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Me, a student, walking to my weekend job at McDonalds at 6am. Some dude on a bicycle rides past and spits directly on me for no reason. Whatever. Get to work, turn on the grills etc, unlock the doors. Same dude walks in and orders breakfast. They let me make his McMuffin in the area of the kitchen with no security cameras. He sat down and ate it in the restaurant. Watching him enjoy it was extremely satisfying.
Makes a person wonder how many rude customers get the special ingredient in their food LOL
well done lol
At a store, one of those "Just get me the manager" types. He parked in the wheelchair space and someone with a handicapped plate asks to park there He says No and walks into the store (were behind him dont say anything). Starts raining hard and hear the noise crash bang. I go outside and see the gutter came off the building and landed on the front of the truck (it didn't bend because it was an older one so the front of the truck was destroyed). Only other vehicles hit was a tractor land a delivery truck, (converted from ambulance so the truck was reinforced and only sustained a few dings and a front loader which was not damaged. The handicapped person had the pleasure of saying "Who ever is parked in the handicapped spot a pipe fell on it". He checked out behind my dad gors out.Asks my dad what to do (he Gets a Sawzall and cuts gutter off). They survey the damage and the front end is smashed completely (tries to start it but engine was crushed). Insurance wouldn't cover it because it's considered an act of God. Plus cops were called and was ticketed for parking illegally. Also had to pay towing fee
Dang god a real one for that 💯
he saved the handicapped guy
Even Insurance Companies acknowledge God.
>"it's considered an act of god"
i feel like the insurance company just used god as an excuse to not help the guy out because he was being a dick lol
@@noobiii They do. But I find it ironic. Lol.
In middle school, the computer teacher was often made fun of because of his physical appearance. He was portly, his facial hair was similar to what Abraham Lincoln had, and he wore shirts that were pink, yellow or peach color. Well, one day about ten or twelve kids started making fun of him during his class, when everyone was supposed to be working on a computer program. That teacher suddenly stood up, and in his deep booming voice he told them to go to the principal's office. Because of his voice, he could easily get everyone's attention, and they did what he said. We later found out that some of them got in-school suspension because they already had been in trouble other times during the quarter!
20:00 Why be rude and disrespectful to someone if they're trying to better themselves? - Mentality of almost all Gym "Residents"
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Oogway, who gave you that facelift?
@@amberfox9543 yes they also enjoy Brett coopers videos
@@pepito69 A turtle is based and hornypilled.
0:55 fasuh plant
My father-in-law was driving on a narrow country road doing the speed limit. Some jerk was riding his ass. He saw a lump on the road up ahead, surrounded by something red. He thought someone had hit a deer. He slowed down. The guy behind him whipped around, flipping him off in the process. He then saw the lump in the road and swerved into a ditch. My father in law passed him very slowly and waved. The thing in the road was a smashed watermelon.
My favorite story came from my dad. He knew a guy that was driving in a &heavy snow storm and someone came flying by him. Up the road a ways he found the guy slid off the road. He stopped and asked if anyone was hurt, if they still had heat and fuel. When they said they were safe and warm he asked if they were stuck. They said yes really stuck. He said good ya dumb son of a bitch now you’re not going to get anybody killed and drove off.
I was driving home late at night on the tollway, cruising pretty darn fast in the far left lane, when this car comes careening up behind me. There's a car in the lane to the right, so I had to make a snap decision. I get into the right lane, press my brakes hard so I don't hit the other car, and the one speeding up behind me flies past.
The car I pulled behind then turns on its red and blue lights, and its siren, and speeds off to go pull over the other car. I turned to my gf in the passenger seat, smiling wide, and said "I made that happen".
Haven’t seen this set of karma stories yet. Good stuff~
Poster's opening story; maybe the guy was having issues with a stuck accelerator pedal, or his brakes failed (I had something fall off the console once and roll under the pedals, which was not a good moment). Not everything is personal to the observer lol. My partner, whom I now consider a danger to himself and others in the car, tromped on the accelerator instead of the brake while it was in park, so we did this noisy "wheelie" in the car park. Anyone passing behind us may have thought he was angrily gunning the engine; nope. "Got feet mixed up".
Dude I work with was playfully giving me a hard time today, when he stopped he turned right into a garbage can
This is an appropriate response from the universe
@John Doe it was. Best part imo, I and another coworker saw him hit the can and couldn't help but laugh at the karma.
0:28 Someone actually crashed into my childhood home. Our house is on a 5 foot hill just steep enough that the car lodged itself into the dining room/front porch area.
The teen died. IDK what it is with so many teens that die from car accidents in my area of Canton, Ohio, ( Plain Township, weird choice but I get it.). In my junior year of high school, I think 2 or 4 had a memorial page. ...Huh. idk if there were any sooycides.
7:03 British English doesn't call it a 'parking lot' (car park) or 'median' (central reservation when it's in the middle of a road, idek what we'd call it around a car park... 'verge' probably) so the 'most British thing' seems to be based on 'queue' and 'bloody' with total disregard to the rest of the comment... and now away I go to Reddit to try to find this and see if it actually was a British person semi-translating into American English for an international audience.
UPDATE: Yeah the 'British' person is not from England, but New England. Not sure why they used 'queue' in July 2012, must have been a Netflix fan 😜
On one of my first days of driving, I was going the speed limit on a road. Some guy, apparently, didnt like that and passed me while holding a middle finger. Now, my parents got me some stickers that said I was a new driver to put on my car, and there was an undercover cop car who saw the whole thing. As soon as the guy had his middle finger up, the cop turned on his lights and pulled the guy over.
HAAAAAAWWWWWT DEEEEERRRRRGGSS had me on the floor
Here in Canada the main highway speed is about 70MPH-65MPH ((110kmh)) which is fairly fast tbh. I’ve been tailgated doing 120kmph and fuck me do they haul ass
Fruitbat lprobably listens to Cbat lol
Okay so the story where the guy just sat there and watched while a guy was in the process of being crushed to death was pretty morbid and if I saw something like that I’d probably be scrambling to help because _he’s literally dying_
Why is the story numbered??
These are so great. Had me laughing out loud at work
The things that get censored on these videos are ridiculous
3:25 The only reward for ... eliminating the Surfragette (sp) in RDR is not having to listen to her protesting outside the general store. This, of course infuriates girl gamers (all six of them). The fact that if you try to talk to her the rhetoric she starts spewing after a minute would not be out of place in a Seth McFarlane cartoon is irrelevant.
Personally I think she should have been what real gamers call a 'hidden boss fight'. Because I'm an ally. 😅
The one with a speach issue. I hope no one ever thinks I'm making fun of anyone, I have echololia and will just repeat things how I hear them.
Jesus died for you was buried and rose again on the third day according to the scriptures.
If you confess with your mouth Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. Please repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior’
I'm OK, thank you
i'm pretty sure jesus could agree that unsolicited conversion attempts, or just bothering people in their pastime, is quite rude. as such, kindly cease.
Kindly go check yourself into a mental hospital so none of us have to deal with this pathetic cult anymore. I mean seriously, replace god with literally anything and you would be deemed obsessed to the point it is potentially dangerous.
You know those stoners who just won't stop talking about it, make it their entire personality to the point they aren't even unique anymore? That's Christians these days. Obsessed to the point it's scary and screams "I have deep seeded mental health issues but instead of getting help I just push it into others in the form of my religion".
Fun fact: You absolutely do not in any way shape or form, need to be religious in any way to be a good person.
Frankly I'm over Christians acting like they are superior, and like I'm a bad person because of something I chose to believe in and, this is the important part guys so listen close..... ISN'T HURTING ANYONE AT ALL AND IS MY DECISION.
Funnily enough if there does happen to be a hell it will be Christians like you that go straight there because you refuse to leave people alone to live their lives.
@@phoenix402sounds like you have no idea who Jesus really is.