So true. I've had that conversation in real life. She looked at me like I was crazy, but why in the world would you ruin a round of golf by bringing up a recent tragedy? We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves joking about nothing in the sunshine.
Guys just want to hang out, have a good time and get away from it all. Gossiping about drama and our personal lives just isn't fun, so why would we bring it up?
I love Brian Regan. I always regret not being the first one to stand up at his show at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins CO. He brought my dad and I down from the upper decks and put us right in the middle of the front row and then absolutely killed it. I was laughing so freakin hard, but when the show was over I didn't have the courage to stand up and so nobody did because that chain reaction never got started but it definitely would have cause he so deserved it that night and it was such a buzzkill. I've never seen anybody crush that hard and then not get a standing ovation so Brian, if ur out there, u 100% deserved it that night and I failed u.
@@specie44 I'm guessing the fact that you think only you, by yourself not standing up is the sole reason there wasnt a standing ovation from an entire crowd at a comedy show.. Kinda reminds me of slow clap guy fron Not Another Teen Movie :)
This came to mind when golfing the other day. Hole 12, waiting to tee off, I suddenly realized my friends and I stood the whole time in utter silence once someone finally said "yea we're good now." It was a great round.
Every once and a while if my wife and i are in the car or a waiting room and there's a long silence one of us will just say "are you dating anyone?" And we'll start giggling.
Gossip is like breathing to women. They can’t understand the mind of someone who is not constantly prying into someone else’s life for details they can lock away and share with someone else.
I do follow up questions if it's something a female relative will want to know but when it's purely me I don't ask unless we spend the whole day shooting the shit and talking about everything, if it's a 30 minute lunch we do fuck all except enjoy the vibe.
I came back from spending 4 days with my friends and my wife asked me how their families were and I just stood there realizing it had never come up.
Still to this day, this is one of the most accurate bits by any comedian
So true. I've had that conversation in real life. She looked at me like I was crazy, but why in the world would you ruin a round of golf by bringing up a recent tragedy? We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves joking about nothing in the sunshine.
Some women feed on misery and drama like vampires feed on blood
My wife and I love Brian Regan and refer to his jokes. When this type of situation comes up I always say "I don't know, I know he's got a new driver."
I CANNOT believe this is the first thing I see from this comedian after his UPS bit of so many years ago. He's hilarious!
Three.. girth units!
Lol so much content between the 2. Glad his catalog has grown
I could go out for beers with my buddy for a few hours, come home, be asked how his job is going, and have absolutely no answer. It doesn't come up!
Guys just want to hang out, have a good time and get away from it all. Gossiping about drama and our personal lives just isn't fun, so why would we bring it up?
This guy is so funny 😂
Only comedian I've really enjoyed seeing in person tbh
Thats the best ending to a joke😂
I love Brian Regan. I always regret not being the first one to stand up at his show at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins CO. He brought my dad and I down from the upper decks and put us right in the middle of the front row and then absolutely killed it. I was laughing so freakin hard, but when the show was over I didn't have the courage to stand up and so nobody did because that chain reaction never got started but it definitely would have cause he so deserved it that night and it was such a buzzkill. I've never seen anybody crush that hard and then not get a standing ovation so Brian, if ur out there, u 100% deserved it that night and I failed u.
this is the weirdest youtube comment I've ever seen in my life.
@@wiffleballer28 In your mind, what's weird about it?
@@specie44 I'm guessing the fact that you think only you, by yourself not standing up is the sole reason there wasnt a standing ovation from an entire crowd at a comedy show.. Kinda reminds me of slow clap guy fron Not Another Teen Movie :)
@@nifemi_o As it should.
This came to mind when golfing the other day. Hole 12, waiting to tee off, I suddenly realized my friends and I stood the whole time in utter silence once someone finally said "yea we're good now." It was a great round.
This is an old bit of his but it's still hilarious! So true too.
Wow. Never heard it. And I thought I heard all his stuff..
I showed my husband this clip after having this exact conversation with him 😂😂😂
Brian Regan is a gem
This is so accurate
seen this at least 50 times. still hilarious
He's the best.
Copy cat
Every once and a while if my wife and i are in the car or a waiting room and there's a long silence one of us will just say "are you dating anyone?" And we'll start giggling.
Lol...ArE yOu daTinG anY OnE!?
Imagine if she’d reply you yes, one time…
That was spot on.
My favorite comedian and THAT is my favorite joke.
Ohhhhh women hate it when we do that.
Fr they hate while we let them do them lol
Gossip is like breathing to women. They can’t understand the mind of someone who is not constantly prying into someone else’s life for details they can lock away and share with someone else.
True
classic
I approve.
He's divorced and HAPPY.
I’m sure his wife is happy too.
Same in the UK. Except my wife gets quite cross when i can't give her the answers.
Brian is so funny, it's almost painful.
And then the wife had dinner with her friend and you ask how was the food?
There are some times when people have to communicate other stuff that isn't about their personal lives.
I do follow up questions if it's something a female relative will want to know but when it's purely me I don't ask unless we spend the whole day shooting the shit and talking about everything, if it's a 30 minute lunch we do fuck all except enjoy the vibe.
Why does it look like it's from the 90's?
Proof that you don't need to use profanity to be funny.
What special is this from?
the epitome of hyperbole
Stolen from Ray Romano, some 30 years ago, almost word for word. Damn. Never expected that from Regan
I seriously doubt that.
Kinda true, kinda not. Guys talk just like women do. But for guys, it's more of a feeling that just gets passed through nonsense talk.
Our ears work. Lose the captions.
Stole this joke from Bill Engvall search Men are Basic smh seen a few parallel thoughts from Brian
Thanks for your love and support
Just watched that bit and Brian in no way stole it. They're 2 similar bits but Brian's is much better.
This bit was stolen from Bill Engvall
I saw it on Everyone Loves Raymond
@@tommcgarry4533 I read it in the Declaration of Independence.
@@michaelmisczuk1188
I gotta do more reading.
Haha...
Do you know who Bill stole it from????
They're 2 similar bits but Brian's is much better