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КОМЕНТАРІ • 270

  • @dakarpsi
    @dakarpsi 3 місяці тому +68

    Vito's booty is the best part of the show, I love how mad he gets

  • @gruntsrule1
    @gruntsrule1 3 місяці тому +149

    I guess they had to double the runtime to fit a second fat man in.

    • @bristolemotv
      @bristolemotv 3 місяці тому

      Fat men? Run time? Not likely.

    • @1053Master
      @1053Master 3 місяці тому +8

      To them, at the center of that gravity, it was only 2 hours.

    • @bootysalad
      @bootysalad 3 місяці тому

      Made me chuckle

    • @erjo2567
      @erjo2567 3 місяці тому

      You'd think they'd finish twice as fast with everyone talking over each other

    • @MattiSchroderus
      @MattiSchroderus 2 місяці тому

      öööööxxlhöhlxhxm😂öözÖ

  • @gruntsrule1
    @gruntsrule1 3 місяці тому +85

    For the love of God Vito, we need more autistic fast food videos. You explaining how Subway destroyed the fast food industry was incredibly fascinating!

  • @Plamler
    @Plamler 3 місяці тому +36

    How has Vito never expanded on the dominos lore. This shit is hilarious.

  • @bott3849
    @bott3849 3 місяці тому +53

    Vito needs to do the food history show. People love food stuff.

  • @CodySvsTheNet
    @CodySvsTheNet 3 місяці тому +38

    Vito: communism is good bc youth baseball....bc no families could meet once a week to just play baseball.
    Dick: you got another example?
    Vito: I gave an(horrible) example....(Trails off fattily

  • @almib
    @almib 3 місяці тому +43

    the fog machine had me dead

    • @Big_Z14
      @Big_Z14 3 місяці тому +4

      Saw the thumbnail and thought maybe they hotboxed the studio but it was more theatric than that

    • @oakey03
      @oakey03 3 місяці тому +4

      There do be an ominous fog among the seas. Many landblubbers lost to such a terrible fate.

  • @KingEurope1
    @KingEurope1 3 місяці тому +28

    RIP car 🪦 🚗

  • @KingEurope1
    @KingEurope1 3 місяці тому +30

    The Rodney Dangerfield too much respect bit had me in literal tears

    • @Me04120
      @Me04120 3 місяці тому +1

      That segment would have gone nowhere if not for Josh Denny. He carried that. He does a pretty good Dangerfield voice.

    • @rthompson7182
      @rthompson7182 3 місяці тому

      I want more but I’m not holding my breath. I’ve been waiting for more James retarded Bond for like three months.

    • @edwardshaw1743
      @edwardshaw1743 3 місяці тому +1

      I wish they made that a clip 😂

  • @GammaAKF
    @GammaAKF 3 місяці тому +32

    Damn im actually massively invested in Vitos pizza stories. Id unironically watch a full length vid of that.
    Damn vito and his cheese pizzas.

    • @Boombadbang
      @Boombadbang 3 місяці тому +5

      Honestly he should focus on his strengths rather than the shit he thinks people want to hear.

    • @Eightsixseven23224
      @Eightsixseven23224 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Boombadbang As great as it is for his and Dick's comedic dynamic Vito should care less about what people think about him.

  • @dandastardly2792
    @dandastardly2792 3 місяці тому +8

    The mental picture of Crazy Taxi Pizza Delivery Vito is hilarious

  • @1234567Aesop
    @1234567Aesop 3 місяці тому +19

    Vito: I'm constantly on my phone while I drive but I never wreck
    Also Vito: I had to stop delivering Pizzas because I kept getting in wrecks

    • @pewp_tickalar
      @pewp_tickalar 3 місяці тому +1

      Past tense vs present tense

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 2 місяці тому

      He stopped getting into wrecks when he started being on his phone while driving. Also Dominos probably was trying to kill him and make it look like an accident.

  • @ziggo0
    @ziggo0 3 місяці тому +17

    I knew in the last episode how Dick was furiously ordering the fog machine how this would turn out. One of the best episodes yet vito you don't know shit about comedy bits this is great

  • @Big_Z14
    @Big_Z14 3 місяці тому +10

    I've had that fucking "Vito's cat is gone forever" song stuck in my head since you guys first played it

  • @Young-wx4ux
    @Young-wx4ux 3 місяці тому +52

    Well done to Vito for improving the profile of the show and getting guests like Yogscast.

  • @the_konami_kid
    @the_konami_kid 3 місяці тому +11

    “The segment that costs 50 dollars.” 😂😂😂😂 fucking brilliant!!

  • @EddyA1337
    @EddyA1337 3 місяці тому +44

    Vote it uuuuuup, its now or neverrrr, Vito's cat is lost foreverrrr

    • @psy0rz
      @psy0rz 3 місяці тому +1

      Vito will be fateverrrrr

  • @aleksandrulyanov1903
    @aleksandrulyanov1903 3 місяці тому +11

    Man you think Vito is cringe and then he busts into the fever dream dominoes story hahahahahaha I would watch videos all day about his food autism

  • @Big_Z14
    @Big_Z14 3 місяці тому +8

    Dick's idea is good, Vito should just make a show about food/franchise histories and food reviews, as it is most of his problems on this show are food problems. You can tell just by looking at Vito that he clearly has a passion for it. I wouldn't even mind hearing more Dominoes stories.

  • @TwilightWolf87
    @TwilightWolf87 3 місяці тому +2

    I can’t believe they got a fog machine on as a guest

  • @the_ghetto_rig
    @the_ghetto_rig 3 місяці тому +7

    Vito's consistent inability to properly ask for a beverage tells me everything I need to know about him.

  • @theclawyaww3740
    @theclawyaww3740 3 місяці тому +7

    "He disappeared into fat air"
    Was a banger from Dick that didn't get the right amount of attention

  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies 3 місяці тому +6

    I'm glad the guy who gives me uncollected youtube advice just said "I don't know how to make youtube videos" 32:39

  • @kicksmechanic
    @kicksmechanic 3 місяці тому +7

    This show is way better than the lolcow podcast ya all interact with your audience and are actually funny

  • @JJ-xw8sv
    @JJ-xw8sv 3 місяці тому +60

    5:38 Show starts
    7:45 Intro
    - 10:07 TSWG (and every other woman) is mad at Vito
    - 21:02 Josh Denny's comedy show (freeloaders)
    - 24:58 Vito's growing his hair back!
    26:37 Last week's winner
    29:20 Viewer comments
    - 34:02 Ed Piskor and MeToo
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    42:14 Problem: Paralysis of Choice
    1:02:10 Problem: Friends and Family Discount
    - 1:12:03 Vito's Dad's Domino's Pizzas
    - 1:16:28 Vito's delivery driver days
    1:25:36 Problem: Soap Ejaculate
    1:30:03 Connor the Editor Call-In Problem: Keemstar's Thin Skin
    - 1:50:01 Hot Goss!
    - 2:08:35 Vito's buffet hacks
    2:11:03 Wrap-Up
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    2:14:22 Superchats
    - 2:15:41 Vito is rude about a Diet Coke
    - 2:23:54 Maddox
    - 2:31:03 RIP Car
    - 2:45:18 Chuck Dixon
    - 2:54:56 The Quartering
    - 2:59:09 Jesse Lee Peterson
    - 3:03:57 UA-cam Cope
    - 3:07:40 UBI and taxes
    - 3:17:41 Picking up the pace
    - 3:21:35 Pirate Chat and Setup
    - 3:26:33 New pirate tool leads to disaster
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    3:33:29 Vito's Booty
    3:34:35 Weigh-in
    3:39:14 Prize reveal
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    3:41:25 End of show

    • @JJ-xw8sv
      @JJ-xw8sv 3 місяці тому

      Mr Abtruse is straight like krimcl is employed

    • @ThaCityBoi
      @ThaCityBoi 3 місяці тому +2

      GOATED AS FUCK 🙏🏼

    • @domiepotato
      @domiepotato 3 місяці тому

      Feelin better buddy?

  • @ArcturusMinsk
    @ArcturusMinsk 3 місяці тому +6

    great episode guys! Vito doing food deep dives is a fucking great idea, and Vito being against it just proves the fact. That guy's got an allergy to success.

  • @JTSPodcast
    @JTSPodcast 3 місяці тому +4

    omg the fog had my dying laughing

  • @Gordo525
    @Gordo525 3 місяці тому +11

    Not only is Dick looking like Troy McLure, he actually sounds like him too. Still, not as bad as looking like Vito. Vito is more like "Troy Mc-Lure little boys into my van".

  • @defunktknight
    @defunktknight 3 місяці тому +5

    "no-one wants to be slammed by a pdf file"
    "I'm not slamming him"

  • @pacificthrenodies7950
    @pacificthrenodies7950 3 місяці тому +5

    My guts hurt from laughing so hard at the pirate fog machine. Good god.

  • @stratofear502
    @stratofear502 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how last week Vito literally suggested that Dick gets a fog machine instead of his stupid bit and then loses his fat brain over it

  • @DingleMyPringle
    @DingleMyPringle 3 місяці тому +44

    Finally a guest that's not a DEI quota

    • @LoveRocketsable
      @LoveRocketsable 3 місяці тому

      Ur a weirdo. I can tell ur obsessed 🫵😂

    • @alecross5255
      @alecross5255 3 місяці тому +1

      Do you feel represented?

    • @Eightsixseven23224
      @Eightsixseven23224 2 місяці тому

      You don't enjoy Ricky and Avery knox's guest appearances? They are my favourite guests

    • @LoveRocketsable
      @LoveRocketsable 2 місяці тому

      @@Eightsixseven23224 no those are retarded

  • @Jaygar9392
    @Jaygar9392 3 місяці тому +16

    The Last of Us but it’s Vito and a snappy vaping teen who have to deliver piping hot ‘za’s in a zombie infested apocalyptic future. The story climaxes with the realization that the teen is the descendant of Papa John.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 3 місяці тому +1

      Hopefully the 15 year old they get for Vito's show will be hotter than the one they got for the original show.

    • @TheRealDioBrando
      @TheRealDioBrando 3 місяці тому

      Would only work if Vito was in blackface for the weight of the reveal of being a descendant of a man who said the n-word

  • @EnormousKingCrab
    @EnormousKingCrab 3 місяці тому +16

    Vito delivered pizza 500 years ago and thinks that's why his sleep schedule is messed up
    Edit: And he's a rude asshole who knew

  • @bender5561
    @bender5561 3 місяці тому +5

    NGL I'd watch a lot more Vito content if he did videos on the late 90s-mid 2000s fast food industry...

  • @Nosmella
    @Nosmella 3 місяці тому +3

    I would absolutely watch food video essays from Vito

  • @1053Master
    @1053Master 3 місяці тому +8

    I'm down for Vito Fast Food History.
    Mabey:
    Phood Eats & Dopamine Obsessions

  • @michaelperez5548
    @michaelperez5548 3 місяці тому +12

    Vito with the Maddox joke at around 11 mins.

    • @TheYoneRanga
      @TheYoneRanga 3 місяці тому

      I immediately thought that too!

  • @RT-lw1eu
    @RT-lw1eu 3 місяці тому +5

    Vito should narrate cooking videos David Attenborough style in a fake English accent.
    Give videos epic titles like "The secret life of a hoagie sandwich" or "Lost world of Carbonara"

  • @Foghore
    @Foghore 3 місяці тому +9

    bring back the fog machine it has way more comedic value than vito at times

  • @MichaelAlanis
    @MichaelAlanis 3 місяці тому +19

    I swear that guy in the middle was my Uber driver last week. What are the odds?

    • @SpentAmbitionDrain
      @SpentAmbitionDrain 3 місяці тому +4

      Sir! He is a comedian! So... Pretty high.

    • @Rmstrjim
      @Rmstrjim 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SpentAmbitionDrainis he, tho?

  • @OfficialJab
    @OfficialJab 3 місяці тому +2

    The 'please' argument made me appreciate MrGirl's appearance more.

  • @bog753
    @bog753 3 місяці тому +4

    10/10 episode. Laughed out loud many times

  • @dohcholidaycustoms642
    @dohcholidaycustoms642 3 місяці тому +10

    Veto's booty was the best part of the show... hands down😂😂

  • @basedcentrist3056
    @basedcentrist3056 2 місяці тому +1

    Vito uncovering food related conspiracies would be pretty amazing tbf

  • @oakey03
    @oakey03 3 місяці тому +8

    Thar be me hearty-diseases. The fog machine is actually hilarious though. He's a Kraken. As in "Kraken open some heart disease medicine."

  • @allandaniels5305
    @allandaniels5305 3 місяці тому +2

    No shit, Vito’s subway/dominoes story was interesting af. Vito should win this week!

  • @theclawyaww3740
    @theclawyaww3740 3 місяці тому +3

    Vito, please stop talking about Cheese Pizza trust me.

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 2 місяці тому

      Considering pepperoni is the default in most people's minds, you'd think Vito would just throw in the towel and just never acknowledge cheese and bread in the same conversation.

  • @oniondesu9633
    @oniondesu9633 3 місяці тому +9

    thank god josh was here today, vito was so low energy for so long that the show would've been completely dead without him

    • @CodySvsTheNet
      @CodySvsTheNet 3 місяці тому +2

      Every guest is a better cohost

  • @MisterDantastic
    @MisterDantastic 3 місяці тому +3

    Needs more smoke. Otherwise, great show. The guest today was fantastic.

  • @claudesigma3784
    @claudesigma3784 3 місяці тому +2

    Am I supposed to know who the third fat guy is?

  • @Bear-Knight
    @Bear-Knight 3 місяці тому +3

    Vito: The solution is not figuring out how to make all men weaker. The solution is figuring out how to make all men stronger

  • @jchristsu
    @jchristsu 3 місяці тому +13

    Josh Denny episodes are always class. Was hoping we’d get another soon. Vito, fascinating food knowledge and experiences.

  • @zerker08
    @zerker08 3 місяці тому +3

    bro the thumbnail

  • @desanti_offroad6876
    @desanti_offroad6876 3 місяці тому +1

    the fog machine bit killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RT-lw1eu
    @RT-lw1eu 3 місяці тому +6

    Buffeeto.

  • @adammartin7755
    @adammartin7755 3 місяці тому +1

    Let’s find the Dominos Vito’s Dad used to run

  • @L0to
    @L0to 3 місяці тому +1

    A good episode with 3 great moments; 1. Vito doesn't understand soap 2. Vito working at Dominos 3. Fog machine

  • @ryandunn2806
    @ryandunn2806 3 місяці тому +2

    Haven’t listened in a while. Did Vito give birth yet?

  • @Nightcoregayness
    @Nightcoregayness 3 місяці тому +3

    The fog machine was an incredible addition to the show. Thanks!

  • @Gowdy591
    @Gowdy591 3 місяці тому +1

    Fog Machine was an A+++ idea. Great job, guys

  • @jareds8729
    @jareds8729 3 місяці тому +2

    i can confirm what vito is saying at 1:20:50 i used to cook for sbarro and the manager would constantly tell me to use less chz than their own company recipe said to use. it said 10 OZ of chz and he kept saying to use 8 OZ. i kept ignoring him and went by the book. i tried telling him no1 wants a pizza with sauce holes on top. that location was closed like a year after i was gone

  • @avehein
    @avehein 3 місяці тому +2

    Totally agree with Dick. Assigning value based on things that earn money is what makes it good and work… Vito’s example was bad. Picking weeds and beautifying the neighborhood? We literally pay people to do that. It has value.
    Raising your kids has monetary incentive. Successful kids will not need handouts or support you in old age. It’s an investment.
    Youth software coach can network you with people who can get you a new job. Its also leisure activity which is done just for fun. I don’t get paid for playing Medieval Dynasty.
    There are jobs that have no value and weirdos wonder why they don’t make more money. Didn’t we see a Tik Tok on this show a while back if a girl complaining that she was let go for poor sale’s performance but great reviews? Brought no revenue, no value here. She has to go…
    If people were to think more about their ability to generate money, they’d better understand their value and could argue for a raise or leave and find better employment elsewhere.

  • @hjhelio
    @hjhelio 3 місяці тому +3

    Self-sabotaging Vito

  • @CaptainCheez
    @CaptainCheez 3 місяці тому +2

    Can we get a picture of Vito’s fabled home scale? That thing has to be thin as paper if he’s stomping on it everyday.

  • @wilydingus
    @wilydingus 3 місяці тому +3

    Vito: “Is she like really good friends with melanie mac? I guess she is…”
    Dick: “Shes more good friends with her than with you” 😂😂 10:05

  • @D3athChick3n
    @D3athChick3n 3 місяці тому +3

    I’m all here for the Biggest Problem vs. Lolcow beef. Hopefully we can get a screaming match between them eventually.

  • @jessicaaoifel1989
    @jessicaaoifel1989 3 місяці тому +1

    Vito's booty keeps getting better! This was hilarious, Vito is such a whinny child

  • @jamie6819
    @jamie6819 2 місяці тому

    The vote it up stinger is so fucking good, I love how genuine it is- that guy meant the shit out of it and the choices he made during production really paid off, its something very singular and unique

  • @raritymademydress
    @raritymademydress 3 місяці тому +3

    Really needed this long show for my shit job this morning 👌

  • @mchmch6185
    @mchmch6185 3 місяці тому +4

    Great show, guys. The fog was the best bit. More fog, plz

  • @bmcshane80
    @bmcshane80 3 місяці тому +1

    Wow! Vito cant back up or explain any part of ANY of his "Beliefs" when pressed?!
    Im SHOCKED!

  • @smithjohn3080
    @smithjohn3080 3 місяці тому +3

    Id watch vitos fast food passion videos 💯

  • @Bubbaisawonderin
    @Bubbaisawonderin 3 місяці тому

    "Are you a health nut now? Look at you!"

  • @merriejayne
    @merriejayne 3 місяці тому +2

    Vito’s paradox of choice

  • @koleary1798
    @koleary1798 2 місяці тому

    For whatever reason I always skip these. I think it's because my commute is about 30 mins and if there's less then that left I abandon it and put on something else. How wrong I have been. Vito's booty is the funniest shit ever. Best thing Dick's done in years.

  • @AaronHarver-dj4yq
    @AaronHarver-dj4yq 3 місяці тому +1

    Dick is right about the video ideas though, with that kind of infatuation and knowledge I could listen to Vito go on all day about how subway domineered the market with the $5 foot long. It’s the passion behind the scenes that make or break the videos, I’d much rather get ten minutes of passionate food out of Vito than a half assed two hour long movie review…

  • @Sportnugget
    @Sportnugget 3 місяці тому +1

    Fog Machine for permanent 3rd host

  • @Nosmella
    @Nosmella 3 місяці тому +1

    Vito not using manners is infuriating, something they teach children

  • @AdversaryX666X
    @AdversaryX666X 3 місяці тому +2

    Josh Denny is the best guest to ever grace the show. Goated.

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 3 місяці тому +1

    Good show!

  • @Bear-Knight
    @Bear-Knight 3 місяці тому +1

    Anna "that flashcast" girl

  • @CalebDekker
    @CalebDekker 3 місяці тому +2

    Vito has finally discovered “charity”. Congratulations.

  • @KetRalus
    @KetRalus 3 місяці тому +2

    What are you gonna do to me? 3:31:45 LOL

  • @1456dockbuilder
    @1456dockbuilder 3 місяці тому +1

    I love the fog, BTW !

  • @getrekt4302
    @getrekt4302 3 місяці тому

    Great episode! I felt bad for vito at the end. He sounded so defeated after stepping on the scale

  • @adammartin7755
    @adammartin7755 3 місяці тому +1

    Hotboxing in the studio

  • @CedarNleafer
    @CedarNleafer 2 місяці тому

    You already know th fog machine has that extra 3rd prong on the outlet shit

  • @NotDave_x
    @NotDave_x 3 місяці тому +1

    Vito I'd watch your fast food history videos....

  • @nocuh
    @nocuh 3 місяці тому +3

    Cheech & Chong & Chungus

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 3 місяці тому +1

    I loved vitos pizza delivery story!

  • @ReviSDMR
    @ReviSDMR 3 місяці тому +1

    700+ games in my steam library the paradox of choice is very real

  • @ImaginarySam
    @ImaginarySam 3 місяці тому +1

    33:18 VITO I FUCKING LOVE SOUTHLAND TALES. I’D WATCH THAT VIDEO.

  • @CoffeeMugTwentyFive
    @CoffeeMugTwentyFive 3 місяці тому +2

    Fog machine is like dream sequence.

  • @MrOcto10101
    @MrOcto10101 3 місяці тому

    Vito taking off his hat was very spooky

  • @Kdub415nro
    @Kdub415nro 3 місяці тому +15

    2:18:59 I do believe Vito just dropped a Hard Arr there.

  • @TheYoneRanga
    @TheYoneRanga 3 місяці тому +1

    R.I.P. TBPITU

  • @ronnielane6903
    @ronnielane6903 3 місяці тому +1

    the fucking fog lmao

  • @Chair_Athlete
    @Chair_Athlete Місяць тому

    26:00 - Male pattern baldness and the peninsula of doom!

  • @Stylonuum
    @Stylonuum 3 місяці тому +1

    Vito wants hair so he can go to the Barber (He thinks there will be Barber-cue)