I could see it now! One episode he throws a finger in the mix, the one after that he'll strangle himself, and the one after that he gets a team of investigators, and it's a circle jerk!
I like how he only offered his hand to shook to people who knew his method. In first scene, you see him shaking the woman's hand who clearly knew about him but he does not take the other maIe character hand but at the end, he offers his hand but the other maIe character chose to not take it. It gives them the choose to shake his hand only after they learn about him.
I think ur thinking a lil too deep into for no reason.. he didn't shake his hand cause he was rude to him ar first, then after he apologized he was gonna shake his hand but didn't want to do it anymore
@@stabaholic187 But there was no reason to apologize to him tho. I mean he was rude and then what? He learned to know him in only one setting when they barely had any friendly interaction?! Not enough to offer a handshake afterwards
@@beccalima4686 Well, now you have a reason, but other people are going to look at you funny when you laugh hard when she says those same straight lines in a very serious scene.
@@beccalima4686 oh she’s great! I bet they had her guest star on purpose to kind of throw people off a bit. You should check criminal minds out, it can get very gritty at times but it’s a great show ☺️
I accidentally watched this at work, right when my boss was walking by. Luckily he found the whole situation hilarious so I didn't get in too much trouble.
The "it's a blessing and a curse" line was also a reference to Monk. XD He was also a detective that cops had to put up with his quirks at crime scenes.
Little does he know he's doing him a huge favor when they first meet by not shaking his hand ✋ EDIT: Most likes I ever had for anything. Much obliged people.
@@Christina_xoxo in hannibal,will does this thing where everyone leaves him alone and he "puts himself into the perpetrators mind" just like Chuck von is doing here
@Dylan Schlechta Not all milk has lactose...May be the case for cat's milk.. Dammit. Now I have a random urge to look it up and find out. Such a random thing to know... if cat's milk has lactose or not. LOL
There is already a TV show kinda like this but minus the meat beating and its called Hannibal. The detective reminds me of Will Graham without the chicken choking.
Finally...someone else who understands what it’s like to make eye contact...and knowing that only one of you can reach the finish line first. That was one hell of an intense jagoff standoff.
When Beard told Nate he got into prison…this is exactly what he was talking about. Ted Lasso and Key and Peele are in the same universe! Canon confirmed!!!
Not the same think? Not only are you one of these idiots repeating lines from a video (thanks, we understand the language and got it the first time) you didn't even quote it correctly.
She played the scene so well like it’s a regular criminal minds day
And I’m mad at her for that 😂😂😂
I think she's amazing in CM, but since Community I got new appreciation for her.. And then she did Drunk History and that how I became a fan!
Badlands Kid lol
@@jonnnnniej did you see her in two and a half men?
Brandon McQueen aww you so cute, hahahahah
They need a permanent series with this character
Anyone else not want to like this because it has 69 likes?
That be sick tho
this character is a parody of the main character from Hannibal (show)
I could see it now! One episode he throws a finger in the mix, the one after that he'll strangle himself, and the one after that he gets a team of investigators, and it's a circle jerk!
@Eddy Jin it'd be fucking pretty interesting
Post-nut clairty giving him superpowers👌
Was about to write this lol
Post nut clarity 😂😂😂
best comment
What is post-nut clarity like?
@@yueshijoorya601 its illuminating
I love how key starts looking around to see if anyone else is noticing how ridiculous this detective is acting.
His reactions makes this so much better 😂😂
Key is the best actor ever!😂
Yes I was impressed by the delay as he was waiting for a response
I wanna be as high as the person who wrote this script
Min Khant well, I’m thinking Jordan & Keegan wrote the script.
LOL Jordan writes it and has said he gets help from Mr. Weed
he will be like.... walk in to the room and do the chit chat and mastrubate passionately infront of the piano HAHAHAHAHHAA
It would've be Peele hahahahaha
You might od
That slippery, slapping noise when he's doin his thing is insane. LMAO
Ikr!!!! 👋👋👋
Hahahaha..... natural sounds
@@katrinab7657
Funny girl
It's like dice 🤣
i think behind the scenes he was shaking a tipex bottle :p
“Why do kittens require milk” That is the greatest rebuttal of all time.
"Nope, not the same thing!"
I dont think so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha
On My UA-cam Wtf are u talking?
I like how he only offered his hand to shook to people who knew his method. In first scene, you see him shaking the woman's hand who clearly knew about him but he does not take the other maIe character hand but at the end, he offers his hand but the other maIe character chose to not take it. It gives them the choose to shake his hand only after they learn about him.
Guilt free handshake
I think ur thinking a lil too deep into for no reason.. he didn't shake his hand cause he was rude to him ar first, then after he apologized he was gonna shake his hand but didn't want to do it anymore
@@stabaholic187 But there was no reason to apologize to him tho. I mean he was rude and then what? He learned to know him in only one setting when they barely had any friendly interaction?! Not enough to offer a handshake afterwards
The fact that they got Paget Brewster from criminal minds is pure genius
I thought that was her couldn’t remember her name. Thank you!
I was looking for this comment. Yes, thank you!
Paget is such a babe
I was hoping someone would notice that XD
This is the best skit yet!!!!!😂😂
That actress is SO good! I almost forgot it was a comedy skit watching her being so serious and well committed to her role 😂
She's the actress from Criminal Minds!
@@NatBug4039 I've never watched Criminal Minds :(
@@beccalima4686 Well, now you have a reason, but other people are going to look at you funny when you laugh hard when she says those same straight lines in a very serious scene.
@@beccalima4686 oh she’s great! I bet they had her guest star on purpose to kind of throw people off a bit. You should check criminal minds out, it can get very gritty at times but it’s a great show ☺️
@@sammiepittman3130 Paget Brewster also has a lot of experience in comedy. She's ridiculously versatile.
This man is experiencing the highest level of post nut clarity
Picolas Cage I love your profile picture.
Shoistahon Sultonova I love *your* profile picture.
@@picolascage3150 I love your profile picture.
I don’t know man. Shoistahon Sultonova’s profile picture is pretty fly
@@jackdaniels1749 i love your profile picture
3:45 when they both acknowledge each other but carry on 🤣🤣🤣
😂like it was a competition
eye contact
Real recognizes real
This is both the most disturbing and hilarious thing I’ve ever seen
K
Almost Borat or Brüno level
I ll go with disturbing
The best use of post nut clarity
same
2:44 "Why do your revelations require masturbation?"
"Why do kittens require milk?"
"Nope not the same thing" looool 😂😂😂
Paul lol
Hahahahaha
😂😂😂
LmAo
Im wondering if there actually the same thing lol
2:44 “Why do kittens require milk?”
- I lost it 😂
Not the same thing
I’m a sucker for stupid random lines like that one
Did you hahahahah!
Tip: No one cares.
Same!!!
The crime scene requires milk.
We need a sequel to this detective series 😂
ua-cam.com/video/-nnha04nG2M/v-deo.html
But sadly 😭.
When he just broke out and did it the first time, I did NOT see that coming. I laughed and laughed so hard, I pulled a muscle in my back ! LoL
unfortunately they did see him coming. Ba dumm tss. Ugh I hate myself
Same I couldn’t breathe the first time and those fucking moans like he was in pain and that sound effect of him jerking off lmao
Interesting, cause it looks like he *pulled* a "muscle" in his front.
Let me know if it is still a problem. I have a special massage for that.
Detective pulled his muscle too....
It would be tough for this guy to investigate in November
He took a whole month holidays
Underrated comment!
... Why?
@@magicalmilimi894 No nut November
He wouldnt join us
Amazing he was able to do THREE nuts under 3 mins, now thats talent.
You have the perfect amount of likes atm. Niiiiice
Expert Vlogger 😂 😂
Isabella Vargas allow me to ruin that
Dammit. LoJack, you bitch
Isabella Vargas I fixed it
I accidentally watched this at work, right when my boss was walking by. Luckily he found the whole situation hilarious so I didn't get in too much trouble.
lol
Maybe he was also a pudpuller
How do you "accidentally" watch a video? The whole story sounds fabricated. Time to go back and edit.
I think he meant he wasn’t expecting that particular content when playing it.
cool story bro
plot twist. He was the perpetrator and he's just going through giving a reason for why his DNA was at the crime scene
james jones it’s disturbing how that makes so much sense 😂😂
EXACTLY! He killed someone after sex and when he came back to jerk off he pretended to be a detective and it caught on.
He killed all the people and he took those cases just to "plant" live evidence and no get caught, tht's why he's the best
Your right
lol that hella fax
If quagmire was an investigator
Giggity???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colbi robertson giggity
QUAG 😏
Colbi robertson 😂😂😂
I love how everyone else is minding they own business 😂
Homie would been under the jail if this was real 🤣
It's because "He's the best there is" lol
Criminal Minding Business
Put your ego aside lol
😂😂😂
Key's character's reaction at about 1:30 just has me in stitches every single time 😂😂😂
Musta been REAL hard not to crack up when this was being filmed.
WHAAAT????!!!! LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣 I would've had a hernia trying to hold that laughter in
😂🤣😂. They probably did many “takes”. I’m sure they laughed a lot.
hard nut*
I'm not Itachi lol true
😭🤣😭🤣🤣
*Sniffs air*
“Threesome.”
Lmao
Hahaha
You wanted to watch
@@Virtualcritic111No… He stood… Right here! *Zip* AHH! AHH! AH! AHH! AAAAUGH!! 😫 AHHH!! 😩
"Some call it a blessing... it's more like a curse"
"Is that what it feels like??"
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! *X,D*
I could see why
These nuts feel like a curse on your chin
Thats a quote from a show called Monk
Lol
The look he gives the female detective the first time he whips it out is hilarious
"some call it a gift some call it a curse"
"Is that what it feels like"
I lost it
“Uncensored”
“What the *bleep* was that”
2000 IQ
It’s funnier with the bleep
Amazing work
1:30
Haha. Well noticed.
I can’t believe no one noticed the last joke: “No hard feelings”.
*#lolz*
Maruf Miah Pretty sure the way it sounds when he did it, must’ve been soft.
Insubordinate and churlish
@@MaviNK brilliant!
AY AYRON
@@alxcross1850 thanks "Balakky"
Still cant believe this guy directed US and Get out😂
Uh huh... Uh huh....
Yep, that’s the guy who gave us “Get Out” and “US”
Well this is pretty horrifying
*sold
@Black people get special privileges. lol 😂 you’re so pressed you sound envious of his work, jealousy much. Loose that thing Bro/Sis
@Black people get special privileges. yeah tell her
@Black people get special privileges. Jesus
The skit is from Hannibal,a psychologist who empathizes with victims and is able to vividly describe crime scenes by just being present
Will Graham ♥️
The "it's a blessing and a curse" line was also a reference to Monk. XD He was also a detective that cops had to put up with his quirks at crime scenes.
Yeah sure
i thought of Manhunter 1986.
@@mohantharani1471yeah they're kinda the same story
Little does he know he's doing him a huge favor when they first meet by not shaking his hand ✋
EDIT: Most likes I ever had for anything. Much obliged people.
Exactly
😂😂😂
Damn u right
y l he shook the lady’s hand tho😂
These nuts did huge favor on your chin.
Great story line. Perfect acting skills. Pure comedy. This is world class.
"He wanted to cross the threshold the way they had on their wedding day."
"YoU DiRtY dOg"
😭
What does that mean?😂
@@rumpwrangler1102 it meant they try new position or new way to experience what you're thinking about what they are doing
😭😭😭
@@gohminglong8716 No, it doesn't. The threshold is the entrance into their home.
"We've got Captain Pud-puller flingin' his fluids all over the crime scene." Hahahahaha!
"[Insert a random quote from the video]" Hahahahaha!
@@pantherhunter7 They're not random quotes edgy Mcedgelord. They're quotes people find particularly hilarious. So relaaaaax
@@pantherhunter7 chill dude
@@el34glo59 exactly
I was reading the comment and thst scene came exact timing
The sound he makes though… I can't stop laughing 😆
Mannnnnnn..... the slapping noises and his voice! Bruh... I was done! Probably the funniest skit or near the top that I have watched.
😘😂😘😂. That’s what gets me too.
Hahaha!!! The sounds got me good!! Laughed the hell out!!
Lmfao no kidding
For real hahahahaha can you imagine if he was having sex with a girl and hes making those noises omg they would dry up just laugh him out the room lol
Man, I tell ya. Nothing really compares to the look Det. Samwell gave to Det. Vaughn at 1:08!
This is Hannibal,criminal minds, and law and order SVU. All in 1
Mentalist too.
Underrated 😂
requix lmao how is it Hannibal ?
@@Christina_xoxo in hannibal,will does this thing where everyone leaves him alone and he "puts himself into the perpetrators mind" just like Chuck von is doing here
requix aaah I see
The masturbation sounds got me dead 💀
Seck Fofana IKR!!! I bout fuckin choked to death laughing!
Did anyone else think the music at 3:26 were those sounds too
Seck Fofana sounds like u huh bby
not gonna thumb up cos 666 likes
l'hommeauxrats uhhhmm ok😭😭😭
“AND WTF WAS THAT?” 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Lol they are soo goood 😻
SniperLyfe Parry u funny😅
SniperLyfe Parry Watch Hannibal (TV Series), at least the first 10 minutes of the 1st episode...
Bro they nail the Hannibal vibes so hard
More like Sherlock Holmes
Will Graham but black, oh I see it now.
@@Zeitgeist78-u2v Blill Blaham
Samwell: "Um, why do your revelations require masturbation??"
Vaughan: "Why do kittens require milk?"
LMFAO
Ross Nicolas Best part lol
Nope. Not the same thing.
I'm pretty sure the kittens require milk response was a euphemism.
No no no, LMFAO was a different sketch
Ross Nicolas I don't understand this kitten joke
"why do your revelations require masturbation"
"why do kittens require milk"
DED
rico wijaya "Nope... not the same thing!" 😆😂
rico wijaya imagine if he had said "why do pussy requires milk?" Instead
That would've been a noice pun
All cats are actually lactose intolerant
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dylan Schlechta Not all milk has lactose...May be the case for cat's milk.. Dammit. Now I have a random urge to look it up and find out. Such a random thing to know... if cat's milk has lactose or not. LOL
I love that Vaughan and the perp are both using their off hand on the window sill to stabilize themselves! LOL!!!
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🚩🚩🚩
The reason why his initial deduction is so accurate is because he rubbed one out before even entering the apartment and introducing himself
"Some call it a blessing, it's more like a curse"
"Is that what it feels like"
😂😂😂😂
OH WOW YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THAT!! HILARIOUS DUDE GO BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN!!
@@Erin78456 he put quotation marks for a reason dude
@@purifiedwater4217 By your logic there is nothing wrong with Biden stealing famous speeches right?
@@Erin78456 wow what a dumbf*ck
3 years and I'm still crying laughing when I watch this :D
Four now, my friend
5 now, friends 😅
Five years😂crying
3 nuts in 3 minutes. *impressive.*
Didn’t look like he finished the last one
That is the plot of "Hannibal" with extra steps
I would pay all of my money for a whole season of this
I know this guys are an awsome actors
Yes🤩
3:00 *WE GOT CAPTAIN PUDPULLER FLINGING HIS FLUIDS ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*X,D*
Flute
These guys have to be nuts to even think of this stuff.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣💀
Fastest hand in the west
Atharva Saxena
This deserves more likes😄
West of the Mississippi
😂😂😂😂😂
-Dr. King Schultz
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln South, it was The Fastest Gun In The South.
I can't stop watching this, and everytime makes laugh more, Jordan is insane!
"Why does your revelations require masturbation"
"Why do kittens require milk"
LMFAO!!!!
"Nope not the same thing" lol
I would love to see the outtakes of this sketch. There is no way that they didn't constantly break character.
"flingin' his fluids around the crime scene"
Is that Coach Beard!?
That's right, baybeh!
Yes bro. Ts caught me so off guard
*NOOICE*
Noicee
Noice!!
You're all idiots. It's spelled NOYCE
WTF WAS THAT?!!! XD XD XD XD!!! That's what I said too!!! Reminded me of the Mattress Shopping skit ua-cam.com/video/Nl_eJ-zdLrA/v-deo.html
crispy socks?
How dare he question the legendary Emily prentiss
AlwaysBroke yes, another scholar I see
AlwaysBroke who?
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420 *gasps in Asian*
Go watch criminal minds right now. All the seasons are in Netflix you will not be disappointed.
AlwaysBroke aight epic
@@alwaysbroke188 *gasps in Asian* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The real ability he has is his recovery time
He put 10 points in constitution.
@@sketchydude8431 niiice *high five*
That's a superpower
Coach Beard, NO!
Holy shit it's Emily Prentiss from criminal minds! Lol that's amazing how did she maintain a straight face? Lmao
@Tristin Thompson: Paget Brewster actually did comedy before Criminal Minds.
hawkeye5955 that's fucking awesome I'm gonna have to watch some of that
She was in a few episodes of Friends back in the late 90's so things like that helps I'm sure.
Yes that is awesome never knew she was in one of these skits
You know this thing called editing? We all had our blooper moments!
I don't know how these two get through these crazy scenes without wrecking their time slot. I couldn't do it with a straight face.
Think of something sad, repeat the line until it means nothing anymore, or zone out.
Rehearsals & multiple takes...not hard to figure out...
The saddest shit is, I get invested in these skits, and I start anticipating the next episode 😂
Shittsy Giggle I know right!
"some call it a blessing, it's more like curse." - is that what it feels like?🤣🤣🤣
"your methods are unorthodox, but I'm not going to argue with the results..." lolz
Ziiiiiiiip
These guy's skits are much more hilarious than The SNL...
Everything is funnier than snl
@Sam Sguanch Amen
@Sam Sguanch awwwww..Did somebody hurt your little trumpf feeeeelings
Auðunn F Kristjánsson do one lefty.
snl fucking sucks balls
The woman cop is a regular on series Criminal Minds, playing the exact same role.
I’d watch every episode of this was an entire show 😂🤣
Are you joking or do you really not know that there’s whole episodes?
@@sarcasticallyrearrangedI think they mean the premise of this sketch stretched into a series
There is already a TV show kinda like this but minus the meat beating and its called Hannibal. The detective reminds me of Will Graham without the chicken choking.
*SNIFFS* THREESOME
you can't?
what that smell like
You can always tell😂
@M Young 😉
This makes more sense if you have seen Hannibal.
umbraemilitos i miss that show although the 3rd season went off the rails with the artistic stuff
This was halarious regardless
umbraemilitos Are you a Fannibal?
umbraemilitos actually... it would be "The Red Dragon".
rubberbandman3rd i thought the same too! That's when i stopped watching it... it was just too confusing..they should have kept it simple
When the comment section is just as funny as the skit 😂😂🙌🏾,..this is why i love UA-cam
Paget Brewster keeping a straight face has to be one of the funniest shit ever!
I saw that handshake coming like a mile away 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No hard feelings?"
"Well... maybe some."
porquê??
Why do kittens require milk ? Lol
Finally...someone else who understands what it’s like to make eye contact...and knowing that only one of you can reach the finish line first. That was one hell of an intense jagoff standoff.
LMAOOO sometimes I regret watching certain things
Don Classico But not this!😂
Sometimes I regret watching deez nuts on your chin
Same same
The new season of law and order SVU looks good 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Pat West more like criminal minds
Fun fact: Paget Brewster (aka Emily Prentiss) appeared in a episode of Law & Order SUV. 😂
Pat West this stuff needs to be put in the justice network
the sound effects deserve an oscar for best sound engineering
He solved that..... SEXUALLY!
Sway Bay I
*SEXUALLEH
Ha! Pizza Order in this beech!
Kudos to the entire cast for keeping straight faces while filming this skit.
Thanks
"why do your revelations require masturbation"
why do kittens need milk?
David Beppler no, not the same thing
Repsfurdayz let's get em!!!
how did you...
Lol the way he huffing at 2:08 - a testament to Jordan Peele’s superior acting prowess
I love this woman 😍 she's from the show criminal Minds.
you love her?! i love her too... love me as much!... or not .. w,e
smitten kitten Lol
3:47 a Beat Off
Chuck won
You realize you missed the opportunity to say jerk off
Donte Franklin luv ur vids man 👍
No one wants to be defeated.... Show them how funky, strong is your fight, it doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it....
No it's a jack off
He looks troubled by his gift
thebroker1980 if you had that power wouldn’t you?
Deez nuts were a gift on your chin
When Beard told Nate he got into prison…this is exactly what he was talking about.
Ted Lasso and Key and Peele are in the same universe! Canon confirmed!!!
2:53 Emily talking about Spencer even after he's done some freaky Einstein level shit
OMG EMILY PRENTISS COME BACKKKK
This was a really wack Criminal Minds episode
I thought it was her!
Ashley Wilson it is her 👍🏻
Key: "why do your revelations require masturbation?"
Peele: "why do kittens require milk?"
Key: "no, not the same think."
I died laughing. R.I.P
Not the same think? Not only are you one of these idiots repeating lines from a video (thanks, we understand the language and got it the first time) you didn't even quote it correctly.
"Some call it blessing. Some call it a curse"😂😂
"uncensored"
WHAT THE BLEEP WAS THAT?
N izh lol!
Trevor Manning Wtf...
IKR
Trevor Manning y
Trevor Manning no
“Captain Pud-puller flingin’ his fluids”
Love this alliteration.
Your methods are unorthodox 😂😂😂😂
Never gets old. Having the lead detective be a woman and play it with a straight face is pure genius!
I tried doing this at a police station to show dem my detective skillz
they didn't hire me :(
but im obligated to tell u im a "Sex Offender"
LOL
Lol Yep Please subscribe back to my show and comment about my Jive Turkey Challenge for the unity if this is not asking for too much.
@@aljeromgoodson1004 it is
Lmfaoooo
Did you get to finish at least?