Funny while I was in the navy I never met one gay sailor but I spent a few weeks on an army base and just about every woman was a lesbian. The army actually has the highest percentage of gays
I'm disappointed that they didn't include the one about the soldier coming back from deployment noticing that his fiancée had gained a ton of weight working at the frozen yogurt shop.
@Bruce Wayne late for the party but pretty he sure meant white, albino, snow white and most importantly of all whity white. No apologies and don't care about feelings. I see color because it exist but I don't judge it - that's the difference and the sooner the woke idiots learn it the better
You know, to be frank it's not that far from reality. No matter how good a family you have, it's always the dogs that are the most excited about seeing any given member, so they always get to greet you first, whether you've been gone for a year, a day, or five minutes.
i think its also technology just keeps getting better and better. paramount quality isn't as expensive as it use to be. I'm sure these were still expensive but perhaps not as much as you would think.
07:26 This is my all time favourite! I always roll while laughing at this one. Especially when he stabs, theows that big utensil and pours hot water on his groin. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
are we not gonna talk about how his accent went from a basic African accent to broken south African accent to Jamaican in all one scene.... a visionary of all sorts
I like these subject-specific compilations. The diversity of approaches to a certain topic makes the genious of the individual skech stand out. You see them in a new light and can appreciate the true scope of layers being juggled in these stories...AND...you could be lucky to stumple over a piece of tresure that the internet has kept hidden until now. Thankyou!
“…my most trusted soldier over the age of 8.” 🤣
Still gets me
Implying, of course, that there is a soldier under 8 that he trusts more.
Are you sure that he's older than eight? He might be wearing one of those fake beards
@@dansavkaii7831 lul took me a while to get the reference
@@joemcguire9988 cause there is
Lol decker was the funniest. I wish they would do a whole Netflix series with him.
Well, Tim Heidecker from Tim & Eric did actually make a full length movie about Decker. Just not this Decker. Funny & exciting nevertheless.
Decker/Mcgruber cross-over, awwwwww man lol
That a bit much don’t you think
Latter Decker was copied from Monty Python's Black Knight.
He does have a cylon partner
Decker must have his own movie for real. Please please
The hologram reaction is like when you get your first 4k camera and playback the footage on a large display.
hahahah...please
For real 😂
Can't. General killed him with that headshot.
They should make a movie about decker 🎥
😂😂😂😂
I would totally watch it!
Steven Seagal movies
Yes they need to do that movie
And a Levi movie
Decker’s great-he recovered from 3 body shots and a headshot 😆
And a fronthand. AND a backhand.
@@porowag6613 A fronthand? Just say a regular slap🤦🏽♂️
@@steppin9057 damn your a very dull person aren't you?
they should've shown that sketch before he went to get rid of the Arachnid group...would've been helluva funnier
And he wasn’t even ready for any of them
He took the dog and left his family. That's a whole new level of PTSD
i am still laughing at that skit omgh!!
The little girl he not coming lol 😂
I'd imagine this is some soldier's fantasy if they found out their wife had an affair baby.
5:31 I fking died! Not expecting it at all.
After the skit all I could think about as how much we love our family dog too lol.
To be fair, that's a great dog
" Navy already got him" lmao. Fit so perfectly
Only thing not realistic is that they weren't Navy recruiters lmao
Make him a CS or a ABE
@@kishascape They did say he was a friend tho.
Too funny 😂
Funny while I was in the navy I never met one gay sailor but I spent a few weeks on an army base and just about every woman was a lesbian. The army actually has the highest percentage of gays
The Army Recruiters are so accurate!!! 🤣🤣
They be popping up out of nowhere
Comic con crazy
They are wearing ROTC uniform.
Decker is Chris Hemsworth playing retired military specialist.
In what movie?
@@manusiaklon2164 Extraction on Netflix
wasn't his name Tyler Rake?
Facts!
Decker looks like a black Chuck Norris.
"Most trusted soldier over the age of eight."
So there is a child soldier out there whom the general trusts more than Django.
Yes thanks for explaining the joke
ATLEAST 1
I'm disappointed that they didn't include the one about the soldier coming back from deployment noticing that his fiancée had gained a ton of weight working at the frozen yogurt shop.
Hahaha that's a funny one. I guess it wasn't added cos the main focus was on the fro-yo shop
@@aesinam That's a valid point!
"Nevermind, she clearly doesn't work here anymore." 😂😂
They missed the skit about the Drill Sergeant doing a running cadence with the formation.
@@silverhawk8699 come on girl it’s fat FREeeeeeee
“Soldier comes home” is absolutely hilarious. It’s great to see skits that I haven’t before in these compilations
“COMMANDER DONT GO! THEYLL TORTURE YOU!” 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan: "All depends on what your definition of the word danger is"
Also Jordan: *Pulls up arms to reveal his captain hook hands*
P
Yea that was the joke dumbo
@@Afroninja2025 no need to be a jerk, friend
With bonus subtext joke about how shit your medical care will be as a returned veteran
@@Lucifersfursona to be fair, what are you supposed to do, grow them a new hand?
He threw a cooking pot to kill his commander. Hilarious.
I know!!! LMFAO when he did that!
Same ahah to fucking funny 🤣
“Commander don’t go they’ll torture you” 😂
Decker character is brilliant..."ok you talked me out of it", "no no no we just want a recommendation" 😄😄😄🤣🤣
These guys are absolutely hilarious! It's amazing how they can take on any role or race and make it believable. Pure talent!!
It astonishes me how well they can portray Hispanic, Indian, Middle Eastern, even White!
They can do any race, role, and gender! I love these guys
@Bruce Wayne you mean European*. he means Caucasian. Please stop looking for a reason to make it about race, it's sad.
@Bruce Wayne late for the party but pretty he sure meant white, albino, snow white and most importantly of all whity white.
No apologies and don't care about feelings. I see color because it exist but I don't judge it - that's the difference and the sooner the woke idiots learn it the better
@Bruce Wayne sad world but soon it'll change..too many are tired of stupidity
Wow - that taxi scene was cold 🤭
Haahahah, fuck
I couldn't even laugh it was that cold. And then that made me laugh
You know, to be frank it's not that far from reality. No matter how good a family you have, it's always the dogs that are the most excited about seeing any given member, so they always get to greet you first, whether you've been gone for a year, a day, or five minutes.
@@CanIHasThisName 💯💯💯😂true asf
@@CanIHasThisName Your user name speaks to me.
A compilation of videos I've already watched several times? Yeah, why not
I love how the women was a actor in Lucifer and detective decker is a character in Lucifer and decker is one of the characters in this show!
Helfer was also EDI in Mass Effect (voice over of course) and in Battlestar Galactic as a Cylon.
Actress
These has got to be the most expensive sketches in sketch history... The production quality alone are paramount...
Check out viva la dirt :p
@@davidjones-ux8oz deadass, great channel.
Paramount…plus!
@@davidjones-ux8oz EPICCCCC NPC MANNNNNNNN
i think its also technology just keeps getting better and better. paramount quality isn't as expensive as it use to be. I'm sure these were still expensive but perhaps not as much as you would think.
The Pizza shirt is sending me😂they really nailed the look of a child soldier
TMNT!
When he does the "Danger" air quotes with the prosthetic hand. Holy shit
Ll
Dude as a former JROTC student the school dance army recruiter sketch is PAINFULLY realistic.
That's a gay bar, not a school dance.
@@oshii3585 Tomato Tomato
The general being killed by django is one of the funniest sketches
their sense of humor is amazing
makes almost all other comedy channels feel like total amateurs
That first woman is so underrated I love her acting ability. Looks amazing as well🙂
on lucifer tvseries aswell
The proud thug who won't sit down is probably Decker's son
I sat leaned against a table like that once when they ran out of chairs at the ham radio club meeting to avoid embarrassment
Carlito ain't got no dad.
@@commaJim Carlito don't need no dad. He's fine.
@@drewbhardwaj Exactlyyyyy.
@@drewbhardwaj damn sure dont need Jesus
anyone : we have oil
USA : welcome to democracy
And natural gases 🤣
Why did you have to edit your comment when its a joke as old as fuck
These guys seriously have the funniest videos I've ever seen. Nobody else can get me to watch videos repeatedly and it stays funny.
Commander, don't go. They will torture you!!! Lolzzz
Key & Peele are truly a Few Good Men.
You shouldn't miss these compilations because you wouldn't know, there maybe a 1 out of 10, rare skit of key and peele.
The one with the kid and the dog and the military dad was just way too sad. The rest are hilarious.
Too awkward that I skipped it
Best man's friend
it's based on all the youtube videos of military guys coming back to their dogs lol
@@ese4832 Ahh, thanks for the context. I hadn't seen those, so it seemed kind of random to me.
@@ese4832 Those “coming home” videos are so played out.
I've watched Key & Peele for many years, but the warlord skit does not fail to make me absolutely HOWL
6:19 got me cracking. The moment the oil and natural resources are mentioned the whole US military comes rushing 🤣🤣😂😂
That's literally the truth
"welcome to democracy"
Deckers little jumpy skip turn after walking the wrong way had me dying 😂😂
That was hands down, no doubt about it, can't go wrong best soldier comes home video I've ever and will I ever see in my life.
Imagine if cap acted like decker when he woke up 70 years later
"Ain't my first rodeo"
*Drinks coffee with shaky hands
Lol i wheezed so bad at this part😂😂
"Back in my day, coffee was hot."
Well...🤔
...shit.😆
🤣
That killed me 😂
You gotta isolate then isolate.. Iiisooo late🤣🤣🤣
Decker is legend.
Decker just wanted to die because he couldn't live with the weight of Jackson's betrayal.
The last sketch I love cuz it feels like a modern version of Monty Python’s black knight
" 'Tis nothing but a flesh wound. "
was decker good at one point? why do they keep going back to him?
these are the questions that keep me up at night
Tomato/Tomato
He was the best!!..he would just straight up Drax Them Sklounst ! 🤣🤟🏽
Disarmed
Well his mistakes usually turned out to be positive so I guess they think there's a method to his madness hahahahaha
@@aesinam the patrick star method
I love how it startes always serious and boom
I like how Keegan getting hit with the pot momentarily turned him Jamaican.
I love the Decker sketches!
I love the "tomato tomato" joke by Decker !!
1:28 -- "You've got to - isolate. And isolate. Then i - so - late."
KILLED me
His coffee scream lmfaooo😂😭☠️
Decker is just legendary!
Decker getting shot was the greatest laugh I had in years when I saw the first time.
@@nish8435 12:59
Same😭 I was crying and laughing
@@ye6794
I swear I couldn't stop laughing
@@dozhadeville444 can’t blame you bro. Decker is the definition of funny😭
When Solid Snake goes to sleep, he checks underneath the cardboard box for Decker.
Recruiters really don't give a damn. The accuracy of it all. 😂😂😂😂
'I thought you wanted an open casket' shoots'em in the leg. Lol
Omg. The soldier and the dog broke my heart while I was lol literally. How u even do that.
He honestly didn't have his adrenaline up yet
"Deflected" always gets me hahaha
If you’ve ever had the army recruiters come to your high school you know that the dance club sketch is way too realistic
Multiple sketches I’ve never seen before!
The army trying to recruit guys to join them at a gay club Hahahaha 🤣
😂😂😂
Oh shit that was a gay club. Then that hole at the end was …..
How did i miss that. Lol
Genius too
👁
You missed every vital organ 😂😂😂
07:26 This is my all time favourite! I always roll while laughing at this one. Especially when he stabs, theows that big utensil and pours hot water on his groin. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yee😂😂
“Welcome to democracy”😂😂😂 goddamn dat was fast and so far the most accurate ever 😂😂😂
The last part with Decker. I can’t stop laughing omg
Hello
U guys saved me from depression for a while
The background music for Decker is so on point XD
7:02 he was holding that satellite phone behind his back the entire time 😆
They do come with holsters though so that actually is possible.
Can y’all help me figure out what actor his is? I’ve seen him on a series before and idk where and it’s killing me 😭😭😭
@@fabriziosvlogs2520 dr glassman from the good doctor
The creativity of these guys never disappoints. The shorts are this good wonder how it will be if they make a whole movie. 👌
They did make a movie several years ago.
Where’ve you been?
I love how Afghanistan was portrayed like Mexico in Hollywood.
It's not mexico. That's just use of white balance to portray the heat and accentuate the sandy tones of desert areas. Works anywhere.
Sure..Whatever happened in Afghanistan was a hollywood show.
@@Razali. pretty sure you didnt get the joke
Big brain joke they don't get it 😂
@@Davez1123 yeah he didn't lol
"Killing an African Warlord" is still my favorite K&P sketch
Operation Golden eagle is a gold. LoL 😂😂😂 Love that joke. This hits hard
The dialogue of decker in the first scene is really hilarious 😂
That last clip had me crying and laughing 😂🤣
Tricia Helfer!!!! The Decker one I totally knew her and I’m so happy I just watched her as Charlotte Richards and she’s such a good actor, wow
The bit about the dog was so accurate lol
Decker: Ain't my first rodeo.😳
Hands: "Continues to shake"
In the end general should have taken decker for the mission as a distraction. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Decker sketches are just ridiculous!!!!!!!!
Damn hilarious. Thanks K & P. Love your stuff to death!
K & P, tf you on?
the last is killer hahahah
Every sketch is so well-made and funny!
5:18 I didn't laugh once before this moment and then I went hysterical.
😂😂
Aw the little girl with her mom and holding the sign Aw man. That was dark
"I thought you wanted an open casket!"
are we not gonna talk about how his accent went from a basic African accent to broken south African accent to Jamaican in all one scene.... a visionary of all sorts
Deckers part . That lady holding her laugh 😂
When he completely ignored the wife and daughter and just took the dog I died.
Young the way he moves so slow trying to dodge the bullets and then the way he flips his hair before the first shoulder shot was hilarious slim 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We want a movie on this Key & Peele!! Seriously!
Keanu
the last sketch is hilarious 🤣
I BE SCREAMING AT THESE SKITS 😂😂😂😂😂 the one where he wanted bro to off him was hilarious
I like these subject-specific compilations. The diversity of approaches to a certain topic makes the genious of the individual skech stand out. You see them in a new light and can appreciate the true scope of layers being juggled in these stories...AND...you could be lucky to stumple over a piece of tresure that the internet has kept hidden until now. Thankyou!
The last one is genius.
When he walked the wrong way @ 2:32 I was on the floor! 😂😂I 😂😂😂😂😂😂
dead when he burnt himself withe coffee
Goodbye commander, yo sorry ass piece of shhh I love that 🤣
6:30 the dude talking did Odins voice in GOW Ragnarok
The last one reminds me of a modern version of that scene in Monty python and the holy grail. I love it.