Hilariously Cringe Dating Show ft. The Most Christian Incel | Reacting to The Cut

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  • @Sneaker3719
    @Sneaker3719 Рік тому +1606

    In a weird way, the Christian dude was like a dragon that the ladies had to eliminate before they could greet their loving prince.

    • @tylerandrews55
      @tylerandrews55 Рік тому +168

      Don't insult dragons

    • @MrRizeAG
      @MrRizeAG Рік тому +37

      Well, it is entertainment. There's a reason these channels tend to cast the most distinct people they can find.

    • @CRSB00
      @CRSB00 Рік тому +12

      if I'm not mistaken, all of them were Christian
      never mind I remember that one woman who said "actually I'm atheist" or something like that when she was beeped out.

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn Рік тому +16

      Don't say it like that, he'll think he's cool

    • @Infamousblackbird
      @Infamousblackbird Рік тому

      yeah he was twat blocking lol

  • @varun009
    @varun009 Рік тому +1079

    This is so obviously a defense mechanism. He knows that they can't critisize him if he rejects then first. Pathetic.

    • @Cullinyan
      @Cullinyan Рік тому +37

      If he hits it first, he gets to stick around and chat to more ladies and maybe find his christian tradwife

    • @boringstuff1542
      @boringstuff1542 Рік тому +25

      @@Cullinyan That ain't going to happen.

    • @varun009
      @varun009 Рік тому +19

      @@azlanadil3646 highly unlikely. Trolls lean into it a bit more obviously

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j Рік тому +3

      @@boringstuff1542 he probably thinks it's more likely than a normal person not finding him unbearable.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Рік тому

      ​@@Cullinyan On _this_ dating show? Never gonna happen lol
      But I appreciate your optimism :D

  • @bean8672
    @bean8672 Рік тому +1156

    So your a christian? Name every jesus

    • @flaminggarbage8241
      @flaminggarbage8241 Рік тому +78

      There is only one Jesus amen 🙏 and his name is vowch

    • @ChrisLeeW00
      @ChrisLeeW00 Рік тому +118

      Black Jesus, Korean Jesus, Obi Wan Kenobi, GOPsus, Historically Accurate, and Your Own Personal.

    • @randommacguffin1948
      @randommacguffin1948 Рік тому +56

      ​@@ChrisLeeW00 You forgot penguinz0

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому +44

      ​@@randommacguffin1948 And Keanu Reeves

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Рік тому +21

      ​@@ChrisLeeW00 supply side Jesus

  • @user-up1op3kz9q
    @user-up1op3kz9q Рік тому +389

    This guy gives off insane “got straight C’s in school but always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room” vibes

    • @unshavenpanda2558
      @unshavenpanda2558 Рік тому +25

      “Einstein failed school you know”

    • @peopleofearth6250
      @peopleofearth6250 Рік тому +3

      No he didn't. That's actually a myth.

    • @mesoseven1633
      @mesoseven1633 Місяць тому +9

      @@peopleofearth6250 which is why it's in quotes lmao

    • @Sam-cy2mv
      @Sam-cy2mv 15 днів тому

      Lol he even admitted that he's not "adept" at reading

    • @hyperz_vv990
      @hyperz_vv990 8 днів тому

      He is Dunning

  • @presidenttogekiss635
    @presidenttogekiss635 Рік тому +443

    I love that he was rejected by the first christian girl lol.

    • @notMattGarska
      @notMattGarska Рік тому +75

      I love to think she isn't religious at all, but tried to honey pot him, so he'd drop his guard and she'd be able to kick him out.

    • @simplicitylost
      @simplicitylost Рік тому +10

      @@notMattGarska The girl whose name is Irish? Oh I _totally_ think she was baiting him. If I had been the girl before her, I woulda been like “good luck, girl” on my way out.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX Рік тому +7

      ​@@simplicitylostnah not Irish, they're talking about the blonde lady who eventually liked the Asian guy.

    • @tyrannotitanentertainment7579
      @tyrannotitanentertainment7579 Рік тому +1

      @@notMattGarskaclever girl

    • @kstar1489
      @kstar1489 Рік тому +8

      No I think she’s Christian, just more casually while he was full on intense judgmental type

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Рік тому +703

    I think unless you're insanely insecure and petty they won't let you in this show

    • @LoneWulf278
      @LoneWulf278 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @justin-md4xm
      @justin-md4xm Рік тому +4

      That's just people

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Рік тому +8

      Are there ever any ugly people???

    • @Morbing_Time
      @Morbing_Time Рік тому +9

      I mean the furry they had that one time was pretty sweet

    • @RevolutionaryGuitar
      @RevolutionaryGuitar Рік тому +12

      @@tomisaacson2762 I don’t know, I think that Christian speed button presser guy was pretty ugly. He definitely wasn’t good looking by any metric.

  • @gostchiken
    @gostchiken Рік тому +481

    This dude absolutely has furniture made of women's skin in his basement.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому +2

      LMAO

    • @niceguy2527
      @niceguy2527 Рік тому +7

      Because he knows what he wants?

    • @Kaeresh
      @Kaeresh Рік тому +7

      Weirdly, this describes exactly the vibe I get from him... I couldn't even finish the whole vid.

    • @johnmilius3031
      @johnmilius3031 Рік тому

      @@niceguy2527 They judge him by his looks. Very shallow people.

    • @hyperboliccancers3269
      @hyperboliccancers3269 Рік тому +2

      What right man would have it any other way?

  • @dayvena8191
    @dayvena8191 Рік тому +470

    That dude is 100 percent a whatifalthist Stan

    • @NotUp2Much
      @NotUp2Much Рік тому +38

      this guy is probably his brother

    • @thatsbougie
      @thatsbougie Рік тому +18

      he has strong feelings about what he calls "degeneracy" I bet

    • @gerbilpmc
      @gerbilpmc Рік тому +1

      why are you picking on him

    • @HBC200
      @HBC200 2 місяці тому

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

  • @LeylaKaratas
    @LeylaKaratas Рік тому +553

    the most reddit atheist-like christian i've ever seen

    • @sycration
      @sycration Рік тому +7

      Bizarro world

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому +3

      True

    • @adenjones1802
      @adenjones1802 Рік тому +32

      This man lives off of the euphoria of his own intelligence or however the quote goes

    • @BleedForTheWorld
      @BleedForTheWorld Рік тому

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in God’s existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • @rainbowkrampus
      @rainbowkrampus Рік тому +41

      "M'God."

  • @hoenheim94
    @hoenheim94 Рік тому +317

    Lol they caught him monologuing, those sly dogs

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Рік тому +472

    Holy shit this dude has been training on how to hit that button as fast as possible. Where did they find this guy? I bet he knew that every girl would try to button him out so he made sure he got fast enough to get them out first.

    • @madaemon
      @madaemon Рік тому +63

      100% "I buzzed so many hot Stacys. They were totally into me, but I have higher standards."

    • @radio2fort410
      @radio2fort410 Рік тому +18

      oh yeah, that's impressive he was waiting for it lol. It was surprising, like, he was watching them the entire time, 100% tensed for it.

    • @endr0891
      @endr0891 27 днів тому +1

      You can see it even based on how it hands are crossed in the optimal position to hit the button as fast as possinr

  • @rishabhanand4973
    @rishabhanand4973 Рік тому +169

    2:29 she said "i barely even hug my mom" which he then replied "i take it physical touch is not your love language". He didn't say that in response to her saying no to the smelling the arm pits thing

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube Рік тому +29

      Women not letting them smell their armpits is an affront to god tho tbf

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah Рік тому +268

    "I feel like these videos are designed to make single people despair". It's so true. So much content about dating is super over dramatized, unrealistic and doomer-y. that last couple was adorable, though. The guy seemed particularly nice. I'd totally go on a date with someone like that.

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Рік тому +21

      It's really designed to make people looking for a relationship despair.

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube Рік тому +5

      But what's the goal? I really don't get it.

    • @masterplusmargarita
      @masterplusmargarita Рік тому +7

      ​@@joey_youtube It's online content. The end goal is always to get more clicks. Stuff that instills strong emotions in you, even if they're negative, is more likely to get you to come back, that's just how humans go.

    • @nahuel3433
      @nahuel3433 Рік тому +1

      Eh IDK. To me it's backwards. I look at those people and go
      "Oh thank god I'm not such a lolcow like these motherfuckers. There is hope yet for me!"

    • @kstar1489
      @kstar1489 Рік тому +2

      Yeah he seemed nice I agree, I would too. Quite handsome as well

  • @unclebobboomergames
    @unclebobboomergames Рік тому +94

    "Never been invited to parties" in human form

  • @TheVaryox
    @TheVaryox Рік тому +78

    I really wish she would have just told him that his idea of flirting is more of an aggressive interrogation and intense probing than anything resembling a pleasant conversation.

  • @beezerk4509
    @beezerk4509 Рік тому +106

    It's weird as fuck that his entire demeanor changed when speaking to the apparently non-mixed race Asian woman. He was miles nicer to her at the convo opening than any of the others.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX Рік тому +38

      But as soon as she showed some kind of ignorance of Christian theology, you can see a clear shift in his attitude towards his usual condescension, and proceeded to demonstrate his own ignorance and lack of knowledge on Christian theology and theology in general; no elaboration on how the Trinity actually works in most denominations, and mentions Muhammad but doesn't say a thing about how Jesus is one of the most important lsIamic prophets of lsIam along with Muhammad, Moses, Abraham, Noah etc.

    • @moralkombat66
      @moralkombat66 Рік тому +2

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv Рік тому +14

      Gurentee dude works off 4chsn stereotyping.

    • @shaunsmith9013
      @shaunsmith9013 14 днів тому

      Weird but predictable

  • @henryramos3416
    @henryramos3416 Рік тому +69

    Dude tries his hardest to push the button first so he doesnt get rejected. This is S tier grandmaster levels of cope

  • @Allison_Hart
    @Allison_Hart Рік тому +77

    i agree, don't go up to a woman saying "you have beautiful eyes" etc. i think Michael did great because, well a) it's a dating show and b) he complimented something innocuous like her nails to start, which is a better compliment because you're also complimenting the person's fashion/taste which is something they have control over. (and complimenting their ability to do their nails, if they did it themselves.) then you can escalate to strictly-physical-appearance compliments later. but i think, early on, lead with compliments that are nicer towards someone's accomplishments or style. that's my personal opinion/advice anyway, feel free to disagree!

    • @painunending4610
      @painunending4610 Рік тому +1

      I'd rather be complimented on something physical. To use your example being complimented on my nails would be nice but the thing is anyone can paint nails.
      If someone complimented me on my eyes for example I'd like it more because my eyes are unique to me

  • @leosklein2573
    @leosklein2573 Рік тому +108

    I like to think the producers are like "This idiot is so fucking cringe. We HAVE to get him on the show."

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord 11 днів тому

      Every dating show needs to have one unfuckable loser to make the other guys seems better.

  • @Zagafur
    @Zagafur Рік тому +189

    honestly this show tends to get the most judgemental people that hit the button the secpnd they see ANY imperfection

    • @Morbing_Time
      @Morbing_Time Рік тому +3

      Thats the point of this show lmao

    • @TheVaryox
      @TheVaryox Рік тому +2

      That's just what the rules incentivise. The first chance is after just 5 seconds or something and if you aren't the first to press the button, you're out - smashing it the first chance you get is the only logical conclusion if you want to get ahead, is it not? The other option is to bet on the other person not pressing it, but they most likely will, because of the aforementioned logic.

    • @gaphic
      @gaphic Рік тому +1

      Most people are actually like that, it’s just that USUALLY this hasty rejection stage doesn’t happen IRL in a setting where bailing out is explicitly ok. Have you ever watched someone swipe through a dating app? There is absolutely no flaw too small lol

  • @roozbehdehgahi937
    @roozbehdehgahi937 Рік тому +104

    Is it just me or does Austin's body language read like he is just waiting to press the button from the get go?

    • @ccch3488
      @ccch3488 Рік тому +51

      His body language reads like Jeffrey Dahmer passing on people he doesn't wanna kill

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn Рік тому +1

      Oh yeah

    • @annablabka8653
      @annablabka8653 Рік тому +5

      He knows that every woman would push that button

  • @LB-uo7xy
    @LB-uo7xy 15 днів тому +6

    The Christian guy is basically if the Checkmate atheist meme was a person.😂

  • @thomas-wr1fj
    @thomas-wr1fj Рік тому +192

    it didn't hit me that not everyone is a The Button connoisseur. I have watched so many people watch it that I was confused by vaush's lack of button knowledge

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Рік тому +1

      Is The Button Voice always trying to stir shit?

    • @thomas-wr1fj
      @thomas-wr1fj Рік тому +31

      @@JackgarPrime yes it loves to ask the absolute worst questions. I think it's a demon, just my theory though

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 Рік тому +4

      it almost seems like a horror movie premise

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Рік тому +1

      Rightt I was like uh wtf is he talking about 😛

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube Рік тому +6

      ​@@thomas-wr1fj get better hobbies for the love of god

  • @bunklypeppz
    @bunklypeppz Рік тому +34

    Too bad Vaush didn't notice that the Christian guy seemed to randomly get a makeover right before the date with the redhead girl. I thought that was a pretty random and funny detail.

  • @samuelbarber5097
    @samuelbarber5097 Рік тому +43

    20:35 most of the hyper devout old people don't question their own faith because they've put so much time into it that they can't imagine not believing anymore and are afraid of if they are wrong.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому +2

      That's a good way of putting it

    • @chunguschungus
      @chunguschungus Рік тому +1

      In anything, including religion, the most dogmatic people who can't question their position or get very agitated and try to shut you down the moment you do are that way because they're insecure over it. They fear losing their position and have a lot of doubts or little genuine reasoning for it so they filter any alternate possibilities out, refusing to think or argue about it, often just restating it with more anger and condemnation when forced to. In a way it makes them come off as more confident or even certain because their cope refusal to consider the ways they could be wrong almost becomes an invincible and aggressive confidence, always seeking validation and attacking any other view without truly addressing them. It's hard to change their mind because they dismiss anything that could, their insecurity and genuine uncertainty but need of maintaining the belief has them believe it axiomatically.

  • @matthewsanchez7953
    @matthewsanchez7953 Рік тому +77

    "Sorry, it just felt a little bit like you would force me into breeding and scullery work..."

  • @TheBigJConYouTube
    @TheBigJConYouTube Рік тому +62

    Any Christian layperson (with very rare exception) whi claims to “study theology” is at best grossly exaggerating and at worst a flat lie. I was the guy in my church that actually started to study theology and it made me an atheist lol

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 Рік тому +13

      I have studied theology and ancient near eastern context. And boy. It didn’t take away my faith. But it did make me realize many modern practitioners of the faith don’t know a lot about their holy book, and also religions are all just the same candy in a different wrapper. Everything is complex and no one know what is truly going on. So why we fighting?

    • @TheBigJConYouTube
      @TheBigJConYouTube Рік тому

      @@viridianacortes9642 aside from the fact I think religion is brain poison, I don't like antiempyrical means being used to justify legislation and crimes.

    • @martinklouda3715
      @martinklouda3715 3 місяці тому

      Based

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 13 днів тому

      You contradicted yourself in two sentences. Weren't you a Christian layperson who studied theology?

    • @neferiusnexus
      @neferiusnexus 12 днів тому

      Based. Me too but it was the mandatory religion classes growing up for me.

  • @kristennnnn9038
    @kristennnnn9038 Рік тому +43

    That guy gives off the vibe of being like matt walsh's little brother or somthing

  • @TheBigfeet83
    @TheBigfeet83 Рік тому +64

    The "nice clavicle" comment and laugh got me. I laughed out loud so hard I got tears.

    • @devoid5637
      @devoid5637 Рік тому +1

      It was sure a nice one, that also got me by surprise!

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 Рік тому +1

      "The slow hand touches the button"
      Got me good lol

    • @devoid5637
      @devoid5637 Рік тому +1

      @@IMelkor42 Yeah! Actually that whole segment was hilarious...

  • @ChrisLeeW00
    @ChrisLeeW00 Рік тому +79

    If Reddit was a person lol

    • @OatmealGrillBlazer
      @OatmealGrillBlazer Рік тому +14

      nah, it's more like if 4chan was a person, Reddit is more of an atheist.

  • @TheRealZanryu
    @TheRealZanryu Рік тому +32

    He's definitely an evangelical.

  • @Teratoma..
    @Teratoma.. Рік тому +22

    The dude smashing the button mid-sentence just to make sure the girl couldn't hit it first was hilarious

  • @will_from_pa
    @will_from_pa Рік тому +92

    The Christian guy uploaded his own video reviewing his "performance". I am begging Vaush to watch it on stream
    Edit: His channel is “What I Perceive Productions” and the video is titled: Christian Dominates Cut’s “The Button”

  • @rainbowkrampus
    @rainbowkrampus Рік тому +48

    I feel like someone told her the dude was being a weirdo and that he was christian, or maybe she overheard him, and so she went in with the goal of taking him down.
    The way she went for the button from below the table, so as to conceal her movement, it's like she was already planning how to get him before she even sat down.
    I'll admit though, dude was cringier than I could have imagined. Had me rolling.

    • @SS-xr7jf
      @SS-xr7jf Рік тому

      That’s a possibility. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some of these where, if to many in a row of the girls get rejected quickly, they catch on that the guy is a picky, judgmental and/or shallow turd that they need to get by for any of them to have a date. This guy was insufferable enough that she might have been being perfectly genuine in words while her distaste is masked via socialization to be polite and feign interest.

  • @agentblackfyre5922
    @agentblackfyre5922 Рік тому +11

    The fact that this was 20% me in 7th grade makes me glad I didn't ask my crush out

  • @lovaloo763
    @lovaloo763 Рік тому +35

    I think his second Christian gatekeeping question was about confirming that she's a trinitarian and he just worded it poorly (?)

    • @kevinandorsusie
      @kevinandorsusie Рік тому +15

      I forget if Vaush or another comment pointed out, that he could've streamlined the whole process by just straight up asking their denomination if they have one. Makes me wonder if he even has one himself or actually knows much about the religion he follows or if he just likes to lord it over ppl.
      Like he acted chuffed when that one girl asked him to elaborate on his interest in theology, as if it should've been obvious he specifically meant christian Theology. But theology is just the study of religion not necessarily the abrahamic faiths. It was perfectly reasonable for her to ask.

    • @lovaloo763
      @lovaloo763 Рік тому +14

      @@kevinandorsusie A substantial amount of Christians will tell you they are a "non-denominational Christian" which usually means "I'm a protestant who may or may not attend a Baptist church, but I don't study the bible and I don't really care about Christian theology". He might have been trying to gauge something specific, but I think he was just being domineering. Most Christians I've met don't study other sects of Christianity, much less other religions.
      I think he was condescending with everyone until the ginger-haired girl said she was a Christian too. What a great payoff. 🤣

    • @kevinandorsusie
      @kevinandorsusie Рік тому +13

      @@lovaloo763 her slow reach for the button while he was too distracted trying to sound smart was the cherry on top

    • @joegibbskins
      @joegibbskins Рік тому +4

      @@kevinandorsusie yeah he likes “theology” but he also doesn’t read books. He likes these sort of surface level internet arguments about Christianity, but I don’t think he would have a good idea of what it would mean if she said “I grew up Presbyterian”. He has big trad cath energy, but those weirdos are prepared to talk at length about Aquinas or Augustine or the magisterium of the church or whatever.

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 9 місяців тому

      My Christian family are COGIC. What's the taxonomy of that? I don't want to ask, I've never heard the distinctions so I assume it would turn into a problem.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Рік тому +81

    Gee how stupid was I, chatting with my GF long distance for months (she's from Japan) to develop a relationship slowly until we eventually got married.
    If only I sped through it with a questionnaire!

    • @jshowao
      @jshowao 15 днів тому

      I'm surprised something like that even worked.

  • @agentzapdos4960
    @agentzapdos4960 Рік тому +20

    8:35 There's the Jesus I work with doing landscaping. He's a wizard with the hedge trimmers.

  • @phrygianphreak4428
    @phrygianphreak4428 Рік тому +10

    Home boy straight up pulled the “but are you a REAL gamer” card 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EatHoneyBeeHappy
    @EatHoneyBeeHappy Рік тому +7

    That third girl was totally interested in learning more about Jesus Christ and the dude just immediately booted her, like wtf he clearly doesn't give a shit about saving souls for Jesus and spreading Christianity. She probably read more of the Bible than he has.

  • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
    @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug Рік тому +16

    I didn't know WhatifAltHist had a brother.

  • @lighningfingers
    @lighningfingers Рік тому +35

    We need more Vaush “the button” reacts

  • @jilliansmaniotto2326
    @jilliansmaniotto2326 Рік тому +24

    9:01 the pure joy at that guy getting bounced 😂😂😂

  • @someotherwag
    @someotherwag Рік тому +5

    When people say "Southern Baptist," they often mean the Southern Baptist Convention. There are Baptists who are Southern like Martin Luther King, but there's a group called the Southern Baptist Convention that started with the Baptist churches that were pro-slavery. MLK was not part of the Southern Baptist Convention.

    • @ALittleBitOfGay
      @ALittleBitOfGay 4 місяці тому

      Yeah there are Baptists in the south who are alright, but the SBC has a very high percentage of Hitler particles

  • @LilSenwolf
    @LilSenwolf Рік тому +7

    Rumor has it he's calling that girl judas to this day

  • @theleasthigh
    @theleasthigh Рік тому +5

    That man wont date someone unless they also believe a jew should be put on a cross.
    Yikes!!!😬

  • @Ingu.z
    @Ingu.z Рік тому +11

    "Nice guys finish last" got a whole new meaning here

  • @DodgeDart
    @DodgeDart Рік тому +2

    The Rizzler in the polo stole our Virgin Kings red haired prize.

  • @tequilasunset8628
    @tequilasunset8628 Рік тому +30

    this show seems cringe overall but i'm rooting for the last two

  • @guineppe3405
    @guineppe3405 Рік тому +3

    After watching Cody ko react to every episode of the button, seeing someone watch this show for the first time is wild. VAUSH DOESNT KNOW THE LORE!!!

  • @Jx493
    @Jx493 6 місяців тому +3

    This is just how The Button is played. Everyone who goes on this show wants to become an influencer and tries to press the button first to get more air time. The whole point is to get exposure.

  • @nanchoparty
    @nanchoparty Рік тому +7

    That last woman looks like Sophie Turner. No joke, she looks like Sansa Stark if she never had any baggage.

  • @Midnight_Freefall
    @Midnight_Freefall Рік тому +2

    The entire premise for this "dating show" is ridiculous

    • @DodgeDart
      @DodgeDart Рік тому

      It’s really stupid. I just applied. If I make it on I wouldn’t take the actual game seriously.

    • @DodgeDart
      @DodgeDart Рік тому

      @Logan_Star_69 how? Can i not think that the show is dumb while still wanting to be featured on it?

    • @DodgeDart
      @DodgeDart Рік тому +1

      @Logan_Star_69 First it’s not hypocritical on my end.
      Second, I never said, “I want it to cease existing.” I just said it is stupid.
      It’s okay to like/acknowledge stupid things (like entertainment) and still support its existence. It’s like when someone says, “it’s so bad it’s good”, or when someone says, “this is my guiltily pleasure.” I acknowledge that the product has flaws and is silly in a dumb way- but if given the opportunity I would participate in some dumb fun where I get to attempt to juke people at pressing a button. While still being fully aware to not actually expect a relationship/date out of it.

  • @zotaninoron3548
    @zotaninoron3548 Рік тому +16

    Um, actually... that's crane style windmill strike. *Pushes glasses up bridge of nose.*

  • @ItsComicG
    @ItsComicG Рік тому +6

    I fucking hate the button. Its the meaniest most awful people incentivized to be mean and reject others by the rules of the game. It is IMPOSSIBLE to make a meaningful connection this way.

  • @HaleyStark.
    @HaleyStark. Рік тому +5

    Lol no one wants to be rejected so they rush to push the button first. I've never seen anyone last.

  • @Laura-oe2dl
    @Laura-oe2dl Рік тому +7

    I bet this guy would also complain about women's 'high standards' when it comes to dating...

  • @SSmotzer
    @SSmotzer Рік тому +17

    Fun fact, Yahweh was the ancient Canaanite god of creation and metallurgy, and traces of this mythology survived all the way into the New testament.
    When Yahweh created man he gave them a metal only they had the power to wield, that metal being iron. This is why when God placed himself in the Arc of the Covenant, the marauders riding iron chariots were immune to the power of God, and it's why in the Book of Revelations Jesus returns with an iron rod. Because since Jesus is a man, he can wield iron, unlike God or Satan, and it's the only thing in creation that can kill Satan... which also implies iron is capable of killing God as well.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому +1

      What other kinds of animals can yield any kind of metal??

    • @kevinandorsusie
      @kevinandorsusie Рік тому +6

      It's interesting how a lot of mythology ties types of metals to weaknesses. Like iron is supposed to be a weakness for fae too, and silver is considered a "pure" metal which is why it's a weakness for vampires and werewolves. Mirrors also used to be backed with silver which I'm pretty sure is why "vampires can't be seen in them". Metal and specific plants, like wolfsbane and garlic

    • @romanrepublic1356
      @romanrepublic1356 Рік тому +1

      I thought he was a storm/war god.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Рік тому

      Okay, upon reading your entire comment, I think you might just have kind of a crazy interpretation of the Bible

    • @adenjones1802
      @adenjones1802 Рік тому +2

      Thats not nessisarily correct. The correct pronounciation is Ehyeh and its the hebrew word for I am. Or I exist. It would be weird for the etimology of the hebrew word for I exist, to be the caananite god of metalurgy.

  • @saudade7842
    @saudade7842 Рік тому +33

    That last dude was actually really cute, the woman too, I'm rooting for them

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte Рік тому

      The Button: the good ending

  • @absynthe9820
    @absynthe9820 Рік тому +4

    I would have hit the button immediately, I don't trust a man who wears a beanie because of Tim Poole.

  • @lonelyone69
    @lonelyone69 Рік тому +5

    I find it ironic af that this guy is so into theology while simultaneously trying to act like theology isn't an interpretation 😂 he genuinely believes his interpretation is THE interpretation 😂

  • @dre7508
    @dre7508 Рік тому +2

    interesting seeing someone watch a late episode as their first one. ppl were way more hesitant to hit the button in the early ones. now that ppl are familiar with the show they’re more ruthless

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Рік тому +21

    what's whatifalthist doing on the show

    • @michaelregis1015
      @michaelregis1015 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah, the joke doesn't fly. You know damn well whatifalthist doesn't go outside.

  • @hshocker98
    @hshocker98 Рік тому +8

    I have a feeling that the "le reddit theist incel" is just putting an act as advised by the management so that the vid can garner more views.....cuz i refused to believe he is an actual person they just nonchalantly put on their show.

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 Рік тому

      apparently he made a video about it and thought he was "dominating"

  • @gilgabro420
    @gilgabro420 Рік тому +5

    Imagine starting a conversation with "do you believe in god". I get that it's a speed date thing but for real?

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Рік тому

      Eh, I respect it. He's trying to filter out people he knows he won't get along with.

  • @EaglesQuestions
    @EaglesQuestions 7 місяців тому +1

    8:55 LOL this laughter brings me so much joy, Vaush!

  • @julknowl
    @julknowl Рік тому +13

    The good American religious people are almost always women of color. My Filipino mother in law was an actual angel and deeply religious. She introduced me to all her deeply religious Filipina friends. They were all accepting of literally everybody, including me, an outward leftist stereotype with colored hair, crude facial piercings, and tattoos lol.

  • @hamzah5643
    @hamzah5643 Рік тому +7

    this isnt just bad at talkin to women, im a straight guy, and id feel put off by him in any situation, like even if i just bought some juice from him in a shop, id take it n get the fak out

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 Рік тому +3

      I’ve met many men like him at my church (one reason I left that church). They tend to use Jesus as a shield for their insecurity. If they meet a strong woman they feel intimidated by, they say, “I’m not into her. Too secular. Not a woman of God.” But even my most religious girls knew they were too much of an insecure losers to admit they have attraction to those women and just couldn’t handle the fact that they’d enforce boundaries and have autonomy.

  • @CanadaWaxSolvent
    @CanadaWaxSolvent Рік тому +2

    The Christian dude gave off a strong newly minted Christian vibe. He believes about to start winning.

  • @psychicbyinternet
    @psychicbyinternet Рік тому +6

    That Christian dude reminds me of a cursed version of Jughead from Riverdale.

  • @jshowao
    @jshowao 15 днів тому +1

    I wish Cut would just cease to exist. Nothing but cringe click bait.
    The guy obviously continued to hit the button first to get more screen time

  • @drummerguy438
    @drummerguy438 Рік тому +23

    Honestly, Michael was charming as hell. I hope he finds love.

  • @June26A7
    @June26A7 Рік тому +2

    8:48 Yes there is actually. In Gnosticism there are 2 versions of Jesus the normal human Jesus and the Divine Jesus.

  • @jmckenzie962
    @jmckenzie962 Рік тому +11

    20:45 Wendigoon is a devout Christian and seems like a really cool guy. You don't feel like you're being talked down to when he talks about his faith.

    • @Nickodemo1st
      @Nickodemo1st Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂 "Wendigoon" has me laughing unnecessarily hard

  • @eliasfakename7158
    @eliasfakename7158 Рік тому +3

    I'm happy the last two got another date, they were vibing pretty well.

  • @austing2473
    @austing2473 Рік тому +2

    What I'm learning is that if I want to have the rizz I can't compliment people on their veins :(
    /s

  • @Ellipsis115
    @Ellipsis115 Рік тому +4

    This type of video litterally maximises making dating look like the shallowest thing - the creator must know this and is probably in favour of that.
    You fear having the button pressed on you and the more you click the longer you play, its actually kinda nessesary to press it unless youre certain this is the best person for you which is impossible is like 10seconds of meeting them, not even an introduction, and you just need one person to make ot their goal to do this and these people stay in by natural selection because they care too much about pressing the button. Its a dumb idea

  • @b.p.emma.
    @b.p.emma. Рік тому +2

    i like how vaushes australian accent is just his normal voice but deeper

  • @alexmaverick6647
    @alexmaverick6647 Рік тому +3

    I can’t believe this dude was gatekeeping Christianity 😂

  • @notavailable6460
    @notavailable6460 2 місяці тому

    I like the defense mechanism of blocking himself with his arms on table to not only hide and protect himself but to slap them down fast

  • @Elids
    @Elids Рік тому +2

    Try watching at 2.0 speed. You barely even register his hand movements lol

  • @Labyrinthfox
    @Labyrinthfox Рік тому +1

    He’s got that Dunning Kruger Effect

  • @ELDESTRUCTO83
    @ELDESTRUCTO83 10 днів тому +3

    Dude was so up his own ass he missed the button. 😂😂😂

  • @LostTech-Priest
    @LostTech-Priest Рік тому +1

    Trained he is a assassin for months in the mountains he mastered the art of button pressing

  • @LeetMasterAce
    @LeetMasterAce Рік тому +1

    This guy should *not* be allowed to hold his arms up on the table like that. It's basically cheating.

  • @sleepyblue8
    @sleepyblue8 Рік тому +14

    vaush, my dog says “hey”

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 Рік тому +5

      Source?

    • @FertonFletcher
      @FertonFletcher Рік тому +6

      @@mogscugg2639hello I am the dogs lawyer

    • @sleepyblue8
      @sleepyblue8 Рік тому +1

      @@FertonFletcher hello, I was wondering when you would show up.

    • @sleepyblue8
      @sleepyblue8 Рік тому +1

      @@mogscugg2639 look in your heart

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Рік тому +1

      Tell your dog I say hello via pets

  • @devonlamrock869
    @devonlamrock869 Рік тому +1

    Ok there are some important things to clear up here. Black gospel music was originally rejected by Baptist churches. Some of the main founders of the genre had to leave the Baptist church due to this. The main Gospel churches currently are Methodist/Episcopal, and have been historically. Baptists are very traditionalist, and were against the civil rights movement. They were even criticized by MLK at the time. Also the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is very important for Gospel. This history is not irrelevant and deserves to be told as such.

    • @bbyghostie1044
      @bbyghostie1044 Рік тому

      Yes thank you
      The Southern Baptist Convention is currently anti BLM and is the exact opposite of progressive. They became a denomination because they supported Slavery. Super conservative

  • @michaelwardle7633
    @michaelwardle7633 6 місяців тому +1

    Time for my conversational A game:
    “ItS a VeRy PlEaSuRe To MeEt YoU”

  • @gabrielsatter
    @gabrielsatter Рік тому +1

    When is V going on the Cut? It's filmed in Seattle.

  • @ChannelMan434
    @ChannelMan434 Рік тому +3

    I lost a lot of trust in Vaush when he said he liked the way a polo with the collar popped looked

  • @elderlord5164
    @elderlord5164 Рік тому +2

    Dude looking like Andrew Tate in disguise.

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 Рік тому +1

    Hank dresses more like a mafia boss rather than a standard off duty cop. It’s still considered a polo shirt even if it’s a fill button up. Because it’s the polo collar that is what makes it a polo shirt.

  • @MomirViggwilv
    @MomirViggwilv Рік тому +11

    I love how the girl said she was a christian too while literally wearing hebrew on her neck. And the dude bought the lie.

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte Рік тому

      Omg I just noticed that haha

    • @bbyghostie1044
      @bbyghostie1044 Рік тому +3

      There's Christian groups that appropriate Judaism in bizarre ways. She could be one of those

    • @josephinehendricks
      @josephinehendricks 2 місяці тому

      @@bbyghostie1044You do know that the bible was written in hebrew and aramaic, right? Its not appropriation, languages dont "belong" to a religion

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 Рік тому +4

    That incel was hilarious and the last two were so cute.

  • @MMircea
    @MMircea Рік тому

    "The lesson is: We are watching two human beings interact. And you all need that sometimes. "

  • @justinharris2320
    @justinharris2320 Рік тому +2

    It seems like such a childish concept. Start a conversation with someone, then hit the buzzer to cut them off and feel validation. You could be the biggest loser and buzz an absolutely wonderful people just to feel important like you rejected a 10 out of 10

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe Рік тому +5

    Vaush sounds like a grandpa, lost on how this all works and it’s brilliant.

  • @CrabbyPAG
    @CrabbyPAG Рік тому +19

    Vaush and the Button is one colab I didn't know I needed

  • @slimjim1104
    @slimjim1104 Рік тому +9

    This dude will be single and blame women forever.

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 Рік тому +9

    Very disappointed that Austin didn’t come to the show wearing a fedora. The neckbeard energy of this man was on point otherwise.