This guy is a genius who's a comedian and a comedian who's a genius, i mean how does he come up with this funny but yet so smart ideas 👏👏👏👏 #JamesVeitch
just 4:22 minutes!! I wish there was al least double of his puns and jokes. I had seen it three years ago and still makes me come back to watch it again
You are hysterical! I do the same things on my forms. I actually drew a apple at the top of my drs. Form and I discovered it did not keep the dr away. Turns out a orange would've worked lol
@@ts757arse I didn’t expect to get on the topic of Combine Harvesters, but I didn’t expect reading the phrase ‘It’s super quiet’. A quiet combine harvester… Must be pleasant, also what exactly are you using it for again? Meat harvesting or Plant weeding?
@@ts757arse ahhhh okay, thank you for explaining! That silencer mechanic sure is handy, glad you were able to get your hands on it. Thanks for indulging me with this trivia, this was an interesting coversation.
Most Netflix specials aren't made by Netflix the comedians make them themself then sell the footage to Netflix the only thing that makes it a Netflix special is the rights are exclusive to Netflix. And on the occasions that Netflix do help out with production, the featured performer has initially pitched the idea to Netflix, Netflix doesn't proactively make specials. So if James Veitch doesn't have a Netflix special it's most likely because he hasn't made or pitched one.
@@myriamguns2162 really? Cause I thought how it worked was Netflix funded the special. Like in Hasan Minhaj’s “homecoming king” they are very clearly aware that what they are filming is a Netflix special and not just a special that will be pitched to Netflix.
@@guy2574 You should probably ask 24magiccarrot who seems to know all about the procedure. And if you already know, then no need to ask anyone obviously.
God Dear God, You obviously know I don't pray very often, but that also means I don't ask for much. But since you're right here in the comments section I thought I'd go ahead and ask for you to tell the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to please stop soliciting me, they always seem to get me right as I've logged into Pornhub. Also, please forgive all the masterbation.
i was going to leave a detailed comment about how i appreciate this kind of comedy and my favorite parts but instead i’ll just say FUCKING ON POINT I LOVE IT
The doctor "have you ever considered" line was the most obvious. It kinda worked in his favour though I think, made it clearer what the doctor _meant_ to say.
I was legit curious how mental health professionals would interpret that since a lot of the screeners I've done (general depression screener, adhd, anxiety) are just... so badly or weirdly worded with little to no explanation. And sometimes they are outright asking if OTHER people would notice things and like how would I know what someone else notices?? When I fill them out by hand I typically end up adding extra explanations off to the side, because I'm always like "Okay but I know THIS is screening for depression, but that QUESTION is referring to a form of executive function that in my case is already hindered constantly by the adhd that we've known I have since age 12, so answering Nearly Every Day to that needs a clarifying asterisk..." (granted, these days a lot of the same meds are used for both adhd and depression, depending on the person, but still!) ...I probably should have been screened for anxiety a lot sooner, I'm guessing
I saw him last night at the town hall. He was very very funny!! If he mentions the girl he messaged on Tinder can you give me an update? I want to know if she responded!
I have loved James since I first saw his TEDTalks about replying to spam mail and trying to unsubscribe.... just look for them, watch and then try to pick yourself up off the floor like a drunk person trying not fall off the planet 👍😍
James ... I thoroughly enjoy watching your videos! Thank you for sharing them with us (I admit I'm a little more obsessed with rubber duckies now lol) and your talent. V/R
I watched it twice, the second time looking for the messed up punchlines, having not noticed any the first time. The only one I spotted was "Have you ever considered..", being changed to "have you considered." As I say, I didn't notice that the first time. If there are any others, they just seemed part of the act to me.
I had to scroll wayyyyyyy too far down the comments to find someone who mentioned that this is an ADHD screening questionnaire. Source: have done questionnaire, am ADHD 🙃
For all the people surprised James is still alive; I highly doubt he is. The James you see on stage there looks far to much like a robot clone. Just saying
James~I must learn not to watch a new video from you after 8pm! It's 3:20am and I have, quite unintentionally of course, awakened my entire family by guffawing at the top of my lungs. I, quite rightly, blamed you~so be prepared for the sleepy wrath of several pissed off folks from here in Canada. It's entirely your fault for being so funny! No one but yourself to blame. Sorry (a required apology as I AM a Canuck eh?) Jenn 💖 in Canada 🍁
AwesomestGangster I may be wrong, but he wasn't the opening act. The comedy festival opens with an 'all-stars' show, where they get lots of different comedians to do 5 minutes or so. So noone got much longer, and it's a privelidge to be invited as it means you're considered one of the best
James Veitch I am honoured that you replied. I just mean there are so many fans of yours who just love your videos but if you are posting so rarely when someone new comes to your channel that person might think the channel is dead and not subscribe and thus slowing down the channel growth.Plus if you rarely post than we can't recommend you to our friends either.
It's the classic Simpsons vs Fawlty Towers problem. The Simpsons has hundreds of episodes, but the jokes get less funny and more repetitive with every episode. Fawlty Towers is perfect, but there are only 12 episodes. I prefer the latter, and would happily rewatch episodes all day :)
Espère Toujours I mean I'm saying I'd rather James kept doing fewer videos and keep them as perfect as they are now, rather try to do more but risk them not being as good, but whatever... :P
Just realized that almost all of my favorite comedians are British: James Veitch, Eddie Izzard, Michael McIntyre, Joe Lycett. Suspect that John Mulaney must also secretly be British.
This shit is hilarious! The fast pace adds so much to it! And I love how James always mumbles for a bit while the audience is processing the joke, sounds bad but it's brilliant
If I am having a bad day I just watch one of your videos. I can watch them over and over. It's great humor and content that never gets old! Also, It's always good to work them smile bones out!!
So, when will he get a netflix special?
Ian Vila did you make that yourself?
Ian Vila in 1 second. He needs one!
Only legends like Amy Schumer get those
EoF Xmoss I must have mistook you. I read that as you put Amy Schumer and legend in the same sentence.
Legendarily stupid
“A number of years ago I went to see a therapist - obviously” 🤣🤣🤣
'thanks for your support' killed me.
This guy is a genius who's a comedian and a comedian who's a genius, i mean how does he come up with this funny but yet so smart ideas 👏👏👏👏
#JamesVeitch
just 4:22 minutes!! I wish there was al least double of his puns and jokes. I had seen it three years ago and still makes me come back to watch it again
❤ glad this chanel is back, we are blessed
Woooooohoo?another video BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!!..
James Veitch, you are so funny! Thank you.
absolutely incredible
This is bloody brilliant!
*A NEW VIDEO*
God has blessed us all
I love this guy
so proud!
You are hysterical! I do the same things on my forms. I actually drew a apple at the top of my drs. Form and I discovered it did not keep the dr away. Turns out a orange would've worked lol
That was great! I can't tell if you messed up any punchlines; it was hilarious!
So relatable
Yay!! 😊😊
I love this guy! I wish it was longer.
That's what she said
Our pastor says that sometimes too!
I’m sure that’s what all the girls say to him ;)
@@TheHaas123 see?
repeating the first comment gets you nothing....!
@@sadderwhiskeymann
You must be such fun at parties
We need to talk about the ducks.
What Ducks?
The ducks?
They are in my bathtub 😲
What ducks?
How dont you know about the ducks 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤( no duck emoji)
"How often do you watch James Veitch videos and wake up at ridiculous hours of the morning just to watch them?"
LITERALLY ALL THE TIME
False. He only uploads once every couple of months, so it is impossible that you do so all the time.
Electric26 [STK] Damn. I thought I constructed my story so perfectly and fool proof as well.
Don’t worry, it’s still a worthy comment :)
i do way to much
Electric26 You actually can watch them all the time, over and over again, so the statement is true :)
Diagnosis: The patient is hilarious.
Diagnosis: the patient is hysterical. No, not LITERALLY! He's hysterically funny!
@@ts757arse
Well that’s an interesting little info drop
@@ts757arse
Only if you wanna give more info, I just have a tendency to say everything in an absurdly formal way.
@@ts757arse
I didn’t expect to get on the topic of Combine Harvesters, but I didn’t expect reading the phrase ‘It’s super quiet’. A quiet combine harvester… Must be pleasant, also what exactly are you using it for again? Meat harvesting or Plant weeding?
@@ts757arse
ahhhh okay, thank you for explaining! That silencer mechanic sure is handy, glad you were able to get your hands on it. Thanks for indulging me with this trivia, this was an interesting coversation.
So many worse comedians get netflix specials, and some how this guy hasn't got one......
SomeBody OnceToldMe the fact that Amy Schumer has one and James doesn’t makes me question Netflix’s judgement.
Most Netflix specials aren't made by Netflix the comedians make them themself then sell the footage to Netflix the only thing that makes it a Netflix special is the rights are exclusive to Netflix.
And on the occasions that Netflix do help out with production, the featured performer has initially pitched the idea to Netflix, Netflix doesn't proactively make specials.
So if James Veitch doesn't have a Netflix special it's most likely because he hasn't made or pitched one.
@@24magiccarrot
You are right.
@@myriamguns2162 really? Cause I thought how it worked was Netflix funded the special.
Like in Hasan Minhaj’s “homecoming king” they are very clearly aware that what they are filming is a Netflix special and not just a special that will be pitched to Netflix.
@@guy2574
You should probably ask 24magiccarrot who seems to know all about the procedure.
And if you already know, then no need to ask anyone obviously.
Always a good day when James Vietch uploads. This is the kind of stupid and childish, but hilarious humor that I can't find anywhere else.
Humor is humor. There is literally nothing like childish humor and adult humor.
@@naqibfarhan4356 "literally"
you should check out Let's Game It Out(im not 4 years late shhh)
I feel like the channel anthpo scratches a similar itch of not just telling jokes, but actually acting out comedy in real life.
James, I demand you to make more videos so we can indulge in your comedic mind.
ONE LOVE
Aaaaaaaamen
I miss him
Darn ducks
Why cant he have a whole special
I SHOT THE SHERIFF
I SHOT THE SHERIFF
(BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY)
TWO LOVE
Looks like I’m winning this Tennis match
JV: A couple of years ago I went to see an therapist, obviously.
Audience: Laughs
JV: Thanks for your support
🤣
Woody Allen vibes right there
Someone give this man a Netflix special
CheesyBlueNips oh my gosh it's you, it's the real cheesy blue nips
lets please make that a thing
I would get a Netflix membership just for that.
Please do
I would watch that until my eyes bulged out of my head.
Just kidding, I wouldn't do that...obviously.
The world is a better place with you and your wit in it! :D
reply so that a popular comment isnt reply-less
Make that 2 then
Okay 3
Nononono get back on stage!! Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my night?
57210 JTRR sad but I feel the same I should really go to bed
god has posted
Corinne Ambler I feel
*I have*
I posted this before you and you get more likes??? I said “God had returned!”
*and now I have realised why I left in the first place*
God
Dear God,
You obviously know I don't pray very often, but that also means I don't ask for much. But since you're right here in the comments section I thought I'd go ahead and ask for you to tell the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to please stop soliciting me, they always seem to get me right as I've logged into Pornhub. Also, please forgive all the masterbation.
HE'S ALIVE!!!!
Yah, he sure is.
Great minds think alike C. more 😆
C. More you know he has a youtube channel?
C. More nevermind I realised this was posted ON his channel, excuse me.
Peter Sellers.
i was going to leave a detailed comment about how i appreciate this kind of comedy and my favorite parts but instead i’ll just say FUCKING ON POINT I LOVE IT
Big mood
If his Netflix special is not called “James and the giant veitch”. I will be severely disappointed in a wasted opportunity.
Hilarious! But everything you do is hilarious... So ... Par
Whoever disliked this video has no sense of humour
Arjun Menezes I think they missed
Obviously the scammers that he trolled in the past...
Humor. Not humour.
DigikidForever it’s both..............
Sprocket Creations lol
Great stuff, I love when comedians do creative and unique things to make their comedy better.
so I guess you are a big fan of Norm Macdonald.
What? No free toaster? I love James Veitch's humor. He needs way more credit than he gets. Thanks.
STOP ASKING ABOUT A FREE TOASTER!
an owls head can turn 360 degrees, but then it falls off
The toaster deal only applies to James Veitch International, sorry.
Does it matter that you messed up a few punchlines? NO, OH HELL NO, you’re great James, keep up the outstanding job :3
DefecatE Never even noticed! XD
He did?
cernol gluestick description :3
The doctor "have you ever considered" line was the most obvious. It kinda worked in his favour though I think, made it clearer what the doctor _meant_ to say.
@@SundaraRamanR I didn't really get that one, can somebody explain?
I love your videos, especially the replying to spam emails.
My favorite is the ducks!
How can one man be this funny?
Because he's actually 3 dogs in a trench coat?
This guy is the literal personification of chaotic neutral. AND I LOVE IT! 😁😂
As a mental health professional, I would LOVE if the folks I worked with would do this.
I was legit curious how mental health professionals would interpret that since a lot of the screeners I've done (general depression screener, adhd, anxiety) are just... so badly or weirdly worded with little to no explanation. And sometimes they are outright asking if OTHER people would notice things and like how would I know what someone else notices??
When I fill them out by hand I typically end up adding extra explanations off to the side, because I'm always like "Okay but I know THIS is screening for depression, but that QUESTION is referring to a form of executive function that in my case is already hindered constantly by the adhd that we've known I have since age 12, so answering Nearly Every Day to that needs a clarifying asterisk..." (granted, these days a lot of the same meds are used for both adhd and depression, depending on the person, but still!)
...I probably should have been screened for anxiety a lot sooner, I'm guessing
*"Flatmate Freya" wants to know your location*
I was there and was so pumped to see you live! You did great, can’t wait to se your full show!!
I saw him last night at the town hall. He was very very funny!! If he mentions the girl he messaged on Tinder can you give me an update? I want to know if she responded!
I have loved James since I first saw his TEDTalks about replying to spam mail and trying to unsubscribe.... just look for them, watch and then try to pick yourself up off the floor like a drunk person trying not fall off the planet 👍😍
James ... I thoroughly enjoy watching your videos! Thank you for sharing them with us (I admit I'm a little more obsessed with rubber duckies now lol) and your talent. V/R
YESSSSSSS RUBBER DUCKIES! I actually just got a pair of rubber Duckie earrings because of him :)
James. This is gold. Don't worry about "messing up" punchlines, it is perfect.
UA-cam notification: New from James Veitch-
Me: *Sets world record for fastest time clicked on a notification*
I watched it twice, the second time looking for the messed up punchlines, having not noticed any the first time. The only one I spotted was "Have you ever considered..", being changed to "have you considered." As I say, I didn't notice that the first time. If there are any others, they just seemed part of the act to me.
Phew! Almost got away with it then! Note to self; don't mention the mistakes.
I watched this years ago, and now I actually recognise the ADHD screening questions and yep. I’ve done like twenty of these in the past months.
I had to scroll wayyyyyyy too far down the comments to find someone who mentioned that this is an ADHD screening questionnaire.
Source: have done questionnaire, am ADHD 🙃
@@ShaunRuigrok Glad to be the mentally ill person in the comments who recognises psych screenings I guess
Wow, that cheering at the end. THEY LOVE YOU, JAMES. And so do we.
where can i get his glasses??? someone help!!
My only complaint is that I wish there was more. Seriously this guy never fails to make me laugh. Keep it up James, keep it up.
WOOOO James just makes my day, my week, my bloody year really. 😂😂🙄 This guy, is so effortlessly funny, I love it! ❣
*Enter funny comment about James getting a Netflix special here*
James Veitch is talked about way too little
Love you, James.
For all the people surprised James is still alive; I highly doubt he is. The James you see on stage there looks far to much like a robot clone. Just saying
I've got eye wrinkles because of you! Thanks for making me laugh, I love your humour.
Never clicked on a Video faster!!!
MORE OF YOU PLEASE!!!
You’re such a brilliant man!!
Thank you for keeping me so entertained!!
You know it's a good day when you get the notification from james veitch :D
I love you man! you need longer bits! Netflix?!?!?!?
Dude do more scam emails I love them and your other work
If this was a netflix special 90% of the people would be using netflix
People laughed. They got the jokes, it was fine. Matter of fact, the second slipped punchline actually feeds the premise.
James~I must learn not to watch a new video from you after 8pm! It's 3:20am and I have, quite unintentionally of course, awakened my entire family by guffawing at the top of my lungs. I, quite rightly, blamed you~so be prepared for the sleepy wrath of several pissed off folks from here in Canada. It's entirely your fault for being so funny! No one but yourself to blame. Sorry (a required apology as I AM a Canuck eh?)
Jenn 💖 in Canada 🍁
AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS RETURNED
You could make a religion out of this
How Long does it take you to make a comedy show
Why does he need to be the opening act and not the lead
AwesomestGangster I may be wrong, but he wasn't the opening act. The comedy festival opens with an 'all-stars' show, where they get lots of different comedians to do 5 minutes or so. So noone got much longer, and it's a privelidge to be invited as it means you're considered one of the best
Someone give this guy a Netflix special right now
Please upload more often.
Why do you post so rarely? If you are a bit active you would have had over 1 million subscribers by now.
Good question. I suppose i want to put out things that I think are good. And that takes a while. I don’t want to just post diary entries etc.
Do you think that’s the wrong approach?
James Veitch I am honoured that you replied.
I just mean there are so many fans of yours who just love your videos but if you are posting so rarely when someone new comes to your channel that person might think the channel is dead and not subscribe and thus slowing down the channel growth.Plus if you rarely post than we can't recommend you to our friends either.
It's the classic Simpsons vs Fawlty Towers problem. The Simpsons has hundreds of episodes, but the jokes get less funny and more repetitive with every episode. Fawlty Towers is perfect, but there are only 12 episodes. I prefer the latter, and would happily rewatch episodes all day :)
Espère Toujours I mean I'm saying I'd rather James kept doing fewer videos and keep them as perfect as they are now, rather try to do more but risk them not being as good, but whatever... :P
Master class in high end trolling
why are so many people asking for a netflix special in the comments?
Now i want it too :-)
please please please do a full comedy show!
JAMES, YOU DESERVE AN ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR AWARD...EVERY YEAR!!! 💕
@Valorie, Good morning, how are you and how is the weather today, by the way Happy New Year
I'm disappointed that it was that short
This man deserves to be on Netflix he’s so funny
(The ducks)
You should do Scamalot again lol
Imagine being a therapist and having a real James Veitch as a client.
🌲🌝☘️
Easily the best PG comedian out there
NETFLIX SPECIAL NOW!!!!!!!!! please.
Yes! I needed more, I was having a shortage of James veitch! He needs like 30 minute long performances QWQ
I love all these talks James does, hilarious as always
someone please inform my family that I died of laughter
Well done mate!
Yes new post!!!!!!
Do more of them scam/spam emails
beyond hilarious, as always mr. veitch
Just realized that almost all of my favorite comedians are British: James Veitch, Eddie Izzard, Michael McIntyre, Joe Lycett. Suspect that John Mulaney must also secretly be British.
This shit is hilarious! The fast pace adds so much to it! And I love how James always mumbles for a bit while the audience is processing the joke, sounds bad but it's brilliant
😁 Another video
No it went so quick.
allright s, im a person with adhd and the questions that he had to answer were like, adhd standerdised test type questios wich is to funny for me lmao
"Have you considered suicide?" Dumbledore asked calmly
Netflix special please.
this is what a subscribed for!
I want to send you "scam" emails , can I?😉
Absolutely love James Veitch. Most people would clap or give snaps but I give you DUCKS!!
If I am having a bad day I just watch one of your videos. I can watch them over and over. It's great humor and content that never gets old! Also, It's always good to work them smile bones out!!
Liked before watching this is gonna be good