My Uncle Shlomo used to come to our house and see us youngsters on our computers. "What is with the little televisions?" We'd tell him we were on the Internet. His reply each time: "Internet! SHMINTERNET!" as he ran out of the house waving his hands in the air.
That's the way you wave a towel !! That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in my life. I'm talking tears, stomach ache!! Thanks for the amazing humor ❤️
A Jewish kid comes home from college on spring break and goes up to his dad and says hey Pop can you give me $80 so I can have some fun? The dad yells $60!! what do you need $40 for? 😆
Love it! That's my old buddy Steve "Woody" Talmud, funniest man in Waterbury Hall, SUNY Albany 1978-82! (well, except for the first few months of '80, there was one guy funnier, but hey, Woody was going through a bit of a dry spell...).
My Uncle Shlomo used to come to our house and see us youngsters on our computers.
"What is with the little televisions?" We'd tell him we were on the Internet.
His reply each time: "Internet! SHMINTERNET!" as he ran out of the house waving his hands in the air.
This, from a non-professional. Proves the point that what you really need is good material. (Having said that, he delivers it like a pro.)
That's the way you wave a towel !! That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in my life. I'm talking tears, stomach ache!! Thanks for the amazing humor ❤️
One hilarious joke after another starting with The Towel and ending with The Shiva Call!!! And I love the ending with Steve's kids!
School teacher asks the little Jewish kid 'What is 2+2 ?' the little boy asks ' What are we doing buying or selling?'
This one
I heard it as an Arab joke
The punchline is “was it Korea (it’s an old joke) and the guy says no it’s gonorrhea and I hate to touch the thing. Rim shot!
STEVE IS HILARIOUS.THATS THE WAY YOU WAVE A TOWEL.I LAUGHED SO LOUD I FARTED.TRUE###
Hi, funniest amateur comedian ever!!!
Period...
Brilliant 👏 👏
A Jewish kid comes home from college on spring break and goes up to his dad and says hey Pop can you give me $80 so I can have some fun? The dad yells $60!! what do you need $40 for? 😆
to buy back the other forty?
Reported for not being funny.
@@BuckForearm Loosen up big guy. Laughing at ourselves a bit is a good thing. And that is a FUNNY joke!
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@@mandanglelow1442 he's probably a convert
Didn't understand
Love it! That's my old buddy Steve "Woody" Talmud, funniest man in Waterbury Hall, SUNY Albany 1978-82! (well, except for the first few months of '80, there was one guy funnier, but hey, Woody was going through a bit of a dry spell...).
Awesome
The pool boy is there everyday?
He has other "responsibilities"
He looks like he could be the brother of the black comedian, Erik Griffin... or as I've always called him, the black Gene Shallot.
As a non-Jewish person I feel bad laughing at Jewish jokes but they're sooooo good
Don’t worry, the jokes are for everyone.
did not get it
Correction.
Funniest dad jokes EVER!!!
You should've considered stand up as a career.
Thanks
Very funny, but you had Leah blushing all the way through.
The music is better than the jokes.
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If only everyone could laugh at themselves....
What do you call an unemployed Muslim?
Bin Laidoff.
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