I Mined This Massive Mountain Of Gold To Find This Extremely Rare Gem

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  • Опубліковано 5 лис 2021
  • I knew there was an extremely rare gem to find and I wasn't gonna stop until I did. I set up an entirely new operation that runs faster and smoother than any before and kept grinding away until the new Onyx showed up. From there I decided to see what I could make with this valuable gem.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: store.steampowered.com/app/11...
    Music: (Vexento) / @vexento
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  • @codylindeman9783
    @codylindeman9783 2 роки тому +1911

    DFs obsession with giant piles of gold is why I think he hasn’t done a face reveal. He doesn’t want any of us nerds to find out he’s a dragon.

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 роки тому +20

      Dnd reference much

    • @agentstamp4045
      @agentstamp4045 2 роки тому +125

      @@void_eater No dragons just have a habit for gold.

    • @pyritepanx
      @pyritepanx 2 роки тому +46

      He doesn’t want to be slain lol

    • @sina2a399
      @sina2a399 2 роки тому +52

      I like it how he doesn’t scream or get frustrated when somthing goes wrong and he talks calmly

    • @AltF-io3dy
      @AltF-io3dy 2 роки тому +42

      Agreed he is definitely a dragon that’s also why he likes killing things

  • @alexschmoker
    @alexschmoker 2 роки тому +1277

    Drink a shot every time DF talks about not seeing onyx gems while looking directly at an onyx gem

    • @GelberDracheLP
      @GelberDracheLP 2 роки тому +83

      But not only one shot, but one shot for every onyx on screen

    • @GradyDP
      @GradyDP 2 роки тому +35

      @@GelberDracheLP but then you would die. You would just immediately die from the shower of alcohol annihilating every fiber of your being from sheer density.

    • @Idk-vk9et
      @Idk-vk9et 2 роки тому +23

      @@GradyDP if your Russian then this doesn't apply

    • @TriMoblin
      @TriMoblin 2 роки тому +47

      @@Idk-vk9et Russians: **start becoming the most drunk being ever**

    • @Friredragon
      @Friredragon 2 роки тому +18

      I cant if im 11

  • @nugget5468
    @nugget5468 2 роки тому +2161

    Falling asleep to DF’s calming voice yet borderline sociopathic words is just the best

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 роки тому +15

      True

    • @Loffacius_XVI
      @Loffacius_XVI 2 роки тому +65

      DF is literally my go to 'soothing voice while trying to go to sleep'.

    • @ryancabral930
      @ryancabral930 2 роки тому +24

      its like the how its made voice with jussst a little bit of crack

    • @Matergamer-gr6ie
      @Matergamer-gr6ie 2 роки тому +30

      Basically let’s game it out but less patience and a much softer voice

    • @Loffacius_XVI
      @Loffacius_XVI 2 роки тому +10

      @@Matergamer-gr6ie Spot on.

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 2 роки тому +243

    I've learned from playin an unhealthy amount of this that it's better to turn the dirt into shinies as soon as possible, then send all the loot off on its long trek to wherever. Way easier to prevent problems that way. I like to sort it close to the grinders too.

    • @alexanderlambert295
      @alexanderlambert295 2 роки тому +42

      I mean, that would be efficient. But this is DF, his priorities are massive piles of shit and a game that runs at as few frames as possible.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 2 роки тому +16

      @@alexanderlambert295 Kind of like Josh of LetsGameItOut... How few frames can we get...

  • @pyromaniac9727
    @pyromaniac9727 2 роки тому +67

    9:17 I love how DF says how hard Onyx is to find while looking at one at the same time.
    12:42 too!

    • @toni_2377
      @toni_2377 2 роки тому

      lmao I didn't see the first one, glad I checked the comments when I saw the second miss LUL

    • @aceofspadesattorney
      @aceofspadesattorney 2 роки тому

      Oh don’t worry, there are probably a thousand more misses than this.

    • @nohizddy7628
      @nohizddy7628 2 роки тому

      he just cutely missed it

    • @kkwizzz1690
      @kkwizzz1690 Рік тому

      i was literally about to comment that

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism 2 роки тому +111

    DF: "Onyx is probably just really rare or isn't being sorted."
    >Me, literally identifying 7 different pieces of it in the gem pile as he says this

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx 2 роки тому +42

    One of the Df classics. A perfect mix of economic crash and mole/worm ecosystem destruction. Truly the secret formula for good games

  • @petbij
    @petbij 2 роки тому +88

    Missed a chance for a Marty the Martian clip from Looney Toons:
    "Where's the KaBOOM? There's supposed to be a glorious KaBOOM!"

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 2 роки тому +2

      OG looney toons fan?

    • @xBananowyJEx
      @xBananowyJEx 2 роки тому +5

      @@mugenokami2201 Or Kronk "It's all coming together" at the start and "Pull the lever" with the nukes

    • @zoulcar9403
      @zoulcar9403 2 роки тому

      just put this comment in a reply because i want ppl to see it but why does is the game in the description says its scrap mechanic but the game hes actually playing is hydroneer

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 2 роки тому +4

      Marvin. Marvin the Martian.

  • @negative4558
    @negative4558 2 роки тому +94

    Watching DF's play makes me happy because it shows my world is actually efficient

  • @brytoncathcart7624
    @brytoncathcart7624 2 роки тому +45

    "Look how clean it is..."- DF
    "Oh god no..." - Me

  • @Merkhaset
    @Merkhaset 2 роки тому +45

    This is one of the first times Ive heard him being genuinely happy while exploiting a game.

  • @Explosivebarrel614
    @Explosivebarrel614 2 роки тому +216

    Love that you’re playing this game again!

    • @eyeturtle
      @eyeturtle 2 роки тому +5

      Yes!

    • @alexzastrow9456
      @alexzastrow9456 2 роки тому +4

      This is probably the favorite game DF plays .

    • @facelessog
      @facelessog 2 роки тому +1

      What game is this?

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator 2 роки тому +2

      @@facelessog Hydroneer

    • @Johann.863
      @Johann.863 2 роки тому

      @@schrottinator it says scrap mechanic in the description

  • @J--.--
    @J--.-- 2 роки тому +14

    "Well, there's not much I'm *going* to do about that."
    Wry honesty is why I keep coming back. Please keep it up.

  • @fish3340
    @fish3340 2 роки тому +61

    Can I just say that I love it when you laugh? I don't know why, but it just makes my day whenever you do.

    • @justinsaunders2374
      @justinsaunders2374 2 роки тому +5

      It's because DF is realising how stupid the things are he's saying and there's no turning back. I'm a 47 year old male who doesn't really play video games. I found him watching how to play poly Bridge videos and so glad I did. I never miss an Upload of his. His actually got a kind of an Australian sense of humour that's quite rare unless ya from down here.

    • @KIDD6
      @KIDD6 2 роки тому +1

      fish

  • @potatofarmer4409
    @potatofarmer4409 2 роки тому +57

    Why is his voice so calming??
    Also, you should totally play Kerbal Space Program

    • @GooseTheFlick
      @GooseTheFlick 2 роки тому +5

      He sounds bored, but it’s interesting, I like how he’s not all “LETS GO GUYS SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON”

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 роки тому +1

      @@GooseTheFlick agreed

    • @conradhouse3595
      @conradhouse3595 2 роки тому

      ikr

    • @someneet145
      @someneet145 2 роки тому +2

      Yea, but like, that game requires thinking.

    • @bonehunter6967
      @bonehunter6967 2 роки тому

      I think he attempted Kerbal a few times but I'd love to see him revisit it

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 2 роки тому +6

    Some of my favourites quotes from this video:
    *“That’s a problem for a few minutes from now”*
    *“There’s not much I can do about that. Well…there not much I’m **_going_** to do about that”*

  • @noahlebaron729
    @noahlebaron729 2 роки тому +16

    "It only takes 8 hours, what have I got to lose?"
    Uh... 8 hours?

  • @jenthefoxgirl1170
    @jenthefoxgirl1170 2 роки тому +11

    The reason those cables didn't work is because the mini nukes are powered by logic, not power. You need logic cables to turn them on.

  • @TheArmouredDoggo
    @TheArmouredDoggo 2 роки тому +41

    I just realized how df could have filtered the new ore/ gem, because there is a filter for every gem but the new one, he could have used a filter for every gem leaving only the new one in the conveyer.

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 Рік тому +2

    Guys... I have a crazy idea. I think DF may be a dragon. Just look at how obsessed he is with gold piles and collecting large piles of treasure

  • @BurnMoneyBeats
    @BurnMoneyBeats 2 роки тому +12

    Pro tip: instead of cutting bars and then heating them, heat one then once you put it on the anvil, hit it with the saw,they stay heated. If you need 3 bars cut once then cut the top one

  • @deezwaffles558
    @deezwaffles558 2 роки тому +25

    NO WAY
    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS DF
    THIS IS AMAZING

  • @Noahjowow
    @Noahjowow 2 роки тому +6

    Ah. DF and Hydroneer, a time pasing combo that's sure to make for amazing videos.

  • @ragingamer7888
    @ragingamer7888 2 роки тому +11

    THE GODLY GAME RETURNS

  • @Jerbear1022
    @Jerbear1022 2 роки тому +4

    I love how the dev still doesn't want to put an inventory system. DF could do this in regular mode but moving that many items is hell so the creative route is all there is.

  • @gabrielhaddad3386
    @gabrielhaddad3386 2 роки тому +7

    Ahhh Hydroneer, the first game I heard DF laugh in.

  • @fireice3040
    @fireice3040 2 роки тому +7

    DF: I can’t find any onyx!
    The onyx he’s literally standing on: -_-

  • @saltyshape
    @saltyshape 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how at 9:17 he’s complaining about not finding any as he is stood right over one 🤣

  • @kirbykraftgames
    @kirbykraftgames 2 роки тому +4

    He returned to Hydroneer too, we've been blessed

  • @kccreationsgaming
    @kccreationsgaming 2 роки тому +3

    16:20 I appreciate that Markiplier "poof!" lol

  • @weirdpuck921
    @weirdpuck921 2 роки тому +2

    His happy tone at 6:00 is the most adorable thing ever

  • @Hybridsteel
    @Hybridsteel 2 роки тому +1

    its nice to see a few of the creators coming back to hydroneer im glad its still relevant.. gives me hope for my tiny piece of youtube.

  • @weseiseman5602
    @weseiseman5602 2 роки тому +5

    Holy crap I didn't think you'd come back to this game lol

  • @wildlyagressivedeckchairs
    @wildlyagressivedeckchairs 2 роки тому +5

    I’m so excited for the next episode on this game if you do one 🖤

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 7 місяців тому

    _"But that's a problem for a few minutes from now."_
    I've never heard something so relatable.

  • @drunpocky4267
    @drunpocky4267 2 роки тому

    9:17 "now this is gonna help as onyx is very rare" - dangerously funny with an onyx sitting just to the right of his cursor

  • @Bro1212_
    @Bro1212_ 2 роки тому +3

    Game looks much smoother, good to see the devs are still working on their project

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 роки тому +2

      It was made by a single person, but after it gained in popularity, he's actually hired a team to make hydroneer 2.0 which will be optimized and multiplayer compatible.
      The new gem came in an update that also included new fishing and the creative mode.
      But prior to that update, there were a few updates for optimization

  • @mrjavaz
    @mrjavaz 2 роки тому +4

    Yes dude! I'm loving your videos on this game! Keep up the amazing job!

  • @Kerwuddy1
    @Kerwuddy1 2 роки тому +2

    DF I look forward to your nightly uploads because of your soothing voice! I usually put the volume down low and place my phone under my cheek while I fall asleep!! You’re my fav

    • @chase5015
      @chase5015 2 роки тому +1

      Thats oddly specific

  • @alender6200
    @alender6200 2 роки тому

    i think hydroneer is df at his best. i love his excessivly stupid ideas that sometimes almost work.

  • @sauceboss3901
    @sauceboss3901 2 роки тому +3

    U should really try and make a huge system that sorts and processes everything you mine and then makes huge individual piles of each processed ore.(also imagine a pile of pure gold)

  • @thediamondrellik
    @thediamondrellik 2 роки тому +17

    Now if only he played stardew Valley again I use to love waiting an watching his stardew Valley videos.

  • @RandomStuff3915
    @RandomStuff3915 Рік тому +1

    "We're taking my nuke for a walk." That sounds like a great idea...

  • @princesidon6606
    @princesidon6606 2 роки тому

    DF out here bringing a whole new meaning to “Golden Shower”

  • @sebastianthecat4839
    @sebastianthecat4839 2 роки тому +5

    Please keep playing this!!

  • @renderyours510
    @renderyours510 2 роки тому +12

    DF you need to cut them gems after compressing them

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 2 роки тому +1

    DF really IS a dwarf, isn't he? He drinks a lot (if coffee). He has an obsession with digging and finding gems and treasures (and money in general).

  • @PutuArtaIniNamanyaProfil
    @PutuArtaIniNamanyaProfil 2 роки тому

    I don't know why your voice so calmly, everytime i watch your video, i feel calm and entertainment at the same time. Thanks you

  • @Exzentriker
    @Exzentriker 2 роки тому +3

    The nukes make really nice holes to store all your gold in.

  • @thewin10gamer3
    @thewin10gamer3 2 роки тому +4

    What mod does he use for the blue pickaxe and creative inventory?
    Edit: And the purple things too

    • @jstudiosss
      @jstudiosss 2 роки тому

      That’s what I was wondering.
      Wait hydroneer has mods?

    • @thewin10gamer3
      @thewin10gamer3 2 роки тому

      @@jstudiosss Yes on the official website or The steam workshops

  • @joshlewis8860
    @joshlewis8860 2 роки тому +1

    Now I need to see a massive pile of gold/gems filling a hole from multiple logic nukes

  • @user-xf1ij5wg3f
    @user-xf1ij5wg3f 4 місяці тому

    Love that you’re playing this game again!. Love that you’re playing this game again!.

  • @phasewiz136
    @phasewiz136 2 роки тому +5

    Funny how fast i clicked on this notification

  • @VailingYT
    @VailingYT 2 роки тому +4

    I'm so glad that he still cares about this game

  • @joshsenior2530
    @joshsenior2530 2 роки тому +1

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING THIS AGAIN I LOVE IT

  • @dragonkiller4410
    @dragonkiller4410 2 роки тому +2

    can always enjoy a good ol Hydroneir video

  • @bobthebuilder8782
    @bobthebuilder8782 2 роки тому +4

    DF= professional amateur

  • @why_nori
    @why_nori 2 роки тому +5

    god I miss this game

  • @sleepeyy
    @sleepeyy 2 роки тому +1

    i get so excited when i see a hydroneer video keep it up df ur great :)

  • @beeking6561
    @beeking6561 2 роки тому +1

    hydroneer was the first game i saw you play so its good see you continue playing

  • @orangeey52
    @orangeey52 2 роки тому +4

    you shold play a game called "Orangee throws an apple at a Dog" on itch (its made by my frend)

  • @cloudywings
    @cloudywings 2 роки тому +5

    It hurt at 9:17 when he was talking about it being rare and difficult to find, when he’s literally staring at it

  • @justinsaunders2374
    @justinsaunders2374 2 роки тому +1

    You just made more money in one video than drae did in 20. Love ya work mate. I can always guarantee I'm gonna get a laugh out of ya.

  • @unpaxified8318
    @unpaxified8318 2 роки тому +1

    me: entirely bored his past 5 uploads
    df: *plays hydroner*
    also me: LET ME INNNNN

  • @chickenlyle0928
    @chickenlyle0928 2 роки тому +3

    You should play Terraria. Trust me, it’s fun

    • @turtle3955
      @turtle3955 2 роки тому

      Oh my god yes that would be great

  • @komradekhrushchev2797
    @komradekhrushchev2797 2 роки тому +5

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you up DF
    Never gonna let you down DF
    Never gonna run around and desert you DF
    Never gonna make you cry DF
    Never gonna say goodbye DF
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you DF
    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    • @void_eater
      @void_eater 2 роки тому

      You have no life do you this probably took half an hour

    • @komradekhrushchev2797
      @komradekhrushchev2797 2 роки тому

      @@void_eater I copy pasted it so your wrong!!

  • @TheSuitBoi
    @TheSuitBoi 2 роки тому +1

    love when df plays this game

  • @ashtonboutwell6154
    @ashtonboutwell6154 2 роки тому

    DF is what fuels my chaos and I LOVE IT

  • @money5920
    @money5920 2 роки тому +11

    First

  • @BrandonSmith-yf3mu
    @BrandonSmith-yf3mu 2 роки тому +1

    Love when DF plays hydroneer

  • @zorthonthedevistaorscott2481
    @zorthonthedevistaorscott2481 2 роки тому

    I have been waiting for this vid for so long, and it did not disappoint.

  • @NeOTheGenesis
    @NeOTheGenesis 2 роки тому +1

    Hydroneer again paints a smile on my face!

  • @paperrtow3l258
    @paperrtow3l258 2 роки тому +1

    Please Do More I Love This Kind Of Stuff :)

  • @trannhan2383
    @trannhan2383 2 роки тому

    I think i want more videos of these. I love your depressed, burnt out voice

  • @norkmork9955
    @norkmork9955 2 роки тому +1

    yay! i love seeing you play this game :D

  • @sssamalander
    @sssamalander 2 роки тому +2

    Don't know if it was a mistake, but this was labeled as Scrap Mechanic. Scrap mechanic is probably my favorite game, would love to see you play it!

  • @mrinspector8258
    @mrinspector8258 2 роки тому +1

    When ever the blue glowing gems glow it’s like the pile of gold breathing

  • @franklinnguyen1459
    @franklinnguyen1459 2 роки тому +1

    He’s done it, he has returned to breaking the game of hydroneer

  • @SlenderWolf109
    @SlenderWolf109 2 роки тому

    Hydroneer satisfies the visceral urge to hoard shiny rocks

  • @mushhy_231
    @mushhy_231 2 роки тому +1

    I dont watch your vids much anymore but whenever i see your vids it makes me smile :) luv ya DF

  • @AkoTE.
    @AkoTE. 2 роки тому +1

    So many times that DF looked at an onyx and said “I can’t see my one.”

  • @Talling-Association
    @Talling-Association Рік тому +1

    There is something called a hand sorter where you put a gem on a spot and it sorts it out to where everyone hung but the item gets spit out.

  • @ImaginationGamer25
    @ImaginationGamer25 Рік тому

    DF: But, before I get too carried away...
    Me: 🤨
    DF: I mean... Relatively speaking...

  • @countesslunarz
    @countesslunarz 2 роки тому

    I love your voice, it calms me when I have mental breakdowns and you are helping me through depression at the age of nine.

  • @trystenmiller1966
    @trystenmiller1966 2 роки тому

    I love it when you make videos about this game

  • @son_of_hestia3009
    @son_of_hestia3009 2 роки тому

    DF "look how clean it is"
    Also DF "looking at dirt"

  • @kingstonbrown9517
    @kingstonbrown9517 2 роки тому +1

    df keep up the great work

  • @eclipse1353
    @eclipse1353 2 роки тому

    next machine: you make really high-value bars & gems, collect those, and compact them again, just so you can hold a 1 trillion worth useless lowest-tier ore amulet some day

  • @enzogamingyt2116
    @enzogamingyt2116 2 роки тому

    I Hope you make more of these video cause this make me fall asleep cause its so beautiful keep it up

  • @elizabethstevens5476
    @elizabethstevens5476 2 роки тому

    I like how calm his voice is it to calming and it’s weird that it makes me tired sum times

  • @richardsartin3262
    @richardsartin3262 2 роки тому +1

    I think it’s a lot more fun to watch you Actuaky play instead of just cheating in everything.

  • @blackcat9825
    @blackcat9825 2 роки тому +1

    More please?
    I really miss these videos about this game it's so good and also i wish forager got an update...

  • @noilerew
    @noilerew 2 роки тому

    Dangerouslyfunny and Lets Game it Out are like the same channel. They both push games to there limits.

  • @camolamo1741
    @camolamo1741 2 роки тому

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: Game- Scrap Mechanic
    The game: Hydroneer
    UA-cam, are you ok?

  • @emitzzed1733
    @emitzzed1733 Рік тому

    Let’s game it out and DF would make an amazing colab

  • @RockGuy1
    @RockGuy1 2 роки тому

    I love how his voice is so calm but his psychopathic actions aren't

  • @superyamchama5659
    @superyamchama5659 2 роки тому

    The day DF organizes his playlist is the day I stop being cripplingly depressed

  • @GodammmitKalcour
    @GodammmitKalcour 2 роки тому

    YES, return of the REALLY good stuff

  • @happycurty5502
    @happycurty5502 2 роки тому

    the 6:00 mark "were gonna get such a big pile this is gonna be stupid." ROFL!!!

  • @isaacflores6192
    @isaacflores6192 Рік тому

    “Walk 40 miles to our water source”
    I died 😂