutters306
    @stevebutters306 3 роки тому +747

    I wish he was just playing Solitaire the whole time on the laptop. I would lose my mind.

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Рік тому +6

      Jerma or the Tester?

    • @stevebutters306
      @stevebutters306 Рік тому +9

      @@Everettalla the tester

    • @lhart9938
      @lhart9938 Рік тому +6

      @@stevebutters306 why not both?

    • @HerOwnKnife
      @HerOwnKnife Рік тому +23

      ​@@lhart9938 playing online poker, not realising they are playing with each other

  • @cheerleaderb.5946
    @cheerleaderb.5946 6 років тому +1423

    Polygraph operator for Jermarumble 2018/19.

  • @Rootator
    @Rootator 6 років тому +1077

    With every question the room and the truth get darker

  • @TimeTravelingFetus
    @TimeTravelingFetus 2 роки тому +516

    I want JCS to narrate this.

    • @themi0598
      @themi0598 2 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 2 роки тому +58

      Analyzing Evil - Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson

    • @bakedandsteaked
      @bakedandsteaked 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XK5c2aU2kOw/v-deo.html
      Closeish

    • @WithManyVoices
      @WithManyVoices Рік тому +8

      They already did, but the video got removed after he broke into their office

  • @Matt-tf6ty
    @Matt-tf6ty 6 років тому +973

    First question: "Do you eat ass?"
    It's the cr1tikal podcast all over again

    • @Amouat2000
      @Amouat2000 6 років тому +15

      And less DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB, USING PROMO CODE “OFFICIAL”

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 6 років тому +6

      I sure hope he doesn't steal that genius courtroom skit idea of theirs.

  • @alistair2111
    @alistair2111 6 років тому +364

    the polygraph guy feels like a jerma character

  • @marshallc6885
    @marshallc6885 5 років тому +961

    “You guys had THREE WEEKS to do this.”
    Jerma sounds like a grade school teacher getting mad at his students because they all failed they’re group project.

    • @oktayyildirim2911
      @oktayyildirim2911 2 роки тому +11

      *their

    • @SanspaiTV
      @SanspaiTV 2 роки тому +5

      *your

    • @lukelaterza2247
      @lukelaterza2247 2 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS Рік тому +8

      "they all failed they are group project'
      It looks like someone failed all their English projects

    • @dishsoap446
      @dishsoap446 Рік тому +1

      Bro went out of their way to put the wrong their

  • @joshmanbobb2176
    @joshmanbobb2176 3 роки тому +263

    I love how the doc doesn't understand half the questions but acts like he think's he is lying like "Have you played doki doki literature club off stream?" "I don't know... I think this guy is full of it" lmao

  • @anthonymaringelli7478
    @anthonymaringelli7478 6 років тому +843

    I CANT BELIEVE YOU WORE FLIP FLOPS TO THIS IMPORTANT EVENT

    • @dinnerman5
      @dinnerman5 6 років тому +85

      Anthony Maringelli he's wearing a fucking aquaman shirt

    • @anthonymaringelli7478
      @anthonymaringelli7478 6 років тому +34

      what a smuck, our smuck

  • @PapaBrejj
    @PapaBrejj 3 роки тому +195

    In my eyes, he was guilty the minute he walked in the room on flip flops accompanying jeans.

  • @kabronex9877
    @kabronex9877 6 років тому +3114

    "Do you miss Star?"
    "Of course I miss my friends"
    Jerma: :')

    • @mr.boppin1200
      @mr.boppin1200 6 років тому +324

      That lifted my heart and soul when I heard that

    • @kabronex9877
      @kabronex9877 6 років тому +236

      Mr. Boppin
      He's a manlet with a big heart.

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 6 років тому +393

      *sad trumpet plays as a half-transparent image of ster slowly fades in*

    • @dagingayam8305
      @dagingayam8305 6 років тому +75

      Juan Ruvalcaba dang. Good times with star and boo and all that

    • @pacowallochenkenrick
      @pacowallochenkenrick 6 років тому +136

      Pretty sure they got into a fight over something (not a physical one, but like, a disagreement) and just the accumulation of stuff over the years just took damage to their relationship. but TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, this is just what I've heard, not what I know

  • @petrik42
    @petrik42 6 років тому +2302

    12 inches??
    what a short streamer.

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 6 років тому +123

      "Haha ok. So this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist. Oh wait, I can't tell that one!" -Krusty the Klown.

    • @jc.denton8766
      @jc.denton8766 6 років тому +10

      I think he’s 5,1

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 6 років тому +17

      Rats Rat cmon guys he stood up back to back to Etalyx, a 5’11 streamer

    • @hiimpixl
      @hiimpixl 6 років тому +19

      • Shroomp • if anything that just means etalyx is just as short

    • @ThinkKritz
      @ThinkKritz 6 років тому +7

      manlet spotted

  • @BrettLaFemina
    @BrettLaFemina 4 роки тому +358

    22:03 “Does your mom know...... you are a furry”

    • @woofle8806
      @woofle8806 3 роки тому +68

      The doctors comedic timing was perfect too

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 3 роки тому +1

      @Some Idiot Nice pfp

  • @redrockit0075
    @redrockit0075 6 років тому +874

    “Have you ever gotten angry”*has flashbacks to Jerma gets miffed part 1 and 2 and 3*

    • @itnevergetsold4473
      @itnevergetsold4473 6 років тому +76

      im literally gonna go sit on the toilet and piss up into my own face

    • @curtisehoffman
      @curtisehoffman 6 років тому +33

      Umbra Star_, if your editing this together right now, DON'T use the put cigarettes out on my dick line. It is offensive... No one should ever put out cigarettes on their penis.
      - It's amazing to me that I can quote Star_ and Jerma's videos after all these years, lol. It may not be exact, but this is all from memory. Star_ is a card counting asshole now though.

    • @AwfulDestiny
      @AwfulDestiny 5 років тому +23

      " Im Going to Fucking Kill You Mother Fuckers Right Now"
      "HAHA HIS NAME IS U SUX...... Oh My God THATS YOU!
      "You Know... Don't Say Sw-Swears"
      "CAPTAIN CAPTAIN!! ORDERS ARE TO KILL STAR... THANK YOU!!!" "Immediately gets 1 shot and then dies"

  • @959porsche
    @959porsche 6 років тому +379

    19:14
    "Times uh passing here" *fiddles with cuff and slaps wrist*

    • @MadMax0417
      @MadMax0417 5 років тому +7

      Pluvieux I saw that too lmao what a legend

    • @devilbrine8198
      @devilbrine8198 4 роки тому

      Almost got him too!

    • @orfeassynetos3788
      @orfeassynetos3788 4 роки тому +1

      i dont get it

    • @maninham1
      @maninham1 4 роки тому +15

      Orfeas Synetos Doc was gonna check the time on a wristwatch that he forgot he doesnt have. He tried to save face by just playing it off and slapping his wrist.

  • @ice1pants169
    @ice1pants169 3 роки тому +286

    I love how every time he pleads to the doctor, he just responds to him like he's a crazy person.

  • @Talentlesssss
    @Talentlesssss 6 років тому +868

    I hope that Jerma woke up from a a hangover, completely forgot about the stream and was very confused once he looked at the footage.

    • @koalabear1984
      @koalabear1984 6 років тому +11

      oh.. whateva *wheeze*

    • @skylerahearm4221
      @skylerahearm4221 6 років тому +45

      That cant be how it happened

    • @billw.5397
      @billw.5397 6 років тому +47

      That is not nearly enough whiskey for that... actually... with his size...

  • @mintyfresh1322
    @mintyfresh1322 6 років тому +283

    "Have you ever felt angry?"
    jerma has felt mad at least 3.14 times

    • @AzelfandQuilava
      @AzelfandQuilava 2 роки тому +17

      He's only been mad twice.
      He was MIFFED once though.

  • @PhippsJonah
    @PhippsJonah 3 роки тому +229

    “What’s your favorite type of music.”
    “Gorillaz, yes.”

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 3 роки тому +2

      Where's the funny?

    • @kahnqueror8486
      @kahnqueror8486 3 роки тому +70

      @@notveryniceatall hey guys, Joe here to explain the joke. So basically the joke is that he asked him his favorite *TYPE* of music which basically meant the genre. (Examples of music genres include rock rap metal edm ect) but Jerma stated a band named the gorillaz which created hits such as: feel good inc clint Eastwood ect. I hope you understand the joke and like my explanation. Have a good day.

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +8

      @@kahnqueror8486 joe uh, your a bit late

    • @kahnqueror8486
      @kahnqueror8486 3 роки тому +42

      @@scrithen2836 Better late than never.

    • @funkyoa
      @funkyoa 2 роки тому +4

      @@kahnqueror8486 joe mama

  • @unclesam326
    @unclesam326 6 років тому +864

    What a terrible joke I’ve never seen this much devotion to make something like this. Good on jerma.

    • @sadgiraffe1914
      @sadgiraffe1914 6 років тому +125

      He keeps putting out really good content, like he's so much different than other people on UA-cam. He has this level of authenticity that you don't see anymore. It's like he actually cares about what he makes, even if there are elements of it that aren't high quality, I think he just ignores the quality of things that don't matter.
      Like, the low camera quality and bad lighting in this video makes it better for some reason. It puts more focus on why we're watching the video.

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 2 роки тому +39

      Wait until you see his dollhouse streams 3 years in your future. It'll blow your socks off

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 6 років тому +842

    I'm not sure if this Christmas-themed June polygraph will do much to prove Jerma's innocence, since the prosecution has footage of him beating Kris Kringle to death ON STREAM.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 6 років тому +54

      is this the streamer that KILLED KRIS KRINGLE ON STREAM?

    • @lostfan10000
      @lostfan10000 6 років тому +19

      He also beat Dark Souls 3 on stream. He really wants people to know that.

    • @bronzepenguincp
      @bronzepenguincp 3 роки тому +3

      I love you blue laser I'm your biggest fan

    • @marshtomp8
      @marshtomp8 Рік тому

      Well, the hindsight of 4 years later does prove he didn't actually kill Santa, so it was truthful... However the psychopath murder accusations have only gotten worse.

  • @gazashotshell9099
    @gazashotshell9099 6 років тому +3140

    The guy running the test has a great sense of humor, i want to know if he's legit

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +1135

      he is not. polygraph testers do not communicate with the person being tested in such a way, also you arent supposed to be drinking. And he downed half a bottle of whiskey first of all.
      The " doctor" is about as legit as his thanksgiving " family"

    • @britneyspheres7yearsago11
      @britneyspheres7yearsago11 6 років тому +238

      Gaza Shotshell no he was also in anor lando

    • @IonicHawk
      @IonicHawk 6 років тому +1915

      He very clearly stated that he had all the proper licenses and certificates. Not sure why you’d be confused...

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +63

      Hey Weird Elmo kid, IM a sentient potato, i have all the necessary documents and licenses.
      you do realize Jerma is a comedic entertainer ?

    • @bradonsmall4857
      @bradonsmall4857 6 років тому +660

      Temmie plays you do realize it's a joke right?

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 4 роки тому +193

    the anger in his voice when the dab question came back is the best

  • @simhido848
    @simhido848 6 років тому +1983

    How was this not Main channel level worthy? This shit was Gold

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 6 років тому +612

      we dont talk about that channel anymore.

    • @KFCArbiter
      @KFCArbiter 6 років тому +431

      I think this is the main channel now

    • @LiefTheBeef
      @LiefTheBeef 6 років тому +337

      He has to spend half his life savings on a video for it to be main channel worthy

    • @familyplayer1
      @familyplayer1 6 років тому +84

      sim hido He doesn’t remember his old password so that channel is dead

    • @Jacrispy223
      @Jacrispy223 6 років тому +77

      just imagine, if this isnt enough for main channel, imagine how big the trial stream or other main channel projects will be. Just makes me super hype. Jerma is honestly a grade A comedian, a master of comedy If you will.

  • @Rocklow31
    @Rocklow31 6 років тому +515

    Jerma’s jokes get more expensive as time goes on

    • @retrogadget6183
      @retrogadget6183 3 роки тому +39

      I can’t believe you foretold the carnival that cost upwards of $20k

    • @oliie3416
      @oliie3416 3 роки тому +7

      @@retrogadget6183 I thought it was 40k?

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +13

      @@oliie3416 it was $40k

    • @jont2576
      @jont2576 3 роки тому

      What carnival?is there a stream?

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 3 роки тому +10

      @@jont2576 Yes! This channel has an edited video of it, titled "The Greatest Show on Earth"

  • @WonkyWalrus
    @WonkyWalrus 6 років тому +360

    The polygrapher was the best part of the stream.

  • @falconxerxes
    @falconxerxes 6 років тому +149

    "No, it's just sweat." I laughed so hard I almost sweat in my pants

  • @elliottevans2312
    @elliottevans2312 6 років тому +150

    3 1/2 weeks and $6200 of preparation: "Does your mum know you're a furry?"

  • @TeuCat
    @TeuCat 6 років тому +357

    What's your favorite type of music? "Yes"
    *Roundabout starts playing*

  • @randomstuffprod.
    @randomstuffprod. 2 роки тому +87

    I love how the doctor talked to him like to a crazy person

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +4

      Your profile picture brought back a ton of very old memories of an online friend I met on Instagram.
      We then found out we live near eachother and met in real life, and we were so awkward around eachother that we never spoke online again and barely spoke to eachother again when we found out we went to the same school.
      That was donkeys of years ago and yet his profile still sits in my discord server, same profile picture, untouched for around 3 years.

    • @randomstuffprod.
      @randomstuffprod. 2 роки тому +1

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 damn. I had a really similar experience. Maybe you should try to message him. After all, you have nothing to lose.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +1

      @@randomstuffprod. idk, we go to the same college now and I still see him in the corridors but we just learned to ignore eachother. I think about speaking to him sometimes but it just seems like it is always too late.
      Maybe when we are older or in a few years time I’ll try to speak to him again.
      He was the first person I ever really cried to on the phone, I’ve still never gotten as emotional to someone since.

    • @randomstuffprod.
      @randomstuffprod. 2 роки тому +1

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 it's never too late to try, you know. And also, don't you think that if you don't do it now, doing it later is gonna be even more difficult?
      Anyway, it's your life and you decide how to live it, so I really hope it all works out for you eventually. Just remember that trying definitely can't hurt. Life is short, lol.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 роки тому +1

      @@randomstuffprod. thanks, kinda helped to talk about it

  • @justincruz8050
    @justincruz8050 6 років тому +318

    only professionals sort of insist.

  • @nationalboyo9377
    @nationalboyo9377 4 роки тому +87

    TF2 Scout and Medic do a lie detector test.

  • @Taniniver
    @Taniniver 2 роки тому +98

    "Look at him hes a very handsome guy"
    *Face obscured in darkness*
    "Put your face into the light"
    *Face somehow more obscured in darkness*
    💀💀💀💀

    • @Taniniver
      @Taniniver 2 роки тому +4

      @middle aged man in extreme debt @23:23

  • @TheProgenitor
    @TheProgenitor 6 років тому +145

    “I’ve never had a sponsorship”
    THE LIVE JERMA RUMBLE WAS SPONSORED BY FRUIT

  • @JayDeeLV
    @JayDeeLV 4 роки тому +72

    When the guy operating the polygraph gives a very unconvincing "ohhkayyy..." after every time you say no.

  • @westy229
    @westy229 6 років тому +411

    Medic and Scout PTSD aftermath of war
    -Circa 2018 colorized.

    • @Frank-dr5gy
      @Frank-dr5gy 4 роки тому +18

      Medic still doesn’t have a medical license

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 4 роки тому +4

      scout died in 1987

    • @FancyToasters
      @FancyToasters 3 роки тому +6

      @@pauloricardo-wn6ps scout met god once and came back, who says he won't do it again

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 3 роки тому

      @@FancyToasters bruh god

  • @nabusvco
    @nabusvco 6 років тому +577

    Tell me sweet little lies Jermnbo
    Tell me sweet little lies.

    • @WindraX
      @WindraX 6 років тому +9

      full of it

    • @TheGmodParty
      @TheGmodParty 6 років тому +14

      oh no you can’t disguise

    • @oyveyshalom
      @oyveyshalom 6 років тому +14

      See that mountain? You can climb it.

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 років тому +9

      Small man big lies

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 6 років тому +6

      Your baldness you can't disguise

  • @gdhnd2291
    @gdhnd2291 6 років тому +212

    What can I say? The doc is hilarious

  • @mladkos2090
    @mladkos2090 2 роки тому +37

    16:31 "I am the real Jerma" said the reptilian-looking creature nervously.

  • @daedraxis
    @daedraxis 6 років тому +326

    Each lie Jerma should get *shock jocked*

    • @Frank-dr5gy
      @Frank-dr5gy 4 роки тому +4

      Devilbrine
      I fear your profile pic

  • @Greenhourglass
    @Greenhourglass 5 років тому +68

    23:34 "put your face into the light!" *face is underexposed and pitch black*

  • @sewer9137
    @sewer9137 6 років тому +183

    yes you would

  • @JunkyardShots
    @JunkyardShots 6 років тому +293

    These live action videos keep getting better and better.

  • @dingdong-re7hi
    @dingdong-re7hi 3 роки тому +28

    The god awful lighting makes it so much better.

  • @MsMouschi
    @MsMouschi 6 років тому +311

    Well I know how I am spending my next hour, thanks Mack.

    • @hemis1861
      @hemis1861 6 років тому +1

      Mouschi Holy shit those 48 minutes went by fast.

  • @_Singularity_
    @_Singularity_ 5 років тому +79

    this is an uncomfortably accurate imitation of a doctor

  • @123ili
    @123ili 2 роки тому +44

    25:38 this genuinely looks and sounds like a criminal interrogation

  • @SuperCatfire
    @SuperCatfire 6 років тому +222

    full head of bald hair

  • @Skuiggly
    @Skuiggly 6 років тому +94

    i love how THE EDITED VERSION is 48 minutes. there was just too much gold in that stream

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred 2 роки тому +54

    The scariest part of this stream was when Jerma murdered the operator and then acted like nothing happened

  • @nekrodos
    @nekrodos 6 років тому +683

    21:20 "Are you a furry?"

    • @sclammp5811
      @sclammp5811 6 років тому +104

      NEKRO “Does our mother know you’re a furry?”

    • @jerryzhou3738
      @jerryzhou3738 6 років тому +152

      *hesitates*

    • @Luna-fz1gb
      @Luna-fz1gb 6 років тому +110

      OwO denial is part of the process uwu

    • @yoyhue1678
      @yoyhue1678 6 років тому +14

      Groucho78 >w

    • @jasonwolfy
      @jasonwolfy 6 років тому +29

      Seeing how he responded.. i would say he plans on making a sona

  • @StinkoBrownTV
    @StinkoBrownTV 6 років тому +96

    I'm loving the new Jerma cinematic universe so far.

  • @evanbranham4319
    @evanbranham4319 6 років тому +52

    “I can’t drink a whole bottle of Jim Bean”
    WHAT CAN I SAY?

  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians218 6 років тому +519

    Do you think the doctor is compact too or just perspective?

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 6 років тому +109

      No Jeremy is just on stilts to make him seem taller than the doctor.

    • @Kanelel
      @Kanelel 6 років тому +7

      He's just sitting down.

    • @ureyesrbleeding1
      @ureyesrbleeding1 6 років тому +55

      the doctor is sitting really far away

    • @Bread-TM
      @Bread-TM 6 років тому +8

      It's the camera, you can obviously see, that the perspective is pretty weird, which is why Jerma seems to be the same size as the doc!

    • @Sonatherogue
      @Sonatherogue 6 років тому +9

      Flying Russians well his feet actually touch the ground in the chair unlike jerma's

  • @pAst4
    @pAst4 3 роки тому +70

    every video that jerma makes, by the end im smiling like a goofball. his content is so refreshing. thanks for improving my life man

  • @jake748
    @jake748 4 роки тому +45

    Doc's delivery on each question is A+

  • @jacobh7456
    @jacobh7456 2 місяці тому +4

    RIP Dr Shmoixen, such a great character

  • @skinnybeak6997
    @skinnybeak6997 3 роки тому +20

    20:14 killed me "stay in the seat dude"

  • @Se7enRemain
    @Se7enRemain 6 років тому +75

    Your doctor sounds like he wants to tell me about his latest Chad Flenderman novel.

  • @iopiop4521
    @iopiop4521 6 років тому +105

    Jeremy you were sponsored by Fruit, how do you not remember?
    His body is too small, not enough blood can reach his head

    • @nickname8619
      @nickname8619 5 років тому

      if a body is small, the opposite is true
      scientifically wrong answer. haha, i have gained an iq

  • @neonjesus
    @neonjesus 2 роки тому +24

    jerma's reaction to the doc going "yeah....ok" when he said "no I'm just a boy" lmao

  • @benjaminbankwin5690
    @benjaminbankwin5690 4 роки тому +123

    42:00 I can answer for jerma . I knew him in high school and he went by justin figglehorn then. though he move away and i think his parent divorce. jerma i hope you enjoy your new life. love benji

  • @effy3808
    @effy3808 4 роки тому +23

    That doctor is wasted lmao

  • @Felale
    @Felale 6 років тому +68

    No I'm just a boy 8:05

  • @kermut
    @kermut 6 років тому +48

    Mack out did himself with this one

  • @tallbroadcast
    @tallbroadcast 3 роки тому +30

    I like to think the polygraph operator came up with all these questions

  • @Thelazycouchguys
    @Thelazycouchguys 5 років тому +37

    Jerma is brilliant, his stream is far beyond just a usual gaming channel and his old content was far beyond what a normal gaming channel did

  • @Captiankilljoy23
    @Captiankilljoy23 6 років тому +36

    Love how the doctor just goes a long with the jokes

  • @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons
    @InternationalBoardsOfPigeons 6 років тому +20

    Seriously that doctor was so awesome, going along with the stream and riffing on Jerma too.

  • @increasearmadillo3032
    @increasearmadillo3032 6 років тому +22

    Polygraph operator for Jerma Rumble 2019

  • @LunaticVik
    @LunaticVik 6 років тому +81

    This streamer is full of it, what can I say?

  • @joysanap5508
    @joysanap5508 4 роки тому +126

    Polygraph operator is definitely Jeremy's dad. He's TOO interested in the one person asking if Jeremy's interested in having children. He just wants his son to settle down and be happy :) Also, they have identical senses of humor.

  • @willowchair
    @willowchair 6 років тому +41

    I'm happy that Jerma likes the Gorillaz.

  • @4ScoreSlappy
    @4ScoreSlappy 6 років тому +3

    This was honestly so great. Fingers crossed for Jerma rumble next year, know it’ll be worth the wait.

  • @jmfsilenthill
    @jmfsilenthill 2 роки тому +9

    “Full head of bald hair”

  • @numberswithmeaning
    @numberswithmeaning 6 років тому +3

    This is gold, laughed through the whole thing. That doctor is great. Good video Jerm.

  • @kirklandwater5785
    @kirklandwater5785 6 років тому +31

    Jermas just making an excuse to drink cuz he’s a raging alcoholic

  • @chillmeii
    @chillmeii Рік тому +6

    the fucking flip flops tell me everything i need to know about this PSYCHO

  • @milkbox103
    @milkbox103 3 роки тому +8

    15:07 oh my GOD the way he admitted it like some deep dark secret

  • @mr.prettx8706
    @mr.prettx8706 4 роки тому +13

    Doc
    "Have another drink, it makes it more fun"
    *MonkaS*

  • @_nit
    @_nit 6 років тому +11

    Your comedy is fucking genius. These skits with paid actors are actually incredible. You better be making a shit ton of money from Twitch and UA-cam. You of all people deserve the wealth and success from how much effort and originality is put into everything you do

  • @fergushughes3428
    @fergushughes3428 6 років тому +31

    This reminds me of the family dinner stream

  • @deathpawn9
    @deathpawn9 6 років тому +18

    Watching Jerma back during his tf2 days I never would have expected him to become one of the most genuine and entertaining streamer/youtubers to date but... here we are :o

  • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
    @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 6 років тому +7

    I've been waiting for this since the podcast!

    • @aidan_with_an_a3471
      @aidan_with_an_a3471 6 років тому

      Batman's Pet Goldfish
      This isnt a trial this is a follow up, thats why he went to vegas and rented out a courtroom to use in a future stream...this is just the begining...

  • @Kamikaze_4
    @Kamikaze_4 5 років тому +13

    Jerma perhaps may be the funniest guy on UA-cam. Every video he has me laughing so hard.

  • @timelesstea7188
    @timelesstea7188 6 років тому +19

    "I've never had a sponsor." Jerma forgot about Dorkcube.

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 6 років тому +8

    That was an incredible intro, by the way. You should be really proud, bro!

  • @mo3bo
    @mo3bo Рік тому +11

    I fucking love the doctor

    • @rudeboyspodcast
      @rudeboyspodcast Рік тому +4

      I'm glad Jerma got him back two more times. He's very naturally funny.

  • @Vizimech
    @Vizimech 3 роки тому +9

    Jerma had completely control over that polygraph line. That graph was his fuckin canvas the entire stream. Absolute psycho

  • @finalaleks.6663
    @finalaleks.6663 4 місяці тому +3

    as the questions get more intense he continuously sounds like Norman Osborn fighting against the influence of the Green Goblin lmfao

  • @unclesam326
    @unclesam326 6 років тому +12

    That add was so strategically placed that it was beautiful.

  • @EagleSmoke44
    @EagleSmoke44 6 років тому +36

    36:28 got me laughing