r/Askreddit What's Your "I've Got To Get Out Of Here Right Now" Story?
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- r/Askreddit We've got stories of people who realize they need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible. One guy goes camping by himself in the woods and finds a wild animal that looks like it's been ritualistically sacrificed. Another person witnesses an attempted murder at a Waffle House. Another guy nearly gets eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs. These stories are shocking, bizarre, and truly terrifying!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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My wife and I had a secret code for "Get me out of here NOW!" Silent and discreet. Give me a quarter. That is it. No scene, no begging, no questions.. In all our married life, I got one quarter, and a dime with the comment "I owe you 15 cents." Nobody there had any clue what that was about, but we left promptly, no questions asked. One time was a wedding reception with too much booze and someone brought brownies. This was before some states legalized that. Both times were good calls on her part, as things got out of hand after we left.
Highly recommend a secret partner code for this. Important, no discussion or questions at the event. It's bad enough already. That was part of the code.
I love this idea and will definitely be doing something similar if and when I get married. I hope more people would start taking steps like this in advance and trust each other enough not to question it in the moment.
This is a great idea. I'm gonna use this if I have a relationship
That's a great idea! I'll pass that on to other couples I know.
As for me and my husband, we've been together a long time and just kind of developed that sense. Especially me, since he gets nervous in crowds (PTSD from combat overseas).
Me and my partner are very blunt so we just literally use even if we are in front of people "get me the fuck outta here" 😂
@@JordanOpitz Whatever works, bro. 😎
Anybody else remember the stories from Entitled Parents about people bringing a parent with them to a job interview and suddenly feel really, really bad for having laughed at them in the past after hearing this job interview story?
👏🏻👏🏻
There's a difference with them going with you to the interview and going into the interview with you.
If you find it can you link it?
@@olehart5850 Yeah, I think it was a zoom call.
It’s a different thing having someone accompany you to an interview compared to having your mother force herself Into your interview and answering the questions for you
Mind if I drop my own story here?
When I was 9 and my brother was 6, we were at a beach near our apartment. Every thing was normal, the flag was green, there were a lot of people just enjoying the sun. After about an hour of us being there, we were sitting on the sand after playing in the ocean. Suddenly my mom, after looking out into the sea, tells us as calm as possible, "put our things in the bag, we need to leave" my mom is a Coast Guard, so whenever she said something about the water, we listened. We did as she said, and we climbed up the stairs (the beach was really small and a lot lower than the regular ground, almost like a pit). Once we were there, I finally thought to ask what was wrong, and my mom told us that there was a massive wave about 5 waves out and that it would, one that would cover the entire beach. We found a bench and watched. Sure enough, about 5 minutes later, a huge wave crashed onto the shore, stretching over all visible sand, getting everyone and everything on the beach wet. It wasn't like a tsunami or anything, but the tide had a decent pull and could scoop up a child if they weren't careful. We watched in combined horror and awe at how unpredictable the sea is. After it retreated into the water, we were able to see that no one got hurt, just very wet, so we thought that it'd be a good time to go home to tell our Abuela what happened. Years later, I use this to remind myself, "never turn your back to the ocean"
My mother and I had a similar experience when I was a kid. We have a local festival here in the fall time, and she decided to take me by herself one year since I really wanted to go. I went to get in line for the Bumper Cars ride, and while I waited, she saw a man by the exit who seemed to be watching the kids as they left the ride. My mom told me quietly to be careful because of that man, and when i asked why, she told me that the man had been waiting by the exit of the ride after multiple different groups of people had gone onto the ride and then left. I was confused, but just agreed with her. When I got out of the ride, the man was gone, and my mom quickly grabbed me and took me to a different part of the festival
Later that night, we were watching the news and got the report that the man had been arrested outside of the festival after an off-duty cop had heard a woman in line mention how the man was strangely loitering and watching riders get off the ride. Turns out, that was my mom who they were talking about, and that this guy they arrested was actually a registered sex offender
Shouldn’t places where kids are like amusement parks. Have the list or photos of the local offenders and not let them in.
@@ked49 This is a festival meant for the community as a whole, not just kids, so they can't really keep track of everyone. Of course, this festival has also gone downhill in terms of quality over the years because of the fact that they will publicly sell alcohol and that they've had a methodone clinic in the town where it's held, so there's a lot of drug addicts and alcoholics there
Red sky at night,
Sailor's delight.
Red sky at morning,
Sailor take warning.
Green sky at day,
Tornado incoming.
Thank you
@@Lamprocapnos_spectabilis I made up the last part. Its usually more like "outta my way I'm taking shelter!"
@Chris George lmao
the sky ain’t bright
Leave at first sight
Red sky at night
Shepherds delight,
Red sky at morning
Shepherds warning,
Green sky at day
Run the hell away
That dude's dad who shot the bull kinda deserves the bull getting him. I'm annoyed he got away with it.
Never hit any male in the balls it will result in a bad time.
Na bro its a great thing to teach your kid animal abuse at an early age!
people who hurt animals for fun deserve to get what's coming to them
@@internetduck1520 True but i feel like he might have ended up dead had he not escaped, which seems a bit extreme. Maybe like have his balls shot with the bb gun too or something
@@liitutereuiui4687 I'll have to agree to disagree because I believe animal abuse is the worst thing possible and therefore deserves the worst punishment
12:40 I'm pretty sure the tyre was thrown onto the back seat by one of the first responders who had to clean up the mess. So, they probably would have waited for any person in the back seat to get out before crushing them with it. ;)
@@deannaabeyta1855 Exactly. You never know. ^^
“Do you work in bowser’s castle?” Made me lose it ahahahahahahaha
Like right before that comment came up I was thinking, "dude works in a video game"
In actuality my best guess is a refinery
Next post op is gonna be complaining about how some Italian guy came in and attacked his boss lmao
@@SpairM "Thank you for defeating our CEO, Mario..."
"But your princess is in another workplace!"
@@ScooterBond1970 *LOUD WHEEEEZING*
Love the line "is probably just stare at the sky like a yolkle and then die"
I stopped dead in my tracks to laugh at that line too. Made my day ❤
*yokel. A hick, a rustic, a bumpkin.
Yeah thanks I tried to spell it like 7 times and just gave up
I have far too many of these because of random men. On the bus with one pestering you for my number and touching me, following me on the street and trying to catch up with me.
The two that made me visably shake with fear still haunt me.
One guy started to follow me home, I just got off the bus and he'd said something to me. This was in the middle of the day with plenty of people around so I ignored him and kept walking. I realised that I had to turn the corner and it was going to be just me and him. I decided to cross the street and turn down the alley early.
Now this meant that when he followed me around the corner he was face to face with a police station.
Something in his face made the two policemen standing outside move towards him, and he started to run away.
They made sure I was OK, and I walked the rest of the way home.
The second was at about 3am, and I had to call a taxi to get home from the hospital. My mum was in intensive care. I was tired and so drained that I didn't realise what was happening at first.
The driver started to ask me for s*x. Over and over again. He laughed when I said no, and continued to give me reasons why we should.
I couldn't get out the car because I lived in a rural area and it was in the middle of now where. I mean fields with cows. He pulls onto a street close to mine and I say oh were here and get out. I ran to a neighbours house , because he was slowly following me, her husband was still awake and I flung myself into his arms and cried.
I called the police and they told me there was nothing they could do because it isn't against the law to ask for sex...even if its considered his workplace.
@Sharee Mitchell not uncommon for UK police. I once had to wrap my brothers car up like csi after he was assaulted because they wouldn't come out till the following day to get fingerprints. Me taping black bags to a car at 3am because it was going to rain.
When people start acting creepy around you, don’t run. Instead, do something even creepier to assert dominance.
I like this idea. Better than living in fear
I like it!
Yeah, i know that. My plan if i ever got people acting strange around me is act crazy and sprint at them screaming
Dominance will get a woman hurt or killed. Try acting weird, crazy, or pee. Sometimes abusers want a fight, that way they can justify hurting her, she asked for it. But if you start yelling, I AM THANOS, bow to me! Or some other crazy sh*t and pee on yourself, the dude will hopefully not stick around for act II.
@@arandomraccoon8565 no no just carry a fork and pull it out then say thank you god for this meal, works every time
When I was about ten, my parents started shouting at my sister and I to get into the basement. I thought we were in deep doodoo. Turns out, I came down and saw my parents looking through the small basement window, and I looked as well. Sky was super green, and as it turned out a tornado touched down that night. One of the only times that a tornado hit my state as I live in the northeast. My dad knows a bunch about meteorology and while the tornado hadn't gone too close to our house, I'm glad we weren't all just in the living room or something and with my luck, torn the place apart.
Yes living in the midwest the sky does turn green usually about the time things start getting very quiet. Tornados are dangerous but they produce some of most beautiful storms usually if you are a safe distance away you can stay outside and watch as long as you have good cover.
Welcome to tornado alley, where the severe weather is more of a show than a terror. Lol my coworkers from other states are terrified at anything related to severe weather, and nobody local could give a half of a crap about it. Its an interesting juxtaposition.
In college, i lived with two out of state women, OR and HI. There was a 7.1 earthquake and I was thinking, oh crap here we go again, and I dealt with it. They needed meds to go to sleep and slept outside for the next 5 days. My other CA housemate and I just used the time to bbq and drink all our booze.
The tire was in the back because it got ripped off and the tow truck crew just threw it in the back to take to the junk yard.
The top looks like it was cut and then pulled back with the jaws of life, too.
Dad and Mom got hit while in his Toyota 4X4 truck. The small car hit the left back wheel, knocking it off the truck, they skidded into the ditch without rolling. The car rolled, but the four drunks inside weren't hurt. FHP trooper arrived, and took care of the situation. After the car was hauled off, the Trooper helped Dad put the wheel back on, so I guess the studs weren't totally stripped. Dad drove it home, carefully.
Thank you. I was shaking my head when rslash said the tire went into the car. Its clearly been towed and in a junkyard. And looks like jaws of life to get the top open.
I use to work at a body shop, one day we had a Chevy Yukon towed in. This Yukon was on the news the kid driving thought he could beat a train, nope 3 out 4 of his friends died on impact. The driver, the front passenger and the passenger in the rear of the driver died the one behind the front passenger lived. No idea how the dude survived he was in critical condition. The yukon, the b pillar was touching the other b pillar on the driver side ( those that read this that don't know on a 4 door there's usually 3 pillars a,b, and c, a is front one that holds the windshield, b is the middle and c is the back that holds the rear windshield). The Yukon was in the shape of a c or u, the drivers door and seat were gone, the driver rear passenger seat was folded over. Tbh the years that I worked there that wasn't even the worst I've seen.
Good point. Hadn't even thought about how much the damage was from the jaws of life.
It's a shame how many of these stories are from women in fear of being sexually exploited.
Agreed
stories like these happen to me and my friends literally once a week. i am confronted with literal pedophiles and people trying to kidnap me all time. but somehow men say "their friends arent the bad guys". every woman i know has been sexually traumatized and somehow no men are responsible.
For real;so much for strong independent women and equality n all that
Yeah exactly my thought. All the stories of women are being scared of getting abducted/raped/murdered by men, and the guys stories are ... different
@@elioto487 maybe instead of making UA-cam posts you should be calling the police. If you see pedophiles and rapists in the act, and you have evidence you Gota do your part in getting them arrested. Unless you’re just exaggerating your fears
If you feel sus about certain things happening even though you are not sure, just grab your phone and record your voice.
okay blaire witch
This is actually a really cool tip. I'm definitely gonna have to use this should the time come!
why the voice?
Why
Say why
9:54 from my understanding heavy rain or a severe storm usually happens if clouds has a vary dark shade of green, I've only seen these clouds once last year, before it started raining, it was raining so hard it sounded like rocks was hitting my roof, and the streets were slightly flooded
There was a time the sky turned green as I was going home from a trip. That being said, no tornadoes hit that day, but my child brain was terrified
Ah yes my daily rSlash
Yes
I live in Virginia and I’m glad that I have another warning sign for tornados, especially if I’m home alone and the TV is off.
When I was in high school, there was a park across the street with a playground. My friends and I went there to have lunch. We were sitting on the swings chatting, eating, smoking, etc. When I see a dog running straight for the playground. Barking and slobbering PIT BULL!!! I said we need to climb up on something the dog can't climb. So we did, and the dog ran to the swings and clamped down on one. For 5 minutes we sat watching this dog go crazy biting the swing. Eventually some guy comes along walks up behind the dog and grabs its hind legs and starts pulling. The dog had a death grip on the swing and it took the guy punching the dog in the back of the head 3 times before it let go. He then put a chain on it and dragged it away. We got down and went to office of the school to let them know what happened. The park we were in is next to a primary school! Never heard if anything happened but never saw the dog or the guy again.
That's hist straight out animal abuse
@@legendarykingkian Yeah, that is partly why we reported it.
3 views, 52 likes, and 25 comments, sounds just about right for UA-cam.
3 views. 139 likes, 36 comments, sounds just about right for UA-cam.
WAIT 1 DISLIKE ON AN RSLASH VIDEO
This joke is old and isnt funny anymore
@@arctifice6709 i could but they r the first comment so ye
A View is only added when the user has watched a certain percentage of the video, changing based on the overall video length.
Comments and Likes are counted on submit/click.
And nearly every video is bombed with "FIRST" comments, before enought time has passed for even one person to watch the video completly.
Thus it's just normal for a video to start out with more likes and comments than views.
UA-cam has not made any mistake. It's people that believe clicking on a video is a "View", who are not thinking straight...
The taxi story reminds me of when I was in middle school and walking home. As I was carrying a rather large instrument (band kid) and had to cross this parking lot. A group of maybe 6-8 boys approached me and their leader came within a few few and told me they were going to jump me. I started to panic as fear set in and I knew I wouldnt be able to outrun them, would have to ditch the instrument, etc. A car approached and the drive rolled down their window. Did not know her, but I recognized the girl in the front passenger seat as a classmate (still dont know who, I literally only just recognized that she was in my grade at school). The mom asked if I was okay and wanted a ride home. I nodded, still unable to speak. The backdoor unlocked and I threw my stuff in the car and it moved forward. Never saw those guys again.
You would not believe how fast a 230lb 6'2" sailor can move when a 7/8" wire rope begins humming like a piano string. For reference we regularly tested that rope to 30,000 lbs and it never made a sound.
Why did it make that sound??
@@mytsukey to much tension on the wire. made a very deep hum.
When I was in college one day a car started following me from college to my house, mid way some dudes that I always help out with meals or water when they needed, eventhough I was broke myself, they walked pass me and told me don't look back there is a white car following you, don't go to your house go to the police station beside the court house (just a few blocks away from my house), we will be watching just in case and told me they got my back. They where from the hood and God bless them cause it was late at night when it happened, I don't even know what would had happened if it wasn't for them. Hope they are doing better.
I had to post this second story...you tell me if it fits...true btw.
A friend and I were staying at a youth hostel in Surrey ( UK ). We decided that since it had been a nice day and the forecast was good for the night we'd go to a local pub for a bite to eat and a few pints of beer...as you do :-) We'd met a Canadian guy at the hostel...pure blood Lakota....and he LOOKED IT!
We had a great night out at the pub, playing pool, darts...and chatting up some of the local girls.
On the way back we ran into a 'situation'. There were street lights for the first 3/4 of a mile or so...then nothing, but no big deal...it was a warm night with a clear sky and a full moon...we could see well enough.
We got within a couple of hundred yards from our turn off when it happened, we're walking along chatting quietly when we heard it...'Snick. SNICK'...THAT sound that's made when a bolt action rifle is made ready to fire.
We paused and looked at each other...then before any of us could say anything...'BOOM'...a bullet richocheted of the road not far ahead of us.
We took of ! we're weaving back and forth as we ran, there was another shot just as we reached the turn off...'N' dived of to the right, 'M' dived between the bars of the horse paddock and got in between all the horses. I ran further in and did a sliding stop and ended up behind a bloody big Oaktree.
For a few minutes there was silence. Then quietly I called out. 'M'...you ok'?
'Yeah'. 'N'....you ok'?...there's silence. Then a bit louder 'N'!...you ok'? Then we heard a grumpy voice...'No'. Me : where the eff are you'?
'N'...'In the hawthorn bush'.
At that moment we hear dogs barking like crazy...then 'BOOM....BOOM'
That was the local game keeper ( ex S.A.S. lol ) who had just let a poacher have it with both barrels from a 12 gauge shotgun...with both barrels loaded with ROCKSALT !
Big inquiry, police were called etc etc...turned out that the poacher and shot the helmet of police officer's head a few weeks previously...he had thought he ( and we ) were a Deer! How could he mistake us or a guy on a bike as a deer? Well dear readers...the guy was so short sighted his glasses were like three milk bottle bottoms stacked on top of each other. Oh...what was he using? A Lee Enfield ( second world war issue ) rifle .303 calibre.
We dug 'N' out of the hawthorn bush and got him back to the youth hostel...where we had to pull out all the damn thorns he had stuck in him...not a pretty sight.
The only time I thought "I got to get out of here" was one time I went to a friends for new year's eve. She lived in an apartment building and 3 muteral friends of hers had just buzzing to get let in when I arrived. We all went up to what we thought was hers, went straight in without knocking, took our shoes off and walked round the corner to be greeted with 3 topless guys, one was drinking beer through a hose/funnel. We all have each other "what are you doing here?" looks before me and my friends quickly apologised and left. I wouldn't have minded so much had we not been completely sober
That survivalist stoy actally reminds me of the time my Dad tried to scare me. He found a couple of deer skulls and put them on some sticks and told me the indigenous ppl around there did it. I knew he did it and wasn't scared.
"Stare at the sky like some yokel and then died;" your commentary is what makes you my favorite channel.
All these stories remind me of when I used to take the bus in college. I took two buses to get to and from college in my early years, and you meet a lot of strange and sometimes interesting people. One day, an older Hispanic man approached me, speaking to me in Rapid fire Spanish. This wasn't unusual, for some reason many people thought I was Mexican or middle eastern and would speak to me in their native languages. So he sits next to me and keeps talking, even after I told him I don't speak Spanish.
I do understand a bit of Spanish, and he kept calling me 'sweet little girl', or something like that, and kept getting in my space. Then he tried to hug me, and my first thought was to grab my phone. Thankfully, I knew what button to hit to make my phone buzz and pretended I got a text. Told him my friend needed me. Got up, called her, and asked her to stay on the phone with me till he left. He didn't leave until I met with a bus friend who was a special care worker. He traveled in a group, and they all knew me, and could tell I was spooked. He left after that.
TBH, if you've grown up in the Midwest, you almost don't even need visual cues to know a tornado is coming. It's almost a feeling in your bones.
The story about the dogs reminds me of my previous house, the neighborhood sucked. I was taking my own dog and my brothers dog for a walk when these two huge german shephards came up to us. I didn't want to scare any of the dogs and start a fight so I stood still and let the animals all sniff each other. One of the dogs I had with me was a pitbul beagle mixed girl, the other was a chihuahua french bulldog mixed girl. Sweetie, (the pit-gle) was a fit medium sized dog, Cutie was such a small and thin thing (the French bulhuahua. We had just gotten her a few weeks prior and she was so thin and picky at the time.) Suddenly, the other dogs started growling at Cutie and I quickly picked her up, but Sweetie was tugging on her leash, even though these two huge dogs were surrounding me and made it impossible to move. I let go of Sweeties leash and she started walking towards our house, the German Shephards followed her and I started walking with them, just trying to get home. They were a little rough with Sweetie, but they didn't bite her scratch at her, mostly just kept stopping her and shoving her around, even though she was obviously scared. Anytime I tried to even just lower Cutie so my arms wouldn't hurt so much, the GS's would just run up nd try to attack her with her still in my arms. Luckily this wonderful man in a van showed up and took Cutie for me so I could walk Sweetie. I was scared to at first but I didn't really have much of a choice because my arms were tired as all hell from the long walk where I was holding something high and kept having to stop. This man wasn't able to scare off the dogs, but they did leave get a bit nicer after he showed up and just kind of walked with us. Once I got home, the owners of the dogs rounded them up and I was able to get inside after Cutie was handed to me. He was a savior! For a little while after that I thought that he may have started it to figure out where I lived, but he never came back or anything, so I'm fairly certain he was just a super nice guy, helping out poor little female-presenting child. My family still has both Sweetie and Cutie, though they're incredibly fat because neither of them are quite as picky as they used to be lol
As a teen I was in the foster care system, I didn't trust them one bit and spent 8 years on and off riding with truckers. Now that I'm much older I realize how lucky I am to be alive. I've dodged a lot of figurative bullets in my life.
I'm somewhat disappointed in the guy on the highway story leaving the cop, in the absolute middle of nowhere alone and driving off. I couldn't have left him until I knew he was safe.
Yeah I thought about that too! I hope the officer wasn’t hurt by that psychopath.
My story is this:
I had an abusive stepdad. Abuse, sexual abuse, mental abuse, drugs, weapons, the whole ordeal.
When I was 13 I ran away to my grandmom and turned him in to the police, lived with my grandmom for 7 months for things to calm down and get sorted.
The dog story op has a guardian angle: the local taxi driver what a good man
Not often do I watch a RSlash this soon after uploading, 6mins is nice.
The story about the tornado reminds me of a trip to Florida my family took and as we were crossing one of those long narrow land bridges in the middle of the water. When we noticed that the skies were turning an oddly familiar green and about 2 or 3 miles from us out over the water a small tornado dropped down and was heading directly towards us. My dad sped up and tried to get the hell out of there as this waterspout is quickly getting closer and about 400 or so feet from our car it just died and threw water all over the place and large fish fell on the hood of the car. Yea, growing up in ohio should have been enough to know tornado signs.
If you trespass here you better be able to make the fence in 9.9 seconds, as the bulls can do it in 10.
Also, in June of 1966, when I was 11, a huge tornado went through our city. Not long after it passed we went outside and I'll always remember the greenish tinge to the sky.
I really want an episode of r/ihadastroke still haha🤣❤️
I did not know rslash was from Virginia.... I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE NOW
When I was a teen I was with my parents at our home in Billings, MT (don't live there anymore). The weather had been weird all day, but Montana isn't known for tornadoes. Even though the area around Billings is pretty flat there are enough random weird rock formations (like the fact that half the city is on a cliff) that tornadoes just don't happen that often. My parents are weather watchers, and they love it when there's a weird storm. They'll frequently go out on the porch and watch storms, taking pictures etc. So this one day in June, they were out there watching the sky as it changed weird colors. I remember going out to see what was going on, then I realized the sky was turning green and the clouds were starting to form a funnel. It started to rain, then hail. I tell them there's going to be a tornado, and we have to get back inside in the basement, but they laughed at me and said tornadoes don't happen in Billings. That's when the tornado landed. Thankfully we saw the beginning signs but weren't close enough for it to be near us. I ran in the basement, but they never came down. If it had gone in a different direction, they would have been in danger. Instead, it landed on this big arena and basically just sat there sucking it up. Parts of the storm hit a couple of trailers, but if I remember right no one died. Anyway. That was my experience with the Father's Day tornado.
day 1 of thanking r slash for helping through my self harm urges
The only thing I can think of is the time I was house sitting for my mother while she was traveling for work. This was pre-you-know-what and Pokemon Go was still new and exciting.
But she lives four miles from the nearest pokestop, so no pokemon or items.
So, I'm all "I'll just hatch my eggs" and I go out to take a quarter of a mile walk down to the end of the road and back.
A tiny female cat had shown up that night, I called her "Squeaky" because she couldn't meow, just made small squeaks.
She followed me, for a fifth of a mile, squeaking at me and trotting along.
Then, from the woods, about a hundred feet away, I hear a snap. Something stepped on a twig and it broke in half.
The cat bolts upright and is just gone from visual range in five seconds.
I start walking backwards, doing this stupid thing I do where I growl like a fully grown Grizzly.
[I do not recommend it, cuz it tears my throat a new one]
Then I start to run backwards, no poke egg is worth getting mauled by some coyote or badger.
Sadly, I never saw Squeaky again, she was too scared to ever come back.
Mine is when I tell my parents a joke and they made a 5 hour long lecture
Oof
Allegedly, there are an estimated 50 active serial killers in the United States, alone. They aren't publicized because it may impede or ruin an investigation if the killer is tipped of that someone is onto them, and, one would imagine, so as not to panic the populace. If you live in a major city in the United States, the is probably at least 1 serial murderer active in your area, and that doesn't include gang/mob/cartel related murders that are usually never even suspected.
My gf and I are watching this and ten seconds in we have to pause because were laughing at how calmly this man introduced the author of the first story.
"Our next reply is from deeznuts" Goddamn Rslash you got me bro
I heard a loud sound and everyone started screaming and just thought i will get the out of here and home fast
I enjoyed the summer holidays
You know this reminds me of a time I got off the bus in 7th grade. I got off and for about a week this car with 2 older ladies sat at my bus stop and seemingly drove off when I walked home. One day though they asked me the classic line of "Hey, want some candy?" Even to this day I thought of how dumb it sounded knowing how much of a cliché that they tried to use. With me being antisocial in those tween years I walked on and said nothing. She replied with "You don't know what you're missing" in a sort of sing song voice. It terrified me and I noped the fuck out of there. It just creeps me out as to what would have happened to me had I said yes. They drove off as usual and after about another week I didn't see them again and hopefully never do
"wtf do you work in bowser's castle?"
i'm not ashamed to admit i just blew coke out my nose
Yeah, I remember having to explain the green sky to my British husband as I dragged him into the tornado shelter his first year in the Midwest.
"Um, why's the sky green?"
I look. "It means," as I grab his arm, "we go inside and into the basement."
Good morning, everybody! Have a great day!
I’m from VA, we’ve had a few tornados in the past couple of years, the first one the sky didn’t turn green but it DID turn yellow, the second, it was just black and it completely destroyed the next city over, and we spent the entire night in our tiny bathroom because we don’t have storm cellars
“Not all men”
These Reddit stories:
I agree with you rSlash, I work for home care and if there is a client with questionable background, then two workers are sent over. That employer is terrible.
About the van, my brother told me once an experience like this that happened to him. He was walking back to his apartament, it was pretty dark and there were almost no light on the sidewalk, he noticed someone behind him, he got a bad feeling and sped his phase, the man behind him did as well. Luckly a taxi driver offer him a ride and thet probably save him from being mugged, or worse. What surprises me is he wasn't scare, he knew he was in danger but kept calm and had a giant hit of luck.
I don't post on reddit so I'll share here. I chase lightning and since it's rare in Oregon, I've gone as far as 40 miles to get a better look. One day at the top of a very expensive neighborhood (Nasir Park, Lake Oswego for you locals) i saw a phenomenon ice never even heard of. There was what looked like horizontal lightning traveling slower than walking speed about 30 feet off the ground. There was about 5 other people there, but no one i knew. We all looked at each other and without words realized this was probably a bad thing and all retreated to their respective cars. Let me preface this last part that while i chase down lightning, sometimes it feels like it's chasing me like a living entity. I ran down to my car, which was parked lower than anyone else's and as soon as i got in my car, the biggest bolt of lighting I've ever seen struck feet behind my car. It was like staring at the sun for a min all in one flash and was unbelievably loud. I'm sure i would have died. I've had lightning strike the ground within 20 feet off me 4 times in the last 15 years.
This is one of the best Askreddit videos rSlash has done, enjoyed those stories so much. I like stories about creepy/unsettling situations that you know you have to flee from, I've got a few of my own but they seem tame after hearing some of these.
First two only needs two words, Oregon coast. You ever been to the Oregon coast, you might know what I mean. First one was when there was this couple flying a kite, I was a tiny child around maybe 8 or 9 years old, I was a very small kid. So I'm fascinated by it & I ask to watch them launch the kite & so on, the wind was strong & I was too small so they didn't let me hold it but it was cool seeing it but then I got bored & left. I see the kite following me, getting closer & closer to the ground so I got nervous & started walking faster, it was still following so I start running to get away from the kite but I tripped & fell, kite fell on top of me & I got tangled in the strings, everyone raced over to get it off of me & I wound up with rope burns on my neck.
Other time was many years later when I was a older teen, my friend & I were hanging out on the beach, having a grand time when the tide out of nowhere started coming in. I use to go to the Oregon coast all the time so I recognized this & started racing to get out of there. My friend grabbed her stuff & started following me, I saw other people still lounging on the beach & I was wondering why they weren't trying to get out. People closer to the water started rushing to pack their things & join us in the back then other people got the message & started rushing too & with the water finally reaching the back & with so many people trying to get out, it was congested trying to reach the exit. I ended up having to walk on a log to get out which is something I NEVER do, this was because there was nowhere else to step. We made it out alright but the tide was completely in & there was like no beach space left. I forget which beach it was, I don't think it was Seaside since that's the big tourist place, it was a smaller beach but it escapes my mind which, this was around 10 or 11 years ago. If you want to get an idea for how serious locals take the Oregon coast, watch some of the Oregon coast PSAs, you'll get the picture. I'm originally from Beaverton so I grew up about an hour in a half away from the coast.
The next two happened within summer of 2007, that was a busy time for me. This first one happened close to where I lived in Beaverton which is typically a safe city like I think other people around the Portland area have jokes about us but only one I can recall hearing is about how the police officers in Beaverton never have any work so they get bored or something, totally butchered that joke. Pretty much, stuff doesn't typically happen although there was a restaurant taking part in human trafficking apparently, my friend I was with during this time knew this too, she told me about it sometime after this situation happened although might of been great to know about it sooner, I wouldn't of been so open to sitting in an empty school parking lot on a quiet summer day with very little traffic around us otherwise but this is where we were. We had visited a nearby convenient store that is close to that restaurant I mentioned & were walking back home with our haul of candy. The faster way to get back is to cut through the parking lot of the nearby school & since this was summer, it was completely empty, dead. It was peaceful & quiet so we decided to sit down & munch on our candy as we laughed & had fun. A car pulls in & slowly goes through the parking lot & my friend joked on them planning to kidnap us to which in that situation wasn't funny, we were a couple of teenage girls alone with nobody else around, there were houses but we'd have to run across the street to get to them. This was in 2007, during this point in time, I never had my cellphone on me because I only used it for emergencies, I wasn't into texting & typically hung out with my friends in person, I didn't usually care to have my phone so no way to call for help. She thought the joke she made was funny but I knew this could be a bad situation. I told her that this could actually be serious & she tried to get me to relax & then dug in the kidnapping joke a little. The guys stopped at the spot where the parking lot bleeds out into the street but there were no cars going by for them to wait on so I tensed up. They get out of their car & terrified 15 year old me let out a MASSIVE scream that caused dogs in their yards to start barking. The two men leap back into their car & speed off right away, even pulling out into the street as another car was coming but they were so fast they didn't collide. My friend then joked on my scream being a superpower but I could tell she was shaken given I regularly joke when I'm scared too but somehow this time, I didn't snap into that mode & I am ever so thankful I had the mind to scream before they got too close. I swear it wasn't even a week later when I'm in the car with her & her mom & her mom points out the restaurant near the convenient store then tells the story of when she went to pick up takeout but saw something peculiar & ran off to tell her mom about it. I fail to describe it because I honestly forgot what she saw but it was told to me in detail, I just remember it freaking me out. That restaurant closed down soon after that.
Last one, this was August 2007, I'll never forget the day because this happened same day Phineas & Ferb first premiered with the episode Rollercoaster, I know this because I was stuck in a hotel room suffering through my younger sister watching High School Musical 2 & was too terrified to leave due to what happened earlier that day. Also, I was 15 & my sister was 12, the HSM series just barely missed me but for those who like it, I'm not trying to offend you, just it came in slightly too late & I never got into it because of that. I ended up loving Phineas & Ferb, it was what I needed after that stressful day. So what happened? I was on vacation to central Oregon for fossil digging, we were staying in Madras & traveled to Fossil because Oregon fails at naming cities. Seriously, fossil digging in Fossil Oregon, real original guys. The neighborhood the motel we stayed at was pretty bad like whoever ran the place were very rude. Toilet got clocked, my mom contacts the front desk, guy working it tells her to stop shoving pads down the toilet when it wasn't even the time of the month for any of the ladies staying there, it was poop that clogged those pathetic toilets. Yeah, wasn't a great place to be. Stupid me decides to walk to the nearby Shell station to buy some candy because for some reason at 15, I had a fixation towards getting candy at the nearby convenient store. Seriously, odd the two stories I have to tell involve that, anyway, there's some apartments across the street from where we were staying, right next to some small hardware store that had creepy guys running it but that's not important, they gave a weird smile when I asked to use their toilet when ours was clogged if you must know what level of creepy those guys were. Going on my walk, some guy from the apartment complex was getting his mail & he saw me, gave a smile, & asked where I was walking to. I told him, just going for a walk. He offered to give me a ride & those darn stranger danger videos I watched when I was in grade school during the 90's flashed into my mind, you know the ones I'm talking about. I told him no & continued on my way, he tried insisting but I kept shooting him down. He was following me so eventually I ran, called my mom because it seems like I learned my lesson from earlier in the summer & actually had my phone on me this time, that was a miracle. She picked me up & I explained what happened.
Thankfully as an adult, I hadn't had situations that bad, I've had a few things here & there but never anything as scary as those. Suppose you learn how to avoid situations like that as you have them but there are still times when I had close calls like when I road the MAX (it's like a train) back home & was with my friend who later became my roommate, some guy was watching me as he sorted his cigarettes a few rows down, if you've ever been on the MAX, it was one of the older cars with the stars going up, we were sitting in seats facing each other but on different ends of the car & it was later at night so nobody else was riding with us. He was licking his lips as he looked at me so I woke up my friend who nodded off & pointed him out to her, we jumped off that car at the next stop & got on the other car, I noticed creepy cigarette guy also got off & we left him behind because he didn't realize we were switching cars. That's an example on how I was able to avoid what could of been a nasty situation. You just learn as you go & hope that it isn't through the hard way. There's no avoiding things entirely but you can still make smart decisions. I do thank those cheesy stranger danger videos we were forced to watch in school, they helped me out a lot.
Oh, I was open about where I use to live because I don't live there anymore. I realize I made it easy to pinpoint my old location but I moved out of state & I'm not disclosing where. Go ahead & use the info to find out the general area I was in, I'm not there anymore & neither is my friend from the school parking lot story plus a cop lives in my old neighborhood so good luck dealing with him.
The tire was probably placed in the back seat while crews cleaned up the accident and was still there when OP snapped a photo.
Someone mentioned truck-driving serial killers. The first thing it made me think of was Keith Hunter Jesperson, the “Happy Face Killer” who was a truck driver. There’s a book about him by Jack Olson, called “I: The Creation of a Serial Killer” and it’s worth a read/listen.
I constantly have the feeling of needing to get out, paranoia is a hell of a drug.
Rslash bruh you make everyone’s day better I like the r/entitled parents
Mammatus Clouds are often associated with Thunderstorms. If they are green, you need to get the hell out of dodge and find shelter immediately because they have the intensity to produce a tornado and hail. I am from Indiana, if the sky looks weird, we are on high alert that the weather could change to be extremely dangerous.
Regarding that car picture. The roof was almost certainly cut away by the fire department to extract the OP. And when they salvaged the wreck of the car later on the towing company simply threw the wheel which had broken off into the rear of the car so that it was secure during transport.
“Do you work at Bowser’s Castle?” 🤣🤣
Ooooh im early, hey can i get a pin?
no
On the green sky and mammatus clouds, sometimes only one happens, and the green is usually just a tint. You have to watch the sky when you feel like a storm is coming, because sometimes it might not be noticeable enough to go, “oh! That’s not good.” If you look up ‘green sky before tornado’, you’ll see some very green skies, some photoshopped, and some with light green tints.
I work on a race horse farm, & had to go out into the paddock to get each horse 1x1 to take them back in, I tell ya when 5, 1500lb+ massive standardbred race horses come galloping towards you & you're in the middle of a paddock, you get a very, deep sinking feeling lol (thank God there's a hay stand in the middle of each we can jump in if need be haha)
that colorado story, I wouldn't have run to a car in the middle of nowhere, I would have just gotten in and driven away. That was a really stupid decision that somehow ended up working out
@06:09 WHAT?! I lived in Everett WA. I can promise you, that van was probably up to no good!
Here's some shit for ya. My ex step daughter went to school on Casino road in Everett WA (about 2 miles from that Home Depot) and one day she was really late off the bus. She got in trouble for not checking in straight off the bus because usually she would play with her friends first, so I said just make sure you come home first, then go play. So I figured that's what happened. She comes home and,
I say "excuse me lil lady, why are you so late?"
Her: "OH we were on lockdown!"
Me: "uhhh...excuse me? Why? No one from the school called me"
Her: "someone was running from the police and had a gun and was running around by the school so we had to go on lockdown!"
Me: ".........WTF"
I called the school and they apologized for not calling.....like wtf dude?!
I'm from Virginia too, here in the Appalachians we don't usually get tornadoes but we did get one about 10 years ago. It killed over a dozen people in the town over from me and I was at work when the tornado came through. Scary! We aren't used to anything like that
Gotta love the rSlash knows that usually I hear his videos rather than watching them most of the times. Best ASMR ever.
That last story: Damn, dude. You stumble across a Wendigo cult or something?
Had those moments multiple times with thunderstorms.
As a kid we were playing at a little river. Mostly blue sky, no rain, no thunder. Suddenly lightning hits just a few hundred metres away. Our parents made us run back to the car immediately.
Second time was while hiking in a forrest in the middle of nowhere in Sweden. Nowhere to go, we just ducked under the smallest tree we coud find and waited like 30 min while lightning struck all around us. Not a very fun experience when you can see a tree literally explode 300 metres from your position.
The most recent one when I was using a weed-whacker in our forrest to clear out a path. It already was raining all day and with the noise and earmuffs I didn't hear the approaching thunderstorm until it was right on top of me. I just dropped the weed-whacker and run to get below the nearby powerlines.
I hate thunderstorms.
Hope this one comes close enough.
My boyfriend went for a driver's exam and he failed. They asked to reschedule an exam the next month. I told him he should wait some longer to study more and I had a bad feeling. I had to convince him cuz he wanted to reschedule asap but eventually he gave in. A month later the day that he should've gone for his exam there was a tram shooting on the route where we were supposed to be. I was so glad that I listened to that gut feeling he shouldn't reschedule.
Great stories!
My own "I've got to get out of here right now." It was 2011 or 2012, I was a Basic Training, Commanding Officer at Fort Sill, Oklahoma (dead center tornado alley). My fresh Battery (also called a Company) had just finished some weapons simulation work and we were all waiting outside the training area for our transportation pick up. As we waited my Drill Sergeants and I noticed the weather started to shift drastically and clouds went from just a few to near black and filled the sky. Then it happened, the wind switched from cool to warm...then back to cool...then back to warm. Then one of my Drills said "HOLY F***** S*** of a M*****F****** A******!" We all turned and saw the funnel cloud starting to come down about 75-100 meters from our position. I turned to my First Sergeant and yelled "TELL EVERYONE, GRAB THEIR RUCKS AND RIFLES AND GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, NOW!" Needless to say, we wasted no time and the entire battery (about 150 people) sprinted 800 plus meters to the next nearest ditch. Thankfully the funnel cloud never touched down, and everyone was safe and all equipment was accounted for.
So, I used to work in a rural area, like, not in the middle of nowhere, but next to a few small houses there wasn't much around the area. Well, there was a psychiatric hospital up the hill through a bit of a wood-way, which did not exactly help the situation. Anyway, I was at work, we were a dancing school and had courses running for couples up into the later evening. So, once everyone had left (it must have been just past 10pm), I did my usual tour, made sure to turn off all the lights, closed the windows and lock all the doors. Once outside, I made my way to my car. The parking lot was super small, like, it could hold about 5-6 cars and it was also a little bit down the road, as our school was already built slightly onto the hill. So, I make my way down, when suddenly I hear the loud bang of a shot being fired. I saw the source as it flashed up in the dark and it was something like 4-5 meters away from me in the wood area. I screamed and then I ran as fast as I could, somehow grabbed my keys on the first try while I was running and I somehow made it into my car. I immediately started it and rushed off, without looking back once. Only when I was on a big, traffic-heavy road, I pulled over to the side and took a moment to realize what had just happened. It was as bizzare as it was shocking. To this day I can't help wondering wtf that was. And yes, I kept working there and walking down that path almost every night. I kept an eye and an ear out for a while, but nothing ever happened again. It still always creeps me out when I think about it.
The detached tire in the back seat was probably put there after the fact, to keep it with the totaled car for towing.
The first guy was the desk manager of hell
The story that took place in Everett, Wa, I live there and know exactly where that is, the apartments, my uncle used to live there. I’ve had similar things happen to me. Really scary is that there a pretty bad s3x trafficking ring that goes on here and I guarantee you that’s what it was. One of the tactics they use is following girls who are alone around parking lots then at the last second, a bunch of people will get out of the back of the car and grab them, they’ll hold them down in the backseat and they’ll most likely never be seen again. This almost happened to me twice, once when I was with my mentally ill mother. Fortunately I was near my car both times
That story about the person who got spun into the snow plow is completely bonkers. There is no rhyme or reason why they survived the wreck. That is some crazy luck.
The deserts around Colorado (specifically in the Utah tourist spots) are very, VERY sketchy. My school bus was forced to go out of Colorado for safety reasons into Utah for a competition.
A few hours into the ride, it was dark out and we were running on very low gas so the bus had to stop. We were alone and the accompanying parents and the other school bus driven by a teacher weren’t with us. We stopped by this gas station with their lights turned on but it was obviously closed. Us creative band high school students were just voicing our concerns of a whole bus of us getting mugged in this middle-of-nowhere gas station… eventually we had to leave but I didn’t know if they decided to because they were closed or they were worried. We did make it to the next town, though.
As an iowan, the ice roads here are no joke, we had 3 back-to-back blizzards this Febuary and the ice was TERRIBLE, accidents everywhere especially from ppl who aren't from here. Don't come here during the winter unless you have someone to take you places or you have at least some experience with ice roads.
EMT here, and I got one for you as well. Enjoy!
Went to pick up a lovely old lady with dementia because APS called us (substandard living conditions).
Lady's son was there, on the phone with his brother, saying "You need to get over here. They're trying to take Mom."
Neighborhood was slightly ghetto, so this was NOT gonna go well. I went and told my partner, "We need to go. Now."
(We made it out without any violence, no doubt due at least in part to the very polite police officers watching our backs.)
“As a kid from Virginia” I- I’m from Virginia Too- nice
8:06 This does not go for most tourist destinations in Thailand. It does in most places, but Thailand, Vietnam and a few other places have really good tourist areas as long as you know where you're going.
12:47 The tyre put there after the crash.
The car wreck one gave me flashbacks. My dad and I were in a car accident where we were hit by a semi-truck. We were in a Subaru legacy 4 door sudan. Our car looked very similar to the picture shown. Miraculously I only had a concussion. My dad very nearly died. He now has dementia as a result of the traumatic brain injury he sustained.
i think the best way to confront a out of control dog in the street is first throwing rocks at them from a distance and then a stick if the charges toward you, never try to use hands or legs as they can associate directly the aggression on you and not a stick or a rock, rocks make the dogs hesitant as they can't figure out how you are hurting them and a stick will help you get out of their grip and keep a safe distance.
16:52 this sounds like what happened to cattle + cows and stuff, in places like skinwalker ranch and some other places too. I remember they talked about it on Ancient Aliens once
Plot twist : they were the taxi drivers dogs and it was all a set up as a way for him to meet OP
9:54 That guy sounds like he is the real life Joker.
Shot a bull with a bbgun...
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
One time, I was at my guy friend’s house for Halloween. I was in the kitchen with him and his mom waiting for my then bf to arrive. A family friend and his kids came to trick or treat and hang out for a bit. The dad said to me, “I’m not trying to sound creepy, but are you dressed as a hot teenager for Halloween?” I was wearing a v-neck sweater and skinny jeans. I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life.
A year or two ago, I was walking across the street to get to my bus stop for school. (I’m what some people refer to as lawful good so I always wait for the signs to say that I can walk.)
It was around 6:35 and was about halfway across when someone turned, dangerously fast. For a moment, I figured they’d slow down enough for me to get out of the way but immediately knew that they weren’t going to stop but I had no time to run or walk out of the way. I had to make a choice IMMEDIATELY if I wanted to get out of there with minimal damage. I slammed my arm into the car (a few inches away from me now) and used my arm to push my body forward and to safety. They stopped (I would’ve been run over completely by that time) and I figured they’d come out to check on me but sped off a few seconds later. I was in too much of a shock to even think about getting the license plate number. I got to the end of the road and called my mom in hysterics. I ended up leaving that situation incredibly lucky, I only received a bruise on my arm (had to wear a sling for a little while to be safe) and some good fun trauma. More importantly I was still alive when it could’ve ended differently with me freezing up instead.
Needless to say, I didn’t need to go to school that day.
The only 3 things I can count on in my life is taxes, death and rslash uploading everyday
One second 15? So she should have reported him. Or her dad should have that is highly illegal right?
That first story reminded me of the grain elevator explosion in Atchison Kansas in 2012 to 2013
I’m so glad that every interview I had two employees there instead of one with the door open. Sure every job I get gets better because I didn’t realize how bad the last was but I’m so glad my state is more kind than nice. There’s a difference, nice people look like they be kind by being polite but if you made eye contact they ignore you. Here if you made eye contact, you give a big smile and wave. Sure they maybe crazy but even the crazy guy at my store years ago helped me out more than when I moved out of state for a year. Everyone was nice over there but I had no friends. They make fun of the fact I listened to Spanish music, and even one guy always seemed annoyed because I’m hair was too curly. It’s not like he pay attention in class but it bugged him that I sat in front of him. When that happened at my home state we just get to k ow each other and play cards secretly in the back.
All my major interviews have been in the middle of the workplace (they were smaller and it was quite common) so if they tried anything, all you have to do is yell. But unless my job has a metal detector (current one does at the main entrance) i carry a knife on me at all times. Learned that from living in the ghetto. Theyll fuck with you if you have mace, but if you have an actual weapon, they leave you the fuck alone. I also am planning on carrying mace, but the knives I have keep me feeling safer, and 100% allow me to not be stressed over someone trying to mug me or whatever.
I grew up in Oklahoma and green is kind of a misnomer, the sky does turn somewhat greenish when a tornado is about to touch down but to the outside eye it just looks like a dingy gray, either way when you see that sky you duck for cover because chances are your roof is about to go on a vacation
Nitpicking here, the car/snowplow story, the crew who cleaned up the accident probably put the wheel in the back seat. Large pieces will often be put with or in the car they went with. He'll of a scary thing though. Glad nobody died.
There's almost always at least 2 guys in the vans that try to snag chicks.