worker: “Welcome to McGalactus, what would you like to order?” gray: “hello, i’d like two space-teriyakis, one double mcearth with a side of voidfries.” worker: “And your drink?” gray: *”the blood of the many people i have killed.”* worker: “That’ll be 13.57$.”
''I heard this restuarant stole the farthest planet from the solar system , made it a drink and called it ''Neptune milkshake'' since other planet foods here are just rouge planets. Or clones of the earth'' ''Can i have that new drink , with some Earth fries please?'' ''H o w d o e s i t c o s t''
I have a feeling Gray is about to make many people very sad. Not sure why, you could call it a hunch, but something about deleting most of the world would surely cause a great deal of murder.
Gray's motto is "I'mma yeet life in every game I find, in the most hilarious fashions all while being psychotic." :P edit: 6:21 that laugh terrifies me.
Gray, just so you know an easter egg in this game is that you can set the missile number to 66, select the target option in the upper left, then by pressing both buttons at once you can pilot a spaceship and shoot lasers, just like the dragon.
1:19 it's funny until you research if my little ponies could shoot beams and the answer is yes, then you realize that twilight sparkle can destroy earth
Okay, legit though, it would be absolutely brilliant to write a scifi novel where it's literally just people trying to survive in the post apocalyptic aftermath of Graystillplays... Like, that would be glorious
I love it how the darker you get the more I find myself enjoying it😆. You've inspired me to install and purchase games just to do my own torturing 😆. Keep up the content 👌🏾👍🏾
@@fainstare9 it isnt the real tommy, click his channel and click videos. He has none, and when you search up the original channel, theres no checkmark by it.
Gray: "I don't have insurance on this dragon..." I don't think it matters Gray, you already killed everybody so there isn't anyone to provide your insurance.
I love how one of Gray’s sayings is “Not Today Satan”, but in these games he literally plays as Satan
Not today God
God doing not-so-godly things*
aye
Days like these are gray's "imma show Satan how it's done" days. 🤣
In an alternate universe:
Not today Gray
“You can’t spell Yeet, without *WHYYYYYY*” -GrayStillPlays, 2021
More slices of American cheeses up my rectum dammit.
Graystillplays 2021
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Remember that kids
Y
@@thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 he wants you to roast with the hot weather
Flat Earth trolls: exist
Gray: "Be careful what you wish for..."
Dear god
e
Lmao underrated af
Ha
McDonald’s worker: What would you like today?
Gray: *do you sell planet fries?*
Gray: do you sell hot planet cores?
what would be better
do you sell planet fries?
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE yes
Here (• v •)/🍟
@@daisyjoy242 nice art
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It always makes me smile when Gray almost runs out of air describing the destruction thats happening.
The destruction is the best part
@@daisyjoy242 And deaths
2:10 oh look flat earthers finally have their burnt pizza bagel planet
"If I could drive a dragon, I would be happy."
Same, Gray. Same.
Adora wants to know your location
Same
Ummm... Yaaa... I agree with that 🐉💕
@@orans_ hol up
Just to clear it up, YIFF = BAD FURRY THING
But not all FURRY = BAD.
But seriously gross-
Game: we've added an invincibility shield to protect your worlds
Gray: *Makes sad sushi roll*
Then he made the Halo rings
then he also made a plus symbol
THEN HE MADE A SHOESTRING FRY
The he made a dart
Then he makes the sad piece of fried calamari that got left in the freezer
"Mom can we get Halo?"
"We have Halo at home."
*the Halo at home: **2:02*
Solar smash should start calling their updates updates that Gray would enjoy
@about you can you not please!?
Exactly
@Tom Simons ᨆ nobody cares about ur damn rickroll
@Tom Simons ᨆ YO ITS TOM!
@Tom Simons ᨆ YOOOOOO
"Torture takes time, okay..."
Gray isn't torturing people...he's "evenly cooking the french fry".
Hehe yeah
Yes
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The part at 9:20 had me in TEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣...DEADDDDD 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
worker: “Welcome to McGalactus, what would you like to order?”
gray: “hello, i’d like two space-teriyakis, one double mcearth with a side of voidfries.”
worker: “And your drink?”
gray: *”the blood of the many people i have killed.”*
worker: “That’ll be 13.57$.”
He'll get the planet fries elsewhere
I think the blood of all the people gray killed would cost a lot more
that'll be $6.66
You forgot one thing
Gray wants something called the souls of all those people for his appetizer
''I heard this restuarant stole the farthest planet from the solar system , made it a drink and called it ''Neptune milkshake'' since other planet foods here are just rouge planets. Or clones of the earth''
''Can i have that new drink , with some Earth fries please?''
''H o w d o e s i t c o s t''
I have a feeling Gray is about to make many people very sad. Not sure why, you could call it a hunch, but something about deleting most of the world would surely cause a great deal of murder.
You know they can evacuate fast enough
I mean… that’s just a guess, maybe humans want to be obliterated who knows
"Torture Takes Time"
@about you wat
@@dzman5354 I feel like hear that somewhere
Checkmate, round-earthers 😏
first fry-earth man B)
@pie crane i also like that
Ever heard hyperbola Earth-theory?
Idk
"I am dividing by 0 in this episode-"
You do that every day, gray.
Mr crabs: what are you
Gray:a hoomon planet,riding a dragon up and down into the planet eventualy crashing ito it
@Tom Simons ᨆ not clicking that link. I can already tell it's a Rick Roll.
Gray, killing all the humans and making the rest suffer: haha French fry
Also gray when he accidentally kills a space dragon: what have I done
I loved that space dragon.
@@GrayStillPlays your nickname is know king space dragon
Hey the man loves the dragon
why
because he wants to kill people with ut
6:22 gray doing dr.evils laugh while destroying the planet fits way too well with his personality that it’s scaring me
Gray just proved the Earth is neither round, nor flat. IT'S FRENCH FRY SHAPED, DAMMIT!!!!
The most delicious shape of Earth
Fool
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And to get the french fry residue from between your teeth, he also presents the toothpick shaped earth! He's a genius.
"I don't have insurance on this dragon"-Gray
11:40 I love when the music plays and Grey gets chaotic
“I basically have 1/4 of a sushi!”
Flat earthers: It’s flat earth…but also…not flat earth…
Checkmate everyone
Flat earthn't
"I dont have insurance on this dragon."
-GrayStillPlays 2021
11:50 made me thing of a donut tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grey: "I broke things in a way they weren't meant to be broken."
Me: "isn't that the purpose of this channel?"
Gray: "what is my purpose?"
Satan: "you break things"
Gray: "oh my god..."
Lol
So many bob
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4:41 french:ok merci pour la sponsorisation
8:10 The only time (i think) that gray cared for earth
15:09 no thats just Florida
-someone who doesn't live in Florida
I like to eat breakfast with gray's videos, so I'll watch it in the morning
"I don't have insurance on this dragon."
-Gray 2021
12:20
- Oh I'm more worried about the space octopus
- What space octopus?
15:25
- That one
Gray: " torture takes time"
Me: " how in the world could you know how long it takes to torture something?"
*Have you met Gray?*
@@satan3488 That seems like you met him Satan... a lot
@@Shadow_Fur Of course he has
@@nonexistent79 they say Satan is scared go to sleep because Gray is might be under his bed
have you _seen_ his videos before?
Gray's motto is "I'mma yeet life in every game I find, in the most hilarious fashions all while being psychotic." :P edit: 6:21 that laugh terrifies me.
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It's a spectacular evil laugh!
3:23 Rick Sanchez would like to know your location
A wise man once said: "Torture takes time"
-graystillplays
gray still plays:Torture is our friend
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Gray, just so you know an easter egg in this game is that you can set the missile number to 66, select the target option in the upper left, then by pressing both buttons at once you can pilot a spaceship and shoot lasers, just like the dragon.
Ty
Ok, that's just awesome. I gotta try this
@@officestapler hey can i use your staples? I need to staple a homophobe’s mouth shut
@@CosmicTherian no i ran out of staples
@@officestapler aw…
8:39 when it is a monday
The stunned silence after he crashed the dragon into the pickle slice is the longest stretch of silence he's _ever_ had in a video.
3:15
How To Train Your Dragon
Blast*
11:54 he made the halo from halo💀💀💀
Gray makes earth into a coaster. Now he just needs an enormous bottle of Natty light to put on it. Maybe with the next update, Solar Smash?
3:27 "Dragons like pickles, just like everybody else"
Gray, Gray I don't like pickles.
1:19 it's funny until you research if my little ponies could shoot beams and the answer is yes, then you realize that twilight sparkle can destroy earth
Okay, legit though, it would be absolutely brilliant to write a scifi novel where it's literally just people trying to survive in the post apocalyptic aftermath of Graystillplays... Like, that would be glorious
UPGRADE REGINALD IN MINECRAFT!!
GIVE HIM THE MOST ZEROS OUT OF EVERYTHING YET!!
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@@janenkirote7071 THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS *cocks gun*
it would be funny if people finally escaped from the french fry earth and then looked at it and were like "THERE WAS ANOTHER SIDE?"
yea it would, but we want A SMALLER FRENCH FRY
Satan definitely knows who to call when he retires after seeing this
@Tom Simons ᨆ honestly the first time I've been Rick rolled
@@razorblade2784 he is not actually tommy it’s just a bot
@@razorblade2784 thats not tommy... click the channel and click videos... he has none.
@@Cosmiccosmos1112 you're right I didn't check thoroughly enough
@@truelucario8807 you can tell from the arrow.
Imagine being an astronaut watching this all go down
Well, the collateral damage of what he does will get to you pretty quick.
He'd probably kill you by accident.
10:15 we have flat earth, French fry earth, and now pickle chip earth
Solar smash is gray’s happy place.
Nobody:
My last brain cell:so today we’re destroying ourselves
"When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty" 11:24
I love it how the darker you get the more I find myself enjoying it😆. You've inspired me to install and purchase games just to do my own torturing 😆. Keep up the content 👌🏾👍🏾
You good?
@@BuhBaBiBeBo in all contexts, no 😆
But who's perfect
@@wunjarlawilliams3606joe mama is perfect😳
@@jaydendougher6197 you bet your sweet arse
Grey says “torture takes time” thank you for the advice 6:28
Finally, a toothpick for Galactus 14:40
you know its gonna be a good video when within the first 5 seconds gray destroys florida
I speak a lot but jeez @about you shut up
@@Wosp-the-diver do u think ill get in trouble for insulting god?
@@kingshiira660 yes
@@angrycrusader1147 hm
@@kingshiira660 why would you insult cheese?
Bruh when this update gets released for the public it’s gonna be sick
Ya
Yes
Ohhh! So that's why I don't have the update yet! I've been wondering that for awhile now! Thanks for telling me!
@Tom Simons ᨆ bot
@about you bot
Gray: I don't have insurance for this dragon KILLED ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gray... Have you ever thought of being a game stress tester? You're literally the epitome for what a game tester should be.
0:01
When the Covenant get fed up with Chief's tomfuckery
"jschlatt's laugh is the most maniacal and scary"
Graystillplays: 6:22
3:07 :
8/2/2021, Florida Man Rams Intergalactic Dragon Into Flat Earth
2:46 now those are words I haven’t heard of in a long time
11:30 he got one little taste of S M O O T H, then disaster struck
The yellow laser is when Dr Eggman comes to make an announcement.
5:43 "everythings fine". Ignore the fact he destroyed most of the earth.
3:47 "OUCH" sounded like nikocado avacado 💀
"Flat Earth got NOTHING on this"
-GrayStillPlays, the person who made Earth exploding look like a day in the park.
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Hell yeah "DRAGONS LIKE PICKLES"
That devil laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it’s a good day when grey uploads
omg i’m a fan of you
@Tom Simons ᨆ you got me
@@fainstare9 it isnt the real tommy, click his channel and click videos. He has none, and when you search up the original channel, theres no checkmark by it.
2:36 it kinda looks like a nuclear bomb… how fitting!
Little boy?
@@Sodoriash Mark I gun-type fission device.
Grey: "that makes it smooth wwww." starts freezing everything he can 😂😂 that just made my day thanks grey your the best floridian out there
When he called it a “pickle slice” I almost fell off my bed 😭
3:47 was sponsored by peta
3:05 😂😂😂
Gray: "I don't have insurance on this dragon..."
I don't think it matters Gray, you already killed everybody so there isn't anyone to provide your insurance.
Satan Because god turns a blind eye to what grey does 🤣
Mashed potatoes
Earth: Ah, I'm die, thank you forever.
“1 millimeter Earth” 🤣🤣🤣
🤬
Your videos helped me through more rough life patches than I could count. Love you man! Keep it up!
WOW ❤️🔥
are you exist
I like cheese
Attention beggar
yes
PIZZA!!!!!???? I LITTARLY just had pizza delivered to my desk ;) (3 slices) 11:28
Gray: I'm making Xena's Chackram out the Earth
Xena: So that's how it was made.
"Torture takes time."
Accurate, considering we have to go through at least 12 years of school 🤔
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It'll be fun the parents said
@@janenkirote7071 Stfu spam bot
@@janettabuchivatsi1864 Stfu spam bot
It looks like a pickle😂 10:29
It looks like a sword or light saver 13:12
Evolve Reginald so he could destroy everything in a 128 block radius 4 chunks
Bad human, Simmons is.
"I just want to turn this planet in to what's is effectively a french frie" mom walks in the room, "wtf"
1:42 you just made every flat earther smile
Gotta love how every update to this game is basically based on what grey tries to do in each of his videos, he can now make a perfect flat earth
"Torture takes time ok?"
Gray would know, having done it a THOUSAND times before.
I didn't know that's what the grid was for thank you, I've actually had this game for a year 1 know and I'm very impressed with the new updates
grey has effectively shown us how the forerunners made the halo rings, bravo.
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Gray: So how many people have you killed in game
Person: yes
Gray: your hired
*Grays Death Row*
1:24 *Flat Earther Lore*
I've been dubbed to gray since like 200k subs.... And it always amazes me how incredible he is at making anything entertaining
Gray: "Oh I've broke things in ways they weren't supposed to be broken!" lol
“OH CRAP I ALMOST SHOT IT BY ACCIDENT! LET ME TURN THAT OFF!”😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
today Gray invents new zeroes to divide by
Alternative title: Gray learns how french fries are made
That ladies and gentlemen, is what she said 0:28