Half-Life But the Entire Game is Google Translated (Not TTS)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Hearken unto me o Cicero!
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Clips shown (in order of appearance):
Freeman's Mind Intro
Columbus Day PSA from Red vs Blue
God Bless! Deadwater logo and channel banner by Papa Shlup
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"HE'S FAMOUS!"
*beats the crap out of Gordon because he's famous*
*Gardon
@@MSORP2008 *Garden
*Cicero
@@leleled6467 * garden
*Cartlon
"To each his own that which is beautiful"
- Google Translated Half-Life scientist 2020
Half life but instead of zombies there SCPs
"Chell wakes up in a small box with a radio and... toilet pellets, that she had speculated to be dangerous."
where do you smell
This is so deep.
Deep Boi
this feels like a dream where everything is totally reasonable until you wake up and look back on it
Someone needs to do this to half life 2.
and hl alyx
@@KangarooJay At the risk of repeating myself - I can't help but wonder if this treatment wouldn't improve Hunt Down The Freeman's script.
Get up and burn, Mr. Freeman, wake up… great. That means not sleeping. No one deserves to be celebrated for a holiday ... it will be permanently destroyed until the whole world is over ... well, the time has come.
The right person can change the world into a wrong world. Then Mr. Freeman. Awakening… Taste.
Anybody wana do it acctually?
Hey! Mod author here. Somebody did do HL2 Google Translated, but only did main story voice lines, then just stopped working on it. Since not a lot of effort was put into it, I've decided that once I've translated all of the GoldSrc games, I may or may not mistranslate HL2. Definitely no promises though.
14:32 The "beer" turns into "Beer."
Barney approves! 👍
"Kind of philosophical"
_"Where do you smell?"_
Jeff?
The sun?
7:40 the guard has a different idea of what the light at the end of the tunnel is.
16:49 "If you are dirty go home"
4:44 steam support is so bad I actually asked Ubisoft support to find my lost steam account. They did it.
It took me a hot second to realise they had to re-record the lines for it! That’s amazing
13:37 That Freeman's Mind reference killed me!
"I have negative 2 million children"
"I have 48"
-later-
"You're up to 4 children"
"What does our device do?"
Literally canonical black mesa scientists
those guys were throwing crap at the wall and seeing what stuck
Now we just need it translated into Snacklish...
Oh yumye, most sweetainly.
Deadwater Gaming This man gets it 😎👌🏻
Thats some preorder dlc I'd be dumb enough to pay for.
15:06 Darth Vader was behind all of this
I also want my last words to be "He could not stand any longer. Aaaaahhhh"
5:07 THIS... TABLE... IS... BLACK! Don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
Those who do not live on the medical board.... TEST ROOM
7:40 if u use mods yes there is a beer in the end dimensions
that scientist at the start predicted the "in the virtual end" video blowing up
"your mother is a bucket" got me rolling
he could not stand anylonger
*yells in lowercase*
"Your Mother is a Bucket"
Such wise words
"your mother is a bucket" dear god.....
There’s more.
"The fire is not extinguished"
This would probably clarify a lot of the messages on fire extinguishers.
“what do you smell with?”
"the table is black" probably comes from the spanish or portuguese, because is those languages the word "mesa" means table
16:15
Hgrunt: His famous
XD LOL
I don't think i've laughed so hard i've cried to a half life mod before.
Now we need "Half Life But the Entire Game is Google Translated But the Entire Voice Line is Randomized"
“Let’s go Gordons”
-Security Guard
"Government, grave and beEr."
That was perfect.
G man is making some kind of philosophical speech
you didnt even mention how in the claw fight the security guard said eat your polio form space
There are few penalties in the world.
Thats pretty philosophical.
WHERE DO YOU SMELL
This is like if someone survived a seizure and wrote a language based on his experience
Nobody:
Half life 2: *Y O U R M O T H E R I S A B U C K E T*
nobody:
scientist from black mesa-napkin story
"What does our device do?"
Half-Life if it was written by Max0r
I like how Black Mesa is translated into “the table is black”
well mesa means table in spanish lol
@@oengenheirouniversal4830 Brazillian
And Romanian, basically, all Romance languages.
It means table in tagalog too
Haldxz Tagalog niggas where you at?
And so begins the confusing tale of Garden Cicero Treeman.
Garden Cicero Free
Star of the award-winning dating sim "It's half life".
Bull Zye *T R E E M A N*
Guardian Cicero TreeMan
How bout F R Y M A N
Status: married
Finally got the woman at the end!
Nah man they got married to GMan.
S u p p l e H a n d s
Happy end
Christianthepupbot no remember shepherd used the wedding pistol to shoot at Cicero
You forgot the part where it said: *Pending*
"Rise and shine Mr. Cicero, rise and shine"
That's Garden Cicero to you!
"Dr. Freeman and Schein together" is what i got after translating it
Breen: I'm almost certain it was...
Garden Cicero.
"Oh listener you should've seen the look on your face!"
@@PsychadelicoDuck *wheeze!*
Google Translate Half-Life is all about a single father's journey to find a wife.
And the many children he lost and gained along the way.
@@BloodfelX Hold u-
@@BloodfelX ans also the Wive's and Men they married
@@BloodfelX did he adopt children
And kidnapping 100+ children
There are few penalties in the world
“That was actually kind of philosophical-”
*Where do you smell*
*is there a beer in the end*
HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE
where do you smell?
666 likes
Lol i got 905th like
999th like 😔
Game : Your mother is a bucket
TF2 Soldier : *YES!*
*YES*
Dear god...
@@Anrizo there's more...
NO
WHY IS THERE A READ MORE IF THERE ISNT MORE
I want a shirt that says "eat your polio from space" ngl
lmao same
Yeah
idk why but that sounds like a cave/aperture science quote
"Cars are dangerous"
"You dont say?"
Funny YOU should say that, knowing where Kennedy was killed
wat
Cars are dangerous
Well shit what we gonna do with all this petrol
Abraham Lincoln Is It True That Your A Vampire Hunter?
So are theatres.
"What does our device do?" pretty much sums up halflife.
*long silence*
"Haven't decided yet!"
"does science work?" -Random HECU Grunt
The true cause of the incident. Not knowing what the device does
things our device does:
1. intended function
2. 💥
"havent dicided yet"
hecu soldier: "HE IS FAMOUS!"
*starts beating up Cicero*
Gotta get that ransom money.
JACKPOT
I'm dead xD
This is deep. Gord- Cicero actually represents a famous person and the HECU soldiers are twitter stans, the beatup represents the stans cancelling Cicero.
Cancel culture be like:
“Where do you smell” - VSauce
People think they smell things with their *nose*. And they're right.
@@rinoz47 Or are they?
@@rinoz47 But what makes good music sound good?
Haven't decided yet
@Jay The Lego Guy because I haven't showered in 10 days?
3:05 "Garden Plantman"
Funny, "Cicero" means "Chickpea" in Latin, so Garden _would_ be a Plantman in this universe, I guess.
So you play as a plantman that works in a meat lab?
Stach man I mean, if you work as some plant scientist, you are a meat man that works in a plant lab.
Rise and shine Mr Plantman.
I KNEW IT! ITS ALL A METAPHOR FOR VEGANISM!! /s
What about the statesman Cicero?
We now know where he got the BEER.
And the why is because gordon is inbound and kills people.
in canãda
Ribbons0121 R121 ba ba ba ba ba baaa
Shiny Espurr and why he finds people to be ridiculous.
*Beer*
Anyone noticed how after they turned the "beer" back on it automatically capitalized itself?
Yes
and the "grave" multiplied
9:39 This is YOUR daily dose of internet.
Lol spot on
*The dark age is coming*
9:49 the dark age has been found
UA-camr intro lmao
Barney while dying:"Lightning, death, OH YES!"
So Barney is glad when he dies.
I wouldn’t be surprised considering he works at Black Mesa
Amazing
A few of the Barney clones had mental health challenges, it’s an ongoing QA and engineering investigation
18:01 "Well, I give you a chance to fight. After more frustration, it just. Doesn't. Stop."
And so Cicero's eternal fight against frustration began.
If you choose to use...
Sounds like adulthood, lol
that's an euphemism for the combine reign
“Buyers who sell”
“You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy”
7:40 "do you think there's a beer, in the end?"
"in cobalt."
And thus concludes the amazing wife hunting adventures of doctor Garden M. T. Cicero
I am asleep.
Find a meat lab
I'm sleeping Laboratories
Matt Development
t h e w o r k p l a c e
*a l o t*
*T h e t a b l e i s b l a c k*
Must be a rip-off of The Office
@@Echo-gb2vx Or Negra Table instead of black mesa
Scientist#1: What does our device do?
Scientist#2: *Haven‘t decicded yet.*
They’re still working on the prototype.
Half life 1 in a nutshell
Garden Cisero, the star of the beloved Part-Live Franchise
Twoquarters-life
Frеnch-friеs
foureiths-life
Cicero, watching the rope! It can be as large to neglect.
Doctor Coomer is that you?
tanking beast LOOK GORDON
Watch to the watching, Cicero! The green flowing counts the whales.
*O* *I* *N* *T* *M* *E* *N* *T*
That was my favourite moment for some reason
Napkin story
in the morning garden
Oinkment
15:46
*_Says "Oh yes!" while falling head first into an electrified rail after being shot by a .357 magnum revolver_*
to be fair, would you rather die from that or a headcrab?
.357 gnome
So THAT'S why all this happened, the most experienced, most important guard was on vacation in san francisco!
"Does science work? Is that the reason?!"
8:14 "The Staff of Knowing What to Wear"
Must be one of those staffs that gives a huge buff to charisma and intelligence.
8:17 oh oh something is dead here
10:03
"The elevator has been closed. But still comes up."
So why did you close it?
it just doesn't go down
I feel like getting some of that *ONLINE INTERNET INTERFACE*
Thank you Abraham Lincoln
OmG iS tHaT tHe ReAl AbRaHaM lInCoLn
Damn I miss you Abe, I really do.
12:04 and 12:54
That "hey, doctor~" line hits different after watching the Opposing Force one and seeing the boyfriend collection count the troops have.
6:56
Cicero, not to harken unto me, and rotate the begin to rise up.
...are the books named too?
“o i n t m e n t”
"Do you think science is real? Is that the reason?" and "He is famous!"
BROTHER?
@@peabrain6872 BROTHER
GONK
14:06 did he just imitate his beer joke? Awesome.
Ok, Arthur?
10:09 "He could not stand any longer. [Says "aaaaaaaa" unenthusiastically]
14:07 has to be the best voice crack
BeiER
15:30 *[starts getting nightmares about those souls]*
"What souls?"
*"What souls?"*
Hey did you get ye pills ?
@@LT_Foxfyre *Kleiner Nervious laughs
They actually went and changed every texture that text on it? I am impresssssed.
gordon does NOT NEED TO HEAR.
13:46 patrick star be like
Man what the hell do they do in Black Mesa that warrant the Police to investigate your own family?
Black Mesa is actually just a division of the IRS. And the IRS doesn’t like snitches.
The Department of Energy doesn't like snitches either.
"What does our device do?" - the worst question you can possibly hear from a nuclear facility engineer
2:34 so THAT'S where Matt came from, no wonder he plays tennis so well
ahit pfp
He is the champion of boxing too
So that’s where Mathew Metelli came from
My god Cicero what are you doing?
Cicero you fool!
Good day today Cicero..
What are you doing step cicero?
@@c0smo709 this is so wrong XD
“That’s good. What are you doing?”
6:26 When you break something expensive at work.
*Gordon does not need to hear*
9:57 "I beg you, do not trust us"
“where do you smell”
- google translated half-life security guard 2020
12:24 I think you may have triggered an overflow error! You just achieved the maximum number half life can calculate!
“Your mother is a bucket.”
“Dear god…”
“There’s more.”
“No!..”
10:07 I started to laugh so hard
My mother sleeps in the next room. I had a really hard time trying not to wake her with my hysterical wheezing.
5:47 Words of wisdom:
𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭,
𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶.
Beuh I was just at that part when I read it
Yes
𝓉𝓇𝓊ℯ
That is some beowulf type shit right there
can you please not speak in squares
2:34 as someone named Matt I cam confirmed we are grown in a secret lab
13:03 damn it really do be like that though.
deadwater, your content is seriously underrated. your voice acting is amazing, and your ideas are too. i hope your sub count skyrockets one day.
How to beg for a heart:
how to tell someone you genuinely enjoy their content because of it's high quality:
@@d3rwiszzz who tf are you to say what my comment's purpose is
@@hisanimations no im not i never watched that guy and i saw your comment so i know u wanted a heart so badly
i didnt want a heart, i wanted to let him know that i love his videos
“Rotate the begin to rise up” sounds like what my dad would say if I was fixing something.
And climb the mountain! For the King!
16:15 "He is famous!"
*beats up Plantman*