r/NotHowGirlsWork - Girls Be Like... (or not)

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  • @TheClick
    @TheClick  4 місяці тому +8829

    oh wow only 0 views in 0 minutes click fell off 💀

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant 4 місяці тому +226

      Yes

    • @magnuswasmurdered
      @magnuswasmurdered 4 місяці тому +619

      Honestly do better click 😔

    • @safiqaratking
      @safiqaratking 4 місяці тому +159

      meow

    • @Thunderclouwd
      @Thunderclouwd 4 місяці тому +254

      Don’t worry I’m a dedicated fan even if you fell off I’ll be here 🥹

    • @deltaarena2447
      @deltaarena2447 4 місяці тому +101

      Well, youtube removed titles from the mobile app, I only see the thumbnail. So that's not gonna help.

  • @yellowbutterfly6796
    @yellowbutterfly6796 4 місяці тому +5308

    the guys who think tampons are the same thing as sex, just casually admitting they're as awful in bed as a resting tampon

    • @dashfire3185
      @dashfire3185 4 місяці тому +3

      **me on my way to be worse than a sitting tampon at sex**

    • @saros_system
      @saros_system 4 місяці тому +176

      Indeed!

    • @piizzakawaii3576
      @piizzakawaii3576 4 місяці тому +612

      And people who say big tampons are for "used" women. I mean... a tampon is pretty small compared to avarage personal parts my dude.

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 4 місяці тому +409

      Its astonishing how many dudes just have no issue going online to tell on themselves that hard 😂

    • @yellowbutterfly6796
      @yellowbutterfly6796 4 місяці тому +74

      @@ShadeScarecrow this!

  • @ihope2504
    @ihope2504 4 місяці тому +294

    "Women live for attention" - said the man whose sole source of income is sitting with guys and screaming out unsolicited advices and unhinged opinions.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 4 місяці тому +4105

    "Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we."
    Considering he thought he was in India when he was actually in Central America, pretty sure directions would've helped him greatly

    • @jacquelynsmith2351
      @jacquelynsmith2351 4 місяці тому +343

      I immediately said out loud "YES HE DID!"

    • @sir_aminita_verna
      @sir_aminita_verna 4 місяці тому +93

      i was looking for this lol

    • @flarewolf
      @flarewolf 4 місяці тому +252

      The problem is he had directions he just chose to ignore them because he thought he knew better.

    • @LittleMaitea
      @LittleMaitea 4 місяці тому +93

      This! Yes! Was thinking the same
      …now I’m laughing like a maniac because of the “YES HE DID!” on top from the other commenter 😂😂😂😂

    • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
      @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +92

      Yeah, this dude is like most of the reason Indigenous people are known as Indians.

  • @enoiladoe
    @enoiladoe 4 місяці тому +3333

    'how to talk to girls wearing headphones? Don't!' there it's that easy.

    • @tomlinz5892
      @tomlinz5892 4 місяці тому +219

      This applies to everyone wearing headphones in public

    • @enoiladoe
      @enoiladoe 4 місяці тому +96

      @@tomlinz5892 obviously, it's just the phrasing used in the video

    • @twistedrealitys742
      @twistedrealitys742 4 місяці тому +13

      Yes

    • @the-og-cerealkiller
      @the-og-cerealkiller 4 місяці тому +8

      Well, if she doesn't want her wallet, she accidentally dropped then I'll gladly take it...🤷‍♂️

    • @ArteArt39
      @ArteArt39 4 місяці тому +119

      ​@@the-og-cerealkilleryeah cause that's what we're talking about lmao

  • @tabathaalshalhoub1653
    @tabathaalshalhoub1653 4 місяці тому +1155

    I caught a friend hiding and crying. And I asked why she was hiding. She was like, “my bf said I’m only crying to control him, so I don’t want him to think I’m trying to control him.” I was like 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ seriously? You’re crying alone, ✨hiding✨ so he doesn’t know, so he won’t feel “controlled”. So… his feelings are more important? He’s the only one allowed to have feelings?! She looked at me confused. I said, if your feelings hurt his feelings, and you’re not allowed to feel anything, maybe he’s the one with the problem!! Thank god she left that toxic situation.

    • @Random_Cable69
      @Random_Cable69 3 місяці тому +87

      Glad she left the relationship. Thank you for being there for her when she needed a shoulder to cry on❤

    • @goodmorning2386
      @goodmorning2386 3 місяці тому +32

      Omfg so glad she left! Ty for talking with your friend about that, poor girl :( that sounds awful, you’re a good friend

    • @dancesmokesmile344
      @dancesmokesmile344 3 місяці тому +23

      My ex used to feel like I was controlling him with crying. Dude, I’m just sad?

    • @DemocratLibertarian
      @DemocratLibertarian 3 місяці тому

      Lol this happened to me 😂. Lol girls are supposed to cry but a man who lost his job? 😂 she'd burned three jobs in a year, we'd bought a house and all the pressure was on me. No sympathy for this man at the end of his rope. 😂 she lost everything after I got the hand. My house, my cars, my stuff, my everything. You own emotion, I own property 😂

    • @whosebuilderandmakerisgod
      @whosebuilderandmakerisgod 2 місяці тому +1

      That was me with my ex gf😢

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 4 місяці тому +2392

    How to talk to women with headphones:
    1. Don’t, they clearly don’t want to be talked to.
    2. If you make the mistake of talking to a woman with headphones, apologize if your bothering them, and if you are, leave them alone.
    3. There is no step 3, leave people with headphones alone.

    • @astery5410
      @astery5410 4 місяці тому +148

      Yes ! There's no clearer sign that you don't want to be bothered, but apparently it's too hard to understand for some people
      (Also great profile pic !)

    • @runningthemeta5570
      @runningthemeta5570 4 місяці тому +31

      @@astery5410 thank you, Stray Gods is one of my favorite games.

    • @Fabala827
      @Fabala827 4 місяці тому +45

      You forgot to make every step #1 😂

    • @astery5410
      @astery5410 4 місяці тому +12

      @@runningthemeta5570 Such a cool game, I wish more people would play it

    • @Kiyoliki
      @Kiyoliki 4 місяці тому +10

      Not to be that guy but what if you are asking for directions or something like that

  • @Rose-kj7rz
    @Rose-kj7rz 4 місяці тому +1298

    Fun Fact:
    Christopher Columbus was denied SEVERAL times to go on his New World mission bc the Queen knew how bad he was with directions.
    He was finally given the funding for his mission when he took on Moors to help guide him to the New World.
    So, yes, Christopher Columbus actually did need help asking for directions.

    • @not_you_i_dont_even_know_you
      @not_you_i_dont_even_know_you 4 місяці тому +147

      And he STILL thought he was in India

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +8

      Did he have India languages translators, at least???

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 4 місяці тому +72

      @@Ramsey276one pfft of course not, why would europeans learn hindi? that would require effort and care into understanding cultures unfamiliar to their own!

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +16

      @@commandercorl1544 well he wanted to trade with India traders, so he had to talk to them *somehow* RIGHT??
      XD

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 4 місяці тому +35

      ​@@Ramsey276one you are giving a terrible bigot even for his time too much credit

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 4 місяці тому +462

    You don't give up the seat because she's a woman, you give it up because she's pregnant. She's literally carrying 2 people on 1 set of legs. Same way you'd (hopefully) give up a seat to a man if he had a baby in one of those chest harness things.

    • @neighborMin
      @neighborMin 3 місяці тому +84

      Not to mention that during pregnancy women's ligaments literally loosen in preparation for when they give birth and are more likely to pass out/experience a sudden drop in blood pressure due to circulation issues

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 місяці тому +3

      Is it my baby?

    • @neighborMin
      @neighborMin 3 місяці тому +85

      @@JohnDoe-on6ru well that old man with a walker isn't MY grandpa and those are his bad joints not mine... But I'd still give him my seat

    • @flowingenergy7326
      @flowingenergy7326 3 місяці тому +50

      ​@@JohnDoe-on6ru No, it's a human... Your own species atleast be kind towards it

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 місяці тому +5

      @@neighborMin I would (and have) give up my seat for elderly or injured people.

  • @LoMaLouis
    @LoMaLouis 4 місяці тому +2838

    "Moooooom, Click is playing with the sword again!"

    • @GalacticPossum
      @GalacticPossum 4 місяці тому +75

      My favorite unhinged Swede.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +47

      Click is playing with your sword has interesting connotations.

    • @tr-st_me_bro
      @tr-st_me_bro 4 місяці тому +36

      don’t be a snitch louis

    • @Probably_Squido
      @Probably_Squido 4 місяці тому +38

      "CLICK, LEAVE YOUR SIBLING ALONE!"
      - Mama click.

    • @domomitsune5920
      @domomitsune5920 4 місяці тому +11

      Great, The Click is now making his UA-cam Community sword envy. I'm going to go have to get a better sword to be better than the click, ironically. Eventually though the click is going to have to get more and more swords until he becomes a Avid collector of them.

  • @gravityaisa
    @gravityaisa 4 місяці тому +779

    Whenever they talk about women 'storing sperm for later'...WE'RE NOT SNAKES! Despite popular belief women have been proven very recently to in fact, be closer related to homo sapiens than reptiles

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 місяці тому +115

      I fucking wish we are reptiles.
      At least I'll get to have *scales!*

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 4 місяці тому +148

      ​@@crowdemon_archives evolution is a scam, why can't I unhinge my jaw and eat a whole cake in 1 bite :(

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 4 місяці тому

      more closely 'related' to homo sapiens -? You mean we're related to ourselves?
      PS male shakes have 2 dicks, that would be kinda cool XD

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 місяці тому +42

      Sounds like something a lizard person would say🤔

    • @gravityaisa
      @gravityaisa 4 місяці тому +39

      @@andistansbury4366 what do you mean...there are no lizard people here👀

  • @tris5602
    @tris5602 4 місяці тому +309

    Yeah. There's no way in hell I'd meet up with an unknown man anywhere but in public spaces. I'm 5'3", about 135 lbs, and I got overpowered by a 12 year old boy.
    "Ray" was just excited. He wanted to show me something and he grabbed me by the arms to get my attention. I was not scared when I initially tried to pull away, but I definitely started to panic when he responded by tightening his grip. Realizing that you are so small that you cannot get away from a CHILD unless he decides to let you go is pretty fucking terrifying. I'm not taking any chances with a full grown man.

    • @AnonymousAnimated
      @AnonymousAnimated 3 місяці тому +32

      Christ. I'm glad I got tall genes, that sounds horrible. Hope you live in a good part of town, or else that's more concerning.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 місяці тому +3

      Sorry if I sound insensitive but you really gotta start working out if a literal child can overpower you that badly.

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 3 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@zippyparakeet1074 Yeah, you do sound insensitive. She may be strong as fuck but could come across a bigger person no matter their age or sex.

    • @vellathewench
      @vellathewench 3 місяці тому +16

      @@zippyparakeet1074 Not insensitive. Just an AH.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 місяці тому

      @@vellathewench someone had to say it

  • @axolopi
    @axolopi 4 місяці тому +746

    "16-19 years old"
    nah drake got out of his cage again

    • @Maeve_Orchid
      @Maeve_Orchid 4 місяці тому +28

      Lmaooo 😭

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 4 місяці тому +39

      Onision on his bullshit again

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 4 місяці тому +34

      say drake, i hear you like em [16-19 WITH BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, 67 INCHES TALL, MEDIUM SIZED CHEST, LITTLE MUSCULARITY, AND WIDE HIPS]

    • @silentobserver215
      @silentobserver215 4 місяці тому +13

      Bro got one foot on pedo and one foot on suspiciously close

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂

  • @enderking5220
    @enderking5220 4 місяці тому +595

    19:33 using Christopher Columbus, the guy who famously failed to get where he meant to go, as an example of why guys don't need directions feels almost like a joke.

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 4 місяці тому +54

      All the more so because, according to current historical research, he was more of a charismatic charlatan whose achievement consisted more in winning over the aristocracy to the venture, from which he hoped to gain titles and fortune. The actual logistical and nautical achievement was carried out by others whose names and contributions were almost forgotten by history and have only recently been properly appreciated.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 4 місяці тому

      ​@@marcromain64 yup a grifter just like their redpill "idols"

    • @nelliebly6616
      @nelliebly6616 4 місяці тому +9

      It is🤗

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@marcromain64 So he was the original Elon Musk?

    • @zerodawn09
      @zerodawn09 4 місяці тому +6

      yea its funny how so many people didnt know he was trying to get to india. i know tv and movies helped that but come on man. he called them indians.

  • @LaBelleTinker
    @LaBelleTinker 4 місяці тому +314

    Men: I understand why you wouldn't get why women would be afraid of you, or a well-groomed guy. Here's a metaphor. You're walking in a standard suburb and a big dog you haven't seen before jumps out from behind a corner. Like, a mastiff, Great Dane, or pitbull--one of the ones that could crack bones if they wanted to. He's clean and has a collar on. Do you go right up to rub its ears?
    Now imagine that vicious dogs wag their tails and act friendly to get close to people they want to bite, and this one is wagging its tail.
    It's probably safe. He's probably a good boy. Most dogs would never hurt a stranger. But he's also a big dog who could rip your throat out if he wanted. The collar doesn't mean much; some dogs have loving families but are vicious anyway and maybe this one was raised by a horrible person. You SHOULD be cautious because you don't know this dog. Probably the worst that will happen is you'll get slobber on you, but, well, a vicious mastiff isn't a risk you take.
    [By the way, even if their owner says they're friendly, you should let them sniff your hand first. You don't really know if the owner has rose-colored glasses on and you don't know if maybe you have a smell that they hate. I don't know if this adds to the metaphor, but it's basic dog safety too few people learn.]

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean, making this about dogs is a pretty sketchy place to go. Seeing as basically all of these guys in question are straight.
      So basically "if a seven foot tall dude who was absolutely ripped and wanted to bang you wanted to meet you alone in private, how would you feel about that? What if he was angry that you wanted to meet in a public place?"

    • @asilnorahc8910
      @asilnorahc8910 4 місяці тому +35

      My dad has been raised with dogs, and yet as he got older and got kids he grew to be scared of dogs - after one old dog of a friend of his, a dog he knew very well, attacked my older sister when she was a baby. She could have died - thankfully she just had tiny little scars on her head that are hidden under the hair, but still, those show just how vicious the attack was. After all, the dog was probably aiming for the neck - he only missed and got the head because he was old, and couldn't see very well.
      Even the dogs you know can have bad days. Anything can happen. Sure, it probably doesn't come from nowhere - maybe my older sister had bothered the dog sometime in the day when my dad hadn't looked. Babies just don't think, they do stuff, perhaps she touched the dog somewhere he didn't like or got too loud for his liking. Or maybe the dog couldn't see well, old as he was, and got scared. Or maybe he was jealous because the baby got more attention than him.
      You cannot know when a dog will do something bad. Unless you constantly pay close attention to them, know them by heart, and can interpret their body language, and even then sometimes you can't tell.
      My dad then made sure to teach us how to approach dogs properly, let them sniff you, asking the owner if you can pet them, and to generally just stay away from dogs we don't know. Especially when we were young - he was always paying attention to dogs around us since the attack. Even the small ones - the small ones are often the loudest and the meanest because they're not seen as dangerous as the big ones, so they're often raised less well and not taught proper socializing. Still, a nasty little bite is a nasty bite.

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 4 місяці тому +16

      @@LaBelleTinker yep, this. I always let dogs sniff me first, or at least watch for signs they could be aggressive.

    • @PetMama1313
      @PetMama1313 4 місяці тому +4

      @@asilnorahc8910 True. Yet small dogs can leave nasty scars but they can't kill a person.

    • @izzy-wt9sr
      @izzy-wt9sr 4 місяці тому +9

      I learned that bit of dog safety with cats, because my cats don't bite, but each time I pet them they want to sniff my hand first. It became habit after owning cats for 8 years.

  • @ApolloSketches
    @ApolloSketches 4 місяці тому +1774

    Men don't ALWAYS pick #2, usually we pick The Click

    • @domomitsune5920
      @domomitsune5920 4 місяці тому +48

      I think that's a little inaccurate, I don't think men are going to choose number two. I think they'd rather choose the click for the entertainment value without any of the hassle of commitment.😅

    • @ApolloSketches
      @ApolloSketches 4 місяці тому +112

      @@domomitsune5920 I pick Click because he's hot idk

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +23

      @@ApolloSketches Liking a guy as a guy sounds like something a homosexual would do.

    • @kurieita7607
      @kurieita7607 4 місяці тому +71

      @@AIHumanEquality that’s probably the point idk tho

    • @ApolloSketches
      @ApolloSketches 4 місяці тому +44

      @@AIHumanEquality indeed

  • @theaceofspades-h9y
    @theaceofspades-h9y 4 місяці тому +967

    9:09 As an aroace person, being in a relationship isn't the goal. The goal is the net on the other side of a soccer field that you kick the ball into. You win by kicking the ball into that net more times than the other team.

    • @appletree13
      @appletree13 4 місяці тому +123

      You can also be on an ice rink and use a stick to fling a rubber disc into a net more times than the other team.

    • @linoonehat1392
      @linoonehat1392 4 місяці тому +40

      @@appletree13 either way. Sports

    • @toadette4x
      @toadette4x 4 місяці тому +50

      It can be way more fun to play by yourself anyway so you can reach the goal everytime and have the time of youre life doing it, even if the people around you think youre sad and lonely 😉. Greetings from a fellow aroace 😄.

    • @kathryncumberland
      @kathryncumberland 4 місяці тому +10

      I learned a new word today! Not sure how that one hasn't been presented to me until today though... 🤷‍♀️

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 4 місяці тому +6

      LMFAO

  • @linkcarter6664
    @linkcarter6664 4 місяці тому +75

    Whenever these men talk about their “ideal woman” it’s always a child they’re describing

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 3 місяці тому +16

      They don't want a person. They don't even want her to be there.

    • @Framokamc
      @Framokamc 2 місяці тому +10

      The fact is literally a teenager what they want

    • @linkcarter6664
      @linkcarter6664 Місяць тому +2

      @@Framokamc exactly!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Місяць тому

      Makes you wonder why p8dos are overwhelmingly and disproportionately straight men

  • @MissSirenita
    @MissSirenita 4 місяці тому +463

    I had sex ed class but wasn't really educated correctly. I was told the reason we women bleed is because we are impure and it's our punishment. On top of that, sex bad and tampons get you pregnant... yeah, terrible sex education, and my primary Dr retaught me the truth.

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +42

      yeahhh... smex ed really isn't done well nowadays

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 місяці тому +1

      Imagine a cheap horror movie where a woman gets pregnant from a tampon, resulting in a human-cottonplant hybrid that eats people for plot reasons.

    • @veranohall3008
      @veranohall3008 4 місяці тому +65

      What in the world? Did you go to a catholic school? Lol

    • @MiriamKorlee
      @MiriamKorlee 4 місяці тому +37

      Where were you (sex)educated? Like that is way too much bs. We (in Finland) are concerned about the lack of lgbtq+ sex ed in schools. The human biology is taught 2 times (12-13 yrs and 15-16 yrs)in primary school and sex ed is a plus to that..

    • @rachelanderson4325
      @rachelanderson4325 4 місяці тому +50

      @@veranohall3008sex Ed in the US, especially in the Bible Belt, can be really horrible. They prefer abstinence only education, rather than actually teaching about their bodies

  • @MP-wg8pd
    @MP-wg8pd 4 місяці тому +853

    "I want someone with a classical education in astronomy, musical interests and archery (of all things,) but she can only be 16." Yeah buddy, you need outside friends.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 місяці тому

      To me the most insane part was "never had HAD SÉXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT A MAN, but also must be BEGGING for my díck at all times." As if both ends of the spectrum weren't ridiculous enough, he wants BOTH.
      Let me repeat that. He wants AN ACE GIRL to suddenly BECOME A SÉX MANIAC (and crave and pine for it constantly while embroidering her airsoft 🔫 arrangements).

    • @coki3_crumle670
      @coki3_crumle670 4 місяці тому +15

      Imma make a song from that lol thanks

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +68

      Outside friends? Or the INSIDE of a jail cell???

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 місяці тому +32

      ​@@bottomofastairwellPreferably a padded one.

    • @Arkanna96
      @Arkanna96 4 місяці тому

      I'll try to be optimistic and assume they're also in the 16-17 range and that's why they are so clueless about how humans work and still have a chance to grow up to not be an idiot. It'll help me sleep at night.

  • @Mus.Anonymouse
    @Mus.Anonymouse 4 місяці тому +1470

    Fun fact: Less than 9% of women are virgins.
    The rest is Capricorn, cancer, twins, leo etc.

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 4 місяці тому +104

      It might be slightly higher than that, September and then August have the most births. Not much else to do 9 months before that in the cold of winter but to find interesting ways to stay warm. And of course, holiday parties.

    • @JessicaO490Z
      @JessicaO490Z 4 місяці тому +16

      Lol true!

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 4 місяці тому +42

      ​@@tarrantwolfi can't tell if you're missing the joke or not

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 4 місяці тому +7

      The also talk "Like How I'm Talking Right Now"

    • @kaihiroku8495
      @kaihiroku8495 4 місяці тому +51

      I like how you just called us geminis "twins" lmao I'd like to start a petition to call libras "scales".
      Also ain't no capricorns here, only capri-suns!

  • @mromg8282
    @mromg8282 4 місяці тому +551

    The "lesbians liking tomboys is straight" would be he same as saying "gays liking femboys is straight"

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 4 місяці тому +35

      I'm pretty sure all the guys at the RNC spiking the gay hookup apps were telling themselves this though.

    • @michellechair
      @michellechair 4 місяці тому +42

      fr. it's almost as if some lesbian women are attracted to masculinity but can't imagine being in a relationship with a man 🤯🤯🤯

    • @HhshsHzbhsd
      @HhshsHzbhsd 4 місяці тому +1

      😂 No
      I'm pretty sure femboys are men dressing as women BUT tomboys are women whom dress like stereotypical men.
      So how's that remotely the same

    • @headfullofdreams6083
      @headfullofdreams6083 4 місяці тому +23

      Why is a tomboy called a tomboy when a femboy isn't called a tanyagirl?
      Alternatively, why is a femboy called a femboy when a tomboy isn't called a mascgirl?

    • @ThisIsAnnie2002
      @ThisIsAnnie2002 4 місяці тому

      ​@@HhshsHzbhsdfemboys are just men who dress feminine, they're the male equivalent of tomboys

  • @dunkel429
    @dunkel429 4 місяці тому +286

    27:01 if a woman is wearing headphones, reading a book, or avoiding eye contact in general, that is your signal that she does not want to talk. Trying to talk to her anyway makes you at least annoying and at worst a creep.

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 4 місяці тому +25

      Those mfs already know, and you can tell bc they don't do it to other men nearly as often. It's about entitlement to a stranger's attention imo

    • @dashaash5903
      @dashaash5903 3 місяці тому +3

      It's one thing if someone needs help, like they don't know where certain place is and ask for direction. But it doesn't mean you have to act like women is STUPID.
      Just ask for help like normal human being, bro

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT 4 місяці тому +100

    You know every woman I've ever dated or just been friends with told me the same thing:
    If it were possible for me to try on a piece of clothing online, do you honestly think I would run around for HOURS trying to find something?
    Women despise running around shopping centers just as much as men do.

    • @wartgin
      @wartgin 3 місяці тому +11

      Amen. It doesn't help that different designers and manufacturers all seem to have slightly different sizing, proportions, and ease in their products. I've started collecting fabric and stuff because it seems like I'll have to sew it myself to get what I want. I can't wait until the technology where they scan you and clothes are custom made becomes affordable.

  • @ClaraBell3452
    @ClaraBell3452 4 місяці тому +362

    The headphones thing 😭 the writer really acting like the reason women don't want to talk to him is because they are stupid, not because they are avoiding him on purpose. 😂

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +49

      I'm avoiding EVERYONE, especially men.
      And yet still, they try to talk to me. So now I just lift one headphone with an irritated look and quickly say "sorry I don't have any change"
      Oh man they do NOT like that. It's too funny not to keep doing it though

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Місяць тому +2

      @@bottomofastairwell LMAO gonna try this

  • @Sekhubara
    @Sekhubara 4 місяці тому +543

    "Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we" -Yeaahhhhh... Columbus got lost.

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 4 місяці тому +34

      tbh, it probably would have been better if he stayed lost on sea - sincerely, a fan of sea cows

    • @octochan
      @octochan 4 місяці тому +9

      What you do is declare that where you end up was the place you intended to go to all along

    • @Failur3YT
      @Failur3YT 4 місяці тому +12

      Columbus legit thought that where he arrived was India too.

    • @samuelbarber6177
      @samuelbarber6177 4 місяці тому +15

      Dude got lost, committed Genocide, and is now claimed to have discovered a land he never even visited. Like… what?

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 4 місяці тому +7

      he only missed his mark by about a dozen miles!! ...to the power of 3.7961!!

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 4 місяці тому +150

    8:19 - in Andrew Taint's case, sleeping around with his girlfriend's friends would just be spreading disappointment throughout the whole group.

    • @WALTHERS14
      @WALTHERS14 3 місяці тому +17

      That, or he's scoping out potential merchandize, what with him being a human trafficker and all.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 місяці тому +5

      The way Click pronounces Andrew Tate sounds like Andrew Tit and I'm fine with that.

  • @Simon_Q
    @Simon_Q 4 місяці тому +751

    Tampons are somewhat uncomfortable I don't understand why they think is a pleasure object.

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 4 місяці тому

      they also have lead in em so it's even worse

    • @brieanastraiton3665
      @brieanastraiton3665 4 місяці тому +146

      Agreed. Idk about other weemons but I got my period this morning. I can attest it is NOT comfortable let alone pleasurable to use tampons! You're sore, cramping and hormonal. Vagina is not experiencing anything but discomfort and pain. I personally have never been in the mood when I have my monthly visit from blood falls. 😂😂

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 місяці тому +54

      Because that's a pleasure area by default apparently?

    • @CourierCat-isGod
      @CourierCat-isGod 4 місяці тому +113

      Give them a period cramp simulator
      its the closest thing we have

    • @jacquelynsmith2351
      @jacquelynsmith2351 4 місяці тому

      Oh I just LOVE the feeling of sandpaper in my insides. Don't you?

  • @jonhoge153
    @jonhoge153 4 місяці тому +422

    "Christopher Columbus didnt need directions...", he literally got so lost he found a new continent😂

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +5

      Earth Season 2 unlocked!
      XD

    • @cryochick9044
      @cryochick9044 4 місяці тому +7

      No he found a known continent

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +21

      Stumbled on a new continent really. He didn't discover shit, and it wasn't even really "new," he just didn't know about it. Since there were already people living in North and south America, I don't think we can even say he "discovered" it, lol

    • @xhbn2157
      @xhbn2157 4 місяці тому +2

      He did discover it for his people who weren't aware before.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +8

      @@jonhoge153 Columbus was not the first to discover South and Central America. A common misconception. They already knew the land was there when he set sail.

  • @courtneybermack
    @courtneybermack 4 місяці тому +713

    I am deeply impressed with the guy who thinks that traditional archery and target shooting are classically feminine activities along the lines of embroidery. Sadly, with no muscle mass, she's gonna have problems with that bow.

    • @izzy-wt9sr
      @izzy-wt9sr 4 місяці тому +33

      true fr, I have a massive 40 pound recurve thats taller than i am

    • @endlessstudent3512
      @endlessstudent3512 4 місяці тому +9

      @@izzy-wt9sr And you think 40 pounds make you a better archer than shooting with a 25 pounds bow? I shoot i a club and the cometitions we have is always one by a woman with a lightweight 25 pounds bow. She literally never misses. The 40 pounds may fly farther, but the targets are usually near enough for a 25 pounder.

    • @LonelyDuck69
      @LonelyDuck69 4 місяці тому +33

      @@endlessstudent3512 Don’t take this as hate or personal but just to try and avoid conflict I don’t think the other commenter is being degrading to women (I might be wrong I suck at guessing)

    • @endlessstudent3512
      @endlessstudent3512 4 місяці тому +14

      @@LonelyDuck69 You may be right. While archery has been a womens sport since the early 19th century (one of the few that were allowed), no muscle mass would certainly not help to be good at it.

    • @hedera1332
      @hedera1332 3 місяці тому +14

      @@endlessstudent3512 Eh, yes and no. The instructor at the place where I had some lessons said that more built guys who do other sports can actually struggle a bit to start with as it uses muscles that they might not be accustomed to. It's more about the strength in the shoulders and upper back rather than the arms iirc. She isn't gonna struggle with a bow if it's one that is appropriate for her. Archery is more a sport of skill rather than strength (not to say that strength doesn't play a role). Recurve bows have been around for thousands of years, so they would definitely fit the definition for 'traditional archery', and are typically fairly easy to handle.

  • @SagaRydberg
    @SagaRydberg 4 місяці тому +474

    10:38 i - and tons of other people would've DIED if my/their mom(s) didn't get a c-section, that is truly outrageous.

    • @jennyspeicker4712
      @jennyspeicker4712 4 місяці тому +68

      Me too. I don't dilate so my options are surgery or death. I'd like to stick around and actually raise the kids I birth.

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +54

      ​@@jennyspeicker4712 how dare you want to be there for your children!?!? (/j)

    • @Hachizukatenzo
      @Hachizukatenzo 4 місяці тому +41

      My mother had literally no choice as me and my twin brother were awfully placed to go through the exit. My other half had a c section and I barely notice the scar.

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 4 місяці тому +28

      Same!! My mom had high blood pressure and lots of problems with previous pregnancies before me, and even lost one, so they had her go straight back and get a C section.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 4 місяці тому +21

      Yup, my head was too big and I got stuck in the birth canal. And it wasn't for lack of trying, the doctors only rushed my mum into emergency c-section when my heartbeat started to fade.

  • @merilynnshark6144
    @merilynnshark6144 4 місяці тому +690

    "Did people not have Sex Ed in school?!" Well nowadays no, schools in America are banned from teaching sex ed. And even before then it was an opt in that you needed parental permission for.

    • @michellechair
      @michellechair 4 місяці тому +154

      seriously?????? that is INSANE. it should be illegal to not provide sexual education to everyone. even the young children with severe disabilities that my mum works with (she's an education assistant) are taught about the concept of consent, taught the right words for their body parts and to always tell a trusted adult if someone says or does anything to you that makes you feel uncomfortable. not to mention how many teen pregnancies would be prevented by having a better sex education...

    • @dk0412
      @dk0412 4 місяці тому +90

      I went to a Catholic school and had sex ed, but it was basically "here's some anatomy that we're required to teach, also abortion bad, premarital sex bad, and condoms don't work. Here's some horrifying pictures of STDs."

    • @sordidknifeparty
      @sordidknifeparty 4 місяці тому +73

      ​@@michellechairI totally agree. Ignorance about sexual issues is how predators take advantage of young children, by tricking them into thinking what they're doing is just play or something like it. If we would educate our children about what sex is and when it's appropriate and when it isn't I have a feeling that it would be much much harder for predators to accomplish their misdeeds

    • @thatotherted3555
      @thatotherted3555 4 місяці тому +11

      I don't think that's true. At the very least it would vary from one state to another.

    • @merilynnshark6144
      @merilynnshark6144 4 місяці тому +18

      @@thatotherted3555 Quite possibly but at least in Arizona it's pretty much banned or at the very least NOT very useful or well thought out.

  • @TBHWHOKNOWS
    @TBHWHOKNOWS 3 місяці тому +27

    being chased by someone rich is scarier than being chased by someone poor. so if a rich man approached me in the middle of the night i'd be even MORE scared

  • @RexytheRexy
    @RexytheRexy 4 місяці тому +524

    Click isn't calling us by name anymore when he smells us.
    Hopes shattered. Dreams crushed.

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 4 місяці тому +63

      It's okay, I found this really cool store that gives you some great emotional support in the form of plush demons! Maybe if we buy enough, the sheer presence will convince Click to say our names again!

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 4 місяці тому +7

      Eh, he was never gonna say Wynne anyway. And if he did, well, it so often gets misread as Wayne or pronounced as Wine or Ween so often by people who haven't played Dragon Age.
      You're so lucky to be a Rexy. Nobody's gonna mispronounce Rexy.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 4 місяці тому +12

      No he said my name 2 weeks ago. It’s not very common either, Cassandra. He got pretty hot with it too 😅😂

    • @huntingorgon44
      @huntingorgon44 4 місяці тому +4

      @@WynneLsame, he was never gonna say Cambria 🥲

    • @get.sassyxd
      @get.sassyxd 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@WynneL how do you pronounce it?
      Idk if he's every said it and I missed it over the years but I don't think he's ever said my name either (Bre)

  • @Kattlarv
    @Kattlarv 4 місяці тому +323

    You see: The reason none of these men care about sitting down to avoid cleaning is because... they *don't* clean. Like we have seen: They then get offended that people find it gross that they don't wipe.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому +28

      Nothing makes a house a home like the overwhelming smell of old piss.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 3 місяці тому +4

      @@seigeengine 😂😂👍

    • @Kimshu6
      @Kimshu6 3 місяці тому +17

      It's fucking awful. Like, god, the bathroom at my house that has multiple men that use it is so gross. (Mostly cause of my dad, my brothers clean.) Sometimes I'm up really late at night, leave the bathroom to do something, my dad uses it, then I go back to finish what I was doing and there's just straight piss on the floor! Like, holy shit, at least wipe it up or if you can't manage that, SIT DOWN

    • @Kattlarv
      @Kattlarv 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Kimshu6 Yeah, it's pretty hard to slap people like that back into reality. As, you basically have to outplay them at their own incompetence.

    • @tabithanel1975
      @tabithanel1975 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, I once heard this Drag Queen talking about how some guys are too insecure to wash their ass when they're showering, and I was just sitting there thinking "shouldn't those guys be too insecure to NOT wash their ass?"

  • @tuskel
    @tuskel 4 місяці тому +39

    The bus seat "she chose to get pregnant" thing is absolutely wild, I guess if that dude ever breaks a leg, we can just be "well, you chose to do the activity that broke your leg, now stand" then?

    • @sneakymimoma
      @sneakymimoma 2 місяці тому

      and those are the same kind of men that believe that all women MUST have children...
      if im in the bus i will ghve the seat to anybody that needs it more than me (pregnant/old/child/injured)

  • @hi_shay
    @hi_shay 4 місяці тому +807

    people who call an entire child a "consequence" for having sex (i don't feel like unpacking why we feel like that's an act that deserves a consequence) are actually so gross

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +154

      fr! i actually had a few thoughts about this
      for example: "have a kid, it'll teach you responsibility" like, no????

    • @sammyhenley2395
      @sammyhenley2395 4 місяці тому +120

      Yeah it comes across like having a child is a punishment

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 4 місяці тому +43

      Yeah like WTF.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 4 місяці тому +83

      ​​@@peculiar-pan seeing many adults I grew up with being toxic and completely irresponsible before and after having kids I can definitely say you're right

    • @Novae69
      @Novae69 4 місяці тому +34

      “Consequence” refers to the result of an action. They technically aren’t wrong.

  • @emmamoose-dragon1110
    @emmamoose-dragon1110 4 місяці тому +1906

    I'll say it again...."losing your virginity" is a heteronormative social construct intended to create shame about ones own body. I like the term "sexual debut" because the term implies that you have gained an experience instead of losing a nebulous characteristic.

    • @ShiftingFlurry13
      @ShiftingFlurry13 4 місяці тому +201

      I love that, time to add that to my lexicon.

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +135

      if i can remember that i will be using it
      thank you, internet stranger!!

    • @the_Pons
      @the_Pons 4 місяці тому +158

      Yep! I try to use that to, or just first time having sex (sex including non-penetrative sexual activities).
      Also, by that tampon logic we would of all "lost our virginity" as toddlers when we had our temp taken rectally 🤷‍♀

    • @karine-v
      @karine-v 4 місяці тому +35

      Oh, I love that. Gonna steal that phrase.

    • @kathryncumberland
      @kathryncumberland 4 місяці тому +86

      Exactly!!! I've had y'all's with my 14yo and her friends about what a ridiculous concept virginity is. We were driving home after picking two of her friends up to spend the night. As they were walking in the house, I heard one of my daughter's friends say to her, "I really wish my mom were as cool as yours!" Compliment of the century! I hope what I said sunk in though and there are now two fewer females in the world that think their sexuality is shameful.

  • @nicki0kaye
    @nicki0kaye 4 місяці тому +64

    Yeah when dudes are told to 'put yourself in my shoes' re: being approached or catcalled or w/e, they usually default to assuming the person hitting on them is someone they're sexually attracted to. There's also the whole thing about how isolated men are, considering our definitions of 'masculinity' excludes like all forms of non-sexual connection not just across gender but from other dudes, so ANY attention sounds like a good deal to them. I usually go with 'ok no imagine its a dude hitting on you' bc regardless of attraction, men do understand other men can be threats

    • @sneakymimoma
      @sneakymimoma 2 місяці тому

      the male equivalent of man catcalling a woman is a big scary gay man catcalling an average straight man

  • @Lucifer_MorningstarXO
    @Lucifer_MorningstarXO 4 місяці тому +182

    On the tampon comment, I had a friends mom tell them not to use a tampon bigger than regular because it's for after you have intercourse. She was upset that a nurse gave her a ultra tampon ;-; I asked my mom about it and she was just confused and said "No, that's not how that works". I am very happy that's how my mom is because I would cry if I was only allowed to use regular tampons for whenever I have a heavy flow

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 4 місяці тому +2

      But tampons carry a risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome. Pads, cups, and underwear don't carry that risk last I heard. Not gonna tell anyone how to live their life, but if you've never tried other options it's something to consider. People have died from TSS, but I've never heard of anybody dying from pads or cups.
      That mom is totally mind-warped by society though. Lady parts are made of muscle and no freaking tampon is gonna stretch 'em out of shape.

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 4 місяці тому +6

      That risk only happens if you use them wrong ​@@WynneL they can't cause the problem if you're changing them twice a day because there's not enough time for the toxins to actually form.

    • @emberfreespirit8507
      @emberfreespirit8507 3 місяці тому +5

      Toxic Shock Syndrome can happen with cups- if they’re left in to long (12+ hours) or improperly sterilized between uses, the same bacteria buildup occurs as it does with tampons. Cups are just newer/ less common/ less famous/ got popular after TSS education became widespread.

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@WynneL TSS is if you don't change them often enough, or just shove new ones in next to the old ones. It's not a risk if you're using them in a normal fashion -- which can include overnight use. They're fine.
      Can confirm that cups can be useful, though.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 4 місяці тому +261

    Capri sun is a juice pouch with a straw, usually given to little kids. You have to poke the straw into the designated spot to open it.

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +44

      and they're heckin tasty!!

    • @melodycuthbert4840
      @melodycuthbert4840 4 місяці тому +34

      My kids stab the pouch wherever & drink from the resultant hole. It’s very annoying.

    • @cris-fj7xc
      @cris-fj7xc 4 місяці тому +30

      as an adult, i fucking love capri suns

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 4 місяці тому +26

      Capri Suns are amazing as an adult. No you cannot change my mind.

    • @Fairiegurl101
      @Fairiegurl101 4 місяці тому +31

      Just the thought of someone having to "break my freshness seal" makes me feel very uncomfortable. Like, what about a boy's freshness seal? How do I know he hasn't been tampered with before?

  • @tris5602
    @tris5602 4 місяці тому +89

    It's pretty rich to judge a pregnant woman riding the bus while you are also riding the bus 😂.

  • @benjie128
    @benjie128 4 місяці тому +207

    "a woman is not rich when she earns a lot of money. She's rich when she has a man to cook for & kids to take care of."
    Meh, I'd rather have the money.
    Also there was a court case that went to the Supreme Court (not sure if it was a state Supreme Court or scotus) hoyt v. Florida. Short summary. Abused wife made herself a widow, jury was all men. Her lawyers argued on appeal that the jury wasn't "of her peers" as there were no females on the jury panel. The procecutor argued to the justices that women shouldn't be on juries because and I quote from the transcripts "someone had to be home cooking dinner." this case was early 1970s. Justices agreed and the conviction stood. A later case would reversed this and started the progression of women getting more rights like being able to open their own bank accounts and having credit cards.

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 4 місяці тому +11

      Yeah that just reminded me of the short story "A Jury Of Her Peers" by Susan Glaspell

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +5

      Besides, the sad truth is with enough money, you can just buy some kids. That's basically how your profit adoption works anyway

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 4 місяці тому +12

      Yeah, the reason women couldn't have credit cards was weird. Basically, at the time, any debt a woman incured was her husband's, not hers, she couldn't be held accountable for it so credit cards had to be in his name because it was his debt. Or something like that, I was only half listening because I was also fishing at the time.
      But you'd have hoped at least one of the guys on the jury would have been like "dude deserved it" but even now jury nullification is rare.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому +3

      I mean, there is merit to the perspective that wealth is in serving others, but maybe not when the person espousing it is a misogynist.

    • @TXRider
      @TXRider 2 місяці тому

      Money, or a man who sees his wife not as partner but as a replacement mommy? Such a tough choice.

  • @tedcoop4392
    @tedcoop4392 4 місяці тому +189

    "Christopher Columbus did not need directions..." and he didn't get within 8,000 miles of India, either.

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 4 місяці тому +9

      He was closer to India *before he left Europe* He needed directions so badly he got farther from where he wanted to go

  • @iclynnx
    @iclynnx 4 місяці тому +22

    The same people who got mad at the pregnant woman for taking the bus and saying she "shouldn't have gotten pregnant if she couldn't afford a car" are probably the same people who are against abortions. The woman literally could have been SA'd, or simply enough, she could have used protection but it failed during the act, and she doesn't want to terminate the pregnancy, either because she wants the baby, even if it was earlier than expected, or isn't willing to abort. It's kind of a "damned if I do / damned if I don't" situation.

  • @rall-ellen7150
    @rall-ellen7150 4 місяці тому +134

    I always hated the "you shouldn't get prego with a man without a car" if we will all date only men with cars they will complain that we are only intrested in men with cars.

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +28

      Also like, have these people never seen public transit that WORKS? (if they're in the US, probably not, lol)
      Climate crisis? Price of gas? The cost of a parking space in some places like NYC??? There are plenty of legitimate reasons to not use a car that have nothing to do with money.

    • @TheDerpyDeed
      @TheDerpyDeed 4 місяці тому

      you shouldn't get prego with a man. MAYBE you can make an exception if he treats you like the princess you deserve to be treated as.
      Get prego with women instead, sperm banks exist.

    • @DrakeBoehm
      @DrakeBoehm 4 місяці тому

      ​@bottomofastairwell there's perfectly fine public transport in the US.
      Other than that, you're completely right

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +5

      @@DrakeBoehm lol, i live in boston. so at least here, our public transport is NOT perfectly fine. but hey, at least the orange line doesn't randomly catch fire anymore since we got rid of those train cars from the 80s, so that's a good bonus

    • @iluvcoffe252
      @iluvcoffe252 2 місяці тому

      @@bottomofastairwell YES! THANK YOU! I hate cars more than anything at this point. I call bullsh!t on people who say they love their car. Unless it's an antique or something there is no way anyone loves paying fuel or repair for those farting metallic monsters. It's just a giant stupid loud bullsh!it pollution baby that breaks down instead of growing up. I hate that infrastructure here in America is built around cars instead of literally anything else. I wish I could walk peacefully down the sidewalk and enjoy the weather, but traffic always has other plans. Cars are a disturbance, an abhorrence, and I'm just done with them.
      And I'm sick of all the wars fought in the name of oil! F*** cars
      sorry for the rant i just really hate cars if the only cars in the world were monster trucks and racing cars for entertainment well then i wouldnt complain at all because that would be awesome but no i live on pollution carfart planet

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix 4 місяці тому +97

    Thank you for pointing out that while people being touchy when it's not invited is wrong on both sides, there is a different element to it when the other person is a physical threat. A lot of guys just don't seem to get that.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому +14

      Definitely. It's also not entirely about threat though, but about the ability to respond. Women may not respond to violations because they fear greater retaliation, but men also are likely not to respond much to violations. For example, there's a general perception that men shouldn't hit women. If a guy groped me, I'd be liable to clock him, but if a woman does it, I'm not about to deck her. I might push her away, but that's about the limit of what I can do, and I don't even feel comfortable doing that with any real force.
      In that situation, I may not feel unsafe, but I definitely feel violated and out of control.

  • @eustacia03
    @eustacia03 4 місяці тому +320

    Regarding sexually active elderly people - there's actually been issues with outbreaks of STIs in assisted living facilities because of how sexually active the residents are combined with a lack of access to condoms and testing.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +2

      ...No pregnancies???

    • @katterinalajeunesse6207
      @katterinalajeunesse6207 4 місяці тому +66

      ​@Ramsey276one considering the average age of menopause is 51, I really don't think there's gonna be any pregnancies at elderly facilities.

    • @eustacia03
      @eustacia03 4 місяці тому +27

      @@Ramsey276one This is, I hope, a really good joke. Otherwise I have so many questions.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +2

      @@katterinalajeunesse6207 is that a reason in favor for them?? XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +4

      @@eustacia03 Definitely a joke
      [SIGH] You got to make yourself laugh in this times...

  • @jorgelotr3752
    @jorgelotr3752 4 місяці тому +131

    15:42 someone hasn't been to Italy; they call their women "fiery" not for the reason they believe. Back in Rome, the man of the house would own the entire family, but in modern Italy the one who wears the pants is the grandma, second-in-command (and default captain in absence of the grandma) being the mother.

    • @silentobserver215
      @silentobserver215 4 місяці тому +4

      The skit is satire but fair point

    • @TheDerpyDeed
      @TheDerpyDeed 4 місяці тому +4

      beautiful, the grandmother and mother in charge, as it should be.

    • @Kurtains05
      @Kurtains05 2 місяці тому

      That's not true in the slightest 😅 I'm Italian and the patriarchy is sadly very much alive

    • @jorgelotr3752
      @jorgelotr3752 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Kurtains05 Not sure if it's differences between north and south, differences between generations or just that pesky thing about optics and definitions, but, while it's true that the man is the head of the household and is ultimately the one who takes the decisions, I seriously doubt you can say women have no power when 1) there are many adult men that literally cannot function unless they have a woman doing everything for them (which in turn means that they are at their mercy) and 2) tell a traditional italian man that something he does will make his father sad and he will either laugh or cower, tell him it would make his *mother* sad and he will feel at least ashamed, but most likely you will break his heart.

    • @ivandreuxzuev9473
      @ivandreuxzuev9473 2 місяці тому

      Those guys just do parodies. Fun stuff more often than not.

  • @chapeljohn9462
    @chapeljohn9462 4 місяці тому +63

    12:55 'Man, you better find yourself a girl that's colourblind, because those red flags do be growin'' XDXD

  • @knuxenglish
    @knuxenglish 4 місяці тому +344

    I am not scared of your sword. I got armor...
    I dont actually have it yet, but lying is a great survival tool.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +12

      @@knuxenglish Until someone calls your bluff.

    • @rubberdinghy7708
      @rubberdinghy7708 4 місяці тому

      ​@@AIHumanEquality double bluff, make them question their own senses. I AM wearing armour, your eyes must be broken.

    • @knuxenglish
      @knuxenglish 4 місяці тому +14

      @@AIHumanEquality too bad, I have already run away

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 4 місяці тому +8

      @@knuxenglishgotta verbally make the clank noises so they think the armors fr

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +4

      @@knuxenglish Better hope they're not good hunters or trackers.

  • @sporkler
    @sporkler 4 місяці тому +264

    As a Woman *TM* , I can confirm that we do not exist 👍

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 4 місяці тому

      Australian women don't exist so much that there is a dark void where a human body should be

    • @_Bezuga_4269
      @_Bezuga_4269 4 місяці тому +11

      Same

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому

      No gender exists. We are all non binary now.

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 4 місяці тому +17

      As an afab nonbinary person, I can confirm I'm not a woman. 👍

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ArtsyKnox25 the question is do we think these weird people in the video would think you started existing when you realised your gender?
      Or do you like double not exist? Bc someone with the brain the size and smoothness of a pea probably does not understand gender identity, so they ignore it and say "anyone who isnt cis doesnt exist!!"
      The true scientific question😂

  • @somerandomgal3915
    @somerandomgal3915 4 місяці тому +40

    35:06
    TECHNICALLY Pregnancies can basically be compared to having a parasite grow inside of you, since that is kinda how it works.
    making it therefore something that at the very least should be monitored by a doctor to make sure that nothing goes wrong for neither the baby nor the mother.

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 3 місяці тому

      The only difference is that for something to be considered a parasite, the two involved creatures have to be different species

    • @Ms._Uniquee
      @Ms._Uniquee 3 місяці тому +1

      My school biology has whole topic explaining that fetus is not parasite for mother's and before teaching that my whole class was saying kids are parasite 😂

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 3 місяці тому

      @@Ms._Uniquee same wait what

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 3 місяці тому

      @@Ms._Uniquee did we go to the same class lmao

    • @Ms._Uniquee
      @Ms._Uniquee 3 місяці тому

      @@exceptionallyriso maybe 😂

  • @cupofhope8769
    @cupofhope8769 4 місяці тому +453

    As a girl I can confirm: we poo 💕glitter ✨️ it hurts❤❤

    • @LunaticLacewing
      @LunaticLacewing 4 місяці тому +83

      As a trans girl I want to ask: is it possible to learn that power?

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 4 місяці тому +73

      ​@@LunaticLacewingyeah just eat a bunch of glitter! I do it, at least...

    • @cupofhope8769
      @cupofhope8769 4 місяці тому +24

      @@LunaticLacewing yes my padawan yes

    • @zarzee8925
      @zarzee8925 4 місяці тому

      ​@LunaticLacewing wait I figured you already did and that's how you discovered you were trans

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns 4 місяці тому +1

      @@LunaticLacewing Edible glitter milkshakes.

  • @alext7074
    @alext7074 4 місяці тому +313

    I pee sitting down since I turned 20, I'm now 38. It's simply gross seeing tiny pee droplets gather on your socks, legs and floor when peeing whilst standing up.
    We (wife, kids and I) also flush with the lid down and keep it down when the toilet is not in use.
    I don't get why people allow atomised toilet water to raise from the toilet wirh each flush and land on their walls, sinks, cosmetics and toothbrushes...
    Gross 🤢

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 4 місяці тому +15

      Same minus the family part. I don't get it either. 😅

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +34

      Anyone who DOESN'T put the lid down after use and before they flush is just a freaking savage and I'll die on that hill, coz gross, just gross. Like you said, you keep your toothbrushes in that room. Lid ALWAYS goes down

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 4 місяці тому +19

      I always pee sitting because it's more comfortable to me
      And I never understood my friends who would use a toilet, only for my sister to scream at them for not closing it after using
      Like, it's just one move, as easy as wiping your ass, is it that much to ask?

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 4 місяці тому +7

      I do pee standing up unless I'm tired or drunk when my aim goes to shit. I just find it more comfy to stand. But I always close the lid before I flush.

    • @ericdugdale8585
      @ericdugdale8585 4 місяці тому +1

      I kneel most of the time while peeing, way less messy and it's also quieter. Same principle.

  • @fdjaklffjadslkfja4355
    @fdjaklffjadslkfja4355 4 місяці тому +51

    To answer the question seriously, a lot of people are forbidden from sex ed and learning about evolution because the state allows parents to opt out their children. We can see the obvious results.

  • @Shinigami2c2
    @Shinigami2c2 4 місяці тому +168

    "It has been scientifically proven that women store male splushies and can use them at any time after she has received them." While this may be true for SHARKS (and this is a VERY recent discovery, like within the last year), it is most definitely not true for humans. We aren't sharks, not even in the same branch of the animal kingdom.

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen 4 місяці тому

      Also, it's not her immune system that offs the wiggly dudes, it's the acidic environment they end up having to try to accomplish their task in. It's literally a toxic workplace.

    • @dashfire3185
      @dashfire3185 4 місяці тому +17

      Also true for spiders.

    • @mothgirl2617
      @mothgirl2617 4 місяці тому +12

      And queen bees

    • @brentywenty
      @brentywenty 4 місяці тому +12

      And queen ants

    • @maravaldetaro2097
      @maravaldetaro2097 4 місяці тому +11

      And some species of snake

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +240

    Andrew Tate repelling all the women so all of us can have a chance to have one. What a swell guy.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 місяці тому +19

      He has a mile wide force feild that repels all women

  • @ShatteredSong
    @ShatteredSong Місяць тому +6

    19:33 BRO he never even made it to his ACTUAL intended destination lol

    • @Riker-sc2zv
      @Riker-sc2zv Місяць тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking, he didn’t even land on the correct side of the world. Very bad example for the argument.

  • @louisejohnson6057
    @louisejohnson6057 4 місяці тому +130

    My ex husband told me that when he would be walking home after dark and there was a woman walking towards him, he'll cross to the other side of the street so she won't feel uncomfortable or fearful. He'd never do anything to hurt a woman, but he understands that there's no way for a random woman to know that he's not a threat to her. He doesn't want any women to ever feel unsafe, so he does what he can to make himself as non-threatening as possible.

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 4 місяці тому +18

      That's actually pretty cool. The fact that he even thinks in that way, most don't understand that if we don't know a guy, we don't know if he's a protector or a predator but have to assume the latter.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 4 місяці тому +9

      I've also heard of a story about a guy who would fake a phone call (loudly) about shopping for diapers and baby stuff

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +8

      That's nice, coz way too many guys don't.
      Have a friend who always says "on your left/ right" like you would do when you're passing someone on a bike.
      And I thought about it, and yeah, even that would make me feel more comfortable, coz someone with intent to harm you isn't likely to announce their presence, you know?
      It's such a little thing, but just caring enough to want the women around you to feel a little safer is such a big deal

    • @Gemini_nyu
      @Gemini_nyu 4 місяці тому +8

      That's actually a nice gesture but it's sad that someone has to resort to something like this because you can't just pass by naturally without possibly frightening someone because of the current environment. I hope there will be times where stuff like this isn't necessary anymore.

  • @roxywolfdragon
    @roxywolfdragon 4 місяці тому +76

    “Did people not have sex ed in school?” Actually no Click, genuinely we got no sex ed (I’m in Texas by the way). We got very basic period information in 5th grade (like 10 years old), but only the girls such as myself got to see it. Then all we got was the technical biology stuff like meiosis, that’s it. And even if we did get sex ed, queer people such as myself (I’m a lesbian) will 100% be left out. Ah the joys of living in a conservative state /sar

    • @joparkin6960
      @joparkin6960 4 місяці тому +4

      Given that the internet exists, how do they think they can keep this information from you? There was a UK TV programme called "The Sex Education Show" aimed at teens that is freely available here on YT, can't remember if it covered queer sex though...

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 3 місяці тому

      Honestly, hot take, but being raised conservative seems borderline abusive.

  • @ihope2504
    @ihope2504 4 місяці тому +17

    I'm not surprised that these men are like this. Yesterday I had a fight with a Tate fan guy who told me that instead of telling a man they're committing a crime because he has posted anonymously that he in his mid 20s is in a relationship with a minor, her parents have expressed their disgust over it and she has stopped talking to him, I should just empathetically suggest that he must wait till the girl turns 18 and approach her for marriage then. He called me names as I denied conforming to his opinions and said that people like me can't think beyond sex and I have no consideration for 'pure' relationships. He also says that if he ever has a daughter and at 9 she wants to be with a 29- year-old, he'll let her.

    • @MsAubrey
      @MsAubrey 3 місяці тому +7

      Gross

    • @AnonymousAnimated
      @AnonymousAnimated 3 місяці тому +1

      9 and 29? Am I reading this shit right? Uh, sir, your little creep is showing, and I don't mean the one in your pants.

    • @sneakymimoma
      @sneakymimoma 2 місяці тому +4

      that dude was a pdf file 100% otherwise he would know that NORMAL PEOPLE would NEVER want to be with a 9 yo as a 29 yo...

  • @Ecofriendlyant
    @Ecofriendlyant 4 місяці тому +620

    OK we can't let this video distract us from the fact that click is absolutely RIPPED and that is insanely scary

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +7

      If that's your definition of ripped you must never see steroid users.

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant 4 місяці тому +144

      I don't count steroid users that's not a real representation of how far we can get with hard work/training ​@@AIHumanEquality

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 4 місяці тому +61

      Genuinely thought you were gonna say "If that's your definition of ripped, you must never see AI men" or something like that considering your past comments. @AIHumanEquality

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Ecofriendlyant You're really showing you don't know how much chemicals and enhancements are taken even outside steroids to build muscle. Click is an average athletic build at best not a muscular one. Do you go outside at all by chance?

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns 4 місяці тому

      @@AIHumanEquality Dude no

  • @OliverOilFr
    @OliverOilFr 4 місяці тому +76

    the guy giving instructions on how to approach women with headphones on reminded me of when people tried to approach me when I was alone doing anything and started talking to me, then kept talking when I ignored them (because I didn't want to talk, as simple as that). It's so weird how people can't respect others' boundries when it comes to chatting, especially when it's a complete stranger.

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +7

      I genuinely don't get how dudes can just KEEP talking at you (at you, not to you) even though you're blatantly ignoring them.
      Like I'll be staring directly at my phone, not saying a single word and they'll STILL keep going. And like how????
      How are you not embarrassed?
      I would be so mortified if someone was ACTIVELY ignoring me when I tried to talk to them that I would just make some excuse and get the hell out of there asap. Like how do dudes do it? I just don't get it

  • @mackicoA090211
    @mackicoA090211 4 місяці тому +19

    Regarding the toilet seat up or down argument - forget the seat. The entire toilet lid should be closed to flush. If you open it again after that, it's your decision, though I usually just leave it closed. Just open the toilet when you need it. Closing the lid before flushing lowers the spread of infectious pathogens that might otherwise be distributed about the bathroom during the flushing process. Including onto surfaces like your toothbrush.

  • @Myder_Dragon
    @Myder_Dragon 4 місяці тому +340

    Some of these guy's posts tell me why girls were choosing the bear.

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 4 місяці тому +8

      Fr, lmao

    • @TheDerpyDeed
      @TheDerpyDeed 4 місяці тому

      If it's black, fight back, if it's brown, lie down, if it's a man I hope you've got a tazer on you...

    • @Ruby...X
      @Ruby...X 4 місяці тому +1

      I will forever choose the bear bc some men are genuinly stupid.

    • @DANNIE-101
      @DANNIE-101 3 місяці тому

      who knows bru, it could be the 'we bare bears' which is a massive W so im taking the bear

  • @GretchZ
    @GretchZ 4 місяці тому +90

    I transitioned (I’m a trans woman) 7 years ago, but I’m not exactly a social butterfly and I stopped going out at night since I met my wife (she’s more fun).
    The first time I was out at night in a city was when I went to a Seder at someone else’s (it was so much fun!).
    It was the first time a man insisted on walking me somewhere. I realised he wasn’t overreacting.
    Note: I was in a relatively conservative, religious neighbourhood, and was dressed modestly.
    I hated that it was a good idea, but it was very sweet.
    What a nice boy (around 19 iirc).

  • @TheNelly77
    @TheNelly77 4 місяці тому +46

    I had to laugh when Clicky realized that bra cup sizes go quite a bit farther into the alphabet than he thought.

    • @danderedere
      @danderedere 3 місяці тому +7

      Ngl, I had that reaction too once, because the largest I knew of was D and E, as Swedish cup sizes don't usually go above that, and D and E are already somewhat difficult to find. I knew someone with F cups, but that was genuinely how far I thought it actually went until I was like 25 and found out there are more (and that American cup sizes are really weird).

  • @floofypanda6534
    @floofypanda6534 4 місяці тому +55

    35:37 my favorite variation of this is a tweet from a while back "If I have a medical emergency don't you DARE care an ambulance y'all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay $5000 for the wee-yoo wagon" *sigh* oh america, why couldn't you have better health care?

    • @dashaash5903
      @dashaash5903 3 місяці тому +1

      For me, non American, this sounded and sounds crazy. In my country there's usually both services, free and not free. If you want qualified service, then you pay for it, or if don't have money, then go to free doctor.

  • @Saavik256
    @Saavik256 4 місяці тому +166

    Click, the Emotional Support Demon saved my life today! I was having the biggest attack of my life earlier today and took him with me among other important things (yes, I'm almost 40, mock me all you want) and when I was in the back of the ambulance all strapped in and connected to the pulsox meter and all the formalities were sorted out I asked the EMT if I may take something that'll help from my bag, he said yeah, I hugged the demon and immediately my pulse slowed down. So by the time we got to the AE I just had a check-up & a couple of hrs of observation, they did my blood test, and I got prescribed different antianxiolytics and driven back home. Pretty sure without the demon I would've had a heart attack in the back of that ambulance. (Drove in them too many times when I was palliative caretaker of my mum for half a year)

    • @Shinigami2c2
      @Shinigami2c2 4 місяці тому +28

      Hope you're doing better now. My own mom had a close call on Monday. While she's doing better today and not completely out of the woods yet, I was really scared for her. Best of health to you.

    • @Saavik256
      @Saavik256 4 місяці тому +20

      @@Shinigami2c2 Thank you for your kindness, and wishing the best recovery to your mother! Best of health to you and the rest of your family!

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 4 місяці тому +14

      *is 50*
      *has a plushie sharky*
      *actually, has a LOT of plushie sharkies, but one who goes everywhere with me*
      *has recently ordered several MORE plushie sharkies, including a rare Disney one (still seeking Anchor the hammerhead) AND a Mango wi pride bowtie*
      *hopes you're doing well & that ESD is looking after you & gets plushie friends soon*

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Saavik256 I'm glad you had it and that it helped you!

    • @Saavik256
      @Saavik256 4 місяці тому

      @@elaineb7065 Back when I was in my mid-20s (abt 25 or so) (and I'm not a stud kind of guy, just an averagey nerdy dude) ...
      Me: Uh (she forgot her wallet)
      Her: What-eeeeeeeeever.
      *she forgot this thinger where she keeps her valuables and bring armour, she will be pissed*
      *TADA.WAV*

  • @katerinayordanova3428
    @katerinayordanova3428 4 місяці тому +30

    About the bus thing, I'm astonished how can someone shame the woman for allegedly not have a car and be pregnant while at the same time also ride the bus. Maybe this is a cultural thing? Because in Europe, I do have a car but use the bus all the time, and so do many other people. Hence, I kind of assumed it's a general bus etiquette that if someone has trouble standing up, regardless of the reason, you offer them their seat, gender not even being consideration. Many women offer their seats to men who are old or injured. So weird how such a simple thing can be used to start the Holy Gender War.

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 місяці тому +2

      I'd offer my seat to an old or injured person regardless of gender. Pregnancy however was your choice. Maybe if she asks nicely

    • @TheBre1491
      @TheBre1491 3 місяці тому +1

      @@JohnDoe-on6ruand it was that guy’s choice to do the activity that broke his leg. If he didn’t ski his leg wouldn’t have broken. Your logic makes no sense. It’s also the person choice to get older.

    • @sneakymimoma
      @sneakymimoma 2 місяці тому

      ​@@JohnDoe-on6ru then i hope you are not of the men that think all women MUST have babies
      plus in a lot of cases being pregnant WASNT EVEN A CHOICE, what if she got graped? and being injures or ill can also be THE RESULT OF A CHOICE TOO maybe your broke your leg while doing a sport that THEY CHOOSE TO DO or got sick because of GOING OUTSIDE WITHOUT A JACKET

  • @numberfour1234
    @numberfour1234 4 місяці тому +54

    “Your peach!”
    Shows picture if what looks like a tangerine but photoshopped pink.

  • @whitneym.9358
    @whitneym.9358 4 місяці тому +94

    My favorite thing about that "refuse to give up seat for a pregnant woman" post is all these guys acting like that one specific woman was responsible for all of women's rights and therefore must be "punished" for it (nevermind that if you summarize feminism as "women wanting to be treated exactly like men in every circumstance" you're proving you don't know jack or shit about feminism lmao)

    • @Arkanna96
      @Arkanna96 4 місяці тому +24

      Also misunderstanding the whole idea. Imo feminism in this case would say women would also give up their seat if a guy is sick/not feeling well, not nobody gets seats.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 4 місяці тому +19

      As a woman I would 100% give up my seat to a guy who was sick or hurting.
      Also, is it just me or were those guys acting just a bit petty and vindictive that this lady had a lover (who wasn't them)?

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 4 місяці тому +10

      I think its weird how these people act like the problem is that people are to willing to give up their seats. Have they ever actually tried asking for a seat? Usually when Im on public transport people intentionally block seats next to them with their bags. They dont even want to sit next to another person unless politely asked to remove their stuff, much less give up their seat. These people arent revolutionary for refusing to give up seats, people have always done that.

    • @Acidfrog475
      @Acidfrog475 4 місяці тому +3

      @@tobiasbayer4866I’m Finnish (not to mention autistic, so the free space is 100% warranted), so the notion of _not_ blocking the seat next to you with a bag on a bus or something is so alien to me. Basically everyone wants to sit alone here, and if there are free seats with multiple empty slots next to them people automatically go there because we don’t sit next to other people.
      (Of course, if someone has a reserved seat they of course get to sit there, but unless spaces are not reserved everyone sits by themselves or the person/group they’re with. The less intermingling the better.)

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 4 місяці тому

      @@Acidfrog475
      I understand people choosing to sit alone If seats are available, but this is about preventing people from sitting down and forcing them to stand when no seats are available just because you dont want to sit next to someone else.
      And I highly doubt all of the people that do this are autistic.

  • @God_of_Flame
    @God_of_Flame 4 місяці тому +16

    13:47 reminds me of:
    "the good thing about the internet is that everyone can say what they think,
    the bad thing about hte internet is that everyone does it."

  • @erviatangerine5108
    @erviatangerine5108 4 місяці тому +43

    The thought that some dudes think vagujay can be stretched/damaged by a tampon when this thing can deliver a freaking baby is hilarious

  • @padmeamidala6850
    @padmeamidala6850 4 місяці тому +59

    19:36 HE ENDED UP ON THE WRONG CONTINENT WHY IS THAT YOUR EXAMPLE

  • @chia.rae..
    @chia.rae.. 4 місяці тому +28

    23:00 as a girl I can confirm I do not understand this picture either

    • @dashaash5903
      @dashaash5903 3 місяці тому +4

      I just see two slightly different hairstyles, like- do humans really digging this deep? 🧐

    • @MIMI-tf9hv
      @MIMI-tf9hv 10 днів тому

      It's the same hairstyle, one is just brushed out and looks better. General rule when curling hair like that is that you're supposed to comb out the curls. The joke is literally just "I'm more attractive".

  • @sorcerousfang
    @sorcerousfang 4 місяці тому +95

    17:17 I will never understand how people don't CLOSE THE LID BEFORE THEY FLUSH. Like, do people not realize that particles of what is in your toilet go into the air when you flush? The lid reduces that significantly. I feel so gross in public restrooms where the toilets don't have lids or in houses where the seat is up when I walk into the restroom. Please just close the lids. Then everyone has to lift them, and people can stop complaining.
    And wash your gross hands!
    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому

      Closing the lid doesn't actually do much of anything. The toilet lid isn't air-tight. I think the Mythbusters tested this.

    • @rennoc6478
      @rennoc6478 4 місяці тому +8

      @@seigeengineit removes 90% of the direction they can go though, I would rather have all the bad particles hitting my legs then my face and toothbrush

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 місяці тому +1

      @@rennoc6478 That's not how that works. I feel like after covid, everyone should be more aware of how small particulate work.
      They don't fly like bullets in ballistic trajectories. They basically float around like a mist, filling space.

    • @awwwasyuta
      @awwwasyuta 4 місяці тому

      i close them flush and then open is it weird

    • @Ms._Uniquee
      @Ms._Uniquee 3 місяці тому

      Forget about flush people don't wash their hands later i and my whole family wash them two times and Americans accuse indians for being non hygienic

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling 4 місяці тому +61

    11:43 If this hypothetical girlfriend had those kinds of hobbies, she would end up gaining too much muscle mass for him. Gardening and archery especially.

    • @BlueTressym
      @BlueTressym 4 місяці тому +16

      A lot of people don't realise how much archery requires upper-body strength. It's a misunderstanding perpetuated by stick-thin women constantly being shown with bows in fantasy and historical fiction. I mean, it's not like we can't use them (I do) but the idea of a bow as a specifically 'feminine' weapon is daft.

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@BlueTressymthe other thing people don't realise is that despite how lean an archer can appear, those muscles quite literally pack a hell of a punch too lol
      I mean if a man tries to manhandle an archer lady, he's going to be wrangling around solid iron 😂

    • @BlueTressym
      @BlueTressym 4 місяці тому +2

      @@crowdemon_archives absolutely!

  • @CrowsILike
    @CrowsILike 4 місяці тому +8

    40:23 I have relatives who were teens and/or young adults during that time who would've laughed him out of the room, because they all happily wore miniskirts and/or -dresses.

  • @melinacat5958
    @melinacat5958 4 місяці тому +80

    Besides all the other obviously extremely creepy factors (She should be 16-19?? Yuk. Also he does realize that she isnt going to stay 19 forever?), I feel like some men don't understand that a woman at age 19 who is a virgin and has never had intercourse or even THOUGHT about intercourse....... probably isn't very interested in it? And won't want to do it with you either, or if she will she probably won't enjoy it very much, if at all.

    • @BlueTressym
      @BlueTressym 4 місяці тому +22

      He's probably assuming that he'll be able to just ditch the 'used up' woman (their terms are so gross) and pick up another sixteen-year-old ad infinity. Thsoe sorts of men are just as utterly delusional about their own appeal or lack thereof as they about what women want and like.

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 4 місяці тому +13

      Sadly, I don't think those kind of guys actually care whether or not SHE enjoys it.

    • @sunsetanimator4187
      @sunsetanimator4187 4 місяці тому

      As a 19 year old with her V card, I can comfortably state, nobody is touching that guy with a 10 foot pole.
      His fellow male prisoners might beg to differ.

  • @maranathaschraag5757
    @maranathaschraag5757 4 місяці тому +39

    "christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we" My dear sir...Good ol' Chris got so magnificently lost that he ended up on the wrong continent.

  • @hannahleigh6152
    @hannahleigh6152 4 місяці тому +14

    9:31 That's more terrifying because he has more means to hurt you and get way with, and if you escape, you're even less likely to be believed than normal.

  • @octochan
    @octochan 4 місяці тому +99

    I'm pretty sure the kinds of guys who insist on peeing standing up at home and refuse to put the seat down are the same guys who don't give a f*k about cleaning because they make that their gf's problem

    • @smol_sasquatch6896
      @smol_sasquatch6896 4 місяці тому +6

      I had this kinda of man move into my house.... After a few months I had to spell it out for him that if he stands to pee, he cleans the toilet once a week. Bc that's how much I had to clean up after him. Disgusting male behaviour, unsurprising

    • @pazobackenstein6473
      @pazobackenstein6473 3 місяці тому

      It's not my responsibility to put the sit down, I get having to clean every week, but really? Why do I have to put the sit down? I raise it up, she puts it down, it only makes sense this way!

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio 3 місяці тому +1

      I pee while standing up at home, but I also put the seat down. Am I a contradiction?

  • @kaojinn
    @kaojinn 4 місяці тому +76

    @16:46 Ya know, I'm not even a germaphobe, but when you're standing at a urinal and a droplet of something splashes back into your eye while you're just staring straight ahead at the wall, the disgust and horror that grips you is palpable. Just standing there thinking "Oh sweet merciful karma, what have I done to deserve this rogue ricocheted sprinkle from the urinal? This is it, I'm gonna lose the eye."

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 4 місяці тому +2

      Have you considered not using urinals? They sound frankly ghastly.

  • @Scara_the_meowmeow
    @Scara_the_meowmeow 4 місяці тому +15

    14:52 platonically (because im a minor and not into relationships at all to any degree) that right girl look so cute?! How can her hair look so good? I really need her hair routine!

  • @redthecalicocatdragon1610
    @redthecalicocatdragon1610 4 місяці тому +70

    35:16 pregnancy is an extremely dangerous stage of life that can go wrong in many ways
    1st an egg can start growing in any fleshy part of the body, but the uterus is the only part that won't result in the death of the woman
    2nd not all uterus are shaped properly, some women have heart shaped uterus that result in needing to induce labor prematurely so that the baby doesn't literally burst out killing both mother & baby, 2 kids were born this way in my family
    3rd if the baby is nonviable and passes away before birth it will rot inside the women and may kill them if not removed
    Not to mention all the small things Dr's can notice at basic check ups that, if caught fast, can save both lives

    • @ESPRESSO-COOKIE500
      @ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 4 місяці тому +1

      Is removing the rotten and dead fetus from the mother considered an abortion?Because holy shit,if it is…..

    • @redthecalicocatdragon1610
      @redthecalicocatdragon1610 4 місяці тому +17

      @T-Reich it can be, I can't recall how long ago, but there was a news story of a woman who could have died because her doctor in a religious hospital wouldn't even tell her that the fetus in her was dead and causing her to be sick (he was that against doing abortions), she didn't know until she went for a second opinion with another doctor that told her she was going septic because the fetus was rotting

    • @ESPRESSO-COOKIE500
      @ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 4 місяці тому +8

      @@redthecalicocatdragon1610 oh,the poor woman

    • @izzy-wt9sr
      @izzy-wt9sr 4 місяці тому +11

      regarding number 3 - there was a pregnant woman in my neighborhood who experienced that, but abortion laws were so strict she couldn't legally remove the fetal corpse and was forced to walk around for 2 months with people asking about the baby and her having to tell them it would be stillborn

    • @izzy-wt9sr
      @izzy-wt9sr 4 місяці тому +3

      @@ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 yep!
      pain on so many levels!

  • @lostshadows768
    @lostshadows768 4 місяці тому +49

    26:36 Fun fact, we're probably not actually listening to anything loud enough that we actually need to take the headphones out/off to hear you.
    I've seen this list before, with pictures. The girl looks really uncomfortable, despite being clearly hired to be the girl in this situation. (Probably aliens, given how far back it goes.)

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 місяці тому +4

      My earbuds have "stay-aware" mode, which means in most circumstances, I can in fact hear what people are saying.
      I'm just pretending to not notice.

    • @lostshadows768
      @lostshadows768 4 місяці тому +4

      @@crowdemon_archives I just go with a low enough volume so I can hear things around me.
      Even when I pause what I'm listening to, to actually interact with someone, the earbuds stay in.

  • @curiouspotato8113
    @curiouspotato8113 4 місяці тому +11

    22:54 the joke is "loose 🐈" vs "tight 🐈"
    *sigh* I lost count on how many times I wished I never existed

  • @sporkler
    @sporkler 4 місяці тому +62

    37:14 Fun(?) animal fact: mosquitoes actually do this, and female mosquitoes only need to have successful intercourse one time to lay fertilized eggs for the rest of their life if they have sufficient nutrient supply (aka they get enough blood).
    Another fact: I hate mosquitoes, why are they made to get stuck inside your house and create armies ;-;

    • @SquisheeDog
      @SquisheeDog 4 місяці тому +6

      There are multiple kinds of animals that store it or or have delayed fertilization until conditions are right, like armadillos, some sharks, etc.
      Some "virgin" births in zoos are actually from animals that use to be in an enclosure with males months to years prior.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 місяці тому +2

      Humans can only store it for a few days. Ant queens can store it for their whole life, and the record lifespan for an ant queen in a lab is 28 years.

    • @Core-1948
      @Core-1948 4 місяці тому +5

      The best part is the fact that we could use gene editing to make all the mosquitoes sterile after a few generations.

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 4 місяці тому +3

      Wishing you victory over your local mosquito militia. 🙏

  • @kazualkrisis2449
    @kazualkrisis2449 4 місяці тому +6

    I love how I have a cat named Baked Beans and every time I have a Click video playing and he says "Beautiful Bean" she chirps and comes.

    • @shadygay
      @shadygay 3 місяці тому +1

      that's so cute 😭😭

  • @MaridoDoFelps
    @MaridoDoFelps 4 місяці тому +52

    16:44 no no no, Click, the biggest problem isn't even the guys are standing to pee AT HOME, the biggest part is the fact that if they left the seat up, it means they either didn't flush, or they flushed WITH THE SEAT UP
    THERE IS PEE EVERYWHERE
    PUT. THE. SEAT. DOWN.

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 4 місяці тому +12

      Everyone should put the lid down at home before flushing. It solves the whole “seat” issue and is better for a lot of reasons.

    • @MaridoDoFelps
      @MaridoDoFelps 4 місяці тому +9

      @@mjjoe76 EXACTLY
      Like, you should put the lid down before flushing anyway, so there is no intelligent reason to leave the seat up at all!

    • @chalkbored
      @chalkbored 4 місяці тому +4

      i live with two older brothers and every time i go to the bathroom theres piss on the seat :[

    • @AnnoyingSquib
      @AnnoyingSquib Місяць тому

      Or if they absolutely have to leave the seat up out of principle. Be a real man and wipe the damn seat because no one likes sitting in piss.

  • @bookishnewt8468
    @bookishnewt8468 4 місяці тому +118

    3:35 - That’s not even a peach 😂😂

    • @Spagettigeist
      @Spagettigeist 4 місяці тому +5

      Right! I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 місяці тому +6

      Is it an orange then?

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +19

      i think it's a grapefruit, maybe?

    • @bookishnewt8468
      @bookishnewt8468 4 місяці тому +11

      I was thinking either grapefruit or a pink lemon

    • @Mar_Selcouth
      @Mar_Selcouth 4 місяці тому +6

      Maybe a tangerine they made pink?

  • @primscreations
    @primscreations 4 місяці тому +10

    27:52 a capri-sun is a little drink where you poke a straw through a tin-foil lining to make a hole to drink from if anyone needs to know lol

  • @Roadent1241
    @Roadent1241 4 місяці тому +72

    The "if you have tummy scars you've failed as a woman" -
    Well, I have scars from when I needed catheters and stuff as a preemie just barely born alive. So I failed before I even developed a personality or left the hospital? XD that explains why I'm NB.
    I guess mum failed too since she had the c-sect scar... Oh well.

    • @Ottermamapoeia
      @Ottermamapoeia 4 місяці тому +7

      My mom had 5 kids. Her first was a c-section, the rest of us came out of the birth canal. I want to know the verdict these people would give her. Pass? Fail? Come on! 4/5 is totally a passing score! 🤣

    • @megcomb8838
      @megcomb8838 4 місяці тому +4

      Scars are cool and sexy regardless of what caused them and anyone who says otherwise is weak and their bloodline should not survive

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 місяці тому

      @@megcomb8838 OK, I'm weak. My scars are not cute or cool. I don't see why they would be on other people either.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 місяці тому

      @@Ottermamapoeia I think they would have failed her for the first time and ignored the rest.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 4 місяці тому

      ​@@megcomb8838 cool, maybe. Sexy? Not automatically, especially since you are replying to someone who got scars as a newborn. That's kinda creepy.

  • @datpotat3945
    @datpotat3945 4 місяці тому +29

    33:43 its silly. I've seen young women give up their seat to people who it. It's not just men who need to be considerate and women who need to be considered.
    Common courtesy shouldn't be second to sexism.

  • @beuriotquentin7907
    @beuriotquentin7907 4 місяці тому +8

    32:35 like, even when i was a dumb teenager, i once sat on my ass in a tram while looking directly at an old lady standing right in front of me for a few minutes and when she asked if she could have my seat i was APPALLED and ASHAMED of how selfish i had looked for that brainfart and how i didn't immediately gave it to her as soon as she got onto the tram, and it would've been the same if the same had happened with a pregnant woman instead, how these grown-ass men can think something like that is baffling

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 4 місяці тому +42

    38:03 Lindsay was right about the longevity of this gif. Even when the internet has nearly imploded, there will still be this gif of hotdogs being thrown at her face

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 місяці тому +3

      Context? Or just because??
      XD

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Ramsey276one it was from her Nostalgia Chick review of Freddy Got Fingered. Even in context, it doesn't make much sense

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 місяці тому

      @@Account_Not_Applicable at least now I know...
      XD

  • @Lizard_Ri
    @Lizard_Ri 4 місяці тому +32

    19:45 yes, Christopher colombus didn't need directions, but he also thought he was in india

  • @senna5922
    @senna5922 3 місяці тому +19

    It never fails to shock me how anyone can think using a tampon would be even remotely pleasurable... bruh we're trying not to unleash the Shining elevators all over everything.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, we men don't have vaginas, so we lack context. It's not crazy that someone might have the thought, especially younger guys who barely know anything and are also really horny about it.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 місяці тому +1

      @EmanFatima-lg9kt I feel like that's the sort of thing only someone who never thinks about how people feel about things would say. These sorts of ideas likely occur to teenagers. By the time they're adults they're set beliefs, so they're not going to check them.
      Can you imagine some teenage boy, clearly with issues with women, looking up "does tampon feel good?"
      Can you imagine that kid asking a woman, or more likely a girl of similar age that question?
      If they were someone who would do that, would they remain ignorant?

    • @MsAubrey
      @MsAubrey 3 місяці тому +1

      @@seigeenginemy son just turned 16… he knows that girls are not turned on by tampons.

    • @Sunny_DeeLight
      @Sunny_DeeLight 3 місяці тому

      @@seigeengineyou do know that researching things exist right? It ain’t that hard Bru

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Sunny_DeeLight I can think of several things I'd like to respond to you with.
      Every single one would get me banned.