The Bizarre Life of Johnny Appleseed

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2017
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @E4mj
    @E4mj 4 роки тому +2935

    "Ryan, would you ever f*** a ghost?" // "No!"
    ... later playing sims with Kelsey ...

  • @graciez1232
    @graciez1232 4 роки тому +4240

    5:36 Sara defending Jonny’s demonic traits as attractive was a pretty much reassurance for her demon bf, Shane

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 4 роки тому +57

      thatcrazygracie 123 well he was possessed last year

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 роки тому +50

      Sara defending Jonnys demoic traits attractive was a pretty much for her demon bf Shane

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 4 роки тому +16

      jinkies luna lol you gotta watch the ghost hunting show to get it

    • @sarahjohnsonj06
      @sarahjohnsonj06 4 роки тому +9

      Lol I just realized Shanes gf and I have the same name

    • @ryanjones_rheios
      @ryanjones_rheios 4 роки тому +22

      I'm not sure which is more shocking. That someone would date Shane or that she'd volunteer to show up on a show where Ryan was present. =P

  • @ratindividual
    @ratindividual 5 років тому +3840

    no one:
    still no one:
    Keith: h e w e a r s a s a c k

    • @wjjgtin5074
      @wjjgtin5074 4 роки тому +12

      Bad meme format

    • @tactic2569
      @tactic2569 3 роки тому +1

      @@wjjgtin5074 plus that soyboy dont deserve to be a meme

    • @wjjgtin5074
      @wjjgtin5074 3 роки тому

      @@tactic2569 who?

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 3 роки тому +1

      @@tactic2569 funfact: Soy doesn’t increase estrogen. It has no fucking effect on you

  • @venuss2002
    @venuss2002 3 роки тому +1558

    Man... Buzzfeed should not have ended this series... but hey, at least we have Puppet History!

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 роки тому +30

      agreed, the only problem i ever had with this show was the live re-enactors, Puppet History is great, in some ways better, but in some ways less involved, but we can't have everything i suppose.

    • @missladybob4208
      @missladybob4208 3 роки тому +5

      I love this show ,Too Bad they ended it ,so I Guess they Couldn't continue it on they're other Channel? I do love Puppet History

    • @groofay
      @groofay 2 роки тому +8

      Ruining History walked so Puppet History could run.

    • @luluacosta1528
      @luluacosta1528 2 роки тому +3

      Not anymore 😭

    • @JamieDancer
      @JamieDancer 25 днів тому +1

      Well, we used to.

  • @mariav3979
    @mariav3979 5 років тому +3792

    the article put original poetry at the same level as blowing up a town with dynamite im SOBBING

    • @fiteme7025
      @fiteme7025 5 років тому +108

      me in english when told to write poetry

    • @drawingsticks5333
      @drawingsticks5333 5 років тому +147

      I love the ORIGINAL bit. Like, if he was standing there doing Shakespeare that would have improved the situation.

    • @Earthan_Frost
      @Earthan_Frost 5 років тому +4

      SAME

    • @the_holographic_charazard3971
      @the_holographic_charazard3971 5 років тому +4

      I know right lol

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 років тому +73

      But I get it, like imagine this weird drunk guy blowing up a town and the surviving people are hurt and lost their families and are completely shocked and then the drunk guy who did this to them starts telling drunk-white-guy-sitting-in-his-own-vomit-poems he just came up with to them

  • @patrickchen5310
    @patrickchen5310 6 років тому +3405

    "Kelsey show us ur drawing"
    *shows*
    *Ryan- "ah I feel better"*

    • @bigthanos4184
      @bigthanos4184 5 років тому +14

      The shade, hoonnnneyy😂😂😭👌🏾

  • @tylerjeffery1930
    @tylerjeffery1930 4 роки тому +1270

    "Oh yeah I remember that. Remember he had a wolf?"
    "You were there?"

  • @michaelabbott5999
    @michaelabbott5999 3 роки тому +508

    I like how the new York Times basically said 'someone who drinks applejack will blow up the town and whats worse is he will tell you his original poetry'

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +23

      "Eden of inquity
      All the angels frick with me ..."
      "Please, just blow me up."

    • @auzpayeur8229
      @auzpayeur8229 2 місяці тому

      @@janeeyre1990I know this is two years later, but I gotta know if that’s an actual bad poem or if you’re very good at coming up with bad poetry

  • @izzyinman5772
    @izzyinman5772 6 років тому +5807

    I think ruining history should be a bigger series. It’s really entertaining

    • @sangmin79
      @sangmin79 6 років тому +64

      Izzy Inman ikr I actually learn more here than in school

    • @takeruhomura
      @takeruhomura 6 років тому +15

      Izzy Inman yeah, me too, and its educational!!

    • @themargotshow2218
      @themargotshow2218 6 років тому +4

      Yes! I whole Heartedly Agree!

    • @ChocoQueen24
      @ChocoQueen24 4 роки тому +59

      Now you can enjoy "Puppet History" on Watcher!! =)

    • @ChocoQueen24
      @ChocoQueen24 4 роки тому +29

      Now you can enjoy Puppet History on the Watcher Channel! :)

  • @merfenton426
    @merfenton426 6 років тому +2101

    Ryan: *collects hours upon hours of creepy facts to make your skin crawl*
    Shane: Oh I can do that! *explains childhood stores with classy music and gets distracted by Apple pun*

    • @itsaa2579
      @itsaa2579 6 років тому +58

      l i t e r a l l y

  • @okay9340
    @okay9340 4 роки тому +688

    can't believe i never realized how drunk they progressively get

    • @randomperson5792
      @randomperson5792 3 роки тому +11

      Maybe just a bit tipsy, not drunk :P

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +3

      It's like an onion. It's got layers.

  • @LazloVimes
    @LazloVimes 4 роки тому +1842

    Oh ya, she's definitely from Florida. Never heard of Johnny Appleseed, but she can teach you how to take a shot without it burning, 🤣😂🤣😂 Oh Florida, what would we be without you.

    • @elypizarro265
      @elypizarro265 4 роки тому +30

      Mowgli Hajduk Florida woman 😂

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 роки тому +10

      Oh ya, she definitely from Florida. Never heard of Jonny Appleseed, but she can teach you how to take a shot without it burning,oh Florida,

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 роки тому +2

      Mowgli Hajduk 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @kassidylandwehr2730
      @kassidylandwehr2730 4 роки тому +8

      We would be a whole lot better

    • @josephgallo5170
      @josephgallo5170 4 роки тому +12

      I went to public school in florida i know who he is

  • @vvenska
    @vvenska 6 років тому +2467

    Hearing Shane on the voiceover is really weird for some reason

    • @squidiki
      @squidiki 6 років тому +152

      venska His voice matches this series, versus Unsolved

    • @ginam3494
      @ginam3494 6 років тому +80

      Same! I’m so used to Ryan it’s weird

    • @benrao3297
      @benrao3297 6 років тому +69

      But a good weird

    • @graciedavison3594
      @graciedavison3594 6 років тому +16

      YASSSS so used to ryan

    • @pakoulor1941
      @pakoulor1941 6 років тому +7

      It’s a good weird

  • @diamondw1858
    @diamondw1858 6 років тому +1437

    Kelsey is me, "I don't know who this person is, I went to a public school in Florida." Sad, but definitely true

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 5 років тому +2

      I went to upstate ny public school. Not that mucb differet

    • @shaartvader4830
      @shaartvader4830 4 роки тому +2

      also a drunk who gets soused with her cats. go fig

    • @Polarcupcheck
      @Polarcupcheck 4 роки тому +1

      I went in Florida. We were taught about him in the 80's

    • @gracedell
      @gracedell 4 роки тому +2

      i only know who he is because of the song. florida public school sucks

    • @aleahc1379
      @aleahc1379 4 роки тому +1

      I went to school in florida in the 2010's.
      We did not learn about Johnny Appleseed. Lol.

  • @An4.r000bi3
    @An4.r000bi3 3 роки тому +385

    "CAUSE HE WAS DRUNK AND HUNGRY, AND PROBABLY WOULDNT STOP STABBING HIS FOOT"
    Why did I find that funny?

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 років тому +1801

    “Straight white man with a gun”
    Yeah, that’s pretty much American history until around the 1960’s.

    • @jaxonwilliams8679
      @jaxonwilliams8679 4 роки тому +60

      king of games and anime still is American history

    • @xors5372
      @xors5372 4 роки тому +19

      that's exactly why America is so great, gun-toting loving people

    • @ihavenoname404
      @ihavenoname404 4 роки тому +20

      I see why you're not king of having friends

    • @39yearsago28
      @39yearsago28 4 роки тому +2

      ihavenoname404 What???

    • @39yearsago28
      @39yearsago28 4 роки тому +2

      Xors I’m confused?

  • @granky_
    @granky_ 6 років тому +1055

    Ryan and Shane are the new Eugene that was put on the thumbnails as clickbait... I mean, it sure works cause I'm here

    • @kirajamison8910
      @kirajamison8910 6 років тому +1

      Fra Don't mess with beans ok

    • @saveusjay
      @saveusjay 6 років тому +6

      It aint click bait if their here

    • @Sasha-pt1ng
      @Sasha-pt1ng 6 років тому +1

      Fra Don't mess with beans tbh I won’t have clicked it if I didn’t see them in it

    • @DizzyedUpGirl
      @DizzyedUpGirl 6 років тому +1

      I probably wouldn't have watched this video if I hadn't seen Shyan in the thumbnail.

  • @katesch8585
    @katesch8585 6 років тому +933

    Saw Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail and I clicked faster then the speed of light

  • @Illbewhateveriwannado
    @Illbewhateveriwannado 4 роки тому +635

    0:17 just realized that was Sara’s drawing of Johnny Appleseed but animated. See 0:55 for her drawing reveal

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 роки тому +9

      Adam Fackelman 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @pantreshaloon
      @pantreshaloon 4 роки тому +14

      I HAVE REALIZED THAT JUST NOW AND I HAVE BEEN RE-WATCHING THIS A LOT

    • @kailey_marler
      @kailey_marler 3 роки тому +6

      I thought it looked familiar!

  • @noahviolaguard9781
    @noahviolaguard9781 5 років тому +553

    "I went to public school in Florida," is a good reason to not know anyone but Juan Ponce de Leon. He's the only historical figure who matters according to the Florida school system.

    • @Call_me_Magpie
      @Call_me_Magpie 2 роки тому

      LITERALLY ISTG

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 2 роки тому +3

      As an attendee of public school in Florida, I've never heard or read anything more accurate than this comment right here.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 2 роки тому +3

      I've never felt more seen tbh Florida is really bad at teaching kids history but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy all the trips to cool historical sites especially St.Augustine's fort

    • @lavalampluvr
      @lavalampluvr Рік тому

      same i had a teacher who was lowkey thirsty for him

  • @Kewpiiie
    @Kewpiiie 6 років тому +1793

    " sounds hot"
    "SOUNDS DEMONIC"
    *MAYBE DEMONS ARE HOT RYAN *

  • @Randomlego108
    @Randomlego108 6 років тому +790

    Putting just shane and Ryan to make me click ? Well played buzzfeed, well played

    • @thepoliticallyincorrectaus6360
      @thepoliticallyincorrectaus6360 6 років тому +4

      It should have been just them instead of those other cringy cunts.

    • @the_goat02
      @the_goat02 6 років тому +3

      What about Keith

    • @the_goat02
      @the_goat02 6 років тому

      super jackleg if he doesn't agree with them he'd probably get fired and he would probably want to keep his job

  • @charlottepomerantz8636
    @charlottepomerantz8636 5 років тому +490

    And god said unto him “don’t eat so much”

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 3 роки тому +14

      Some other interesting Ideas of Swedenborg’s:
      -People who died in loveless marriages could divorce in heaven and find new partners if they wanted
      -He was a staunch critic of the mainstream Protestant doctrine of Sola Fide, the idea that people get into heaven solely based on their faith in Jesus
      -He also denied that the three parts of the Holy Trinity (Father, Son, Holy Ghost) were separate from one another. So he kinda pissed off both Catholics and Protestants
      -He interpreted the book of Genesis as a metaphor for the rebirth/reincarnation of a human being six times.
      He was certainly...interesting

  • @benjaminrolland7031
    @benjaminrolland7031 4 роки тому +416

    Sara: “he sounds sexy”
    Also Sara: “I’m picturing John C. Reiley”

    • @hgcommons
      @hgcommons 4 роки тому +16

      Benjamin Rolland How is this contradictory?

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 4 роки тому +3

      H.G. Commons it’s not it just shows someone has bad taste

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +2

      @@Wildcard-Jack-47 , don't yuck someone else's yum

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому

      @@Wildcard-Jack-47 , which is to say, accept that attraction is subjective; not that you also have to be attracted to John C. Reiley

  • @agiuggio1
    @agiuggio1 6 років тому +4158

    shane is the only reason i watch this channel. between this and unsolved mysteries, hes killing it. ryan and shane should have their own channel

    • @patrickconnolly266
      @patrickconnolly266 6 років тому +19

      Yes!!!

    • @n1ck563
      @n1ck563 5 років тому +57

      Well now they do

    • @krievv
      @krievv 5 років тому +57

      They recently made their own channel for unsolved mysteries and are having that show on their now

    • @marioruiz3339
      @marioruiz3339 5 років тому +4

      BananaBus28 there*

    • @Robin-ih9jv
      @Robin-ih9jv 5 років тому +4

      they fucking should

  • @kashidean6874
    @kashidean6874 6 років тому +782

    "History shows us that no matter how not-advanced we are, we'll do whatever it takes to get fucked up." I want that on a shirt right fucking now

    • @BloodyFunHouse13
      @BloodyFunHouse13 6 років тому +4

      KashiDean I want that on a freaking coffee​ mug

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 6 років тому +1

      Zazzle, folks. You can put any words on basically anything.

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 6 років тому

      You can make it on redbubble

  • @hotstuff111222333
    @hotstuff111222333 5 років тому +447

    “THIS LAND IS MINE! HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!” hehehehe pun intended

  • @sararainey3186
    @sararainey3186 5 років тому +202

    “This is what we’re here to do. We’re here to say,” hey this is-
    It’s- “I am a little bit drunk.”

    • @imsimple379
      @imsimple379 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite part because they're all tipsy and Shane tried his best to make a point and just _couldn't._ 😂

  • @theboul4203
    @theboul4203 6 років тому +1037

    shane just seems like such a nice wholesome guy

    • @alexb3172
      @alexb3172 5 років тому +45

      theboul 420 also seems like the kinda lad u would share a pint or two with

    • @apples.thatisall1878
      @apples.thatisall1878 4 роки тому +73

      Remember, he’s a demon in disguise

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 роки тому +33

      If you think Shane's wholesome, you clearly hadn't watched the unsolved series at the time of your post ;-p

    • @masonvalentine2954
      @masonvalentine2954 4 роки тому +16

      Shane and Keanu Reeves. Best homie duo. No argument.

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 4 роки тому +6

      Apples. that is all That’s only a problem if you’re a coward

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 6 років тому +1209

    Damn...Sarah got some skills, that's a great drawing.

    • @S_S_Starship
      @S_S_Starship 5 років тому +2

      Love your profile pic

    • @haileyel1247
      @haileyel1247 4 роки тому +6

      She’s a professional drawer I think

    • @urtesireikaite9602
      @urtesireikaite9602 4 роки тому

      everestfalls check out her insta

    • @user-wp5pt7dd4z
      @user-wp5pt7dd4z 2 роки тому +4

      @@haileyel1247 ah yes. van gogh and picasso are my favourite cabinets

  • @avabradford4718
    @avabradford4718 3 роки тому +80

    everyone: gags at alcohol
    that one girl: that is smooth *continues to sip*

    • @makoloxko
      @makoloxko 3 роки тому +11

      Thats the Floridian

  • @sarahthompson4505
    @sarahthompson4505 5 років тому +612

    Strong whiskey called Applejack
    I am now wondering how they got the name for the my little pony

    • @johndavidtibbetts7320
      @johndavidtibbetts7320 4 роки тому +18

      it had to have been an in joke, there's no way they were referring to the fucking cereal
      if nothing else, this at least validates bronies tendency to depict AJ as a lush XD

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 роки тому +1

      Sarah Thompson 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @nathanromine3578
      @nathanromine3578 3 роки тому +1

      OMG you sir are a genius

  • @dreahdrew
    @dreahdrew 6 років тому +1266

    "I went to public school in Florida" I'm cryingggg

    • @SuperCoalBlox
      @SuperCoalBlox 6 років тому +1

      Dreah Morelos right lmao

    • @a_tamayo_3427
      @a_tamayo_3427 6 років тому +46

      Yeah
      I've learned how to avoid death in those schools more than I've learned anything else

    • @EmeraldKelsi
      @EmeraldKelsi 6 років тому +2

      i was just watching a gag reel of the good place (ua-cam.com/video/886A2ErYpQk/v-deo.html) and the florida bit came up so that was quite amusing

    • @SuperRebelKitty
      @SuperRebelKitty 6 років тому +9

      Same she is so funny 😂

    • @everythingmakesmecringe4348
      @everythingmakesmecringe4348 6 років тому +7

      I went to a public school in Florida too lol, so when she said that I was like.... WHAAAAT!!?

  • @emotionallyinvestful
    @emotionallyinvestful 6 років тому +850

    My aunt has a farm in Arkansas with an apple tree that was planted by Johnny Appleseed, it's marked by the state and everything. Pretty cool.

    • @danielcuevas5899
      @danielcuevas5899 6 років тому

      Helen Ann how big is it.

    • @emotionallyinvestful
      @emotionallyinvestful 6 років тому +7

      Daniel Cuevas It's been a good 10 years since I saw it so my memory is a bit faded but from what I can remember it wasn't super big, apple tree sized I guess? It was fall when I saw it so all the leaves were dropped and that made it look smaller than it probably was. They trimmed it when it needed it as well so it wouldn't be huge.

    • @alexbriscoe2879
      @alexbriscoe2879 6 років тому

      Helen Ann Do you know where in Arkansas? Just curious, I live in the state.

    • @emotionallyinvestful
      @emotionallyinvestful 6 років тому +3

      Police 159 Near Clinton.

    • @feliciaw4710
      @feliciaw4710 6 років тому +2

      That's awesome! Johnny sure did a lot of walking!

  • @isa-df5zz
    @isa-df5zz 5 років тому +90

    k: "how was he buried...?"
    s: "probably horizontally"
    k: "HAHAHHAHA thiS GUy."
    r: "that was good."
    sa: "nice one"
    sh: "YOU LIKED IT???"
    aaw cutee

  • @coraleesmells
    @coraleesmells 5 років тому +126

    what if he was just a pothead and didn’t actually wear a pot on his head

  • @Daaaanielle
    @Daaaanielle 6 років тому +925

    "was celibate"
    Did he really have a choice in the matter anyway?

    • @cecilia4947
      @cecilia4947 6 років тому +3

      Dani HAHAHAHA ikr

    • @royalewithcheese7
      @royalewithcheese7 6 років тому +13

      According to the women on tbe panel, he was pretty 🔥

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 5 років тому +16

      I'll bet he stank, too. Ewwwww.

    • @pesticide271
      @pesticide271 5 років тому +19

      he was a fuckin catch idk what youre talking about

    • @mokanazgul
      @mokanazgul 5 років тому +22

      Johnny Incelseed

  • @solojones1138
    @solojones1138 6 років тому +622

    I really wish Ruining History were a weekly show for BuzzFeed. One of the best series I've seen from you guys.

    • @HiaimKat
      @HiaimKat 6 років тому +1

      solojones1138 how about instead you just watch Adam ruins everything. Buzz feed just steals ideas from other people 24/7

    • @solojones1138
      @solojones1138 6 років тому +15

      Placebø Cømplex I appreciate the recommendation. I'll definitely watch that series. But as person who works in a creative field myself (TV), I will just say that everyone borrows from everyone. It's perfectly fine to be inspired by something and make your own thing with a spin on it. I really like that BuzzFeed has done their own history show, because as a history nerd I like that they can reach an audience who might not normally care as much.

    • @HiaimKat
      @HiaimKat 6 років тому

      solojones1138 I totally get needing inspiration and ideas. And I understand having to look at others work to find that. BUT, Buzz feed is known to completely rip off other smaller channels content. The episode where they get "taught by a witch" or whatever that witchcraft episode was, was completely stolen from a smaller channel. Who went to the same place months prior and filmed a video.
      Genuinely looking for inspiration and ideas to help expand your own art style is fine! Completely taking the idea and only tinkering it a small bit is plagerizim. It's theft. And that's what buzfeed is all about. Don't get me wrong. Their are a few videos I do like! But I do not support their "creativity", that's based on time crunches (on their hard working employees) and theft, one bit.

    • @HiaimKat
      @HiaimKat 6 років тому

      I get quite defensive over artistic theft. I've had it happen to me several times. And there's a major difference from needing inspiration and stealing.

    • @solojones1138
      @solojones1138 6 років тому +10

      Placebø Cømplex Fair enough, but this particular series is not that similar to the one you linked to. Cracked articles are actually more similar. But this format where they do a round table is in fact different from these other examples anyway. Personally I like seeing BuzzFeed dip into this type of content. I know people who've worked on their videos, so I do understand how they often operate. But to me Ruining History is more unique and high quality than some of their other stuff. So I'm just saying I'd like to see more stuff like this more often.

  • @NoThankUBeQuiet
    @NoThankUBeQuiet 3 роки тому +30

    I continue to feel that "And reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant" deserves more love.

  • @renmoore9592
    @renmoore9592 3 роки тому +62

    I live in Fort Wayne, the town he was buried in, and every fall we have a festival where all these amish-vibed ppl come sell their stuff! we have a baseball team called the tincaps, after his pot, and their mascot is johnny :)

    • @oliviahudson8840
      @oliviahudson8840 3 роки тому +2

      Bro I’m from Fort Wayne too! I had to help volunteer in the festival all the time...plus the tin caps are epic (at least cooler than the wizards were)

    • @Reallymeanbean
      @Reallymeanbean 3 роки тому

      What about the part where there’s a road called Harry Baals near the park.

    • @renmoore9592
      @renmoore9592 3 роки тому

      @@Reallymeanbean and baals fest every year 👍

    • @chrisbright90
      @chrisbright90 2 роки тому

      @@Reallymeanbean thats actually the road that the park where Johnny appleseed is buried

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому

      amish
      vibed
      ppl

  • @SwatiSingh-fi4ec
    @SwatiSingh-fi4ec 6 років тому +2579

    This video has all my favourite people from buzzfeed!

    • @hiilikecats1495
      @hiilikecats1495 6 років тому +2

      What is the meaning of life? ???? Yassssssssssss

    • @Joey_ott
      @Joey_ott 6 років тому +11

      Brendan Bradley what are you talking about its just a job... buzzfeeds not that bad jeez

    • @victoriamaya2988
      @victoriamaya2988 6 років тому

      I love this video

    • @raiwood77
      @raiwood77 6 років тому +6

      Just missing quinta

    • @mariaysuflor
      @mariaysuflor 6 років тому

      rai francisco Who?

  • @krunchvalley
    @krunchvalley 6 років тому +1267

    was i the only one who thought "..core values" was funny? as a *pun* ? just me? okay..

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 4 роки тому +58

    "Died of constipation of the bowels"
    HELP I CANT BREATHEEEEE

  • @seaofbees783
    @seaofbees783 4 роки тому +49

    “I went to public school in Florida I don’t know this man”
    I felt that

  • @nevaehdye8461
    @nevaehdye8461 6 років тому +1096

    He was buried in Fort Wayne. We have a festival for him every year and his grave is the one place that’s kinda cool lol.

    • @hannahstahl1857
      @hannahstahl1857 6 років тому +17

      Nevaeh Dye but only in Fort Wayne. No one else Indiana celebrates him 😂

    • @bleach457
      @bleach457 6 років тому

      Nevaeh Dye I think everyone knew that, i think atleast.

    • @misaelramirez5236
      @misaelramirez5236 6 років тому +5

      I live about 100 miles from Fort Wayne yeah trust me I know who Johnny Appleseed is

    • @bleach457
      @bleach457 6 років тому

      Misael Ramirez good

    • @platypusnoiz93
      @platypusnoiz93 6 років тому +13

      I like that people just leave apples on his grave. It's kind of littering, but it's a nice sentiment.

  • @CaptinLiz
    @CaptinLiz 6 років тому +397

    science has proved that I will click anything with ryan and shane's mugs on it,
    clickbait me buzzfeedblue

  • @brookebaez6603
    @brookebaez6603 4 роки тому +39

    Kelsey saying “I don’t know who this person is I went to public school in Florida” is the funniest thing to have ever been said

  • @redempteddeatheater2764
    @redempteddeatheater2764 5 років тому +69

    Didn’t know C.C. Tinsley did newcsasting -snarky grin-

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 6 років тому +221

    "What were his *CORE* values"

  • @ginamarsh7987
    @ginamarsh7987 6 років тому +1237

    Ruining History is pretty good!

    • @michaelaaron2415
      @michaelaaron2415 6 років тому +19

      Gina Marsh it would be great if this was a weekly thing

  • @alyssia4767
    @alyssia4767 4 роки тому +31

    when he said that heaven is split into 3 different sections my mind went straight to the good place, the bad place and the medium place. lol it's confirmed

    • @sarak3055
      @sarak3055 3 роки тому +1

      YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @gabbiphillips8514
    @gabbiphillips8514 3 роки тому +122

    The Girls: "if it was a woman...SHE 👏🏽 WOULD 👏🏽 BE 👏🏽 BURNED 👏🏽 AT 👏🏽 THE 👏🏽 STAKE👏🏽!!!"

  • @shayleen020
    @shayleen020 6 років тому +407

    Love how Kelsey was the only one to finish the drink 🥃😂

    • @drew651
      @drew651 4 роки тому +8

      13:54

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 2 місяці тому

      Yeah well less than two years after this video she quit drinking entirely because she felt she was too dependent on alcohol, so let’s keep things in perspective here.

  • @lunastreamfreesomebody4911
    @lunastreamfreesomebody4911 6 років тому +349

    We need more of this series please

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler 6 років тому +4

      Sunyoung Park yes but just shane and Ryan. The rest are cancerous buzzfeed

    • @fifibug952
      @fifibug952 6 років тому

      yes !!!! ive fallen in love with this series hahahaahah

  • @missacreates8989
    @missacreates8989 5 років тому +84

    Love listening to ruining history while I'm drawing. I'm an artist and it's nice finding things you can listen to without really having to watch

    • @emilybaker3703
      @emilybaker3703 4 роки тому +2

      Not an artist, but enjoy drawing/colouring to relax. So I agree :)

  • @raethomas108
    @raethomas108 5 років тому +76

    After watching so much unsolved it's weird to hear Shane narrating.

  • @leahseq
    @leahseq 6 років тому +3776

    I was not expecting this video today. I'm soooo glad it's up. It's a good distraction from finals.

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 6 років тому +30

      Leah S You have finals too? I am trying so hard not to have a mental breakdown.

    • @leahseq
      @leahseq 6 років тому +19

      Deborah V always trying to avoid a mental breakdown lol. Good luck! You got this!!!

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 6 років тому +6

      Leah S thanks! Good luck as well!

    • @charliz3322
      @charliz3322 6 років тому +5

      oml same. Finals are killing me.

    • @94cvalle
      @94cvalle 6 років тому +7

      Hey! me too! good luck to everyone!

  • @gorgeoustaehyung4413
    @gorgeoustaehyung4413 6 років тому +3960

    Why did they only put Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail lol

    • @gabrielarey4125
      @gabrielarey4125 6 років тому +526

      Click bait

    • @Suztvfan
      @Suztvfan 6 років тому +425

      Kind of click bait but also not really click bait. Since putting all of them on the thumbnail would make it way too cluttered.
      And you click faster when those two are in it, at least I do. But they are not falsely advertising their video, they both appear in the video.

    • @cammierose2849
      @cammierose2849 6 років тому +15

      Twilight Bright clickbait boi

    • @nadiahnazri5084
      @nadiahnazri5084 6 років тому +122

      It's called. Knowing who people like the most. Aka clickbait😂😂

    • @brobeansten7822
      @brobeansten7822 6 років тому +84

      You know why

  • @estrellacasias
    @estrellacasias 3 роки тому +12

    I love that Keith is the only sane one realizing he was a maniac

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 2 місяці тому

      No one: …
      Absolutely no one: …
      Keith: HE WEARS A SACK!!!!

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 4 роки тому +106

    I love Sara, she is so funny. I’m glad her and Shane are a couple.

  • @twenty9520
    @twenty9520 5 років тому +121

    "This is what we're here to do, y'know? We're here to say 'Hey this..."' *I'm a little bit drunk.*"
    -Shane Madej 2017

  • @MimaCTV
    @MimaCTV 6 років тому +379

    The "Mike Pence?" Had me rolling

  • @laylahernandez4382
    @laylahernandez4382 3 роки тому +7

    "idk who this is i went to public school in flordia"
    IM CRYING OMG
    1:05

  • @thaliagrace4047
    @thaliagrace4047 5 років тому +27

    *Ryan woohoo-ing in a bush flashbacks*

  • @TV-oj6jd
    @TV-oj6jd 6 років тому +627

    Put Shane and Ryan in the thumbnail and I click at like 10000000mph

  • @lrose1310
    @lrose1310 6 років тому +553

    Feel like Ryan should now be allowed to hijack the last few minutes of this show to tell some random anthropomorphic food themed story. I mean, you own him that much Shane.

    • @0bstinacy
      @0bstinacy 6 років тому +29

      for him it would have to be something to do with aliens lol

    • @christinaify
      @christinaify 6 років тому +26

      I feel like Ryan having to listen to the Hotdoga is Shane's revenge for having to listen to all Ryan's insane theories.

  • @RoggeRN4
    @RoggeRN4 5 років тому +17

    As someone who had a wolf as a pet (more like a babysitter): Yes, a wolf's trust and love is unquestionable.

  • @jongaulthero
    @jongaulthero 4 роки тому +12

    No matter how crippling my depression is on any given day, this never fails to bring a smile to my face and lift my spirits just a little.

  • @TheFranky49
    @TheFranky49 6 років тому +245

    I really like the host. He knows what he's doing; he handles it well; and he puts out quality content. It seems like all of his content is high quality. I respect someone like that.

    • @bethanypuleo
      @bethanypuleo 6 років тому +3

      Trevor Lassig Agreed! *nods head*

    • @loudashame
      @loudashame 6 років тому +1

      His content is quality because he has skilled and talented people working with him.

    • @0bstinacy
      @0bstinacy 6 років тому +19

      him and ryan lol they almost dont need buzzfeed they could do their shows on netflix or something its just too bad they sold their souls to buzzfeed lol owell as long as they are given 100% freedom and higher budget Im fine.

    • @rafatjipta6516
      @rafatjipta6516 6 років тому +1

      Also not scared of ghosts !

  • @anthara61
    @anthara61 6 років тому +33

    "You seem really transfixed on the sac" "HE WEARS A SACK"

  • @oliveholm9002
    @oliveholm9002 4 роки тому +67

    Just in case you wanted to know:
    HE DID WEAR THE POT

  • @rebeccarobicheau8404
    @rebeccarobicheau8404 4 роки тому +12

    kelsey was the only one who drained their cup and I'm wheezing

  • @sinkingswamp
    @sinkingswamp 6 років тому +182

    This series is too good for buzzfeed

  • @donnievu6554
    @donnievu6554 6 років тому +91

    I love the fact that God told a dude “Stop eating so much.”

  • @willlyon7129
    @willlyon7129 5 років тому +28

    They should do a video on the legends and facts behind King Arthur.

  • @leahwalker9151
    @leahwalker9151 4 роки тому +14

    I was like “I never learned about Johnny Appleseed.” And then I hear “I went to public school in Florida.” Same

  • @kei-uk2on
    @kei-uk2on 6 років тому +2149

    They are so sarcastic xD

    • @kirajamison8910
      @kirajamison8910 6 років тому +1

      Katk52 OK

    • @davidroesing
      @davidroesing 6 років тому +2

      That’s why it’s so good 😂

    • @kei-uk2on
      @kei-uk2on 6 років тому

      so true xD

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 6 років тому +2

      say this, and suddenly nearly one thousand people will click a thumbs-up button

    • @kei-uk2on
      @kei-uk2on 6 років тому

      Parrot Ox xD

  • @ArthuriamarieHelena
    @ArthuriamarieHelena 6 років тому +125

    Ruining history: Bullying Ryan Bergara

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 3 роки тому +6

    As a New Jersey native who makes his own Applejack, i now care significantly more about Johnny Appleseed

  • @petrarajewski5255
    @petrarajewski5255 5 років тому +7

    13:42 I just love how proud Shane is of his horizontal joke

  • @syd_has_signed_in
    @syd_has_signed_in 6 років тому +164

    *15 minutes of people ganging up on Ryan😂

  • @sal0n33
    @sal0n33 6 років тому +1258

    *Look at my tiny trees*
    *"Ugh fine."*
    AHAHAHAH WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

    • @cadothree
      @cadothree 6 років тому +10

      5SecøndsØfTwentyØneCrybabies!AtTheDiscø can I just say
      damn hiatus

    • @SuperPooped
      @SuperPooped 6 років тому +2

      Lol me too

    • @gaiaxymoons6801
      @gaiaxymoons6801 6 років тому +2

      5SecøndsØfTwentyØneCrybabies!AtTheDiscø THE USERNAME I LOVE

    • @aria705
      @aria705 6 років тому +7

      ur username makes me cringe and I know you're gonna regret that one. but the hiatus is hitting me hard man

    • @mapuiafanai5615
      @mapuiafanai5615 6 років тому

      Your user name fucking sucks

  • @laurensorensen4617
    @laurensorensen4617 4 роки тому +6

    Ryan said he would never have sex with a ghost but he did in the sims. We will never forget mimsy

  • @iridescentaurora268
    @iridescentaurora268 6 років тому +95

    To add to this history lesson; Johnny-boy's final resting place is located in Fort Wayne Indiana, and his grave still stands today. That's the whole reason why we have our annual Johnny Appleseed festival!

  • @worlddictionary9954
    @worlddictionary9954 6 років тому +242

    shane has a beautiful, beautiful voice

  • @ChibiTenshi1441
    @ChibiTenshi1441 5 років тому +7

    "You know that history has shown us no matter how not-advanced the technology was, we will do whatever it takes to get fucked up." --Ryan Steven Bergara, 2017 (3:25)

  • @shaeb2288
    @shaeb2288 4 роки тому +4

    Keith @ 12:54 is such a meme I cry every time

  • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
    @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 6 років тому +1020

    *(wheeze)*

    • @starryoatmilk
      @starryoatmilk 6 років тому

      Olivia Pixie I was the 420th comment 👀

  • @loserville5569
    @loserville5569 6 років тому +667

    HE DRESSED LIKE DOBBY!!!!!!!

    • @apollo3409
      @apollo3409 6 років тому +31

      Alivia Rennia GIVE THAT MAN A SOCK

    • @fiaflora9585
      @fiaflora9585 6 років тому +5

      😮 You’re right!

    • @millionpesos7619
      @millionpesos7619 6 років тому +15

      he roams around so much because he was finally free!

    • @ava_marie_v
      @ava_marie_v 5 років тому +9

      Alivia Rennia Master has given Johnny a sock! Johnny is freeeeeeeee!

    • @trevorwelham4040
      @trevorwelham4040 5 років тому +2

      Alivia Rennia RIP DOBBY

  • @LittleDogTobi
    @LittleDogTobi 5 років тому +7

    "I don't know who this person is; I went to public school in Florida." I know that feel

  • @lavvnmovver
    @lavvnmovver 4 роки тому +9

    Right when Shane was about to read the description an ad popped up for some sort of anti-depressant.

  • @peaasheepeaashe8250
    @peaasheepeaashe8250 5 років тому +150

    I have a story of a distant cousin who was a great grandmother she never wore shoes NEVER not even when she was older she walked the dirt roads for miles in middle of butt nowhere louisiana one day she walked the road she always had this native brown old woman is leaving church to go home she tripped a little and when they asked 'what happened' she just said she stepped on something turns out she stepped on an iron nail but when they checked her foot there was nothing and the nail was almost crumpled her calused foot was unaffected thus she is the iron foot grandma and will forever be a badass in my book

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 3 роки тому +7

      That's a folk tale waiting to be penned!

    • @toodeadtowatch
      @toodeadtowatch 2 роки тому +4

      Iron foot grandma is my new band name

  • @peruchea
    @peruchea 6 років тому +101

    “I don’t know who this person is, I went to public school in Florida” fuckin saaaaame Kelsey! 😂

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 6 років тому

      Aimee P Right I'm saying!!! Same here.

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 3 роки тому +5

    "I went to public school in Florida, I don't know who this man is...." I wheezed 🤣

  • @IndrasChildDeepAsleep
    @IndrasChildDeepAsleep 2 роки тому +8

    My mom had a black wolf named Sagan growing up, no vet could say what kind of dog breed he was but eventually we found out that he was a wolf. Bit me in the stomach when I was a baby. He didn't bite hard; it was a warning because he felt I was taking over my mom's attention from him. He didn't really draw too much blood. Still remember it.

    • @jacobpickens2283
      @jacobpickens2283 2 роки тому +4

      Hope you didn't have to put him down also the hell she get a black wolf and how could no vet tel that it was a freaking wolf

    • @IndrasChildDeepAsleep
      @IndrasChildDeepAsleep 2 роки тому +2

      @@jacobpickens2283 All the vets thought he was just a regular run of the mill dog, and so they went off of that. They always just said; "That's one weird dog,"
      She got him when her first husband went to the pound; he stuck his hand in every cage and the first one that bit him was Sagan. He wanted the dog to protect her, is what she says
      He ran away after biting me; my dad flipped out and attacked him, looked into his eyes and he just left. We found his body not far from the house. It was gruesome. A mountain lion had killed him. We accidentally walked into the scene and scared it off when it was eating. It's tracks were everywhere in the mud

    • @IndrasChildDeepAsleep
      @IndrasChildDeepAsleep 2 роки тому +4

      @@jacobpickens2283 We found out he was a wolf watching an episode of Sons of Tuscon lol. The one where he found a wolf and thought it was a dog, but found out later that it wasn't by watching a nature documentary. The whole time, my mom was like, "Oh wow that really looks like Sagan," and when we saw that scene she just said it made a lot of sense. Wolves only imprint on one human usually, and don't take it well when others enter the picture.
      We googled it and there were just so many pictures of wolves that look like him.

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ 10 місяців тому +1

      @@IndrasChildDeepAsleep that took a dark turn ...

    • @IndrasChildDeepAsleep
      @IndrasChildDeepAsleep 10 місяців тому

      @@tabora_ yeah lol
      I don't have many stories that don't for some reason

  • @valeriesanchez6165
    @valeriesanchez6165 6 років тому +116

    I feel I'm the only one who appreciated when Shane complimented Sara on her drawing. I thought it was cute.

    • @dixiewhite2698
      @dixiewhite2698 6 років тому +4

      Are they still dating?

    • @flatboyman3788
      @flatboyman3788 6 років тому +2

      Valerie Sanchez They're the perfect couple. ❤️

    • @sanityspire
      @sanityspire 6 років тому

      They’re dating too right

  • @kaurleen6255
    @kaurleen6255 6 років тому +784

    sara defending her boyfriend is the cutset thing ever omg

    • @Madeeha_shinkoko
      @Madeeha_shinkoko 6 років тому +3

      butera's moonlight when tho? 😊Just wanna know

    • @kaurleen6255
      @kaurleen6255 6 років тому +34

      she does it throughout the episode, for example 6:41

    • @jayipyip
      @jayipyip 6 років тому +2

      butera's moonlight c

    • @mahiyerrrrrrr
      @mahiyerrrrrrr 6 років тому +1

      butera's moonlight f

    • @savmmmaacc6395
      @savmmmaacc6395 6 років тому +24

      _wait who is sara's boyfriend_

  • @moonlight1393
    @moonlight1393 4 роки тому +2

    Two things::
    1. Johnny Appleseed was a huge deal for elementary schools here in Washington state. Don't know why but he is. And I was one of the many students who fought tooth and nail to play Johnny Appleseed in the school play. TLDR, I didn't get the role, and I wound up playing his disapproving school teacher in the play.
    2. I didn't know that Applejack from MLP was named after booze!! That's fucking hilarious to me! XD

  • @reagandehn3849
    @reagandehn3849 4 роки тому +5

    12:20 cut to BuzzFeed Unsolved plays sims 4

  • @Ssallyyyy710
    @Ssallyyyy710 6 років тому +51

    The only reason I’m watching is for Shane and Ryan lmao