midgetsausage_showcase.mp4

[@GrayCatTheMemeMachine]

You're goddamn killing me with poo jokes. 10/10, would not recommend showing this to any professional employers.

[@midgetsausage]

only an idiot would show that to a professional employer.
that idiot is me.

[@euphoric0wine]

I see you are a professional at pooping. Very excellent, 10/10, would definitely gaze at you pooping. As a professional idiot, I’d professionally do something so professionally idiotic that almost the most professional gosh dang idiot would call me the most professional idiot professionally.