I'm driving a Peugeot 307 with 240k+ kilometers with the check engine and sometimes ESP lights on and last week the power steering refused to work. I still don't care.
Andrian Motelica 0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
Man I'm so happy you said the guard pass at 2.45 was crap. I've been killing myself trying to do it for the last two weeks and all it does is give time to the guy on the bottom to take a rest. I'll try this and see how it goes
Bluebuthappy182 Yeah I can do some closed guard breaks from kneeling, but they always seem to take a lot more energy than the standing guard breaks. Plus if the guy on the bottom is smart at all hes just going to go over your knee if you try to use the knee to split him to break his guard
from the down under Australia you make sense Kurt... We will meet at the Worlds Masters Sorry but we a destined to meet and it will happen... All the same I have total respect for your outlook bro... you are solid Kurt
Hey, I'm a white belt AND an old guy! Actually I don't tend to grip fight at all when in someone's guard. I usually just grab their belt with both hands and then go straight to a single underhook pass. Usually works for me - even with young guys and higher belts! ;-) Getting under the leg is usually easy - once you put one arm out they usually go straight for a triangle, so they put their leg up on your shoulder for you. Obviously make sure the inside arm is well back and protected so you don't get triangled. Then just grab the opposite collar with the outside arm and stack them up and pass the leg. I think I got into this habit when I started BJJ because it was the only guard pass I could remember from my judo days years ago.
hmm thanks for the detail in this. im white belt and i just realised why i keep getting tangled up on standing passes lol. i havent been controling the hand on the side i step up from and theyre grabbing my ankle. cheers for this
I like the grips and hope this works as smoothly as in the video. Dude on bottom didn’t look like he was fighting too hard to keep guard. Kurt is gonna look tough when he finally buzzes those greasy bacon strips. Booyakashawww
I'm going to be the greatest day 1 white belt ever. I'm starting next week, but I've watched maybe 30 videos at least 2-3 times each over the past month. Videos like "Jiu-jitsu 101, Top 10 beginner mistakes, how to escape mount, sweeps from the guard, etc. I've even practiced some techniques either by pretending I'm grappling with an imaginary person (cut me some slack), or with my siblings. I honestly feel like I already have a pretty solid base. I know most of the terms, as well as knowing not to do dumb shit like giving up my arms and neck while in the guard. Also know a handful of takedowns from the knees (since most rolling starts from the knees.
Tutorial Cool cool I did okay. When I was drilling, I was kind of flopping around a bit trying to remember exactly how to do the technique we were going over. It was basically how to escape when someone has a seatbelt grip from behind, and their legs wrapped. I think I pissed of some chick though. She's a blue belt, but when it was my turn to have her from behind, I politely asked "do you want me to really try to not let you go" She said "If you want me to go hard on you", so when she kind of tilted me over and scooted her legs around, I'd kind of scoot along with her movements, and if she'd pop my legs open, I'd just kind of put them back in the same position. Took her about a minute to get out, and when she stood up, she gave me the death stare.
no videos can replace sparring but they help for more experienced students. You need to develop flexibility, explosive power, stamina, wrist strength and mental strength. I just started Jujitsu it was like I was playing chess but didn't know the pieces. I'm pretty strong (deadlift 300kg) but against guys half my size who were bluebelts I'd get submitted all the time. The coach thought I was a wrestler because I managed to launch people my size off me who had me mounted. I'll keep going it's great seeing experience beat strength every time
0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
My Nana's name is Isis. Why do you have such hostility towards her? What did she ever do to you? All she does is make delicious chocolate chip cookies for me to enjoy. Shame on you threatening an old lady like that. Shame.
hey question for my other jiujitsu guys out there! is the reason you swap grips after standing, because if you were to hold the grip whilst kneeling, as your trying to stand up the pant grip on that site would fight against you standing up?
+addrulzamerica Jiu jitsu is a fight, so sometimes it's not always going to be easy, but if you use two on one and utilize different grip breaks using two on one, it shouldn't take a lot of strength to break grips... It's just a matter of getting two on one. So you have to start the grip fighting immediately, before they get solid grips on you, this is always true of jiu jitsu though. You always want to get good grips first, that's half the battle.
"When I have my hands on the floor, I deserve whatever I fuckin' get."- Kurt Osiander.
Someone needs to release a book of Kurt quotes.
+Anthony Maloney agreed.
Anthony Maloney "I don't know what the fuck that is"lol
Pure gold.
"I don't know what the fuck that is" lmao!!! Neither do they!!!😂
FUCKIN GUY WAS DOIN THE WORM LOL
This guy looks like he drives a Dodge Ram with 200k+ miles with the check engine light on...but does not care
a te and the driver has a Winston lit with Pabst blue ribbon in the cup holder
Loool
Thats what i drive lmfao. The check engine light is always on for the older ones never affects reliability.
“This guy” is Kurt Osiander you rookie
I'm driving a Peugeot 307 with 240k+ kilometers with the check engine and sometimes ESP lights on and last week the power steering refused to work. I still don't care.
I fuckin love this guy. He cracks me up 😂
Watching Kurt teach a kids bjj class would be fun lol, with their parents watching as well
ua-cam.com/video/yXdVkGJGLkM/v-deo.html 8 minutes in....so jokess
Amazing instruction as always!
Miss this guy.
This guy is an old school black belt got to love it . You would never get anything on him he has got every option covered
Thanks for the help Kurt. You’re an incredible instructor.
All of your instructional are very detailed and helpful thank you
Next week: Kurt Osiander Move of the Week - How to handle jokers in my videos
Had me crying Kurt! Laughing so hard! White belts pawing & slapping each other. Oh man
"I don't know what the fuck that is!"
Love this guy.
First vídeo of Kurt's watched. I'm already a fan!
gotta love Kurt. The one guy I'd love to train with:)
I’m a white belt and an old guy and I do those things. I needed to hear that :)
Best explanation and advice I've ever heard on closed guard escape, thanks man!
Andrian Motelica 0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
Man I'm so happy you said the guard pass at 2.45 was crap. I've been killing myself trying to do it for the last two weeks and all it does is give time to the guy on the bottom to take a rest. I'll try this and see how it goes
Bluebuthappy182 Yeah I can do some closed guard breaks from kneeling, but they always seem to take a lot more energy than the standing guard breaks. Plus if the guy on the bottom is smart at all hes just going to go over your knee if you try to use the knee to split him to break his guard
What guard pass was he saying was rubbish? All he did was put his arms in a particular posture without explaining exactly what was rubbish.
this is what dana white would look like if you left him in the woods for a year
Parker C
Or if he gets fired by the ufc and smokes crack
Hahaha
"This pass is absolutely fucking rubbish unless you are fucking gigantic...and the guy's legs don't fit"
Love you Kurt
from the down under Australia you make sense Kurt... We will meet at the Worlds Masters Sorry but we a destined to meet and it will happen... All the same I have total respect for your outlook bro... you are solid Kurt
Fakin love this guy🔥🤙💯
Nick Greens dance moves are black belt level 👌🏽
Kurt , thank you so much
Excellent move ! Thank you.
always enjoy watching your video. thank you.
Hey, I'm a white belt AND an old guy! Actually I don't tend to grip fight at all when in someone's guard. I usually just grab their belt with both hands and then go straight to a single underhook pass. Usually works for me - even with young guys and higher belts! ;-) Getting under the leg is usually easy - once you put one arm out they usually go straight for a triangle, so they put their leg up on your shoulder for you. Obviously make sure the inside arm is well back and protected so you don't get triangled. Then just grab the opposite collar with the outside arm and stack them up and pass the leg. I think I got into this habit when I started BJJ because it was the only guard pass I could remember from my judo days years ago.
Twenty minutes later
If there ever was a human model of an Oni Kurt is it.
Awesome instruction, thanks so much sir.
Love your style
Great instruction and funny as hell.
"I don't know what the *fuck* that is."
-What BJJ sounds like most of the time
Love this guy!
"I dont know what the fuck that is" LMAO
Classic Osiander! Tells it like it is. 1:41
hmm thanks for the detail in this. im white belt and i just realised why i keep getting tangled up on standing passes lol. i havent been controling the hand on the side i step up from and theyre grabbing my ankle. cheers for this
Thanks Kurt
Nice! Great details
Lol the guys in the background!!
awesome!!! puttin' it in my tool box.
"I dont know what the fuck that is"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🤙🤙💯
Still love it
I like the grips and hope this works as smoothly as in the video. Dude on bottom didn’t look like he was fighting too hard to keep guard. Kurt is gonna look tough when he finally buzzes those greasy bacon strips. Booyakashawww
Your Freaking beyond Awesome
Just in time for class. Oh yeah
the worm guy in the back is hilarious....
I'm gunna try this tonight
Thanks for the video!
I feel like the comments about the white belts was directed right at me hahaha fml
2:45 😂😂😂😂😂
I conpletely agree!!
Thank you
Alternative title: Clay Guida lookalike teaches closed guard pass ft Rob Whittaker
Kurt man, I fucking love your teaching style: "What the fuck is this??" proceeds to dumbfuck paw .
"I don't know what the f**k that is" ............... LMFAO Kurt
This video still cracks me up. Lol..
Pawing works great on female opppnents. I never get past their guard but I don't care and they don't mind.
yyyyyeeeeuuuuussss
+WarriorofCathar thats not jiu jitsu lol
Lol
Mature
@Worrel maybe not but atleast we're honest!
Lol pause @ 0:48, pretty much describes what you see in the background all the time haha
I'm going to be the greatest day 1 white belt ever. I'm starting next week, but I've watched maybe 30 videos at least 2-3 times each over the past month. Videos like "Jiu-jitsu 101, Top 10 beginner mistakes, how to escape mount, sweeps from the guard, etc. I've even practiced some techniques either by pretending I'm grappling with an imaginary person (cut me some slack), or with my siblings.
I honestly feel like I already have a pretty solid base. I know most of the terms, as well as knowing not to do dumb shit like giving up my arms and neck while in the guard. Also know a handful of takedowns from the knees (since most rolling starts from the knees.
2016's New Star Player Well good luck to you, I would be curious to know how it goes! Welcome to the club
Tutorial Cool cool I did okay. When I was drilling, I was kind of flopping around a bit trying to remember exactly how to do the technique we were going over. It was basically how to escape when someone has a seatbelt grip from behind, and their legs wrapped.
I think I pissed of some chick though. She's a blue belt, but when it was my turn to have her from behind, I politely asked "do you want me to really try to not let you go" She said "If you want me to go hard on you", so when she kind of tilted me over and scooted her legs around, I'd kind of scoot along with her movements, and if she'd pop my legs open, I'd just kind of put them back in the same position. Took her about a minute to get out, and when she stood up, she gave me the death stare.
2016's New Star Player Ha! Nice story. What dojo did you go to?
no videos can replace sparring but they help for more experienced students. You need to develop flexibility, explosive power, stamina, wrist strength and mental strength. I just started Jujitsu it was like I was playing chess but didn't know the pieces. I'm pretty strong (deadlift 300kg) but against guys half my size who were bluebelts I'd get submitted all the time. The coach thought I was a wrestler because I managed to launch people my size off me who had me mounted. I'll keep going it's great seeing experience beat strength every time
well how did it go? are you a blue belt yet
Thank you for subscribing
Thanks for sharing it : )
Are you coming to Australia Kurt?
Awesome!
Old guys do have a spazzy game.
Kurt "I don't know what the Fuck that is" Osiander
That worm tho. (0:48)
He has more tape on than a hockey stick!
love this guy LMFAO
good stuff
What is this nice music (band) massaging my ear drums at the start ? :)
0:43 made me spit my drink out
He is so fucking cool,damn :D
cheers!
0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
Kurt just gave out all my secrets at 1:41
My Nana's name is Isis. Why do you have such hostility towards her? What did she ever do to you? All she does is make delicious chocolate chip cookies for me to enjoy. Shame on you threatening an old lady like that. Shame.
+liam sanchez I think Aldo Raine was being facetious.
IRON1 oooooops.
+liam sanchez LIAM. YOU FOOL.
Juan Gonzalez worry about yourself, amigo! Fool.
lol 😂 flips the bird "fuck Isis I'm gonna surround and kill every single fucken one of you"😂😂
Old guys like me paw because our hands are all messed up from years of gripping the gi. We are just confused. "Why don't my hands work anymore?"
reminds me of the movie the fly.
I laughed so fucking hard at 1:46. You got yourself a subscriber, sir.
a black belt cave man? holly shit!
This is my kinda fuckin learning thanks man
Does anyone know the name of the intro song? It's amazing 🎉
Great instructor. What's that music?
Those guys in the background. LOL
He seems to be going full hoah...
Money!
why does he have to switch the grips (feeding sleeve grip to other hand), why cant he break the guard with his other hand.?
hey question for my other jiujitsu guys out there! is the reason you swap grips after standing, because if you were to hold the grip whilst kneeling, as your trying to stand up the pant grip on that site would fight against you standing up?
It just to free your hands up for the next step. Don't over think it. Obvs the cross grip is so he is all sideways and can't get to you
Funny guys in background :)
1:43 jajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaja
“I dunno what the fuck that is!”
Classic Kurt
What if the guy has awesome grip strength? got any pointers on breaking those grips?
+addrulzamerica 2 on 1 grip, rip it off?
+addrulzamerica Jiu jitsu is a fight, so sometimes it's not always going to be easy, but if you use two on one and utilize different grip breaks using two on one, it shouldn't take a lot of strength to break grips... It's just a matter of getting two on one. So you have to start the grip fighting immediately, before they get solid grips on you, this is always true of jiu jitsu though. You always want to get good grips first, that's half the battle.
Hidden leaf secret finger jitsu 1000 years of death should work
Tape your fingers... Duuuhh
Some strong ppl do not open the guard so easy...
Kurt were are you I got a tournament coming up need some tips
Jimmy Beastie oooytr
ROBERT WITTKA ON THE GROUND
Why do we need to switch sleeve grip? Thank you.
Si Murphy so you can push the knee otherwise your susceptible to a sweep
Get this guy a bath
how is the choke called the guy does with the collar grip?
Yay, I'm gigantic so I can do that shit!
why switching the grip ? why just push for open legs a tstand with the first free hand ?
+Jakub Kotian hand position at the end of the maneuver
+micky mcfarts if you keep the grip from the start with right hand you not need to switch it
I wouldn't want to put this guy in the guard. His hair would drip on me. Eeeeeew.
What to do if the guy hook your righ leg with his left arm to sweep??
Punch him in the balls