THIS is one of the few people on this planet that EVER spoke the Total truth. I just wish that more people would sit up and take notes. just as he did. R.I.P. George, you are loved and missed.
What a genius. The greatest of all time. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. What an inspirational quote that is. It puts things in such an uplifting perspective. To know this is all just one big freak show. People always trying to find reason for things. Reasons to kill, to be greedy. Some people do it in the name of God. But to George, everything just is, and so are we, for a little while. RIP to the greatest.
"when you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the freak show...and when you're born in america you're given a front row seat." Laughed Out Loud r.i.p. George
RIP Carlin. Legit philosopher right there at least IMO. A man who had the unique gift to see the world how it really is and tell us about it and make us laugh. Underneath it all you cant blame him for being cynical. Who wouldn't be when you are so in tune with the weaknesses of the human psyche.
I agree with him, that we are neck high in cesspool of lies. You can't possibly change anything. Try researching religion. It's a quagmire, every body disagrees with each other.
I love this man. I though of this quote... "We're as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we're not likely to do either." - John Green
My hero...I try to be optimistic about my life and the world around me, but it's clear that we are headed for self-destruction, and there's not enough people out there who can save us. Most people are too oblivious to realize it's happening because they are too distracted by gadgets, entertainment, and pro sports. I hope I live long enough to see how we all go. My one regret in life is not seeing this great man in person. If there is a Hell, I hope I can finally meet you, George.
"When you born in this world you are given a ticket to the freak show... and when you born in America: you're given a front-row-seat, and some of us get to sit there with notebooks, and I do my notes and I talk about the freaks, they are all human just like me and we're all the same, I'm not better, I'm not different... I'm just appart now, I'm separate, I'm over here because I put myself out of the mix, I don't have a stake on the outcome, I'm not a cheerleader for a given outcome"
I miss you SO much. You may have thought you were merely an observer on this planet, but I think you doubted how much people really learned from you. Really listened to you. You are still one of my greatest influences. R.I.P., sir.
I'm religious and I love George Carlin. I know it's sounds strange but he IS an awesome man. He makes people think and that doesn't happen to much now a days. Rock on George!
I appreciate that this video exists because it's good to hear Carlin speaking without playing for laughs or applause. He made a lot of good points, and it's a shame that no one else has stepped forward to carry the torch.
Speaking as a early 30's angostic/atheist I have attempted this tactic multiple times in my life. I can say I have searched high and low for god and at least for me he has never appeared. Given my current understanding of things Im starting to believe I am not meant to be chosen to recieve god's love. Which is why Im such a huge fan of George Carlin. Wherever he is now is where I want to be.
The next step in the evolution of the dominate species on Earth... The top three contenders. Cockroaches. (odds on favorites) They'll eat anything and are REALLY hard to kill. They been around for 350 million years and are getting larger. Rats. They always find a way to survive, also will eat anything and history shows ya can't count out mammals. Jellyfish. (A surprise challenger) Turns out they like plastic and are thriving when other marine life is being killed by it.
Wow. I wish I could've met this guy. I see so many similarities in his thoughts to mine that it's comforting. Comforting to know that there are others out there that feel the same, or close to the same as me. His gift was to lay it out in a way that made you laugh, which is all you should really do.
"You need to pray to god!" "But I don't want to" "YOU MUST PRAY TO GOD OR HE WILL SMITE YOU!" "oh okay then" *prays to god* .... "I prayed to god, he didn't answer my prayer" "Thats gods will, he doesn't have time to answer you" "So why did i bother asking him anything?"
If all the people who hold significant power in our world today were to watch this, and fail to reach any sort of understanding or accord (which is most likely the case), then we truly are fucked. How can the urgency of our species' mortality be iterated any more concisely than this. George you're the shit, also I'm baked out of my mind
@jivanta23 "i'm just a part now..." Actually, that's "apart" - he considered himself the same but separate. Not one of the crowd. Not better or worse, just apart.
he is a great philosopher.... every day I think of the freak show when I bike in the city traffic and see all those sad drivers primates prisoner in a coffin with wheels.... they had the great opportunity to have a healthy body and use it, and they squander it in a coffin with wheels...
the 30 seconds only. i love this man. 1:58 to 2:02 so true the gesture of bidding alone is a gesture of closure we dont only see in christianity but also in islam and the jewish belief. you dont see this gesture in polytheistic believes (or should i say visitor-worshippers). they always open their arms to receive/learn. most important most polytheist are anything but materialistic and egoistic. i did not come up with this. my budhist girlfriend did. i myself follow the learnings of the Asatrú.
George had it spot on. Glow in the dark shoes ; bigger trucks are mindless gizmos. But the information flow gizmos; they just might "save the planet"....
George understood God well that he does't have anything to do with what we made up. "God of Peace is very quiet because there is no conflict in Him". When George points out that "there is not Go", he means that there is only God of Love and not the one who is constantly watching you and punishing you. The world is as close to "hell" as we can get, but it is our own personal nightmare we made up and therefore we ourselves have a power to believe that it is real. We need to let it go because it is powerless, only fed by our own beliefs that are unloving and are hurting us for a while until we have enough and change our way of thinking.
@AngryPenguin27 what do you expect human beings to do? your answer to these questions are just as valid as George's. Maybe i'm being too pessimistic (like George) but I really don't think any amount of optimism is going to change the fact that the human race's years on this planet are numbered.
I'm not saying I'm an expert on human behavior, but to me he just seems so fucking genuine when he talks, even if I disagreed with him I would think that he was saying what he actually thought and wasn't trying to get quoted or to come off as being superior. One of the best (insert obligatory inflammatory remark about someone else's religion and/or belief system)
THIS is one of the few people on this planet that EVER spoke the Total truth. I just wish that more people would sit up and take notes. just as he did. R.I.P. George, you are loved and missed.
Wow, George Carlin is an amazing man and he helps me in dealing with the stupidity of people.
One of the wisest men to walk the Earth.
He was such a wise man. If this planet had more george carlins, the world would be a healthier place to live.
What a genius. The greatest of all time. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. What an inspirational quote that is. It puts things in such an uplifting perspective. To know this is all just one big freak show. People always trying to find reason for things. Reasons to kill, to be greedy. Some people do it in the name of God. But to George, everything just is, and so are we, for a little while. RIP to the greatest.
THE PILE OF SHIT IS TOO DEEP.
-George Carlin
"when you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the freak show...and when you're born in america you're given a front row seat."
Laughed Out Loud
r.i.p. George
RIP Carlin. Legit philosopher right there at least IMO. A man who had the unique gift to see the world how it really is and tell us about it and make us laugh. Underneath it all you cant blame him for being cynical. Who wouldn't be when you are so in tune with the weaknesses of the human psyche.
George Carlin takes all the thoughts in my head and puts them in order. Lol
"Were all the same, i'm not better, i'm not different, i'm just a part now..." ~George Carlin
I actually cried to this, especially at: 0:15 - 0:44.
"He was here a minute ago..." RIP George
I agree with him, that we are neck high in cesspool of lies. You can't possibly change anything. Try researching religion. It's a quagmire, every body disagrees with each other.
I love this man. I though of this quote... "We're as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we're not likely to do either." - John Green
My hero...I try to be optimistic about my life and the world around me, but it's clear that we are headed for self-destruction, and there's not enough people out there who can save us. Most people are too oblivious to realize it's happening because they are too distracted by gadgets, entertainment, and pro sports. I hope I live long enough to see how we all go. My one regret in life is not seeing this great man in person. If there is a Hell, I hope I can finally meet you, George.
Once in a lifetime Human Being. RIP George Carlin.
"When you born in this world you are given a ticket to the freak show... and when you born in America: you're given a front-row-seat, and some of us get to sit there with notebooks, and I do my notes and I talk about the freaks, they are all human just like me and we're all the same, I'm not better, I'm not different... I'm just appart now, I'm separate, I'm over here because I put myself out of the mix, I don't have a stake on the outcome, I'm not a cheerleader for a given outcome"
You were one of my heroes. RIP George...
he preached the truth and nothing but the truth
WOW!!!
He took the words outa my mouth
Can't wait to get my ball-rubbing cellphone :D
im sad he was like my tv father
It's good to know that I'm not the only one that thinks insects might possibly rise up in the food chain.
A man who was always ahead of his time.
I miss you SO much. You may have thought you were merely an observer on this planet, but I think you doubted how much people really learned from you. Really listened to you.
You are still one of my greatest influences. R.I.P., sir.
I'm religious and I love George Carlin. I know it's sounds strange but he IS an awesome man. He makes people think and that doesn't happen to much now a days. Rock on George!
I appreciate that this video exists because it's good to hear Carlin speaking without playing for laughs or applause. He made a lot of good points, and it's a shame that no one else has stepped forward to carry the torch.
Speaking as a early 30's angostic/atheist I have attempted this tactic multiple times in my life. I can say I have searched high and low for god and at least for me he has never appeared. Given my current understanding of things Im starting to believe I am not meant to be chosen to recieve god's love. Which is why Im such a huge fan of George Carlin. Wherever he is now is where I want to be.
Wow Ive thought about this kind of thing for some time now, but I never knew where to find people who would listen...
New favorite Icon, GEORGE CARLIN
Saying 'RIP George' is kinda paradox, he didnt belive there's a life after deth
YOU DONT HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING GEORGE SAYS TO RESPECT HIM AS AN INTELLIGENT BEING - PEACE & LOVE!
The next step in the evolution of the dominate species on Earth... The top three contenders.
Cockroaches. (odds on favorites) They'll eat anything and are REALLY hard to kill. They been around for 350 million years and are getting larger.
Rats. They always find a way to survive, also will eat anything and history shows ya can't count out mammals.
Jellyfish. (A surprise challenger) Turns out they like plastic and are thriving when other marine life is being killed by it.
We need people like him leading our countries, and instead of all the fuckers currently have high positions.
them fundies man thinking they are "heroes" and have to "save" everyone
Darn! I got the wrong phone!
just incredible. This man is one of the smartest people I've ever heard had the pleasure to listen to.
Kinda feelin most of that. Thanks george. You are not forgotten.
God damn I love this man and I love his message, FUCK YEAH!
the voice of common sense
I feel the same!
What an extraordinarily intelligent and perceptive man!
George Carlin: beyond brilliant.
One of the absolute best videos I've ever seen.
George Carlin has always blowed my mind.
George had it figured out. He's a great role-model. Thank you.
"it just seems like the pile of shit is too deep"...
if that doesn't sum up the state of the world today idk what does...brilliant
I miss him so much :(
i love it when george carlin repeats things. jizzzz
Wow. I wish I could've met this guy. I see so many similarities in his thoughts to mine that it's comforting. Comforting to know that there are others out there that feel the same, or close to the same as me. His gift was to lay it out in a way that made you laugh, which is all you should really do.
00:46 so TRUE, especially today in 2014.
So true, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless their reasonable souls. :p
is this complete interview on here
I for one will never give up my binocular vision!!
@IcaroVolera information? What does that have to do with entropy?
"You need to pray to god!"
"But I don't want to"
"YOU MUST PRAY TO GOD OR HE WILL SMITE YOU!"
"oh okay then" *prays to god*
....
"I prayed to god, he didn't answer my prayer"
"Thats gods will, he doesn't have time to answer you"
"So why did i bother asking him anything?"
I love that man.
man created god in his own image.
Great comments on everything.
I really miss this very knowledgeable man. I am a "watcher" also myself. I am going to have I.D. cards made saying that just to pass-out maybe. ":^ )
Interesting topic
A great,smart, perceptive man he was.
When he says we have "gifts" he means we can do more then animals... duuuuhhhhh!
If all the people who hold significant power in our world today were to watch this, and fail to reach any sort of understanding or accord (which is most likely the case), then we truly are fucked. How can the urgency of our species' mortality be iterated any more concisely than this. George you're the shit, also I'm baked out of my mind
'everybody has a cell phone that will make them pancakes and rub there balls'
XD
that was beautiful.
Indeed, we have past the tipping point.
i have never come across a more aware and brilliant mind !!...i love this man!!...
@jivanta23 "i'm just a part now..."
Actually, that's "apart" - he considered himself the same but separate. Not one of the crowd. Not better or worse, just apart.
Carlin was awesome. For you younger fans who don't know, one of the people that Carlin looked up to was Robert Anton Wilson--check him out too.
So true ...
and we want something that we can plug in that will make big big big things for us.. epic words
@Monomeisms Thats funny, i also agree with you. Double win :)
Lucky enough to see an open minded being. People might form a religion in 500yrs called carlinism and he might be their messiah.
Church, priest, and tabernacle.
Notebooks! How much do you think we can get for those?!?!?
he is a great philosopher.... every day I think of the freak show when I bike in the city traffic and see all those sad drivers primates prisoner in a coffin with wheels.... they had the great opportunity to have a healthy body and use it, and they squander it in a coffin with wheels...
the 30 seconds only.
i love this man.
1:58 to 2:02 so true the gesture of bidding alone is a gesture of closure we dont only see in christianity but also in islam and the jewish belief.
you dont see this gesture in polytheistic believes (or should i say visitor-worshippers).
they always open their arms to receive/learn.
most important most polytheist are anything but materialistic and egoistic.
i did not come up with this. my budhist girlfriend did.
i myself follow the learnings of the Asatrú.
I love this man.
oh my freaking goodness
the pile of shit is too deep. Great ending
This would go great to a triphop beat just like 'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' by Lazyboy which sampled the late Greg Giraldo.
@GingerAMVs I know. Where the fuck do I get one of those phones?
Sadly we all have to stop and ask our selves what really matters
George had it spot on. Glow in the dark shoes ; bigger trucks are mindless gizmos. But the information flow gizmos; they just might "save the planet"....
yup
George understood God well that he does't have anything to do with what we made up. "God of Peace is very quiet because there is no conflict in Him". When George points out that "there is not Go", he means that there is only God of Love and not the one who is constantly watching you and punishing you. The world is as close to "hell" as we can get, but it is our own personal nightmare we made up and therefore we ourselves have a power to believe that it is real. We need to let it go because it is powerless, only fed by our own beliefs that are unloving and are hurting us for a while until we have enough and change our way of thinking.
i would agree but it seems to me that even bullshit has a use. so i feel like that would be offensive to bullshit.
Love is the only thing that really matters in this world.
the pile of shit is too deep. hahaha so true.
@AngryPenguin27 what do you expect human beings to do?
your answer to these questions are just as valid as George's. Maybe i'm being too pessimistic (like George) but I really don't think any amount of optimism is going to change the fact that the human race's years on this planet are numbered.
Thumbs up for the notebookers.
its the guy from the bill and ted films
He's right.
Cut that crunch lmao,i though there was someone in the room -.-'
I'm not saying I'm an expert on human behavior, but to me he just seems so fucking genuine when he talks, even if I disagreed with him I would think that he was saying what he actually thought and wasn't trying to get quoted or to come off as being superior. One of the best
(insert obligatory inflammatory remark about someone else's religion and/or belief system)
This makes me want to wish that i was an archaeologist from a million years in the future - different specie discovering the past xd. .
Baking soda rules
You can probably get an app that does it.
I want a cellphone that makes pancakes...
god bless george carlin. RIP
Ima notebook guy too... RIP George.