Had a bully who harassed me thru all of middle school. Then my first year of high school he was still there, but the very first day of school during break he pushed me onto the coffee machine, just to hear a tap on the shoulder before he was absolutely hanged onto the wall by my absolute four-season wardrobe of a cousin (who is 3 years older than us) telling me that if he ever catches him picking on me ever again he's gonna makes sure he ends up in the hospital with all of his bones reduced to paste. He hadn't bothered me since. He actually play all cool and friendly with me now.
My dad had an African American teacher in the early 1970's and one kid pointed at Niger on the map and pronounced it how you'd think a dumb kid would and apparently she turned around and belted a peice of chalk at the kid before anyone could even react
I felt bad for the girl that didnt get to go to prom. I didnt go to mine and regret it a little bit. I didnt have a group of friends that went and I didnt have a date. I was such a shy but confident guy. I lost a lot of weight recently before the time of prom so I was still seeing the chubby me in the mirror. Do not let nerves ruin something fun and exciting. Take it from me, a guy who backed out of plans because of fear of embarrassment, not being liked. Be yourself and have fun!
My brother used to do that to his own son. He seemed to forget his coffee was loaded with caffeine and sugar, and would let his son have a sip while out shopping. As you might imagine the toddler LOVED all the sugar and sweetness and would try to drink all of the coffee as soon as it was in his reach, then my brother would wonder why his toddler son was hyper all day. My mom finally asked him: "Did you let him have any coffee today?" The coffee sampling stopped and my nephew mellowed out. Go figure!
Really is bad parenting. A former SIL used to give her toddler coffee in the toddler's bottle. I was horrified and blurted "You're giving her COFFEE??" and the SIL whined weakly "But she wants it." I said "But you're the one who controls what goes into her bottle." SIL couldn't answer and the worst part was, she's a nurse and knew very well why that was so bad for her baby.
"You couldnt exactly punish 200 kids" Yeah my high school knows the feeling. In my senior year in high school. The district announced theyll implement a new school schedule for the following year (so didnt affect me) that would have shorter periods that the time removed would create a new period. pretty much every student hated that. shorter time and a new class on top of it. So they decide on a certain day do a walk out. Protest in front of the school. This was decided maybe a few days in advance. the school in response said....anyone caught in walk out...would be suspended. Even if you go down there during study hall (seniors were allowed to skip them) to show support...you'd be punished. I guess to deter anyone from doing it. The day came and the protest still happened. it was a small district so more then half of the school (Maybe more) participated. I wouldve shown support but didnt want to be punished. I believe no one was suspended (or punished) because....."You couldnt exactly punish 200 kids". I dont know if the protest worked. I had graduated by the time the new schedule was impleminted
"no tolerance" policies are most likely there so teachers don't spent to much time on student fights and more time planing for class (or at least what school would most likely claim), even if it teaches students not to go to authoritie figures because you'll just get punished anyway
@@leonkaufmann9776 As far as I'm concerned, it's simply because the school just can't be bothered to actually look at the available evidence and figure its just quicker and easier if everyone involved gets punished. Who cares if it encourages disrespect of authority figures and intense violence? It's not like they'll ever see those students again after a few years or anything
To make a long story short: Sophomore year of hs i started dating a friend of 4 years. She lies to me to keep our relationship a secret, cheats on me with a new transfer student, humiliates me daily and exposes a secret of mine because i called her out for cheating. All this happened within a week and had mentally and emotionally destroyed me and put me in a suicidal state for the next 2 months. A few weeks after i recovered from that i learned that her house burnt down, she had no clothes, had to live in a hotel, her dog died in the fire (poor dog), and the guy cheated on her. The wave of pure happiness was almost orgasmic
Knew a small bully in high school (she was tiny and mean, I was large, gentle, and on the spectrum). She got a solo in the school play, I told her I was proud of her, she told me to f*** off! Last time I saw her in person she was waiting tables at a truck stop and last I heard she was wiping old people's butts.
All that’s needed to incite chaos is a spark. That one school was basically a powder keg of emotions. Once the spark lit things up, there was no stopping the chain reaction that quickly escalated into a massive gym brawl.
got bullied by a senior (i was a sophomore). daddy told me a story when he was my age involving a bully's butt and a pair of scissors. he was right--no one jacked with me for the rest of high school. btw, the bully's horse didn't like him either--she dragged him to death. his own parents didn't come to the funeral. nice family.
This is the one time I dealt with a bully properly at school, I should have done this every time but I was conditioned not to. Anyway he walked over to me when I was sitting in the library and hits both my ears at once with the palms of his hands and walks off, I get up and slug him right in the stomach with the lad who volunteers in the library laughing his ass off. He was all pally with me after that. Bullying ends real quickly when they realise that their are consequences to their actions.
my middle school bully, (she back off in high school, mainly because the clicks were set and didn't really talk with each other, a few years after graduating was arrested for crack. I saw her mug shot, laughed until i cried, then wished her luck. she turned her life around some a few years later.
When I was a junior in highschool, I was getting on the bus as usual and as we were sitting down, a guy felt like he couldn't wait for another 10 seconds (cause the stop sign was still up) and drives forward but fails to notice the cop car and gets pulled over XD
About a month ago I was making a Mac and cheese casserole. After it was done baking, I decided to reach in from the left, not realizing where exactly my left arm was. Got a small but nasty burn on said arm that took a few weeks to go away. This was after I had boasted to some other residents of the apartment complex I live in, that I was a great cook.
🤣🤣🤣🤣It was very cold and ice under the snow, so you didn't know it was there, my neighbor was outside, sitting on his porch, drinking in that weather and when he went to get up, he tumbled down the stairs, So I'm at the top of my porch laughing at him, took not even one step 🤣🤣🤣🤣and started rolling down the stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣myself, laughing on the way down 👇 👇, I never laughed so hard at myself and I never laughed at anyone else again and I'm laughing 😂 😂 at myself remembering this one
Not instant karma but slow. But my sister used to date a lot of jerks especially in high school. they were the kind no one would want to see their daughter bring home. Sadly probably the worst of them was a part of our lives for years because she got pregnant with my niece. So as much as we hated the guy...he was still the father. They did try to make it work for their daughter's sake but didnt last. My sister got main custudy of during the week and he got her weekends and some holidays. eventually he got worst then ever and my sister then tried to get full. she was going to fight to do so....then he did something totally stupid that worked in her favor. He got arrested for a horrible crime in front of their then 5 year old. he got some jail time...and sister got full cusutdy. (not the karma part). One year we were all told he had cancer or something which was a lie. I dont think he started the lie but he sure as hell didnt tell the truth. so we all began to feel sorry for him (probably why he kept up with it). I was even praying for his recovery. Of course truth did come out and we now hated him even more. Now comes the karma. He actually did get sick dont know if cancer but he did have seizures (once while visiting my niece who was a teen at the time). He did recover and got better. But think that bout was karma for all the years of being a jerk and faking stuff. But a little more karma icing on top. My niece is now 24 and wants nothing to do with him. when she got married....she didnt want him at the wedding
Happened to us this weekend. Family was going on a road trip to another state for vacation. My parents were in one car, and my brother and I were in another (Mom and I were texting each other to communicate between the two drivers if we had to take detours or stop). While we're on the highway this motorcycle goes shooting past at like 90-100mph while weaving in and out of traffic, and startles all of us. We're talking about how he would probably crash and that the speed trap cop we passed wouldn't be able to catch him in a car. Well like 10-15 mins down the road our GPS suddenly says "speed trap ahead" so now we're discussing how the construction makes it hard for a speed trap to be there and how it's probably where one would usually be. We go a little further and we see that guy pulled off the road and a motorcycle cop writing him a ticket, so all of us are just laughing at him as we drive past. It wasn't instant, but it was pretty hilarious.
Truck driver, was going north on some interstate in Central PA near Carlisle, traffic is right lane is parked, left lane may as well be jogging but still moving, so I lumber my rig to the left, a few miles later, a silver mack anthem with an empty flatbed is behind me, moving left, and then right (right lane is still not moving btw) then back to the left, after passing the construction that had turned the right lane into a parking lane I get my governed ass back to the right and start speeding up when this mack hauls ass up beside me, flips me off, and said "fuck you" over the CB, I shrug and get on with my day, not 10 minutes later he's in a cop car, his really REALLY wrecked truck is being hooked to a wrecker, parts are scattered on the shoulder, and another rig from the company I was driving for was a little ways ahead of him, accompanied by an ambulance. Pulled to the side to help with what I could, and found out from a friend in the PAHP that he came around the corner doing 20 over with no time left on his logs, fuse pulled for ELD, with a half empty beer in the cup holder and wheylayed the dog piss out of the company rig while the driver was waiting on roadside assistance for a blown steer. Tough guy mack driver still in jail, company Co worker had minor injuries but needed time off to heal, trailer was buckled with busted frame.
Had an ex who done me dirty...he ended up with a woman who was crazy, moved him across the US...he died three months later under suspicious circumstances...his family thinks he was murdered. 😏
It happened to me. I was an angsty goth/punk teenaged dumbass. At a small church gathering at a roller rink. I dont much care for religion but there was a cute girl there I was trying to date. Some kid tripped and face planted kind of hard and I immediately barked out laughing, poor kid got up started off trying not to cry. After getting bored not long after striking out I got in my first ever car Ive had less than a week, and less than a mile down the road I got T-boned hard by a meth head "borrowing" her neighbors uninsured car before promptly hoofin it TF out of there. TLDR: Laughed at a kid who fell skating and I got tboned by a car an hr later. Ps. It was on my Bday too.
Old boss underpaid and took advantage of desperate young people . (South Africa) He assaults his dogs and workers as he pleases. Guess what's going to happen next
was heading home from a camping trip with my parents and this BMW who had an out of state license passed our car in a dangerous manner then a few minutes later we passed by it and it was pulled over I remember saying to my dad that someone got karma and he said yes they did
I made a post on Facebook several years ago about some carnivorous plants that I had just gotten. Said that my collection will continue to grow. Every single plant was dead in a month due to neglect on my part.
its not instant but my sister messed up my Weird Al c.d. years ago when we were kids. Karma got her deadass real good in the result of totaled cars and likely a concussion and insurance troubles with one accident and 2 failed marriages as well.
Here is my karma story I was a beast at Mario kart 7 online I heard rumors about a guy who was hacking and he was ruining the game and for everyone I was training aka time trials and getting ready when I finally got to race him I was on maple tree raceway and the final lap I remember the blue shell was coming I had to think fast and I remember the cheater behind me and let him take first place for 3 seconds and then the blue shell got him and I used my speed mushroom boost and I won
one around 9:30....thats not karma...thats stupidity. she couldve easily had said op slapped her...been abuser. she tore the shirt to get away from him. Police wouldve probably believed her (95% of spusal abuse is the husband/bf being the abuser)
Had a bully who harassed me thru all of middle school. Then my first year of high school he was still there, but the very first day of school during break he pushed me onto the coffee machine, just to hear a tap on the shoulder before he was absolutely hanged onto the wall by my absolute four-season wardrobe of a cousin (who is 3 years older than us) telling me that if he ever catches him picking on me ever again he's gonna makes sure he ends up in the hospital with all of his bones reduced to paste.
He hadn't bothered me since. He actually play all cool and friendly with me now.
I’m sure he does, what a wuss
"Honey, I get paid to go to court for stuff like this."
I'm dying just thinking of her saying that.
nah
My dad had an African American teacher in the early 1970's and one kid pointed at Niger on the map and pronounced it how you'd think a dumb kid would and apparently she turned around and belted a peice of chalk at the kid before anyone could even react
This legit made me laugh out loud
the correct african pronounciation of Niger is exactly that. the kid was right.
@@em1osmurf yeah but you know damn well he didn't intend the proper African pronunciation, he meant hard r
@@em1osmurf the office k be good gtg to bed now I love you too gf lol
@@em1osmurf, uh, it's pronounced Nee-Zher... Rhymes with 'see there'...
I felt bad for the girl that didnt get to go to prom. I didnt go to mine and regret it a little bit. I didnt have a group of friends that went and I didnt have a date. I was such a shy but confident guy. I lost a lot of weight recently before the time of prom so I was still seeing the chubby me in the mirror. Do not let nerves ruin something fun and exciting. Take it from me, a guy who backed out of plans because of fear of embarrassment, not being liked. Be yourself and have fun!
13:20 better question is why this toddler is drinking coffee AT ALL and why his mom is enabling it. Thats not good parenting...
My brother used to do that to his own son. He seemed to forget his coffee was loaded with caffeine and sugar, and would let his son have a sip while out shopping. As you might imagine the toddler LOVED all the sugar and sweetness and would try to drink all of the coffee as soon as it was in his reach, then my brother would wonder why his toddler son was hyper all day. My mom finally asked him: "Did you let him have any coffee today?" The coffee sampling stopped and my nephew mellowed out. Go figure!
The pumpkin spice latte may have been a kid version without coffee in it. We had similar drinks at the place I worked.
Really is bad parenting. A former SIL used to give her toddler coffee in the toddler's bottle. I was horrified and blurted "You're giving her COFFEE??" and the SIL whined weakly "But she wants it." I said "But you're the one who controls what goes into her bottle." SIL couldn't answer and the worst part was, she's a nurse and knew very well why that was so bad for her baby.
"You couldnt exactly punish 200 kids"
Yeah my high school knows the feeling. In my senior year in high school. The district announced theyll implement a new school schedule for the following year (so didnt affect me) that would have shorter periods that the time removed would create a new period. pretty much every student hated that. shorter time and a new class on top of it. So they decide on a certain day do a walk out. Protest in front of the school. This was decided maybe a few days in advance.
the school in response said....anyone caught in walk out...would be suspended. Even if you go down there during study hall (seniors were allowed to skip them) to show support...you'd be punished. I guess to deter anyone from doing it. The day came and the protest still happened. it was a small district so more then half of the school (Maybe more) participated. I wouldve shown support but didnt want to be punished. I believe no one was suspended (or punished) because....."You couldnt exactly punish 200 kids". I dont know if the protest worked. I had graduated by the time the new schedule was impleminted
That dance class one is *exactly* why “no tolerance” systems don’t work
"no tolerance" policies are most likely there so teachers don't spent to much time on student fights and more time planing for class (or at least what school would most likely claim), even if it teaches students not to go to authoritie figures because you'll just get punished anyway
@@leonkaufmann9776 As far as I'm concerned, it's simply because the school just can't be bothered to actually look at the available evidence and figure its just quicker and easier if everyone involved gets punished. Who cares if it encourages disrespect of authority figures and intense violence? It's not like they'll ever see those students again after a few years or anything
To make a long story short: Sophomore year of hs i started dating a friend of 4 years. She lies to me to keep our relationship a secret, cheats on me with a new transfer student, humiliates me daily and exposes a secret of mine because i called her out for cheating. All this happened within a week and had mentally and emotionally destroyed me and put me in a suicidal state for the next 2 months. A few weeks after i recovered from that i learned that her house burnt down, she had no clothes, had to live in a hotel, her dog died in the fire (poor dog), and the guy cheated on her. The wave of pure happiness was almost orgasmic
Knew a small bully in high school (she was tiny and mean, I was large, gentle, and on the spectrum). She got a solo in the school play, I told her I was proud of her, she told me to f*** off! Last time I saw her in person she was waiting tables at a truck stop and last I heard she was wiping old people's butts.
All that’s needed to incite chaos is a spark. That one school was basically a powder keg of emotions. Once the spark lit things up, there was no stopping the chain reaction that quickly escalated into a massive gym brawl.
Nice tip for coming into a job interview, don’t be mean to anybody, you never know who’s interviewing you
got bullied by a senior (i was a sophomore). daddy told me a story when he was my age involving a bully's butt and a pair of scissors. he was right--no one jacked with me for the rest of high school. btw, the bully's horse didn't like him either--she dragged him to death. his own parents didn't come to the funeral. nice family.
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Holy shit. Kinda buried the lead there.
This is the one time I dealt with a bully properly at school, I should have done this every time but I was conditioned not to. Anyway he walked over to me when I was sitting in the library and hits both my ears at once with the palms of his hands and walks off, I get up and slug him right in the stomach with the lad who volunteers in the library laughing his ass off. He was all pally with me after that. Bullying ends real quickly when they realise that their are consequences to their actions.
My mom got into a fender bender with some lady and later that same lady got nailed by a semi truck.
Yooooo
my middle school bully, (she back off in high school, mainly because the clicks were set and didn't really talk with each other, a few years after graduating was arrested for crack. I saw her mug shot, laughed until i cried, then wished her luck. she turned her life around some a few years later.
10:23 , this one was so well written. I really enjoyed it !
When I was a junior in highschool, I was getting on the bus as usual and as we were sitting down, a guy felt like he couldn't wait for another 10 seconds (cause the stop sign was still up) and drives forward but fails to notice the cop car and gets pulled over XD
About a month ago I was making a Mac and cheese casserole. After it was done baking, I decided to reach in from the left, not realizing where exactly my left arm was. Got a small but nasty burn on said arm that took a few weeks to go away. This was after I had boasted to some other residents of the apartment complex I live in, that I was a great cook.
12:20 holy crap this sounds like a Braveheart battle. LOL 🤣🤣
4:48 out of all the typos…
6:15 why was CORN so loud compared to everything else
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🤣🤣🤣🤣It was very cold and ice under the snow, so you didn't know it was there, my neighbor was outside, sitting on his porch, drinking in that weather and when he went to get up, he tumbled down the stairs, So I'm at the top of my porch laughing at him, took not even one step 🤣🤣🤣🤣and started rolling down the stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣myself, laughing on the way down 👇 👇, I never laughed so hard at myself and I never laughed at anyone else again and I'm laughing 😂 😂 at myself remembering this one
7:15 Unnamed place in Africa, Ohio, Germany, China - *This is why farmers have shotguns.* To protect their crops.
Not instant karma but slow. But my sister used to date a lot of jerks especially in high school. they were the kind no one would want to see their daughter bring home. Sadly probably the worst of them was a part of our lives for years because she got pregnant with my niece. So as much as we hated the guy...he was still the father. They did try to make it work for their daughter's sake but didnt last. My sister got main custudy of during the week and he got her weekends and some holidays.
eventually he got worst then ever and my sister then tried to get full. she was going to fight to do so....then he did something totally stupid that worked in her favor. He got arrested for a horrible crime in front of their then 5 year old. he got some jail time...and sister got full cusutdy. (not the karma part).
One year we were all told he had cancer or something which was a lie. I dont think he started the lie but he sure as hell didnt tell the truth. so we all began to feel sorry for him (probably why he kept up with it). I was even praying for his recovery. Of course truth did come out and we now hated him even more.
Now comes the karma. He actually did get sick dont know if cancer but he did have seizures (once while visiting my niece who was a teen at the time). He did recover and got better. But think that bout was karma for all the years of being a jerk and faking stuff.
But a little more karma icing on top. My niece is now 24 and wants nothing to do with him. when she got married....she didnt want him at the wedding
12:00 this is giving me inspiration for my project
Happened to us this weekend. Family was going on a road trip to another state for vacation. My parents were in one car, and my brother and I were in another (Mom and I were texting each other to communicate between the two drivers if we had to take detours or stop). While we're on the highway this motorcycle goes shooting past at like 90-100mph while weaving in and out of traffic, and startles all of us. We're talking about how he would probably crash and that the speed trap cop we passed wouldn't be able to catch him in a car. Well like 10-15 mins down the road our GPS suddenly says "speed trap ahead" so now we're discussing how the construction makes it hard for a speed trap to be there and how it's probably where one would usually be. We go a little further and we see that guy pulled off the road and a motorcycle cop writing him a ticket, so all of us are just laughing at him as we drive past. It wasn't instant, but it was pretty hilarious.
8:32 my man got played
22:17- I think I was on that train! Seriously, that exact set of circumstances played out on my train trip to St. Louis.
Truck driver, was going north on some interstate in Central PA near Carlisle, traffic is right lane is parked, left lane may as well be jogging but still moving, so I lumber my rig to the left, a few miles later, a silver mack anthem with an empty flatbed is behind me, moving left, and then right (right lane is still not moving btw) then back to the left, after passing the construction that had turned the right lane into a parking lane I get my governed ass back to the right and start speeding up when this mack hauls ass up beside me, flips me off, and said "fuck you" over the CB, I shrug and get on with my day, not 10 minutes later he's in a cop car, his really REALLY wrecked truck is being hooked to a wrecker, parts are scattered on the shoulder, and another rig from the company I was driving for was a little ways ahead of him, accompanied by an ambulance. Pulled to the side to help with what I could, and found out from a friend in the PAHP that he came around the corner doing 20 over with no time left on his logs, fuse pulled for ELD, with a half empty beer in the cup holder and wheylayed the dog piss out of the company rig while the driver was waiting on roadside assistance for a blown steer. Tough guy mack driver still in jail, company Co worker had minor injuries but needed time off to heal, trailer was buckled with busted frame.
Had an ex who done me dirty...he ended up with a woman who was crazy, moved him across the US...he died three months later under suspicious circumstances...his family thinks he was murdered. 😏
No Jamaican in there live ever said what's happening...
That god damned piano
3:47 This whole (you need to have a romantic partner to go to prom) thing is so weird.
11:46 reminds me of the scene in the SpongeBob episode Band Geeks when the band suddenly starts fighting.
It happened to me.
I was an angsty goth/punk teenaged dumbass.
At a small church gathering at a roller rink.
I dont much care for religion but there was a cute girl there I was trying to date.
Some kid tripped and face planted kind of hard and I immediately barked out laughing, poor kid got up started off trying not to cry.
After getting bored not long after striking out I got in my first ever car Ive had less than a week, and less than a mile down the road I got T-boned hard by a meth head "borrowing" her neighbors uninsured car before promptly hoofin it TF out of there.
TLDR: Laughed at a kid who fell skating and I got tboned by a car an hr later.
Ps. It was on my Bday too.
12:52 I wish to hear more.
The Tae-Bo Massacre...that must have been so epic.
Old boss underpaid and took advantage of desperate young people . (South Africa)
He assaults his dogs and workers as he pleases. Guess what's going to happen next
If they will cheat with you, they will cheat on you.
Why do I still feel bad, I just can’t help it
Could anyone find anything on the great Twitter war? lmaoo
I can't help but wonder if the one about the lunch table is really karma. Maybe the dude wanted to sit alone. That's what I did actually.
I swear half of these belong in r/that happened
21:50 top 10 things that never happened
Here's a fun factoid:karma has no exparation date
Tae Bo uprising nuf said
was heading home from a camping trip with my parents and this BMW who had an out of state license passed our car in a dangerous manner then a few minutes later we passed by it and it was pulled over I remember saying to my dad that someone got karma and he said yes they did
10:22 THE BEGINNING OF THE END
I made a post on Facebook several years ago about some carnivorous plants that I had just gotten. Said that my collection will continue to grow. Every single plant was dead in a month due to neglect on my part.
How is that karma?
@@DuchessofEarlGrey Because I was overconfident bordering on arrogance. I also had no idea what I was actually doing at the time.
its not instant but my sister messed up my Weird Al c.d. years ago when we were kids. Karma got her deadass real good in the result of totaled cars and likely a concussion and insurance troubles with one accident and 2 failed marriages as well.
Here is my karma story I was a beast at Mario kart 7 online I heard rumors about a guy who was hacking and he was ruining the game and for everyone I was training aka time trials and getting ready when I finally got to race him I was on maple tree raceway and the final lap I remember the blue shell was coming I had to think fast and I remember the cheater behind me and let him take first place for 3 seconds and then the blue shell got him and I used my speed mushroom boost and I won
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11:30 what is this? fight club high school edition?
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Real talk tho - You think hinduists would be mad at the "Karma is a bitch" thing? I mean, that's like saying "Jesus is a whore"
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one around 9:30....thats not karma...thats stupidity. she couldve easily had said op slapped her...been abuser. she tore the shirt to get away from him. Police wouldve probably believed her (95% of spusal abuse is the husband/bf being the abuser)
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