Half-Life 2 But The Entire Game is Google Translated

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    Timestamps:
    0:00 Intro
    5:32 Kleiner's Lab
    7:36 Root Kanal
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    In this video we play Half-Life 2 But The Entire Game is Google Translated feat. special guest Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus for some reason
    God Bless!
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  • @DeadwaterGaming
    @DeadwaterGaming  7 місяців тому +352

    Thanks to our Ko-Fi supporter this video! ( ko-fi.com/deadwatergaming )
    *Argle of Bargleton*

    • @XxDramaticBatu
      @XxDramaticBatu 7 місяців тому +17

      ⅛-Life moment

    • @ben12355
      @ben12355 7 місяців тому +4

      I am happy. Yay

    • @Hunoa44
      @Hunoa44 7 місяців тому +5

      Thanks for this mod,i laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt now,it was as wild of an experience as reading top joke comments under HLspeedrun videos :)
      I feel like i wanna add some of my voice into the mod,lol

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 7 місяців тому +3

      Thank you for helping make this mod happen. It was absolutely Worth the Weight™.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 7 місяців тому +1

      hey dont forget there are many enemies

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 7 місяців тому +2786

    "Your justice will not prosper" is unironically an amazing way to describe high difficulty.

    • @Serial_Designation_V7638
      @Serial_Designation_V7638 7 місяців тому +325

      I guess.

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 7 місяців тому +183

      Vortigaunt words

    • @gdog8170
      @gdog8170 7 місяців тому

      @@Serial_Designation_V7638 shut up and take my like

    • @PootisMayo
      @PootisMayo 7 місяців тому +81

      I’m stealing this quote for personal use.

    • @TriplePistol
      @TriplePistol 7 місяців тому +37

      Imma use this for my game difficulty actually

  • @NodokaHanamura
    @NodokaHanamura 7 місяців тому +697

    >"Let us be shelled"
    >proceeds to eat shit by a headcrab shell
    Priceless.

    • @RaptorMocha
      @RaptorMocha 5 місяців тому +34

      that part had me in tears when it happened while playing through it

    • @DisBuilder
      @DisBuilder 4 місяці тому +7

      LMAO

    • @rileylecaptain113
      @rileylecaptain113 3 місяці тому

      Darnit, I was about to make a comment like that.

    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner 2 місяці тому

      [HAPPY BIRTHDAY]

    • @toasterai
      @toasterai 2 місяці тому

      25:29 gangsta car crash

  • @ImagikaAli
    @ImagikaAli 7 місяців тому +644

    I love Father Gregory's new slogan. "THIS IS THIS! THIS IS THIS!"

    • @grisha8176
      @grisha8176 7 місяців тому +59

      father gregory thinks he's Sisyphus prime

    • @demitrysualokin2796
      @demitrysualokin2796 7 місяців тому +47

      That is this and this is that! And i'm not possible!

    • @soviet_onion34
      @soviet_onion34 7 місяців тому

      ​@@grisha8176DESTROY

    • @fus132
      @fus132 6 місяців тому +15

      I APPRECIATE YOUR CONFIRMATION

    • @couldbeusabaker7532
      @couldbeusabaker7532 5 місяців тому +16

      this is this, and that is that

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 7 місяців тому +909

    "Most Advanced Garden Manipulator" sounds like something that would appear in an infomercial on a public-access cable channel at 3AM.

    • @thedimensionalbeing5702
      @thedimensionalbeing5702 7 місяців тому +63

      Or something made by aperture...

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 7 місяців тому +47

      @@thedimensionalbeing5702or both at once

    • @mindyourowndamnbusiness185
      @mindyourowndamnbusiness185 7 місяців тому +32

      So basically a GECK from fallout

    • @ratingexplicit7441
      @ratingexplicit7441 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mindyourowndamnbusiness185 M.A.G.M.A. (Most Advanced Garden Manipulation Apparatus)

    • @hazss
      @hazss 7 місяців тому +6

      It was made. by the zombiez

  • @AstroTom
    @AstroTom 7 місяців тому +1648

    My favourite part is how Breen's speech about instinct was rewritten into a rant about his mother.
    I also like how Mossman is an AI who loves everyone.

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 7 місяців тому +146

      The mossman being an ai might be a nod to kitty0706 since his some of his videos featured a character using her model with the same voice. Cool reference if true

    • @Jacy-dx6dx
      @Jacy-dx6dx 7 місяців тому +55

      ​@@chilling5858 I can imagine the keyboard and chair now.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 7 місяців тому +54

      @@Jacy-dx6dx "Enough of your BULLSHIT!!!" [slap]

    • @bUh9
      @bUh9 7 місяців тому +59

      "OUR FIRST MEAL WAS COOKED OVER A LOW HEAT 😡"

    • @aabevincent0
      @aabevincent0 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@chilling5858that is actually true. One of the modders told me about it

  • @mattc7420
    @mattc7420 7 місяців тому +1149

    This makes Half-Life 2 look like an obscure Russian FPS.

    • @kovy6447
      @kovy6447 6 місяців тому +138

      Полу-Живой 2: Спасение человечества

    • @zaiden_2006
      @zaiden_2006 6 місяців тому +62

      pathologic 3 looks fire

    • @rendemndestroited7414
      @rendemndestroited7414 6 місяців тому +38

      внатуре пиздец какой-то получается

    • @Junotaku
      @Junotaku 6 місяців тому +29

      Its time to shake the old days

    • @ANANAS1K007
      @ANANAS1K007 6 місяців тому +13

      I guess

  • @bUh9
    @bUh9 7 місяців тому +469

    I can't get over how "Theres no rest in Ravenholm" turned into "Ravenholm also has a relaxing evening 👍😁"

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +61

      "Relaxing in Reynholm - wish you were here!"

    • @racer927
      @racer927 5 місяців тому +21

      @@nuxx1876 Signed "Gordon Frohman".

    • @ZackSBruh
      @ZackSBruh 20 днів тому +2

      I mean, Ravenholm actually has a relaxing evening especially in the docks

  • @creativegamer_03
    @creativegamer_03 7 місяців тому +385

    nothing beats the comedy timing of this mod
    "i guess"

  • @CaseyRunoff
    @CaseyRunoff 7 місяців тому +1036

    Half-Alive 2 is such a classic and I'm so glad you guys played it. My favorite part is when Cicero said "I guess you could say I am Half-Alive 2." and then he fucking died.

    • @MahoganyCrafter
      @MahoganyCrafter 7 місяців тому +64

      my favorite part as well

    • @anno0001
      @anno0001 7 місяців тому +32

      I guess.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 7 місяців тому +13

      Half-Alive 3

    • @redTrickster
      @redTrickster 7 місяців тому +11

      i guess he wasnt half alive after all

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 7 місяців тому +13

      THIS IS THIS
      THIS IS THIS
      THAT IS THAT

  • @gamerali9716
    @gamerali9716 7 місяців тому +89

    16:05 "T H E D O G" *really heavy footsteps* that got me lol

    • @RaptorMocha
      @RaptorMocha 5 місяців тому +7

      whats great is theres a line later in the game when you first get the rocket launcher that is just “THE GUN” in reference to the gunship

    • @gamerali9716
      @gamerali9716 5 місяців тому

      @@RaptorMocha XD

    • @chaosminecraft3399
      @chaosminecraft3399 5 місяців тому

      Same 😂

  • @holopilot2241
    @holopilot2241 7 місяців тому +184

    The “I guess” signs had such good timing

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +49

      i guess

  • @XiaoXiaoMan1123
    @XiaoXiaoMan1123 7 місяців тому +550

    27:18 "This voice actor is so clearly American." Yep, guilty as charged. GTE Odessa didn't feel complete without a bad British accent, so I put on the best worst accent I could. At least you proved yourselves worthy of that paycheck! Don't know why I'd ever reward a *talented* volunteer with one.

    • @MahoganyCrafter
      @MahoganyCrafter 7 місяців тому +43

      YES

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 7 місяців тому +19

      American accent chinese username

    • @XiaoXiaoMan1123
      @XiaoXiaoMan1123 7 місяців тому

      @@everythingsalright1121 Did it ever occur to you that Chinese alias doesn't always mean Chinese person? My username is directly inspired by Xiao Xiao, a flash animation series from back in the day featuring stick figures and martial arts. My username is a holdover from my days of browsing StickPage.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 6 місяців тому +13

      @@everythingsalright1121 Bad British accent
      _Mr. Worldwide_

    • @genericTC2ber
      @genericTC2ber 5 місяців тому +1

      HOLY SHIT XIAOXIAOMAN?!!!

  • @davidpichardo6240
    @davidpichardo6240 7 місяців тому +323

    Mahogany: "Don't worry, they're too stupid to figure out how to kill me."
    Literally instantly:
    "They figured out how to kill me!"

    • @battadia
      @battadia 7 місяців тому +17

      I read that comment at the EXACT MOMENT he said it.

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 5 місяців тому +1

      THE FACT THAT I HIT 30:25 RIGHT AS I SAW THIS COMMENT 💀

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 5 місяців тому +2

      @@battadia OH MY GOD SAME. HELLO WHAT........ we are in the matrix

  • @ReStOrEd2000CZE
    @ReStOrEd2000CZE 5 місяців тому +45

    10:16 LET US BE SHELLED!
    Truly underrated moment

    • @Jakobigamer
      @Jakobigamer Місяць тому +2

      He accepted and embraced his fate 💀

  • @TrainWheel
    @TrainWheel 3 місяці тому +18

    7:44 thanks for the shout out!

  • @axper4637
    @axper4637 7 місяців тому +153

    “What spanish person would watch this video”
    guess what, arturobob loves you

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 7 місяців тому +351

    I'm guessing Arturo didn't have the mod downloaded so I'm just imagining he hopped into the game and wondered why they kept stopping to read and listen to everything. Props to him for sticking around as long as he did.
    And you guys did great too, but that's been said in other comments already.

    • @ben12355
      @ben12355 7 місяців тому +39

      Deadwater should make a channel that's the same as this one, but Spanish so that all the insane Spanish people could watch his videos, and so Arturobbb can understand what in the world was happening.

    • @andrewche4066
      @andrewche4066 6 місяців тому +30

      Would be much cooler if the mod was applied server-side and Arturo's reaction would be captured

    • @halftime919
      @halftime919 5 місяців тому +3

      @@ben12355 Yeah that wouldn't be fun, having to manage two channels. Having to pay someone to do a dub of your voice, idk maybe he could learn English

    • @TheDevil-cj1ls
      @TheDevil-cj1ls 5 місяців тому

      @@ben12355 No le veo el propósito y confía en mí cuando te digo que la comunidad española es diez veces peor que la inglesa.

    • @admiralagk922
      @admiralagk922 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@halftime919not necessarily be dubbed, just have captions in spanish

  • @Fuji-yd7hd
    @Fuji-yd7hd 7 місяців тому +174

    my favorite part is when timble dies and it just reveals that pomni has been playing through this for the whole time

    • @RomWatt
      @RomWatt 7 місяців тому +47

      She finally found a way to leave the Digital Circus. Unfortunately, she found herself stuck in the world of Half-Life.

    • @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e
      @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e 7 місяців тому +29

      @@RomWatthow do you fail leaving a place so badly you get transported to CITY 17

    • @Coconut-219
      @Coconut-219 7 місяців тому +24

      @@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e Word of advice: never accept a ride from Gman when hitchhiking...

  • @goofymax0656
    @goofymax0656 7 місяців тому +102

    10:15
    "Let us be shelled." had to be the best line.

  • @rosieleaverton
    @rosieleaverton 7 місяців тому +429

    Eli's voice actor is so funny, LOL
    Also, the two of y'all did really well!

    • @DrJeffDev
      @DrJeffDev 7 місяців тому +74

      Is it me or is he Rosenburger? Every time he speaks I can't stop hearing "please! Keep hurting me!"

    • @DeadwaterGaming
      @DeadwaterGaming  7 місяців тому +113

      @@DrJeffDev He is actually the same VA that did Rosenburger, Binkus confirmed it a couple days ago.

    • @meatgrindallfascists
      @meatgrindallfascists 7 місяців тому +8

      you three*
      forgot about cat guy

    • @froxdoggaming3385
      @froxdoggaming3385 7 місяців тому +8

      -three- alyx*

    • @ben12355
      @ben12355 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@meatgrindallfascists like, maybe 7? Deadwater, mahogany, Arturobbb, alyx, eli, mossman, probably others. Hard to remember all the half life 2 characters, oh yeah I'm excluding citizens and rebels because they have alot of models for them that's too big to list.

  • @maksimal3498
    @maksimal3498 7 місяців тому +327

    Deadwater has raised back from the dead! All glory the necromancers!

    • @bluedragin
      @bluedragin 7 місяців тому +41

      Wait, so are they Alivewater or Undeadwater now?

    • @CativaBR
      @CativaBR 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@bluedragin True to the title of this masterpiece, Hλlf-λlivewater Gaming.

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 7 місяців тому +18

      ​@@bluedraginhalf-alivewater²

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +7

      the cat guy was the one who revived them the whole time

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 7 місяців тому +1

      No no no it's kneecromancers

  • @mrscruffles801
    @mrscruffles801 7 місяців тому +176

    "Death is not a big deal Alyx"
    Well if anybody knows that, it's Eli...

    • @crismairo
      @crismairo 6 місяців тому +29

      This is irony and foreshadowing at the same time. It's perfect

    • @elidatkitty1694
      @elidatkitty1694 3 місяці тому +5

      HLA ending be like:

  • @mydude249
    @mydude249 7 місяців тому +185

    I like how Google Translated Grigori makes Half-Life 2 Grigori look like an actual normal guy

    • @kee5699
      @kee5699 7 місяців тому +68

      "This is this, this is this."

    • @crismairo
      @crismairo 7 місяців тому +32

      His goofy evil laugh is so funny. It's like he goes from a death metal singer to a complete idiot in an instant

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 7 місяців тому +33

      ''Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied, the power to be ung ung ung ung, ung ung ung''

    • @khoaitaynuong1062
      @khoaitaynuong1062 26 днів тому

      @@saschahofmann2421 why do i read that as har har har har

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 7 місяців тому +113

    Casual Pomni jumpscare when they switch to Synergy multiplayer campaign and the fact that it's just never referenced at all makes the in-engine cutaway jokes like "take a selfie of me next to my body" even funnier.
    -Btw, the funny audio corruptions near the end is an infamous source engine sound cache bug.

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 7 місяців тому +261

    Finally the sequel to the hit game featuring Cicero "Garden" "Free for Free" "William" "He's famous" "Freter" "Free man" "Wayl Opener" "German" "Fordon" "Thomas" Freeman the fish scientist from Black Table
    21:04 WHAT POMNI JUMPSCARE

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +13

      did you not see her at 20:11

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules 7 місяців тому +18

      The modding community works so fast I'm not even surprised there's a Pomni player model mod.

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +14

      @@asteroidrules i think the model timbles is using existed before the show came out and he just ported it to synergy from gmod/sfm

    • @hubzertzert
      @hubzertzert 6 місяців тому +5

      Wayl opener from black mesa

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 6 місяців тому +3

      Even better one at 21:40 (the timestamp is a bit before the jumpscare)

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad7085 7 місяців тому +32

    “Let us be shelled!”
    *gets shelled immediately*

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 7 місяців тому +49

    40:46 DID NOT THE FISH INTERFERE WITH THE SPIRIT OF JOSE-

  • @k4ban2611
    @k4ban2611 7 місяців тому +45

    - Shall we gather for a whiskey and cigars tonight?
    - I guess.

  • @siren_gaming8565
    @siren_gaming8565 7 місяців тому +90

    “Every bad man is worthy of the universe”
    -Gman

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 7 місяців тому +151

    It's now canon that Dr Breen's first name is Marjorie

    • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
      @Yakuza-Merkitzi 7 місяців тому +35

      Dr Marjorie Wallace Breen. Great name if you ask me.

    • @thesucc990
      @thesucc990 7 місяців тому +20

      The Green Doctor is his supervillain name

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 12 днів тому

      ​@@Yakuza-MerkitziAnd he is a brainlet. According to Eli Luciano Vance.

  • @EternalFireseal
    @EternalFireseal 7 місяців тому +103

    6:50 The only correct way to greet The Cicero after not seeing her for over twenty years.

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 7 місяців тому +10

      Must be Cicero from Cicero's Mind series

    • @racer927
      @racer927 5 місяців тому +4

      @@cdru515
      "Lord, I'm too late!
      Who says what? !
      Oh, there's a story
      I won't be alone for long! IS! ! ! Haha!" --- First lines said by Cicero Friedman

    • @ct_tropical1451
      @ct_tropical1451 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@racer927 I guess

  • @cecilharvey2005
    @cecilharvey2005 7 місяців тому +286

    Arturobbb is the best part of the video. He was a true gamer who got them through the roughest of levels and through the hardest moments in life.

    • @enex3333
      @enex3333 6 місяців тому +17

      Worst way to learn english ngl

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 5 місяців тому +5

      Forreal, what a real one.

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 5 місяців тому +7

      @@enex3333 Nah. If you're having fun, you're more likely to learn.

    • @crazygamer746
      @crazygamer746 2 місяці тому +2

      The Gravitational Weapon

  • @Pyrotrainthing
    @Pyrotrainthing 7 місяців тому +150

    When I saw Timbles die and the model was Pomni I had a double take

    • @islandmasterjoaquinoftheis3117
      @islandmasterjoaquinoftheis3117 7 місяців тому +22

      I did the exact same thing! 😂

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +28

      My intest-ines!

    • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
      @Yakuza-Merkitzi 7 місяців тому +20

      I also coudn't get over the fact of how many times i saw the model faceplant upon Timbles dying throughout the video.

    • @meznight
      @meznight 7 місяців тому +8

      yes
      DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AFTER WE FLY!!!!!

  • @x.cytilinsk8940
    @x.cytilinsk8940 7 місяців тому +218

    A nearly HOUR LONG Google-translated Deadwater playthrough?? Truly Christmas has come early this year!!!!

    • @marvinarellano3087
      @marvinarellano3087 7 місяців тому +3

      39 days early

    • @RiceWitch-dingus-400
      @RiceWitch-dingus-400 7 місяців тому +8

      Can you believe it guys? Christmas! Just in a week! Woohoo! Wow I am so excited about this information! Christmas! Just in a week!

    • @ct_tropical1451
      @ct_tropical1451 3 місяці тому

      ​@@RiceWitch-dingus-400 I guess

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 7 місяців тому +94

    I love every time Timbles dies and the ragdoll is revealed to be Pompeii or whatever her name is

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +6

      pomni

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +33

      if there was a google-translated tadc her name probably would become pompeii tho lol

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +9

      although probably not bc i think her name is the word for "remember" in another language

    • @caav56
      @caav56 7 місяців тому

      ​@@nuxx1876In russian

    • @Akrafena
      @Akrafena 7 місяців тому +14

      Its Pompeii, which is catalonian for United African Company (UAC) da mɛ stadium la yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ ayɔpɔ la ni (1957) ka ba da zuŋi di ye di an bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛb zin’ig yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisnu nɛ awai la ni (1959). Di yiiga zi’esa la da maalnɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ yinne la ni (1971). Ba da maligim mɛ stadium la nɛ yʋʋm tusir, kɔbiswai nɛ pisyɔpɔi nɛ ayɔpɔi la ni (1977). Ba da tiaki di yʋ’ʋri tis bɔɔl nwɛ’ɛd onɛ ka ba du’a o Kumasi, Baba Yara (1936-1969, ka nin da mu’oe Asante Kotoko yɛla hali 1955-1961) Wabʋg na’adɔɔg, New Patriotic saŋa la yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anaasi la ni (2004). Tʋʋm tita’akanɛ paasi atan ka ba da tʋm bɔɔl pakin la da naaenɛ yʋʋm tusa ayi nɛ anii la ni (2008). Ba da nwa’ zi’esa banɛ bɛ ya-tuona baba la ka maligim mɛ two-tier stand nɛ press, corporate, nɛ VIP dɔɔg. Zi’esa banɛ kpɛlim ba da maligim maali ba sʋ’ʋŋa, ka paas kʋgʋs ka zi’el panel banɛ nyɛt nyain ye di bak banɛ nwɛ’ɛd la nɛ banɛ gɔsid la ka banɛ gɔsid la da nyaŋi zɔ kpɛn’ pak la pʋʋginɛ.

  • @djdexcat
    @djdexcat 7 місяців тому +84

    8:27 - I'm reminded of that Kingdom Hearts google translate mod, and how the VO for Donald Duck just _absolutely refused_ to do a Donald Duck voice. Which, tbh, made the whole thing 1000 times better.

  • @pir_hana
    @pir_hana 7 місяців тому +55

    "This is this, this is this" probably has to be my favorite one only because of the way that it's delivered

  • @WolfyWolfers
    @WolfyWolfers 7 місяців тому +70

    Time traveler: remember not to touch anything or it'll ruin the timeline
    Scientist: *steps on a bug*
    The timeline:

  • @RomWatt
    @RomWatt 7 місяців тому +52

    16:47 Finally! A worthy alternative to the Resident Evil series!

  • @Mordecai02
    @Mordecai02 6 місяців тому +41

    20:43 The only line in the entire game that is both coherent and communicates to its original meaning

  • @jamienolan8418
    @jamienolan8418 7 місяців тому +20

    10:17 “Let us be shelled dear friend” *deafening missile strike*

  • @TheSuper966
    @TheSuper966 7 місяців тому +52

    "What Spanish person would watch our chanel" yeah I know right? *sweats in Spanish*

  • @KazembekGaming
    @KazembekGaming 7 місяців тому +131

    3:59 "You will starve to death and wait in line"
    eastern bloc moment

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 7 місяців тому +31

    47:25 binkus actually has a STELLAR singing voice what the hell???

    • @rosieleaverton
      @rosieleaverton 7 місяців тому +8

      he actually has a UA-cam channel and has some videos of himself singing :)

  • @ericmollison2760
    @ericmollison2760 7 місяців тому +77

    3:35 Our mother treated us like children!
    9:06 ... I guess
    10:16 Let us be shelled...
    10:57 giving him horror titles such as "one free man" and "wayl opener" ... I will remind all citizens of the dangers of witchcraft
    12:03-22 Played!
    12:29 Happy birthday!
    12:47 Come inside. I will show you what is happening to you.
    14:06 ... I guess
    14:19 ... I came from Harvard
    15:30 It's time the world gave up
    19:26 Even though I'm stupid, I will not be satisfied! The power to be ung ung ung ung ung ung
    21:58 I don't know anything
    37:58 I have a baby

  • @xXDeiviDXx
    @xXDeiviDXx 7 місяців тому +16

    16:46 Resident Evil in a alternate timeline

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 Місяць тому

      So the next franchise to be google translated will that?
      That sure will be hilarious.

  • @idontknowgaming5653
    @idontknowgaming5653 7 місяців тому +18

    21:10 Pomen is canonically gordo frimen

  • @teawizard374
    @teawizard374 7 місяців тому +42

    Half-Alive 2: G-man wakes Cicero up, because he was sleeping at work. After realizing that Cicero smells like ash, he decides to drop him in 17 Cities and orders him to get rid of the smell. On his way to shower, Cicero encounters Barna (Also known as Molly Calvin), his old friend from Mesa Black, who is behind of his quota after beating Paul. There Cicero encounters his teacher Labana Kleiner, who tells him the awesomeness of Scott. Barna gives us a mission to leave the kids and sends us to the Kleiner's lab. On the way to the Kleiner's lab, Cicero gets ambushed by the Combin, but gets saved by Alyxia, who reveals herself to be an archangel.
    Cicero meets with Kleiner, Barna and Alyxia in the lab. There Kleiner wants to test his new teleporter and send Alyxia and Cicero to Eli, but Alyxia just wants to be killed by it, for some reason. The teleporter works and sends Alyxia to Eli's Cave. But when they try to send Cicero, Kleiner's pet headcrab ruins the experiment and Cicero gets send to Brain's office, who instantly believes Cicero's going to kill someone and tries to sell him to the aliens but fails.
    After the failure of Kleiner's experiment, Barna gives us another mission to escape 17 Cities and find love. On the way, he encounters poor people who are looking for free downloads, drives a magical airship, avoids birthday celebrations and learns how to reach to Eli's Cave. There he finally meets Eli, who then starts to insult his daughter in front of Cicero. Alyxia then gives Cicero a heavy gun named Most Advanced Garden Manipulator. Cicero then takes the gun and plays with Alyxia's son, The Dog, but their playtime ends rather quickly, because the Combin arrive to celebrate birthdays. Cicero escapes to Raver Holm and meets up with a stupid man called Grigori. Grigori takes Cicero to the mines and out of Raver Holm. After learning Eli's kidnapping from Alyxia, Cicero goes to the Nufa Prosbukt with the help of the citizens. Cicero meets up with Alyxia and they find out that Mossman is a spy for a regular company. Mossman confesses her love for Eli, but gives him to the Combin anyways. Cicero teams up with citizens to save Eli and defeat the Combin and Brain.
    Mossman captures Cicero and confesses her love for him. Then Brain confesses his love to Alyxia but she rejects him. After the rejection, Brain tells Cicero to dump Alyxia and be with him instead. Then Mossman confesses her love for Brain and attacks him. Cicero takes back his Most Advanced Garden Manipulator and destroys Brain's business. G-man stops the time to make fun of Cicero, because he hates jewelry auctions but tells him that he'll choose him when the time comes. He almost reveals his true nature, but gives up at the last second, because he hates to be called that. He says goodbye in an unknown language and leaves Cicero in the void...
    ...Which might be or not be a jewelry auction.

  • @valencelabs
    @valencelabs 7 місяців тому +274

    Man, Pomni seems WAY too into today's adventure
    ...i think she might have mistaken "the ability to love" for "the ability to leave"

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +64

      my favorite part was when she accidentally smashed jax flat with a magnetic crane and then later "accidentally" almost ran him over

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +50

      also can't forget pomni's iconic catchphrase "so how was your weekend"

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 7 місяців тому +16

      i loved the moment pomni died twice

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +18

      @@Filipokerface "BRUCE WILLIS PLEASE"

    • @I_arrested_a_girl_in_1995
      @I_arrested_a_girl_in_1995 7 місяців тому

      if i see another tadc joke im about to bury you guys in my sinus hole

  • @jussomdude8506
    @jussomdude8506 7 місяців тому +17

    29:44 shoutout to arturo bc hes probably using google translate right now too lol double the google double the fun

  • @keraptus9816
    @keraptus9816 6 місяців тому +13

    3:36 nice raiden impression

  • @BeanMann
    @BeanMann 7 місяців тому +42

    I love the idea of breen immediately recognising freeman, treating him like a mass murderer and saying "Who are you going to kill!!!?" 6:50

    • @Delfigamer1
      @Delfigamer1 7 місяців тому +13

      It's pretty much canon that, if you strip all the vortessense fantasy bs, then G-Man is essentially just a hit men business manager, and Gordon is just one of his hires. HL1 ending is just him offering the job and hiring, and HL2 is just a story of Gordon's first actual assignment.
      At the same time, since Breen was already pretty high up on the corporate ladder at the time of HL1, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to presume that Breen and G-Man (or the organization he's a part of) have already been quite familiar at this point, and Breen might have even known the purpose of that "purest sample yet" from the very beginning. Then, when he talks to Gordon near the end of HL2 about "working for the highest bidder", it now makes a lot of sense to read it as Breen being fully aware that Gordon is currently working for G-Man's organization, and basically trying to steal the employee to himself.
      So, in this mod, Breen has just skipped straight to the point, and the actual meaning of this question is "I know you've changed jobs from a scientist to a hitman, so are you currently on a mission? And if this is the case, who is your current target?" With the intended continuation being, "You know, if you abandon your mission and transfer to our firm, we could pay you much more than your previous employer", except that Gordon got teleported out before he had a chance to hear any of this.

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn 7 місяців тому +2

      Remember, Gordon is a psychopath.

    • @arminasmikalauskas3214
      @arminasmikalauskas3214 6 місяців тому +2

      ... Breen also immediately forgets Gordon's name, and out of confusion, calls him "Free for free"

  • @therandomscout6590
    @therandomscout6590 6 місяців тому +50

    I love how they implemented the joke from 30:55 into 31:16

  • @ostanki
    @ostanki 7 місяців тому +89

    spanish speaking viewer here, i don't understand a word you guys are saying but you sound funny

    • @dyinglight7216
      @dyinglight7216 7 місяців тому +4

      Hola

    • @mfsdarksunmaster4055
      @mfsdarksunmaster4055 7 місяців тому +5

      Confirmo, yo sé inglés más o menos y estas traducciones son para morirse de risa XD

  • @GmodCaboose56
    @GmodCaboose56 7 місяців тому +24

    15:12 had me in tears, holy crap

    • @AMAON_Official
      @AMAON_Official 7 місяців тому +5

      “yeeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh………”
      -eli vance

    • @G_OLI
      @G_OLI 21 день тому +1

      EAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @BigBilly69DP
    @BigBilly69DP 7 місяців тому +19

    20:04 I'm from Argentina, and in my country we speak Spanish so yeah... Glad i found this channel, love your vids btw

    • @Italongo
      @Italongo 7 місяців тому +4

      Y ese comentario de virgo momo

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 6 місяців тому +4

      Yo!! You found it after all! :D You added a lot to the video, thanks for playing ^^

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 Місяць тому +1

      Saludos desde Argentina también colega.

  • @justhere4637
    @justhere4637 7 місяців тому +93

    Imagine if the valveman intro was the one where he turns his heads towards the camera.

    • @leomartin7409
      @leomartin7409 7 місяців тому +7

      Fun fact: the valve man turning was created by valve

    • @AMAON_Official
      @AMAON_Official 7 місяців тому +4

      @@leomartin7409everyone knew that

    • @Lrtzeh
      @Lrtzeh 7 місяців тому +5

      @@leomartin7409 Fun fact: the g-man cutscene was created by valve

    • @czechpishkot3872
      @czechpishkot3872 7 місяців тому +6

      Funfact: Half life series was made by Valve

    • @leomartin7409
      @leomartin7409 7 місяців тому +1

      @@AMAON_Official unless you absolutely understand what i meant, i said that the valve man originally turned his head and was infact made by valve

  • @djlyon6309
    @djlyon6309 7 місяців тому +22

    26:08
    I think ive found my new favorite line from your videos, im absolutely going to draw this.

  • @itslumine
    @itslumine 7 місяців тому +117

    I really appreciate the random animations you've been doing recently on the main channel and the second one.
    It adds a lot to the jokes in the moment

  • @LazyBird352
    @LazyBird352 7 місяців тому +30

    Me on my way to bed
    New Deadwater video: allow me to introduce myself

  • @saschahofmann2421
    @saschahofmann2421 7 місяців тому +44

    ''I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.'' - solder
    ''I haven't baked bread for 3 days.''
    ''3 days of bread teleportation.''
    ''Mother... I am a meatloaf''
    ''Ha ha, i callt for dinner.'' -solder Translated 20x

  • @Huojunta
    @Huojunta 7 місяців тому +13

    10:00 Dude sounds like he's about to execute Order 66

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 26 днів тому +2

      "In a galaxy far, far away...something go very, very wrong"
      G-Man: So this how an Intergalactic Emperor ends...living on a sewer with toxic wastes and low-life aliens.
      No regret...Mr.Palpatine.

  • @jero37
    @jero37 7 місяців тому +17

    I hope Arturo enjoys this video despite the language barrier.

  • @HazyBlackest
    @HazyBlackest 7 місяців тому +47

    11:20 So glad you didn't forget the "many enemies" T-shirt. I wanna buy that too.

  • @MANOFWALLS
    @MANOFWALLS 7 місяців тому +8

    43:06 Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Afraid To Diss

  • @holauuuyyy
    @holauuuyyy 2 місяці тому +5

    0:29 fun fact : half life 2 actually uses a custom font type for the weapons, ammo, and the interface. so that's why you see some weapons and a shotgun ammo

  • @justhere4637
    @justhere4637 3 місяці тому +5

    3:24 *NOT THE FERTILITY MONTH* !

  • @LazyBird352
    @LazyBird352 7 місяців тому +18

    "We no longer to Raver Holm" as a chapter name is so funny to me, for some reason
    context: 15:42

  • @MrKneeBeeYT
    @MrKneeBeeYT 7 місяців тому +15

    POV you didn't buy the DLC: 8:44

  • @SugarPopLauren
    @SugarPopLauren 7 місяців тому +21

    The Pomni playermodel goes so hard in my opinion

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 7 місяців тому +10

      I was impressed by the eyes being animated.

  • @onikoneko
    @onikoneko 7 місяців тому +10

    "They're too stupid to figure out how to kill me" *one second later* "They figured out how to kill me!"

  • @SpaceKadet1454
    @SpaceKadet1454 3 місяці тому +3

    Gregori chanting "THIS IS THIS! THIS IS THIS!" is unironically the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. 😭

  • @gummycubez
    @gummycubez 7 місяців тому +15

    9:31 "He was done." I mean I can't blame him. Bingus went too hard on the drums lmao

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +5

      he wore himself out

    • @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e
      @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e 7 місяців тому +3

      and right after this, bingus starts fucking SHREDDING on a guitar

  • @linkfreeman1998
    @linkfreeman1998 7 місяців тому +39

    I love it when Barna randomly talk about young person and Gregory's Father saying his chest are the *least* of Cicero's problems.

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 6 місяців тому

      Barna Cologne just doesn't understand the new- uh, least old generation

  • @redreality4151
    @redreality4151 7 місяців тому +12

    7:57 absolute fire🔥

  • @Maxim_Moldovo
    @Maxim_Moldovo 3 місяці тому +5

    48:02 bro fr casted a spell of Cicero

  • @justhere4637
    @justhere4637 3 місяці тому +4

    46:34 Tellitubbie in disguise is Dr Breen.

  • @Axel_Mallory
    @Axel_Mallory 7 місяців тому +9

    16:19 [HAPPY BIRTHDAY!] lol

  • @crispierbread
    @crispierbread 7 місяців тому +37

    I already knew this was gonna be good when I saw US Coyote Lunch in the opening credits.

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 7 місяців тому +3

      Croatia is in Greece

  • @Gamma-wu2fj
    @Gamma-wu2fj 7 місяців тому +21

    Pomni driving like a gangster is just hilarious.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 7 місяців тому +14

    The 7 Hour War in a Nutshell: 15:31

  • @ace_ofchaos9292
    @ace_ofchaos9292 7 місяців тому +45

    “Consider this is the first time someone has experienced life or death”
    Wow breen is up there with the greats, Aristotle, plato, that guy who did to much meth.

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 7 місяців тому +13

      This is what I love about these poorly translated mods, the dialogue is either incoherent gibberish or poetic quotes with a deep meaning coming from the most unexpected places/people possible 😂

  • @marioio498
    @marioio498 7 місяців тому +22

    We have reached peak

  • @alwayslucky664
    @alwayslucky664 7 місяців тому +10

    4:12 you cant call me out like that bro

  • @Kali_io
    @Kali_io 6 місяців тому +9

    18:38
    "This is this, and guess what? I'll be darned if that isn't that." i always knew he was a grade 9 fixer

  • @M.Gazaneo10
    @M.Gazaneo10 7 місяців тому +18

    Arturo is a legend. bring him back!

  • @bananbananowy3552
    @bananbananowy3552 7 місяців тому +8

    5:50 BARNABA SPEAKING POLISH? WTH?!?

  • @MemberRoach
    @MemberRoach 6 місяців тому +7

    The Bizzare Adventure of Doctor Cicero continues...

  • @homers1999
    @homers1999 7 місяців тому +7

    "I would never agree to be called THAT" he knows of skibidi toilet

  • @magead
    @magead 7 місяців тому +17

    Can't wait for the next Arturo collab video. Your guy's personalities really mesh together well.

  • @TreelyTheTree
    @TreelyTheTree 7 місяців тому +53

    I am quite suprised the fact that one of the only consistent things in this series is the name "Cicero"
    EDIT: I guess.

  • @Terensworth
    @Terensworth 4 місяці тому +7

    It took me WAY too long to realize that the song that played after Arturo left was Here Comes the Bride, just with the death march trumpet.
    And now I can't stop laughing.

  • @barnabaskoszo9336
    @barnabaskoszo9336 7 місяців тому +32

    This whole video was a true experience! Respect to Arturobbb! I hope he sees this video!

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad7085 7 місяців тому +5

    43:23
    I’m going to be the one,
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one
    Who’s going to be the one,
    Who’s going to be the one, nikela ingqalelo kudano. It is a great obstacle.

  • @parallellia1509
    @parallellia1509 7 місяців тому +7

    HL2 Google translate does come with a BANGER soundtrack

  • @pupaepedorra
    @pupaepedorra 7 місяців тому +8

    Chronically Happy Eli Vance is the best Eli Vance.

  • @tsuwaque
    @tsuwaque 7 місяців тому +11

    BRO THE FUCKING BUGLE CALL RIFF AT 0:59

  • @enclavecommsofficer
    @enclavecommsofficer 7 місяців тому +7

    “Let us be shelled!” *gets fucking decimated*

  • @fantastikboom1094
    @fantastikboom1094 7 місяців тому +7

    45:36 We have not seen any episodes yet
    Waiting for the Episodes, I guess