California's Crime Can Only Be Solved One Way
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2023
- Tim Dillon and Yannis Pappas evaluate what's happened in the golden state.
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Born and raised (and still live) in SF and Tim is 100% right when saying that optics are more important than reality. Virtue signaling for the sake of appearing progressive to others has been the biggest issue in this city for as long I can remember.
Get out. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! Run boy, RUN!!
Welcome to democracy. Where perceptions more important than reality.
@@Rampart.Xmost of the city really isn't that bad. downtown has always been a shithole. also, run where? this whole country blows; at least sf is pretty.
@@tarsiere7308 I'm guessing the more pleasant areas are prohibitively expensive. As for other parts of the US, I don't know - where there be people, there be problems.
The side kick is an idiot
I’ve been busting my ass in my small family business for 20 years. If anyone breaks into our store and steals our shit, we’re fucked. Please keep this insanity out of my state.
Just keep the diversity out of your store
Use the 2nd amendment on these animals
LOL get a gun
Take a gun out and stand in front of the exit
I recommend changing your business into a book store.
And in other news, Gavin Newsom says it’s quote “a real knife fight out here.” He also said he wishes them well.
In Florida you just get shot for no reason
Texas too
They love those guns
Shit holes
this screams of 'life in the big city' vibes
Perfect Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald joke.
Tim Dillon, hell of an athlete.
Does he identify as one?
@@MK-hw2ir non binary!!
@@MK-hw2irhe currently is applying to compete on female weightlifting team next Olympics.. we wish him well
@@billyjean5934 what an amazing powerful strong & independent QUEEN!
“It’s victimless. Society has failed them” that kind of limp wristed mentality is exactly how we got to this point in the first place
He was making fun of lefty talking points the whole time. Pretty sure that was included, and when society inundates people with degeneracy perhaps they are partially to blame. Wether it be a races culture, social media, extreme pornography at young ages, lyrics by musicians talking about committing crimes and young people looking up to said musicians. I mean all that does have an effect on people
In the last 2 years, 2/3s of all wealth created in the US went to the top 1%. The bottom 10% got 0.7%. Thats how we got to this point.
I wonder if the comedian was joking?
Sir, you’re in the wrong side of UA-cam. It’s comedy
@@Neo-zi3kg I was probably heavily inebriated when I initially commented this
Put the most expensive bag on a display that triggers an explosive device as soon as it's removed
That's a reality show I'd watch
This is the start of segregate the upper middle class into 15 min cities and lower middle class into slums.
well maybe the poor shouldn't be so degenerate
10:57 Best Spanish imitation I’ve heard in a long time!!
I'm so glad rogan and Dillon both have legit neon signs and not the ugly cheap LED garbage. If you have an eye for art you notice the craftsmanship and natural light immediately. LED creats artificial light that's way to bright and it's cheap garbage anyone can make. It takes true artistic craftsmanship to bend glass and understand the chemistry of inert gas under vacuum. 👏 good job Tim! Shows how smart you are
He didn’t make it, not that smart. Give the manufacturer credit 😊
You don't even sound like a real person. No way you wrote all this about the lighting. You are on UA-cam. This isn't the place where "art" is found
Time for store owners to hire old-time mob protection rackets, a few bodies and word will get out on the street.
A couple flash bangs and some canines should work
Rooftop Koreans.
That guy in Philly did. Hired dudes with AR15s to hang around. Theft stopped 1000%
Prices would even be higher
Lol organized crime? talk about going from bad to worse: you guys watch a couple episodes of The Sopranos and think the mob is gonna be on your side cuz you're white, you got another thing coming.
Never voted in my life, I might actually take the time to sing up and vote if Tim Dillon runs.
You can buy access to the White House through his late mother's paintings.
I can fix the smash and grab just only be open from 6am-noon then close the cage with appointment only
Love Tim he and Tom could do a late night talk show with guests
Oh I meant Yanis Pappas
@@190justo he’s Thomas Poppas from now on forth.
Tim Dillon already does a late night show. It's called the Tim Dillon Show.
Tim, I’m waiting for your Barbie BluRay commentary.
😂
him ranting about the barbie movie would be fucking PRICELESS. holy shit 😂 there’s so much “rant fuel” in that movie lol
it would definitely be better than Rogan’s “review”, which was essentially “It was a fun silly movie. I don’t see what’s controversial about it”
lmao the DA just said why dont you do it eh ?
What he said is pretty much textbook gaslighting. You grab them by the pussy? No YOU grab them by the pussy.
It's tragic really.
Tougher Policing and longer prison sentences - no one fears being arrested anymore - because they are handled with kid gloves after victimizing innocent people!
If your paying for it, executions is the only answer I'm not paying for prison for these pdfiles that you worship
Buddy, we already have the largest prison population on earth. Laws do need to be enforced but we rely to much on cops to keep society together. Like they said, we need more real talk on policy instead of everyone focusing on the next sound bite.
They didn’t behave like this when lynchings were a thing
@leviticuscornwall9631 maybe the old days were better....
@@leviticuscornwall9631love how yt untags
I sure hope these flash mobs dont attack any halloween stores. I really want a Ghostface costume. If a flash mob comes in and steals all the ghostface costumes im going to be pissed
Watching from Australia it seam's so unreal I can't get my head around what I'm seeing , and we are a nation of convict's mate
Now you know how we felt every time we saw Steve Irwin.
@@GregoryCunningham America fucking loved Steve Irwin.
Cali is a nation of modern day convicts.
@@GregoryCunningham That would be funny is he was not dead
@@portlandgoose4727 👍👍
Tim looks great with his knew hairstyle and red rash face😘
That’s the booty hole blowout. Put the nose right on the chocolate starfish and wait.
A toner over the blonde will dim that red right down. Cheers!
@georgec5212 he's had the same sunburn face since he went to Coachella 2 years ago lol
He’s one of 14 million people who suffer from rosacea.
Possible Gladiatorial outcome:
- RollerBall (1976) In a corporate-controlled future, an ultra-violent sport known as Rollerball represents the world, and one of its powerful athletes is out to defy those who want him out of the game.
- The Running Man (1987) In a dystopian America, a falsely convicted policeman gets his shot at freedom when he must forcibly participate in a TV game show where convicts, runners, must battle killers for their freedom.
- The Blood of Heroes (1989) In a future where most of mankind and technology is wiped out, six people travel from place to place playing a brutal form of football with a dog skull. They hope one day to play in the league in a city.
- Battle Royale (2000) In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill one another under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act.
- Mad Max Thunderdome Cage Fight
Thanks, you've given me some movies to check out.
You must have an insane catalogue of movies up there.
@@jazerasor1455 I'm assuming chatGPT was involved somehow
@@MKULTRA_Victim_ oh what a good use for it, didn't even cross my mind.
not victimless. Costs for items go up or worse stores close and move out of the area.
Good, people do nothing about it so you all deserve it, all corporations and bankers and government are pdfiles so enjoy those consequences
He was being sarcastic
i am a goof@@Blikk1
if there is demand for the products the store sold other stores selling that product will have increased trade and new stores selling that product will become viable, there can be no net loss to the economy if the reason a store closes is not due to falling demand
That night in San Fran, T'shaun stole a season's worth of tuck-friendly jumpsuits.
I’m being 100% genuine I love the hair. Best cut you’ve had so far…..
from Hampton beach, NH
Society has failed those thieves
They deserve failure
The victims from this are the consumers, we on average now pay an extra 500$ a year for goods we buy when these stores try to recoup their losses from these thieves.
Woah, you’re saying that California is pushing homelessness??? That’s insane
It is but one phase of the plan to claim California for the elite's capital city. Once it is full of illegals and homeless addicts, bc the tax paying working class has fled, no one will notice what they do to clear the state for themselves. Cheers!
Big industry for sure. I'm thinking about starting up a "nonprofit"
Ozempic Tim?
MY heart belongs to Tim Dillon. I just wish I was young, attractive and rich for it to matter.
Does anyone else think the matching chair color with Yannis' shirt fools the eye into looking like he's absolutely jacked? 😂
If you don't look closely it looks like his shoulders are 18ft wide 😅
"these people are starving" footage of them stealing gucci bags :D:D:D
Wild’n’out. 😂😂 that guard was in on it. 😢
“Victimless crime” - how about the normal people who are having to live in a morally decaying chaotic society? What is that guy in the white shirt even on
White guilt
It's called sarcasm, he's making lefty talking points to prove how insane they are. You really think Tim would be friends with someone who thinks what's happening in California is normal?
Morality? Lol you pdfile worshippers can't even justify why anything is right or wrong or true objectively speaking so enjoy your subjective worldview you worship and created
That's Yannis pappas, he's trolling.
Brother youve been so inundated with stupidity you see it where its making fun of it.
In the clown world of 2020s only the comedians make sense.
Considering people like George Carlin have been around, this is not a thing only exclusive to 2020. You've just awoken in the 2020s
6:54 the back and forth lesbian bit was hilarious
Tim isn't wrong. Just look at Portland OR. We have Walmart leaving, Target leaving. other stores. Lots of places going away due to chaotic life and theft happening in badly managed cities, like Portland.
Actually rode bikes downtown waterside a week ago and was friggin surprised at how much better it looked. Doesn't look GOOD. But not nearly as infested as a year ago. Gotta teach people to stop giving em narcan, just bring around the cart and pile the bodies on like Monty Python "bring out ya dead!"
I was in Portland last week asking folks where to find the encampments and they get so defensive and pretend like its not a problem while they get into their range rover w the back window smashed out 😂😂
@@trashmike7642 typical blind eye treatment to a problem they helped create.
You can’t spell material without t i m.
There should be extra jail time for flash mob thefts
Lol @ 4:40 is too true. Marin County is the definition of a bubble
Flash mobs are the inevitable conclusion of invasive advertising.
THAT is... an interesting take. Are you saying corporations convincing people that they NEED a fenti bag in order to fit in drives them to crime? Because, yeah, I could see that being a contributor. IF you also have a certain loud bass-heavy genre of music telling people how badass it is to steal and kill, plus other contributing factors.
@@user-io6eq9gt6w but what is driving rappers to make that music? Why do they have those desires for those items?
There's a flaming hxmx in this clip, and there's Tim Dillon.
Put me in charge I'll catch all of them straight up
Tim needs to do a restaurant tour.
There was a time when Tim Dillon would have called a spade a spade...oh...poor choice of words.
Have the staff wear gasmasks at all times. Once a mob enters, the blastdoors of the store should close shut, unable to be opened until the crisis has passed. Disperse nerve gas. Mop up afterwards.
What about the law-abiding customers who are already there shopping? 😂😂😂
Evacuate them through the back asap.@@MJM17
only degnerates shop in person anymore. If you're not using Amazon, you're not to be trusted@@MJM17
It's like the pizza hut scene in demolition man.
Be well
instead of the crazy glasses, he got a glasses tan 🤣
We don’t have to pay for stuff anymore
You doing black face?
Tim Dillion for speaker of California state assembly 👏🇺🇲🎉💥
i vote Tim Dillon for governer
I'd vote for you in a heartbeat
The inside job thing is true. I work with many people and they want you to leave the thieves alone specifically who? The tone of worker that they pointed out was definitely in on it even if he wasn't okay with it they'll say hey man I wanna come up on some shit can you help me out. The guy is okay with it or says naw that's my job but the thief knows he can manipulate the worker and friend. He steals anyway and the worker does nothing because he doesn't want to snich. He lets them steal and the thief knew he could manipulate the situation.
Yannis is the only guy who make Tim Dillon really laugh
There's no such thing as a victimless crime
Necrophilia?
There are victimless crimes, but this isn't one of them
robbing a super rich asshole to eat?
Of course there is.
Marijuana possession, jaywalking across an empty street, to name a couple.
RUN TIM. You have to use your gift FOR GOOD
Best guest hands down
Hell yeah, ever since History Hyenas
Raymond Kump.
Maybe the plan is to get rid of physical stores
He told people stop locking their door lol
'Number ten. Calfskin briefcase for men!'
The solution is a big metal door that comes down quickly and locks them inside until the police arrive
Plus flash bangs and canines 😂😂
No only bullets will solve this
Tim, ill vote for you.
I was actually working that day on the other side of the mall and we just had hordes of people running out of the mall and we thought it was a shooter because everybody looked like they were running for their lives, also all the security guards in the mall were running away with the people lol
Please run!!
SF is a broken windows theory case study
Wouldn't doubt if it's to further push overall control where there no longer exists any physical anything without coming from somewhere like Amazon
Are these the same flash mobs that randomly danced in public squares and now realized a life of crime?
No crime is a victimless crime. Some one will be directly or indirectly affected it.
It’s making CCP cameras & martial law seem like a good thing.
When the USA sneezes the UK catches a cold, we didn’t run out of tissues we just just refused to buy/make any more
Not yet Not yet Not yet 😂😂😂
Two ways: property owners are re empowered to defend their property. Guns and guard dogs. And liability relief so the lawyers can’t come cruisin’. Civil liability only protects lawful behavior.
Unless you can hire blackwater PMCs, a handgun isnt going to do much against 40 gang-members who are probably armed themselves.
When did tim get Nsync hair?
The solution is to end the writers strike and bring back the series Monk
Not yet
Tim you beautiful bastard, you both did it again.
"Disaster Capitalism."
"Paralysis Capitalism."
People like Lenin and Grossman literally refer to the inevitable Stagnation and Aggression of Capitalism.
It's why we enter a period of hyper Imperialism. The state crumbles as the public can no longer purchase the goods their labor has created.
The endless necessity of increased profit and competitive monopolization has inclined most businesses to take as much surplus as they can, which is why wages basically stopped, yet prices continue to grow.
The crisis is that Capitalists still expect to make profit, but the society they exploit via the state is literally too poor to feed their machine. But instead of recognizing that inherent contradiction, they will simply militarize the state for any eventually civilian militancy instead of alleviating the issues they funded government not to address, due to that issue's profitable nature to their class.
“I got a mansion”
Papas is clowning 🤡
i wonder if governments and businesses will ever make decisions based on current trends
Scrutinize corporate tax evasion and regulations and use those dollars for public projects
Lower barriers for small businesses creation
Implement the Finnish model for homeless people……that’s most of it done
You know they wouldnt use the money to help Americans anyways. Just send it overseas like they do now.
Our homes less savages will NOT act like the Finns. We don’t have social cohesion in this country
They could easily set traps for these people. Like the TV show bait car😂
We wish San Fran well.
Society has failed them by not playing judge, jury and executioner.
bring on Judge Dredd!
Damn I was half way through this video before I realized I wasn't watching Matt Rife.
“The optics” that phrase makes me want to puke
it's a controlled demolition-these cities are too big to go at it Lahaina-style
I’d love to see Mark Liata of SWU on with TD
In San Francisco crime is rampant. In Fresno crime is rampant but you will absolutely be arrested. 😅
Crime is rampant in red states
One store that will NEVER leave San Francisco is Barnes & Noble. Completely looter proof 🤣📚
They would steal food if they were starving
Those guys would make great politicians though.
The only thing Tim is running for is the next air b&b he can ruin with baked beans and play the victim
Start robbing the anchors (:
When they recalled that DA in No. CA. it caused so much violence that Brendan Schaub had to cancel his shows up there because it was just too violent to go out. I’m sure he would’ve gotten big crowds to.
Why does Tim remind me of Rodney Dangerfield?
“Marines of gentrification “
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A mafia or cartel boss would be a better mayor or governor then in California..
We wish em well
Stereotypes are true for a reason
What a downgrade for Tim it would be actually being the Governor. It would be a true act of self sacrifice
Am i wrong or didnt a flash mob used to be when people got together and did a choreographed dance somewhere public???? Ive noticed over the years its just people burglarizing now
Even if the security guard did care, what are you going to do? Tackle one person and let the other 40 get away?
Yes...that is his one job