6 Viral Fire Noodles Recipes

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  • @theanimemaam
    @theanimemaam 11 місяців тому +7764

    Use the sieve to drain the noodles ❌
    Use the sieve to mash potatoes ✔️

    • @nstygrl97
      @nstygrl97 11 місяців тому +158

      omg i came here looking for this comment....i was like...dude...why wouldn't you use the sieve to drain the?????? smh...lol

    • @theanimemaam
      @theanimemaam 11 місяців тому +21

      @@nstygrl97 🤣🤣 lmao you're welcome

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 11 місяців тому +35

      I'm like, Bruh, Son, Daughter, Sis, Cousin, all the Fam slangs! What the!? Child!

    • @theanimemaam
      @theanimemaam 11 місяців тому +9

      @@mrclueuin 🤣🤣 lmao same

    • @DudeMandango
      @DudeMandango 11 місяців тому +30

      also, he had spray oil for the pan but didn't use it to oil the last dumpling. 🤯

  • @Akkerixx
    @Akkerixx 11 місяців тому +18415

    future canoe is the only food channel that doesnt make u hungry
    Edit: I removed all the edits because i was just giving you ideas :> (there were 7)

    • @namaliperera4612
      @namaliperera4612 11 місяців тому +134

      😂

    • @a_little_disquised1101
      @a_little_disquised1101 11 місяців тому +1474

      thats so mean him and his radioactive chicken are trying

    • @descendo24
      @descendo24 11 місяців тому +394

      @@a_little_disquised1101he is most definitely not trying 💀 maybe at all 💀

    • @shad0441
      @shad0441 11 місяців тому +9

      😂

    • @a_little_disquised1101
      @a_little_disquised1101 11 місяців тому +258

      I take it back I just saw the cheese noodle recipe

  • @catlikemeew
    @catlikemeew 8 місяців тому +985

    I am genuinely impressed, not only by the cooking, but also at his ability to talk in IBM Courier.

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 4 місяці тому +8

      What the fuck is IBM courier?

    • @biohazard9164
      @biohazard9164 4 місяці тому +35

      Imma go out on a limb and guess that it is a font

    • @thisismackie.
      @thisismackie. 4 місяці тому +16

      Holy shit this comment is so fucking funny

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 4 місяці тому +5

      @@biohazard9164 It... literally looks like any other font
      And how the fuck does a font like Ariel sound then?

    • @windowsxp5756
      @windowsxp5756 3 місяці тому

      🤣

  • @mareneaufrance5096
    @mareneaufrance5096 11 місяців тому +4717

    This guy should be reviewed by more people. He's educational and funny. A big "yes" for the eggs videos.

  • @Jubbano
    @Jubbano 11 місяців тому +2727

    I like how realistic everything is. And that everything isn’t what everyone makes things out to be.

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 11 місяців тому

      nah, this guy just sucks at cooking

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 6 місяців тому +5

      I ... What? ... Wait are we in a matrix?!

    • @randomuaena2859
      @randomuaena2859 Місяць тому

      Yeea
      Makes me feel better bout myself

  • @giveme5759
    @giveme5759 6 місяців тому +485

    4:03 never heard canoe ever speak with so much excitement in his voice

  • @mjrleaguesweetie
    @mjrleaguesweetie 11 місяців тому +2982

    I’m in my early 40s and somehow went my entire life never having had instant noodles, prior to this year. I bought a few different kinds at a local Asian supermarket this spring, and the first one I tried were the Samyang buldak 2x spicy artificial chicken flavor noodles. It was quite an experience.

    • @peanutm9346
      @peanutm9346 11 місяців тому +13

      What's your age got to do with it?

    • @syskeyownsyou
      @syskeyownsyou 11 місяців тому +746

      ​@@peanutm9346hes saying that he's very late to eating noodles

    • @bethdoublekickchick8007
      @bethdoublekickchick8007 11 місяців тому +123

      I highly recommend Nissin ramen, especially Tonkotsu, Hokkaido miso, and shoyu ramen 😋 Add some nori (dried seaweed) cheese, and whatever you fancy, it's a food coma in a warm bowl! 🤘

    • @bethdoublekickchick8007
      @bethdoublekickchick8007 11 місяців тому +53

      ​@@peanutm9346Your comment made me start singing Tina Turner's hit song, "What's Love Got To Do With it?" 😂

    • @mjrleaguesweetie
      @mjrleaguesweetie 11 місяців тому +99

      @@peanutm9346 most people I know went through a “I ate nothing but instant ramen” phase in their late teens/early 20s

  • @Dollop_of_Mayo
    @Dollop_of_Mayo 11 місяців тому +847

    1 slice of american cheese is 96 calories, so 60 x 96 = a mere 5,760 calories! also you should definitely continue the "But Lazier" series. As for what you should do with the pot full of melted American cheese, I think you have to call in a biohazard team for disposal

    • @DJstarrfish
      @DJstarrfish 11 місяців тому +91

      You can see the packaging says 60 calories at 14:02, so 60 * 60 = 3600 cal, but hey, who's counting when you have coronary artery disease

    • @iDeNoh
      @iDeNoh 8 місяців тому +15

      Not defending the existence of that recipe, but id be surprised if you would consume near as much unless you also drank the cheese.

    • @NJTRAF
      @NJTRAF 8 місяців тому +4

      My brother in christ! I knew it was alot but fuck me, I never thought it would be so close to 6000 calories! Jesus

    • @Rain.Mippet
      @Rain.Mippet 8 місяців тому +1

      So you’re telling me I should eat that

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 5 місяців тому +1

      Actually you have to call your local EHS program for pickup, the Environmental Protection Agency (US) has a list of govt organizations for each state ❤

  • @badlookahead
    @badlookahead 7 місяців тому +547

    9:45 i can hear uncle roger in my head
    "rice cooker good! rice go i- what? you dont wash your rice? haiyaa. wha- noodle go in? no no no, not the noodle sauce"

  • @Andre-Nader
    @Andre-Nader 11 місяців тому +841

    The first cheese dish without raclette and somehow the potatoes look more like raclette than anything else he ever made using it.

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery 11 місяців тому +17

      the potato component seems to mostly be pommes aligot, just unholy.

    • @fjbon1681
      @fjbon1681 11 місяців тому +7

      Haha!! That's EXACTLY what I thought, I'm so glad someone else recognized this, too.

    • @desmcmahon2240
      @desmcmahon2240 11 місяців тому

      was thinking just this

    • @karanaima
      @karanaima 11 місяців тому +7

      literally nobody calls it "pommes aligot", it's just aligot

    • @saadahmad15
      @saadahmad15 4 місяці тому

      Yea

  • @mr.ackermann5587
    @mr.ackermann5587 11 місяців тому +793

    I feel like the FutureCanoe channel's budget has increased, with the quality of production. Well done 👍👍

    • @1Stephenk41
      @1Stephenk41 11 місяців тому +17

      But he can’t buy milk

    • @Primus_075
      @Primus_075 11 місяців тому +55

      Buying all those radioactive chicken to save money is paying off

    • @jeebtheweeb
      @jeebtheweeb 11 місяців тому

      I don't

    • @1Stephenk41
      @1Stephenk41 11 місяців тому +11

      @@Primus_075bro went out and bought a pot and cheese but not milk that is true commitment

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 11 місяців тому

      800k subs. Hitting 30-40k a week now

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 9 місяців тому +158

    3:42 I'm pretty sure 1 bite of it would clog all my veins at once

    • @Joenotmama
      @Joenotmama 6 місяців тому +20

      Haiyaa! Why so weak?

    • @funiprofrfr
      @funiprofrfr 3 місяці тому +4

      Honestly it looks delicious to me

    • @frobonetic
      @frobonetic Місяць тому +5

      I gained 3 kilos from just staring at it for a solid 10 seconds

  • @DadGamingLtd
    @DadGamingLtd 11 місяців тому +1748

    I am all for the "but lazier" series. That's the only recipes I have the energy and drive to come up short on. So please continue that.
    I am also very grateful for the financial advice and investment tutoring this channel provides.

    • @Ahwleung.
      @Ahwleung. 11 місяців тому +47

      Bro doesn't even wash his rice, the bar is so low you'd have to commission a deep sea oil rig to dig it out of the ground.

    • @GroovinGuy
      @GroovinGuy 11 місяців тому +1

      YES

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Ahwleung. I hear he doesn't even wash his face. Have never seen it clean.

  • @userther9569
    @userther9569 11 місяців тому +146

    18:40 NACHOS
    WITH JALAPENOS, ONION , CRUSHED BACON BITS , CILANTRO AND SALSA VERDE

  • @tronixfix
    @tronixfix 8 місяців тому +44

    One thing my wife and i really like is using half the sauce of a 2x spicy mixed with soy sauce, oil, garlic powder, onion powder and pepper for marinating chicken and pork. We bbq them afterwards over charcoal or wood. The remaining half bag of sauce is used to make the stir fry noodle like usual and then they are topped with the meat and decorated with chives, fresh chili and the seaweed+ sesame pack.

    • @AeroQuattro
      @AeroQuattro Місяць тому

      you can get the sauce separately! although it doesn't follow the same nomenclature as the noodles ie. spicy and extremely spicy

  • @hengyijing5148
    @hengyijing5148 11 місяців тому +2639

    Thank you for making instant noodles even more unhealthy than it already is
    Edit: Thanks for 1.9k likes 😅

    • @crl_wtz
      @crl_wtz 11 місяців тому +2

      are*

    • @SunburnRetrovs
      @SunburnRetrovs 11 місяців тому +62

      ​​@@crl_wtz"are*" only works if the "it" is replaced with "they*." But then again, why would we called instant noodles by pronouns?

    • @3to4characters
      @3to4characters 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@SunburnRetrovs
      'they' can also be used when it's a plural form of something, no? It's not just a pronoun.

    • @-VelrasChaos-
      @-VelrasChaos- 11 місяців тому +37

      Oh god, we turned roasting Canoe to English Grammer class 😂😂😂

    • @rivensword8063
      @rivensword8063 11 місяців тому +4

      @@crl_wtz 🤓

  • @bdf300
    @bdf300 11 місяців тому +225

    The only way I've found to remain sanitary and reduce dish cleaning time by 40% is to drain the water and put the noodles directly in the bowl, then mix the spices into the noodles, mix thoroughly, and enjoy however you want. It reduces cleaning by 40% due to you only needing to rinse the pan of the starchywater instead of scrubbing the seasoning from the bottom of the pan.

    • @AxiereixA
      @AxiereixA 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, i also do that too, but the downside is that with stir fry noodles the texture is not the same. Because the noodles has some retained water in them and you don't stir fry them they end up a bit soupy. Now i just use a small pot to cook noodles with and it cleans easier.

    • @appelsap45
      @appelsap45 9 місяців тому +9

      Why even put the noodles in the pan at all then? Just put em in the bowl, add boiling water to it, let it sit for few min and strain

    • @1To4IlD
      @1To4IlD 9 місяців тому +4

      @@appelsap45 EXACTLY how I do it 👍🏽 Then I "RATE it, ONE thru TEEN"

    • @monicas2461
      @monicas2461 8 місяців тому +1

      I don’t wash my rice either. I buy no wash rice!

  • @LEON.DarkFall.
    @LEON.DarkFall. 8 місяців тому +36

    I can listen to this man all night to sleep cuz of how he sounds so much like every teachers teaching in classes.

  • @Shirl33n
    @Shirl33n 11 місяців тому +501

    I really like the way you do things on this channel. You inspired me to bake a whole cake from scratch (with no milk or cake flour) because eff it, it doesn’t have to be perfect, just done. We shouldn’t let perfectionism stop us from trying new things/creating cool stuff

    • @dogdjinn
      @dogdjinn 10 місяців тому +10

      perfection is the enemy of good

    • @turntechgodbeheaded
      @turntechgodbeheaded 10 місяців тому +11

      Did it .. taste good ?? With no milk ??

    • @missmoon1849
      @missmoon1849 10 місяців тому +8

      @@turntechgodbeheaded SO MANY cake recipes dont have milk in it.

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@beenguy5887you don't need milk for a cake to be good

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@turntechgodbeheadedmilk is overrated, also cake flour is garbage, the only cakes I've made with cake flour turned out like shit

  • @khayon1783
    @khayon1783 11 місяців тому +160

    This dude's videos filling me up with confidence that i can do at least something better than others, thanks for this therapy.

  • @Broom45
    @Broom45 10 місяців тому +42

    Best cooking channel by far. He is chill unlike every other one

  • @rudybasso
    @rudybasso 11 місяців тому +222

    the cheese slapping montage absolutely gave me 5 seconds of joy - thanks for putting in the work to make it happen ! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @naazbutool6553
    @naazbutool6553 11 місяців тому +472

    Those aligot potatoes are actually very technically difficult to execute, you did great!

    • @zooleykuh
      @zooleykuh 11 місяців тому +49

      bros not an npc he’s an actual cook he can’t hide it 🤣

    • @PutRandomNameHere
      @PutRandomNameHere 8 місяців тому +7

      What is difficult about them? They're just mashier mashed potatoes with cheese lol

    • @dancesmokesmile344
      @dancesmokesmile344 8 місяців тому +3

      They actually looked really good

    • @BedroomPianist
      @BedroomPianist 8 місяців тому +7

      He has a degree in food science, he knows what he's doing

  • @gamersins3744
    @gamersins3744 9 місяців тому +34

    13:04 📸📸📸 emotions!!! emotions!!! emotions!!!

  • @sleepyzeph
    @sleepyzeph 11 місяців тому +94

    im addicted to all the samyang noodles. after a while you get used to the heat, and the flavor is amazing. they also have the best noodle texture of any brand ive had.
    you can buy the buldak hot sauce by itself as well and it's soooo good and versatile. makes the best grilled cheese, the best scrambled eggs, etc.

    • @ZZxlizrx
      @ZZxlizrx 2 місяці тому

      Samdak how to eat spicy noodles as a normal person

  • @karaflora4452
    @karaflora4452 11 місяців тому +35

    4:24 damn that was some unexpected emotion

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 8 місяців тому +27

    1:26 made me bust out laughing. I've just been binging all your videos. You always make me smile

  • @orking4837
    @orking4837 11 місяців тому +30

    9:14 saying 8.2 and writing 7.9 -> *chef's kiss*

  • @LeStacheman
    @LeStacheman 11 місяців тому +346

    Right on time for the food poisoning special 🔥

    • @sigmaarmy24
      @sigmaarmy24 11 місяців тому +2

      What do you mean?

    • @Megadoge1293
      @Megadoge1293 3 місяці тому

      If saying he cant cook look at your own life the best food u made before would be cut fruit

    • @Darklord21674
      @Darklord21674 3 місяці тому

      Bro this is one of The dumbest and funniest comment ive ever seen in this channel

  • @ボイ-g6m
    @ボイ-g6m 7 місяців тому +629

    you look tastier than the food you make

    • @cutestuff9538
      @cutestuff9538 5 місяців тому +43

      Ayo broo 😂

    • @ItzP3ggy
      @ItzP3ggy 5 місяців тому +17

      🫃🫃🫃smegsy

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 5 місяців тому +15

      Vro wtf

    • @pace_18
      @pace_18 5 місяців тому +13

      The competition ain't so fierce

    • @sgd_-nh4lg
      @sgd_-nh4lg 4 місяці тому +4

      WUT?

  • @danielp.h.6613
    @danielp.h.6613 11 місяців тому +42

    obsessed with him insisting on "getting a closer look" at what visually looks like baby vomit. quality content we truly deserve

  • @pimpusmane
    @pimpusmane 11 місяців тому +96

    1 Ramen + 1 cup white rice : Cook them separate, the rice takes a few minutes longer to cook. After they’re done I like to fry noodles in a pan with enough oil to coat the bottom and edges of the pan and a teaspoon of soy sauce. I lay my bed of white rice down and put noodles on top. Still a bit of a “struggle meal” but looks much better than the one you did. You can also fry the rice if you want I personally prefer the bare white rice as a base flavor.

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 8 місяців тому +6

    Getting FutureCanoe to show emotion from how good your recipe is feels like it should be a bragging right that you can use to certify how good it is

  • @TheMCcreepermen
    @TheMCcreepermen 11 місяців тому +46

    I like how he makes Cloudy eggs instead of sunny side up eggs.

  • @BrokeBoi-x2q
    @BrokeBoi-x2q 11 місяців тому +183

    1 mashed avocado
    1 cup of cooked rice
    1 crushed garlic or 1 teaspoon garlic powder
    2 tablespoons plain yogurt
    2 tablespoons mayonnaise
    Salt + Pepper to taste
    You can also add hot sauce/cayenne pepper for a little kick
    Mix everything together and enjoy
    Looks very questionable, but is very tasty 😋
    Takes 10-15 minutes to make (if rice is already made)

    • @morzefarraige
      @morzefarraige 11 місяців тому +32

      the worst thing i've ever done in my life was mixing pasta or ramen with avocados.............. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ashedaces
      @ashedaces 11 місяців тому +39

      what on earth 💀

    • @joshuaferdinands6879
      @joshuaferdinands6879 11 місяців тому +12

      Well thinking about it. It's like avocado sushi roll except no nori and a garlic mayo/ yoghurt sauce.

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@joshuaferdinands6879imagining fruit and rice go together is kinda hard for me (our people rarely/almost never did that)

    • @alaranarmstrong3718
      @alaranarmstrong3718 11 місяців тому +5

      @@eigengrau7698 "fruit" while yes it's technically a fruit it's used in savory fashion almost exclusively because it's basically green butter, it's not like any other fruit. Burritos often have both rice and guacamole inside, the latter of which is basically just mashed avocado with salt, lime, pepper, and aromatics and herbs.

  • @justme-et3sr
    @justme-et3sr 6 місяців тому +12

    I actually tried the first recipe. Eating it rn. Absolutely amazing. Can't feel my mouth, but it's worth it

  • @aishah2920
    @aishah2920 11 місяців тому +43

    I do the rice one ocassionally, what i do is cook the noodles until the sauce is creamy and just pour the whole thing over a bowl of rice. Its not for everyone but its good. The rice paper dumpling recipe is also very very common where i am. Noodle filled spring rolls are literally the most sold out ones.

    • @RazorRamonMachismo
      @RazorRamonMachismo 11 місяців тому

      Look at the rice cooker name WHY>???????????????????

    • @bollodeath9141
      @bollodeath9141 11 місяців тому +1

      i just shove an onigiri in and mix it. you should try it

    • @duuda-he9qj
      @duuda-he9qj 11 місяців тому

      @@bollodeath9141the move from one piece?

  • @sailormoonwannabe
    @sailormoonwannabe 11 місяців тому +68

    It's weird, I started off this video super hungry and watching those cheesy potatoes noodles made want them really bad. But the last one with all the cheese in the pot got rid of any of those feelings.

  • @KynliPerry
    @KynliPerry 26 днів тому +1

    Love these vids cuz their unique, brings out the realism in things.

  • @cptmacbernick
    @cptmacbernick 11 місяців тому +26

    Bro that baby edit 15:20 I died 😂

  • @Akkerixx
    @Akkerixx 11 місяців тому +41

    future canoe: makes one slight change in voice tone when he describes food*
    "im sorry that was too much emotion"

    • @xmiunax4385
      @xmiunax4385 3 місяці тому +1

      He was way out of line totally unprofessional 😤 (🤭)

    • @Akkerixx
      @Akkerixx 28 днів тому

      @@xmiunax4385 fr

  • @Daily_short_machine
    @Daily_short_machine 3 місяці тому +7

    absolutely big fan of the instagram comment section part

  • @alertedanemone7
    @alertedanemone7 11 місяців тому +15

    18:35 Irish Nachos. It's typically potato chips, corn beef, green onions and you can use the leftover cheese.

  • @suan333
    @suan333 11 місяців тому +11

    17:44 not his roommate bullying him too 😂😂😂

  • @astronottv7506
    @astronottv7506 9 місяців тому +6

    I have to commend you on having the only cooking channel that can make my hunger go away without eating anything!

  • @chomosuke0720
    @chomosuke0720 11 місяців тому +49

    This guy the best thing to happen to me this year his vids never miss 😂

  • @Golden5711
    @Golden5711 11 місяців тому +33

    My go-to midnight snack is corn chaat
    Boiled corn kernels, mix in a dollop of butter, some lemon juice, and a lot of "chaat masala" if you can get it from an indian grocery store (I'm sure you'd rather substitute it with a convenient alternative but trust me it will change your life)

    • @e.g.2261
      @e.g.2261 11 місяців тому +1

      I was taught a vaguely similar recipe by my dad, microwave corn kernels in a mug,top it with mozzarella (or any mild white melting cheese you have lol) and butter and microwave again. Then add queso fresco, lemon juice, mayo, and mix like your life depends on it. Add more mozzarella on top and microwave for 30 seconds.
      Just thinking of it makes my mouth water and though I don't often eat indian your snack seems just familiar enough that I could actually try it!

    • @starryskies0
      @starryskies0 10 місяців тому

      Any recipe with chaat masala I’ll try 😼 I really like chaat masala

  • @Fourside__
    @Fourside__ 8 місяців тому +4

    kitchen sinks have been shown to have more bacteria than a toilet seat, just a small bit of trivia

  • @eqinoo3746
    @eqinoo3746 11 місяців тому +14

    This is the only channel that shows us what it's really like to cook recipes from the internet

  • @MicroMidas
    @MicroMidas 11 місяців тому +23

    17:31 Yes, continue "But Lazier"!

  • @jessp2317
    @jessp2317 Місяць тому +4

    10:07 … “I don’t wash my rice”

  • @dennjahd9039
    @dennjahd9039 11 місяців тому +28

    In Germany, we say:
    Mach weiter so mit deinen Videos, ich liebe sie.

    • @pennypony1717
      @pennypony1717 11 місяців тому +6

      Ik ben het helemaal eens met de Duitsers, vooral doorgaan.

  • @user-zt9dw2dg3z
    @user-zt9dw2dg3z 11 місяців тому +15

    As a certified beggar, I just love this channel, everytime I am starving of food, I just come here and my hunger is gone. Love you man❤

  • @graygram
    @graygram 5 місяців тому +2

    we should start pressuring UA-camrs to start explaining why the sections with copyright free music got cut out, like a little bit of text that just says why that happened.

  • @vivianebarros8210
    @vivianebarros8210 11 місяців тому +6

    His calmness is the cherry on top 😊

  • @BruiserProdigy
    @BruiserProdigy 11 місяців тому +6

    Fire video man, the scripts keep getting more refined and you can almost not tell the difference between a real voice and yours. Keep it up bro

  • @harveensingh2498
    @harveensingh2498 2 місяці тому +1

    I love your videos cause you always try actual tasty looking recepies and especially because you always say all the ingrediants that you use , thank you so much for these videos 😊😊

  • @3van
    @3van 11 місяців тому +37

    “i’ve never had a raw men experience quite like this.” 4:06

  • @MandrewTheFrog
    @MandrewTheFrog 11 місяців тому +26

    I actually prefer to start my pasta/rice/noodles with cold water, I think it gives you an end result of soft inside and a marginally firmer outside which is a nice texture variation.

  • @ابوكريم-ض4ك2س
    @ابوكريم-ض4ك2س 27 днів тому

    The only cooking channel that actually make me hungry while watching

  • @irvanray1898
    @irvanray1898 11 місяців тому +5

    18:13 bro's mouth got violated by that cheese.

  • @mapelflake584
    @mapelflake584 11 місяців тому +8

    i love eating and watching your videos bc it makes my food look better

  • @noamkoren1784
    @noamkoren1784 9 місяців тому +13

    9:09 "8.2 out of 10" *shows 7.9 out of 10 on screen*

  • @MarsPlaysMusic
    @MarsPlaysMusic 11 місяців тому +150

    future canoe

    • @ookaiyoto
      @ookaiyoto 11 місяців тому +8

      future canoe

    • @gamingthatsall4253
      @gamingthatsall4253 11 місяців тому +8

      future canoe

    • @Marcario
      @Marcario 11 місяців тому +8

      future canoe

    • @lopi__
      @lopi__ 11 місяців тому +8

      future canoe

    • @nin7485
      @nin7485 11 місяців тому +8

      Future canoe

  • @Linkolod
    @Linkolod 11 місяців тому +6

    The editing against the man who sounds like he's trying not to transform into a man-shaped pile of dust is such a compelling experience

  • @vergnzls
    @vergnzls 11 місяців тому +15

    The color grading at 3:04 has convinced me that the food you make is actually okay and not that much radioactive

    • @Mayisntmine
      @Mayisntmine 11 місяців тому +1

      ikrrrr like it's not that radioactive anymoreeee

    • @lylyart
      @lylyart 10 місяців тому +2

      wdym "okay"... personally i think all of his food looks amazing😭 or have i just been eating radioactive food all this time

  • @andrearachel01
    @andrearachel01 11 місяців тому +6

    proud of u for making it this far!!

  • @podrumkaleto5042
    @podrumkaleto5042 8 місяців тому +13

    0:32 You did not just play that...

  • @Gaeforhae
    @Gaeforhae 11 місяців тому +6

    Dude how tf is this community growing so fast , last time i knew we hadn’t hit 500k and its 800k today ???

    • @Gaeforhae
      @Gaeforhae 8 місяців тому +1

      1.3 million today?

  • @Miraamri3048
    @Miraamri3048 11 місяців тому +16

    2:20
    Could’ve used that strainer for the noodles

  • @erukaseven
    @erukaseven 2 місяці тому +1

    An Italian American from New Jersey is the perfect way to describe something boiled in cheese.

  • @BusinessWolf1
    @BusinessWolf1 11 місяців тому +34

    Love the down to earth nature of your channel, and I loved that you used cheese in almost every recipe. My mom very rarely used cheese while cooking and when she did it was the shitty store brand one that's bitter and shitty. Now I can have cheese in my food consistently :3

  • @silverserpent420
    @silverserpent420 11 місяців тому +73

    I really enjoy the lazy meals. The birria tacos looked bomb! I'm definitely curious to try the cheesy potatoes ramen! I find adding cheese to ramen makes it too salty for me. So maybe the potatoes will help that.
    Midnight snacks: Easy bunuelos. Or crazy quesadillas. Both recipes utilize store brought flour tortillas. Because I ain't making masa at 2am homie 😂. For bunuelos just make a cinnamon sugar mixture and set aside. Now, you can either cut the tortillas into strips or leave whole. Then place them in some hot vegetable oil. Fry until a crispy golden brown. Remove and immediately douse with the sugar mixture and enjoy! It's flaky and sweet! I like to have unsweetened camomile tea with that snack. And crazy quesadillas are just layered with whatever is in your fridge! Even leftovers. My go-to is a scrambled egg with green onion and diced tomatoes. Between the two tortillas with melty cheese on both sides inside so it helps keep everything in😋. One more. Chips if broken or tostadas if they're whole. Store bought corn tortillas fried whole and just break them up to make chips and dip in your favorite condiments. I usually keep mine whole and eat them like tostadas. I drizzle a little lime and a mild hot sauce on it, like chalula or red devil when it's late. You can also just top it with cheese and green onion as soon as you remove it from the pan. This way the cheese melts. Enjoy!🫶🏽💚🫶🏽

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 3 дні тому

    Your sense of humour is awesome!!
    Momofuku Ando... the saviour of college and university students throughout the world.

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme 11 місяців тому +12

    I use Indomie Special Chicken. First I boil about 350ml of water and add in a chicken stock cube, let it infuse and add the noodle block and let them cook through. Then in the bowl I add some miso paste and when it's done you have a pretty great miso chicken broth

    • @TokiPone
      @TokiPone 11 місяців тому

      that sounds nasty af 🤮

    • @aeronmics
      @aeronmics 11 місяців тому

      Who the fuck let you cook

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h 11 місяців тому

      @@TokiPone no

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h 11 місяців тому

      @@TokiPone shut up furry

    • @TokiPone
      @TokiPone 11 місяців тому

      @@hodayfa000h why no

  • @6ftslug
    @6ftslug 11 місяців тому +13

    canoe the only dude on yt who can make my hangover worse by preparing simple cheesy fire noodles

  • @kibomira-ai3407
    @kibomira-ai3407 9 місяців тому +4

    Dude, you are amazing! I was feeling a bit down, but this video lifted my spirits right up! 😂

  • @fatimayaseen8409
    @fatimayaseen8409 11 місяців тому +8

    Every time I heat up my food and bring it to my bed ready to devour it, there's a recently uploaded future canoe video on my recommended page! Going to try not throwing up as usual 🖤

  • @SirZyPA
    @SirZyPA 11 місяців тому +8

    for the dumpling recipe, i dont think it was cheese sauce, looked like a chili mayo to me, i know some people also like that for sushi :)

  • @MasterBaker01
    @MasterBaker01 9 місяців тому +2

    i just discovered your channel today and you sir are my favorite youtuber now. lol.

  • @electrodudette4
    @electrodudette4 11 місяців тому +9

    The lack of enthusiasm in his voice LMAO

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu 11 місяців тому +4

    "I'm going to attempt the cheese slap montage like Bayashi"
    Ends up like HowToBasic
    Mined for copper and found gold

  • @goodbobonline9640
    @goodbobonline9640 28 днів тому

    I love your videos, you bring comedy to cooking and it just works

  • @2307kRYSTAL
    @2307kRYSTAL 11 місяців тому +4

    This perfectly cooked dishes seem like a golden experience.. They just look like they ve been made in heaven.

  • @Queen_Nyxie
    @Queen_Nyxie 11 місяців тому +33

    Just had to thank you for your videos. I was actually able to make that cheesy ramen from one of your previous videos! Coming from someone who cooks so terribly that it literally caused me to projectile vomit, you're a life saver. I went from laughing to actually making something edible. Props!

    • @xXJAng3lXxx
      @xXJAng3lXxx 11 місяців тому +5

      I feel like Yor Forger wrote this comment lol

  • @LuisRamirez-ed1gt
    @LuisRamirez-ed1gt 12 днів тому

    DUDE, I DON't CARE WHAT YOU COOK AS LONG AS "YOU" COOK IT! KEEP'EM COMING!

  • @fjbon1681
    @fjbon1681 11 місяців тому +5

    "Bro sprinkling staples on it!" I CAN'T even!!! Hahaha...LOVE IT!!! I swear the Insta comments always do me in. And, YES, do a whole video on all the different ways to make eggs, it's a guarantee fail and I'm here for it, and by 'it' I mean all the laughs it will bring me. You're the BEST!!!

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 24 дні тому +1

    Midnight drunk snack: Mix all of the condiments in your fridge into a bowl and crush potato chips in it. Eat it like cereal.

  • @Eli_Irwin
    @Eli_Irwin 11 місяців тому +4

    Midnight Snack!: Naan bread base, with a Colby-Jack cheese stick, some Taki's, and some grilled chicken that comes pre-cooked in a pack at the grocery store. Fold it like a taco and enjoy!
    (or not, it all depends on whether you can handle acid reflux at 2 in the morning.)

  • @Soapy_Onion
    @Soapy_Onion 8 місяців тому +1

    Love this guy, he’s so full of emotion

  • @k4izo
    @k4izo 11 місяців тому +10

    15:00 HowToCanoe

  • @Ajjshshdhdhhx
    @Ajjshshdhdhhx 11 місяців тому +6

    11:51 you should make a video on cooking eggs.

  • @rubayeteshan2432
    @rubayeteshan2432 2 місяці тому +1

    perfect vidio to help fasting

  • @Chobdula
    @Chobdula 11 місяців тому +5

    Bro, the cheese in the last one looked like it was curdling 💀

  • @arshad887
    @arshad887 11 місяців тому +6

    HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING CHEESY MASHED POTATOES!!!!

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 11 місяців тому

      You can also add freeze dried onions to mashed potatos. It's so good

  • @DetectiveHime
    @DetectiveHime 4 місяці тому +1

    2:06 ":) Look at this cheesy, pully, -" *gets interrupted by guitar

  • @judeydey
    @judeydey 11 місяців тому +12

    Make some broccoli and cheese soup with the leftover cheese from the last recipe!

  • @melihuzun2658
    @melihuzun2658 11 місяців тому +6

    13:56 NUMBER 6 CHEESE
    why the fuck did I laugh so hard on this one wtf is wrong with me

    • @lylyart
      @lylyart 10 місяців тому

      DW BRO I DID TOO☠️

  • @mahmoodmahmood2069
    @mahmoodmahmood2069 9 місяців тому +4

    1:24 that's me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthijsbeets424
    @matthijsbeets424 11 місяців тому +5

    You could use the saus for a cheeseburger mac and cheese. It's really good