Shadowheart kind of has surprisingly low standards. "I like my dicks quiet, jacked, and functional." On one hand, a bit classless. On the other, some Men would not blame her for liking simple men - She knows what she's after, so do they, it all works out for everyone involved, complication.
Well when you are infected with a parasite that turns you into a being with no genitals. You minds well get use out of yours before they become gore and fall off.
Why did I think this is going to happen at some point lol 😂 but as a Shadowheart simp I refuse to believe it, my canon is she's loyal through and through ❤️
@@hexgirl_x I loved traveling in DA:I with Dorian, Iron Bull, and Sera. Overall, it was the best dialogue, because they were all snarky and had quick comebacks. Sera asked Iron Bull about Qunari women. She has a thing for big and strong. However, if you don't romance her, she ends up with Dagna, which is exactly the opposite. It goes to show we don't know what we will actually click with, and it isn't all about specific looks and types.
Ive never been so sure of a playthrough idea. Origins Karlach in a Poly relationship with Shadowheart and Halsin! Shadowheart will NOT recover from this
Now that you said it, I'm curious what happens with the Drow siblings if you go to them as Karlach Origin. For once, before fixing the engine Karlach can't touch anyone. And then as a companion she's absolutely not on board with intimacy between siblings 🙊
The Emperor: so you went to the hell to get to hammer. do you not trust me? Me: I went to the hell for the hill giant gauntlets for strength and amulet of greater health for constitution. The Emperor: Oh, my bad for the assump... Me: Also, **NO** .
Yes, I was expecting the poll to be dominated by Halsin or Karlach, wasn't expecting Lae'zel to be the no.1 at all lol 😆 at least I created this video as a reference if some of them wanted to change their choice for the poll
Halsin being a self insert character really ruined the bg3 romance experience for me. Would have been better if it was an original character not trying to take the Tav's role out of nowhere
That and not originally being integrated into the romance system. Because he wasn't originally a companion, nor was he a romance option, the way he was added later has lead to him feeling forced into things
this is fun because my first character was an orc Fighter/Barbarian that played the Stoic Hero. AND the first romance WAS shadowheart. So it fit really well.
Shadowhearts dream fantasy would probably be her squeezed in by multiple tall and muscular guys, if she already fantasizes about muscles (and Halsin) like that. Queen!
My first run was a twinky half-elf bard and I decided to romance Karlach the second I met her. My second run I went for a beefy elf paladin and tho I hesitated I went for Shart. Didn't know I was her type.
can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on in this video? Origin Halsin talking to Shadowshart who went to Avernus with Karlach? Wtf?
Shadowhart if redeemed from shar and has dead parents she will go with karlach and wyll or just karlach this happend since patch 5 Halsin is either a mod or a chacter that the poster is playing like normal
Oh finally, I know why she fell for my Tav in my 1st playthrough: my first Tav was a muscular Paladin Half-elf, who would deal the most damage in the whole party. She would be tainted in enemies' blood constantly due to too many combat encounters
Ah so thats why she keeps giving my character the side eye, he like 7 feet tall and built like thor, but i mean when you worship the god of battle you cant be small
How the hell does Shadowheart go to the Hells with Karlach? But yeah her crushes on Halsin and Karlach are so obvious. The Halsin one might be because they have the same writer, and Jennifer English seemed to want the Karlach one.
@@PercivalCi'm also curious about that, i thought the origin character will be silent like tav if you play as them, but they do have voice lines mostly for their personal quest.
So my first time playing this game. I didn’t know what options to go with for my character so I just made a really big dude who just happens to be a paladin because why not and it didnt take long for Shadowheart to start flirting with me. I might do that again when my computer is assembled
Earning her affections the first time i played this game was legitimately one of the most fun aspects of the entire game on my first playthrough. Shadowheart, much like everyone else in the party is just a prickly horn dog at her core and once i learned that basically EVERYONE is just a horny versions of themselves it became hilarious to see her maintain this energy throughout the game lol. Astarions advances getting shot down only for my giga chad paladin Half elf to swoop in and never get denied by shadowheart was never not funny to me lol.
Asterion: "You're probably delicious."
Shadowheart: SILENCE TWINK
WAHAHAHAA
Shadowheart kind of has surprisingly low standards. "I like my dicks quiet, jacked, and functional."
On one hand, a bit classless.
On the other, some Men would not blame her for liking simple men - She knows what she's after, so do they, it all works out for everyone involved, complication.
That's rough, buddy.
all the guys are built like olympians, the only twinks in the roster is shadowheart.
@@Ed_man_talking9 Astarion has a strength of 8
I can't believe she actually goes: "Would you still travel with me if I was a goldfish?"
She had to adapt to what he told her somehow.
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" moment HAHAHA
"Withers, there's no time to explain, respek me into a strength build!"
But you’re a Wizard…
@@JonThunder12 I said respec me into a strength build not lecture me!
@@JonThunder12 Firebolts and fireballs are all well and good but have you considered throwing flaming rocks as 20 strenght man-trebuchet?
@@JonThunder12 "Time for some muscle magic! I cast fist!"
Given how he disses you if thou art maindenless, he would approve
Shadowheart: "I don't blame the mosquito, you probably taste good"
Astarion: "OH, SO IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU DO IT?!"
lol Shadowheart's double standard is real
Shart is twinkophobic
Truly one of the thirstiest games ever.
Lore Accurate Faerun Experience.
Well when you are infected with a parasite that turns you into a being with no genitals. You minds well get use out of yours before they become gore and fall off.
Or as the narrator put it "Furious Bi-Energy, the game"
Shadowheart: People ask me if I'm a top or bottom. I'm neither. I am a middle (smashed invewtteen Karlack and Halsin) I cannot breathe.
Bruh wtf😂
real
Tremendous
Huge
My happy place as well!
"So what is her preference?"
"She likes em big and buff."
"Okay but...men or women?"
"Correct."
No wonder she got along so well with my Half-Elf Druid Tav (who may have been the only one in history who considered Astarion a muscleman).
3:40 she really said "would you love me if I was a worm?"
Shadowheart’s dream scenario is a Cottagecore wife with a burley farmhand third wheeling the relationship.
Why did I think this is going to happen at some point lol 😂 but as a Shadowheart simp I refuse to believe it, my canon is she's loyal through and through ❤️
That’s how my female Drow Durge ended up with Shadowheart and Halsin
@@notserious6458 careful, she might abandon you for that bear 🐻
@@frandovian one can be both loyal and polyamorous
@@amoral_minority This is it, the most regarded comment anyone has ever made.
Shadoheart REALLY wants to take Karlach fo pound town
Who doesn't ???
Shadowheart just says in game what we kind of can't.
It would be cool if Shadowheart reacted differently to the more muscular player builds.
like sera in dragon age when you play as a female Qunari 😆
@@hexgirl_x I loved traveling in DA:I with Dorian, Iron Bull, and Sera. Overall, it was the best dialogue, because they were all snarky and had quick comebacks. Sera asked Iron Bull about Qunari women. She has a thing for big and strong. However, if you don't romance her, she ends up with Dagna, which is exactly the opposite. It goes to show we don't know what we will actually click with, and it isn't all about specific looks and types.
Doesn't she? Only as the origin players?
(I know you meant custom characters, and that would be cool too)
Shadowheart is the type of gal to act all sassy and domineering in public but is an absolute pillow princess in bed.
indeed she is
That's actually a very common thing! The more dominant you are day-to-day, the more likely you are to be a sub in bed
Oh yeah
The type you'd flip over with her face smushed against the pillows while taking it, griping the sheets for dear life.
She is Gods Favorite Princess after all 😅
Shadowheart: Those muscles make me feel things
Halsin: STR 10 😅
Fun fact. Thats just the default Druid preset.
If you look at Halsin prior to him joining the party he has a strength of 16.
Ultimate gym encouragment!
Yes 💪
@@DragonsDreamPump it for our Queen! ❤ She needs you big and strong!
I did 100 pushups after this video
You know what, I didn’t even realize that the Tav I made to romance Shadowheart was kinda her type, well except for being a selunite.
Drow war cleric and paladin??
Close body type 3 high elf war domain paladin
Aw, shucks, back to romancing Shadowheart every play through it is! Ya got me!
Guilty as charged.
Shadow Heart: What are you doing with all those bottles of hill giant strength?
Me, a gnome rogue: 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🏋️
No reason. Just looking to carry more supplies if the need arises. *Rolls for deception*
Ive never been so sure of a playthrough idea. Origins Karlach in a Poly relationship with Shadowheart and Halsin!
Shadowheart will NOT recover from this
wait this is perfect
She can bear with it
@@Eugenewu-xp9jhyeah she can 😏
@@s-094cam5 bear
Now that you said it, I'm curious what happens with the Drow siblings if you go to them as Karlach Origin. For once, before fixing the engine Karlach can't touch anyone. And then as a companion she's absolutely not on board with intimacy between siblings 🙊
The “Are you sure you’re not making a mistake?” 4:10 as Karlach is over his shoulder killed me 😂
Shadowheart when she sees a man or a woman with muscles that is silent: 😍😍😍😍
gentrified wyll is not real and can't hurt you
The Emperor: so you went to the hell to get to hammer. do you not trust me?
Me: I went to the hell for the hill giant gauntlets for strength and amulet of greater health for constitution.
The Emperor: Oh, my bad for the assump...
Me: Also, **NO** .
She really said “look , TREES!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don't understand how happy it makes me to know that. All those hours in the gym are for something.
Gods favourite princess
and the most interesting girl in the world ❤
I suddenly feel validated playing a big swol barbarian durge.
I apologize Shadowheart I wasn't familiar with your game-
I'm once again vindicated for going with a body type 3 tiefling Durge.
playing as origin helsin, the mods are faerun you will have to put up with two bears
wait something 'bit' Karlach? how'd it not get turned to dust as soon as it approached?
No one can try to keep from that snack
@@Helycon fair.
Your telling me she’s willing to squeeze with Halsin and I but not with karlach RAGGGGGGH
Karlach is the one who doesn't want to
@@abilawaandamari8366 What if your doing an origin playthrough AS Karlach?
@@Twotone-ld1fbYou solved it!
Hipster Wyll is so cursed
Since I heard "Mount Halsin" from Shadowheart, that's all I ever call Halsin now.
Well Shadowheart, a bear is alot stronger than a normal person, so he should be an automatic win.
"I prefer the strong, silent type"
Tav/Durge: 😉
Well, I know what I must do in my Origin Shart playthrough now:)
KARLACH(AND HALSIN, MAYBE) HERE I COME!!!
You need to be Origin Karlach to romance both Shadowheart and Halsin. Companion Karlach wouldn't approve of such a relationship.
i love how despite the video not even mentioning lae'zel, the majority still picked the right choice
Yes, I was expecting the poll to be dominated by Halsin or Karlach, wasn't expecting Lae'zel to be the no.1 at all lol 😆 at least I created this video as a reference if some of them wanted to change their choice for the poll
Halsin being a self insert character really ruined the bg3 romance experience for me. Would have been better if it was an original character not trying to take the Tav's role out of nowhere
That and not originally being integrated into the romance system. Because he wasn't originally a companion, nor was he a romance option, the way he was added later has lead to him feeling forced into things
Would have been nice to get Alfira over him.
I don't know, saying "he stole Tav's role", sounds like some coping self-insert.
Shadowheart: I prefer the strong silent type.
Tavny Soprano: *inarticulate italian noises*.
Tav casts disguise self: Gary Cooper.
She can’t help herself fantasising when it comes to Halsin, even in a relationship. Hot to see, I imagine tempting her with that. Best girl!
🤮🤮🤮
Halsin is a creep and unfortunately Shadohwheart's writer could not stop himself from making her thirsty for his disgusting self-insert.
Hahahahaha looks like she can throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety! Did I just have to change my name to Karlach?😂
this is fun because my first character was an orc Fighter/Barbarian that played the Stoic Hero.
AND the first romance WAS shadowheart.
So it fit really well.
Me romancing Shadowheart with my half- elf emo twink wizard whose strength was his dump stat.
Wait how did you get shadowheart to go to Avery’s with karlach if you aren’t playing as either of them?
This is what I wondered...
I'm always mind blown at how many lines of dialogue are in this game
I cannot believe these are _actual lines_ from this game
I did as Shart origin X Halsin X Karlach. I wish Halsin and Shadowheart were match up together in the end. Bear with me?
No, Halsin is an absolute creep and your idea is disgusting.
Shadowhearts dream fantasy would probably be her squeezed in by multiple tall and muscular guys, if she already fantasizes about muscles (and Halsin) like that. Queen!
My first run was a twinky half-elf bard and I decided to romance Karlach the second I met her.
My second run I went for a beefy elf paladin and tho I hesitated I went for Shart. Didn't know I was her type.
I suddenly feel like going to the gym.
can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on in this video?
Origin Halsin talking to Shadowshart who went to Avernus with Karlach? Wtf?
yes, what was that? a mod?
I need answers
Shadowhart if redeemed from shar and has dead parents she will go with karlach and wyll or just karlach this happend since patch 5
Halsin is either a mod or a chacter that the poster is playing like normal
@@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 I'll take that. Thanks
@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Thank you for this nugget of info. Karlach is just too damn fun loving and joyous for her to become a squid.
same here shadowheart...same here
Goddamn, get this woman some water.
04:00
Nah... those arms are built for support while Karlach is mounting me... from the back... 😏
me: i dont find any companions good enough to be a lover
withers: DISAPPOINTMENT
My halfling Tav is in shambles
Oh finally, I know why she fell for my Tav in my 1st playthrough: my first Tav was a muscular Paladin Half-elf, who would deal the most damage in the whole party. She would be tainted in enemies' blood constantly due to too many combat encounters
You really gave Wyll the Killmonger cut 😂
Lae'zel almost has the hots for Halsin. However, she is a party pooper and tells you that pursuing him ends you and her bond.
Pretended to sprain her ankle on occasion 😂
Shadowheart Laezel and Gale all being musk freaks is so funny
Ah so thats why she keeps giving my character the side eye, he like 7 feet tall and built like thor, but i mean when you worship the god of battle you cant be small
How the hell does Shadowheart go to the Hells with Karlach? But yeah her crushes on Halsin and Karlach are so obvious. The Halsin one might be because they have the same writer, and Jennifer English seemed to want the Karlach one.
Anyone who romances Karlach can go with her to Avernus at the end of the game, including Origin!Shadowheart
@@PhoenixFire2 How do they get to hear the audio playing as Halsin though...?
@@PercivalC you can't play as halsin
@@matiunited97 did you even watch the video?
@@PercivalCi'm also curious about that, i thought the origin character will be silent like tav if you play as them, but they do have voice lines mostly for their personal quest.
Messmer Astarion isn't real he can't hurt you
Massmer Astarion:
3:00 what mods are you using for face and hair?!?!/!?!
"Climb Mount Halsin" 😆
So my first time playing this game. I didn’t know what options to go with for my character so I just made a really big dude who just happens to be a paladin because why not and it didnt take long for Shadowheart to start flirting with me. I might do that again when my computer is assembled
Meanwhile, she had a crush on my femme dwarven bard with no strength...
Now I gotta romance her with a muscular tav 😭
as you should 😅👍🏻
2:17 this is why I didn’t cheat on her with Mizora, despite what she says after, she’s obviously still hurt
she’s so me
Tifa shadowheart
Aerith Shadowheart
I didnt find any of these clothes for Shadowheart on my playthrough
I didn't knew I need Mesmer Astarion until I saw Mesmer Astarion
Shadowheart's type just sounds like Karlach. And only Karlach.
0:40 Shadowheart is actually Tony Soprano confirmed. He got isekai'd and reborn as shart into Baldur's Gate after show ended.
but look. TREES
Don't tell her my half-orc she's dating actually only has 10 strength.
And yet in the playthrough I started romancing her I'm a Gnome Rogue/Bard
So we just going to ignore the fact that messmer made an appearance in this vid? lmaoo
I knew my Half Orc paladin was her type. Those clothes are out of control
how did you get the dialogue at 0:56 about shadowheart going to avernus with karlach?
Nice video but is your Tav.. Messmer? 😂 1:26
Nah that's Astarion
Earning her affections the first time i played this game was legitimately one of the most fun aspects of the entire game on my first playthrough. Shadowheart, much like everyone else in the party is just a prickly horn dog at her core and once i learned that basically EVERYONE is just a horny versions of themselves it became hilarious to see her maintain this energy throughout the game lol. Astarions advances getting shot down only for my giga chad paladin Half elf to swoop in and never get denied by shadowheart was never not funny to me lol.
My human character is jacked
1:05 how do you get Shadowheart to go to a Avernus with Karlach and get this conversation?
I'm gonna assume it's a multiplayer with her as one of the players
@@adlirostam4830 that would make sense
Not tested so not sure, but maybe choosing as Shadowheart as main character instead of Tav/Durge
I look everywhere for these clothes mods but I can’t find it sight
Now this became the motivation that I needed to go to the gym, also to kill Halsin in all my runs.
shart can go with karlach to avernus without one of them being the player? 1:10
at the end... she only asking that becuz Kha was right behind the both of yous. i bet that went well lmao
How does one get Shadowheart, or any other companion to go with Karlach to the hells?
Wyll has always gone oh my runs, didn't realise shadow heart could go aswell
They chose Karlach as their Origin character at the beginning of the game.
Strong silent type?!
Male
Human
20 str
Fighter
2hd sword
LET'S GO
2:16 an absolute hipster of a look. Holy shit i want expecting that. I spat my drink out
Does Shadowheart makes comments on muscles if Tav is romancing her with a strong body type?
Wow where did you get these clothes for Shadowheart?
Bro I need your freaking mods! The dresses, and accessories asap!
+1
Sure a lot of Witcher outfits in this video.
This is exactly why my Tav always has the body 2 type build (swole, muscular) look when romancing Shadowheart.
The blonde woman with the green robe is stunning! What mods are you using?
How many outfits does that half elf have!!!
yes