Mulan is worse than I thought...

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  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick  4 роки тому +8186

    Bad movie

  • @soy.sauce.latte.
    @soy.sauce.latte. 4 роки тому +3296

    "Mulan" runs into battle without any armour on and with her hair flying around and somehow doesn't get chopped into pieces.

    • @zzz100ificati
      @zzz100ificati 4 роки тому +254

      she has her chi

    • @boxbo7926
      @boxbo7926 4 роки тому +436

      Don’t worry, she has plenty of protection! It’s called plot armor!

    • @katie5998
      @katie5998 4 роки тому +276

      Exactly. Soldiers, though most men had longer hair, wore it up so that people couldn’t grab it. In reality, not only would someone have grabbed her by her hair and yeeted her down to her death-but, like you said, she had no armor. It’s just pointless and stupid.

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 4 роки тому +70

      Takes off armor, becomes more power

    • @redacted5795
      @redacted5795 4 роки тому +4

      @@boxbo7926 lol

  • @idontexist7856
    @idontexist7856 4 роки тому +2314

    “Even kingdom hearts two adapted the world of mulan better than... mulan.”
    That’s probably the most depressingly true sentence I’ve heard from this channel

    • @Kent_the_space_potato
      @Kent_the_space_potato 4 роки тому +39

      I mean to be fair...

    • @darkfang932
      @darkfang932 4 роки тому +61

      This man roasted the entire Mulan live-action in one sentence

    • @mikashi1593
      @mikashi1593 4 роки тому +16

      But he's not wrong

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 роки тому +4

      @@darkfang932 because its true

    • @WeatherReportsHat
      @WeatherReportsHat 4 роки тому +14

      And that's saying something, I'm almost done my 100% run of KH2FM, and Land of Dragons is definitely not on my top Diseny worlds list.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +2093

    This movie in a nutshell: _"Dishonor on your whole family! dishonor on you, dishonor on your (cash) cow"_

  • @anetepulkstene1358
    @anetepulkstene1358 4 роки тому +1556

    I want to add something that you didn’t say. The villain in the original Mulan was not one person, but the entire Hun army. They were fighting a war not Shan Yu, but the live action movie made it seem like the only person they were fighting was Bori Khan, and that just ruins the whole tension of the movie. Because in the original Mulan, the tension was high, because they were fighting the Hun army, and it really felt like a war, but in the Live action Mulan, it felt like the only thing they worried about was Bori Khan and the witch! It completely ruined the experience.

    • @Nush
      @Nush 4 роки тому +86

      That and the scene of the burnt village and the way they introduced it from 'A Girl Worth Fighting for' was so iconic to convey the loss and pain and mounting tension. It's so lost in this movie isn't it 🤧 but thank god we're not sheeple and not taking this shitty movie seriously

    • @saddlerrye6725
      @saddlerrye6725 4 роки тому +60

      Plus it's kinda ridiculous that Bori Khan came to invade China with what? Ten soldiers? And he ALMOST SUCCEEDED! O-O

    • @realar
      @realar 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, they completely KILLED the stakes.

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 3 роки тому +8

      @@saddlerrye6725 do you not know the general rule of video games, animes, movies...
      The smaller the group the stronger the members are

    • @bigmetalmanboyoooo7502
      @bigmetalmanboyoooo7502 3 роки тому

      Not to mention that the entire movie is flawed

  • @NoKiddingProductions
    @NoKiddingProductions 4 роки тому +5376

    Literally Everyone: Why didn't you add Mushu?!?!
    Disney: We want this movie to be realistic.
    Also Disney: Adds shape shifter and magical Phoenix.

    • @saddlerrye6725
      @saddlerrye6725 4 роки тому +585

      Director: Mulan is not a superhero
      Also Director: Mulan has Chi now, so she's like super strong, super agile, super badass and can kick everything that's in the air. While riding a horse. While her hair is in her face.

    • @JavierEscuella1911
      @JavierEscuella1911 4 роки тому +185

      r e a l i s m

    • @elizabethtrudgill3567
      @elizabethtrudgill3567 4 роки тому +158

      And people running up walls.

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 роки тому +16

      @@karenstarringveatrice9800 *sure*

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 роки тому +12

      @@karenstarringveatrice9800 did you post it somewhere so you can prove it for other people?

  • @emilygoodman6853
    @emilygoodman6853 4 роки тому +1035

    I just realized that the bird woman is supposed to be shan yu’s hawk... but... isnt a pet hawk more realistic?

    • @starrsmith3810
      @starrsmith3810 4 роки тому +67

      Yes yes it is

    • @Relevart9169
      @Relevart9169 3 роки тому +182

      Obviously not. A man having a woman as a pet is more realistic and empowering

    • @k.idesigns7092
      @k.idesigns7092 3 роки тому +22

      @@Relevart9169 I love you

    • @Angela-ur5yf
      @Angela-ur5yf 3 роки тому +14

      They just "needed" to add "strong woman beeing On top"
      for me it took away from the fact that ( at least in this story ) Mulan was supposed to be first warrior woman, it made it less impactfull.

    • @hannahyamauchi839
      @hannahyamauchi839 3 роки тому +2

      Oh no it's Nagani all over again

  • @YourHomieFrog
    @YourHomieFrog 4 роки тому +1408

    Everyone, since I have spoiled the entire script of Mulan, I have decided to make you scroll to see it as well as putting a spoiler warning here, and down there as well, here is an arrow to it. ⬇️
    *_SPOILER ALERT, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL_*
    The plot of this movie in a nutshell: me stronk, me not stronk, me stronk.

    • @FriendlyTume
      @FriendlyTume 4 роки тому +52

      Thank you 😊 know I don’t have to buy the movie c:

    • @johnshepard4949
      @johnshepard4949 4 роки тому +9

      👏👏👏

    • @ihatevendingmachines2966
      @ihatevendingmachines2966 4 роки тому +42

      I can’t believe you just leaked the script like that

    • @synonymouswith4225
      @synonymouswith4225 4 роки тому +16

      Should've put a spoiler alert smh

    • @edwardsoup3419
      @edwardsoup3419 4 роки тому +13

      Thats the plot of the original
      The remakes be like: ME STRONK, ME STRONK, ME STRONK

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 4 роки тому +7341

    I hate how when they find out she’s a woman, they just don’t care. Like. wasn’t that the point of the movie?
    Edit: I’m well aware that the original story was like that too, but the animated Mulan was way better than this and if they wanted to use the original story to make it more “serious” than that still doesn’t explain why they had the angel with thing

    • @luke2max
      @luke2max 4 роки тому +194

      In the real life story that's how they reacted

    • @blufoods1044
      @blufoods1044 4 роки тому +492

      I know right!? In the original Shang was going to kill her but he didn't because she saved his life!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +345

      Precisely, their reactions are so disappointing, as in the original, it was clear that if her true identity was discovered, then she could be killed! 😱

    • @jowysw
      @jowysw 4 роки тому +59

      @@luke2max really? Huh... I guess people were not as sexist as we thought...?

    • @luke2max
      @luke2max 4 роки тому +30

      @@jowysw it might not be true it's just what I heard. U should look it up

  • @Runescythe9852
    @Runescythe9852 4 роки тому +853

    As a twisted bit of optimism, Disney only has so many movies left they can put that live action remake title onto before they have to actually make something new again.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 4 роки тому +71

      Have they though? I could believe that if Disney hadn't already shown that it's completely willing to make a "live-action" movie with no humans as _The Lion King_ showed. So theoretically *every* cartoon Disney movie not yet done in live-action recently is fair game even if Disney doesn't just move on to doing live-action worsenings of Pixar movies or other properties their pseudo-monopoly has gobbled up (or will).
      I just can't wait for there to be live-action, utterly corporate versions of _The Rescuers_ and _Up_ and _Wall-E_ that all somehow pander to China's current despotic regime. [/deepest sarcasm]

    • @epicrabid1857
      @epicrabid1857 4 роки тому +2

      @@arianne6759 nah. US government probably would get them out of the pit

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 роки тому +11

      Actually, they can remake all their old live action movies now, Flight of the Navigator, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Return to Oz, hell, they might even make live action adaptations of Pixar movies at this point.

    • @RealogOnlyBrodie
      @RealogOnlyBrodie 3 роки тому +1

      Not really there are over 3 million Disney owned movies that I know of... don’t we get a Cinderella remake like every other year whether it’s owned by Disney or not

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 3 роки тому +10

      @@SammEater My dumb ass that you were mentioning "Hell" as a disney movie

  • @alyssaplayzz2712
    @alyssaplayzz2712 4 роки тому +4724

    They removed everything I loved about Mulan, and they recorded the movie near the Muslim concentration camps. It’s terrible

    • @jowysw
      @jowysw 4 роки тому +500

      Of all the places in China to record they choose that one? Why?

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 4 роки тому +412

      Lmaoo really? I've heard of that, absolutely terrible how the CCP just took over their land and culture.
      I wonder what the officers and prisoners were thinking when they saw 100+ westernized Chinese people doing stuff in front of gigantic cameras.

    • @Pr0d3gi
      @Pr0d3gi 4 роки тому +3

      fake news

    • @Pr0d3gi
      @Pr0d3gi 4 роки тому +1

      @@re_i_gnfake news

    • @periodt87
      @periodt87 4 роки тому +363

      BobHopeIsGod
      it’s not fake news, please educate yourself.
      some sources: ua-cam.com/video/_O8vfUpXZQI/v-deo.html

  • @jennalove
    @jennalove 4 роки тому +6079

    Fun fact about Liu Yifei: she is known for being expressionless, because she wants to always look pretty. That's why Mulan never has any emotions in this film. So yeah they really picked the worst actress for Mulan

    • @urb6857
      @urb6857 4 роки тому +597

      A human pos, she really is.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 4 роки тому +1350

      So not only a crappy person, a crappy actor too. Great.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 4 роки тому +1872

      Isn't that like the *opposite* of acting? The whole point of being an actor is to be able to portray a wide range of emotions and expressions. Removing all expression from her face in an attempt to look pretty cripples her ability as an actor and really limits the roles she can do.

    • @krunchykat9249
      @krunchykat9249 4 роки тому +632

      Like showing emotions can sometimes look not all model like and what ever but that what gives it depth... Like how is she an actor but can't show emotions and well... ACT?

    • @confettimix8260
      @confettimix8260 4 роки тому +550

      When she tries so hard to look pretty on the outside because she is disgusting on the inside

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 роки тому +612

    Original: Maybe, you are not as strong as everyone else. But you can make up for it by being smart. Work harder, but also focus on what makes you special.
    This movie: Maybe you are not as strong as everyone else. In that case, use your superpowers. Then stomp an army on your own. You do have your superpowers ready, right?

  • @ThePorcelainMoth
    @ThePorcelainMoth 4 роки тому +1817

    I told my family that the Live Action Mulan was going to be garbage, but my family didn’t listen and they wasted 30 dollars on Disney+ to watch this movie a few months before it would’ve came out ._. If you want to watch it just wait till it’s free, it’s not worth it

    • @damondgreen2239
      @damondgreen2239 4 роки тому +142

      Some how the movie is so bad it’s not even worth being free...

    • @geronimobellicoso1438
      @geronimobellicoso1438 4 роки тому +96

      @@damondgreen2239 because your time has value. Nothing is free.

    • @ooploopshadoop
      @ooploopshadoop 4 роки тому +12

      THE EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME AAGH

    • @papaya216
      @papaya216 4 роки тому +10

      I saw this on cellspex's video :D

    • @mr.oopsiedoopsie
      @mr.oopsiedoopsie 4 роки тому +22

      My mom was also about to buy it but then me and my brother told her that it would be garbage

  • @no.noah.for.dinner9841
    @no.noah.for.dinner9841 4 роки тому +2165

    1998's Mulan: ''With hard work, wit and friendship you can do anything''
    2020's Mulan: ''Ha ha Mary Sue with powers who saves the day with no emotional impact whatsoever goes brrr''

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +79

      2020 Mulan had the greatest power of any Disney princess, the support of a massive genocidal dictatorship! Snow White would have been better if she was a member of the SS.

    • @reigen9290
      @reigen9290 4 роки тому +26

      why does your pfp suit everything you just said

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +6

      @@reigen9290 pfp suit?

    • @Basic_Cat
      @Basic_Cat 4 роки тому +7

      @@arthas640 suit as in fit

    • @Basic_Cat
      @Basic_Cat 4 роки тому +10

      also this comment is so true lol

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 4 роки тому +2067

    Someone has pointed out that one of the locations they filmed at is literally _within sight_ of a concentration camp.

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 роки тому +182

      Dear god

    • @lanaballs
      @lanaballs 4 роки тому +106

      Oh no

    • @no-legjohnny3691
      @no-legjohnny3691 4 роки тому +454

      And they even thanked the Chinese government for allowing them to film there. I mean, those concentration camps are literally the Chinese version of the Gulag! More people have died in Chinese concentration camps than in the camps in germany during WW2!

    • @bermby
      @bermby 4 роки тому +120

      They have been doing the same shit with Southern Mongols, Tibetans, and Hong Kongers and no one will do anything about it.

    • @carlabellejack
      @carlabellejack 4 роки тому +92

      @@no-legjohnny3691 I’m not 100% sure they’ve been commiting mass murder there (I’m in NO WAY excusing what happens there or saying that no one has died there) but I’m pretty sure they’ve been erasing culture there. Forcing people to abandon their religion and stuff, or so I’ve heard. I don’t think more people have died there than in the German camps in ww2. Unless I’ve been misinformed?

  • @talik7912
    @talik7912 4 роки тому +3482

    Disney: Are you Chinese?
    The actors: Yes but I'm not the best at-
    Disney: You're HIRED
    Ya know, being Chinese myself
    I'm kinda offended

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 роки тому +170

      Sounds like what happened when they casted Rose Tico, only difference is that with Rose, they basically exploited her and only put her in the movie in the first place for damage control and to please those weirdos on Twitter that think that “diversity” is more important than making a compelling story and great characters, because the people at LucasFilm know that the writing in that trilogy has as much depth as the Shia LaBeouf Transformers movies, but unlike the first 3 Transformers movies, the new SW trilogy doesn’t even have much entertainment value to make up for the poor quality, so they basically said “Let’s shoehorn a token Asian character into this movie, so that every time someone calls out our inferior product, we can publicly insult you on social media and call you “sexist” and “racist”, which makes me feel even worse for Kelly Marie Tran, I may hate the character she played but she did not deserve anything that happened to her, on the other side of the coin, I have no sympathy for the actress who plays Mulan in this movie

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 4 роки тому +124

      @@ronstoppable5659 Yeahhhhh. As much as I hate the Star Wars "SeQUeL" trilogy, I do feel bad for the actors. Especially Kellie Marie Tran, and also John Boyega who was basically screwed over completely after The Force Awakens.

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 4 роки тому +64

      @@ronstoppable5659 except that the actress for Rose is a respectable human being, the actress for mulan is an absolute Degenerate that supports the chinese pro police propaganda

    • @silloweet
      @silloweet 4 роки тому

      Pierre Begley Nah John Boyega is annoying as hell

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 роки тому +2

      @JacketClanKing Couldn’t agree more

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +1089

    *Video Summary:*
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @thenintendogamer1542
    @thenintendogamer1542 4 роки тому +315

    My Middle School did A play about Mulan and its genuinely better than the actual multi-billion $ company....

    • @galactic612
      @galactic612 3 роки тому +8

      I can see why a play can be better than this remake

  • @Gill_consumes
    @Gill_consumes 4 роки тому +3483

    I hate misogyny hidden as female empowerment. "The only way mulan can be as strong as men is super powers! Look how strong she is, aren't you empowered 🥰🤗🥰"

    • @bazookasniper5167
      @bazookasniper5167 4 роки тому +415

      Same tbh. The worst part of Endgame for me was the part when ALL female characters stopped fighting alongside a lot of the male characters just to "pose up a storm" (-Tony Stark earlier in the film). The fate of the universe is at stake and they all stop fighting to stand still. They might as well put their hands in a circle and shout "GIRL POWER!". Its blatant pandering that does more harm than good.

    • @Gill_consumes
      @Gill_consumes 4 роки тому +219

      @@bazookasniper5167 Yeah that part of the movie sucked me right out of it. It's like, I have no problem with a group shot. But it's the fact that they didn't even try to make sense of it. At least the first avengers movie and age of ultron tried to make it work.
      Here it's just, "Ok all the characters are scattered out over the battle field, but hear me out. All of them teleport into one place to take a panerama shot, but only the girls! no boys allowed!" No matter what the "message" was, no matter if it was "Pandering" or not. It's bad cinematography and a immersion breaking moment in a really good movie, and it's a shame that they decided to keep it.

    • @bazookasniper5167
      @bazookasniper5167 4 роки тому +140

      @@Gill_consumes completely agree. The thing is, theyre presenting Captain Marvel as a "strong independent woman who dont need no man" and then minutes after she flies straight through a city sized spaceship without a scratch, she needs the help of all her 'sisters' so that she can carry the gauntlet. She could just blast off at light speed but nooo thats not an option, she needs support from her fellow women. Like seriously wtf. Shes already unfairly (and undeservingly) over powered as it is.

    • @Gill_consumes
      @Gill_consumes 4 роки тому +73

      @@bazookasniper5167 Yeah, kinda wish that Hulk got the glory of taking down thanos' ship, I feel he was underused in the last movie.
      Captain marvel was just a, meh, character. The focus wasn't on making her an interesting character but rather to have a message in her movie, which is a shame. Because they could've made her into an interesting character with an interesting story and still kept the messages, just, you know been a little more subtle about it.
      But oh well, what is done is done, I'll see how the new movies pan out and if they are stinky, well, endgame was a good ending

    • @everythingz888
      @everythingz888 4 роки тому +76

      It’s been a while since I watched the original Mulan, but I’m pretty sure in that movie Mulan trained hard. Yes she made mistakes but she didn’t give up and kept fighting till the very end. Seems more empowering to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @veetree850
    @veetree850 4 роки тому +772

    As someone who is learning hand animation in school I’m pissed about how little everyone thinks of it. Animation has given this world so much, it’s given Disney so much but for some reason people (despite how bad they are) keep thinking that live action is always better.

    • @miaya.micronis
      @miaya.micronis 4 роки тому +36

      Literally NO ONE likes the live action version. At all.

    • @veetree850
      @veetree850 4 роки тому +90

      Miaya G. Not this live action. I’m talking about how people seem to think that animation is for babies and making something live action is making it better.

    • @saddlerrye6725
      @saddlerrye6725 4 роки тому +73

      Not to mention 2D animation is just gorgeous! Half of my love for Aristocats comes from the beautiful drawing style. It's simply wonderful. Ő.Ő

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 роки тому +3

      @@veetree850 I don't like that either.

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 4 роки тому +41

      @@saddlerrye6725 ikr? Disney movies animated in 1990s HOLD UP HOLY SHI THERE GORGEOUS 😍

  • @CrowWife
    @CrowWife 4 роки тому +386

    "I could kill you before you blink"
    *dies in a stupid plot convenient way*

  • @kellymccoy3038
    @kellymccoy3038 4 роки тому +1050

    “Hey you already pay a subscription right?”
    “Yeah, why?”
    “Now pay more.”

    • @jaden8923
      @jaden8923 4 роки тому +11

      hulu:

    • @funkguylorz7315
      @funkguylorz7315 4 роки тому +7

      And it still flopped hard everywhere. Last I saw they only made 23m in China and ~8m in America on over a 200m budget LOL

    • @misssteak1290
      @misssteak1290 4 роки тому +3

      yo i downloaded the pirated version, and i still want my $30 refund

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah! Who wants to pay $30 on top of the subscription they already have?! Also, if I'm paying $30 I want the theatre experience.

  • @aircaree
    @aircaree 4 роки тому +967

    From the way it's described, this movie gives off the same energy as; "the Last air bender" live action fan film.

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому +9

      Ooooo

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 роки тому +65

      we do not speak of that movie

    • @viksplosion7105
      @viksplosion7105 4 роки тому +78

      What movie? There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 4 роки тому +25

      @@viksplosion7105 We who live in Ba sing se have never heard of such thing

    • @miguelthedoofus55
      @miguelthedoofus55 4 роки тому +20

      No such movie exist in Ba Sing Se

  • @degenerativewalnut9079
    @degenerativewalnut9079 3 роки тому +424

    In the original, Mulan was an actual girl.
    In the new one, she’s literally goku

    • @userjames2009
      @userjames2009 3 роки тому +24

      Mulan starts powering up her spirit bomb

    • @andreagobbato5471
      @andreagobbato5471 3 роки тому +11

      to be fair goku is much less op in it's own story

    • @degenerativewalnut9079
      @degenerativewalnut9079 3 роки тому +4

      @@userjames2009 lend me your money!

    • @adewilliam9047
      @adewilliam9047 3 роки тому +7

      legit feels like watching one of those anime where the protag is op and just win

    • @pvzgamer6029
      @pvzgamer6029 3 роки тому +3

      What about Kars after wearing the red stone of Asia in jojo’s bizarre adventure

  • @joecatalano3327
    @joecatalano3327 4 роки тому +1100

    Artemis Fowl: Worse than the last live action Air Bender
    Mulan: Worse than Artemis Fowl
    I'm beginning to see a pattern here that I'm not sure I like.

    • @nateg6567
      @nateg6567 4 роки тому +49

      I'm still mad that they butchered Artemis Fowl like that

    • @lguffee4930
      @lguffee4930 4 роки тому +31

      Nah, Artemis Fowl was worse.
      Only by a little tho

    • @SnakesGames
      @SnakesGames 4 роки тому +15

      Disney needs actors like Edward Norton, Tom Cruise, Christian Bale, and...I'm struggling to think of an actress that's super controlling. Anyway, they actually seem to need more performers that will take control of the show since they clearly have no interest in putting in actual effort for box returns (or whatever we can call it now).
      Disney wants money for little effort...
      Oh god... They have something in common with me.

    • @viskpaint8696
      @viskpaint8696 4 роки тому +35

      There is no Mulan live action movie in Ba sing se

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +13

      @@viskpaint8696 The Last Airbender movie?
      _That's rough buddy_

  • @jillian1697
    @jillian1697 4 роки тому +541

    The OG Mulan is such a good movie and has such powerful themes. In this remake they literally stripped away the most important message in the OG. Mulan couldn't match the men in strength, but she was determined, and very smart. In the new movie, she has superpowers to be as good of a warrior....

    • @the_one_titan
      @the_one_titan 4 роки тому +1

      See the original was a comedized version of Mulan (not saying this one is better) and the live-action one was based of the original stories

    • @waluigist
      @waluigist 4 роки тому

      Jillian the original had the king of the rock scene
      That automatically makes it better

    • @amberrichards2778
      @amberrichards2778 4 роки тому +15

      @@the_one_titan I don't recall the original ancient Chinese folktale having arrow kicking

    • @the_one_titan
      @the_one_titan 4 роки тому +1

      Amber Richards Yeah they didn't do a good job at basing it off the original stories

  • @wakewind4129
    @wakewind4129 4 роки тому +418

    Me at start: “Oh come on it can’t be that bad”
    _Even Kingdom Hearts does a better portrayal of Mulan_
    “OK. maybe this movie is bad..”

    • @johngreen8921
      @johngreen8921 4 роки тому +20

      Hey, don’t disrespect my boy kingdom hearts

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 4 роки тому +38

      NGL. Kingdom Hearts mostly has better adaptations of Disney movies than their official remakes honestly

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 4 роки тому +12

      But Kingdom Hearts is basically just rip them off straight from their original films, so it isn't exactly an adaptations. It's more of fanfictions where you shoved your favorite heroes into your favorite franchise

    • @naynay8615
      @naynay8615 4 роки тому +21

      @@ShatteredGlass916
      Ah, but this is where Disney comes in again. The actual directors of the games come up with all sorts of ideas for each new Disney-world and Disney, being the money worshiper they are, always shoot it down because it could “hurt their brand.” Its something the KH fandom is pretty salty about, so yet again, Disney butchering their own stuff.

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 4 роки тому +490

    what mulan says: "i can use my chi"
    what i hear: "i can use my cheat"

  • @kyliesouthwick5904
    @kyliesouthwick5904 4 роки тому +454

    Original Mulan: Woman can be just as capable as men if given the opportunity
    Live Action Mulan: Woman can be just as capable as men if they're born with mystical powers that they didn't earn or work for

    • @seanboglio3605
      @seanboglio3605 4 роки тому +13

      The emperor himself says he won't find a woman like Mulan in a lifetime.
      The movie shows a lot about overcoming your disadvantages. It shows about the gender differences but never refuses them.

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 роки тому +7

      and even the men were useless in this movie

    • @LuffyuzumakiPotter
      @LuffyuzumakiPotter 2 роки тому +4

      see a good live action mulan: mulan 2009 rise of a warrior

  • @joelbond7440
    @joelbond7440 4 роки тому +170

    I feel bad for anyone who still gets excited about Disney live action remakes. But also, why do people still get excited about them, and why does Disney still make them?

    • @khoiphan2990
      @khoiphan2990 4 роки тому +12

      I still long for a day where Disney decides to either finally make something new and good, or pump out an actually good remake like Cinderella.

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 роки тому +2

      @@khoiphan2990 heh at least we have moana

    • @starrsmith3810
      @starrsmith3810 4 роки тому +7

      Nostalgia is a strong feeling. I’ll admit to feeling nostalgic heading the opening to The Lion King live action but I still criticized the movie to hell. Hell that nostalgia feeling helps me with that. Probably not a good thing as it makes me less open minded tbh but it’s better then blindly watching everything just because of the name attached to it.

    • @purplebatdragon
      @purplebatdragon 3 роки тому +5

      I don't understand it either. My sisters are always going on and on about how "stunning" and "innovative" each remake is. They grew up with the originals, and have somehow concluded that the remakes are better in every possible way.
      They, like so many others, support literally ANYTHING Disney does. It sickens me.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 роки тому +3

      My parents literally said "its very good of em doing live action version of these old movies. I like it"
      Which i think bcuz some people saw it as revolutionary(?) when they make a cartoon to a real life version. I mean tbh, i can see why people hype for it. Like what the comment above me said, nostalgia can blind us and bias our opinion toward something.

  • @rontheron4807
    @rontheron4807 4 роки тому +3244

    I hate how they pretended they cared about good representation of Chinese culture only to make a movie where the Chi is a weird ass superpower (imagine a movie set in America where the grandma whispers to the protagonist " _yOur bLoOD iS strOng_ " and implies they can use it to become super strong and walk on walls, it makes no sense) , where nearly everything is historically innacurate and where they threw in a witch, of all the things, when witches are typical European folklore.. the hypocrisy is actually hilarious

    • @Nandinandito
      @Nandinandito 4 роки тому +19

      Tbh, your soul is strong has probably happened before

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 4 роки тому +80

      @@Nandinandito Never heard the soul be referred to as a superpower , personally :0

    • @Nandinandito
      @Nandinandito 4 роки тому +25

      @@rontheron4807 lol apparently someone thought to make a whole wiki page about it. Granted, I'm such a fucking weeb that I could personally only think of Japanese examples. And it seems most applications are exactly that. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Soul

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 4 роки тому +110

      @@Nandinandito There's many Chinese youtubers talking about the film, and they all say "wtf is with the chi part?"

    • @Nandinandito
      @Nandinandito 4 роки тому +2

      @@Eidlones yeah but I'm talking about soul probably not being the best example of a comparison

  • @alisathemushroom9923
    @alisathemushroom9923 4 роки тому +488

    “Oh you want stories about empowered women? Here, have a character with no flaws what so ever. They are good at everything and do no wrong.”
    Wow... thanks....

    • @bazookasniper5167
      @bazookasniper5167 4 роки тому +9

      -Disney talking about Captain Marvel

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 4 роки тому +33

      @@bazookasniper5167 Well, Captain Marvel was arrogant since the Kree molded her to be a living weapon. Her recklessness got her into trouble, and she did have a sense of humor given her interrogation of Nick Fury. Regardless of how you think the CM movie is, she at least had MUCH more personality than live-action Mulan.

    • @saddlerrye6725
      @saddlerrye6725 4 роки тому +8

      They are good at everything. Except for teamwork. Or thinking, instead of just fighting. Or maintaining their family relations. Or showing basic human emotion, especially joy, or mirth. Because these things are, y'know, WEAK, and apparently sexist. (Especially girls smiling. The nerve!)

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 4 роки тому +24

      @@saddlerrye6725 I think a "strong woman" to these writers is a woman who has every trait they think toxic men have.
      A lot of times, those female characters behave like Thor, except the movies never make fun of it. Like they're full-of-themselves masculine macho blowhards, except the movie claims they're exactly as cool as they think they are.

    • @ixctu350
      @ixctu350 4 роки тому

      Also... she has SUPERPOWERS yaaay!!!

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +64

    The funniest thing about the whole "serious, non-musical live-action movie" version of Mulan that Disney and insecure adults that equate dark/serious themes as mature and "cartoons that aren't adult are for babies" was touting as being this revolutionary concept... is that there was already a serious live-action remake of Mulan that wasn't a musical that existed ten years before the Disney remake! It's called Mulan: Rise of a Warrior and it was released in 2009. The cast and crew that worked on the movie are all Chinese, no involvement from Disney or really any white Hollywood person, it was made by Chinese people for Chinese people. And *it* actually *is* more grounded in reality (unlike what Disney claimed Mulan 2019/2020 would be before we found out about the magical Chi bs they put in their film). No musical numbers, no supernatural forces, no animal sidekicks, no pop hits or American tourists jokes. Mulan 2009 was made because (from what I heard at the time) people in China were not too happy with the whitewashing and token mysticism done to their culture and *national hero by Disney in their 1998 animated film. It's honestly worth more of a watch than Disney's Mulan 2020!
    (*So I've heard conflicting opinions over the years about whether or not the legend of Hua Mulan has any legitimacy; basically the two camps are that Hua Mulan was an actual person, some claiming that Hua Mulan was an actual person while others claim the Hua Mulan legend was based off a real person but her name wasn't Hua Mulan. The other camp is that the legend of Hua Mulan is more akin to figures in American folklore such as Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, John Henry, etc.)

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 4 роки тому

      I have Never ever read or heard of the characters you mention at the end of your comment.

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 4 роки тому +3

      Johnny Appleseed was a real person. His real name is John Chapman and even during his life he was called "Johnny Appleseed". He really did travel around and plant apple trees. Parts of his life have been exaggerated and mythologized, but he did exist unlike the others you named.

  • @nixuniverse5240
    @nixuniverse5240 4 роки тому +11464

    Isn’t it kinda misogynistic to say that the only way for a woman to be as good as the average man is with literal superpowers ?

    • @amf8648
      @amf8648 4 роки тому +2159

      Yep. The original was an ACTUAL feminist movie. This thing is just trying to be woke and trick people into watching. Is just a hollow shell of nothingness

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 4 роки тому +295

      Something about that doesn’t add up

    • @PJEllison
      @PJEllison 4 роки тому +485

      in its own right, that's pretty sexist.

    • @tigera5941
      @tigera5941 4 роки тому +601

      @Cole Ritter Yeah, when she had those powers. This makes it look like a woman can't be good if she isn't born special or something

    • @clararose
      @clararose 4 роки тому +22

      Yes.

  • @lemmonnthing
    @lemmonnthing 4 роки тому +630

    WHERE WAS “dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow” ?!?!?!?!

  • @dipupandey1101
    @dipupandey1101 4 роки тому +209

    The only thing good about this movie is people are actually Asian other than the last air bender

    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah they look like they went to different country when the fire nation attack

    • @habibahmift
      @habibahmift 4 роки тому +30

      What movie? There is no The Last Airbender movie in Ba Sing Se
      Edit: I typed movie twice lol

    • @Bee-kv5tx
      @Bee-kv5tx 3 роки тому +8

      I thought we agreed to not talk about that movie anymore....

    • @semolinalibra
      @semolinalibra 3 роки тому +3

      Never heard of it

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +3

      @@habibahmift here we are safe. Here we are free.

  • @Kent_the_space_potato
    @Kent_the_space_potato 4 роки тому +786

    What's this?! Disney's direct-to-DVD sequels is evolving!

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 роки тому +70

      Just backwards

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 4 роки тому +26

      More like malfunctioning

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 4 роки тому +30

      These live-action remakes ARE basically the new direct-to-DVD sequels of this generation, but at least those had the decency to remain direct-to-video where they belonged, not in theaters and treated as anything to be taken seriously. Ugh.

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 4 роки тому +6

      @@Wawagirl17 I honestly thought Tarzan 2 was pretty good

    • @bellalaxx
      @bellalaxx 4 роки тому +15

      Honestly the Mulan straight to video sequel is better than the live action version :/

  • @jurassicparkmark4188
    @jurassicparkmark4188 4 роки тому +1440

    Disney is the movie version of EA

    • @mariapaz6379
      @mariapaz6379 4 роки тому +109

      More like blizzard, sometimes amazing and sometimes destroying the dreams and hopes of those who love them the most.

    • @jurassicparkmark4188
      @jurassicparkmark4188 4 роки тому +32

      @@mariapaz6379 i have personally never played a game by that developing team but it still sounds accurate so.....

    • @hard-fard235
      @hard-fard235 4 роки тому +26

      disney is even worse

    • @thetoothpasteeater3963
      @thetoothpasteeater3963 4 роки тому +6

      Yup

    • @mathib04
      @mathib04 4 роки тому +10

      @@mariapaz6379 you can say the same thing about ea

  • @masonwhite3728
    @masonwhite3728 4 роки тому +127

    I don’t know how, but Disney somehow managed to make the move rushed and incredibly slow at the same time.

  • @blueteller
    @blueteller 4 роки тому +527

    I can't forgive the movie for a simple reason: they completely removed the moment when Mulan cut her hair. The most significant, impactful moment of the original, and it's *gone.* It was so emotional and full of symbolism! Mulan didn't even get a haircut here - just to have her long hair blow in the wind. How shallow is that??

    • @jankytheabyss-walker6908
      @jankytheabyss-walker6908 4 роки тому +45

      From what i hear Disney only removed it bc it wasn't culturally accurate

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 роки тому +126

      Janky The Abyss-walker that would make sense but the movie failed to be culturally accurate overall

    • @blueteller
      @blueteller 4 роки тому +7

      @@jankytheabyss-walker6908 What exactly "wasn't culturally accurate"?? Please explain to me. Because if it's something stupid like "the kimono design was all wrong" or "the music was too western" I swear I'm gonna scream.

    • @melrose1138
      @melrose1138 4 роки тому +55

      BlueTeller warriors had long hair back then, costume design being wrong is legit reason considering historical aspect.

    • @brkli1485
      @brkli1485 4 роки тому +72

      @@blueteller for starters, witches aren't really a thing in chinese culture. it's more of a european thing. xiran jay zhao made a great video about this so I recommend checking it out.

  • @adrianasabode1583
    @adrianasabode1583 4 роки тому +709

    This mulan is so bland boring and personalityless. The movie had no mushu li shang or music. It was so bad I switched to the original mulan mid movie

    • @Nush
      @Nush 4 роки тому +9

      I did the same thing with Lady and the Tramp lmao

    • @LemonnNote
      @LemonnNote 4 роки тому +48

      Once me and my dad were watching tv and an ad for the live action remake for Mulan aired, and my dad said, and I quote.... *"why would Disney make a remake of a good movie? And more so, why would they waste so much money to make a movie that probably won't even do good?"*

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 4 роки тому +24

      @@LemonnNote your dad is a really smart dad and is correct. My parents would be like or my mom "omG mOviE fRom mY chIldHooD i loVe iT" honestly yeah sure nostalgia is great but you can't be like nostalgia is gonna make the movie any good

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 4 роки тому +3

      @@LemonnNote What a good father you have.

    • @lightyagami4535
      @lightyagami4535 3 роки тому +2

      @@LemonnNote me and my mom watched this movie and when I told her I didn’t like it she said “You just don’t like it because it’s not animation. Why do you always have to compare animated movies to live action?” Sorry I want to watch movies with good quality!

  • @w0rmking268
    @w0rmking268 4 роки тому +77

    this movie is like they purposely took every good part out of the original movie and were like "fantastic, publish it"

  • @kuronekochanII
    @kuronekochanII 4 роки тому +1008

    I feel like disney should apologise for this movie

    • @thetrfh
      @thetrfh 4 роки тому +39

      It's a live action remake that panders to a race and is filled with shallow Wokeness. They won't apologize for anything lol

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 4 роки тому +36

      ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣ ΣΤΕΦΑΝΑΚΗΣ but it flopped in China anyways. Also it doesn’t pander to a race, it panders to Disney fans who will watch it just because it’s by Disney. And it panders to the CCP government

    • @bensoesbee1791
      @bensoesbee1791 4 роки тому +19

      I can’t believe they had the audacity to make people pay for this 😕

    • @angelflores3765
      @angelflores3765 4 роки тому +12

      Lol they really tried to make us pay 30$ for this piece of shit movie. Good thing twitter came in handy

    • @amandahealey2216
      @amandahealey2216 4 роки тому +7

      @Yussef I'm a Disney fan, and I decided to boycott this movie a long time ago

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +465

    this movie thanked the security firm that is handling those chinese muslims in those interment camps

    • @asmajalis
      @asmajalis 4 роки тому +43

      Mathieu Leader ik it’s so sick!

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 4 роки тому +56

      and the lead actress supports the hong kong police

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 4 роки тому +8

      @@whatthehellisthis that too

    • @saiquatabassum6321
      @saiquatabassum6321 4 роки тому +11

      Both are terrible. Wtf

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 4 роки тому +4

      Nive Is Unicorn Fluff The lead actress is a Chinese national if she didn’t thank the Hong Kong Police this movie wouldn’t be shown in China

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 4 роки тому +57

    Mulan: Original, empowering, emotional, funny, charming, colourful, great music with iconic musical numbers that are still known today
    Mulan 2020:

  • @2torial506
    @2torial506 4 роки тому +795

    Director: Let’s make the movie as realistic as possible
    The movie: RuNInG On WalL

    • @zendatheys9326
      @zendatheys9326 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @GiulianaBruna
      @GiulianaBruna 4 роки тому +48

      "Mulan now has goku-like powers"

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +62

      Let’s remove crickey and Mushu, they’re too cartoony and unrealistic for this movie.
      nOw aDd a liiTle gIrl rUnNinG oN a BuiLdiNg anD a ShApesHifTiNG sOrCEresS

    • @synth3662
      @synth3662 4 роки тому +3

      dont forget the fabric scene

    • @yugimon1208
      @yugimon1208 4 роки тому +4

      Theyre just focusing their chi in the bottom of their feet

  • @Angel_Gomez
    @Angel_Gomez 4 роки тому +624

    And they thanked the Chinese government's concentration camp in the credits. Well done Disney!

    • @itsthecamaroguy
      @itsthecamaroguy 4 роки тому +136

      I bet Walt Disney is rolling in his grave right now pissed off at what his company became.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 4 роки тому +122

      Yeah. I honeslty don't even care that the movie is so insanely bad. Its just a movie afterall. But Disneys disgusting ethics make me wanna puke. Disney existed during ww2. Imagine if they endorsed the holocaust back then. Disney has really fallen over time.

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 4 роки тому +63

      Didn't the actress of Mulan also criticize the HK protesters or something?

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 4 роки тому +78

      @@Sercil00 yeah she did. How dare citizens of Hong kong protect their human rights and freedom. They must listen to papa Ping.

    • @itsthecamaroguy
      @itsthecamaroguy 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sercil00 wouldn’t doubt it

  • @egcart4957
    @egcart4957 4 роки тому +141

    Another reason not to watch the movie, the main actress that plays Mulan openly is against the Hong king protest and “stands with the police”

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 роки тому +1

      what did the hong kong police do? (sorry i'm uneducated)

    • @egcart4957
      @egcart4957 4 роки тому +20

      @@chillsis1650 its a big ordeal, its been happening for almost 2 years now, and its still happening. You can look up more but a summary is, Hong Kong's government is very suppressive and overruling with a dictator, citizens are protesting and police are responding with violence and killing people. literally killing thousands. I recommend you look it up to see what's happening in full

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 роки тому +7

      @@egcart4957 that’s awful how can the actress stand with the police?

    • @oliverrumagit4101
      @oliverrumagit4101 4 роки тому +2

      fun fact : the protesters started the violance first , of course the police just did their job, there will be no police using force if there is no violance

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 роки тому +19

      @@oliverrumagit4101 Bot or stupid?

  • @tzushii4672
    @tzushii4672 4 роки тому +565

    Am i the only one that notices the Wizard101 music?

    • @glee643
      @glee643 4 роки тому +38

      just checking to see if i was the only one who heard it

    • @AvengeZealot
      @AvengeZealot 4 роки тому +13

      Same lmao

    • @The_Court_Poet
      @The_Court_Poet 4 роки тому +10

      I heard it too!

    • @lachezarfilipov5120
      @lachezarfilipov5120 4 роки тому +34

      I could hear this soundtrack from a mile away and I'll get ptsd of my empty PayPal...

    • @EndersStuff
      @EndersStuff 4 роки тому +4

      you are not

  • @thehauntedattic4279
    @thehauntedattic4279 4 роки тому +307

    I have lost faith in Disney...
    ... I still believe in Pixar tho

    • @twohandedswordsman852
      @twohandedswordsman852 4 роки тому +47

      I wish Pixar will eventually stop being part of Disney.

    • @pancakeyumyum2323
      @pancakeyumyum2323 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah because Pixar, is genuinely trying, and the last film Disney made that wasn’t a remake or sequel is Zootopia

    • @ryzaelishaadriano3240
      @ryzaelishaadriano3240 4 роки тому +7

      dream works is literally so better

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 роки тому +4

      I've got some bad news for you...

    • @dizzydrake4433
      @dizzydrake4433 4 роки тому +1

      Wonder what they would make without disney.

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 4 роки тому +45

    With Mulan's powers, she could stop COVID19 and not even try

  • @noxturne16
    @noxturne16 4 роки тому +553

    Mulan 2 was better than this dumpster remake

  • @BucketM0nster
    @BucketM0nster 4 роки тому +170

    Seeing the way that the live-action remakes of Disney movies are going right now, I don't want a live-action remake of Treasure Planet anymore...

    • @lili-oy1xf
      @lili-oy1xf 4 роки тому +2

      O no are they really doing that?

    • @msprettymaze
      @msprettymaze 4 роки тому +2

      Oh god pls no😭

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 4 роки тому +13

      I feel relieved now that treasure planet wasn't so popular when it came out so now not so many people know about it. And, more importantly, I can't be shameless cash-in due to that.

    • @peterfrank3365
      @peterfrank3365 4 роки тому +2

      That was the only Disney animated film I want to see rebooted into live-action. After 'Mulan', I'm with you.

    • @arceo2539
      @arceo2539 2 роки тому

      Don't put the idea into the world man. There will be no mercy from them.

  • @eddie4346
    @eddie4346 3 роки тому +23

    There’s actually a far better live-action movie about Mulan that i watched in middle school, called “Mulan: Rise of a Warrior”. It was a whole lot more serious than both the 2020 film and the animated 1998 movie. It was a thousand times more realistic than either one. No “chi” stuff, no dragon or phoenix, just a film version about the legend of the woman who took her father’s place as a soldier, Hua Mulan.
    From what I’ve seen, there are plenty of good reviews and from what the UA-cam Search Engine has showed me, there are a lot of people who find the 2009 film to be superior to the 2020 disney film, despite how different the 2009 film is to the 1998 animated film (Granted, that was the director, Jingle Ma’s, plan.)
    It’s a movie for more mature audiences and has a LOT of blood and death. But if you want a look into what the live-action Mulan film should have REALLY looked like, I recommend giving Mulan: Rise of a Warrior a watch.
    Also, make sure you have tissues on hand, just in case.

  • @TheRealArtDoctor
    @TheRealArtDoctor 4 роки тому +224

    Disney is the ultimate ripoff company when you realize that all their stories are taken on a book or a public domain fairy tale😂

    • @potatoesareamazing8622
      @potatoesareamazing8622 4 роки тому +2

      The Art Doctor omg so true lol

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 роки тому +19

      Lilo and Stich, Lady and the Tramp, and Zootopia were original.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 роки тому +15

      icecream hero Lady and the tramp was based on a Cosmopolitan Magazine article from 1945, so it’s not original.

    • @isabelabraga9111
      @isabelabraga9111 4 роки тому +3

      Or plays, like The Lion King

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 роки тому +6

      To be fair the original fairy tales were much darker so Disney adapted it for kids. But yeah very few are originals

  • @anisanurraudah8383
    @anisanurraudah8383 4 роки тому +483

    *Can't wait to see how Disney will ruin The Little Mermaid.*

    • @shakinspider
      @shakinspider 4 роки тому +58

      imagine if they get tired of their own movies and move on to Pixar

    • @shakinspider
      @shakinspider 4 роки тому +67

      I would fucking shit myself if they make a cars or toy story remake

    • @emmazimmer4659
      @emmazimmer4659 4 роки тому +18

      honestly i’m lookin forward to seeing halle bailey. she has a great voice and looks exactly like ariel would.

    • @thetrfh
      @thetrfh 4 роки тому +33

      @@emmazimmer4659 um she looks nothing like Ariel but ok

    • @emmazimmer4659
      @emmazimmer4659 4 роки тому +5

      ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣ ΣΤΕΦΑΝΑΚΗΣ yeah she does ? her face n eyes especially are on point

  • @j-j8984
    @j-j8984 3 роки тому +21

    "it's just, Hi-Bye" never heard anything that sums up this movie more perfectly
    Also can I just say how *COOL* a CGI Mushu could have looked! It could have been so awesome!!

  • @idontexist7856
    @idontexist7856 4 роки тому +186

    That feeling when the Mulan live action is worse than the Kim possible live action despite being an intended theater release with over 10 times the budget.

  • @annabanana7659
    @annabanana7659 4 роки тому +70

    Mulan 2020: You know what? I'm tired of hiding who I am so I'm gonna go off on the battlefield without any armor and let my long hair flow with the wind!
    Me: You still need armor, you dunce! And your hair might get caught by weapons or enemies might yank them back to cut off your head!
    Mulan 2020: Fool! I have the best armor of all: PLOT ARMOR!

  • @GlitchedOutReality
    @GlitchedOutReality 4 роки тому +38

    Disney: Release a classic movie
    Disney 35 yrs later: Let's do it agian

  • @williamsmith9946
    @williamsmith9946 4 роки тому +174

    They literally made her the man of the situation, when a man wins something against a woman like an arm wrestling match people say "Of course he won hes a man!" Now whenever mulan does something better than the men we say "Of course she did she has Chi!"

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 4 роки тому +7

      Well when you have literal superpowers that let you kick arrows then it is kinda bs. Also in your example typically guys do the powerlifting and heavy workouts. Im not just being sexist, in my highschool there are like 3 girls in the weight training class and they dont do anything, they just wanted the credit to graduate

  • @brentlacey5
    @brentlacey5 4 роки тому +110

    "Yes lets remove my protective armor so people can see that I have a womans body." -mulan probably

    • @demonicdonte7892
      @demonicdonte7892 3 роки тому +11

      Btw, that armor is from her father’s. So she literally removed her father’s armor that protected her from death.

    • @eo4722
      @eo4722 3 роки тому +2

      @@demonicdonte7892 lmao

  • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
    @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 роки тому +26

    Him: why would you spend 30 dollars on a movie?
    Me: "laughs in piracy"

    • @jackieec
      @jackieec 3 роки тому +5

      “We’re pirates, we dont know what that means!”-Hondo Onaka
      Gotta do it the Hondo way , still i hated it, it was so bad

  • @kingpatatochip3357
    @kingpatatochip3357 4 роки тому +199

    A reminder that all the changes was to appeal to a china based audience, yet it just made the movie floop thare too

    • @GiulianaBruna
      @GiulianaBruna 4 роки тому +4

      The best reviews are the "Chinese person reviews Mulan".

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 роки тому +25

      Those were made to PLEASE Chinese people? I thought I heard people complaining about how the design department did little to no research on the culture and got costumes, colors, patterns and customs all wrong and the whole movie is just a jumbled mix of different eras and dynasties without picking a single spot to base their references from.

    • @kingpatatochip3357
      @kingpatatochip3357 4 роки тому +15

      @@pokaay3163 Thats why it flopped, the changes thay made had a good reason but very, VERY poor execution.

    • @awcdroid
      @awcdroid 4 роки тому +6

      It actually flopped in China. The demographic they were pandering too even hated it.

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 роки тому +2

      I think the movie got banned in China

  • @cassylk22
    @cassylk22 4 роки тому +247

    Disney sucks at live-action, plain and simple

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 4 роки тому +5

      Sure thing.

    • @swain-Ix1tv
      @swain-Ix1tv 4 роки тому +14

      nah it doesn't. some live action films were really good, like maleficent or cinderella, even the jungle book and the lion king.

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 роки тому +31

      @ninette lion king felt like a boring national geographic documentary. it was so dumb seeing a full grown realistic lion singing on screen. the only reason why it exists was so they could show people how they make really good realistic cgi animals, which will probably age poorly.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 роки тому +8

      @@swain-Ix1tv Lion king sucked.....Aladdin and jungle book ans Cinderella sns beauty and the beast ans maleficent are rhe best live action remakes

    • @swain-Ix1tv
      @swain-Ix1tv 4 роки тому +2

      @@jarrodedson5441 i guess that's my opinion. i think it was a decent film but i don't like how scar looked like

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 роки тому +70

    Piracy is for people who don’t wanna spend $30 plus a subscription to watch a mediocre movie.

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 4 роки тому +22

      Don't you think calling it mediocre is giving it too much credit.

  • @hooverhimself7220
    @hooverhimself7220 4 роки тому +325

    I really liked Aladdin, didn’t like the lion King, but Milan was a straight dumpster fire

    • @Tj_Druid
      @Tj_Druid 4 роки тому +33

      The Italian city? :v

    • @Nush
      @Nush 4 роки тому +23

      MILAN 😂😂😂😂

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 4 роки тому +30

      For me, the Aladdin remake was kinda mediocre for me. My friend loves it and once said on this channel that it was her favorite remake, but for me, they kind of ruined a lot of stuff. Especially the villain, he was really cool and threatening in the original, but they made him so bland and awful in the remake, and he didn't even get to turn into a snake and sing an evil version of Prince Ali. Also, they unnecessarily put in a girl power song for Jasmine... not saying Speechless is bad as a song but... though I will admit, it IS one of the better remakes I've seen, and at least it's got an awesome version of the Genie. I really like how Will puts his own talent and flavor into the new one, just like with Robin in the original!~

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому +11

      Ah yes Milan

    • @alisonanddanlindsey
      @alisonanddanlindsey 4 роки тому +5

      Aladdin is awesome, the animated one and the remake, Lion King was eh, and Mulan, well, I won't be watching it 😂

  • @PxlNinja
    @PxlNinja 4 роки тому +90

    mulan, more like poolan
    (get it guys because when you reference poop with a form of media it is bad)

  • @hunniduu
    @hunniduu 4 роки тому +58

    im 19 and i actually still play wizard 101, and so i thought the game opened over youtube and i got confused lol.

    • @CosmicChronicles_Official
      @CosmicChronicles_Official 4 роки тому +6

      yooo i miss that game so much played it when i was 9 im 19 now turning 20 good to see its still going :D

    • @golden.fire.princess9653
      @golden.fire.princess9653 3 роки тому +4

      me too I was searching for comments and I thought I was the only one who heard wizard101 music, I thought my game was open as well LOL nice to see another player ^^

    • @legomanlmt1820
      @legomanlmt1820 3 роки тому +1

      I just went back when it was free for last winter and the music was very distracting

    • @S4L3MTR13
      @S4L3MTR13 3 роки тому

      Thank fuck I'm not the only one who noticed the music lmao

  • @MiahSolos
    @MiahSolos 4 роки тому +137

    The wizard 101 music makes me feel so nostalgic

    • @yilso8663
      @yilso8663 4 роки тому +1

      I KNOW

    • @kristybob4784
      @kristybob4784 4 роки тому +1

      I was genuinely about to ask if this was the wizard101 music

    • @1800kay
      @1800kay 4 роки тому

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @sleepyfox8970
      @sleepyfox8970 4 роки тому +1

      i couldnt even here what the dude was saying my brain just amplified the music in my head and i started looking for my laptop lol

    • @xannymanny9754
      @xannymanny9754 3 роки тому

      @@sleepyfox8970 lmaooo same

  • @nycholette9147
    @nycholette9147 4 роки тому +24

    The movie did change the word 'hun' to the appropriate word, but then they added the witch and that kinda took away the good boy point :|

  • @K0JHIN
    @K0JHIN 4 роки тому +177

    anybody else get hit with a wave of nostalgia because he used the wizard 101 menu music as the background music

    • @Gingerman82
      @Gingerman82 4 роки тому +5

      Absofrickinglutly

    • @jayjaykookie2456
      @jayjaykookie2456 4 роки тому +3

      Omg right???

    • @lindafuentes783
      @lindafuentes783 4 роки тому +4

      Omfg yes I had to rewatch the video cause I needed to confirm that I was hearing it right lol

    • @IzzyAndAndy
      @IzzyAndAndy 4 роки тому +3

      I was wondering what memory it was triggering. My god

    • @felixcrentist1595
      @felixcrentist1595 4 роки тому +1

      @@Gingerman82 Haha

  • @jcoster8291
    @jcoster8291 4 роки тому +94

    Yeah never mind the interment camps and the actual human rights abuses, this movie just sucked. My favorite line from the movie was "I would prefer to be executed" when she reveals she's a women for no reason, and the line that infuriates me to no end was the butchered
    line about 2 rabbits running side by side from the original ballad that almost perfectly sums up Mulan's moral that they completely dropped the ball with

  • @thediamonddragon1369
    @thediamonddragon1369 3 роки тому +21

    The shapeshifter: “I could kill you in the blink of an eye”
    The shapeshifter later on . . . . . Dies without doing a thing . . . . . Yes that’s a good character who has clearly contributed a lot to this movie

  • @timfilm2499
    @timfilm2499 4 роки тому +125

    I hope Disney doesn’t make live action remakes of pixar films

    • @itsthecamaroguy
      @itsthecamaroguy 4 роки тому +35

      I hope they give up on live action altogether after realizing how bad this one is.

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 4 роки тому +2

      ItsTheCamaroGuy nah, they can screw animation just as badly. It’s just that the time frame of bad films and live action focus match up

    • @madeleine1465
      @madeleine1465 4 роки тому +2

      if they do that i might just jump off the roof

    • @geovanibenjamin8940
      @geovanibenjamin8940 4 роки тому +19

      I feel like a toy story life action would definetly give several children and even adults a new phobia

    • @itsthecamaroguy
      @itsthecamaroguy 4 роки тому +7

      @@geovanibenjamin8940 it would be a trainwreck but probably a real funny one

  • @herrtituswinslow4717
    @herrtituswinslow4717 4 роки тому +116

    Dang, you and schafrillas should have had a collab and just annihilated this movie in one video

    • @callmejulia96
      @callmejulia96 4 роки тому +13

      I would’ve fucking loved that omg

  • @sapphiree.unordinary
    @sapphiree.unordinary 4 роки тому +14

    Disney: We’re taking out all your favourite characters and songs to make it more “realistic”
    Also Disney: Haha magic chi goes brr

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime 4 роки тому +35

    My friend watched the pirated version and was disappointed and said she wanted her 2 hours back.

    • @uf3732
      @uf3732 4 роки тому +24

      tfw u didn't pay and still feel ripped off

  • @evevoli
    @evevoli 4 роки тому +154

    everyone: mulan 2020 bad
    me, not even paying attention to the video: hehe wizard101 background music go brrr

    • @TzrcWolf_
      @TzrcWolf_ 4 роки тому +4

      Wow I haven’t played w101 in so long ;-;

    • @evevoli
      @evevoli 4 роки тому +2

      @My Subliminal Results yes tis i, mr. Calcium Deficiency himself. plus ultra

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 4 роки тому

      Deku on your icon is so kawaii!~

    • @jonasbahn1466
      @jonasbahn1466 4 роки тому +1

      dude i was trying to place where i heard the music, fucking got me when i finally figured it out

    • @tinhead_junk
      @tinhead_junk 4 роки тому

      me, not even paying attention to the video: drawing invader zim fanart go brrr brrr

  • @layzabullit
    @layzabullit 3 роки тому +6

    You didn't only need a Disney+ subscription, you also needed a premier access subscription. Thanks, Disney. I love having subscriptions to be able to utilise part of my subscriptions.

  • @juliam7367
    @juliam7367 4 роки тому +45

    Me trying to focus on this video while the song from wizard101 plays in the background: 👁👄👁

  • @pumpkinsmush2489
    @pumpkinsmush2489 4 роки тому +74

    This movie gives off mad [REDACTED] movie vibes...

    • @Hai_im.cat1
      @Hai_im.cat1 4 роки тому +10

      We do not speak of that movie

    • @Theguyguyguy14
      @Theguyguyguy14 4 роки тому +13

      *THERE*
      *IS*
      *NO*
      *THE*
      *LAST*
      *AIRBENDER*
      *MOVIE*

  • @sleepyexe644
    @sleepyexe644 4 роки тому +6

    Mulan (original): If you work hard, you can accomplish anything. Friendship can help you through anything. Just because you're a girl, doesn't mean you can't do anything.
    Mulan (2020): Magic powers are the ONLY WAY to become a powerful woman!!!
    And hadn't the history of witches started from Salem, in Europe? I don't recall witches or wizards in any Asians folklore.

    • @KizilXD
      @KizilXD 4 роки тому

      Waman gud man bad
      Now give munee

  • @ginnyevilshadow1458
    @ginnyevilshadow1458 4 роки тому +40

    That Wizard101 music in the background hitting hard rn

  • @cedar5616
    @cedar5616 4 роки тому +53

    Disney: releases bad Mulan movie
    24FoN: Let’s get down to business

  • @harryshell212
    @harryshell212 3 роки тому +11

    In the most mediocre way possible: it feels like a year 4 school play where both the kids, teachers and parents don’t give a shit.

  • @noahdavis8559
    @noahdavis8559 4 роки тому +23

    Screw this, I'm just watching the original Mulan. I haven't in years and this makes me miss it dearly.

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 4 роки тому +23

    Imagine the gru meme:
    Make more kids movies.
    Make 3D animation for starters.
    Make 3D remakes of classics.
    Make them live actions despite the fact that most of the classics only have animals and magical beings.
    Make them live actions despite the fact that most of the classics only have animals and magical beings?!

  • @harkelan
    @harkelan 3 роки тому +6

    *Old mulan* : Effort
    *New mulan* : Chi
    Stonks

  • @baileyg3482
    @baileyg3482 4 роки тому +104

    I haven’t seen the movie and I was about to, but now I feel like I have a summery of it and yes, it seems really boring thank you for stopping me from watching this monstrosity

    • @dawnbutsophie
      @dawnbutsophie 4 роки тому +6

      i'm extremely disappointed because i love the original mulan so, so much, she's been my favorite disney princess since i was young and just - i'm furious that they ruined it. it was perfect yet they messed with it and just - sigh.

    • @jordanplayz5637
      @jordanplayz5637 4 роки тому +1

      u just not gonna watch a movie cuz 1 source said its bad? Damn sheeple much lol

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 4 роки тому +1

      Vet- Chef
      www.imdb.com/title/tt4566758/
      www.metacritic.com/movie/mulan-2020
      www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mulan_2020
      www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-26/disney-mulan-china-ballad/12699122
      It made US$43.8 million on a budget of US$200 million.

    • @jordanplayz5637
      @jordanplayz5637 4 роки тому +1

      @@nosrah9660 Granted your comment suggested that this video was the sole reason you didn't watch it. But I guess these links are supposed to rebuttal my comment? Cmon now, use your noggin fam (Edit lol didn't see the profits... my point still stands.)

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 4 роки тому +20

    Btw, parts of the movie were filmed near several concentration camps (with people locked in them).
    I wish I was making this up.

    • @bnbtnt3045
      @bnbtnt3045 4 роки тому +3

      And the main actress says she supports the hongkong police

  • @guy1774
    @guy1774 4 роки тому +9

    Producer 1: WE NEED TO MAKE THE MOVIE SERIOUS!NO COMIC RELIEFS OR SONGS!
    Producer 2: But what’s the point of the shapeshifter and Phoenix?
    Producer 1: they won’t notice , they just watch this movie for nostalgia
    Producer 2: ok THIS MOVIE CAN pOsSiBaLlY fail :D

  • @josephpainter1485
    @josephpainter1485 4 роки тому +39

    That wizard 101 music is so fire

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 4 роки тому +15

    "Hot Ip Man guy" has to be the most accurate description of Donnie Yen I've ever heard.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 роки тому +3

    Remember how Mulan was such a bad soldier that her commander legit told her to leave? At night? Like, "you're such a lost cause, I want you to leave this camp and skip all the formalities and bureaucracy that would keep you here longer. Get out." Remember that?
    And then, after being told to leave, she decided to stay and not only work harder to prove herself, but also figure out the lesson the arrow at the top of the pole was supposed to teach? The soldiers were tasked with reaching the arrow, but they had two weights on their arms, and Mulan figured out that she needed to _use_ the weights to reach the arrow, not just have them weigh her down.
    Remember how powerful a moment that was?
    Imagine that happening with magic chi powers. Using inner strength, determination, and discipline to reach your goals? Nah, if you want to achieve things, you need magic powers.

  • @heyitzdaredevil8305
    @heyitzdaredevil8305 4 роки тому +56

    Rey: "First Time?"

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 4 роки тому +62

    Let’s be honest,Mulan’s real love interest was the Witch. (What is the Witch’s real name?)

  • @bartholomewrl2375
    @bartholomewrl2375 4 роки тому +91

    Also the actor of Mulan has the most basic face and no expressions and it makes her character even more bland

  • @thatforemankid2262
    @thatforemankid2262 4 роки тому +68

    WHY IS WIZARD 101 PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND