Brian Regan - The Emergency Room
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Brian's hilarious bit on hospitals which offers numeorus humorous reminders of my recent emergency room visit for kidney stones. In the midst of excruciating pain, it also taught me to "Say 8!"
"Ok, you go in....TELL EM YOU'RE SHOT!" 🤣🤣 God Brian is so funny, I never get tired of his standup
"ASK 'EM IF THEY VALIDATE!"
Working as an emergency nurse in level one trauma center , this has actually happened
The way he says “shot” gets me every time
“How would you rate your pain?” “Four stars.” Kills me every fucking time.
Years and years later and still whenever people ask me to rate anything on a scale of 1 to 10, my brain screams “Say 8, say 8!!” Even if it’s actually a 2 or something, I have to actively restrain myself from saying 8.
I will now be doing this as well.
Funny!
7+1/2 flips them.out,btw.
Me too!
🤣👍🏻
I gotta say, it's been many a year, and this bit is still my favorite of all comedians. Damn it's funny.
You are soo *RIGHT*
Ono Northey I nearly passed out I laughed so hard. When he says, “Who in the hell!” I can’t stop dying...
He’s so funny. Check out Dov Davidoff. I like Bill Burr too.
This is my favorite comedian bit ever.
@@myaccountvideos yo. Yes. Bill Burr is awesome. The banana pancakes not being sweet enough also gets me Everytime.
He is one of the best. Doesn't curse either. Impressive.
No political drive either. Politics and cursing has ruined stand-up.
Apparently you don't think certain words are cuss words. I heard him cuss.
Idky I feel like oversharing but, I grew up in the hood majority of my life. I’m a minority & I find myself relating to everything he talks about. Funny has no barriers
@@jimbob6216 What did he say you consider cussing?
It’s always hardest to work clean. Tons of credit to guys like Regan and Jim Gaffigan
Saw him live last night......A dream come true and he didn't dissapoint.
" Can you park this cuz I need to *collapse i m m e d i a t e l y* "
Minor spelling error. You fucked up.
*Immediately
@@adamant6375 it's supposed to be like that
This guy doesn’t get enough recognition, in my opinion. He’s hilarious!❤😂
Everytime I see this, I lose it at, “can you come get me?” 🤣
It is just laughing from there before I can catch my breath.
lol. when i had a bad case of food posioning, i danged near did just that. pretty sure i would've told them that i'd be lying on the floor...it was that bad.
“I’m only *IMPLODING* “
I lost it XD
For years whenever my daughter has had stomach pain, she's said "My insides wanna be on my outside" 😂 It makes us laugh every single time
Love this guy. Saw him in OKC. My face hurt for 2 days from laughing! ✌️
Brian, if you're reading this. Thank you brother. Your comedy is the medicine that prevents a lot of us from ever going to a hospital.
This emergency bit should be ran on a loop at every hospital in the country. It would cheer everyone up my friend.
Great, funny stuff.
❤
"cAN i pARk Over THEre Im DyInG. Oh YoUr DyiNG tOO Ok"
LMFAO
Brian Regan is the GOAT of clean, witty comedy!
Valet at an emergency room parking lot is a brilliant idea.
I was actually surprised in 2016 when I had to take my wife to the emergency room at a Seventh Day Adventist hospital in Orlando FL. They had FREE VALET PARKING! And not long after I had seen this bit. :D
@@IBWIV It would be kind of low of a hospital to charge you for a valet service in an emergency situation.
eyeseer1 I did valet parking for at a hospitals for years. The problem is if they didn’t charge for emergencies, everyone would be an emergency.
In fairness the hospitals I worked at didn’t whack people too hard, just enough to pay for us. I think it was $2 for 4 hours, $8 for 8 hours or all day and that was in a major city in the northeast.
I saw some pretty crazy shit and strangely got to talk to some people of notoriety.
@@chrisconley8583 I could just see it now if hospitals with valet parking for the ER were charging:
"sir, that's a $25 charge and we only accept cash. you can go down the block to the ATM....sir...sir...when he regains consciousness we'll let this charge slide."
Wynn Hospital in Utica, NY has valet parking...or at least did!
“Morphine? That’s what they gave the guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he DIED!’
I lost it. 🤣 Rip Wade
😂😂
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Say 8 say 8
That’s too funny
Childbirth while having a broken femur is actually the secret 11 on a pain scale of 1-10.
You know too much. They will hunt you down soon...
Female Spinal Tap member in the emergency room....."This pain goes to 11"
@@WinslowLeach1974 I was just about to say!
But the real fun begins when they give you the remote that calls the head nurse. BUT THEY ARE TOO fuck'n busy taking the guy in the bed next to you to the morgue.
So my only option left is to screem out at the top of my lungs "HELP ME YOU FN SADIISTICAL. BITCHES!!!."
THEN OUT COMES THEIR BIGGEST MEANIST UGLIEST NURSES WHO YELL AT YOU FOR CALLING THEM.
AND THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE ICU, UNTIL YOU GRADUATE TO THE PHYSICAL THERAPY UNIT."
ALL YE ARE DAMED WHO ENTER HERE!
So does having a 9 inch open laparotomy scar and giving birth 3 days later. Owie
I would definitely rate the pain in my chest after laughing so hard from this video as two enthusiastic thumbs up!
Are you alive
"How would you describe your pain?" "It is severe enough that I have paid up front $350 to even consent to be treated."
Immaculate wording of the joke...genius! I'm not laughing anymore... Just admiring how he structured the joke... Perfection!
One of the best standups ever.
This never gets old. And he didn't even swear. Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
Hands down one of the funniest bits in all of comedy.
Crazy how I got this recommendation the night after my visit to an ER last night. So true! Brian is definitely my favorite comedian. He's the best
Top 3 funniest bit's I've ever heard!
What I dig about Brian is every time I've seen him he has all new material,and it's always over the top hilarious.
I saw Brian Regan open up for Jerry Seinfeld in Houston in the 90s. That was a good night.
Odd that Regan would open for anyone then, he was a headliner by 1990.
Last night I was in terrible pain and had to drive myself to the ER - quite the adventurous drive. I definitely said 8...and I was certainly out-moaning the mystery patient on the other side of the curtain in my luxurious half-room. Turns out I have a kidney stone. 100% the worst pain I've ever felt. Not even close. The morphine certainly helped. Thank you, Brian Regan.
Oh that's the WORST & I've birthed babies lol😂
EMT here - that is EXACTLY how people call for an ambulance......
Exactly, EMT 16yrs. Can you have the the Ambulance shut down early" ,
EmpressReads what’s it like being an emt for hypochondriacs who call for a “tummy ache” lol
@@chloekit4861 no one calls an ambulance for a tummy ache. You have to fight with your insurance and if they refuse, it's over a grand. If someone calls, they're in excruciating pain.
@@catherineshaw1122 unless they're on medicaid, then they'll call for a hangnail.
No after you! Merge every body. Merge. I'm only imploding!
"How are you today?"
"I'm on a gerney!"
😂😂
I need to use this if I'm ever in the hospital.
I’ve loved Brian Regan forever! Agreed- clean jokes that are just killers!!! He’s the BEST!!!
Nothing's as funny as the truth!!!
We can all thank Brian for the fact that many hospitals now have valet parking, lol. Still waiting on the canon ball wound ointment.
Yeah, hospitals in Beverly Hills and the Hamptons have valet parking... and brunch for those in the waiting rooms.
Still LOVE this guy! He is still one of the best!
Reminds me a little bit of Jim Carrey’s humor.
In case you wonder if God has a since of humor; I was playing soccer tonight (I’m 31) and I blew my knee out. I’m lying in my bed in pain and this video pops up. Haha
Hope you heal fast with no ailments to the knee GOD knew you needed cheering up. And he gave you a wonderful sense of humor best wishes and a prayer being sent to you.
Thank your spy device!
God really?? if you ever actually talk to this so-called god tell him to kiss my fucking ass
@@MrAbsalomdavidspy device is caring?
How would you describe your pain? 4 stars or 2 enthusiastic thumbs up:)
This has gotta be the best 8 minutes in standup ever
For my money, Brian Regan is the funniest comic of all time. I've seen him live a few times and it's non-stop laughter the whole way.
How does this not have millions of views?? Love this guy
Don't see comedians too often. I don't have much of a sense of humor. But This guy is good. I even enjoyed him. Great take on a good subject matter.
WHO IN THE HELL HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE WAS AT A LEVEL 10?!?!?!! GIVE ME A SLEDGEHAMMER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 10 IS ALL ABOUT!!!!! MISTER TUMMY ACHE!!!!😂😂😂
I've only experienced a femur break vicariously, my dad had his pulverized by a drunk driver back in 1996, but I'm pretty sure,having seen what he went through pain wise, I doubt he'd be grabbin' a sledgehammer,lol.
Then as he limps back to the femur ward: “AHHHHH!!!!”
I was dyin when he said that lmboo
Works completely clean. Amazing
He’s a little bop n smirk on his face in between skits is hilarious
This special was Brian Regan's pinnacle ... this is in the Top 10 of all comedy specials ... up there with Hilarious and the like ...
On of the best comedians I have ever seen.
Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan, the kings of clean comedy. 🤣
But it's sad that Gaffigan is a lefty hack.
Before SNL, Norm Mcdonald was totally clean, never swore. Never drank, either, but when he came to headline for a week in our club in Chicago...well, we put a stop to that, lol.
@@MrApollonoxlol aww because he spoke against Trump? You poor wittle baby.. 🤣
@@Metal.mike89Wow, what a clever comment. So original. Whatever helps you feel more like a man, soy boy.
I first saw this in middle school, and the sledgehammer bit still knocks my socks off
“Merge, everybody merge!” Literally pops in my head all the time lol 😂
I’ve had morphine one time. I was having severe chest pain, so after making sure I wasn’t having a heart attack, they gave me morphine for the pain. Five minutes later, I had absolutely no filter on what I was saying. I was saying anything and everything that came to mind! Best medicine I’ve ever had!
The funniest bit I’ve ever seen , and somehow funnier every time I watch it
This gave me hysterical flashbacks to driving myself to the hospital with a lodged gall stone. Pain so bad I threw up. I hit every red light, and at the Emergency Room valet parking I was stuck behind people casually coming to visit. I literally left my running car at the driveway and thankfully one of my boys from my U-19 soccer team was working there and saw me staggering away from my car. When I entered, barely standing, no one would acknowledge me and I had to almost force a lady to check me in. On the ward, on the gurney (that made me laugh) they tried a regular pain killer and I laughed it off. They gave me blessed morphine. I was ready to go home right there. Gall bladder was removed the next day. It was my own tragic comedy. I was released too late to get the oxy script filled at the pharmacy. I spent the first night without painkillers.
Omg, how you got through the 1st night without pain meds is beyond me. Love your story. I mean, it's something you can laugh about now. Brian's stand up is too funny, and true.
@@elainemorris4806, to be honest, being in such blind pain that I threw up my own dinner, with my youngest son that was already breaking my balls about what I had cooked to say,”I told you the dinner was bad.” Diving myself to find care for whatever this was, I went first to a walk-in at just 7:00pm and it was closed! Stopped at every damn light all the way to the emergency room, etc. Going without meds was the least pain I had felt since it started. Thanks for enjoying the story. Not my first time driving myself to the emergency room with a crazy injury though.
I love his little swagger bounce
We all do lol
I will forever think
“How would you rate your pain?”
“4 stars! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!”
When anyone asks/talks about pain.
I watch this constantly it's friggin hysterical
A fantastic clean comedian. Such a rare commodity these days.
Was in the ER last night and all I could think about - besides my dislocated shoulder - was “Say 8, say 8”
OK Brian Regan is so funny, and so down to earth and so real! It’s humor that everyone can get! Now imagine trying to thread a needle while you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts. Warning do not try to sew while listening to Brian Regan!
Who had the AUDACITY to say they were at a level 10! My favorite Regan line.
I just started a job as a nurse at a hospital and this video was part of our orientation.
Easily one of the best stand up bits in recorded history.
Last time I went to the ER for myself I walked in, leaned against the counter, and said "I think I have a kidney stone." The lady at the counter said "I believe you." That was after going into the bathroom at a gas station and realizing that going into the bathroom at a gas station without your cellphone when you're in excruciating pain is a bad plan. That was a great way to start a vacation. Kudos to the cleaning crew at the condo we rented. That toilet was pristine. 10/10, would puke there again.
When I was a kid my dad dropped me off at the ER so he could park the car. "Just go in. They'll know who you are." They did 😂
um.. OUCH.. excruciating.. horrific..
4 stars!!
Two enthusiastic thumbs up!!👍👍
I love him! ❤️ He’s coming to my city in December 2022! I’m so excited!! He’s the best! Thank you Brian!! I can’t wait to see you!💕
thanks Brian, still one of the funniest humans
Tell em your shot!
*youre
@Manny 😑
My 11 y.o. son fell snowboarding yesterday and when we asked him his pain level he said "8" and I immediately thought of this skit. Turns out he did fracture his collarbone but he was good with 3 chewable Tylenol instead of the morphine!
Your body develops a tolerance...
@@MrPAULONEAL okay?
I had to drop my wife off at the door and rush to park. She was in labor. The nurse was waiting for us with a wheelchair. The nurse called and said..... “You better hurry up if you want to be here when this baby gets here”. Within 5 minutes of me being in the room we were holding our baby boy. So I can feel your pain.
what seems to b the problem
all my insides want to n on my outside, but I'm no doctor
"It's gotta be HELL TO WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!!"....LOL
My friend and I were out to dinner and he told me about a recent hospital visit which mirrored this… had to watch it today. Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The Femur guy walking in and the moaning patient next door always does it for me.
The moaning!!
I love, "Can I park here? I think Im dying! Im dying too! Okay you go ahead" haha
No matter how many times I see this it’s still laugh out loud funny!
This got me through my emergency room experiences.
one of the most regarded comedians by any pro comedian and still somehow not world famous
He does very well, though. Living legend and well paid.
@@catherineshaw1122 i was trying to say i think his Specials are better then Harts or Seinfelds. much less success . i know he is doing well. its obvious
@@mrpicky1868 have you seen him on the series, Loudermilk? It's a good show and he gets to be funny but also do dramatic work and he's quite good at it.
I was at this taping. He was hilarious. Didn't even have to restart any bits for the recording.
Go in.....tell em' your shot 😂😂😂
Brian’s hospital car park inner monologue driving music is a sheer delight 😆👍🏻
One of the funniest comedy bits that sounds very true.
Why hasn't this genius of comedy, Brian, been on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee??!
He definitely has been. There are clips of the show on UA-cam.
I had to drive myself to the ER today and listened to this in the car
If anyone ever says to me, "what seems to be the problem"
I always say, "well it seeeeems....." and do that with my finger around my head
This dude is straight up hilarious! He is right up there with Jim Breuer as one of the best.
Oddly enough - our local hospital DOES have valet parking at the ER.
For real.
where do you live and do you have to pay for that service?
I honestly believe this bit helped to usher that in. When he did this special, none of them had it. Now, it's everywhere.
One of the funniest gigs ever!
Oh my gosh I'm dying of laughter.
Norm Macdonald referred me to Brian and it did not disappoint 👌RIP NORM 🙏
Interestingly, both headlined a club where I worked in 1990, and both were my favourites, always will be. Back then, Norm never swore onstage and never drank off stage, until he went out with us after his show one night...i felt like I had corrupted an innocent, lol. The next day, he had to leave the stage halfway through his set to puke, I felt so bad!
@@catherineshaw1122 that must have been fun. (not the puking part)
@@cecillegravelle2590 the whole week was amazing, I got to see every single set, and hanging out with him until he basically passed out in his hotel room, lol. Priceless. I'm sad he's gone so soon.
Love this dude!
Best ever and he is not vulgar.
Excellent. Thank you.
Say 8 say 8 best thing ever
I thought I had heard all his stuff, but this was new to me. Brian is a hilarious comedian without the vulgarity and crudity that seems to predominate nowadays.
Excellent observation. I notice the cussing and bathroom humor when it there. Don't particularly go for it. Laughing at this and didn't even notice. Good man for pointing it out.
That's one of his trademarks. But he did do a bit once, when I worked for a club in Chicago where he headlined for a week, that was apparently infamous and somewhat of a secret. Every comic in town came to see it, he did it one time, for the midnight show on Saturday. He ends up saying the F word about 14 times but it's such a perfectly crafted joke, about diagramming sentences, everyone was DYING. I was damn lucky to be there to see it, lol.
This is funny, if you do go to ER, this makes it sooo true, hilarious, say 8, know it so well now, thanks Brian!!😂
"Can i park this thing? Im gonna _die!"_
My fave of All-Time
I've been in several motorcycle accidents (former racer, test rider) and since they were only moderately painful, I only got your standard pain medications that maybe or maybe not helped to take the edge off the pain. It was rare that I ever finished the full prescription because I just didn't need them or they didn't work.
Then there was that one time I had a very serious accident and had to receive morphine for the pain......
All I can say is if you are ever asked about your pain level just say 8. You really need to say 8. Say 8.
Lol...
This bit is a hall of fame material
4 stars , two enthusiastic thumbs up, gets me every time.,.. OMG
When my femur was shattered up near the hip bone and I had been dragged off of a mountain and put into three different vehicles, and delivered to the hospital. I was in absolute 10 level agony. I was screaming and I couldn’t see. Eventually, I saw the head of the emergency ward, screaming into my face that I should not be screaming anymore.
I stopped screaming, but I’m pretty sure it was because they had already injected me with really powerful pain medication .🙏
"negative eleventeen..."
I'm in tears.
This is a great bit but also check out the one where he talks about getting the patent for the ironing board. Hysterical!!!