James: Does it matter if I have a criminal record? Jewelry Scammer: What was the crime? James: Embezzlement from a jewelry firm... Jewelry Scammer: No matter!
Not a scam-baiter video but I still think that his "Siri _vs_ Alexa" was his finest hour. Priceless! Oh, and the ducks in the bathroom. Also the towel rail one where he baited a tenant who insisted he (James) was the maintenance man for the apartments.
LOL omg I died laughing at this. As someone who looked for work for over 6 months and seen these scams= that resonated with me and was executed so perfectly...for obivious reasons.😅😜😉
Now look what you've done! You've made me addicted to these videos. I've had to binge watch the entire collection. It's 1:20 in the morning. Oh WHY did I press that subscribe button? (y*,*)y
I really need to do a vid on my "petsitting" job I almost had. I figured it out as soon as they started getting shifty about the amount they were going to "forward" to me not even being close to enough to pay for all the supplies (dog crates, a kennel, a huge aquarium with stand, pet food, toys, the works) and not being specific about exactly where this specific yet obscure pet store was that I was supposed to get these very specific supplies was. Little did they know, I knew about every pet store in the area I lived for about 25 miles and definitely knew the one they were talking about didn't exist after a quick lookup (through both online and yellow pages). It actually got quite funny by the end just how deep they were digging their hole and scrabling whenever I called them subtly out on their lies (I did email the company they claimed to work for letting them know someone was claiming to work for them as part of a scam and got a very nice thank you) but after that I quit Care . com cause the scams became near constant and not even for the areas I was experienced in (animals only). Never once got an actual job from it, just oodles of scams.
These videos are great for the general population of her my neighbor is blind and would enjoy it as well. However I am not always available to watch the videos with her. A requests that I am sending out to all UA-cam channels I am subscribed to and enjoy. It might be conducive to have versions of videos that are enjoyable to the blind. And with the videos you already have it would take little to no editing. I will be informing other UA-cam channels that I enjoy and give them similar instruction. However my neighbor and I both enjoy your videos. Thank you very much sometimes it can be hard to laugh but you nail it every time. I want more videos of you responding to spam emails if possible, please continue to make these videos. However if for any reason you can't make a decent living off of UA-cam alone, I have knowledge of a business that you could perform easily under the table by yourself and have enough money to survive. You just need a squeegee on a long Pole preferably a squeegee that also has a sponge on one side and cleaning products. Wash windows and charged by individual window. Call it $3 or $2 a window, if you do a good job you can easily pay off the expense of tools required and cleaning products 4 the entire month. If you live in an area where there are Office Buildings and you're close to the ocean your service will be appreciated and a good job will give you repeat customers. Also you will need a bucket that the squeegee will fit into. It will take some walking around with a bucket and you can refill water at the outdoor faucet of each business that hires you. Dump the bucket to walk and refill at your next job. Saves you the energy of dragging around a bucket of water. It seems like a small amount of money per window but charging per window given how quickly each window can be done, it's a gold mine. You can also look into cleaning products that don't freeze as fast as water to continue the job in winter months. Also please do not stop making these videos. Thank you James Veitch have a nice day
it was good, usually i see around corners but i was listening and working and didn't connect thelma and louise, 👏🏻👏🏻 well done, more please, for obvious reasons.
Haha the no dental thing at 1:40 reminds me of that one scene from Shrek 2 where Shrek and donkey visit the place where the elves work and disguise themselves as Union workers. The elf also complains about there being "no dental" at fairy godmother's factory
I actually had an email in 2000 from a company from Thailand offering my own business using their products. It was legit and there was no interview process and there was no CV at all. I had an inventory of over 1 million gemstones and sold them on ebay (after ordering some for myself to ensure it was legit)
Hi James, I am with China Jewellery Corporation, working in the HR department. It's a tremendous loss to let you go........ Because of obvious reasons. Sincerely, Shreyash, HR Associate, CJC.
I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.
Those assistants to the regional manager can really get on some people's nerves. Perhaps Dwight could help next time. If you ever have a business that wants to have the office in Scranton, PA in the US, he might be a good choice.
Great but cant wait till you can get back and do these live. Also I'd recommend uploading across more time. Uploading loads of videos at once pulls less views.
Hi James, I am getting the same message on UA-cam that cropped up a few weeks ago - "Video unavailable... Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." Not sure what you have done to annoy the tech gods, but Happy New Year anyway!
I know that for email, Google disabled those notifications, citing that no one used them. Though this happened months ago, almost no one seemed to have noticed. So maybe they were right.
Did you press the bell? (Edit) If you couldn't press the bell, try to press the subscribe button! (Edit) Only press the subscribe button if it is red! If it's greyed out, it means you've already pressed it. Thus you must make sure that you've pressed the bell. (Edit) Make sure you haven't double clicked the bell! If you double click the bell, you unclick the bell. And if you haven't clicked the bell, then the notifications will not show up. Also make sure that you haven't double clicked the subscribe button! Because if you double click the subscribe button, then you also unclick the subscribe button, and thus it won't matter if you've double clicked the bell or not, because the bell wouldn't be clickable at all, if the subscribe button isn't clicked.
@@lena-beamish As you say, there's something about that in the description. "Ancient repost from when I wore those glasses and replied to those scams. Tried to stop it showing up in subscriptions. Think this is S01E06."
How come these aren't here? And they are reuploads? Because I've been watching these on someone else's channel, not all of them but most of them. Why though?
I would have sent him a picture of a passport, a closed one with a paper next to it that says, "my passport." he never specified that the passport had to be readable.
Not your best. But, still worth the watch.
For obvious reasons.
Wow a critical comment that's pinned. You have my respect sir
Much respect 😎
@@kudzaidhodho
It's pinned on every video. I smell something fishy here
Honestly this is one of my favorite
James slowly misspelling the scammer’s name worse and worse is pure chaotic good.
"Dear Chrtitnsapher,"
Dominic, Dom, Domanac, Domonoc, Dom.
Dear Kamaboko Gonpachiro,
Okay so I really want to like this comment but its at 666 and I really don't want to ruin it.
@@maddie28 you’re good now
I was 100% expecting for him to not work any days out of the week, for obvious reasons
Only on the third Tuesday of the month, for obvious reasons...
@@elodie_bnt3377 But not on the second third Tuesday of the month every other leap year, for obvious reasons
I think he dropped the joke when the scammer was just not reacting to it.
I think everyone was
Same. Lol
I love this video for obvious reasons
but not on tuesdays... for obvious reasons
or Wednesdays
for obvious reasons
Only ever on Thursdays.
For obvious reasons
But tuesdays and wednesdays are right out of the question
For obvious reasons
@@DarthVader-er5hs obviously.
I like to imagine James has "former regional manager of China Jewelry Corp" on his resume
Probably not. That's a big red flag even with the sparkling things. 😉
only on the ones he gives to scammers
You misspelled Jewellery!
@@epicepidemic7131 nice b8
James: Does it matter if I have a criminal record?
Jewelry Scammer: What was the crime?
James: Embezzlement from a jewelry firm...
Jewelry Scammer: No matter!
You failed to properly misspell Jewellery.
@@jmdelapp I was about to ask why that matters, but then I realized what you said 😂😂
Best part.
@@TS_Mind_Swept Besides, it matters... for obvious reasons!
If you didn't have issues before, there's definitely an issue when they don't care about that. 🤣
Dimunuc really needs to get some common sense. James’ coworkers are not ready for the job for obvious reasons
Yeah, Dumynac needs to work on that. For obvious reasons.
@@TheUncouthGentleman Obviously
"What was your crime?"
"Embezzlement from a jewelry firm."
"No matter."
I feel like if I was hiring at a Jewelry firm that would be a big matter.
One would think so, for obvious reasons. Of course, they didn't need an interview either. 😅
I heard Thelma and Louise are now in the movies, working on a crossover sequel called “Thelma and Louise’ Weekend at Bernies”.
But more importantly where is the continuation to your job as a farmer in Stardew Valley
Thelma and Louise stole his car. So now he can't get back to Stardew Valley.
Yours, James Veitch, former farmer at Stardew Valley.
You know... This still cracks me up every time he loads one up. Pure gold to mess with spammers.
WHAAAT I REMEMBER THIS DUDES TED TALK THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER OMG
yup
🤔 Was that the flatmate one?
Not a scam-baiter video but I still think that his "Siri _vs_ Alexa" was his finest hour. Priceless! Oh, and the ducks in the bathroom. Also the towel rail one where he baited a tenant who insisted he (James) was the maintenance man for the apartments.
The duck bit is comedy at it's peak.
LOL omg I died laughing at this. As someone who looked for work for over 6 months and seen these scams= that resonated with me and was executed so perfectly...for obivious reasons.😅😜😉
Now look what you've done! You've made me addicted to these videos. I've had to binge watch the entire collection.
It's 1:20 in the morning. Oh WHY did I press that subscribe button? (y*,*)y
What does all that stuff mean at the end of your post?
@@laurasomebody looks like a person holding their head
those y look like hands
@@rajat0610
Ooo I can actually see that now. Cool. Thanks. Kinda reminds me of the robot from the jetson's.
This guy is absolutely brilliant, for obvious reasons.
Was really hoping you'd go through the list of weekdays saying you don't work on each of them.
i also thought that's what he was going to do
I think it's bc he got no response and moved on to Thelma and Louise. 😅
This video is great, but I am disappointed in myself for not seeing that Thelma and Louise joke coming sooner.
You are one of my favorite comedians! Your level of sarcasm is inspiring!
I wanna be a regional manager when I grow up. Because I'm a kid, obviously
Nigel!
You can't be regional manager, but there's an open position for assistant to the regional manager if you're interested.
Thelma and Louise! I love it! 🤣
I am not a religious man but imo you are doing God’s work with these awesome scamfights 😄, thank you and keep ‘em flying
ONG!! I have just discovered your channel, and wished I had done i5 so much sooner! You are a genius - I haven't laughed so hard in a long time 😂
The editing in these videos is just amazing!
I really need to do a vid on my "petsitting" job I almost had. I figured it out as soon as they started getting shifty about the amount they were going to "forward" to me not even being close to enough to pay for all the supplies (dog crates, a kennel, a huge aquarium with stand, pet food, toys, the works) and not being specific about exactly where this specific yet obscure pet store was that I was supposed to get these very specific supplies was. Little did they know, I knew about every pet store in the area I lived for about 25 miles and definitely knew the one they were talking about didn't exist after a quick lookup (through both online and yellow pages). It actually got quite funny by the end just how deep they were digging their hole and scrabling whenever I called them subtly out on their lies (I did email the company they claimed to work for letting them know someone was claiming to work for them as part of a scam and got a very nice thank you) but after that I quit Care . com cause the scams became near constant and not even for the areas I was experienced in (animals only). Never once got an actual job from it, just oodles of scams.
Nigel, you are the Assistant TO the Regional Manager!
The Inquisitor of the Inbox has returned!
These are fantastic, i only wish they were longer.
Excellent work James.
James would you take a job offer from the UA-cam comments section? Dental included. Preteen assistants ok.
Toaster included?
@@CityState_of_Valletta No. There is no bonanza going on.
@@yf-n7710 Then how do you explain the ad I saw in the paper that SPECIFICALLY mentioned the Toaster Bonanza?
@@farrellocasio8080 It do not include Royal Bank of Scotland WORLDWIDE.
Can’t click on “links” at the ends of these videos, which I have definitely seen before. Feel kinda scammed.
These videos are great for the general population of her my neighbor is blind and would enjoy it as well. However I am not always available to watch the videos with her. A requests that I am sending out to all UA-cam channels I am subscribed to and enjoy. It might be conducive to have versions of videos that are enjoyable to the blind. And with the videos you already have it would take little to no editing. I will be informing other UA-cam channels that I enjoy and give them similar instruction. However my neighbor and I both enjoy your videos. Thank you very much sometimes it can be hard to laugh but you nail it every time. I want more videos of you responding to spam emails if possible, please continue to make these videos. However if for any reason you can't make a decent living off of UA-cam alone, I have knowledge of a business that you could perform easily under the table by yourself and have enough money to survive. You just need a squeegee on a long Pole preferably a squeegee that also has a sponge on one side and cleaning products. Wash windows and charged by individual window. Call it $3 or $2 a window, if you do a good job you can easily pay off the expense of tools required and cleaning products 4 the entire month. If you live in an area where there are Office Buildings and you're close to the ocean your service will be appreciated and a good job will give you repeat customers. Also you will need a bucket that the squeegee will fit into. It will take some walking around with a bucket and you can refill water at the outdoor faucet of each business that hires you. Dump the bucket to walk and refill at your next job. Saves you the energy of dragging around a bucket of water. It seems like a small amount of money per window but charging per window given how quickly each window can be done, it's a gold mine. You can also look into cleaning products that don't freeze as fast as water to continue the job in winter months. Also please do not stop making these videos. Thank you James Veitch have a nice day
EMBEZZLEMENT FROM A JEWELRY FIRM HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOURE AMAZING JAMES VEITCH XD
Normal people: Uhh better delete this spam...
James: *TIME TO ROLEPLAY*
You are hands down my new favorite person
Why don't you reply to them anymore?? This is what content is!
I wholeheartedly agree.
@@janehrouda1529 for obvious reasons
For obvious reasons
I admit it - you totally got me on the secretaries. Good job!
Thelma and Louise. 🤣
You are such a clever lad! Love and respect ❤
it was good, usually i see around corners but i was listening and working and didn't connect thelma and louise, 👏🏻👏🏻 well done, more please, for obvious reasons.
Most funniest thing I ever saw on UA-cam
"Most even demand you meet face to face. Ridiculous, right?"
2020: *cough*
I laughed all the way through!
As did I!
I love how he keeps misspelling Dominic’s name
I've been waiting for new skits for a while now. (foot tapping)
Why is this video gets reposted like several times already .....
Haha the no dental thing at 1:40 reminds me of that one scene from Shrek 2 where Shrek and donkey visit the place where the elves work and disguise themselves as Union workers. The elf also complains about there being "no dental" at fairy godmother's factory
"In the internet" got me bad for some reason 😂
I actually had an email in 2000 from a company from Thailand offering my own business using their products. It was legit and there was no interview process and there was no CV at all. I had an inventory of over 1 million gemstones and sold them on ebay (after ordering some for myself to ensure it was legit)
You remembered Bornholm! I'm incredibly impressed.
I love these
I LOVE the Thelma & Louise reference! Thanks for waisting the scammers time.
Hi James,
I am with China Jewellery Corporation, working in the HR department.
It's a tremendous loss to let you go........ Because of obvious reasons.
Sincerely,
Shreyash,
HR Associate,
CJC.
I concur with the Tuesday thing. No one should have to work Tuesdays.
THE WAY YOU KEPT MISSPELLING DOMINIC’S NAME KILLED ME OMG 😭😭😭😭
Damnn i miss these!!
He's effin GENIUS!!!
Hey UA-cam how about letting James's reuploads show up in my feed.
I set them not to show up because they’re reuploading
Reuploads
Dwight Schrute : Assistant Regional Manager, China Jewellery Corporation.
*Assistant TO THE Regional Manager, China Jewellery Corporation.
I wish you got some of the doozies that are in my spam folder 🤣
I now realize the secretary joke!
Can you please publish these to your subs as well? We love to watch them again. You can put reupload in the title and remove it later?
I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.
Dear James. thank you for your generous offer to subscribe. Does it come with dental?
Are you going to make more of these?
I love these videos
This is pure gold! I love your videos. Why did you stop making new content?
I got a dog and not been doing live shows but I am on it.
Those assistants to the regional manager can really get on some people's nerves. Perhaps Dwight could help next time. If you ever have a business that wants to have the office in Scranton, PA in the US, he might be a good choice.
LOVE THIS ONE 😂!!
Great but cant wait till you can get back and do these live. Also I'd recommend uploading across more time. Uploading loads of videos at once pulls less views.
Omg James go to sleep
James... I loved it. Now go to sleep 😴
It's hard to sleep knowing you don't have dental coverage.
@@jkm4645 James this original comment is 6 months old, how long you been asleep for?
BEST VIDEO EVER
Hi James, I am getting the same message on UA-cam that cropped up a few weeks ago - "Video unavailable... Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." Not sure what you have done to annoy the tech gods, but Happy New Year anyway!
Why aren't these showing up in my subscription box. Is anyone else having this problem?
I know that for email, Google disabled those notifications, citing that no one used them. Though this happened months ago, almost no one seemed to have noticed. So maybe they were right.
Did you press the bell?
(Edit) If you couldn't press the bell, try to press the subscribe button!
(Edit) Only press the subscribe button if it is red! If it's greyed out, it means you've already pressed it.
Thus you must make sure that you've pressed the bell.
(Edit) Make sure you haven't double clicked the bell! If you double click the bell, you unclick the bell.
And if you haven't clicked the bell, then the notifications will not show up.
Also make sure that you haven't double clicked the subscribe button! Because if you double click the subscribe
button, then you also unclick the subscribe button, and thus it won't matter if you've double clicked
the bell or not, because the bell wouldn't be clickable at all, if the subscribe button isn't clicked.
I think he turns notifications off for these since they’re older reuploads.
@@lena-beamish As you say, there's something about that in the description. "Ancient repost from when I wore those glasses and replied to those scams. Tried to stop it showing up in subscriptions. Think this is S01E06."
Dear James, I am very intrigued by your subscribe request. Can you please tell me if there is eye care coverage included? Best regards.
No, there's not... for obvious reasons.
@@jkm4645 it's sarcasm to play along with his video.
@@hook5966 I know. I was alluding to his "for obvious reasons" in the video.
Is the position i Denmark still available?? 😊
I fell in love
Lol too funny
Liked the Dom Deluise...then Thelma and Louise 🤣
James couldn't care enough to wear shoes, stayed in his socks
Wait it sais this was uploaded 2 days ago.. 2/1/2021 I swear I watched this like a year ago reupload?
Give him dental insurance 😂
My ad blocker must be really good. How do i get scammers to come to me?
i still wonder if people who do the scam email panic when they see its james
Guess he is adding a new job reference to his resume
It took me way to long to catch the “Thelma and Louise” bit.
Scammers would be scared when they see your mail
This is the new definition of seratonin
Why is Denmark off the cards for obvious reasons
He's not from Denmark
@@AISIONS He can just swim to Denmark I don’t see the problem
I mean, it's obvious, right?
I can't subscribe. For obvious reasons. But I do like the content anyway.
I can’t watch this video on Tuesday for obvious reasons
u dont do this anymore?
Giv him the suuuuubs!! :) Long time fan James
Your vids are awsome :)
ooh something new
I really hope he has "formal regional bank manager" & "hedge fund manager" in his resume, especially because I don't trust him to manage anything.
As a Dane, I really want to know why Denmark is off the charts. Even if it's just a joke.
Pffffffft, for obvious reasons.
Because he is afraid of the vikings since they conquered England once. 😂
How come these aren't here? And they are reuploads? Because I've been watching these on someone else's channel, not all of them but most of them. Why though?
these people must've wondered how he got that "office job"
I week ago ??? This has been out with his other videos for ages
Thelma and Louise is my OTP for obvious reasons.
I would have sent him a picture of a passport, a closed one with a paper next to it that says, "my passport." he never specified that the passport had to be readable.