I Crafted A Godly Pickaxe That Mines The Earth in .02 Seconds

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2022
  • This pickaxe is way too powerful, it destroys everything I touch.
    To be fair it's exactly what I want in any tool: Absolutely incredible for mining mountains, but so are grenades.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Hydroneer - store.steampowered.com/app/11...
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    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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  • @richardharkey8061
    @richardharkey8061 Рік тому +329

    Accidentally "Scrooge McDucked myself" is my new favorite way of saying I'm drowning in my success

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 Рік тому +2

      Alt: HELP my pc is dying its working too good and its killing me hullllp

    • @UtsuIsUtsu
      @UtsuIsUtsu Рік тому +5

      "It's not the color it's the size" 💀

  • @coleslaw9061
    @coleslaw9061 Рік тому +1027

    I love that every time he claims he hasn't seen an onyx, there is one like 3 inches from his cursor

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Рік тому +27

      Wait really? Dang I had a tough time seeing any too. I'll never be a miner :(

    • @Cheese19474
      @Cheese19474 Рік тому +58

      To be honest I am not surprised because 3 inches is a lot

    • @MirsadC98
      @MirsadC98 Рік тому +31

      @@Cheese19474 its more than a lot its huge

    • @skad00sh49
      @skad00sh49 Рік тому +18

      @@MirsadC98 too much even

    • @dextrex9726
      @dextrex9726 Рік тому +5

      @@MirsadC98 I agree

  • @nekryone4366
    @nekryone4366 Рік тому +744

    It's almost like the Devs expected him to want to destroy the game so to save him some time they made one that demolishes the entire plot

    • @miciagaming7323
      @miciagaming7323 Рік тому +43

      this wasnt made by the devs its a fan made mod lol

    • @Karatemaster-fq5pi
      @Karatemaster-fq5pi Рік тому +6

      This a mod ya doink

    • @Superplayer88
      @Superplayer88 Рік тому +1

      Ye 😂

    • @elievans3837
      @elievans3837 Рік тому +2

      @@miciagaming7323 I had to check the comments to make sure it was a mod lol.

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir Рік тому +4

      I mean, in a game like this (mods or not), having the ability to clear out a patch of land seems very useful to make room for big contraptions.

  • @ezekielmcdaniel9657
    @ezekielmcdaniel9657 Рік тому +567

    This man Is terrifying in his dedication to the games.

    • @that1cat999
      @that1cat999 Рік тому +51

      You ain’t seen letsgameitout yet

    • @gametcg
      @gametcg Рік тому +3

      your not wrong

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Рік тому +2

      @@that1cat999 I remember the domino masterpiece in the cooking sim

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG Рік тому +13

      Let's game it out spends literally days just for one achievement that will be seen only once and e erases his save files sometimes but yes he's pretty good.
      Don't hate on this this isn't a hate comment

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason Рік тому +1

      @@that1cat999 dammit I was gonna say that

  • @veltongrath3429
    @veltongrath3429 Рік тому +424

    I wanna see how fast DF and Josh from Let’s Game It Out can destroy a game together

    • @kiwigaming09
      @kiwigaming09 Рік тому +31

      Oh the *CHAOS*

    • @andrewsurowiec80
      @andrewsurowiec80 Рік тому +54

      Toss in Gray still plays and the game is dead in 2 minutes

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG Рік тому +37

      @@andrewsurowiec80 nah nah nah...
      They'll do it in a matter of seconds

    • @andrewsurowiec80
      @andrewsurowiec80 Рік тому +13

      @@IAMDOGGGGG shiiiiiiiiiiit you right

    • @Travar1410
      @Travar1410 Рік тому +14

      Faster? Nah. More chaotic? Absolutely

  • @clash-on3209
    @clash-on3209 Рік тому +67

    DF: “Don’t worry, things are going to escalate.”
    Me: “Yeah, I’m not worried.”

  • @rialler904
    @rialler904 Рік тому +97

    Just wanted to thank you for your content =) since my mom passed i've been in a terrible spot and seeing you play with your funny comments always make me feel a bit better

    • @IAMDOGGGGG
      @IAMDOGGGGG Рік тому +9

      I hope your day gets better fren.

    • @strawb6481
      @strawb6481 Рік тому +4

      My condolences

    • @DEXTEROO250
      @DEXTEROO250 Рік тому +5

      I'm so sorry to hear that but it gets better trust me so have a great day my friend

    • @zman91510
      @zman91510 Рік тому

      Try let's game it out hes like this guy but more mentally insane

    • @rialler904
      @rialler904 Рік тому +3

      @@DEXTEROO250 thank you all it means a lot to me, every day is a struggle and every night i make myself proud, small steps yk, im here another day, it hurts like hell but i won't give up

  • @maxo6167
    @maxo6167 Рік тому +42

    its always great to be scrolling through youtube and then realize that dangerously funny has posted again, keep it up i love your videos!

  • @OffshoreITguy
    @OffshoreITguy Рік тому +1393

    Scrap Mechanic looks a lot different from what I remember, thanks UA-cam.

  • @KitoBallard
    @KitoBallard Рік тому +16

    "I've accidentally 'Scrooge McDuck'd' myself" is prob the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @heylicool3833
    @heylicool3833 Рік тому +60

    Gotta love the fact how the most powerful pickaxe looks like it's made from wood.

    • @arcticrust44
      @arcticrust44 Рік тому +3

      It looks like a rusty piece of.... well you get the idea XD

    • @SystemNumba1
      @SystemNumba1 Рік тому +2

      @@arcticrust44 the sh word

    • @heylicool3833
      @heylicool3833 Рік тому +3

      Indeed it does it does also look like a rusty piece of sh.

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 Рік тому

      Like the holy grail in Indiana Jones

  • @lukejohnson9720
    @lukejohnson9720 Рік тому +5

    "Please stop you're scaring me"
    Game, probably: oh ho ho how the turntables

  • @nathanc6443
    @nathanc6443 Рік тому +26

    4:10 you need to press the lever just that and you can use it with any type of gems uncut cut and even compressed

  • @CityPlannerPlaysChair
    @CityPlannerPlaysChair Рік тому +15

    Woot. More Hydroneer! You just need logic magnets now.

  • @Expertato555
    @Expertato555 Рік тому +1

    8:20 Dangerously Funny out of context
    “but it’s definitely not the color that matters, it’s the size.”

    • @Expertato555
      @Expertato555 Рік тому

      14:24 “It’s so nice and circular!”

  • @darkovikaplayssimgames
    @darkovikaplayssimgames Рік тому +5

    DF: Math is hard sometimes
    Me, simultaneously realizing I've been miscounting my crochet project while watching this: I agree

  • @miloanderson4007
    @miloanderson4007 Рік тому +16

    Love th content and it brightens my day. Keep it up!

  • @PuppetToucher
    @PuppetToucher Рік тому +4

    And here I thought you'd be ears deep in Slime Rancher 2 right about now.

  • @xBananowyJEx
    @xBananowyJEx Рік тому +16

    Filling the plot with resources was much better than the usual mountain of gold

    • @asktoseducemiss434
      @asktoseducemiss434 Рік тому

      4:10 you need to press the lever just that and you can use it with any type of gems uncut cut and even compressed

  • @Mrseeee
    @Mrseeee Рік тому +1

    Josh from Let's Game It Out: LOOK HOW HE MIMIC A FRACTION OF MY POWER!

  • @zanderjuico1104
    @zanderjuico1104 Рік тому +18

    My man didnt even swing his pickaxe thats how strong that pickaxe is

  • @rafaelutzul4790
    @rafaelutzul4790 Рік тому +6

    "air is free" this is gonna age like milk

  • @ExoBuilding
    @ExoBuilding Рік тому +3

    "I consider that pretty successfully filling in my hole"
    - DF

  • @_Thunk
    @_Thunk Рік тому +9

    Yes! More Hydroneer! My favorite!

  • @dannyl434
    @dannyl434 Рік тому +14

    We need a universal determination in games for strength of gems because I’m really annoyed with the discordance of gem tools, check terraria gems for my preferred list of notable gemstones but I still require a real life applicable scale of use.

  • @DominusInferno
    @DominusInferno Рік тому +5

    Hey df. Want to say thank you for making me smile for so long. Been her sins Stardew valley.

  • @stupidperson7516
    @stupidperson7516 Рік тому +2

    "It's not the color that matters, it's the size." - DF September 22, 2022

  • @foxtrap8977
    @foxtrap8977 Рік тому +2

    OMG I MISSED THIS SERIES WHEN YOU TRIED TO MAKE THE GAME BREAK OMG I MISS THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cruelhi1769
    @cruelhi1769 Рік тому +6

    Love you’re vids just keep posting it gives me something to watch

  • @destroyerlog3261
    @destroyerlog3261 Рік тому +1084

    i swear once this man gets his hands on a fps, we're all dead. Edit: calm down it’s called a joke

    • @phantom9315
      @phantom9315 Рік тому +21

      On jah

    • @Ozionian
      @Ozionian Рік тому +28

      no tf we aren't.
      he more often than not cheats, and is generally exclusively playing the easiest available games.

    • @walterwhite224
      @walterwhite224 Рік тому +127

      The minute this man gets a 3090 he’s gonna cause a supernova when it finally breaks

    • @isaagamerplays
      @isaagamerplays Рік тому +21

      Or a tps. Either one.

    • @hawkthegamer8372
      @hawkthegamer8372 Рік тому +104

      @@Ozionian bro stop being so rude

  • @Baer1990
    @Baer1990 Рік тому +1

    3:30
    good advise: once you got 1 item in the crucible you can magnet everything in it and it will only smelt what is already in it

  • @dotdyboii5023
    @dotdyboii5023 11 місяців тому +2

    I feel like you and Lets Game It Out should do a collaboration, i wanna see what you 2 can do lmao

  • @DiamondChampionGaming
    @DiamondChampionGaming Рік тому +29

    You know it's past your bedtime when DF uploads a video.
    *RICK ROLL INTENSIFIES*

  • @dloga5384
    @dloga5384 Рік тому +8

    “It’s not the color that matters it’s the size”-dangerouslyfunny 8:20

  • @Exylqrobloxwww
    @Exylqrobloxwww 11 місяців тому +2

    6:55 that transition was smooth af

  • @gbreezey3412
    @gbreezey3412 Рік тому

    I just found this channel but this guy has to be one of the funnies yotubers i've come across with the most chill and laid back voice.

  • @oktadyka2463
    @oktadyka2463 Рік тому +3

    8:20
    The color is definitely less exiting than the other one, but it's not the color that master it's the size
    Me:hear me out, size doesn't matter

  • @macamate5570
    @macamate5570 Рік тому +5

    first video i have seen of you and this game looks very fun, i enjoyed it 😄

  • @raethanbloxfruits9968
    @raethanbloxfruits9968 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for making this video it rlly helped me fall asleep bc it's so relaxing to hear you speak

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 Рік тому +1

    A magnet on a stick is making DF happy. Intelligent people are easily amused.

  • @Arcanua
    @Arcanua Рік тому +6

    Now I wanna see DF use this god pickaxe but then use some drills to fill the hole said pickaxe leaves. xD Specifically one of the BIG ones though.

  • @seriatekata2375
    @seriatekata2375 Рік тому +6

    Imagine making those pickaxes in normal survival
    (Without the god drill)

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 Рік тому

      I wanna see him do it. On streammmm

  • @tokabe3826
    @tokabe3826 Рік тому +1

    "please stop, you're scaring me". Made me laugh so hard

  • @g0r3y63
    @g0r3y63 Рік тому +2

    "I'm just having fun filling holes" -DF 2022

  • @camocraft4172
    @camocraft4172 Рік тому +3

    Im here to settle in my opinion the biggest DF debate: Who is the better editor, Scarecrow or N8

  • @helix-21gaming27
    @helix-21gaming27 Рік тому +4

    Love your videos keep it up 👍

  • @CricketChris513
    @CricketChris513 Рік тому +1

    11:43 Best out of context moment ever.

  • @Krim04
    @Krim04 Рік тому +1

    No nuke set off in that final pile of material? Almost a perfect video, give it a solid five out of seven.

  • @nathanfalcone4859
    @nathanfalcone4859 Рік тому +3

    Good job on these videos please make more

  • @stevefrench4296
    @stevefrench4296 Рік тому +3

    I got an Idea about the magic wand and the treasure chests. Imagine the largest bit filled with treasure chests

  • @slipperysnakelaw
    @slipperysnakelaw Рік тому +1

    they should put a small placard next to the waffles saying "not pancakes!"
    lol

  • @UncertainLoyalty
    @UncertainLoyalty Рік тому +1

    10:01 onyx spotted sir!
    pretty much immediately too

  • @yeetgod1302
    @yeetgod1302 Рік тому +6

    I have already watched this video 69 times and it's beautiful every time

  • @KiemPlant
    @KiemPlant Рік тому +3

    I don't think it actually destroyed the artifacts. It might be that they simply just spawn in after x amount of digging to ensure people will eventually find them. You only had to dig 1 time to clear a whole quarry.

  • @brbdogking7643
    @brbdogking7643 Рік тому +1

    9:55 “Not a single piece of Onyx” *Stares directly at two pieces.*

  • @user-lc7qd5bi2e
    @user-lc7qd5bi2e Рік тому +2

    I’m a simple man. I see a 3d game and DF and I press like. Bonus points for being first person.

  • @Hyenadont
    @Hyenadont Рік тому +3

    how much work would it be for you make an ingot with the density of a black hole?

  • @o-wyxnzz
    @o-wyxnzz Рік тому +3

    Please for the love of god play Slime Ranchers 2. I got to play it today on my Xbox and it was amazing but I swear you’d make the game look so much more fun.

  • @SugarRushWeen
    @SugarRushWeen Рік тому +1

    “Slowly but quickly”… Makes sense to me!😂

  • @spicymanx8167
    @spicymanx8167 3 місяці тому

    8:20
    DF: "It's not the color that matters, it's the size"
    Me: "Yeah... The size of the hole... That the pickaxe makes... Right...?"

  • @evilsmoo3358
    @evilsmoo3358 Рік тому +3

    I feel like the god drill isn't really meant to feed directly into a grinder. Maybe if you ground the dirt, or split it or something, and then pulled the output directly away from them instead of sideways? It's obviously meant to be funneled into cauldrons, but I suppose weighing super-heavy bars isn't good content...

  • @jonprudhomme6090
    @jonprudhomme6090 Рік тому +3

    Keep up the good work

  • @RyanCoomer
    @RyanCoomer Рік тому +1

    at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffyy

  • @gamer-jp9pr
    @gamer-jp9pr Рік тому +1

    Game creator: this game is unbreakable
    Dangerously funny:breaks game in 0 seconds. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Keegerwocky
    @Keegerwocky Рік тому +3

    If you figure out a way to make a logic magnet activate on a pulse with a timer, you could use that to automatically unjam a God Harvester.

  • @IceBoltGamingIBG
    @IceBoltGamingIBG Рік тому +3

    Hey DF, Slime Rancher 2 just released! It would be awesome if you played it.

  • @ArthurONGG
    @ArthurONGG Рік тому +2

    When he posts it makes my day

  • @Gray__.
    @Gray__. Рік тому +2

    DF: "Its not the color, its the size that matters."

  • @break_semicolon
    @break_semicolon Рік тому +3

    i wonder what the dirt thinks when it suddenly vaporizes

  • @peacefulsoysouce2869
    @peacefulsoysouce2869 Рік тому +6

    someone need to mod a magnet that only attracts specific ore for this exact purpose

  • @akira6457
    @akira6457 Рік тому +1

    "its not the color that matters,its the size"
    "I scrooge mcduck myself"
    -DF

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Рік тому +2

    Hi DF. I decided to start over in Neon Abyss to find new ways to become overpowered. There is no such thing as overpowered in Neon Abyss.

  • @Idkbutcodiscool
    @Idkbutcodiscool Рік тому +7

    Can we appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos ❤️

  • @that1cat999
    @that1cat999 Рік тому +3

    He knows about Hades! Indoctrinate him to the nerd cult!!

    • @ochyt328
      @ochyt328 Рік тому +1

      Good luck he might break your cult metaphorically and physically

  • @izabelakownacki8078
    @izabelakownacki8078 Рік тому +2

    You're really giving off "younger Let's Game It Out" vibes.

  • @justatable5079
    @justatable5079 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact, DangerouslyFunny Is just LetsGameItOut But Less chaotic, and sane.

  • @zyroxpubg3618
    @zyroxpubg3618 Рік тому +45

    One best thing about dude is that whenever he achieves something, he never give credit to himself. He always respect us, the audience the most and his team too. He is always polite in every of video. We congratulate ourselves for this achievement. More to come and everything comes. We always with you rtzg

  • @spoofmotionstudios
    @spoofmotionstudios Рік тому +3

    You should colab with let’s game it out

  • @silvermagpie1071
    @silvermagpie1071 Рік тому +1

    I haven't played this game so I might be wrong, but one way to make less jamups might be to take the dirt from one god drill and split it among several of the grinder things?

  • @haydengilmore6530
    @haydengilmore6530 Рік тому +3

    first

  • @YoSmoked
    @YoSmoked Рік тому +4

    Whoever’s reading this, I pray that whatever your going through gets better and whatever your struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine 💖

  • @ethangordon3669
    @ethangordon3669 Рік тому +2

    the day DF gets a better pc is the day we all explode

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 Рік тому

    @0:56: Tim Horton's: Get this man his coffee....and some Timbits. He's extremely busy.

  • @MunkeeMedia
    @MunkeeMedia Рік тому +2

    "It's not the color that matters.. It's the SIZE!" - DF defeating racism one statement at a time.

  • @vegxee9463
    @vegxee9463 Рік тому +1

    man you should really collab with josh from lets game it out, you're both hilarious and i cant imagine the both of together

  • @DarkSalamander0
    @DarkSalamander0 Рік тому +1

    Im pretty sure you can hold middle mouse button to make the object mobe to where you are looking, so that you dont have to do that weird little tilt drop when dropping an item somewhere

  • @reoreo3_gaming406
    @reoreo3_gaming406 Рік тому +1

    I always get happy when i see this guy on my youtube and i will always watch him

  • @codename_popcorn9943
    @codename_popcorn9943 Рік тому +2

    man, it's been so long since I have seen this game. I remember last I saw of it, blue ingots were still new.

  • @uuuu89869
    @uuuu89869 Рік тому +2

    I always wonder how he has a peaceful and nice voice but a dangerous gameplay

  • @randomguyontheinternet416
    @randomguyontheinternet416 Рік тому +1

    'still haven't seen one' staring directly at Onix 10:05

  • @ThatOneNiceGuy9001
    @ThatOneNiceGuy9001 Рік тому

    17:00 this is the same as buying lucky charms and taking out all the marshmallows, emptying the rest into the trash then putting the marshmallows back into the box

  • @katiekotek744
    @katiekotek744 Рік тому +1

    Legendary pickaxe? Sounds fun!

  • @skiiirt5476
    @skiiirt5476 Рік тому +2

    I just realized this video was made 8 minutes ago.. Thats craaaazy

  • @AjSunset5401
    @AjSunset5401 Рік тому +1

    We need a let's game it out collab

  • @wishper05madel51
    @wishper05madel51 Рік тому +2

    8:23 "It's not the color that matters,It's the size"

  • @LadyHyena
    @LadyHyena Рік тому +1

    Does anybody else want DF's save files so they can clean up?

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +1

    Remember, this is Minecraft’s upcoming mod

  • @EchoLostAvakin
    @EchoLostAvakin Рік тому

    Bro, this thumbnail is golden! Literally didn't have time to, but had to click it. Good job my man

  • @westernwiggins6716
    @westernwiggins6716 Рік тому +2

    Your doing a amazing job keep up the good work

  • @TheEtwas
    @TheEtwas Рік тому

    The waffles was put ther by the dev while the streamer Giantwaffle was searching for eastereggs and mined at the new mining spot.