the decision to make jacob into a father figure, a brother figure and a lover for life for the baby is still one of the wildest thing that ever happened on a media franchise
Hilarious that it got put into not only a published novel and a film franchise, but at the same time that is the most indefensible part about this series. Anyone who's a fan of it and not ironically needs to live with the fact that there is a sanctioned pedophilic relationship in it
What’s so weird to me is that in the very first book, Bella-as a human- is mentioned as being so sensitive to the smell of blood that she almost faints during a lab assignment, not from the sight but from the smell of blood. That doesn’t seem like a normal human reaction and would have been a great jumping point into a later reveal that she’s not fully human, but SM couldn’t write a good story to save her life so here we are, with this dumpster fire
its funny how out of all of this, Bella's dad is the closest to a character and the most sane they've ever gotten so far. He was a dad that did not know what the hell happened to his daughter, and he hasn't seen her in forever, and it sent him to a state of depression and alcoholism. and the next time he hears about her, its from the two guys who took her away, one of them impregnated her and is a vampire and the other just striped down and turned into a fucking wolf in front of him, and they basically tell him "So your daughter has been fucking us, so thats whats happened. Thats our world, and she's not coming back...'kay bye!" and they actually walked off proudly thinking they gave him closure, when Bella's dad was probably thinking "How fucking drunk am I!?" this series really was unapologetically bad 😂
@@larsontv2993 the “how drunk am I” part may have been a bit of projection in his part. Maybe poor dude read some fanfic thinking it was the real thing?
Pre-selecting a INFANT to get with later in life is such a insane, downright unbelievable plot point that I'm surprised it made the final cut after all the editors looked through it
@@HiddenRealm But I think this was different in the novel? I recall the imprint thing not being a choice. Like Jacob saw the baby for the first time and he immediately knew that this is his “partner”. Not sure if this is a “lost in translation” situation (read the German translation; maybe translator was so disgusted by this that they changed it xD).
@@roxannarenteria4931 it doesn't sound good when you put it like he's a pedo. That's obviously disgusting. But that's not how they put it. He put it like he would be her big brother and look over her. Or God father and look after her. When you automatically go to your pervert disgusting ass mind I guess you would think that but meh I don't care what sluts do or say now days. Your gonna think what you wanna instead of actually watching the shit and seeing it for what it is.
My favorite moment will always be when Edward sees Bella is in danger after she gets a cut or something, and he protects her by shoving her 50mph into a wall unit
I mean you probably don't gaf but in the book (and maybe the movie) it wasn't out of nowhere cause he was originally supposed to be alpha of the pack but he was like fuck that, Sam that's all you.
"Tell me, how did you become an Alpha Male?" "Well I really felt my alpha vibes surging when I found my infant child." "Oh so raising a child made you more of a man?" "........ I'm raising her for now, yeah."
I can't believe he forgot one of the most iconic scenes of the entire franchise. Where Bella finds out that Jacob imprinted on her daughter and she goes ape shit
I didn’t know how much I needed a summary of Twilight from Charlie, but here we are and it’s like I’m experiencing the series for the first time all over again
I really need to know if everyone is aware that the author said that the sea warmed up edwards balls enough to make his sperm viable, and that the reason jacob was in love with bella was because he could feel the egg that would become the child he would imprint on inside of her (which would imply he also felt attracted to edward, since he carried the same frozen sperm inside of him his entire immortal life (0until the sea warmed it up) but the author doesn't mention that)
its a bit sad tbh, in next 3-7 month or something, when you type in "penguinz0 twilight", theres moderate chance these videos wont show up in the search result because dumb ass youtube algorithm logic
Jacob is so creepy on a level I couldn't possibly put into words. The sheer fact that someone birthed this idea and shared it with the world is wild to me😂
I literally thought the big plot twist would be that she was actually a resurrected voodoo zombie which is why the vampires' gifts didn't work on her and why she looked so emotionless, and why she looked repulsed by everyone constantly. It would've made more sense than she was just a magical special human who was immune to vampires' gifts because "reasons" and her lack of ability to emote was just because they hired a terrible actress.
you forgot to mention edward putting his venom into a syringe and injecting it straight into bella’s heart and giving her chest compressions to spread the venom and that’s what saved her lmfao
I think stuff like GoT's final season, The Walking Dead outstaying its welcome, Star Wars having releasing an even worse trilogy than the prequels and games like Cyberpunk launching completely busted have actually helped breed more cynicism where it probably belongs, honestly. So in a way I disagree with your statement, as we might feel the impact of fanatic fanbases being disappointed for years to come.
My roommate and I got dragged to the last few movies by our gfs at the time and when that happened we laughed so hard that you could FEEL the glaring from the crying teen girls in the audience 😂
I saw this film on a date with what would turn out to be the love of my life. At that scene i literally burst out laughing in a PACKED theatre full of young girls and teenagers and female students... i got SO many death stares i'm amazed i made it out of that cinema alive. That exact scene will forever be ingrained in my mind as one of the funniest things i've ever seen. As soon as Charlie said "i won't spoil it you just have to see it" i knew he'd be talking about THAT scene, because it's so fucking hilariously bad. The sound effects are like comedy sound effects too. The cracking snapping sound and her face is just still emotionless LMAO. I nearly died laughing i had tears in my eyes and i am amazed my date didn't hate me for it lol. She ended up giggling a bit too and slapping my arm like "shshhh shh this is important!" whilst also laughing about how dumb it was.
The moment you said "shock and awe" I remembered that scene where she drops the cup and snaps her spine. Like holy crap I remember laughing my ass off when I saw that. This series is one of the best guilty pleasure series ever.
As someone who grew up reading those books and being a part of that fandom since the first movie came out (Seriously, I spent an entire $50 Target gift card on the boxed set), the Twilight renaissance that is happening currently is mostly just those same teenage fans, who are now in our twenties, critiquing and laughing the same way Charlie did about this franchise! Lmao We all now understand how terrible it was, but it still brings so much joy!! Just joy for different reasons than it was back when they first released 😂
@@CarlWidegrip that’s what I’m saying, if you’re talking to a woman that loves twilight and that’s her model idea of romance, you need to run far away from her, thats a GIANT red flag
We didn’t realize how special the Twilight movies were back then. Movies are normally bad because of cynical reasons, but the Twilight movies were bad on their own terms. I used to hate them, but I see now they are some of the most funniest movies ever created
I think it's still bad for cynical reasons. Twilight is not my cup of tea. The people who liked it did so for specific reasons. It fulfilled some sort of fantasy. I can't hate on them for that. The trailers didn't hide anything about what the movie was. It has the boy band effect on some people. It's not for everyone.
@@SuperBettyxoxo I don't get the sense that Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight to capitalize on a trend. I think she genuinely wanted to be lusted over by possessive bad boys
I disagree on the cynical thing. Movies are generally bad due to sheer incompetence. When you look at shit like TLJ, Multiverse of Madness, or The Room, the writers geniunely think they made something good.
Holy shit I just looked up clips of Jacob imprinting the daughter to witness this master piece and I see Bella yell “NESSEE! YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER!!!” This series is a masterpiece
lmao the fact that THAT is what bella decides to go batshit crazy over. not, like, the fact that her best friend imprinted on her NEWBORN INFANT DAUGHTER 😂
Funny enough the scene where her back breaks was actually caused by Renesme reaching for the cup when it was dropped. It’s really weird but this series is so wild and I love it.
Twilight came out when I was a 13-year-old girl, I wasn’t into romance but when I saw the twilight movies I was in awe of the artistic graphics and the large wolves. The way things were filmed too. Just all the special effects. At the time 13 year old me was amazed
This begs the question, was the author even investigated by the FBI for this? XD Or even the actor of Jacob? XD We might as well get a 3rd part: Twilight- Chris Hansen Breaking the Dawn
@@spiderdude2099 Two points I'd like to mention here: 1- but this is still a red flag, whatever it may be. and 2- I'm not going to be fair about twilight. Just a heads up.
There's a comment talking about how the author based the whole series off of a wet dream. The series that includes imprinting on a baby. That's a bit more WTF 😂
The Twilight series is one of the most profound, spellbinding story I've ever seen and I'm truly honored to watch it alongside you all - this is true cinema
bro I love your vids so much, your community tab polls are the best anime polls of all time im in love with them, you are so underrated broo and what are the chances that im subbed to u and i meet u in a vid...
@Anime Lover It is kinda true. The guy said something similar around 5 minutes prior to this. However, I don’t give a shit and neither should you. Mock the fucker for crying over somebody ‘stealing’ a comment.
As someone that was forced to read the books, they’re just as bad and ends so boring, the fight doesn’t happen and no one dies so when it started in the movies we were shocked, girls were losing it, the girl I was with was crying.. it insane. Every time someone died someone lost it, and than the end… still one of the funniest movie experiences ever. I still remember it so visibly after 10 years 😂
LMFAO my mother forced me to read the books and i just skipped to the last one cuz i didnt care enough to suffer through the first 2 books💀 and my mom forced me to watch the movie in theaters the day it was released. The UPROAR from literally every single person in the movie theater during the fake scene had me laughing soooooooo hard and my mom was giving me the stink eye for laughing at "the worst moment" 💀💀💀
While I never read or watched either from the sounds of it it's the reverse of most "Movie ruined the book" and is "Somehow the book is worse then the movie"
@@ninjafrog6966must’ve been a different time where controversial scenes like that weren’t taken seriously plus most people who went to see these movies were teenage girls who probably weren’t educated very well on stuff like that but nowadays people understand what is and isn’t ok to show in media btw I’m not justifying the scene it’s probably the worst scene in the movie I’m just giving my thoughts on why people didn’t seem to hugely care about it at that time
Charlie really downplays how unbelievably fun and silly this last fight was. It is the best. In the books it is even worse, they don't even have the fake fight, they all just line up to fight then the bad guys get told it's ok and so they all just go home.
Exactly. I was so disappointed of the books, not even a real fight scene?!! I know women in general are not that interested in that, but cmooon Stephenie Meyer!!! There HAS to be a fight scene after all this build up!!! But nahh, I guess that was too exhausting to write or something. 🙄 I found the movie at least found an interesting and creative way here to inject a little bit of excitement and coolness into it.
The Twilight Saga will always be the wildest franchise. Truly a phenomenon that keeps on giving. Especially with the fact the Stephanie has added onto her own series with not only the genderbent version of her own books but the ENTIRE SERIES from Edwards point of view. Never ceases to amaze.
@@vasvas8914 she also wrote a book about that one teen girl who was killed by the volturi after the battle in eclipse after she had surrendered.. it's kinda amazing how she just can keep on 🤣
@@PattisKarriereKarten I mainly think it's funny because they mention being Transylvanians. I'm terrible with accents so I have no room to say anything about people not recognizing the accent.
That last movie….the “it was all a dream” enraged me to no end. And yet I will always love that series. It will always be apart of my childhood memories.
@@abhivirchaturvedi8345 basically the volturi kept trying to think of ways to pick a fight so they could take the vampires with powers but they kept being shot down with logic until the unrelated audience they brought with them to be witnesses to their justice ended up turning on them and then they all just left. So basically a whole lot of nothing. The full scene is both sides walk up, argue back and forth 3 times, bella uses her shield to protect them from Alec and Jane then they realize they have no power and leave.
Lea didn't just get dumped, Sam (her ex) imprinted on her cousin (who's face he sliced up when she said she wouldn't date him). After the breakup Lea started turning into a werewolf but her family thought it was just mood swings. The transformation made her infertile for some reason. Also the old man in the woods who Veronica killed by grabbing by the shirt in new moon, that was Lea's father, who in the book had a heart attack when she transformed for the first time. The author really hated Lea for some reason.
I watched the twilight series for the first time about 2 years ago with my brother and we were laughing so hard throughout New Moon. Bella was a terrible person throughout the whole movie and the fact that a good chunk of the movie is Bella building a bike with Jacob only to decide to ride it as soon as it's done with no lessons or any idea how to ride one, immediately crashes it because she forgets what a break is, and then swear off motorcycles forever was hilarious. A truly iconic series
This is the best and the most hilarious retelling of Twilight saga I've ever heard, and now I need every movie to be told by Charlie without any context Glad Charlie enjoyed this little marathon!
Fun fact. The author Stephanie Meyer started writing a series from Edwards perspective (The Twilight series is Bellas story) but she ditched it after the first part was leaked.
I remember being in the theater when the last movie came out. And the scene when they reveal the whole fight was a vision, the whole theater erupted. Popcorn went flying everywhere.
Oh my god I clicked on this expecting a 10 minute video and when you said “I’m getting ahead of myself” I looked and saw 37 minutes and just realized this is just an extensive list of notes on twilight - This is great
They were supposed to make a 6th one and I’m so sad they didn’t, when my sister forced me to watch as a child I never paid attention to understand just how idiotic Bella is and how Edward constantly verbally abuses her. PURE GOLD
Reminder that despite the horror of these films, Robbert Pattinson is an absolutely fucking phenomenal actor. Don't let this franchise be your only exposure to him, go watch The Lighthouse everyone.
The entire John Wick series is actually a metaphor for all the hardships Charlie had to go through, while watching the twilight movies. I appreciate his struggle even more, now that I know of the truth. behind it
Reading creepy greentexts with this on in the background and charlie’s burp around 16:00 ish scared the shit out of me for a split second. I’m still drying my eyes from laughing at myself
I saw that fight in theaters with a ex-gf and man that theater was screaming of wails from girls just losing their minds. “THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK” “OMG WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS” it was great
i remember watching this when i was 8 or 9 years old and i was fascinated by what was happening and thought that i was just too stupid to understand how good this shit was, because everyone around me loved it for some reason
34:34 That last part was definetly added in the movie, because the ending in the book to my knowledge, was fight over, and everything ended. The writer must've realized that the last book didn't have a conclusive ending, so they legitimately made one up.
As someone who actually grew up watching the Twilight Saga from when they first came out, back when I was a child, seeing Charlie talk about it has been some of the best content I've seen all month Its so entertaining to see someone talk about it in this day and age Its so wild to me and I adore it
Its been such an honor watching twilight with yall. We made it out alive because we had each other, like some friendship in some random anime last episode type sh*t. Salute gang. Salute.
Bella’s spine breaking is quite literally the only scene from twilight I’ve seen on TV. Every other scene I saw online. I’ll have to have a twilight viewing with my friends lol
It seems like the Twilight Series took all the energy from Charlie’s being and now he’s going to have to rejuvenate for a week to get back to his proper goofy self
So from what I understand, the reason why Bella doesn't ever smile is because she's in, like, a perpetual orgasm, like she's constantly on ecstasy, but it comes off as her being nauseous and on the verge of puking so it doesn't look like she's into Edward at all.
It really brings me joy that someone else out there appreciates how it’s so bad it becomes a pretty decent comedy cuz I grew up with my mom taking me to these movies and they always crack me up every time.
My wedding was “twilight” themed, it was close to what they had to there’s; my bachelorette party we did a twilight watch while inebriated and it was one of the best ways to watch it; definitely recommend a twilight drinking party you will be as dead as Bella was in the 4th movie
it's amazing how I found your comment a few comments below taken by a bot and with 20 times the amount of likes due to them liking each other comments. This platform is getting worse every day.
i'm so glad you finally decided to watch the twilight franchise. my friends and i watched the entire series in a weekend a couple years ago and it was the most fun i've had hate watching movies.
And when Bella finds out that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee amongst other parts of the most bizarre argument in cinematic history he refers to Renesmee as 'Nessy' and Bella screams "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" and is then attacked by Wolves.
My favourite thing in the entire series. Will be the time I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 in theatres day 1 and everyone freaking the hell out over the big battle scene at the end, the bigger fans going “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! THIS WASN’T IN THE BOOK!” only for the entire cinema to collectively let out an annoyed “UUUGHHHHH” when they revealed it was just a vision that one future telling vampire showed big bad evil guy vampire.
Such a joy relieving these movies through Charlie - so many details lost to time came back to life through Charlie's uniquely wonderful descriptions in the best way possible, couldn't enjoy it more and so happy Charlie enjoyed the movies as well! P. S. Couldn't wait to see Charlie's reaction to the whole imprinting stuff and he did not disappoint in the least!
I read the Twilight Saga as a kid and then watched all the movies throughout highschool and then I rewatched as an adult and 😂 it was horrible but it’s so nostalgic I still watch it from time to time. Charlie’s review didn’t disappoint 😂 I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂
Damn Jacob preordering the baby is still wild to this day.
Expertly put hahaha
Preordering 😭
Beta tester
wtf is your pfp, holy shit
"Preordering" 🤣
the decision to make jacob into a father figure, a brother figure and a lover for life for the baby is still one of the wildest thing that ever happened on a media franchise
It's an actual Mormon thing.
Jacob is Greek. It's part of his culture
They just justified grooming by calling it "a wolf thing he can't control"
Hilarious that it got put into not only a published novel and a film franchise, but at the same time that is the most indefensible part about this series. Anyone who's a fan of it and not ironically needs to live with the fact that there is a sanctioned pedophilic relationship in it
It is not wild, it is disgusting. The fact so many fans just let it go is also disgusting.
“Nooo Bella he’s gonna dick you to death” was a wild plot point that both came out of nowhere yet made perfect sense
and we were all horny teens and bella’s choices made perfect sense
@@nullskey8370 I WAS A HORNY 12 YEAR OLD😭😭😭
lol
In the first 25 seconds, I was like "this guy is an idiot". The MCU is still going.
😂😂
I'm convinced Bella mastered being a vampire so quickly because her dullness also affects her hunger.
best comment fr
I'm surprised Charlie didn't mention aro's laugh
What’s so weird to me is that in the very first book, Bella-as a human- is mentioned as being so sensitive to the smell of blood that she almost faints during a lab assignment, not from the sight but from the smell of blood. That doesn’t seem like a normal human reaction and would have been a great jumping point into a later reveal that she’s not fully human, but SM couldn’t write a good story to save her life so here we are, with this dumpster fire
Jacob imprinting Bella and Edward’s baby is still wild years later
Ik right? Like he couldn’t get Bella so he dropped down a generation. Like wtf?!😂
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
He did what? I’ve never seen Twilight but that is fucked.
@@noahcaelum6796 not by choice, but basically his entire being geneticly took away his agency for his forseeable future happiness
Spawn Campers are the worst.
its funny how out of all of this, Bella's dad is the closest to a character and the most sane they've ever gotten so far. He was a dad that did not know what the hell happened to his daughter, and he hasn't seen her in forever, and it sent him to a state of depression and alcoholism. and the next time he hears about her, its from the two guys who took her away, one of them impregnated her and is a vampire and the other just striped down and turned into a fucking wolf in front of him, and they basically tell him "So your daughter has been fucking us, so thats whats happened. Thats our world, and she's not coming back...'kay bye!" and they actually walked off proudly thinking they gave him closure, when Bella's dad was probably thinking "How fucking drunk am I!?" this series really was unapologetically bad 😂
Poor dude has no idea what the hell is even going on
@@larsontv2993 the “how drunk am I” part may have been a bit of projection in his part.
Maybe poor dude read some fanfic thinking it was the real thing?
🤓
This made me laugh way too hard 😂
I ain’t reading all dat
Pre-selecting a INFANT to get with later in life is such a insane, downright unbelievable plot point that I'm surprised it made the final cut after all the editors looked through it
This was pre Epstein.
@@HiddenRealm But I think this was different in the novel? I recall the imprint thing not being a choice. Like Jacob saw the baby for the first time and he immediately knew that this is his “partner”.
Not sure if this is a “lost in translation” situation (read the German translation; maybe translator was so disgusted by this that they changed it xD).
That's not necessarily what Imprinting on someone means. And they tried to explain that but did a very bad job.
@super gameing don't even try dude
I promise you there in no way to make it sound good
@@roxannarenteria4931 it doesn't sound good when you put it like he's a pedo. That's obviously disgusting. But that's not how they put it. He put it like he would be her big brother and look over her. Or God father and look after her. When you automatically go to your pervert disgusting ass mind I guess you would think that but meh I don't care what sluts do or say now days. Your gonna think what you wanna instead of actually watching the shit and seeing it for what it is.
Jane throwing the baby in the fire is one of the funniest fucking scenes in cinematic history
“Good thing this baby is super flammable- WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST SAY?”
-CinemaSins
Reminds me of the lion king Simba yeet meme
She yeeted the child lmfao
How could you not mention the best scene in the entire franchise "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!?!". Pure gold.
Kristen Stewart asked calmly.
💀
@@thecollector427 SOBBING
some of the most emotion she ever had in the films
I can hear it accurately to this day
My favorite moment will always be when Edward sees Bella is in danger after she gets a cut or something, and he protects her by shoving her 50mph into a wall unit
Dammit why why do you all have to destroy my most tragic romantic moments!
dont worry, its an american "wall"
@@NOBODY-oq1xr made of cardboard
@@NOBODY-oq1xr they are made to come apart bc hurricanes and tornadoes
My favorite moment was when Team Edward and Team Other Guy lost to Team Rupert
"biting on her like he's chewing the last remaining bits of a chicken wing" was the best analogy of that scene I've ever heard.
Jacob pulling an Andrew Tate out of nowhere and becoming the Alpha will never cease to be hilarious to me.
PULLING AN ANDREW TATE 💀
wdym
I mean you probably don't gaf but in the book (and maybe the movie) it wasn't out of nowhere cause he was originally supposed to be alpha of the pack but he was like fuck that, Sam that's all you.
"Tell me, how did you become an Alpha Male?" "Well I really felt my alpha vibes surging when I found my infant child." "Oh so raising a child made you more of a man?" "........ I'm raising her for now, yeah."
@@SabsWhyNotnobody cares, imagine reading all of those books when the last one literally contains p*d0philia
I can't believe he forgot one of the most iconic scenes of the entire franchise. Where Bella finds out that Jacob imprinted on her daughter and she goes ape shit
“I can wait!” Jacob pleaded
💀💀💀
YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTERRR??!?!?!
@@spyscy "Her name is Tree-Fiddy now and there's nothing you can do! Muahahahahahahaha!"
@@equinox1223 I’ll change her nick name, but it’ll cost you about tree fiddy
@@Kook_Krazy tree fiddy!?!?
He should 100% watch the videos of how much Robert Pattinson (Edward) actually hated twilight
“Look at me, I’m a happy vampire, please don’t fire me!!” 😂😂
I didn’t know how much I needed a summary of Twilight from Charlie, but here we are and it’s like I’m experiencing the series for the first time all over again
I really need to know if everyone is aware that the author said that the sea warmed up edwards balls enough to make his sperm viable, and that the reason jacob was in love with bella was because he could feel the egg that would become the child he would imprint on inside of her (which would imply he also felt attracted to edward, since he carried the same frozen sperm inside of him his entire immortal life (0until the sea warmed it up) but the author doesn't mention that)
oh god I remember that
I hate this so much
More people need to like this so Charlie is enlightened
Ain't no fucking way 😟 I can't believe this and yet the author is so outrageously stupid this actually makes sense...
Sounds about right
You know your a real fan when you can tell what Charlie’s videos are about by their title
😂😂😂
So true 😂
fr
tyler that you?
its a bit sad tbh, in next 3-7 month or something, when you type in "penguinz0 twilight", theres moderate chance these videos wont show up in the search result because dumb ass youtube algorithm logic
Jacob is so creepy on a level I couldn't possibly put into words. The sheer fact that someone birthed this idea and shared it with the world is wild to me😂
I'm just so glad Charlie got to enjoy this series in its entirety and didn't know any spoilers, like the imprinting.
The scene where they throw the kid into the fire made me laugh so much more than it should have. "Off into the fire you go Timothy!"
To this day that scene still makes me laugh and I’ll pull it up when I’m sad
Fuckin right.
PLEASE I DIDNT REMEMBER THIS UNTIL HE SHOWED IT IM WHEEZING
I haven’t seen the movies but I laughed so hard at that scene that I think I’ll watch them now.
YEET
The most unbelievable part of the whole story is Bella having a soul to begin with.
Bro thought this comment was gonna blow up😂
I literally thought the big plot twist would be that she was actually a resurrected voodoo zombie which is why the vampires' gifts didn't work on her and why she looked so emotionless, and why she looked repulsed by everyone constantly. It would've made more sense than she was just a magical special human who was immune to vampires' gifts because "reasons" and her lack of ability to emote was just because they hired a terrible actress.
Yeah cause even the actress herself doesnt have a soul
you forgot to mention edward putting his venom into a syringe and injecting it straight into bella’s heart and giving her chest compressions to spread the venom and that’s what saved her lmfao
Wtf lmao
My favourite part was when Jacob ripped his 7th shirt that movie and said “ it’s twilight’n time” and wolfed all over the place
When everything's said and done, the Twilight series will still have more of a place in pop culture than the last seasons of Game of Thrones.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
I think stuff like GoT's final season, The Walking Dead outstaying its welcome, Star Wars having releasing an even worse trilogy than the prequels and games like Cyberpunk launching completely busted have actually helped breed more cynicism where it probably belongs, honestly. So in a way I disagree with your statement, as we might feel the impact of fanatic fanbases being disappointed for years to come.
@@Joe90h yes but I FELT the moment when GOT became irrelevant. It was like a switch and then nobody talked about it except in rare passing.
@@Joe90h I don't think Cyberpunk should be in this List
That's not saying much...
That back breaking scene will forever be ingrained in my mind as one of the most unintentionally hilarious clips in cinematic history 😂
My roommate and I got dragged to the last few movies by our gfs at the time and when that happened we laughed so hard that you could FEEL the glaring from the crying teen girls in the audience 😂
@@thestraydog oh man I wish I could have seen that
I saw this film on a date with what would turn out to be the love of my life. At that scene i literally burst out laughing in a PACKED theatre full of young girls and teenagers and female students... i got SO many death stares i'm amazed i made it out of that cinema alive. That exact scene will forever be ingrained in my mind as one of the funniest things i've ever seen. As soon as Charlie said "i won't spoil it you just have to see it" i knew he'd be talking about THAT scene, because it's so fucking hilariously bad. The sound effects are like comedy sound effects too. The cracking snapping sound and her face is just still emotionless LMAO. I nearly died laughing i had tears in my eyes and i am amazed my date didn't hate me for it lol. She ended up giggling a bit too and slapping my arm like "shshhh shh this is important!" whilst also laughing about how dumb it was.
@@thestraydog im sure that really happened 🤣💀 who the fuck would date you??
It looked like she fucking snapped under her own weight and collapsed so gracefully lmao
also the “it was all a dream” scene was actually such a sick prank on all the book readers that were like 😮 excuse me
The moment you said "shock and awe" I remembered that scene where she drops the cup and snaps her spine. Like holy crap I remember laughing my ass off when I saw that. This series is one of the best guilty pleasure series ever.
Edward's ✨️glitter✨️sperm was potent. Just took one time.😂
"One kiss is all it takes."
Just the exhausted look in his eyes tells me everything I need to know, rest well warrior.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Idk why this made me laugh until I cried 😭😂
i thought he was blasted lol
I’ll never forgive them for making Jacob a groomer 😭🤣
As someone who grew up reading those books and being a part of that fandom since the first movie came out (Seriously, I spent an entire $50 Target gift card on the boxed set), the Twilight renaissance that is happening currently is mostly just those same teenage fans, who are now in our twenties, critiquing and laughing the same way Charlie did about this franchise! Lmao We all now understand how terrible it was, but it still brings so much joy!! Just joy for different reasons than it was back when they first released 😂
I love how this series was meant to be a suspenseful romance and it just turned into one of the greatest comedies of all time
so like a 5 part version of the room. "you are tearing me apart, bella! oh hi, jacob"
If someone's idea of romance was passive aggressive, forceful domination without compassion or tension.
@@tdarkhorse4 yeah I’d say that’s a pretty accurate description actually 😂
@@CarlWidegrip that’s what I’m saying, if you’re talking to a woman that loves twilight and that’s her model idea of romance, you need to run far away from her, thats a GIANT red flag
@@cameronmillspaugh1601 guarantee the same women also really love 50 shades, which was a fanfic of Twilight. So many red flags it’s a parade
We didn’t realize how special the Twilight movies were back then. Movies are normally bad because of cynical reasons, but the Twilight movies were bad on their own terms. I used to hate them, but I see now they are some of the most funniest movies ever created
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
I think it's still bad for cynical reasons. Twilight is not my cup of tea. The people who liked it did so for specific reasons. It fulfilled some sort of fantasy. I can't hate on them for that. The trailers didn't hide anything about what the movie was. It has the boy band effect on some people. It's not for everyone.
@@SuperBettyxoxo I don't get the sense that Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight to capitalize on a trend. I think she genuinely wanted to be lusted over by possessive bad boys
I disagree on the cynical thing. Movies are generally bad due to sheer incompetence. When you look at shit like TLJ, Multiverse of Madness, or The Room, the writers geniunely think they made something good.
Holy shit I just looked up clips of Jacob imprinting the daughter to witness this master piece and I see Bella yell
“NESSEE! YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER!!!”
This series is a masterpiece
Watch YMS "Adam and Pals Twilight" the whole series, the commentary is great.
lmao the fact that THAT is what bella decides to go batshit crazy over. not, like, the fact that her best friend imprinted on her NEWBORN INFANT DAUGHTER 😂
Funny enough the scene where her back breaks was actually caused by Renesme reaching for the cup when it was dropped. It’s really weird but this series is so wild and I love it.
Twilight came out when I was a 13-year-old girl, I wasn’t into romance but when I saw the twilight movies I was in awe of the artistic graphics and the large wolves. The way things were filmed too. Just all the special effects. At the time 13 year old me was amazed
Nice job soldier, you went through a hard battle, I did not expect you to survive this journey you surprised us all Charlie
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Bot lol
Charlie gave me the courage to watch these movies again, he inspires me.
A real war hero
@@MintyStrawberry07 You're basically the same as a bot bro
A brave fighter 🫡
Jacob becoming a groomer for Bella’s baby was literally the most WTF moment in literary history. I swear to god, NOTHING will top that XD
This begs the question, was the author even investigated by the FBI for this? XD
Or even the actor of Jacob? XD
We might as well get a 3rd part: Twilight- Chris Hansen Breaking the Dawn
@@warlis4767 I mean...you can't be arrested for writing about illegal shit. If that was true 90% of all fanfics wouldn't exist.
@@spiderdude2099 Two points I'd like to mention here:
1- but this is still a red flag, whatever it may be.
and 2- I'm not going to be fair about twilight. Just a heads up.
@@warlis4767 Can't really blame a shit script on a decent actor
There's a comment talking about how the author based the whole series off of a wet dream. The series that includes imprinting on a baby. That's a bit more WTF 😂
To any writer who thinks their story will never be worth attention, just remember this fucking franchise is still making itself relevant
charlie describing the scenes in this movie is indistinguishable from someone recounting a completely nonsensical dream without any filters
The Twilight series is one of the most profound, spellbinding story I've ever seen and I'm truly honored to watch it alongside you all - this is true cinema
bro I love your vids so much, your community tab polls are the best anime polls of all time im in love with them, you are so underrated broo and what are the chances that im subbed to u and i meet u in a vid...
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
My balls are longer than charlie's balls
@Anime Lover It is kinda true. The guy said something similar around 5 minutes prior to this. However, I don’t give a shit and neither should you. Mock the fucker for crying over somebody ‘stealing’ a comment.
@@jeanthemachine007 Cry about it
As someone that was forced to read the books, they’re just as bad and ends so boring, the fight doesn’t happen and no one dies so when it started in the movies we were shocked, girls were losing it, the girl I was with was crying.. it insane. Every time someone died someone lost it, and than the end… still one of the funniest movie experiences ever. I still remember it so visibly after 10 years 😂
LMFAO my mother forced me to read the books and i just skipped to the last one cuz i didnt care enough to suffer through the first 2 books💀 and my mom forced me to watch the movie in theaters the day it was released. The UPROAR from literally every single person in the movie theater during the fake scene had me laughing soooooooo hard and my mom was giving me the stink eye for laughing at "the worst moment" 💀💀💀
While I never read or watched either from the sounds of it it's the reverse of most "Movie ruined the book" and is "Somehow the book is worse then the movie"
@@SEAkuaa Thats actually exacty what happen lol
You know what's also wild about Jacob imprinting on the baby? Girls back then found it really sweet and romantic.
how this even made it past the writers room is wild to me.
@@ninjafrog6966must’ve been a different time where controversial scenes like that weren’t taken seriously plus most people who went to see these movies were teenage girls who probably weren’t educated very well on stuff like that but nowadays people understand what is and isn’t ok to show in media btw I’m not justifying the scene it’s probably the worst scene in the movie I’m just giving my thoughts on why people didn’t seem to hugely care about it at that time
I am dying laughing at how relatable everything Charlie feels is
Charlie really downplays how unbelievably fun and silly this last fight was. It is the best.
In the books it is even worse, they don't even have the fake fight, they all just line up to fight then the bad guys get told it's ok and so they all just go home.
Exactly. I was so disappointed of the books, not even a real fight scene?!! I know women in general are not that interested in that, but cmooon Stephenie Meyer!!! There HAS to be a fight scene after all this build up!!! But nahh, I guess that was too exhausting to write or something. 🙄
I found the movie at least found an interesting and creative way here to inject a little bit of excitement and coolness into it.
Yeah, it truly is the best creative decision the movie team could’ve made with it.
The Twilight Saga will always be the wildest franchise. Truly a phenomenon that keeps on giving. Especially with the fact the Stephanie has added onto her own series with not only the genderbent version of her own books but the ENTIRE SERIES from Edwards point of view. Never ceases to amaze.
I knew about the edward point of veiw one but she made a genderbent fanfic of her own work?
@@golden-not God, yes she did and I half wish I didn't know. I'm pretty sure Strange Aeons did a book review on it if you're interested.
@@Se-A34 oh god time for me to lose whatevers left of my eye virginity
That's milking the franchise taken to whole new levels
@@vasvas8914 she also wrote a book about that one teen girl who was killed by the volturi after the battle in eclipse after she had surrendered.. it's kinda amazing how she just can keep on 🤣
Charlie calling the two guys from Transylvania German is the funniest thing I have ever heard 😂
Doesn’t matter whether it’s Romania or Germany. Both are Europe. :P
I‘m German and don’t even know what Romanian sounds like 😂
@@PattisKarriereKarten I mainly think it's funny because they mention being Transylvanians. I'm terrible with accents so I have no room to say anything about people not recognizing the accent.
That improv by Charlie at 15:11 showing the skills that led the hunger games to success. 😂😂 Even laughing like Edward did
The moment Aro jumped down with Carlisle’s head in his hand the world literally stopped
That last movie….the “it was all a dream” enraged me to no end. And yet I will always love that series. It will always be apart of my childhood memories.
Honestly, better than what happened in the book at least
@@oopsallbugs what happened in the books
The "it was a dream" didn't even make sense since it's well established that Alice can't see futures involving the wolf pack.
@@abhivirchaturvedi8345 basically the volturi kept trying to think of ways to pick a fight so they could take the vampires with powers but they kept being shot down with logic until the unrelated audience they brought with them to be witnesses to their justice ended up turning on them and then they all just left.
So basically a whole lot of nothing.
The full scene is both sides walk up, argue back and forth 3 times, bella uses her shield to protect them from Alec and Jane then they realize they have no power and leave.
Wait. Is that really how it ends?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lea didn't just get dumped, Sam (her ex) imprinted on her cousin (who's face he sliced up when she said she wouldn't date him). After the breakup Lea started turning into a werewolf but her family thought it was just mood swings. The transformation made her infertile for some reason. Also the old man in the woods who Veronica killed by grabbing by the shirt in new moon, that was Lea's father, who in the book had a heart attack when she transformed for the first time. The author really hated Lea for some reason.
I also meant Victoria, not Veronica
I watched the twilight series for the first time about 2 years ago with my brother and we were laughing so hard throughout New Moon. Bella was a terrible person throughout the whole movie and the fact that a good chunk of the movie is Bella building a bike with Jacob only to decide to ride it as soon as it's done with no lessons or any idea how to ride one, immediately crashes it because she forgets what a break is, and then swear off motorcycles forever was hilarious. A truly iconic series
The New Moon novel was even worse. Half the book was just Bella constantly whining about being hurt because Edward left her.
now charlie fully understands the "Still a Better Love Story than Twilight".
Give the man his “better love story than twilight” medal and raise a toast 🥂
Knowing that Stephanie Meier is a Mormon makes the twilight saga make so much more sense
A modern classic for sure
This is the best and the most hilarious retelling of Twilight saga I've ever heard, and now I need every movie to be told by Charlie without any context
Glad Charlie enjoyed this little marathon!
Fun fact. The author Stephanie Meyer started writing a series from Edwards perspective (The Twilight series is Bellas story) but she ditched it after the first part was leaked.
Pretty sure it came out like a couple years ago!
It was actually published not too long ago, maybe 2018? 2020?
I think it released though. I remember people commenting how rapey his thoughts were lol
The crazy thing is how do you live in a town full of werewolves and vampires and just not know.
I remember being in the theater when the last movie came out. And the scene when they reveal the whole fight was a vision, the whole theater erupted. Popcorn went flying everywhere.
I read the book and was like what the FUCK is going on here, this wasnt in the book
Oh my god I clicked on this expecting a 10 minute video and when you said “I’m getting ahead of myself” I looked and saw 37 minutes and just realized this is just an extensive list of notes on twilight - This is great
I swear that I saw 12 minutes before I clicked on video.
26:29 Man Charlie explaining Bella's power is just *chef's kiss*
They were supposed to make a 6th one and I’m so sad they didn’t, when my sister forced me to watch as a child I never paid attention to understand just how idiotic Bella is and how Edward constantly verbally abuses her. PURE GOLD
Reminder that despite the horror of these films, Robbert Pattinson is an absolutely fucking phenomenal actor. Don't let this franchise be your only exposure to him, go watch The Lighthouse everyone.
Robert Pattinson hates twilight
Truly a man of focus, committment and sheer will
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@@p-__ god?
@@jaybloc615 😂😂😂
I am better than penguinz0.
"Tell them I'll watch them. I'll watch them all."
The entire John Wick series is actually a metaphor for all the hardships Charlie had to go through, while watching the twilight movies. I appreciate his struggle even more, now that I know of the truth. behind it
Reading creepy greentexts with this on in the background and charlie’s burp around 16:00 ish scared the shit out of me for a split second. I’m still drying my eyes from laughing at myself
I saw that fight in theaters with a ex-gf and man that theater was screaming of wails from girls just losing their minds. “THIS DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOK” “OMG WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS” it was great
i remember watching this when i was 8 or 9 years old and i was fascinated by what was happening and thought that i was just too stupid to understand how good this shit was, because everyone around me loved it for some reason
Charlie must have the sleep schedule of a vampire. He done a speedrun of the Twilight franchise!
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Thank you Charlie for expressing what I have been trying to tell people, it's so bad it's crazy fun to watch especially with like-minded people!
34:34 That last part was definetly added in the movie, because the ending in the book to my knowledge, was fight over, and everything ended. The writer must've realized that the last book didn't have a conclusive ending, so they legitimately made one up.
As someone who actually grew up watching the Twilight Saga from when they first came out, back when I was a child, seeing Charlie talk about it has been some of the best content I've seen all month
Its so entertaining to see someone talk about it in this day and age
Its so wild to me and I adore it
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
I cant believe he didn't mention Aro's weird giggle when he meets Rorschach
It’s also funny that after Bella turns into a vampire, Edward turns into a complete simp for her after lol
Its been such an honor watching twilight with yall. We made it out alive because we had each other, like some friendship in some random anime last episode type sh*t. Salute gang. Salute.
@Malayna Petersen its a shame i cant see it, but if there's another Skeletor fan out there, the that's all the happiness i need. 🫡
Thank you Skeletor
Props to Charlie for surviving the magnum opus, his deadpan reactions make me more emotional than entirety of Twilight
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Bella’s spine breaking is quite literally the only scene from twilight I’ve seen on TV. Every other scene I saw online. I’ll have to have a twilight viewing with my friends lol
Charlie's love for silliness is still a better love story than twilight
Proud of you, takes a brave soldier to get through the whole show without dying of a brain aneurysm
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
It’s a movie. Not a show, numbnuts
"Renesme is a horrible name"
All the kids who were named Renesme during the time these movies came out 😶
It seems like the Twilight Series took all the energy from Charlie’s being and now he’s going to have to rejuvenate for a week to get back to his proper goofy self
Ngl these videos are probably the most compelling advertisements that Twilight has ever had
He finally finished the Twilight series... Congratulations
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Charlie finally understands the post twilight sadness experience 😂
So from what I understand, the reason why Bella doesn't ever smile is because she's in, like, a perpetual orgasm, like she's constantly on ecstasy, but it comes off as her being nauseous and on the verge of puking so it doesn't look like she's into Edward at all.
It really brings me joy that someone else out there appreciates how it’s so bad it becomes a pretty decent comedy cuz I grew up with my mom taking me to these movies and they always crack me up every time.
My wedding was “twilight” themed, it was close to what they had to there’s; my bachelorette party we did a twilight watch while inebriated and it was one of the best ways to watch it; definitely recommend a twilight drinking party you will be as dead as Bella was in the 4th movie
And thus, the Edward vs. Sneako feud finally reaches its satisfying conclusion 😌
If Sneako ever hit the gym
God damn yell can't let him out of your head
Sneako eww.
Sneako won. Not only is he a bigger cuck, he took Jacobs pedoness aswell. Unstoppable force truly 😔
it's amazing how I found your comment a few comments below taken by a bot and with 20 times the amount of likes due to them liking each other comments. This platform is getting worse every day.
i'm so glad you finally decided to watch the twilight franchise. my friends and i watched the entire series in a weekend a couple years ago and it was the most fun i've had hate watching movies.
I unironically love these movies and I think they are wonderful, and I love that Charlie has watched them
Charlie, Interview With the Vampire was a major influence on the vampire genre. It's a very good movie with little cringe.
Castlevania is better.
Interview with the vampire the only vampire film worth a watch!
are you joking
"Let the Right One In"
(original)
"The Only Lovers Left Alive"
"WWDITS" and maybe "Blade"
@@richardrobbins387 I consider blade to be a comic book movie more than a vampire movie
And when Bella finds out that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee amongst other parts of the most bizarre argument in cinematic history he refers to Renesmee as 'Nessy' and Bella screams "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER" and is then attacked by Wolves.
I love that I went through this journey a month ago for the first time and now charlie is
cant wait for jacob to pull out a ukelele for him essentially grooming an infant
My favourite thing in the entire series. Will be the time I saw Breaking Dawn Part 2 in theatres day 1 and everyone freaking the hell out over the big battle scene at the end, the bigger fans going “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! THIS WASN’T IN THE BOOK!”
only for the entire cinema to collectively let out an annoyed “UUUGHHHHH” when they revealed it was just a vision that one future telling vampire showed big bad evil guy vampire.
You can make a nearly 40 minute video just explaining a series and it's so fun to listen to... the greatest youtuber of all time
Such a joy relieving these movies through Charlie - so many details lost to time came back to life through Charlie's uniquely wonderful descriptions in the best way possible, couldn't enjoy it more and so happy Charlie enjoyed the movies as well!
P. S. Couldn't wait to see Charlie's reaction to the whole imprinting stuff and he did not disappoint in the least!
It sounds like Twilight has imprinted on Charlies heart.
I read the Twilight Saga as a kid and then watched all the movies throughout highschool and then I rewatched as an adult and 😂 it was horrible but it’s so nostalgic I still watch it from time to time. Charlie’s review didn’t disappoint 😂 I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂
"You're like my own personal brand of heroin" lives in my head rent free