I Tried Every Fast Food Pizza In America

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  • @T.R.75
    @T.R.75 20 годин тому +801

    best part of this vid was the ending where you suggested people support their local spots. well done.

    • @GeneralMakaveli
      @GeneralMakaveli 18 годин тому +8

      What if my local Pizza spots are Jet's, Domino's and LC???????

    • @overdrive7349
      @overdrive7349 18 годин тому +5

      ​@@GeneralMakaveliI love Domino's

    • @roji556
      @roji556 17 годин тому +20

      My local pizza places are either worse than the QSRs or they're charging $30 for a pizza. I'm not paying $30 for a pizza.

    • @oyeahisbest123
      @oyeahisbest123 17 годин тому +3

      wish he wouldve considered their price too.

    • @Omabatfartsbruh
      @Omabatfartsbruh 17 годин тому

      @@GeneralMakaveli well then go screw yourself apparently

  • @bird_toe3548
    @bird_toe3548 17 годин тому +78

    7:42 Papa Murphy's fills a very specific niche of the pizza market. Because you have to bake them, it isn't hot food and therefore can be purchased with food stamps.

    • @BitZorg
      @BitZorg 17 годин тому +10

      I'd think those people would be better served getting frozen pizza at the grocery store, but whatever.

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 14 годин тому +13

      ​​@@BitZorg nah. At one point I was on EBT and did the math on frozen pizza vs papa murphy's vs making it myself because I had a grocery store around the corner with a papa murphy's in it
      They make the dough each morning and fresh slice the veggies and the cheese. With the regular bogos, couplings, 10$ Tuesdays, 30% off coupons, etc, there was no competition on any axis.
      By weight, value, or taste Papa Murphy's beat everything except making my own from scratch and that could only out price them if I schlepped down to the restaurant supply store and bought 20pound blocks of cheese and a chub of Italian sausage

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 14 годин тому

      OK so that is actually a plus, I can say you have a good argument there.

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 14 годин тому

      @@PandorasFolly I think the part about making your own from scratch is a bit over-dramatized, especially since, if you get the ingredients to make one from scratch, then you have the ingredients for at least 2 if not 3, and that's with a small 9oz bag of cheese. If you aren't picky about toppings and use only the amount of cheese needed, you can make a pizza even today for around $3-4, and that's a whole 15 inch pan pizza. I make pizza all the time.

  • @plijuh123
    @plijuh123 18 годин тому +149

    The hard truth about why many people buy fast food pizza and not from local restaurants is that in many if not most places local restaurants are only about as good if not worse than fast food, and they are without exception more expensive. Not everybody gets to live in NYC or an important city like Austin and the options are lacking. I remember decades ago the local pizza was mediocre and when Dominos arrived in our town their phones would be busy all day because their pizza was so much better.

    • @LaraFabans
      @LaraFabans 17 годин тому +7

      It's true. The FF also has more consistency than the local places I tried to support.

    • @oskar6661
      @oskar6661 17 годин тому +12

      That and there's a thing called "office meetings", "office parties", "kids birthdays", etc. Cheap pizza is the absolute king of "we need to feed 8-12 people...on $50", etc. It's also one of the few universal foods. I don't know that I've ever met a person who didn't eat or hated pizza. So if you're having a party, a get together, random people stop buy, etc. etc. etc...pizza is often the quickest, easiest, most universal option.

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 17 годин тому +25

      The uncomfortable truth most food snobs won't admit is the VAST majority of mom and pop places are mid at best.

    • @step_on_poo3278
      @step_on_poo3278 16 годин тому +4

      I live in upstate NY and most of the pizza here is trash, there is a very local chain in my area that has pretty good pizza but that’s it
      Edit: there used to be a bunch of good wood fire brick oven places but COVID killed them from NYs strict lockdowns

    • @TerraEpon
      @TerraEpon 15 годин тому +2

      I live in Las Vegas and even here the majority of local places are bland as fuck and can't match up to Blaze, Papa Murphey's or dare I say it even Sbarro's (and WTF was that Sbarro's he was eating? It didn't look like their normal NYC style to me, which is what I'm talking about).
      Oddly the best pizza in town IMO is inside a casino at a food court. Actually tastes like real NYC pizza, great flavor, great crust, not too sweet sauce.

  • @DL6778
    @DL6778 18 годин тому +58

    The old Pizza Hut pizza back in the late 80s early 90s tasted 10 times better than it does now

    • @magneteye
      @magneteye 16 годин тому +4

      Yup. I worked there. We used to come in early and slice the onions, and peppers, etc in house fresh. Then they switched to precut bagged ingredients. Ruined it.

    • @Formal_Andy
      @Formal_Andy 16 годин тому +1

      Big facts. I felt it still tasted good in the early 2000s. But after that, the downfall was massive.

    • @SuperSnakePlissken
      @SuperSnakePlissken 14 годин тому

      You speak the truth. I remember as a kid when we went out to eat it was always at the sitdown Pizza Hut restaurants because their pizza was so good during that era everybody ate there. Something happened in the late 1990s and the quality of ingredients drop dramatically.
      I had a conversation with my family at a family reunion Christmas a couple years ago about this exact topic to make sure that it wasn’t nostalgia that was clouding my mind, and both my parents and even aunts and uncles all agreed that Pizza Hut was amazing back then and has turned into a pile of poop today.

  • @chrisaquia924
    @chrisaquia924 20 годин тому +462

    The dough is made in store at LC not a distribution center. LC varies from store to store. CiCi's dough also made in store. to keep the cost down its cheaper for both to do that. Pizza hut dough is frozen. Papa johns and dominoes both are made in QCC (quality control center) with a 7-day shelf life and never frozen. The NY style crust from dominoes is just a smaller size dough ball stretched thinner. I was an area supervisor for one of the top 5 brands for several years, so I know this firsthand. Marco's i personally think you had a great experience. Thats not normal.

    • @gloriouslumi
      @gloriouslumi 20 годин тому +40

      Definitely NOT normal for Marco's, indeed. Where I live they are the worst.

    • @bergmik
      @bergmik 20 годин тому +9

      from food to service marcos is the worst ive ever had

    • @random.junk1e710
      @random.junk1e710 20 годин тому +31

      idk about the marco's thing every time i've had the marco's around me it's also been top tier pizza

    • @mattdunbar4442
      @mattdunbar4442 19 годин тому +10

      Marcos is best pizza by me

    • @muddyaim
      @muddyaim 19 годин тому +7

      The LC of the 1980s and 90s- you got 2 pizzas on a large cardboard sleeve with a pulled paper "wrapper"... that was LC peak, and the 2 pizza sleeve is the history of "Pizza, Pizza." There was gluten, there were classic LC dough bubbles, and the crust was great. Whatever they do now to the crust, it tastes frozen or premade.

  • @bradman4399
    @bradman4399 16 годин тому +51

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that Maia crushes it in front of the camera! Well done, girl! Way to step up 👊

  • @AnomalyZero
    @AnomalyZero 20 годин тому +80

    I remember Pizza Hut genuinely used to be amazing back in the 90s. Back when I was kid, the kitchen staff prepared the dough fresh right in front of us. The pizzas were huge and there were several of pitchers of beer my dad and uncles ordered.
    Pizza Hut go back to preparing things fresh please. Dammit, I miss how good the Taco pizza was back then.

    • @andrewshandle
      @andrewshandle 20 годин тому +3

      Came to say the same thing. I remember getting those individual pizza's for lunch as a kid and it was the only pizza dough I craved...that's long gone now.

    • @bibiijaz6238
      @bibiijaz6238 19 годин тому +2

      My son's first word was "pizza" cuz of how much we loved Pizza Hut. Now even he hates it.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 19 годин тому +5

      It used to be a casual dining sit down restaurant not unlike say Applebee's but for pizza nowadays it's just bottom of the barrel

    • @Nrustica
      @Nrustica 19 годин тому

      This is proof that kids are stupid.

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 19 годин тому

      Remember the 90s, when the economy was better and the world was less scary and people mostly got along and fast food restaurants were colorful and goofy and family friendly and weren't poisoning us and used fresh ingredients and our culture wasn't rotting from the inside out and music and movies and TV were good and we weren't worried about it all crumbling down around us?

  • @tss3393
    @tss3393 16 годин тому +10

    As a Michiganian, you burning the roof of your mouth on the first bite of Jet's hit me to my core 😂

  • @jrisomfoobar
    @jrisomfoobar 20 годин тому +255

    One thing about Papa Murphy's is that because it's not baked it qualifies as eligible for WIC and SNAP.

    • @engagexkujo
      @engagexkujo 19 годин тому +13

      That's actually cool

    • @SkunkAnonymous
      @SkunkAnonymous 18 годин тому

      O great. Then the people mooching off taxpayers can destroy their health and further drain our funds with increased doctor visits and medication.

    • @chrislamaster9789
      @chrislamaster9789 18 годин тому +16

      Papa Murphy's should have at least been above Little Ceasar, Josh's rating is sus for that alone. Also should have gotten a stuffed pizza with ranch to dip if you're gonna grade them right.

    • @fuzzyheathen2095
      @fuzzyheathen2095 18 годин тому +5

      Yeah we definitely can't be buying Pizza on WIC definitely not at Papa Murphy's lol

    • @jeffreychandler8418
      @jeffreychandler8418 18 годин тому +1

      Papa Murphy's is a sleeper hit. Although I do REALLY miss 10 dollar tuesdays. You could get a large stuffed pizza for 10 bucks, insanely value for money.

  • @unklemonkey4621
    @unklemonkey4621 17 годин тому +14

    pizza hut used to be great when they actually used deep dishes to bake their pizza, used real cheese before the $5 pizza war with Dominos, and you could play mortal kombat arcade games there.

  • @ToxicSpork
    @ToxicSpork 19 годин тому +108

    You don't go to CiCi's to eat one pizza, you go to CiCi's to eat all the pizza

    • @tbmcgough1
      @tbmcgough1 18 годин тому +3

      Their buffalo chicken pizza slaps

    • @TerraEpon
      @TerraEpon 15 годин тому

      Their cheese sucks, but chicken alfredo or mac-n-cheese pizza? Gimme all of that. Sucks the closes one to me now is nine hours away...

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 14 годин тому

      The only times I've been there I wish I went to Golden Corral instead. Golden Corral is by no means good, but CiCi's is that bad.

    • @adrianharwell5496
      @adrianharwell5496 14 годин тому

      the macaroni pizza

  • @mjc4603
    @mjc4603 19 годин тому +34

    I like the tier list format better than the numerical ranking system because it’s easier for me to remember where things were placed.

  • @Keitek
    @Keitek 20 годин тому +630

    Its kind of weird that they awarded Costco pizza for being cheap at $9.95 but gave Little Caesars no love when their large pizza is even cheaper than Costco's.

    • @grouchotrout444
      @grouchotrout444 19 годин тому +104

      "We're rating based off taste!"

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 19 годин тому +52

      It's about value
      LC is cheaper but the value is less than a quarter because it mostly tastes like garbage unless you get the deep dish

    • @alexjohnsons8401
      @alexjohnsons8401 19 годин тому +66

      costco is like what 40% bigger than large little caesars

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 19 годин тому +29

      Cause Little Caesars still tastes like shit, and it being cheap doesn't suddenly make it taste good.

    • @Popuonow.1
      @Popuonow.1 19 годин тому +6

      It’s bc little ceaser is so dogshit their is no value bc you’re being dirt cheap for dirt at least for Costco ur paying dirt cheap for something

  • @Tokahax
    @Tokahax 17 годин тому +11

    Papa Murphy's actually slaps where I'm at; $5 for a pie and the quality seems better than what you got, but also I specifically cook it just the right way to get the best crunchy thin crust I can ever get.

  • @jinx1120
    @jinx1120 20 годин тому +35

    Chuck E Cheese's sales are probably boosted because they have a ghost kitchen on Door Dash called Pasqually's.

    • @xzicoxx
      @xzicoxx 18 годин тому +2

      Wait elaborate please? What this mean?

    • @davidaudi882
      @davidaudi882 17 годин тому +6

      ghost locations means they sell the same product or they just use a brick and mortar kitchen without needing their own and cook out of it. So most likely you can get pizza from Chuck E Cheese or Pasqually but its the same stuff.

    • @mitsuri3096
      @mitsuri3096 17 годин тому +2

      ​@@xzicoxxmr beast beast burger

    • @xzicoxx
      @xzicoxx 17 годин тому +1

      @@davidaudi882 my bad I’m slow but when you say same stuff you mean they just use the same ingredients or it’s literally made in the same kitchen, same everything just a different name ?

    • @xzicoxx
      @xzicoxx 17 годин тому

      @@mitsuri3096 he a ghost kitchen too?

  • @Jy0000n-m2b
    @Jy0000n-m2b 18 годин тому +5

    There's something so cute about mentioning his son and how he eats his pizza and the son's genius reason for it. Kids growing up to be a foodie

  • @e_eyster
    @e_eyster 20 годин тому +98

    Having worked at a Papa Murphys back in college a few things worth noting:
    1 - They actually do make the dough in house each morning. Its a mix + yeast + water. Salt is not added.
    2 - The "white sauce" is literally ranch dressing + garlic (from a jar pre-minced)
    3 - All of the veggies (apart from spinach, artichoke and jalapeno) are actually prepped in house.

    • @DTheWhiteWolfD
      @DTheWhiteWolfD 19 годин тому +7

      It’s insane to me there is no salt added to such a crucial part

    • @nicholasborrelli7544
      @nicholasborrelli7544 19 годин тому +5

      Seriously. Show me a recipe for pizza dough without salt....who made that decision?!?

    • @Made_you_Madd
      @Made_you_Madd 19 годин тому

      They are rich picky fucks who are judging food stamp fucking pizzas they are waste

    • @abhi22
      @abhi22 19 годин тому +6

      The mix probably has salt already

    • @BearMom75
      @BearMom75 18 годин тому

      I love my local Papa John’s. Never had a bad experience there. No way I’d rate them below Pizza Hut. Josh’s local PJ’s must be one of their sub par franchises.

  • @TheSirPless
    @TheSirPless 19 годин тому +8

    Fun fact, dominos New York is just a hand tossed stretched thinner. So an XL NY style is just a large dough stretched to an XL size

    • @MemeDremes
      @MemeDremes 14 годин тому

      Fun fact, it's a "small" dough patty if I remember correctly. All the dough is the same - comes in on large, medium, and small trays 😀

  • @TheViking.95
    @TheViking.95 20 годин тому +17

    I normally get dominos because its always the exact same. Theres no suprises. Its not great, but its consistent and cheap

    • @SexyBulletBill
      @SexyBulletBill 20 годин тому

      Consistency is the key in this equation. You know what you’re gonna get every time.

    • @Razar19
      @Razar19 15 годин тому

      Everything you said is in reverse

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 15 годин тому

      Dominos is the Thickest, new york deep dish is just lasagna.

    • @Hamboane
      @Hamboane 15 годин тому +1

      I feel you on this, a lot of times I get fast food just because its consistent and I can come out pretty cheap

  • @corruptedpoison1
    @corruptedpoison1 17 годин тому +46

    I CANNOT believe Papa Murphys got an F. This chain is a life saver for those of us who don't live within 10 minutes of anything else and want something fresh out of the oven.

    • @jarathen1625
      @jarathen1625 17 годин тому +11

      He got the wrong pizza for their special and seemed set against it because he’d never heard of it.

    • @abby79817
      @abby79817 16 годин тому +7

      Papa Murphy is fantastic. Very underrated!

    • @TerraEpon
      @TerraEpon 15 годин тому +3

      @@abby79817 Indeed, I can't fathom how it could be considered bad against the likes of Papa John's or Domino's.

    • @todd_the_wraith
      @todd_the_wraith 15 годин тому +1

      i say this as someone living right next to a Jet's, Domino's, and Papa John's, but sometimes you know that your last shift of the week is gonna have a bunch of bullshit and you don't wanna stop anywhere on the way home. so you get Murph's the day before, pop it in the fridge, then you can heat up the pizza in the oven while you're taking off all your gross work clothes, get a quick shower, then the pizza's done and you can just kick back with hot pizza instead of cold pizza from literally anywhere else.
      i do like the sauce though. i think theirs is different because they cook it down a little more so it's less wet, since it's been designed so you can buy it on a Friday and cook it on a Saturday.

    • @KoRnrulesM6
      @KoRnrulesM6 15 годин тому +1

      its not an F

  • @LunaMayFae8558
    @LunaMayFae8558 20 годин тому +168

    i miss the cooking maybe after you find a winner maybe make your own version for same price but better

    • @HenryCovington-e2i
      @HenryCovington-e2i 20 годин тому +1

      Yes

    • @Arikdefrasia
      @Arikdefrasia 20 годин тому +2

      Pizza at home is extremely easy and cheap, though you need to buy a pizza stone for it to work and it takes 24 hours for the dough to be ready to bake.

    • @hamias
      @hamias 20 годин тому

      Same price? 😂😂😂

    • @Arikdefrasia
      @Arikdefrasia 19 годин тому

      @@hamias Well there's the catch; you have to invest in your pizza making to reap the benefits of cheaper pizza at home. Like the two tools you will need are a pizza stone and a pizza peel; then the cost of the ingredients which you're obviously aren't gonna buy in individual portions. So at face value, no, you're gonna spend more on ingredients and tools than you would for a single or two pizzas. But once you have them, I'd say the cost of each pizza comes out to around $4-6 for a large with basic toppings. Then if you want deep dish that's a different story because you'll need a pan for it. It also helps if you have a mixer to make the dough, otherwise you can it by hand, which isn't a financial cost, but it more time and effort which does matter to some people. But to put it simply, yes it is cheaper in the long run but it requires a larger up front cost than ordering a pizza. We learned from @PerfectPizzaatHome videos.

    • @lichh64
      @lichh64 19 годин тому +1

      Get over it.

  • @DaxHoops
    @DaxHoops 18 годин тому +5

    Detroit style severely underrated, but Marco's White Cheesy and Jet's Detroit styles are my go-to so I concur with your rankings

  • @sydmdtahir
    @sydmdtahir 20 годин тому +162

    At this point I am convinced that Joshua has had every kind of fast food ever.

  • @OfficialBanz
    @OfficialBanz 17 годин тому +7

    3:28 " a real 🥷🏿 bout it"

  • @xzjayz7925
    @xzjayz7925 20 годин тому +31

    3:55 this man is unintentionally hilarious and it’s actually getting me 😂

  • @darkxzero13
    @darkxzero13 19 годин тому +47

    S: Marco’s
    A:
    B: Jet’s, Blaze, Costco, Mod
    C: Papa John’s, Hungry Howie’s, Godfather’s, Domino’s
    D: Little Caesar’s, Cici’s, Pizza Hut
    F: Papa Murphy’s, SBarro, Chuck E Cheese

    • @sp00g37
      @sp00g37 18 годин тому +2

      I had a friend that worked for marcos, so I would get a discount. I love their dough.

    • @jaybling6687
      @jaybling6687 15 годин тому

      @@sp00g37 I used to live in NJ where my only chain options were Papa John’s and Dominos. Towards the end of my time living there, I had this local place I ordered from. I moved to Colorado where I have Marco’s and it blows both of those chains out of the water. Sauce on Marco’s is excellent as well. They tout that they haven’t changed their sauce recipe since the beginning.

  • @Samuel-H
    @Samuel-H 20 годин тому +23

    Doughtoli would’ve brought up the Papa John’s score to an A

    • @TheKey304
      @TheKey304 20 годин тому +3

      Was hoping to see a comment like this! LOVE those dudes!

  • @Msfelixthecatz
    @Msfelixthecatz 17 годин тому +4

    Thanks for including Costco pizza. I don't like spending a lot of money for a meal, so we often buy Costco pizzas. They are delicious, generous, and remind me of my Grandma's Sicilian pizza she made.

    • @cookiedoe6068
      @cookiedoe6068 16 годин тому

      I want to give it a try next time I’m in the big city. Will they let me in without a membership just to grab some pizza? If not maybe I can pay someone in the parking lot to grab me one 🤣

  • @killfang8
    @killfang8 19 годин тому +15

    Local chicagoan here. Quality must be location specific because Papa Johns CRUSHES every fast food pizza around here and even little ceasers is considered better than dominoes and pizza hut. The Sbarro around here is also incredible quality

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 19 годин тому

      Chicago people like their pizza on a cracker so...

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 19 годин тому +4

      Papa Johns is usually higher quality, but I'd be willing to bet fast food pizza joints are better managed in Chicago because of the competition with local joints.

    • @randomoneforstuff3696
      @randomoneforstuff3696 18 годин тому

      Yeah, my Papa Johns is leagues ahead of Domino's. Also I'm kind of annoyed that Joshua didn't dip in the special garlic sauce. That's literally the best thing at PJ's, even though it has really bad ingredients lol.

    • @Sacto1654
      @Sacto1654 18 годин тому +1

      @@AngryAlfonse Especially all those places that make the excellent tavern-style pizza with its square cut.

  • @PerchillesPerrez
    @PerchillesPerrez 19 годин тому +9

    Wow, as a german I am impressed by how many pizza fastfood stores/brands you guys have! We have like... none... maybe a pizza hut in a couple of big citys, thats it.
    What we have instead is like at least 1 pizzeria (= italian guys making pizza) in every minor village and 10 in every city.

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 18 годин тому

      What are you talking about, even just a quick google search shows Dominos in 16 German cities, and Pizza Hut in like 60 German cities

    • @tattedupmayne
      @tattedupmayne 18 годин тому +1

      @@emu_warrior U do realize thats still not alot right? And the dominos in germany taste nothing like american dominos so might as well just be called something else

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 14 годин тому

      @@tattedupmayne every fast food place tastes different in each country because they source the ingredients locally, obviously. dominos is actually pretty good pizza in australia

  • @The_Real_Frisbee
    @The_Real_Frisbee 19 годин тому +23

    I was in the National Guard, and there was a time when I was completely broke. During our drill the unit I was with didn't cater food so we all went to lunch, and went to Mod's Pizza. I thought I had some money still, but nope, all my cards declined, so they gave it to me for free. I was humiliated, but because they did that for me, Mod's Pizza will always be an S tier.
    It also helps that their pizzas are pretty good.

  • @skydomi
    @skydomi 19 годин тому +11

    Best pizza I’ve ever had is in a city across the border from Detroit called Windsor, Ontario. The pepperoni is shredded into matchstick sizes and you get a taste of it in every bite. This may sound weird but they also use canned mushrooms. Fresh mushrooms dry out when cooking but canned mushrooms retain moisture and it’s absolutely delicious. There’s even a documentary called “the pizza city you’ve never heard of “.

    • @carzak
      @carzak 18 годин тому

      A lot of places use canned mushrooms (Papa Murphy's for one I think), and they end up bland and mushy. When I make pizza and I have the energy to, I lightly sauté the mushrooms in butter so they have some flavor and moisture. No pizza place ever does that. You could add them to a take-out pizza too.

    • @ajax07101998
      @ajax07101998 18 годин тому

      wonder if you are talking about naples pizza i used to live around there and that place had fantastic pizza with the shredded pepperoni. I miss living over there all the pizza joints were great.

  • @MaxAngor
    @MaxAngor 20 годин тому +7

    Costco's combo pizza was my all-time favorite and I hate that they discontinued it.

  • @Underwolfy
    @Underwolfy 16 годин тому

    As a prior GM for Marco's Pizza, it does make me happy to see them do well. That looked like a textbook PMag. The cheese pie looked good too. They have decent quality ingredients, make the dough in-store every morning, and typically try to follow SOP's and "recipes" fairly closely. Usually makes for a pretty consistently good pizza. However like any other businesses, the ones with bad management will typically consistently make poor product. So for those rushing out to try Marco's rn, keep in mind they're typically a lower-volume store and some locations are plagued with bad management. (However do also try local options as well.)
    Hopefully your dining experience is a positive one! :)

  • @B1GSARG351
    @B1GSARG351 20 годин тому +18

    Marco's is my favorite on this list. Their Pizza and Wings combo cant be beat!

  • @elsk8tefan
    @elsk8tefan 19 годин тому +5

    In Connectict, there's no reason to order pizza from a chain since it's a possbility that it has more superior independent and "mini-chain" pizza shops per square mile in the country.

    • @Edizzle15
      @Edizzle15 17 годин тому +1

      I was 8 when we moved from Vernon to Colorado in ‘91 but can still remember the taste of Papa Gino’s…best “fast food” pizza I’ve still ever had.

    • @counterfit5
      @counterfit5 15 годин тому

      ​@@Edizzle15even they have gone a little downhill recently

  • @oceanwaves83
    @oceanwaves83 20 годин тому +59

    Haven't even watched... Marco's is going to be hard to beat.

    • @gloriouslumi
      @gloriouslumi 20 годин тому +17

      Not where I live, they are pure garbage.

    • @oceanwaves83
      @oceanwaves83 20 годин тому +3

      @@gloriouslumi most places are trash in general

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 19 годин тому +9

      I tried them once but the box didn't make it home because the grease ate through it and the pizza melted.
      To this day my passenger seat has a pizza grease stain.

    • @gnome-ski
      @gnome-ski 19 годин тому +1

      marcos is alright but not enough sauce, even when i ask for double sauce it still taste like its missing.

    • @bhill6
      @bhill6 19 годин тому +11

      My Marcos near me is 100% S+.

  • @PandorasFolly
    @PandorasFolly 14 годин тому +1

    Man. People are tearing Josh's opinion of Papa Murphy's uuuuuuup.

  • @Wiscomau5
    @Wiscomau5 20 годин тому +26

    Little Caesars makes their own dough in house…… not shipped in.

    • @upstairscat87
      @upstairscat87 19 годин тому +4

      That Detroit style is kinda poppin

    • @Made_you_Madd
      @Made_you_Madd 19 годин тому

      They are rich arrogent fucks judging poor people food

    • @JoviAMP
      @JoviAMP 19 годин тому +7

      @@upstairscat87yeah I have no idea why they would rank their round pizzas when their Detroit style is so much better, and more iconic of the chain.

    • @newlevelgraphicsdavidframe2870
      @newlevelgraphicsdavidframe2870 19 годин тому

      Bullshit it is cardboard lol

    • @sooner423
      @sooner423 18 годин тому +3

      Yep, came in here for this comment. I used to work there, and we made the dough for the next day in house. Little Caesar's has become underrated, I think, due to their Hot-N-Ready business strategy. The deep dish is their best rendition. Unfortunately, there is a lot of variance between locations. I suppose that is a bad quality for a chain, but it's true to some extent for all of them. I've also had good Marco's and bad Marco's.

  • @ChristopherPuzey
    @ChristopherPuzey 16 годин тому +2

    Round Table, Mountain Mike’s, Pizza Guys, Pieology, just a few you missed.

    • @tonyandronda
      @tonyandronda 14 годин тому +1

      exactly. Round table and Mountain Mikes are glorious.

    • @LiminalEcho
      @LiminalEcho 14 годин тому

      Unfortunately Round Table and Mountain Mike's are strictly in the southwest tip of the US. And Pieology only has 2 locations outside southern Cali. Pretty sure they just didn't include them because they aren't national chains.

  • @JK13A
    @JK13A 20 годин тому +22

    The thing about little ceasars is that its so cheap. Its wild.

    • @BigGuySlots
      @BigGuySlots 19 годин тому +6

      It USED to be. Now I can get 50% more pizza at Costco for LESS.

    • @cbz21
      @cbz21 19 годин тому

      Yeah Marcos pretty much gives away there pizza and it's on another level compared to lil Ceasars. I've never got an order over 20 dollars and I usually get a 1 large pie and cheese sticks and a 2l of Pepsi for 16 dollars or less sometimes under 10 bucks.

  • @Redarmy1917
    @Redarmy1917 17 годин тому +8

    Honestly surprised Papa Johns ranked as high as it did. That crust alone makes it an easy F for me.

  • @parveenram6090
    @parveenram6090 17 годин тому +5

    I swear half the reason Josh keeps making these fast food ranking videos is not only does it provide entertaining video content, he also gets to eat fast food all day. A real treat when you’ve been on a strict diet

    • @darrenpryde5109
      @darrenpryde5109 16 годин тому +1

      The channel has turned into a fast food review channel😟. I miss him cooking.

  • @leonardofink4236
    @leonardofink4236 14 годин тому +1

    Anyone remembers when Josh used to actually cook on this channel instead of rating fast food?

  • @emeraldages
    @emeraldages 20 годин тому +15

    6:30 youre confusing ranking as now youre ranking cosco on value proposal not just overall taste.. :(

    • @emu_warrior
      @emu_warrior 18 годин тому

      Nah they're just giving it extra props because it's cheap and not their main business focus, so it deserves some extra love based on that, whereas the other places their literal focus is to try and make good pizza as their main business model and they suck at it.

    • @EDubbaka55
      @EDubbaka55 18 годин тому

      Castro is nasty

  • @hawx0r
    @hawx0r 16 годин тому +2

    Sbarro used to be a food court tradition of mine until they stopped selling stuffed pizzas. It was the only thing they did differently than their competitors.

  • @idontevenknow4614
    @idontevenknow4614 19 годин тому +3

    knew marcos would be high, very underrated place but the flavor they have on their crust is my favorite of any fast pizza place and its not even KINDA close

  • @patrickmcevoy5080
    @patrickmcevoy5080 15 годин тому +2

    There's a primarily West Coast chain called Round Table - that's my favorite chain place. Good crust, a VERY good sauce, and fresh toppings. It's pretty big, with about 400 locations, though not as big as any of the ones listed here.

  • @suzannebert3652
    @suzannebert3652 20 годин тому +10

    I think it all depends on which franchise pizza place you went to. In our area Ceasers is great. Papa Murphy's take home n cook pizza is good

    • @gloriouslumi
      @gloriouslumi 20 годин тому +1

      Haven't heard of Papa Murphy's, but apparently there is one right down the road from me. I'll have to check it out.

    • @RandomPerson0646
      @RandomPerson0646 20 годин тому +2

      Definitely depends on the Operator of the store, 2 different stores, same chain, wildly different quality. Like 1 is Unedible, and one is one of the better fast food pizzas.

  • @MuseumGuy88
    @MuseumGuy88 18 годин тому +1

    Absolutely agree with the Marco's decision. Marco's pizza with extra cheese and jalapenos absolutely slaps!

  • @dangermouse9494
    @dangermouse9494 19 годин тому +17

    I am upset that you didn't try Mellow Mushroom. Their pizza is damn good and when you pick it up, they show it to you. If you don't like it, they remake it.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 19 годин тому

      Mellow mushroom is my go to

    • @TexanSupremacy
      @TexanSupremacy 18 годин тому

      There used to be one where I live, but it failed. Probably because it was the size of 2 really big Dave and Busters. It was two stories. Way too big, and I imagine expensive considering it was lakeside, for a pizza place. Really good pizza though.

    • @salsa_blanco
      @salsa_blanco 15 годин тому +1

      Mellow Mushroom is great, but it is not a Quick Service Restaurant/Fast Food

    • @PointlessRantz
      @PointlessRantz 14 годин тому

      mellow mushroom is so expensive its hard to justify ever going there.

  • @sadiecat786
    @sadiecat786 18 годин тому +2

    If you order it correctly, such as: Extra cheese, Extra sauce, and well done . . . you too, could have the perfect pizza from Papa Gino's.

  • @newdgamer4118
    @newdgamer4118 15 годин тому +6

    I trust people from chef shows rating fast food like I trust billionaires rating entry-level checking accounts, too disconnected from peasant tatesbuds. In my opinion, there is also pressure to not rate top chains too high.
    The only proper way to do these tests is to have a third party buy the pizzas and do a blind taste test.

    • @Razar19
      @Razar19 15 годин тому +1

      💯% like if I were to try all these pizzas they would be S and A tiers

    • @soldier555555
      @soldier555555 14 годин тому

      Finally, a level headed comment. Though I wouldn't say their taste buds are any better, just different. The restaurants are popular for a reason. Just because someone doesn't like it, doesn't make it bad.

  • @VikramKumar-h6k4j
    @VikramKumar-h6k4j 14 годин тому

    Your videos are always so helpful, thank you!

  • @pugshorty9852
    @pugshorty9852 20 годин тому +4

    The family owned pizza place that one should always go to in Pitt County NC would be Marabella.

  • @PatrickRockwell24
    @PatrickRockwell24 18 годин тому +6

    SBARROS have always been my favorite pizza chain since I was a kid in the 90s. Second best was Dominos because it was the first pizza delivery I remember in my earliest memories in the late 80s and 3rd was Pizza hut because who could forget those in-restaurant dining experiences and it's unique taste at the time, in the late 80s. I've stuck with those for decades and as an honorable mention, Anthony's Pizza for all my active duty and military brats.

  • @yzwme586
    @yzwme586 16 годин тому +2

    S tier Jet's order is a 8 corner pizza with the flat and crispy pepperoni on it, and the Turbo crust. You can't beat that.

  • @pickledrainbowponies
    @pickledrainbowponies 16 годин тому +6

    I really feel the public opinion of Josh has changed. The longer he’s been UA-cam famous the more disconnected he’s become. The work life balance and budget of the average person has changed so much in the last ten years he has actually no clue how anyone lives anymore except for the upper class in NY and LA

    • @charizardforhire
      @charizardforhire 15 годин тому

      You need to go outside. You also need therapy. I'm the public, you are wrong and weird.

  • @apimente1
    @apimente1 15 годин тому

    I used to be a cook at Pizza Hut over 30 years ago (OMG I'm old). I noticed a couple of years ago they've completely changed the crust. We used to make the dough in house daily and from what I understand it now arrives pre-formed and frozen. And when I was cooking the pizzas the crust never had the flop like that. Always had the crispy, golden brown, oily bottom.

  • @loquatmuncher
    @loquatmuncher 20 годин тому +16

    You did the Hut dirty. Everyone knows you have to order their pan pizza.

  • @jamesjames-p4p
    @jamesjames-p4p 13 годин тому

    You explained this so well, thank you!

  • @GIJstone21
    @GIJstone21 17 годин тому +9

    How dare lil Cesar’s be that low, that’s criminal

  • @Vikas.03
    @Vikas.03 20 годин тому +4

    Joshua I request you to please keep these videos longer because I really enjoy watching it while having some snack or my food so if you could just keep it for 30-45 minutes it will be really amazing & be treat for me

  • @drewbreezy5854
    @drewbreezy5854 15 годин тому +1

    "you got my address, but you never pulled up..." Pizza gangsta

  • @MorbidGod391
    @MorbidGod391 20 годин тому +4

    4:28 you didn’t have the extramostbestest pizza. The sauce is a lot better.

    • @upstairscat87
      @upstairscat87 19 годин тому

      And they didn’t try the Detroit style which is what they’re known for.

    • @NQUINNT
      @NQUINNT 19 годин тому

      And I have found my local franchise store is much better than the corporate store. The franchise apparently has a different oven and doesn’t use the sauce machine

    • @ohitsjacob2724
      @ohitsjacob2724 14 годин тому

      @@upstairscat87ou I love little Caesar’s meal deal with the Detroit personal and a drink for 5$

  • @FroggyNight
    @FroggyNight 16 годин тому +1

    A local franchise to me is Whatta-Lotta-Pizza. Their cheese pizza looked a lot like Marco’s. Nice NY style, thinner crispy crust but not too thin or crispy. They put the perfect amount of toppings on their pizzas and they’re very affordable.
    It’s like $10-$12 for a large cheese pie plus $1-$2 for every additional topping you want to add. Great little franchise with like 4-5 locations across the lower part of my state.

  • @yackablejohnson1485
    @yackablejohnson1485 18 годин тому +8

    I hate your sellout algorithm videos. Go back to cooking. Please. There is no way in hell you tried EVERY fast food pizza in America.

    • @ljrouse5
      @ljrouse5 18 годин тому +2

      Facts

    • @charizardforhire
      @charizardforhire 15 годин тому

      You are a jerk for no reason, the community does not need you.

  • @existenceisillusion6528
    @existenceisillusion6528 16 годин тому +1

    Pizza Hut motto: "What are you complaining about? At least we're not Papa Murphy's"

  • @BHabe-m1j
    @BHabe-m1j 19 годин тому +5

    The fact that you rated Little Ceasars so low - unsubscribed.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 19 годин тому +2

      LC's round pizzas are absolute garbage
      The deep dish is 10x better

    • @gregorymorse8423
      @gregorymorse8423 18 годин тому

      This is a classic example of garbage in...garbage out. Happens with trashy subscribers even :)

    • @princess_maya_
      @princess_maya_ 17 годин тому +1

      Their deep dish is A tier but regular definitely deserves an F lol

    • @daisylavender5275
      @daisylavender5275 17 годин тому

      Grow some......

    • @gregorymorse8423
      @gregorymorse8423 17 годин тому

      @@BHabe-m1j we now have official proof there are cuck lords subbed here

  • @Swamykalyani-f7c
    @Swamykalyani-f7c 14 годин тому

    This was exactly what I needed, thanks!

  • @msgtwarmonger3603
    @msgtwarmonger3603 16 годин тому +4

    Another no cooking video by one of of the best chefs on UA-cam- disgraceful! Josh is abandoning what made him successful.

  • @WeirdSoIL
    @WeirdSoIL 17 годин тому +2

    Josh, you’ve gotta try the thin crust Spinach Feta pizza from Dominos. I always add onions to mine. Also, being from the St Louis area I was sad you didn’t include IMO’s! It’s legendary here.

    • @LaddPhoto1
      @LaddPhoto1 15 годин тому

      Dominos thin crust is where it's at. Crispy, crunchy, flaky, buttery...mmmmmm

  • @GuadalupeMartinez-s4o
    @GuadalupeMartinez-s4o 14 годин тому

    Loved this video, keep up the great work!

  • @VGviciouskitten
    @VGviciouskitten 19 годин тому +1

    I was really hoping to see Me-n-Eds in this video of EVERY fast food pizza chain, but its an upper west coast chain so its forgiven. its my personal favorite pizza with a strong tomato sauce and cracker like crust.

  • @NickPR87
    @NickPR87 17 годин тому

    Marco's Pizza is elite! People at work used to rib me and ask if I had a part-time job there cause I kept recommending it, once they tried it they understood. It's been my go-to chain pizza joint for the last 5 years and I've rarely had a bad experience.

  • @Assassin1344
    @Assassin1344 16 годин тому +1

    I understand your rules for the pizzas you ordered but personally i think the Pan pizza from Domino's is the best fast food pizza and I wish it was included.
    I also used to get a stuffed pretzel crust pizza from Pizza Hut that solved the stuffed crust being bland problem. The pizza itself wasnt great but the crust was good enough to make it worth it.

  • @TEEDUBS
    @TEEDUBS 15 годин тому

    6:30 As a North Texan, I share the exact same sentiment regarding Houston, lmfao. I shot a wedding there this past May, and boy was I quickly reminded of why I didn't want to go back in the first place. 🤣

  • @jeremiahtuerk2463
    @jeremiahtuerk2463 18 годин тому +1

    My wife says I ruined any type of pizza chain pizza for her with home made pizza from scratch following Joshua's recipes and tips😂

  • @Maddyaddyaddy
    @Maddyaddyaddy 15 годин тому

    I haven’t had papa Murphys since childhood but I loved it! The pizzas we would get were absolutely massive so definitely look different than what was shown in this video.
    I think if you’re trying to feed a family it’s a great value

  • @Craider79
    @Craider79 17 годин тому

    Might I suggest a small addition Joshua? Make another round with like a top 5 best selling items - even if it's not even Pizza! Why? To me a pizza is not a "stand alone meal"! I often get stuff like a "cup" with dipping sauce - which with some pizzas can take them from "meh" to "GREAT!". Some places have an amazing salad which pairs well with a "doughy" pizza - in particular here where I live we have a Greek place which makes an ok Gyro pizza - BUT pair it with some of their Tzaziki and tomato, olive and soft cheese salad - and it's absolutely magnificent! (just an example of like 10 I can think of.) It's like a well made burger is pretty damn good - but have it with a cold coke and some well made fries and it's downright great! right? ALSO - when talking pizza - maybe their "classic" option is superior to their "latest" option? I know many times the "new stuff" isn't really that great and seems like a gimmick - however sometimes the "new" product is made with the lessons of what could be better in the classic version 😀

  • @Kilo3Cav19K
    @Kilo3Cav19K 15 годин тому

    Domino ex-employee here, The Sauce is from a bag. thats about it. and its not very well seasoned on its own. Toppings carry the pizza, but on its own with just sauce and cheese. Its solid C- D+

  • @kewan2045
    @kewan2045 19 годин тому +1

    I make my own pizza now unless I’m in a rush. Once you know what you’d like, you can make the marinara and dough very simple. After that use toppings as you desire. Rival along the quality of restaurants now 💪. Learning how to make your crusty strong without burning the pizza is key.

  • @wretchedpkmn
    @wretchedpkmn 17 годин тому +1

    Something to remember is that these national chains are often locally owned and operated. You'll see maybe 10% of your money going to corporate for advertising, franchise stuff, etc. but the rest is going to normal operation costs, employees, etc.
    But finding a non-chain probably gonna get you better pizza 🤷🏻 just not that much more of your money is going into the local economy, assuming it's not a corporately owned store.

  • @tomu.3285
    @tomu.3285 18 годин тому +1

    i moved to a neighborhood with a marcos pizza sharing the same parking lot as a gas station and thought "well, at least its close by". i go out of my way to avoid ordering any other locations pizza after that, and im glad to see that im not alone in my approval of the pizza

    • @SG-us4gz
      @SG-us4gz 18 годин тому

      Jalapeño ranch from Marcos is king.

  • @xSmokahontas83
    @xSmokahontas83 14 годин тому +1

    MARCOS.....ALL DAY!!!!!!!! If you're in the Jackson, Michigan area get Andys Pizza...bomb!

  • @michaelkurtz1967
    @michaelkurtz1967 16 годин тому +1

    Pizza conceptually is a perfect food in it's simplicity. Commercially marketed pizza has been turned into signature blends of toxic ingredients.

  • @Vaan4756346
    @Vaan4756346 16 годин тому +1

    would be nice to see you do this in other countries and look at their fast food restaurants

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 17 годин тому +1

    Focken called out Pizza Hut on their threat! 😂😂

  • @Katsuargi
    @Katsuargi 18 годин тому +1

    Yeah, never been a fan of domino's pizza sauce, but their garlic parm handmade pan with chicken bacon is probably my favorite fastfood pizza.

  • @MdJahangir-b7m6x
    @MdJahangir-b7m6x 14 годин тому

    Great job, this video was very useful!

  • @NateDeLaCruz-wy5bh
    @NateDeLaCruz-wy5bh 15 годин тому

    You should do this but with sandwich shops instead. I feel like you’d have a really interesting take on such a classic dish.

  • @Snake-filledChimp
    @Snake-filledChimp 15 годин тому

    I know 80s and 90s Pizza Hut can never return to us in all its glory, but I'm just here to echo that it truly was a GOAT restaurant experience... the cast iron pans... the pitchers of beer... the salad bar... the arcade games... the quality was 100% there. Oh, how the mighty have fallen 😔.
    PS - P Murph doesn't deserve that hate, although the value has definitely gone down as they've raised prices substantially over the recent past. The quality depends on how you cook it too. I'd defend it as C tier all day.

  • @VivekKushwaha-y9h
    @VivekKushwaha-y9h 14 годин тому

    This was super helpful, thanks!

  • @RCAReacts
    @RCAReacts 16 годин тому +1

    Support your local pizza...MY local is the Jet's Pizza that they went to IN THIS VIDEO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CynicalRabbit
    @CynicalRabbit 16 годин тому

    End of the day, to try an rate LC, you gotta remember, the reason its so popular is its the common peoples pizza. The pizza you can get when you have little cash in your pocket, but want a full pizza. If the best pizza in the world was 5.99, you'd know we be there. It isnt however. So LC is there for you. Get a whole feast for less than 20 bucks.

  • @thomaspruim6896
    @thomaspruim6896 19 годин тому +1

    I’ve had Marco’s 3 different times from 3 different locations, and it’s never cracked D tier.

  • @skjoldr481
    @skjoldr481 17 годин тому

    I call Marco's pepperoni the "Pepperoni Matrimony" because it's one of the few pizzas I wanted to walk down the damn aisle. Just fantastic for a fast serve pizza spot. I was ordering it weekly for a while.

  • @Charlie_Xmas
    @Charlie_Xmas 14 годин тому

    i'm with everyone here, 90s Pizza hut was the bomb, it was like going to get fancy pizza for my family and somehow they had the best fries.

  • @KL-yx4li
    @KL-yx4li 13 годин тому

    Really appreciate the insights in this video.

  • @butwhataboutdragons7768
    @butwhataboutdragons7768 17 годин тому

    When my dad was having major surgery at Emory Hospital in Atlanta, some family from there, and some staff as well, recommended a local pizza place. It was a chain apparently, but a small one. (This was like 15 years ago and the name was something incredibly generic, like Quick Pizza or something, so I don't remember the name at all.) I got a stuffed crust with mushrooms.
    To this day I wonder what the hell their secret ingredient was, because I have never tasted cheese that flavorful in my life, before or since. It was at the edge of being too salty, but perfectly so, if you get me. It can't have been just salt though. Maybe it was just incredibly fresh? Hell I'm from a small town in the Southern US, what do I know about fresh real mozzarella, ya know? Some sort of blend maybe. For all I know they threw it on the bathroom floor first!
    I make my own pizza, I play around with seasonings, and I get it right a lot, but that particularly strong cheese flavor eludes me. I bet it's the freshness, and I simply do not have access to a real cheesemonger!