Key & Peele - Sex Detective - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2018
- An investigator employs an unusual technique to put himself inside the mind of a sex criminal.
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She played the scene so well like it’s a regular criminal minds day
And I’m mad at her for that 😂😂😂
I think she's amazing in CM, but since Community I got new appreciation for her.. And then she did Drunk History and that how I became a fan!
Badlands Kid lol
@@jonnnnniej did you see her in two and a half men?
Brandon McQueen aww you so cute, hahahahah
This man is experiencing the highest level of post nut clarity
Picolas Cage I love your profile picture.
Shoistahon Sultonova I love *your* profile picture.
@@picolascage3150 I love your profile picture.
I don’t know man. Shoistahon Sultonova’s profile picture is pretty fly
@@jackdaniels1749 i love your profile picture
I love how key starts looking around to see if anyone else is noticing how ridiculous this detective is acting.
His reactions makes this so much better 😂😂
Key is the best actor ever!😂
Yes I was impressed by the delay as he was waiting for a response
I accidentally watched this at work, right when my boss was walking by. Luckily he found the whole situation hilarious so I didn't get in too much trouble.
lol
Maybe he was also a pudpuller
How do you "accidentally" watch a video? The whole story sounds fabricated. Time to go back and edit.
I think he meant he wasn’t expecting that particular content when playing it.
cool story bro
Post-nut clairty giving him superpowers👌
Was about to write this lol
Post nut clarity 😂😂😂
best comment
What is post-nut clarity like?
@@yueshijoorya601 its illuminating
I wanna be as high as the person who wrote this script
Min Khant well, I’m thinking Jordan & Keegan wrote the script.
LOL Jordan writes it and has said he gets help from Mr. Weed
he will be like.... walk in to the room and do the chit chat and mastrubate passionately infront of the piano HAHAHAHAHHAA
It would've be Peele hahahahaha
You might od
3:45 when they both acknowledge each other but carry on 🤣🤣🤣
😂like it was a competition
We need a sequel to this detective series 😂
ua-cam.com/video/-nnha04nG2M/v-deo.html
2:44 "Why do your revelations require masturbation?"
"Why do kittens require milk?"
"Nope not the same thing" looool 😂😂😂
Paul lol
Hahahahaha
😂😂😂
LmAo
Im wondering if there actually the same thing lol
“Why do kittens require milk” That is the greatest rebuttal of all time.
"Nope, not the same thing!"
I dont think so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha
On My UA-cam Wtf are u talking?
The look he gives the female detective the first time he whips it out is hilarious
I love that Vaughan and the perp are both using their off hand on the window sill to stabilize themselves! LOL!!!
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🚩🚩🚩
2:44 “Why do kittens require milk?”
- I lost it 😂
Not the same thing
I’m a sucker for stupid random lines like that one
Did you hahahahah!
Tip: No one cares.
Same!!!
The crime scene requires milk.
Amazing he was able to do THREE nuts under 3 mins, now thats talent.
You have the perfect amount of likes atm. Niiiiice
Expert Vlogger 😂 😂
Isabella Vargas allow me to ruin that
Dammit. LoJack, you bitch
Isabella Vargas I fixed it
Key's character's reaction at about 1:30 just has me in stitches every single time 😂😂😂
Bro they nail the Hannibal vibes so hard
More like Sherlock Holmes
Will Graham but black, oh I see it now.
They need a permanent series with this character
Anyone else not want to like this because it has 69 likes?
That be sick tho
this character is a parody of the main character from Hannibal (show)
I could see it now! One episode he throws a finger in the mix, the one after that he'll strangle himself, and the one after that he gets a team of investigators, and it's a circle jerk!
@Eddy Jin it'd be fucking pretty interesting
The fact that they got Paget Brewster from criminal minds is pure genius
I thought that was her couldn’t remember her name. Thank you!
I was looking for this comment. Yes, thank you!
Paget is such a babe
I was hoping someone would notice that XD
This is the best skit yet!!!!!😂😂
“Captain Pud-puller flingin’ his fluids”
Love this alliteration.
Still cant believe this guy directed US and Get out😂
This is both the most disturbing and hilarious thing I’ve ever seen
K
Almost Borat or Brüno level
I ll go with disturbing
The best use of post nut clarity
same
*Sniffs air*
“Threesome.”
Lmao
Hahaha
You wanted to watch
@@Virtualcritic111No… He stood… Right here! *Zip* AHH! AHH! AH! AHH! AAAAUGH!! 😫 AHHH!! 😩
"Some call it blessing. Some call it a curse"😂😂
The reason why his initial deduction is so accurate is because he rubbed one out before even entering the apartment and introducing himself
I love how everyone else is minding they own business 😂
Homie would been under the jail if this was real 🤣
It's because "He's the best there is" lol
Criminal Minding Business
Put your ego aside lol
😂😂😂
plot twist. He was the perpetrator and he's just going through giving a reason for why his DNA was at the crime scene
james jones it’s disturbing how that makes so much sense 😂😂
EXACTLY! He killed someone after sex and when he came back to jerk off he pretended to be a detective and it caught on.
He killed all the people and he took those cases just to "plant" live evidence and no get caught, tht's why he's the best
Your right
lol that hella fax
The woman cop is a regular on series Criminal Minds, playing the exact same role.
Great story line. Perfect acting skills. Pure comedy. This is world class.
If quagmire was an investigator
Giggity???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Colbi robertson giggity
QUAG 😏
Colbi robertson 😂😂😂
It would be tough for this guy to investigate in November
He took a whole month holidays
Underrated comment!
... Why?
@@magicalmilimi894 No nut November
He wouldnt join us
Man, I tell ya. Nothing really compares to the look Det. Samwell gave to Det. Vaughn at 1:08!
*No one gonna talk about how he straight up shook her hand like he wasn’t beating it before he came over?*
“Uncensored”
“What the *bleep* was that”
2000 IQ
It’s funnier with the bleep
Amazing work
1:30
Haha. Well noticed.
That slippery, slapping noise when he's doin his thing is insane. LMAO
Ikr!!!! 👋👋👋
Hahahaha..... natural sounds
@@katrinab7657
Funny girl
It's like dice 🤣
i think behind the scenes he was shaking a tipex bottle :p
COACH BEARD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
“Why do kittens require milk”
“Nope not the same thing”
Best lines 🤣🤣🤣
Musta been REAL hard not to crack up when this was being filmed.
WHAAAT????!!!! LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣 I would've had a hernia trying to hold that laughter in
😂🤣😂. They probably did many “takes”. I’m sure they laughed a lot.
hard nut*
I'm not Itachi lol true
😭🤣😭🤣🤣
When he just broke out and did it the first time, I did NOT see that coming. I laughed and laughed so hard, I pulled a muscle in my back ! LoL
unfortunately they did see him coming. Ba dumm tss. Ugh I hate myself
Same I couldn’t breathe the first time and those fucking moans like he was in pain and that sound effect of him jerking off lmao
Interesting, cause it looks like he *pulled* a "muscle" in his front.
Let me know if it is still a problem. I have a special massage for that.
Detective pulled his muscle too....
I can't stop watching this, and everytime makes laugh more, Jordan is insane!
"some call it a blessing, it's more like curse." - is that what it feels like?🤣🤣🤣
"Some call it a blessing... it's more like a curse"
"Is that what it feels like??"
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! *X,D*
I could see why
yes, we watched the video aswell
These nuts feel like a curse on your chin
Thats a quote from a show called Monk
I can’t believe no one noticed the last joke: “No hard feelings”.
*#lolz*
Maruf Miah Pretty sure the way it sounds when he did it, must’ve been soft.
Insubordinate and churlish
@@MaviNK brilliant!
AY AYRON
@@alxcross1850 thanks "Balakky"
I’d watch every episode of this was an entire show 😂🤣
Are you joking or do you really not know that there’s whole episodes?
@@sarcasticallyrearrangedI think they mean the premise of this sketch stretched into a series
These are some genius comedians love it
That actress is SO good! I almost forgot it was a comedy skit watching her being so serious and well committed to her role 😂
She's the actress from Criminal Minds!
@@NatBug4039 I've never watched Criminal Minds :(
@@beccalima4686 Well, now you have a reason, but other people are going to look at you funny when you laugh hard when she says those same straight lines in a very serious scene.
@@beccalima4686 oh she’s great! I bet they had her guest star on purpose to kind of throw people off a bit. You should check criminal minds out, it can get very gritty at times but it’s a great show ☺️
@@sammiepittman3130 Paget Brewster also has a lot of experience in comedy. She's ridiculously versatile.
"some call it a gift some call it a curse"
"Is that what it feels like"
I lost it
Today's episode of Golden Kamuy season 4......I have no words 😳
I knew I wasnt tripping
@@DmacGamingTVjack the ripper vs rip the jacker
@@RRSilverBullet😂😂😂
I like how he made direct eye contact with the murderer when he came
"Eyes are the windows of the soul"
"He wanted to cross the threshold the way they had on their wedding day."
"YoU DiRtY dOg"
😭
What does that mean?😂
@@rumpwrangler1102 it meant they try new position or new way to experience what you're thinking about what they are doing
😭😭😭
@@gohminglong8716 No, it doesn't. The threshold is the entrance into their home.
Little does he know he's doing him a huge favor when they first meet by not shaking his hand ✋
EDIT: Most likes I ever had for anything. Much obliged people.
Exactly
😂😂😂
Damn u right
y l he shook the lady’s hand tho😂
These nuts did huge favor on your chin.
I've always thought Peele's delivery of "Detective Sally Ferguson" is among the greatest deliveries in all of cinematic history.
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the murderer is Coach Beard?
i thought i was the only one that noticed 😂😂
No, no your not the only one
Uh huh... Uh huh....
Yep, that’s the guy who gave us “Get Out” and “US”
Well this is pretty horrifying
*sold
@Black people get special privileges. lol 😂 you’re so pressed you sound envious of his work, jealousy much. Loose that thing Bro/Sis
@Black people get special privileges. yeah tell her
@Black people get special privileges. Jesus
The masturbation sounds got me dead 💀
Seck Fofana IKR!!! I bout fuckin choked to death laughing!
Did anyone else think the music at 3:26 were those sounds too
Seck Fofana sounds like u huh bby
not gonna thumb up cos 666 likes
l'hommeauxrats uhhhmm ok😭😭😭
My stomach was so cramped up when I saw this still gets me till this day😂😂😂
That is the plot of "Hannibal" with extra steps
Samwell: "Um, why do your revelations require masturbation??"
Vaughan: "Why do kittens require milk?"
LMFAO
Ross Nicolas Best part lol
Nope. Not the same thing.
I'm pretty sure the kittens require milk response was a euphemism.
No no no, LMFAO was a different sketch
Ross Nicolas I don't understand this kitten joke
"why do your revelations require masturbation"
"why do kittens require milk"
DED
rico wijaya "Nope... not the same thing!" 😆😂
rico wijaya imagine if he had said "why do pussy requires milk?" Instead
That would've been a noice pun
All cats are actually lactose intolerant
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dylan Schlechta Not all milk has lactose...May be the case for cat's milk.. Dammit. Now I have a random urge to look it up and find out. Such a random thing to know... if cat's milk has lactose or not. LOL
"Why do kittens require milk' gets me everytime 🤣🤣
the police sirens at the end was a nice touch
This is Hannibal,criminal minds, and law and order SVU. All in 1
Mentalist too.
Underrated 😂
requix lmao how is it Hannibal ?
@@Christina_xoxo in hannibal,will does this thing where everyone leaves him alone and he "puts himself into the perpetrators mind" just like Chuck von is doing here
requix aaah I see
“AND WTF WAS THAT?” 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Lol they are soo goood 😻
SniperLyfe Parry u funny😅
SniperLyfe Parry Watch Hannibal (TV Series), at least the first 10 minutes of the 1st episode...
It's amazing that the got Emily Prentiss herself to get in on this.
1:54 i love this sound effect
does anyone know the name of that sound?
The sound he makes though… I can't stop laughing 😆
Mannnnnnn..... the slapping noises and his voice! Bruh... I was done! Probably the funniest skit or near the top that I have watched.
😘😂😘😂. That’s what gets me too.
Hahaha!!! The sounds got me good!! Laughed the hell out!!
Lmfao no kidding
For real hahahahaha can you imagine if he was having sex with a girl and hes making those noises omg they would dry up just laugh him out the room lol
"Some call it a blessing, it's more like a curse"
"Is that what it feels like"
😂😂😂😂
OH WOW YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THAT!! HILARIOUS DUDE GO BE A STAND UP COMEDIAN!!
@@Erin78456 he put quotation marks for a reason dude
@@purifiedwater4217 By your logic there is nothing wrong with Biden stealing famous speeches right?
@@Erin78456 wow what a dumbf*ck
This guy has a very *handy* skill.
Golden Kamuy 4th Season Episode 12
"We've got Captain Pud-puller flingin' his fluids all over the crime scene." Hahahahaha!
"[Insert a random quote from the video]" Hahahahaha!
@@matthewmondilla6752 They're not random quotes edgy Mcedgelord. They're quotes people find particularly hilarious. So relaaaaax
@@matthewmondilla6752 chill dude
@@el34glo59 exactly
I was reading the comment and thst scene came exact timing
The skit is from Hannibal,a psychologist who empathizes with victims and is able to vividly describe crime scenes by just being present
Will Graham ♥️
The "it's a blessing and a curse" line was also a reference to Monk. XD He was also a detective that cops had to put up with his quirks at crime scenes.
Yeah sure
i thought of Manhunter 1986.
@@mohantharani1471yeah they're kinda the same story
When the comment section is just as funny as the skit 😂😂🙌🏾,..this is why i love UA-cam
"why do kittens require milk" - fair comparison
3:00 *WE GOT CAPTAIN PUDPULLER FLINGING HIS FLUIDS ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*X,D*
Flute
These guys have to be nuts to even think of this stuff.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣💀
"Why does your revelations require masturbation"
"Why do kittens require milk"
LMFAO!!!!
"Nope not the same thing" lol
Guys, there's an animated parody of this in golden Kamuy
- "Some call it a blessing... it's more like a curse"
- "Is that what it feels like??"
- ( Sniffling ) 3 some...
I lost it 😂
3 nuts in 3 minutes. *impressive.*
Didn’t look like he finished the last one
“No hard feeling.” LOL!
Usami 😂
3 years and I'm still crying laughing when I watch this :D
Four now, my friend
5 now, friends 😅
Five years😂crying
Fastest hand in the west
Atharva Saxena
This deserves more likes😄
West of the Mississippi
😂😂😂😂😂
-Dr. King Schultz
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln South, it was The Fastest Gun In The South.
"No *HARD* feelings..." 😂
Some call it a blessing, it’s more like a curse.
Is that what it feels like !?
This part always had me rofl. 😂😂
How dare he question the legendary Emily prentiss
AlwaysBroke yes, another scholar I see
AlwaysBroke who?
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420 *gasps in Asian*
Go watch criminal minds right now. All the seasons are in Netflix you will not be disappointed.
AlwaysBroke aight epic
@@alwaysbroke188 *gasps in Asian* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*NOOICE*
Noicee
Noice!!
You're all idiots. It's spelled NOYCE
WTF WAS THAT?!!! XD XD XD XD!!! That's what I said too!!! Reminded me of the Mattress Shopping skit ua-cam.com/video/Nl_eJ-zdLrA/v-deo.html
crispy socks?
When Beard told Nate he got into prison…this is exactly what he was talking about.
Ted Lasso and Key and Peele are in the same universe! Canon confirmed!!!
Coach beard running away🤣
"flingin' his fluids around the crime scene"
This makes more sense if you have seen Hannibal.
umbraemilitos i miss that show although the 3rd season went off the rails with the artistic stuff
This was halarious regardless
umbraemilitos Are you a Fannibal?
umbraemilitos actually... it would be "The Red Dragon".
rubberbandman3rd i thought the same too! That's when i stopped watching it... it was just too confusing..they should have kept it simple
"no hard feelings?" He was hard 😭😭😭
Never gets old. Having the lead detective be a woman and play it with a straight face is pure genius!
The real ability he has is his recovery time
He put 10 points in constitution.
@@sketchydude8431 niiice *high five*
That's a superpower
"why do your revelations require masturbation"
why do kittens need milk?
David Beppler no, not the same thing
Repsfurdayz let's get em!!!
how did you...
key and peele can play any character like a pro and their skincolour enables so many looks haha. this hair is so funny for this character
I bet officer Matthew Dominguez from the San Jose Cal PD brought you here...
"No hard feelings"
But he had a “hard” feeling
He had 3 hard feelings before asking that..
Holy shit it's Emily Prentiss from criminal minds! Lol that's amazing how did she maintain a straight face? Lmao
@Tristin Thompson: Paget Brewster actually did comedy before Criminal Minds.
hawkeye5955 that's fucking awesome I'm gonna have to watch some of that
She was in a few episodes of Friends back in the late 90's so things like that helps I'm sure.
Yes that is awesome never knew she was in one of these skits
You know this thing called editing? We all had our blooper moments!
i'l just leave this here. Golden Kamuy S4E12
Points for accuracy. Each jack lasted longer and drained more energy than the last.
I would pay all of my money for a whole season of this
I know this guys are an awsome actors
Yes🤩