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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 роки тому +408

    What's the craziest crime that your family member committed?

  • @TilcTac
    @TilcTac 3 роки тому +460

    “I bet that was a closed casket service.”
    Honestly, I bet there wasn’t even a service.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 3 роки тому +33

      Brave of him to assume a poor miner AND a complete asshole would even get a casket.

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 3 роки тому +9

      @@CazadorSlayer hopefully they used his body as fertilizer so maybe he can actually be useful for once

    • @chalkietigger4650
      @chalkietigger4650 3 роки тому

      @@missm2925 Yeah, they usually do scatter cow faeces as fetilizer

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 3 роки тому +778

    Who gets a gun held to their head as their FIRST warning and thinks "I'm just going to call this dude's bluff." If anything that was Darwinism doing it's job.

    • @Thundarr100
      @Thundarr100 3 роки тому +47

      I was going to say the exact same thing.
      Reminds me of the Taken movies. When Liam Neeson says "Let my daughter go or I will track you down and kill you" he freaking means it. And if your son was the one stupid/arrogant enough to say "Challenge accepted" then you should let things go.
      So that girl's dad was a real life Liam Neeson. Cool . . . and scary.

    • @xxxx-jh5vc
      @xxxx-jh5vc 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ghornuin Then he wouldn't have hit them the second time.

    • @DAKOTA56777
      @DAKOTA56777 3 роки тому +8

      @@xxxx-jh5vc Did you even read the guy's comment? If he wanted to die, and the father said he'd kill him for hitting his daughter again, then he'd see an easy way to do it.
      It's the same idea as suicide by cop when you walk into a police station and pull out a gun.
      Not saying this is any more likely than him being an idiot, just pointing out that you seemed to completely miss the comment's idea.

    • @SometimesAbel
      @SometimesAbel 2 роки тому +2

      What a shame.

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому +419

    That was as big a jump as I've ever seen -
    "my sister stole an inflatable cow"
    "my uncle committed arson and a double homicide, had an armed stand-off with the emergency services, before killing himself with a rifle"
    "Okay....I suppose you win.."

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 3 роки тому +24

      ...and then:
      "15 year old girl shot her own father in the face because he was generally a huge bastard, after arguing with two of her siblings that whoever got there first would do the deed."
      Like Jesus, nothing like fatricide on a real scumbag, right?

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 роки тому +6

      just goes to show how different people are.
      If I found out what that guy did, I'd just go "oh no. Anyway..."

  • @BerserkGorilla
    @BerserkGorilla 3 роки тому +428

    Crazy how forcefully passionately hugging can give you 6 years but lying on a document or faking money can give you 10 years minimum

    • @BerserkGorilla
      @BerserkGorilla 3 роки тому +29

      Oh you just murdered that girl.in cold blood then cut up the body? We'll give you 7 years in the slammers

    • @DrkWhiteWolf
      @DrkWhiteWolf 3 роки тому +37

      @@BerserkGorilla Welcome to the difference between Federal and state based law enforcement.

    • @jackieboy0005
      @jackieboy0005 3 роки тому +36

      Don't fuck with the US government's money.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 3 роки тому +6

      @@DrkWhiteWolf so some states are sexist

    • @ExElliexE
      @ExElliexE 3 роки тому +17

      @@GiordanDiodato I mean yeah, but the judicial system in general is fucked up.

  • @Juju2927
    @Juju2927 3 роки тому +642

    3rd Story : "My uncle burned two people alive and then shot himself."
    Rslash : "Oh no. Anyway-"

    • @unsalted_computer
      @unsalted_computer 3 роки тому +12

      Just another day

    • @LavenderSystem69
      @LavenderSystem69 3 роки тому +5

      Looks like Jodi picked the wrong service member

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      yeah, that was a dick move by RSlash…

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      yeah, that was a jerk move by RSlash…

    • @meerbee2910
      @meerbee2910 2 роки тому +7

      @@bostonrailfan2427 No? It's crazy, but some of these stories are even crazier. What should he of done? Should he of said "oh no that's horrible" then carry on unmoved?

  • @bluebeanie561
    @bluebeanie561 3 роки тому +359

    I have a theory with the bunny costume. Since the drunk mess of a man is of course drunk and even if he did call the cops, the cops will think he's just drunk delusional. The community can pass of the scene as joke between friends or none of their business with 'crazy'.

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 3 роки тому +30

      That actually makes scary sense

    • @ireallydontcare-_-1995
      @ireallydontcare-_-1995 3 роки тому +16

      Uhhhhh did you commit this crime? Because that theory makes so much sense

    • @pastelprincess3904
      @pastelprincess3904 3 роки тому +34

      Also plausible deniability! "I didn't see their face officer, I have no clue who could've done it!"

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 3 роки тому +15

      @@ireallydontcare-_-1995 Or...they just think outside the box.
      As a writer I can write some really messed up shit, but I'm no psychopath.

    • @bluebeanie561
      @bluebeanie561 3 роки тому +22

      And this theory is brought to you by that scary year in the US with the killer clowns, multiple crime shows, and the hobby of writing for fun :D
      Thank You.

  • @ericaw528
    @ericaw528 3 роки тому +295

    My dad almost burnt down our town once.
    Him and his brother were smoking in the woods, the butts caught a tree on fire. then that tree caught another tree and it escalated until they had to call in two water helicopters and basically the entire fire department.

    • @RowanAvery1375
      @RowanAvery1375 3 роки тому +14

      That's insane! Was this in California or Australia lol

    • @Joemamasisneor
      @Joemamasisneor 3 роки тому +17

      @@RowanAvery1375 😂😂 bold of you to assume the location

    • @junkerowo
      @junkerowo 3 роки тому +3

      sounds like the wildfire that forced me to evacuate my city lol

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 3 роки тому +2

      @@RowanAvery1375 neither. We live in a small town in newfoundland.

    • @ericaw528
      @ericaw528 3 роки тому +4

      @@RowanAvery1375 its also fair to note dad was like 15...he's now 63.

  • @ritinhachannel
    @ritinhachannel 3 роки тому +87

    Daughter: my abusive boyfriend was found dead
    Father: how bizarre!

  • @EFantasic
    @EFantasic 3 роки тому +199

    Holy crap. The story about the child who murdered her own father was insane. I'm glad she wasn't sent to prison. It sounds like that man was a monster. Edit: wow. This video was pretty dark.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 3 роки тому +26

      it did go from 0 ("my sister in law stole an inflatable cow") to 100 ("my family literally killed people") pretty quick....

    • @seannewton1798
      @seannewton1798 3 роки тому +1

      If you did the crime you should do the time no matter your age or circumstances (unless it's a baby)

    • @jasonpritchett2043
      @jasonpritchett2043 3 роки тому +15

      @@seannewton1798 i don't know friend if my dad tried to burn me alive twice and take pot shots at me with a rifle, I don't think any jury would convict me

    • @seannewton1798
      @seannewton1798 3 роки тому

      ​@@jasonpritchett2043 Still if you committed a crime then you should do the time even in self defence it should not be ok to kill people, fair enough if you had to injure the other person and they ended up dying later on, but to outright kill someone should not be allowed as that would be bringing justice into your own hands.

    • @furryhunter8897
      @furryhunter8897 3 роки тому +11

      @@seannewton1798 so you are saying that if a guy pointed a gun against my head I have 2 options: 1) Be fucking killed 2)serve life in prisión for 1st degree murder, yeah that seems fair

  • @almightyonion
    @almightyonion 3 роки тому +142

    The fake quarters story feels like something you’d see in a ragtag group of friends movie

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 3 роки тому +1

      Lol. True

    • @VzDeath
      @VzDeath 3 роки тому +3

      You would be right. Watch the movie Coin Heist on Netflix

    • @jrytacct
      @jrytacct Рік тому

      Their real problem was laziness. If they'd only stayed for like an hour and then taken off to go game at other places they might have gotten away with it. Spread it around to several places, and don't go to any one place multiple days in a row.

  • @geod_912
    @geod_912 3 роки тому +57

    The fake quarter story was posted by MY DAD OR ONE OF HIS FRIEND! HE WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS MAKING THE LEAD QUARTERS! This is just so insane. My dad told me this story about 2 months ago, and I honestly never expected to see it on redit

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 6 місяців тому

      I've heard versions of that story 50 years ago, it's an old urban legend that has been going around since at least the 1950s. I doubt your father was even the origin, just repeating something he'd heard, or maybe attempting to duplicate it.

  • @tavin6307
    @tavin6307 3 роки тому +382

    imagine being smart to create fake quarters with lead but not thinking of staff founding the fake quarters

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 3 роки тому +55

      Kids are often short sighted

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 3 роки тому +23

      @@RiveroftheWither
      as someone who was once a kid, this is true XD

    • @TheWeaponshold
      @TheWeaponshold 3 роки тому +13

      Plus its way easier to just EARN quarters.

    • @agentant7834
      @agentant7834 3 роки тому +3

      @@RiveroftheWither as a kid, i can confirm

    • @peachpunch9465
      @peachpunch9465 3 роки тому +27

      When I was a teen, I went to the mall with my friend and we went into B&BW and got some stuff. The cashier handed us back a FAKE $10 bill. We didn’t know it was fake until the pretzel stand we went to after called the police on us.
      Needless to say, that cashier was fired.

  • @ireallydontcare-_-1995
    @ireallydontcare-_-1995 3 роки тому +209

    Mike: hurts daughter
    Grandpa: so you have chosen death literally

    • @femalepapyrus
      @femalepapyrus 3 роки тому +29

      More like
      Mike: emotionally abuses girlfriend
      Grandfather: warns him
      Mike: physically abuses girlfriend
      Mike: is found dead
      Everyone: 'there's no proof grandfather did it'

    • @ireallydontcare-_-1995
      @ireallydontcare-_-1995 3 роки тому +8

      @@femalepapyrus yea mike slipped lmfao

  • @error9033
    @error9033 3 роки тому +29

    I actually have a story. Back in the 80s, when the channel tunnel was being built, there were concerns about security and how easy it was to get in to the site. My dad was a reporter, and he was writing an article about it, and as a result ended up sneaking into the tunnel itself. He got hold of an old ID card from one of the workers, doctored it until it matched his name and face, and then just walked up to security who just let him in. He went down into the tunnel itself, walked around a lot, and then had lunch in the canteen. They were very angry at him, obviously, but he documented everything and basically told them how to shore up their security, so he actually helped make the project more secure.

  • @Czarwinters3313
    @Czarwinters3313 3 роки тому +433

    Second story has a 2 story inflatable cow that’s funny:
    Me: I like this
    3rd story has a man burn 2 people alive and kill himself:
    Me: GO BACK GO BACK

    • @gerrard1144
      @gerrard1144 3 роки тому +11

      It took a very dark turn... I'd love a 2 story inflatable cow tho

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee 3 роки тому +3

      Too late

    • @OfficialTrainzGod
      @OfficialTrainzGod 3 роки тому +3

      cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @jr-gg6gn
      @jr-gg6gn 3 роки тому

      Your reaction makes sense

    • @Alexis-bz7kl
      @Alexis-bz7kl 3 роки тому +2

      U-TURN!! U-TURN!!

  • @novacommander4297
    @novacommander4297 3 роки тому +28

    Word of advice for that last one:
    If someone threatens to kill you if you do something, *take that shit seriously.*

  • @katashworth41
    @katashworth41 3 роки тому +94

    That’s not any inflatable cow that’s a Milka cow. I’ve wanted one them since I was a kid (in theory, would never have the room for one).

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 роки тому +83

    Cousin: we go. Rob benk. We leav. Richj.
    *Task failed successfully*

    • @GameyCat
      @GameyCat 3 роки тому +8

      I didn't loose! *I only merely failed to win*

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому

      @@GameyCat you're fired.
      Wait no not that wa-

  • @propandapower7633
    @propandapower7633 3 роки тому +131

    I committed theft of Pokémon cards. And he’s still my best friend. I’m ashamed.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 3 роки тому +9

      you monster

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 3 роки тому +1

      Were they foils though?

    • @digit5465
      @digit5465 3 роки тому +1

      Something similar happened to me, traded a pokemon for a Shuppet so i could evolve it for him. Didnt know how and he refused to trade it back

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster 3 роки тому +3

      I stole Pokemon cards too but the guy was a school bully, he deserved it.

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 3 роки тому +2

      @@wargamesmaster a bully with pokemon cards?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bread8095
    @bread8095 3 роки тому +60

    Fun fact: Canadian money has holograms on it to make it harder to forge.

    • @Mrs_Sugar_Min
      @Mrs_Sugar_Min 3 роки тому +3

      Very true and Canadian ones & twos are coins.😊🇨🇦

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 3 роки тому +8

      Canada, and the UK, and Euro countries, and Switzerland, and Australia, and pretty much every other developed nation on the planet. (One source I found says 97 currencies use them on a total of over 300 different denominations.) Heck, even the banknotes from Guatemala and Thailand I just checked have holograms. It's kinda basic banknote security these days. Fun fact, though: the newest Guatemalan banknotes are plastic, with the clear windows many new banknotes have - and in the fine print, they say they're made by Canada Banknote, a Canadian security printing company!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      and yet they’re still counterfeited…the more you try to change, the more the criminals get smarter

  • @lolosdrawings2422
    @lolosdrawings2422 3 роки тому +53

    Me: ha, a giant cow
    Me3 seconds later: WTF

  • @SirFox_CODM
    @SirFox_CODM 3 роки тому +22

    Me: I stole a banana in walmart once, have you stolen anything?
    Girl: *I stole a 2 story inflatable cow.*

  • @alsoscreedva2614
    @alsoscreedva2614 3 роки тому +13

    1:12 That thing looks like so much fun to bounce on,
    I almost don't blame her.

  • @galensalvador2700
    @galensalvador2700 3 роки тому +45

    I was hoping for someone to say "my dad meeting my entitled mother"

  • @deniseeulert5220
    @deniseeulert5220 3 роки тому +25

    In the late 80's there was a shopping center near my home. It had a video arcade, very popular, and around the corner was a copy shop. There was a case in which some teens copied bills well enough to fool the change machine and used them for quarters at the arcade.

  • @keefashine2657
    @keefashine2657 3 роки тому +80

    "i once witnessed someone nearly get 10 years for 10 dollars." *proceeds to talk about how they followed the people and ratted them out*
    you didn't witness it you're the reason for it!

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 3 роки тому +13

      Yeahhh like I'm all for reporting dangerous crimes but... That guy was a snitch.

    • @shaniachevarie4161
      @shaniachevarie4161 3 роки тому +12

      You wanna else happened because of counterfeit money???? Last year because someone THOUGHT he may be using a counterfeit bill, George Floyd was murdered in cold blood in the street by police while he cried and begged bystanders for his life.

    • @karlaotte6787
      @karlaotte6787 3 роки тому +2

      Literally. You don't know someone's situation. I wouldn't have said anything and I am a stickler for the law. People are more important than property.

    • @grzegorzlenart9998
      @grzegorzlenart9998 3 роки тому +2

      @@shaniachevarie4161 didnt george floyd die cus of drug related issues and the cops knee had nothing to do with it?

    • @shaniachevarie4161
      @shaniachevarie4161 3 роки тому +2

      @@grzegorzlenart9998 Idiot

  • @jimmiedmc1
    @jimmiedmc1 3 роки тому +20

    Making counterfeit coins was more work than it was worth

    • @amandadeziraearagon2950
      @amandadeziraearagon2950 3 роки тому +7

      That's what I was thinking 😂 little blacksmiths in the making, they should have tried to learn what else they could smelt and make REAL money with their efforts 🤷‍♀️

  • @miraakyt9640
    @miraakyt9640 3 роки тому +81

    Life lesson. Dont cheat your husband with his best friend not everyone takes betrayal lightly.

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 3 роки тому +1

      Does anyone? I mean I wouldn’t go that far, but if it was me, I would ruin their life.

    • @miraakyt9640
      @miraakyt9640 3 роки тому +4

      @@v.t.3064 well i would understand if someone goes that far mainly because relationship have diffent value for everoyne. Probably wife for him was most important person in his life and imagine go back from war back home everyday fear if you survive and not get killed endure everything and you find out everything what you did your whole hardwork was completly meaningless he know if he did this murder he will not get it from it easily. This was probably last thing what he planned do not only for himself but for later good guys who met this horrible cheating chick.

    • @Muricata
      @Muricata 3 роки тому

      Really, anon with anime profile? That's what you got from that story?

    • @Muricata
      @Muricata 3 роки тому +3

      You shouldn't look at someone who took people hostage, killed them and then killed himself and think "wow, the wife shouldn't have cheated on him.

    • @miraakyt9640
      @miraakyt9640 3 роки тому +3

      @Sabre Nikki firstly he wants assume someones opinion is bad based on having anime picture ( i could assume him for discrimination based on it) and without problem making cheating like something very normal and morally absolute right. I am person who is strongly agaist it and if she was not happy with him then She should just not making him into her husband or divorce with him way before she started cheating on him

  • @moirawestern20
    @moirawestern20 3 роки тому +40

    Damn, I guess the escaped con didn't tip well if the delivery driver ratted him out

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 3 роки тому +18

    14:56 "my husbands dad killed a guy" **has 3 wholesome awards**

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 3 роки тому +51

    Joke of the day:
    Did you hear about the doofus who got a boomerang for his birthday?
    *he spent the next two days trying to throw the old one away..*

    • @brandommario2
      @brandommario2 3 роки тому +1

      That made my day :)

    • @randomfish2054
      @randomfish2054 3 роки тому

      That did not made my day instead it ruined it

    • @WRDBAN
      @WRDBAN 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 3 роки тому

      @@brandommario2 heh heh, nice!

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 3 роки тому

      @@randomfish2054 don't worry. Just keep trying. You'll get it to go away eventually.

  • @lukemarlow9965
    @lukemarlow9965 3 роки тому +7

    "No... This is bananas" Lmaoooooo

  • @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700
    @immabeabitinactiveonthisac6700 3 роки тому +11

    "Ten years over 10 dollars?"
    That’s a dollar for every year

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 3 роки тому +4

    Inflatable cow pic: He looks so happy while hugging that thing! It's so cute!

  • @nogoat
    @nogoat 3 роки тому +11

    Some of these families are really messed up.

  • @corpselisa9704
    @corpselisa9704 3 роки тому +11

    The crime that a family did in my family is that my uncle molested my older brother in Thailand and my little brother was going to be his next victim he got a away with it when the police interviewed him

  • @murdertoons3609
    @murdertoons3609 3 роки тому +20

    The worst thing I have ever done was I used a bullying at school he broke my phone on purpose we were around the farm part of our school so I held his head against an electrical fence he did deserve it he bullied a lot of people he stopped picking on me after that also since we were in agricultural class we were wearing double layered gloves to protect your hands so here's the only one that got electrocuted

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 3 роки тому +12

    "I guess that was a closed casket funeral."
    Nah, everyone came to laugh.

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому +50

    It gets difficult when people use highly technical terminology like "scoopy part".

  • @idontsignin
    @idontsignin 3 роки тому +14

    I'm gay, and that gay card is hilarious.😂😂

  • @bazookaward3859
    @bazookaward3859 3 роки тому +2

    Loved the statement at the end. "Well he did warn him".

  • @SherriLyle80s
    @SherriLyle80s 3 роки тому +21

    Omg lol the children making fake money story...
    _FBI enters the chat_

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat 3 роки тому +1

      FBI are bishes screw them

    • @SaikiKFann
      @SaikiKFann 3 роки тому

      @@og_3rd_st_saint_gat ooop 👀

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      US Secret Service boots them on jurisdiction grounds then comes down harder

  • @Dr_Kyutoko
    @Dr_Kyutoko 3 роки тому +3

    I can't speak to the worst crime I've ever committed [the statute of limitations might not have run out yet, I'd have to check]
    But my father ROUTINELY drove drunk. Multiple times with me in the car.
    I distinctly remember one time, being five, he asked for something from the cooler that was tucked in front of me.
    [yes a five year old in the front passenger seat, no car seat]
    I said "you're not supposed to drink and drive" something my mother told me.
    He told me "Oh, this is just adult pop"
    Five year old me thought "Well you are thirty one years older than me, you know better" and gave him his PBR
    Welp... he drove off the road into the ditch.
    I can't recall if police showed up, I just remember being physically tossed into the back seat just in case.
    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

  • @lizam3729
    @lizam3729 3 роки тому +15

    These are making me realize how boring I am

  • @tmiddlechild
    @tmiddlechild 3 роки тому +7

    Well, he did warn him.
    Lmao

  • @mirandablair7384
    @mirandablair7384 3 роки тому +25

    I'm going to edit this comment after the video is over.
    EDIT: Okay, but like, where do I buy that cow?

    • @omnipossum92
      @omnipossum92 3 роки тому +2

      Not that cow specifically, but www.creatableinflatables.com has inflatable cows up to 25' tall.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 роки тому +2

    The old times sure were crazy, even if crimes back then wasn't as broadly recognized as it is today.
    I remember my parents telling me once about how a relative in their grandparents' generation got locked into a windmill and had it set on fire by an apparently jealous neighbor of his, burning him alive.

  • @budrodriguez6997
    @budrodriguez6997 3 роки тому +9

    Lesson learned: Dont screw with Uncle Sam's money.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому +1

      the same guys who protect the president protect the money supply…and they take it very seriously!

  • @starkidforever15
    @starkidforever15 3 роки тому +2

    Oh man, I wish I had seen this thread! My mom’s first cousin, Donna, was a very paranoid person who thought her son, Ramsey, was going to kill her. So she poisoned his food until he died, and then bought a chainsaw and cut up his body into several pieces. She tied each piece up in a trash bag and dumped them along a highway. They eventually caught her and had enough video evidence and such to convict her. I believe she’s serving a life sentence now! There’s even a Snapped episode about her: Donna Scrivo

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 3 роки тому +28

    Someone: *fakes $10 bill*
    Court: "10 years, take it or leave it"
    Someone: "no thanks, I'll leave it, bye"
    Court: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @gabbyeastwood6109
      @gabbyeastwood6109 3 роки тому +3

      ThAtS nOt HoW yOu PlAy ThE gAmE

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      US Marshal at the door: “that wasn’t a dismissal, get back or get dropped to the floor”

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      US Marshal at the door: “that wasn’t a dismissal, get back or get dropped to the floor”

  • @abfarrow3596
    @abfarrow3596 3 роки тому +6

    I don't know what my uncle did, but he's in jail. I'm not allowed to know what he did, so it was probably pretty bad.

  • @BigfootWithMemes
    @BigfootWithMemes 3 роки тому +21

    It should be a crime for humans to trespass in my woods and disturb us bigfoots

  • @brodericksiz625
    @brodericksiz625 3 роки тому +2

    Oooh I got a good one! So, as a child my parents once told me that my uncle was getting a divorce with his wife, and from that day I never heard from my aunt again. Didn't change too much in my life, especially since they didn't tell me what happened to cause this. Many years later my mother tells me what happened. So, apparently, my aunt used to be a judge. Due to the thing she did that I'll explain a little later in the post, my uncle wanted to divorce her, but she then took their kids with her and threatened to never let him see them again unless my grandparents paid her a lot of money, which they ended up doing (my grandfather then proceeded to have no less than three heart attacks due to the stress; he survived for the better part of two decades after that and only passed away a couple of years ago). However, this blackmail is nothing compared to what's coming. Why did my uncle want to divorce her? As previously mentioned, she used to be a judge and abused her power to protect a cult leader and sexual predator she was having an affair with, which got her disbarred once it became known. This didn't happen in an English speaking country, so you won't find the story by googling it in English, but I did check it out in my mother-tongue and, indeed, I found the article talking about the events, going as far as mentioning her full name, so I know for sure it's her.

  • @Fluffy-Rose1993
    @Fluffy-Rose1993 3 роки тому +5

    I want a 2 story inflatable cow.

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 3 роки тому

    I love the banana story (the fourth story), and the responding Redditor also had an epic win of a classic comeback joke in response.

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 роки тому +5

    rSlash: Man, we're only three posts into this thread, and this has gotten really dark, really fast.
    Also rSlash: [chooses which stories to read, and in which order to read them]

  • @brettlanigan
    @brettlanigan 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for giving something to listen to at work

  • @futaba-tian
    @futaba-tian 3 роки тому +11

    It always surprises me how open people are about such stuff on the Internet. As if it can't bite them back later at some point (which even later turns into another reddit story at TIFU 😬).

    • @Kiku91
      @Kiku91 3 роки тому +4

      I guess the clause of reddit posts having to be anonymous or not including identifying information, gives people a sense of confidence. But yeah, I suppose if someone really needed to, they could check IP addresses or cross examine their other posts.
      On the other hand, for this particular thread, it sounds like a lot of the crimes were prosecuted, dismissed, or happened decades ago; or the accused or accessories have passed. So they have that advantage

    • @lizaalexeeva7009
      @lizaalexeeva7009 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr what if they get background checked or something

    • @amandadeziraearagon2950
      @amandadeziraearagon2950 3 роки тому +1

      Right? What if those people see the post about their missing 2story cow? I'm sure they could subpoena information from Reddit for the right price 🤷‍♀️ not to mention he literally posed with the cow so that's enough evidence right there

  • @reddiamond6524
    @reddiamond6524 3 роки тому

    The flipped over car story reminded me of something my dad said he did with his buddies when they were younger. They were driving around in one of those ATVs with the roofs on them and ramped off a hill into a nearby cemetary. They flipped the thing over onto the roof and right in front of them was the sign that read, "Heaven's Gate".

  • @ichfixxi5274
    @ichfixxi5274 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks fr the great daily uploads

  • @harmony9690
    @harmony9690 3 роки тому +2

    My dad has skitzophronia (no idea how to spell that) and owned a gun, which he obtained illegally and I've been told by family that he is on a no fly list for. Anyway, he came home drunk one night after getting into a bar fight, he also has Narcissistic Personality Disorder and someone at the bar had called him out on his constant lying. He was going to use his gun to shoot the person, my mum managed to stop him from leaving but got a beating in the process. Later that night, he was tipping the gunpowder from the shells into a container and wanted to burn the house down while us kids were asleep. That's when the police were called, we were finally taken by social services when I turned 8. Don't let the story fool you, my mum is extremely emotionally abusive and will blame all of her entitlement and manipulate behaviour on the domestic abuse we all suffered. She convinced my sister that social services would come back and take her baby away, like they had taken us, because she is having this kid too young and is too irresponsible to parent. My sister was born to be a mother and had to be mine and my siblings mother growing up because our mum preferred getting high. Made me furious when my sister was on the phone crying to me that social services were going to take her baby.

  • @paigenelson7351
    @paigenelson7351 3 роки тому +20

    Can’t believe I’m up this early again. The perfect thing to start my morning.

  • @Namiwilds
    @Namiwilds 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely amazing episode as always!!! Love it-- there’s a weird noise at 8:00 to 8:04 that sounds like banging? Doesn’t bother me but just thought I’d comment on it :3.

  • @jamesmccabe5569
    @jamesmccabe5569 3 роки тому +4

    I really want a 2 story tall cow

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 3 роки тому +1

    This is the craziest crime one of my family members committed.
    A cousin of mine was involved in organized crime in Mexico. He was wanted by the Mexican authorities because they tied him to multiple murders. He escaped to the U.S. and still murdered several people here as he was part of the cartel. He was captured. He was sentenced to death. My family pleaded with the legal system to not have him executed and even protested outside the courthouse. But what angers me is that they never protested or said anything to bring innocent people justice that the scumbag killed.

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 роки тому +13

    2nd story: *is funny*
    3rd story: *dark...*
    Well that took a dark turn

    • @nogoat
      @nogoat 3 роки тому +1

      So did the lives of the family.

    • @kerricaine
      @kerricaine 3 роки тому

      the murderous easter bunny meets ya in the middle

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 3 роки тому

      It was the shadow of the giant cow...

  • @LtGenAile
    @LtGenAile 3 роки тому +1

    My grandad did National Service in the UK in the early 1960's. A couple of his intake were declared unfit because they worn stockings and suspenders to the medical exam.

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому +3

    "He shot himself once in the heart and once in the head"...sounds like he was murdered.

    • @amandadeziraearagon2950
      @amandadeziraearagon2950 3 роки тому +1

      Ya he didn't seem like a remorseful guy so I'm sure it was murder. but, oh well 🤷‍♀️

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому +1

      @@amandadeziraearagon2950 Yes, I'm pretty sure that he got what was coming to him, so it seems like the police and prosecutors weren't too fussed about investigating further.

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому

      @@amandadeziraearagon2950I hope you don't mind me saying, but you've got a wonderful name.

    • @amandadeziraearagon2950
      @amandadeziraearagon2950 3 роки тому

      @@ianmacfarlane1241 thanks 🥰 I named myself 🙋‍♀️ my birth name was too ethnic and hard to pronounce lol

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 роки тому

      @@amandadeziraearagon2950 Really? That's fantastic - you've picked well.
      When I saw Aragon I thought you might be descended from Spanish nobility.
      I considered changing my name for years but couldn't decide on a name, and I couldn't come up with a strong enough reason other than I didn't like it.
      (Not my surname - I can live with that).
      You must get a lot of people taking notice - loads of positive responses.

  • @RobertWilson-no7iu
    @RobertWilson-no7iu 3 роки тому

    It gets me that the part you started laughing at was "and he's laying in a pool of there own blood...lol"

  • @ashleybates7356
    @ashleybates7356 3 роки тому +3

    Yay I've been waiting for a new video for an hour!

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 3 роки тому

    That fake quarter story had me on the edge of my seat! I can't believe they got in that much trouble.

  • @Yumi_Jay
    @Yumi_Jay 3 роки тому +3

    I got here a minute after upload and there's already 44 comments and counting.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 3 роки тому

    Listening to these I can't help but think back to all the stories of my family. My dad had us, kids, late in his life. We were born in the 60s & 70s and he was born in 1911. Just from his side of the family alone, I grew up listening to the conversion of roads for horse and buggies in South Texas to cars. From a lot of issues with bandits to the introduction of law enforcement... And the questionable legality of the times. I honestly have no idea which one would be interesting enough to pass along here.

  • @chrisreed26
    @chrisreed26 3 роки тому +3

    I worked at a motel that was bought by Indians..They refused to pay overtime yet if your relief worker did not show up on time you had to stay until they did but you were not paid for the extra time..Cue revenge: They were not all up on the running of the front desk or the very old Micros hotel register system..You could void room charge which would create a credit of cash...we did this many times to make up for the overtime they cheated us out of..sure it was wrong but it was wrong of them to cheat us..lesson learned never work for certain hotel owners! This was back around 1995 so no worries!

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 3 роки тому +1

      The refusal to pay overtime sounds like it is illegal. I'm guessing the foreign hotel owners were just in it for the money. With that being said, they create a toxic work environment.

    • @chrisreed26
      @chrisreed26 3 роки тому +1

      @@evadedenbach1226 We were all young back then but should have called the labor board..The new owners lived at the hotel as well and had multiple family members working there but needed us as they had no clue how the hotel even worked..ie: Micros front desk system (days before computer check in we used these 3 part folios that were pulled through this clanky Micros machine..Micros brand still makes restaurant systems and front desk systems.. We did call the city on them for doing renovation with no permit..

  • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
    @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +1

    10:00 they were so dedicated to arcade games they counterfeited tons of quarters worth tens of dollars just for video games. _video games_ that is dedication.

  • @karmagrimm5841
    @karmagrimm5841 3 роки тому +13

    Him : he literally wrote a card about how gay he was
    Me : if someone was able to write a card about have pan sexual I was I'd give them a award for being so right

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 роки тому

    5:47 I think it was one of those mascot costumes, he probably used that ridiculous outfit for that ridiculous assault

  • @voolzz8521
    @voolzz8521 3 роки тому +6

    I gave my friend a fake Pokémon card and he gave me a real Dragonite ex

  • @sodaapixels
    @sodaapixels 3 роки тому

    that escalated quickly

  • @tipsyGn0stalg1c
    @tipsyGn0stalg1c 3 роки тому +4

    Hello, just wanna say good morning or night, wherever you live and whenever you're reading this. I hope you have A fantastic day today/tomorrow. Have a great day.

  • @kvyxdc
    @kvyxdc 3 роки тому

    “the scoopy part” my dad works with heavy equipment and idk why this is hilarious to me 😂😂

  • @_Veno
    @_Veno 3 роки тому +5

    YOOOOOO DRUNK UA-cam :D no views, 46 likes, 63 comments :D (im at 4:00 in the video as i write this)

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 3 роки тому

    And the best response to a straight-up murder post goes to R/Slash for "Well... he did warn him.." 😅😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fanboy675
    @Fanboy675 3 роки тому +25

    "A decade for 10 bucks?!" Yeah, that's what you get when you insult the god of capitalism lol.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 3 роки тому

      If I remember correctly making false money is also a federal offence in the eu.
      Key is the 'making' part. There are about 7 visible clues to make out whether a bill is real, and it's a really nasty business to get them all right. It would basically only be worth it on bills of 100 euros or more, so 50 has kind of become the basic "high bill of choice".
      Still don't know what the prison sentence could become.

    • @jackharter660
      @jackharter660 3 роки тому +5

      Again no one makes one $10 bill or 100 Euro note.
      Counterfeiters print thousands and thousands of fake bills.
      Counterfeiters then Sell the counterfeit bills at a very high discount to people that pass them by the thousands

    • @marisan8265
      @marisan8265 3 роки тому

      That or killed by a cop

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      the Secret Service are serious about protecting the money supply. so sorry if not destroying the economy of every country in the world is taken seriously

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 роки тому

      @@jackharter660 exactly, it’s never just a single bill…they also don’t just take the bills to be destroyed m they take all of the computers, the printers, the plates, then dig into the editing software and printing software to go after the ones who created the programs

  • @PotterBrony82
    @PotterBrony82 3 роки тому

    Man, these stories make my youthful transgressions look super tame.
    Back in our late teens, my friends and I would go on scavenger hunts. Split into teams of 3-4 we’d have a list mostly consisting of lawn ornaments we’d steal. One of the biggest prizes was wind chimes, tricky to get considering the noise and the fact that they were attached to the houses.
    We’d also sometimes target road signs. My friends prized possession was a street sign of Mohawk street.

  • @bazinga-tt9pj
    @bazinga-tt9pj 3 роки тому +3

    C

  • @soniapatenaude9175
    @soniapatenaude9175 3 роки тому +1

    1:14 cow
    internet: interesting

  • @homebrewHousehold
    @homebrewHousehold 3 роки тому +6

    one like, no views, 4 comments i cant see, and i know im not first
    lmao i got here before rslash had a pinned comment made

  • @emunebula2975
    @emunebula2975 3 роки тому +1

    Rslash:telling the story about a man shot in the face
    Me still thinking about the banana tree story: WHEEZE

    • @VK-jy3pi
      @VK-jy3pi 3 роки тому +1

      Banana tree time.

  • @methylatedspirit6810
    @methylatedspirit6810 3 роки тому +7

    Hi

  • @killerdiek800
    @killerdiek800 3 роки тому

    That last one, geez, you hear people act all tough all the time saying stuff like how they can make people disappear, this guy actually went and did it.

  • @Jays1256
    @Jays1256 3 роки тому +5

    Edited this comment so u don't know why I got 3 likes

  • @samirasorchiaireland2133
    @samirasorchiaireland2133 3 роки тому

    This reminded me of all the crazy shite my brother and I got up to! He was 18 months older than me. We’d sit up in trees and egg cars as they drove by, I was 6yrs old! 😂 We’d do the door bell ring dash all the time. Our neighbour was the biggest target of our antics. After a few eggings and doorbell dashes one night, he came over to talk our Dad. He was an FBI Agent!!! Who knew? Of course, being 6 & 8 yrs old that had to be explained to us, he put on a good show and scared the poo out of us! When we were sent to our rooms we heard him and our Dad laughing. He eventually helped me with my career later in life. Thanks, Mr. Murray! You were phenomenal! Our antics continued far into teenage years! Happy to say, only one time in a police car but we were let out within 10 minutes. Ahh, the 70’s and 80’s were good!

  • @ookyspookyspider9957
    @ookyspookyspider9957 3 роки тому +3

    never been this early. Nice

  • @xenolizardz
    @xenolizardz 3 роки тому +2

    This is the earliest I've been to one of your videos 👀

  • @durps8815
    @durps8815 3 роки тому +20

    Earliest I've been :D

  • @timjo221
    @timjo221 3 роки тому

    Thats quite an escalation going from stealing an inflatable cow to a double murder/suicide

  • @loganbuckley2010
    @loganbuckley2010 3 роки тому +6

    Stop commenting how early you are no one cares

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 3 роки тому

    I'm so glad the aunt survived. How awful.