Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship and play with the sponges!" Leela: "But the ship is dirty." Bender: "Ah, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 if it's terrible and unfuny then we did people like my comment, it might be unfuny to you but it to others it could be funny, people have different tates in humour
@@die2infinity101 because I’ve found that a large proportion of the people on UA-cam will like any comment containing even a small resemblance of a joke.
6:66 The biggest problem are the all religious centers; on one hand they claim money is the root of all evil and on the hand gouging the gullibal followers to financial ruin... For sound financial advice you have #MeridianCU🌎💘💰
4:29 Nintendo: any questions? Scorpio: when are you gonna make a fourth Kid Icarus game?! Nintendo: *pulls out a gun and shoots Scorpio* Scorpio: AHHHHH!!!!!
“How is we’ve got socialised medicine and yet my teeth still look like this” That would probably be because dental care is actually privatised in the UK
@Hans Coventrierengemacht I'm from the UK I know how it works. - Everyone gets free dentistry up to the age of 18. - Those with low income continue to get it free. - Everyone else pays a limited amount. It's the same as how prescription medicine isn't always free on the NHS but is subsidised such that people don't have to worry about being bankrupted by chronic medical conditions. If a UK resident didn't get braces as a kid it is not because they couldn't afford it. That's a valid choice btw. Look at Japan. Many of their celebrities have "crooked" teeth and no one cares. Maybe in America you can tell someone grew up poor by looking at their teeth, but that's a specific combination of fashion and economics that is far from universal.
You should be able to rip the audio from one of the YT to mp3 sites, then trim the audio down using audacity or other freeware. Change the file extension to .m4r and add to your iTunes library and you should see it in ringtones.
“You wouldn’t know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.”
What absolute poetry.
Now that is something I can relate to
I've always wanted to use this quote.
I’m going to say that one day
I like your profile picture
CLAMPS!!!
“ I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died” fuck man... I felt that on a personal level
SO DID I
Ya man it sucks. There are south American jungle rats that live alot longer that you can buy
Just keep them away from anyone dangerous is the thing remember. Otherwise I'd have to bend them into shape
He described me, I felt it.
"every nerds fantasy baby"
@waylon lewin alright then
waylon lewin what?
leave Leia alone
sooo no one ever think about leela outfit and draw it out of the blue. i mean look at her
He's right you know
Reminder: Jake the dog from adventure time and bender share the same VA. This makes it ten times funnier than it already is.
you my friend, see through the matrix
Wait people didn’t know?
@@Yndd76 the funny thing is that Finn and Jake made a little cameo in Futurama years ago. Pretty funny too.
@@furionmax7824 *What time is it?*
_Time for you to shut up._
I think that was on the Martian Doomsday episode
John DiMaggio's recent appearance is in Freedom Finger as Comrade
4:30
I like to think that Matt fires a warning shot every time he's asked that question.
The Simpsons Movie 2 ....Coming soon.
"Warning" shot, right.
Same lol
That warning shot is his way of saying that there won't be a second Simpsons Movie, ever.
I know this comment is old, but…
“Warning shot” my ass, he hit EXACTLY what he was aiming for.
It cracks up me every time how he does the coin trick to use the suicide booth. Lmao.
I love how bender says human emotion no longer concerns him then gets mad cause Fry has been hanging out with randy hahaha
He’s jealous of Randy
"RANDY!? HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH RANDY!?"@@bloodyrose1985
“What comes out one end we feed to the other” I died
Hunger rate drops to 0
You also forgot to say "also indian food" 🤢
*human centipede intensifies*
"So...you're a robot?"
This show was ahead of its time. It's HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣
Oohhhhh
I don't get it
"Quick! Zoidberg! Move three steps to your right!"
....
"Heheheheee..."
He actually move 4-5 steps, so it's his fault anyways.
2:13 Glocktopus
*Exit the Gungeon intensifies*
Still better than the cocktopus
Yes
I love how you open up with "mouth to ass resuscitation" fry is such a good friend.
Quick Waylon Lewin, take 3 steps to the right!
"I die knowing you fell for that."
@@MrDemonWorm *happy
@@MrDemonWormlol right
15:10 “Human Emotion no longer concerns me”
“But Randy said-”
“RANDY!!! HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH RANDY?!?!?”
RANDY!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Bender obviously experienced the horror of final Season That 70's show.
D'ow, he's just jealous and cares for his meat bag, isn't it sweet?
“I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.” As a guinea pig owner, I feel him 😔
i'm sowwy 😔
I used to have one also until these rats got into his cage and bit him
@@yosloww man that must have been horrifying
So true :(
@@yosloww I would do a rat public execution
“Howdy fellas, I’m Bender.”
“Go to hell, old man!”
😂
Mood
"Hold on to your dooky; it's about to get spooky." I never noticed that line from Bender.
"Heh heh, 'Billy West'. What a stupid phony made up name."
It's such a simple yet funny joke, especially if you consider that half of Futurama is him basically talking to himself xD
Can't imagine why Billy West the moon farmer is in a compilation about Bender
It's even funnier that Frys voice actor is called Billy west
@@Freshlydeliveredegg That’s the joke.
@@knightofarkronia9968 yeah I know
11:11
The way Bender's legs drop out is so hilarious 🤣
2:15 for some reason the muffled gunshots really got me lmao
Lol right?
Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship and play with the sponges!"
Leela: "But the ship is dirty."
Bender: "Ah, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
Lol someone gets it
“Wow, interesting, I’m both impressed AND being eaten.”
4:29 Exactly, we want a sequel!!!!!!
🤖🔫
Right?!
@@Joshua05005 oh no a squirt gun
Y hell
LMAO!!!!! That was soo funny
"Let's beat him his rights" ... yep...
Still Relevant today
My god. That is so accurate.
criminals who resist arrest, have the right to a beating
@@Xannyphantom905 well said
Its even funnier cause they deserve it!
3:44 Evolution of fish: I'm going for a walk
Bender:(kills)
Mother nature: God dam it another 1million years for another try on living on island
What? Are you like 5
@@childishgambino7018 Excuse me but do you not understand the premise of a joke
@@die2infinity101 do you not understand that this is the kind of terrible and unfunny joke a 5 year old would come up with
@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 if it's terrible and unfuny then we did people like my comment, it might be unfuny to you but it to others it could be funny, people have different tates in humour
@@die2infinity101 because I’ve found that a large proportion of the people on UA-cam will like any comment containing even a small resemblance of a joke.
5:18 I love how Fry and Leela look concerned for Amy being bent but smile when they see shes enjoying herself
11:21 bender just teleported
Ya sure it's not Sanchez?
Bruh.
Keep clicking over and over and go nuts.
Also roblox death sounds
He got crushed to badly that he reappeared to the other side of the room 😂
4:36 Bender isn’t wrong.
And Fry provides support to the theory.
Frys not a nerd, he may like space and all that but hes dumb as a rock, I would say hes a geek but yep... he proved the theory
Exactly. Defeat your enemy from within alwaysb
"You idiot! I'm not a cannon!"
*Fires cannon ball *
"Oh, I guess I am a cannon."
"Not that ceiling fan! "
Who needs two ceiling fans that close to each other?
They’d just hit each other when they spin, lmao
One hangs lower than the other apperently 😂
Top 10 Mexicans in anime.
Technically correct--the best kind of correct.
i love how you’re technically right 💀
Bender's a badge of honor to Mexico
Cruel but I love the steak scene where he slaps the dog. So unexpected 😂😂😂
6:66 The biggest problem are the all religious centers; on one hand they claim money is the root of all evil and on the hand gouging the gullibal followers to financial ruin... For sound financial advice you have #MeridianCU🌎💘💰
0:24 "I haven't felt much if anything since my guinea pig died..." Always makes me laugh 🤣
Thumbnail is at 5:53.
Thanks
youre a saint
The real MVP
can we talk about how bender got with amy
hero
That moment when Jake the Dog tells Kotal Kahn to shut up after being welcomed into robot heaven
0:21 "HOLD ON MAC, IT AIN'T LIKE THAT!" this is alot more funny to me than it should be.
"Your tux doesnt fit because you stole it from a boy!"
"You mean a MAN, it was his bar mitzvah."
Robot God: I'm please to welcome you to Robot Heaven.
Bender: Shut up God!!
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
Professor : Why you (slaps bender)
Bender : Oh no you didn’t
Professor : who are you talking to
Bender : no one your mama shut up take your pick
16:02 this is absolutely amazing
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
Can we acknowledge Bender and Fry clearly making bedroom eyes at eachother at 3:49
“Hey, the air is on fire.”
*Famous last words.*
12:10 jfc wtf was that SCREAM
Sounded a lot like Chris Farley!
AAHHGHHHGHGGGGGHG
-Bender, 3020
Fry: i was frozen for a thousand years.
Bender: you were huh! learn something dumb everyday .
LMAO!!!!
10:02
“I ain’t no stinkin’ steam engine!”
*Ding!*
“Chicken’s ready.”
"i guess i am a cannon"
I work with a guy who has this personality when he's really open and comfortable around you.
I bet it's fun and stressful.
9:09
Me age 11: haha funny joke
Me, getting the joke as I got older: damn Fry subtly broke the fourth wall and he’s literally making fun of himself 🤣
2:15 bender and the squid packing xD
"and that's all you get, JERKS!!" -Bender Rodríguez
"You shot me.... YOU MISERABLE DINGUS!"
16:09 lmao Bender is a Gundam
kinda liking that get up Lea was wearing with suspenders and no top!
2:42 the way he says that always gets me XD
4:29
Nintendo: any questions?
Scorpio: when are you gonna make a fourth Kid Icarus game?!
Nintendo: *pulls out a gun and shoots Scorpio*
Scorpio: AHHHHH!!!!!
When they "beat him his rights", do they actually use morse or something?
8:58 badaboom "twang"
I think he said badaboing not sure though
Actually is bababoing like bababooey like bababoing
Bababooey
0:56 that perfectly cut hurl killed me.
0:35 you have legit NO CLUE HOW LONG I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS
Should I put it on a 10-hour loop for you? 😀
@@dp2901ya thanks it'd help me sleep
15:33 love that laugh
A line I wish was in this
"I'm not jumping in there!"
"Hey look, coin!"
As Bender proceeds to jump in the fountain laughing
Who are you talking to
“No one .......your momma...... shut up take your pick”
"Time to go clubbing. Baby seals here I come". Lol
How could I have forgotten half of these?
Must go back and watch again.
I love how the NY police stayed the same even after an invasion and 3K years
A lot of things apparently stayed the same lol have you even watched the show?
3K years? I don't remember the NYPD putting christ on the cross.
9:05 thats not acctually bender, watch the episode
hehehe...you're the first person to pick up on that!
Lol. I saw that episode too
Funniest bit is still when fry took the piss of his own voice actor
14:17 Can we talk about the way Bender runs?
Adorable🤣
LMAO r a t kidneys
“How is we’ve got socialised medicine and yet my teeth still look like this”
That would probably be because dental care is actually privatised in the UK
umm... No, dental is covered by the NHS.
@@Splattedable only emergency dental care, the majority of dental care is privatised.
Seriously look it up.
Deez Noots it's true. I pay around 20 quid every time I go for dental appointment (but I've never lost a tooth not counting my baby ones)
Because socialized medicine is ass
@Hans Coventrierengemacht I'm from the UK I know how it works.
- Everyone gets free dentistry up to the age of 18.
- Those with low income continue to get it free.
- Everyone else pays a limited amount.
It's the same as how prescription medicine isn't always free on the NHS but is subsidised such that people don't have to worry about being bankrupted by chronic medical conditions.
If a UK resident didn't get braces as a kid it is not because they couldn't afford it. That's a valid choice btw. Look at Japan. Many of their celebrities have "crooked" teeth and no one cares. Maybe in America you can tell someone grew up poor by looking at their teeth, but that's a specific combination of fashion and economics that is far from universal.
“RANDY!?! Have you been hanging out with Randy!?”
“Better cover your gnads, it may get a little non-newtonian in here.” (I can’t tell what the fricketh he said)
roses are red, violets are blue, i came for the thumbnail, and you did too.
4:51 I'll give her my lower horn xD.
8:28 always cracks me up😂😂
Ya It is hard confusing the 3d glasses for my regular ones one of my puppy chewed it upb
"Mostly machine, but there might be few dead cats in there"
0:40
-Who are you talking to?
-No one. Your mama. Shut up.
Take your pick
5:51 I came for the thumbnail.
0:13 - DO THE BENDER! DO THE BENDER!
0:15
I SAID DO IT😡
Bender is easily the greatest comedic character in all television XD
Beat out by Roger
@@TOMERRY985 i dont follow. Tho i like bender more then roger
I honestly dont like roger
@@TOMERRY985 roger from american dad? you gotta be fucking joking.
For me it’s cartman from southpark ngl
@@nicktopo8380 he's annoying
2:33 Bender's 40% immortal.
“If only I didn’t have so much crunk in ma budunkidunk” 🤣🤣🤣
“You wouldn’t know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles!” Will alway be my favorite bender line.
0:12 “Do the Bender! Do the Bender!”
No thank you.
I SAID DO IT!!!!
@RyanMann141 And I said no thank you!
Danny Thomas ua-cam.com/video/-pRnQYS0S5c/v-deo.html
Teacher: *talks about homework, rules and classes ect* Any questions?
Me: 13:55
Bender doesn't need his backup unit, he has plot armor!
Bender can’t die if he’s a machine.
Also, Bender can be downloaded, copied and upgraded.
I want that “Bite my Fhiny Metal Aff.” flag at 10:55.
Benders skin is metal dose that mean metal walls are flesh to him
I don’t think it’s a good idea to think about that.
No
3:43 "It was crawling right at use, you saw it!" Gold.
How come we have socialised medicine, but my teeth still look like this?
I'm a Brit, and died laughing 😂
Daddy shark: Hooray for the pigs!!🐖🐖🐖 8:12
11:27 I will find a way to make this my ringtone
You should be able to rip the audio from one of the YT to mp3 sites, then trim the audio down using audacity or other freeware. Change the file extension to .m4r and add to your iTunes library and you should see it in ringtones.
Or get an audio recording app, but don't play YT at full volume or it'll sound bad.
13:49 if only it were that easy Leela...
6:16 just look at scruffy fricken hilarious
Hes too manly to lose his mustache
9:35 albert’s line LOL
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
5:47 my fav line from bender by far
Mine as well. I love doing stunt work
“Bada boing”
Doyoyoyoyoing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how a voice acted form a kids show could be the voice acted for an adult show with cussing and $ex
A lot of voice actors have that experience
He was Bender long before he was Jake. It made me like AT all the more
4:30 Yeah! WHEN WILL WE GET A 2ND SIMPSONS MOVIE!!?
2:10 no matter how many times I see that clip, I always bust out laughing.
14:48 I love the subtle expression change on Hermes- after Zoidberg is lying on the ground unconscious Hermes just has look of mild pity idk
All of us upon meeting parallel versions of ourselves:
Awww.. that was the greatest uncountably infinite bunch of guys I ever met.
Well. Here I go binge-watching Futurama again
2:12 most badass bender moment
THANK YOU, for not making the second Simpsons movie!