Crossing The Line: JEWISH JOKES

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  • @giggetygoo9823
    @giggetygoo9823 5 років тому +1994

    Beardy lost his sense of humour when sitting next to buzz killington

    • @kashyapshirodkar7947
      @kashyapshirodkar7947 5 років тому +71

      his gateway to heaven apparently 😂

    • @cybervoid8442
      @cybervoid8442 5 років тому +41

      Lmao .. wait thats actually sad

    • @harrypcs
      @harrypcs 5 років тому +68

      Buzz killington? You sir or mam or they just won the internet for the night. (In my world)

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 5 років тому +27

      I hope Buzz Killington sticks. Best name for him!

    • @ChrisIsATM
      @ChrisIsATM 5 років тому +2

      giggety goo spot on, god I have Baldy

  • @kavanpuranik98
    @kavanpuranik98 5 років тому +776

    Comedian: * breathes*
    Bald guy with glasses: No... That's over the line!

    • @HampusTman
      @HampusTman 5 років тому +17

      Kavan Puranik **Buzz Killington

    • @kavanpuranik98
      @kavanpuranik98 5 років тому +3

      @@HampusTman Oh ok, Thanks

    • @siegfriedoffizensburches6228
      @siegfriedoffizensburches6228 5 років тому +1

      Louis You dont need a wokesters dictionary to tell.

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 4 роки тому

      @Louis Frost He's pretty much Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows. 🤷‍♀️

    • @billfurlong4421
      @billfurlong4421 3 роки тому

      @@violet-trash what was the pretty party joke.

  • @martinsiitia8758
    @martinsiitia8758 5 років тому +392

    Laughing at jokes doesn't make you:
    An anti semite
    A Xenophobic
    A Homophobic
    A misogynist
    However, it does make you human

    • @copopopocoporododoro
      @copopopocoporododoro 4 роки тому

      E

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 4 роки тому

      Im jew and agree

    • @lotuscat3173
      @lotuscat3173 3 роки тому +3

      @@trizz1350 i dont believe you show nose or its a lie

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 3 роки тому +3

      @@lotuscat3173 👺

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 2 роки тому

      @Mango as far as im concerned yes i am a jew tho so i might be wrong

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby 5 років тому +624

    I was 'offended' by the weakness of the jokes.

    • @julianwulian6547
      @julianwulian6547 5 років тому +50

      Some were witty, but there were some that were just kinda boring, I think the West bank one was fucking great but there were just some silly ones that were designed to just be offensive, but they weren't as funny

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 5 років тому +10

      Some were okay, most just fell flat. Not offensive just poorly written.

    • @aaronsingh8513
      @aaronsingh8513 4 роки тому +1

      Jimmy Carr would've made them weep

    • @estela2617
      @estela2617 4 роки тому +2

      JulianWulian in my opinion its like that in most of these episodes, i dont find them funny but not because im offended

    • @SickGummyZombie
      @SickGummyZombie 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr? The jokes are just shit. Not talking about "crossing the line" type of shit, comedy has no line, the jokes are just garbage

  • @JesusFriedChrist
    @JesusFriedChrist 5 років тому +610

    Benny definitely does change his reactions based on who he’s sitting with. You should try to keep him more isolated for the joke telling to get a more accurate response.

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 5 років тому +51

      No, it is interesting to see this happen, it rhather shows an interesting fenomenon, of how people will moderate/change their reaction based on who's with them.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 років тому +25

      It was kind of fun to see him briefly try to change the stodge's reaction with a little tap on the knee and a laugh. But it broke my heart a little bit that he dampened his enthusiasm as it went on.

    • @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803
      @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 5 років тому +3

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck Agreed....that guy is always my favorite in these videos because he's so extreme in his laughter about the jokes. He also didn't temper that reaction with others much, but that bald guy in this one...it must be really hard to laugh around him x.x No sense of humor.

    • @dukemosby5552
      @dukemosby5552 5 років тому

      It's done intentionally.

    • @VickyVicVicx
      @VickyVicVicx 5 років тому

      He’ll just laugh at everything again x)

  • @retroSlurp
    @retroSlurp 5 років тому +518

    "can any of these topics be funny?"
    the answer is yes. always.

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 5 років тому +14

      No. Topics aren't funny, jokes are funny. That's why they can be about any topic.

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 5 років тому +6

      @@jon8864 "can any of these topics *BE* funny" that's what the question is asking, no need to be a grammar nazi

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 5 років тому +1

      @@cluckendip I think it's an important distinction. It shows that people who say "topics aren't funny" don't understand funny. Rather than a is so, is not argument.

  • @thestranger6835
    @thestranger6835 5 років тому +455

    *I'm waiting for it:* LGBT-LMAO jokes.
    Make it happen Neel

    • @aswinkrishna5042
      @aswinkrishna5042 5 років тому +22

      Demonetized

    • @SilentG07
      @SilentG07 5 років тому +50

      I second this. Although vegans are also a good target.
      However, unlike gays, vegans actually dislike eating meat.

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 5 років тому

      @@aswinkrishna5042
      The comment is demonetized? Lol

    • @blackg.o.a.t7571
      @blackg.o.a.t7571 5 років тому

      @Gaymar Gaylord Gay 😂😂😂

    • @eagerturtle4791
      @eagerturtle4791 5 років тому +2

      @@SilentG07 Lesbians don't like eating meat.

  • @colannos
    @colannos 5 років тому +472

    Ok so this gay guy is like the biggest NPC ever... *every* video he looks at whoever hes sitting next to, waits and checks if they find it funny, giving him permission (or not) to laugh

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 років тому +10

      I feel like calling someone an NPC is just too degrading for any human. I don't know why I think that but I do think that. That's just me though I laugh at the darkest joke and can tolerate being called horrible things, but NPC sounds to me like you're taking their humanity away and placing them in the same category as computer programs.

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 5 років тому +42

      Yep and has he actually laughed yet? How do they select people for this? Was he the control for 'no sense of humour'?

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 5 років тому +19

      Actually I stand corrected, he did laugh after getting permission from the person next to him. Maybe he doesn't understand the jokes and is just echoing the other persons emotions?

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 5 років тому +7

      Yeh I think he just doesn't get most of the jokes. I doubt he understands what the West Bank is...

    • @saphi20
      @saphi20 5 років тому +11

      Eagle 367 thats exactly how that kind of ppl feels like to normal people (check the definition of normal before you gets triggered), like machines, if you cant understand that calling npc to someone that behaves like one is not taking their humanity away but pointing out an stereotype...🤷‍♂️ dunno, maybe you are one too? 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️
      what im trying to say is you may be cherry picking the meaning/intention of words... like people thinking the word normal is taboo

  • @l0stnam312
    @l0stnam312 5 років тому +441

    I feel like a conclusion of this series is that usually, the people being joked about laugh the most. And the people who are offended aren't even being targetted for the joke.
    Pretty much people gate keep cultures/demographics they aren't even apart of

    • @Rhygenix
      @Rhygenix 5 років тому +10

      As a Jewish Man, yes

    • @ifonlyicouldstop
      @ifonlyicouldstop 5 років тому +36

      It often tends to be a certain type of personality too. Those who *display* a heightened sense of empathy but that lack an appreciation for freedom; they are often the "mothering" type. Not always women, but more often women that men.
      It a harmful attitude to force on people, other than your own children, that is full of self-importance (I'm stronger than "those people" who need my protection) and ignorant of the harm its doing (either the belittling annoyance or dependence it can cause).

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift 5 років тому +4

      @@ifonlyicouldstop Like the priest.

    • @vokzaal
      @vokzaal 5 років тому +8

      There probably are people from targeted groups who do get offended, but it’s likely that they’re a minority.

    • @alisthemalice
      @alisthemalice 5 років тому +1

      That's quite nice and kind when done limitedly actually a bit heart warming :)

  • @dgenxali
    @dgenxali 5 років тому +138

    "and this offends you as a jew?"
    "No it offends me as a comedian"

  • @PaulStewartAviation
    @PaulStewartAviation 5 років тому +202

    Kudos to the Jewish guy! If more people could laugh about themselves as much as he can, there'd be a lot less wars.

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 5 років тому +2

      Have you ever googled any Jewish comedians like Jacky Mason? We make fun of ourselves and laugh at it all the time

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 5 років тому +7

      @@michaelbcohen I know - and I'm saying that's a good thing. It's a pity more people in the world don't laugh at themselves.

    • @NaturaBreeze
      @NaturaBreeze 5 років тому +2

      because they generally have a great sense of humour (unlike Muslims)....see: mel Brooks, Jerry Lewis, Woody Allen etc etc...

    • @Kenar.E
      @Kenar.E 5 років тому +3

      Is it bad that I laughed at the pizza joke? I thought that was the only one good.

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 5 років тому +4

      @@NaturaBreeze as a Muslim, I kinda have to agree. A lot of us can't take criticism, not even in a lighthearted way. Same with Indians

  • @principal_optimism
    @principal_optimism 5 років тому +377

    Does Benny actually have a line or does he just say they cross the line because of other people?

    • @fuguthefish
      @fuguthefish 5 років тому +13

      I love that guy anyway 🤣🤣

    • @thewizardninja
      @thewizardninja 5 років тому +28

      I think it's more that "crossing the line" doesn't necessarily mean "not able to laugh at". Sometimes there's an extra layer of absurdity to find humour in, or it's delivered well, or it features some clever word play you can appreciate.

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 5 років тому +3

      thewizardninja exactly.

    • @benschafer1660
      @benschafer1660 5 років тому +16

      Because of other people. He’d laugh at pretty much anything and that’s not a bad thing

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 5 років тому

      why does he wear the same clothes every episode?

  • @Charlotte-tv3kd
    @Charlotte-tv3kd 5 років тому +458

    Can you do crossing the line: Gay jokes

    • @praisefichtali7832
      @praisefichtali7832 5 років тому +27

      And then crossing the line straight jokes. That would probably be interesting

    • @beastvader
      @beastvader 5 років тому +35

      @@praisefichtali7832 We straight people aren't a minority, so it's virtually impossible for us to be offended by 'straight jokes'

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому +8

      Dewaldt you sir, have gained a like

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому +6

      Praise Fichtali ooh if you know one please tell, ive never actually heard a straight joke before

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 5 років тому +5

      @@beastvader We wouldn't be offended, but I feel like there are some quality jokes out there

  • @siddheshmore5534
    @siddheshmore5534 5 років тому +163

    Jewish boy is laughing on all of the jokes cause he knows he can seize the comedian's bank account later

    • @theezain
      @theezain 3 роки тому

      🤔😆

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 3 роки тому +1

      Same here I'm a Jewish boy laughing at them but because I'm taking their money

    • @HIOP0
      @HIOP0 Місяць тому

      How do you know that he knows he can do that?

  • @anarchycastro
    @anarchycastro 5 років тому +244

    One thing I've learnt from this series.
    Don't invite a pastor to any parties.

    • @sststr
      @sststr 5 років тому +26

      Sometimes you get the sense he wants to laugh at something, but then he immediately gets the idea in his head that he'll go to hell if he laughs so he quickly suppresses it. Except he seemed fine to laugh at the men jokes, I guess because he's a man so he feels it is ok to laugh at himself, but he dare not laugh at any group he is not a part of! Oy vey!

    • @SilentG07
      @SilentG07 5 років тому +20

      Especially an 8 year old boy's birthday party.

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT 5 років тому +1

      Watch the channel jolly its kinda funny^^

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 5 років тому +1

      Unless u like being fiddled with😅

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому

      Hate to tell you this but you kinda shouldve known that by now, as a grown man in his mid-forties

  • @nikkity5491
    @nikkity5491 5 років тому +410

    whats the difference between a jew and a kayak
    one tips

    • @yaronfeldberg
      @yaronfeldberg 5 років тому +9

      No tip for you!

    • @NyanHomeschoolGirl17
      @NyanHomeschoolGirl17 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @jareefahmed1365
      @jareefahmed1365 5 років тому +33

      Nikkity I thought you were going to say at least the kayak came back from camp

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 5 років тому +9

      Better joke than any of the ones in the video

    • @melon-dr6nd
      @melon-dr6nd 5 років тому

      Nikkity see that’s not funny because it’s not true. If you’d met a jewish person you’d know that they’re very generous.

  • @Willy_Tepes
    @Willy_Tepes 5 років тому +31

    "The answer is blowing in the wind"
    -Adolph Hitler
    A Jew, a swindler, and a communist walk in to a bar.
    Bartender says; "Hello David"

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 5 років тому +187

    Ooh that West Bank joke was hilarious. Love this series. Ok, now time to go after the Alphabet People

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 5 років тому +6

      joey4track oh god who are the alphabet people

    • @aswinkrishna5042
      @aswinkrishna5042 5 років тому +2

      @@katsisvi8097 Google

    • @Mindhumble
      @Mindhumble 5 років тому +10

      wow that would be awesome, as every joke would by default cross the linein todays society.

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 5 років тому +6

      书中自有黄金屋 ah thought so. That would be really interesting to see, especially as some of them are LGBT. I’d wanna see how their reactions differ from those that are straight. I’m also LGBT and I enjoy dark humor so I want to see what I’d think compared to them as well.

    • @melon-dr6nd
      @melon-dr6nd 5 років тому

      joey4track it really wasn’t that funny; most of the jokes in the vid were great apart from the ones about Israel just because there is so much tension there.

  • @JesusFriedChrist
    @JesusFriedChrist 5 років тому +197

    _O Y V E Y_

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 5 років тому +4

      THAT BOYS GAY

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 5 років тому +3

      THATS ALL THEY SAY, LOOKIN BOY

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 5 років тому +1

      U GET A TBUMBS UP, PAT IN THE BACK, AND A WAY TO GO FROM YOUR LABEL EVERYDAY LOOKIN BOY

    • @Killatomate85
      @Killatomate85 5 років тому +3

      what do people with acrophobia and juus have in common? they hate towers.

    • @Bennyboy1985
      @Bennyboy1985 5 років тому +2

      @@Killatomate85
      Genders are like the twin towers- there used to be two of them, but now it's a rather sensitive topic. And a lot of people blame their destruction on the Juus.

  • @ilovefootball315
    @ilovefootball315 5 років тому +163

    It's almost as if everyone gets offended by everything like most of society today. The guy with the glasses next to the girl is the worst. Has no sense of humour whatsoever.

    • @DobbysStinkySock
      @DobbysStinkySock 5 років тому +32

      He's been in a few episodes and he only laughs when the person next to him, preferably female, laughs. He's kind of a general case for a lot of people today, especially those who are susceptible to the sjw way of thinking. They rely on external approval to form and validate their own thoughts and opinions.

    • @especiallyleavish
      @especiallyleavish 5 років тому +4

      Schrodingers humour, depend on when it's observed

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 5 років тому

      I disagree with the bit about that guy having no sense of humour-he’s laughed at several of them in this series!

    • @JohnnyBoy14532
      @JohnnyBoy14532 5 років тому +1

      These are simply weak jokes. 100% shock value

    • @lauraberg6272
      @lauraberg6272 5 років тому

      Um, no. If he's a pastor, he's usually the first line of call if anyone in his congregation has a problem and sees problems from a very serious angle. He's the one doing counseling for people, performing funerals, speaking out against injustice (as is a call for a Christian), so if he's sensitive he has to be. He's usually on the front line with folks who they're attacking. We're coming up against a lot in the church, and because of our silence, a lot of evil has been done in God's name or under our noses, and it's time for it to stop.

  • @manavsridharan3811
    @manavsridharan3811 5 років тому +25

    Anyone: *Says anything*
    Benny: HOO HOOO HOOOOOO

  • @blblbl4543
    @blblbl4543 5 років тому +75

    *The ADL wants to know your location*

    • @gumbi6633
      @gumbi6633 5 років тому

      #NDL NATION

    • @sdal5427
      @sdal5427 5 років тому

      @@gumbi6633 Niko Defence League?

    • @gumbi6633
      @gumbi6633 5 років тому

      @@sdal5427 ofc

    • @yaronfeldberg
      @yaronfeldberg 5 років тому +2

      Lol 😂

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 5 років тому +1

      have you ever been to an event they hosted, so many Jewish jokes made by the speakers. They love Jewish jokes, they just dont always like the person saying it.

  • @weebrahim
    @weebrahim 5 років тому +51

    We need Benny and the Jew together 😁

    • @gordonhenderson9592
      @gordonhenderson9592 5 років тому +22

      B-B-B-Benny and the Jew

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому +11

      i would so listen to a radioshow called Benny and the jew!!!

    • @Gabby-kb9vv
      @Gabby-kb9vv 5 років тому +1

      @@gordonhenderson9592 omg I sung this too when I read this comment!

    • @jonneateh5815
      @jonneateh5815 5 років тому +2

      Would be good or Benny and Muslim gent both can take a joke without offence

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 5 років тому

      @@gordonhenderson9592 fucking brilliant.

  • @amritjanardhanan
    @amritjanardhanan 5 років тому +100

    Neel: Holly, why did you laugh at the darkest jokes?
    Holly, speaking: I’m evil!
    Holly, in her mind: I’m German!

  • @dabluedevil1000
    @dabluedevil1000 5 років тому +54

    The gay guy definitely needs to up his sense of humour game.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 років тому

      If you think the gay guy needs to up his game, his advice back you would probably be "up yours".

    • @johnnywalker9287
      @johnnywalker9287 5 років тому +2

      Mabye if he didnt take it so hard 😉 he would be okay

    • @linesandcircles7465
      @linesandcircles7465 4 роки тому

      Who is the gay guy?

    • @sullyo6068
      @sullyo6068 4 роки тому +1

      Both of them

  • @mdooleey
    @mdooleey 5 років тому +76

    No one:
    Benny: ooohh hoooo hoooo

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 5 років тому +5

      He is easily the best guy on this show but yeah his reaction is the same and it gets a little annoying lol.
      Also, this is quite possibly the most backwards implementation of the "nobody" meme that I have ever seen. "No one:" implies that the next line shouldn't have a reason to happen, but a comedian is telling a joke, thus allowing his laugh to happen. I feel like a dick lol but i see so many useless nobodies it's getting frustrating

    • @markanthonycore4081
      @markanthonycore4081 5 років тому

      Came here just to find this comment 😂

    • @tiat3137
      @tiat3137 5 років тому +1

      @@cluckendip Came from r/uselessnobody for support 😁

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 5 років тому +1

      @@tiat3137 thanks the assist lmao

  • @PhilipBurton-dn3ce
    @PhilipBurton-dn3ce 5 років тому +51

    Why don't you ever ask a Jew for directions?
    Coz you will end up wandering around the desert in circles for the next 40 yrs

  • @kenshiassasin
    @kenshiassasin 5 років тому +216

    I feel like it would better if you told the jokes. They need better delivery

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 років тому +23

      Unfortunately, because he interviews them, he probably has a better connection with them.
      It would be like if your friend told a joke, you would laugh out of bias.

    • @kenshiassasin
      @kenshiassasin 5 років тому +7

      @@maxord11 my friends must be fucking assholes then haha

    • @joey4track
      @joey4track 5 років тому +25

      I actually love that weird looking lady who tells the jokes, she's great

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 5 років тому

      @@kenshiassasin It depends on how close they are to the internet culture. Basic people laugh at anything their friends say.

    • @jamesmcclarty-miller
      @jamesmcclarty-miller 5 років тому +12

      I think they're going for that type of delivery, let the words carry meaning instead of the expression and see if the joke is funny, not the expression...but I get where you coming from....

  • @matthewseitz6956
    @matthewseitz6956 5 років тому +26

    Dale must be really fun at parties

  • @skisk00
    @skisk00 5 років тому +20

    Crossing The Line: Eastern European Jokes (or do Slavic)
    Would be soooo good. Especially the reactions.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 5 років тому +1

      Could be that the Australians do not get those jokes. (BTW australians are Slavics of the East)

  • @Laughing_Chinaman
    @Laughing_Chinaman 5 років тому +9

    if i had a penny for every jewish joke i told, i'd be a happy jew

    • @Azoctoph
      @Azoctoph 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

  • @dal2452
    @dal2452 3 роки тому +3

    "Hey Nick Fuentes, if it takes Cookie Monster one hour to cook a batch of cookies, and Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working 24/7...."

  • @ashishpatel350
    @ashishpatel350 5 років тому +32

    "Ask not what your country can do for you.
    Ask what your country can do for Israel." - neo-npcs

    • @a.chowdhury6784
      @a.chowdhury6784 5 років тому

      Oh snap! 😂😂😂

    • @Mindhumble
      @Mindhumble 5 років тому

      LOL that was hularious and should have been on the video as it kind of gets close to crossing the line, but i would call that more of a neocon joke or something like that

  • @katipunanball4799
    @katipunanball4799 5 років тому +11

    I feel like the Jewish guy and Benny were the ones least offended by the jokes.

  • @umaryes4473
    @umaryes4473 5 років тому +23

    Ok but i like neels beard

  • @deepakgaikwad7116
    @deepakgaikwad7116 5 років тому +135

    Would request you to have Crossing the line; Hindu Jokes.

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 5 років тому +14

      Tbh I’ve never heard a hindu joke in my life

    • @migukmoonpark4312
      @migukmoonpark4312 5 років тому +60

      What do sacred cows produce?
      Holy shit.
      You're welcome.

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 5 років тому +1

      Prepare for carnage

    • @richashree2753
      @richashree2753 5 років тому +16

      Hey hey hey...we are not that dangerous🤣🤣 let me tell u a joke
      Why a bankrupt hindu can't complain?
      Cause he's got no beef..

    • @shreyaskhare23
      @shreyaskhare23 5 років тому

      @@migukmoonpark4312 Lmao...

  • @AsherGenesius
    @AsherGenesius 5 років тому +19

    Just got an ad for the Rosen school of Hebrew. LMAO

  • @costbubbles8336
    @costbubbles8336 2 роки тому +1

    "that jewish market" I CAUGHT THAT LMFAOO

  • @ishanmishra4896
    @ishanmishra4896 5 років тому +17

    I'll convert to Judaism just for the jokes.

  • @dacooooo
    @dacooooo 5 років тому +14

    Hi Neel.
    Plz make crossing the line jokes about INDIANS. Us indians are notorious to get offended about smallest of things. I would love to see these guys reacting to it! BRING THEM CURRY JOKES! :)

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 5 років тому +4

    The Jewish guy was actually chill and kinda cool. Kinda surprised. Also, kinda cool.

  • @purpleahaze
    @purpleahaze 5 років тому +2

    The best offensive Jewish joke, "They say there is safety in numbers........someone say that to the Jews during WW2". Courtesy Jimmy Carr.

  • @martinghertner8195
    @martinghertner8195 5 років тому +2

    Ive been waiting for this videooo, I’m Jewish and I loved every single one of the jokes 😂😂😂. Bald guy with long beard, if you ever see this, I love you

  • @HOSS-kr6jj
    @HOSS-kr6jj Місяць тому +1

    I met the CEO of my bank yesterday, his name was Benjamin Silverstein...

  • @FireBallZ24Gaming
    @FireBallZ24Gaming 5 років тому +4

    I laughed at them all, bring me and my partner on to the show because I think we would shake it up on the couch.

  • @JakeBananas
    @JakeBananas 5 років тому +25

    I mean these were like knock knock jokes... not really my type of comedy. But its true, jews def love self deprecating humor so you could probably get most jews to laugh at jew jokes. though some of these were just kinda delivered terribly

    • @morningstar6123
      @morningstar6123 5 років тому +5

      Right? It wasn't because they were crossing the line for me, the jokes were just not funny at all.

    • @sandothemando8924
      @sandothemando8924 5 років тому +4

      @@morningstar6123 I agree. Some of the jokes in this video and in other Crossing the Line videos have not been funny to me, not necessarily because they 'crossed the line' but because the were cheap shots at humour, low-hanging fruit and poorly written and/or delivered.

    • @morningstar6123
      @morningstar6123 5 років тому +2

      @@sandothemando8924 yep, the first comedian was better at delivering the jokes imo.

  • @iris5304
    @iris5304 5 років тому +2

    My husband told the pizza joke to his best friend that is a Jew. He laughed , but kept saying too soon, too soon as he continued laughing.

  • @AidiaP
    @AidiaP 3 роки тому +1

    I'm from Venezuela, from a state called Zulia, and identify so much with what the Jewish young man is saying. We zulians make fun of EVERYTHING, and when one person can't take a joke we actually "gang up" on them and make fun of them until they leave pissed off or they learn to take a joke.
    Next to last time I was there, I was with a group of friends at the movie theatre, and in the middle of the freaking movie (I believe it was "Frozen" or any other Disney film) a couple of thugs stood and robbed the movie goers, two things happened immediately.
    1 People complied and handed their phones and money.
    2 We started making jokes while being robbed, things like "couldn't you have waited for the song to finish?" Or "could you rob us quietly? We're watching a movie here".
    After the movie ended most of the movie goers were still making jokes while leaving the theatre, and my friends and I went to have dinner after and we were retelling the story at the street food cart and the guys at the food cart started telling us about when the had been robbed and again we were all cracking up at the situation.
    Last time I was there, we could only eat once a day, cause food is super expensive, my mom and me were making jokes about how great a socialist regime is in making you slim down quickly. Even joked about offering a package for brides to be who want to lose weight before the wedding.
    Being able to laugh amidst tragedy is a great tool to have, in my opinion, tough times seem to go faster and problems seem to get resolved "quicklier". (I know it's not a word 😅)

  • @Frankcis_memes
    @Frankcis_memes 3 роки тому +3

    Benny was trying not to die this entire video

  • @Willy_Tepes
    @Willy_Tepes 5 років тому +3

    "The answer is blowing in the wind"
    -Adolph Hitler

  • @michaelrobertshaw4790
    @michaelrobertshaw4790 Рік тому

    this channel should have -way- more subs.

  • @jasmine-pheobetaylor858
    @jasmine-pheobetaylor858 5 років тому

    Absolutely LOVING this series!

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 5 років тому +2

    The bogan yobbo has the same reaction to all these vids lol

  • @cluckendip
    @cluckendip 5 років тому +20

    "we crossed his line"
    So is that the answer? Every person has their own line?

  • @jayjay-dr9pr
    @jayjay-dr9pr 5 років тому +2

    No one:
    Pastor: that's over the line

  • @eagerturtle4791
    @eagerturtle4791 5 років тому +9

    I laughed at a lot more of these jokes. I feel like they weren't really making fun of Jews, but making fun of the stereotypes and the Nazis.

  • @jillybeangaming
    @jillybeangaming 5 років тому

    i'm really loving this series.. great conversation, silly humor... win/win.

  • @silveravnt
    @silveravnt 5 років тому +3

    I'm a Baptist and I love Baptist jokes. I think because humor has to have some truth to it and if you're in the target group you've seen it first hand.

  • @chrisucl
    @chrisucl 5 років тому

    I love that blue collar guy. He just laughs at everything. He must be a great person to know!

  • @AGUniko
    @AGUniko 4 роки тому

    I'm addicted to this series

  • @laurencethecamper5405
    @laurencethecamper5405 5 років тому

    Every episode I'm in stitches 😂 😂 😂

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 5 років тому +14

    Jew jokes are cool. Many Jewish comedians have a lot of self irony too 😂

    • @beastvader
      @beastvader 5 років тому

      True but one topic is impossible to make fun of or criticise without being crucified by the media, society and the government: Israel

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 5 років тому

      @@beastvader Jews we talk here is mostly American ones.. also you are a muslim so fuck you and none of your opion counts.. you are deeply antisemitic ones... and I'm really happy that Jeremy won.

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 5 років тому

      @书中自有黄金屋 thanks.. your mom is happy with me as well, son.

  • @empty1918
    @empty1918 2 роки тому +1

    The best joke was the ending "hopefully this means i can still get a career in Hollywood" this is approved as a jew to be funny

  • @Denali_Rebel
    @Denali_Rebel 4 роки тому

    You had me at concentrating

  • @mushroomman52
    @mushroomman52 5 років тому +1

    I reckon you can get picked up by a TV network Neil! Keep up the good work

  • @appletreesubs
    @appletreesubs 5 років тому

    I like that the Jewish guy laughed the most lolll

  • @sandothemando8924
    @sandothemando8924 5 років тому +2

    Everyone on planet Earth who ever lived: ........
    Benny: oooooh hoooo whoooo oooooh

  • @RomeoWhiskey692
    @RomeoWhiskey692 5 років тому

    I hung out with a Jewish guy who was a Captain in the US Army .
    He worked in Military Intelligence... an oxymoron at best .
    All we ever called him was Cap’n Cohen ....
    He had some really dark Jewish jokes , but I can’t remember any of them .
    But I remember the hilarity ( remember , we are all short-haired , clean shaven , fit young men in uniform at the time ) ... when a group of obviously left leaning young ladies started yelling at us , calling us the “N” word you can’t say on UA-cam anymore ... no, not THAT one , although a couple of us WERE of a darker shade than the rest ...
    The one that starts with “N “ and ends in “I” ... and has a “ Z” in the middle .
    Cap’n Cohen , being the senior officer present , immediately started shouting orders at us in English , flavored by a perfectly executed , movie villain version of a German accent .
    We responded , of course , by coming to “ attention “ and shouting “ Jawohl !!!” ...
    The young ladies failed to see the humor in the situation , not surprising , as the Left are an amazingly humorless bunch of individuals ...
    We thought it excruciatingly funny , watching Cap’n Cohen strutting around in his best Prussian military manner , spouting off faintly sinister orders ... all that was missing was the swagger stick .
    One or two of us would spontaneously break out into a few bars of “ Deutschland Uber Alles “ from time to time for the rest of the day ...
    They complained , of course ... and Cap’n Cohen got the word down from the head-shed that he shouldn’t do that anymore ... conduct unbecoming, and all that ...
    Seems nobody appreciates our sense of humor ...

  • @dutchdevilxl2999
    @dutchdevilxl2999 5 років тому +9

    Is it just me or are these jokes not dark enough

    • @TheAJmoviemaker
      @TheAJmoviemaker 4 роки тому +1

      Word, the "offensive" jokes they tell in all the videos are weak sauce

  • @destroyermelody
    @destroyermelody 2 роки тому +1

    The one!.. flies 😂

  • @shawnmoore1319
    @shawnmoore1319 5 років тому

    Lol the Jewish guy basically hijacked the conversation.
    What a damn Jew.! 😂

  • @bretts8070
    @bretts8070 5 років тому +2

    I think it would have been doubly funny if it was a baked potato. Cuz when I boil mine, they get skinned, but when you bake them they go in a certain kitchen implement that layers that joke up.

  • @seofilipino
    @seofilipino 2 роки тому +2

    Here you can easily see who's good at parties

  • @doylersafl8728
    @doylersafl8728 4 роки тому +2

    3:30 bogan guy's laugh sounds like donny from TBLS

  • @forestdaydreams9447
    @forestdaydreams9447 5 років тому +12

    Some of these are barely even jokes, they're just dark statements. But none crosses my line

  • @legrinu
    @legrinu 5 років тому +4

    Love how this series shows that people are different. And that many people feel offended on behalf on other people whilest these people just like those jokes.

  • @valdamaer
    @valdamaer 4 роки тому +1

    I wanna get in on this Jewish market... Very lucrative" the comedians haven't even started yet and he pulls this gold out of his ass, love it

  • @Blackeye808
    @Blackeye808 4 роки тому

    awesome episode!

  • @thesupertendent8973
    @thesupertendent8973 5 років тому +3

    I had leukaemia and I found that hilarious

  • @Miemerke
    @Miemerke 5 років тому +18

    I'm not offended by any of this, I don't even think it's funny.
    The best joke tellers about jews are jews themselves.
    They have great sense of humour when it comes to jewish jokes & self-reflection.

    • @axeman2638
      @axeman2638 5 років тому +1

      now that's a jewish joke, self reflection, sure.
      So why does anti-semitism keep happening?
      109 countries?

    • @whinei1449
      @whinei1449 5 років тому

      To not blame jews for antisemitism is quite a reach

    • @axeman2638
      @axeman2638 5 років тому

      @@whinei1449 racism and deceit written in their religious texts, 2000 odd years of being hated where ever they went.
      Yeah nothing to do with Jewish behaviour at all.

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 5 років тому

      @@axeman2638 because when things go wrong people blame minority groups, every culture, just historically most places had two or three minority groups, and most groups other than Jews werent in many places. When Poland had the Anti-Jewish pogroms they also went after the Scottish community in Poland, the difference is after a few dozen pogroms the Scots left, the Jews stuck around. And it was the same in many other places. Understanding the history of attacking and blaming "the other" for problems as a distraction by political leaders is an old things. Jews just happen to have been all over the world as a minority group so they got targeted along with the others, but as whole have been exposed to a lot more because of the diaspora dispersion.

  • @righteousviking
    @righteousviking 2 роки тому

    My favorite response to the pizza joke is to sharply snap at them, "Don't make Holocaust jokes! My great grandfather died in a concentration camp!"
    Then wait for them to feel bad and then say, "...when he slipped and fell out of his guard tower."

  • @petiesabala1077
    @petiesabala1077 4 роки тому

    This was very insightful and very funny I am a Mexican

  • @smens3920
    @smens3920 3 роки тому

    I am outraged!
    ....that I did not find this earlier!

  • @malladivenkatesh8231
    @malladivenkatesh8231 5 років тому +4

    Who else were waiting for "oh ho ho" in the video

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 5 років тому

    These jokes were actually really funny. The pity party and west bank one are great.

    • @Shalalalala_666
      @Shalalalala_666 5 років тому

      Yeah most of them were pretty funny. the West Bank one was funny but it was also very dumb because it's not true and it's ignorant.

  • @sanket7381
    @sanket7381 5 років тому

    Great content man. keep it coming

  • @armwrestlingfan6804
    @armwrestlingfan6804 5 років тому

    That scooter song always gets stuck in my head because it sounds like he starts by yelling "Transforming the jews"

  • @riotfissure
    @riotfissure 2 роки тому

    I feel like Benny tried to cater to the pastor lol

  • @mufc1015
    @mufc1015 5 років тому

    Once the teacher asked a group of students what the most flammable objects are the Jewish kid raised his arm immediately and said ooh me me me the teacher said correct what else? Lolol

  • @cooperwoods3186
    @cooperwoods3186 2 роки тому +1

    Benny would've been dying if he wasn't sitting next to baldy

  • @kobeslaughter4671
    @kobeslaughter4671 Рік тому

    The pizza oven joke was slways my favorite

  • @lauraberg6272
    @lauraberg6272 5 років тому +1

    Neel, so you know, there's a difference between nervous laughter and actual genuine "that's funny" laughter.

  • @chiiriipeach
    @chiiriipeach 5 років тому +1

    benny's laugh makes my day

  • @the_court_jester666
    @the_court_jester666 5 років тому

    This is a great idea. I laughed at the same jokes the Jew laughed about, the palestine-israel joke definitely crossed my line.

  • @7gromojar
    @7gromojar 5 років тому +5

    Watching their reactions is more painfull that hearing the jokes

  • @tris421
    @tris421 5 років тому

    wow this was so interesting overall. What i liked is that on most videos the target of the jokes seemed to enjoy the jokes the most.

  • @JohnWhiteHere
    @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому +6

    for some reason the gay guy really pisses me off, just the way that he looks at others before laughing and how he shakes his head at others for laughing, he just seems super fake

  • @charliechips257
    @charliechips257 5 років тому

    Comedian: tells joke
    Benny: *H o O h O o H o O h O o*

  • @tony66au
    @tony66au 5 років тому +9

    Can it be funny? Ask Mel Brooks lol, He made a career of it.

  • @jesusortega154
    @jesusortega154 3 роки тому

    These are all great, and true.