Repairman 5 - "Routine Maintenance"
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2015
- The Repairman pays you a visit to perform some routine maintenance.
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It's been eight years and it's still the best ASMR. Thank you for all these years with us, Uncle E
6:29 "I'm your father" *whispers* NOOOOOO
Falls quietly
@@timewellspent8137 *falls in ASMR*
That’s impossible!
Luke come join the dark side we can rule the tingles together
ER, you are a prime example of a man aging well. I know you aren't old, and I'm not trying to make it sound like you are, but god damn man, you just keep getting better looking by the day.
Griffyn Pilcher It's the candy from the candy man.
He ages like an oak
Just gets more rugged with age
You sound gay
@@loganbrickland6950 dude it's late 2019 stop
@@loganbrickland6950 stop
7 years later this is still my absolute go to asmr video.
So true!!! 👃✌️🥰🇨🇦
Meruem spotted in the wild
@@acidmizer caught me
One Repair man episode should actually have him repair damage.
Say someone spilled some soda on the parts, and because of it, the video is all messed up, distorted, and discolored (presumably by using filters and simple effects). throughout the video, in short bursts these errors get fixed and the quality eventually returns to normal. (don't you DARE touch the audio quality if you do this, unless its a short burst at the beginning and is the first thing fixed). Ofcourse, for entertainment purposes, there should be periods where the quality goes down as he messes up or is testing / replacing parts.
Awesome idea!
+anialator1000000 Oh, that sounds pretty interesting. He should do that!
+anialator1000000 I love it.
could muffle the audio for a while clearing up over time, something non-intrusive
+Thatrandomguy Fromchile que wea ql
One day, I'd like to make a video like this.
Unfortunately, while I may have the perfect face for radio, my voice is better suited for the mime industry.
XD
vanilla ice
TheRogueWolf Mime ASMR
TheRogueWolf Dude, did you try to scream death metal after gargling salt and whisky or something?
+TheRogueWolf Rift makes many videos of characters with masks or helmets, I'm sure you could do the same.
Anyone else find it funny how the asmr channels are the only place where "This video made me fall asleep" is a compliment!
🤔 huh...
John Ham true though😂
John Ham xg
Y 🤣🤣🤣🤣 is your name JOHN HAM
Bob Ross too!
I am five minutes in and I am falling asleep at work. I may have to save this one for tonight.Love your whisper man.
Hello falling asleep at work I’m Alex
@@A_shibe fuck off dad
respect your elders Jesus isn't that one of the commandments
Hidden sao i think it’s something about “Respect Thy Mother And Father” or something like that but i’m not big into religion or faith so i could be wrong
Now u gotta say no homo
"I am your father" NOOOOOOOO!!!! lol that had me crying
David dafuq?
I swear every time you bust out the sharpie in a video it's like instant tingles, never fails.
Scholars will argue that Repairman's 1 and 2 were the pinnacle of the series but a true Rift fan will always claim that Repairman 5 was the peak of the movement.
3's been my favorite for a long time, but when he finally released 5 it was up there with 3 as well. Those have to be my top 2
Venom Literally the truth
EliteAssassin09
In my opinion, 7 tops them all
I have to agree with Sam, 7 adds the nostalgic old Repairman style with newer equipment and quality. It's a true masterpiece.
I can't be the only one who LOVES whatever he was doing at 28:05 .....seriously? I would never stop watching a video centered around sounds like that.
I just fricking love you man.
Gaaaay
I really think I have watched this video at least 5 times a week since it was uploaded. This is my go-to to tingle to sleep.
Yes!
This and Repairman 2 are my favourites.
My favourite series returns! I love the sound of the camera being touched it's one of my best triggers, awesome job. Does anyone else watch these during the day to see a preview of what youll get and end up almost falling asleep hahah
It never left. 😂
I watch these all of the time. When I'm stressed, bored, sleepy, anything.
Only time I don't is during a workout. Lol
David Miller Yea I'm pretty much the same, and it would be pretty hard to workout to asmr hahaha
This deserves more views
*less
+R.J. Poroner *dislikes
you mean subscribers....
yes I agree
I really liked how he sometimes trails off and doesn’t finish his sentences; it sounds like he’s really talking to himself
After 40:41 I had I vietnam Flashback
I had a Sandy Hook flashback.
I had a Columbine flash back
I had a flashback of a flashback.
a flakback flapjack of a flapback flashback
I flashed back to flapjacks as I hunted packs of blackjack playing jacks
I think I may have finally developed my Rift World theory: the viewer is a test subject for Clemmons, perhaps the only one, and is being experimented on to see the effects of a mental disorder, perhaps schizophrenia or some other one that involves delusions and hallucinations, as used for some unclear purpose. The reason Clemmons videos and Repairman videos are less supremely zany and out there are because this is when the treatment/experiment, which I believe involves machinery designed to regulate brain function, is either not in effect at the moment or malfunctioning. This means that these visits and breaks into the real world are because Clemmons is not inducing increased symptoms during his visits so he can coherently talk to you, and the Repairman visits are to fix the machinery causing the patient to have these hallucinations, meaning it's not working. I also don't think Clemmons holds the patient hostage, or that he is necessarily evil, and that perhaps the viewer signed on for this, and lives normally, but occasionally visits. So Clemmons is a scientist experimenting on his willing patient, and the Repairman helps fix the device once it malfunctions. So why increase schizophrenia or delusions/hallucinations? Who knows. And what about every other character? Are they not real? Not necessarily. For instance, the Candy Man may be a drug dealer for whom the patient sees as a candy salesman. Chris Crinkle may also be related to crime, due to his shady business. The other Clemmons is a normal doctor seen as a plague one, and so on and so forth... But these personalities lead me to believe the viewer is an ex-convict, and the reason why Clemmons can experiment on him. He is involved with drug dealers and shady salesmen, not to forget spies (Yuri Puki) and silent individuals who seem clumsy because the viewer has threatened/harmed them before, and they're afraid to cross him (Green Man). Now why does everyone look the same? Simple: schizophrenics think everyone is out to get them, and so the patient sees them all as the same person. This ephemeral rift is called that because that's what it is for us as the participating viewer: a non-permanent break from reality into hallucinations and delusions initiated by Clemmons for some unclear purpose. I know this isn't written the best, but this was spur of the moment, and I just wanted to elaborate. In any case, awesome video ER, and sorry if I think too much! XD
Call 1-800-OWLZ Why the fuck do you have such an amazing brain?
Came for the sleep, stayed for the deep story that now keep me awake, goddamn you and your gripping story
Call 1-800-OWLZ
What
The
Flip flop
@@thatdude2248 The OWLS are not what they seem
Waw
Repair man Drinks Windex Confirmed
BOSS123631 Nah, that's the blue water stuff barber's use on their combs.
BOSS123631 it's obviously blue toilet water
MrSeagull That's called Barbicide. :P
Ooh, then I shall name the beverage - "Barbicider"
MrSeagull ^
Can you fix my marriage.
Haha lol
Haha
Nope
Wow. Everyone laughed
I feel bad now
Lmfaoooo
Bad day?
Best part of the video definitely from 00:00 to 59:45 !!
Wait! That's the whole thing! Oh, aha... I get it! HAH! I get jokes!
andyynwa94 missed one sec
I passed out on that part. :(
ZxKaboom HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
I totally agree Man! But the climax truly happwned during 0:01 to 59:45, very intense
6:35 "I'm your father .." "NOOOO!" Hahahaha
I thought that was pretty funny too
love it XD
he was making references to when luke first found r2d2 and c3po in the beggining. "running reconnacance"(however you spell it),"Ill get you up and running in no time",and a few others
literally the second I read your comment he said ''I'll have you fixed up in no time"
*looks at repairman*
*Looks back at self*
"Thanks For The Solid 24 DNA Strands I Hope I Age Half As Well As You"
The Repairman is my favorite. It may sound very silly, but it's like he's really fixing me. That way I can let go whatever was keeping me from sleeping and I can rest at least. Thank you so much for this.
Corvus could do a cranial nerve exam
That would be amazing
yes please
not seen a corvus upload in a while. I'd love him to do that too
@@Drinnan he's probably busy these days
28:00 I'm floating on a cloud of tingles this is great
Uncle E, I just want to say thank you so much for doing what you do. I know I speak for not only myself but countless others when I say that you really have a positive effect on us. So once again, thank you.
I just want to say that I love your videos and all you do, I listen to them and your podcasts all the time when I'm studying, it calms me down and helps me focus. Thank you so much for what you do :)
You're practically the only ASMR youtuber i keep watching
Love your style and your videos man.
Ah yes, I remember the good old days in the FBI where we would spy on people repairing their Computers while they whispered relaxingly.
Good memories.
This series never fails to knock me out. I was Incredibly excited when I saw this one in your upload feed.
All time classic, still watching every now and again
YEEESSS. I was really needing a checkup today. My heart skipped a beat when I saw this in my feed. Can't wait to continue listening
Patches Hyena your heart stopped for a second? for a notification?
CM Cardenas I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, but safe to say, routine maintenance was long overdo.
CM Cardenas Don't worry about patches, you need to keep searching for your Gjhallarhorn.
LegendPvM I already have two of them, and all characters level 32. im a no life. 28 days put into this game.
gosh dangit..my friend has three of them...but no luck here yet.
Holy shit! The repairman is an android too? Rift World just gets crazier and crazier.
😂
By far, one of the best ASMR series I have ever come across.
I really enjoy listening to your videos while I'm editing; they chill me out so much and the tingles are intense!
Thank you for creating such fabulous content.
Repairman is repeatedly my favorite rendition of you! Well done and thank you!
Is that quick revive that you are drinking?
Who’s who!
40:40 that sounds like spitfire firing it's machine guns.
YEEEEESSSSSS!!! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for him to fix me! Thanks Paul!
This video never fails to help me relax and sleep. Whenever I need help I always come back to this video/series. Thank you Ephemeral Rift!
The lighting and quality of the render of all of your videos is amazing. The videos always looks so good.
this looks like a job for....repairmanmanmanmanmanmanman
Man, that flashlight part was A-mazing.
The Repairman series is like weaponized ASMR to me. Even if it's on in the background it'll still have me nodding off in the middle of the day.
Have you tried turning me off and on again? Or just blowing into the cartridge? It works for Sonic the Hedgehog...
I really love that you have a black/darkened background for the majority of your videos. Most of the viewers are watching these kinds of videos before bed so I don't understand why most ASMRtists have blindingly bright backgrounds and even sometimes lights facing the camera. I like my retinas intact, thank ya very much! Another job well done, ER. I'm only 10mins in but I can already feel myself wanting to drift off, so... *sticks gold star sticker on your jacket*
Are you apart of the I'm am a toster SCPs product line?
"Concentrate on the light...don't look at me." *continues to stare at him* XD
You are some kind of genius ASMR hacker/mastermind.
The way you keep incorporating the same things (such as the flash light) in new ways just amazes me. Your videos make me think and tingle. I love being engaged when getting triggers, it's everything I could ask for.
I love the clicking sounds of the keyboard at the beginning of this video! I feel more relaxed after 2 minutes. Thanks!
“The thousand year war didn’t leave much behind.” Such a lore filled universe.
Still the best as of May 2019
I was about to post something like "hey, I'm watching this almost exactly 4 years later."
September ‘19 - still true. If I scroll my feed more than a couple minutes I already know I’ll be headed to this video. 11/10 will watch again. (And again.)
Your subtleness with your props and even your voice, has finally brought back my tingles! 😊👌
Love the flashlight. have to say you are damn good at this.
being new at doing asmr, i can see how much work goes into doing these quality videos.
Here's an idea: you're a scientist (or maybe Prof. Clemmons) who is studying a new SCP that has arrived at the facility. You could be doing different tests on it etc. just an idea
I'm a bit late here but I would LOVE to see (or rather, hear) that.
Uncle E. is actually Dr. Gero in his youth, he keeps fixing androids because we're buggy and not wanting to kill Goku yet. lol
*Kakarot
General Derptato
*Sun Wukong
+badarbiter I am Son Goku yes
Mogsta5555
'....roll with it.'
I finally found a thread where people talked about DBZ in an ASMR video. My life is complete.
Really diggin this repairman series. the inaudible whispering really helps me concentrate while I'm writing/studying/working for some reason. Maybe because I whisper like this to myself when I'm working a lot..
By far my favorite series that you have created, thank you.
If the repairman is an android himself, who repairs him when he needs repairing?
Insert conspiracy meme
Another repairman ;)
CarnagePie THE CHAIN OF REPAIRMEN CONTINUES
Nobody. The world begins to split and a series of rifts begin to break into planes of reality and thenhOLY FUCK
a human? Lol nothing is stopping it from happening. We built machines to make life easier, but we also need to repair the machines.
That's incredible. The Repairman, apparently some kind of android, drinks blue fluid. Flash forward a few years and a rather high-profile videogame comes out that features androids drinking blue fluid. Ephemeral Rift oracle status confirmed?
@Kitcat detroit: become human. Amazing game
It's about 3 am now and I can't sleep. You have just uploaded the video on the right time. THANKS
Now let me enjoy being repaired.
I love long ASMR videos with good quality. The reason why ER is the best! Thank you sooo much:)
I just had an idea for this series. Might you possibly consider doing a Star Trek TNG themed episode where you work on the android character Data?
No
Yes, this is a really good idea I love Star Trek
camden marsh No
WeAreThunderUnivers YES!
. ..
So, Weyland-Yutani, huh? Does the repairman work at Sevastopol station by any chance?
The commitment of this man is great makin videos since I was 12
BRILLIANT once again rift, great job. been appreciating your work for the past year now love it.
I find it funny how this guy is the one male asmrtist who I can watch, the rest just don’t sound right lol
Heard about Dr. T?
You obviously haven't watched Thor asm- err I mean Fred
40:48 the water bottle sounds there gave me such intense tingles o_o great video!
This is a spectacular video, it's my third night listening to it falling asleep. I am not usually a fan of male videos just because their voice cane be too harsh but yours is very soothing. I love the sounds and volume of your voice! Really a wonderful video!
Now this is history on this channel
"I'm your fatherrrr."
"Noooooooooooo."
Holy shit! How does he do it? Talking to a camera, yet knowing people will hear you and respond to themselves, but you'll hear nothing. I'd go fuckin crazy
dude , make it a challenge ! I dare you to do it , even for 5 minutes , just like this guy . Also , I got here from a meditation flute music ; i am high , soooo ... this is something new uau ok bye
Yes! I was hoping for another Repairman video! Great quality as usual!
Love. All the love. And tingles. All the tingles. Now sleep. All the sleep.
Thanks ER, you never disappoint!
Yo ER, could you do a library role play? maybe like for spellbooks or something along the lines of what you usually do.
It's so beautiful......
Truth...it ish so bootyful
The comments are pretty slow these days but this is still one of the best ASMR vids out there.
before watching this video I always thought I only got asmr from more talking-based videos like your beer reviews and roleplays, but I was wrong
thanks, this was really great!
This is gonna be great...
In other news, Rift, you've gotta make more Vines! They're... ephemeral.
Ahaha
Okay, I'll go.
Do So Out The Nearest Window Please
Your chest is quite easy on the eyes, a rather handsome bosom indeed sir! :P
I love all of your repairman videos, but this one is BY FAR my favorite! ☺👍
😅
This video is so relaxing, the suggestions for other videos are Bob Ross, now that's great ASMR! Good Job ER, and happy tingles to you and everyone watching.
Ephemeral Rift Yes, but can you fix my grades?
"I'm your father... 'Nooooooooo'" LOL I said the exact same thing when I got mine at Easter a few years ago
cant believe nobody has ever commented about the amazing visual tingles ER has
Once upon a time, a little boy named Pegasus searched long and hard on the fiery plains of youtube looking for his tingles, then one day he found ER. He was sooo happy to finally have his tingles back! Thank you ER for giving me the gift of relaxation... and happiness.
I demand number 6
Kinda reminds me of Joel from The Last of Us
😮
I suffer from insomnia and your videos are great. Thanks for the rest. It's also great to have a male ASMRtist I thoroughly enjoy so the woman in my life doesn't kill me in my sleep. Thanks for that too :3.
I don't understand why flashlights like the one in this video give me tingles but either way it's one of my favorites. Nice work on this one.
Can someone please explain to me the lore behind the Repairman?
+Catfish Master He's been fixing things well, that's before the plague hit.
T-Racer He had a ps4, but that was before the plague hit. (Love jerma)
The Soulpoint Gamer Jerma is bae.
Jerma is bae, but that was before the plague hit.
The Soulpoint Gamer Nope. still bae.
... took me a while to realize this was an ASMR video.
please oh please make more of this series... its the best.. the only thing i listen to anymore.
Repairman is def one of your best series.
hey ER, what happened to your right ear?
AJddfx It's how the Illuminati identifies their executive members.
It's a small ear deformity, he mentioned in a previous beer video he was born with it and I believe his uncle had it too? Not entirely sure on that.
He has some sort of benign tumor that he has to take medications for to stop it.
Lol...yall got too much time on yall hands...i didn't even notice that. And ive been wanting his vids for a long time now.
ICanHazGaming12345 WTF? when did he said that?
Repairman 5 sounds like the name of a band.
Edit: Forgot to say: nice job!
The oldies are the goldies
Thank you so very much for the "repairman" series Rift, I think it suits your personality and... my taste ;)
Uhhhh am I his computer wat????
It's just your standard-issue human mainframe maintenance. Surely you've been having yours regularly, no?
Play SOMA and you will understand this vid.
+Ramiz S
Or just know about robots in science fiction in general
I am the one
direwolf21 Ultimate?
paul harned don't weigh a ton?
The stomach gurgle at 10:06, haha I thought it was me :D
All time favorite Repairman video.
Colonist Repairman is a close second. :)