How To Make A Cartesian Diver

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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
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    MATERIALS:
    • empty squeezable plastic water bottle w/ tight lid
    • enough water to fill the bottle (tap water is fine)
    • four (4) sugar cubes
    • four (4) paperclips
    • two (2) toothpicks (wood ones work best)
    • 1 teaspoon of cinnamon (ground)
    • two (2) different colors of vinyl electrical tape (you'll need at least 100m of length per tape)
    • transparent tape (at least four feet)
    • an assortment of ketchup packets
    • small metal bowl (make sure it's not too warm!)
    • pencil (doesn't have to be #2) that has been left over night in a dish of salt
    **CREDITS**
    Hosted by
    Michael Stevens
    Edited by
    Hannah Canetti
    ( / hannaynaycanaynay )
    VFX by
    Eric Langlay
    ( / ericlanglay )
    Music by Jake Chudnow and from AudioNetwork
    ( / jakechudnow )
    (www.audionetwork.com)
    **VSAUCE LINKS**
    Vsauce1: / vsauce1
    Vsauce2: / vsauce2
    Vsauce3: / vsauce3
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  • @kobi3047
    @kobi3047 5 років тому +9205

    Luckily i had a pencil sitting in a dish of salt since last night

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 5 років тому +280

      Same. Always good to be prepared, just in case.

    • @PurpleViking221
      @PurpleViking221 5 років тому +315

      wait did he not even use it

    • @headmetwall
      @headmetwall 5 років тому +474

      @@PurpleViking221 He did use it, it was presented on the video. It did not do anything, but it was there.

    • @PurpleViking221
      @PurpleViking221 5 років тому +42

      @@headmetwall thx

    • @xdragon2k
      @xdragon2k 5 років тому +104

      @@PurpleViking221 That pencil is very useful in getting comments in the comment section.

  • @dillonqaphsiel7977
    @dillonqaphsiel7977 5 років тому +9042

    I was waiting for the pencil to come into play. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @joebojanic1905
      @joebojanic1905 5 років тому +207

      I was also waiting the whole time to find out what it was for

    • @42speedybeattie
      @42speedybeattie 5 років тому +36

      me too

    • @pencilidfbball5517
      @pencilidfbball5517 5 років тому +10

      hey hi

    • @Bolt6265
      @Bolt6265 5 років тому +150

      what about the sugar cubes???

    • @KAIx64
      @KAIx64 5 років тому +125

      @@Bolt6265 what about the cinnamon???

  • @NileRed
    @NileRed 5 років тому +967

    This is a masterpiece.

  • @lv4c863
    @lv4c863 5 років тому +3612

    This man really lost the password to Vsauce

    • @aru1825
      @aru1825 5 років тому +23

      Hahaaha

    • @Goobyster
      @Goobyster 5 років тому +9

      Sadly

    • @Advancer64
      @Advancer64 5 років тому +57

      He's starting to lose him mind, too. But somehow not his smarts... 6:56

    • @fantasyhaven3900
      @fantasyhaven3900 5 років тому +36

      @@Advancer64 That's not possible. He's lost his mind a dooong time ago.

    • @MrScorpianwarrior
      @MrScorpianwarrior 5 років тому +22

      @@fantasyhaven3900 I think you mean a diiiiing time ago

  • @nonsweet
    @nonsweet 5 років тому +5061

    ok, i'll come back to this tomorrow once my pencil is properly salted.

  • @osver
    @osver 5 років тому +2263

    I love the part where you used the pencil, didn’t know that pencils could actually do that.

    • @soren-
      @soren- 5 років тому +18

      Wait, what?

    • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
      @user-wr2uy9pj4m 5 років тому +31

      Osver fernandez I know, right

    • @abbasfakhoury8815
      @abbasfakhoury8815 5 років тому +27

      *BuT hE dIdNt UsE tHe pEnciL*

    • @zaynebarros6063
      @zaynebarros6063 5 років тому +18

      That's my favourite as well.

    • @Koooo4
      @Koooo4 5 років тому +40

      I thought the cinnamon was the bigger surprise!

  • @tuloski
    @tuloski 5 років тому +1082

    Legend says that if you mix the salted pencil with a package of v-sauce, cinnamon and you wrap everything with two colors electric tape you'll summon Michael.

    • @jester3649
      @jester3649 5 років тому +27

      Dude, just type /summon Michael ~ ~ ~

    • @jester3649
      @jester3649 5 років тому +20

      @Vincent Marshall already did it. I died instantly. He spawned inside me and did 194 dmg.

    • @effgvcddcv
      @effgvcddcv 5 років тому +6

      So that what it does huh

    • @golffleur8355
      @golffleur8355 5 років тому +21

      @@jester3649 Or you can go to creative mode and get the Michael spawn egg.

    • @aaronrachiele5521
      @aaronrachiele5521 4 роки тому +13

      *ON SCREEN* Hey Vsause
      *BEHIND YOU* Michael here
      *IN YOUR HEAD* So your the one who summoned me?

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 5 років тому +1969

    Why is everyone so salty about the pencil?

    • @theincognitoguy9856
      @theincognitoguy9856 4 роки тому +6

      Rith Trelin punscity

    • @iiromutanen5719
      @iiromutanen5719 4 роки тому +30

      Puncil

    • @Raven-mp7bv
      @Raven-mp7bv 4 роки тому +20

      I wasted 4 hours letting the pencil sit, like he said, and didn’t even need to use it !!

    • @jack__6206
      @jack__6206 4 роки тому

      Ravyn Perez r/wooosh

    • @warhammer8230
      @warhammer8230 4 роки тому +2

      @@Raven-mp7bv you should have watched the video till the very end

  • @jaykay4137
    @jaykay4137 5 років тому +2632

    Instructions unclear, salted pencil stuck in ceiling fan.

    • @GarciaFGF
      @GarciaFGF 5 років тому +3

      hello yes man, we meet again

    • @imnogood9353
      @imnogood9353 5 років тому +8

      Jay Kay. I got the the cinnamon in my eyelashes

    • @davidrosete-156
      @davidrosete-156 5 років тому +1

      Jay Kay Hello there, Yes Man, ready to take over the Mojave again?

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 5 років тому +1

      Damn, you beat me to the instructions unclear joke

    • @zupdurp
      @zupdurp 5 років тому +5

      i dont want to say where i got my pencil stuck.

  • @migs1336
    @migs1336 5 років тому +457

    Now I have a salty pencil, some sugar cubes and tapes which I won't use
    Thanks Michael

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 років тому +916

    always brightens my mood when I see michaels toys in my feed

  • @oisin_smith
    @oisin_smith 5 років тому +190

    I tried it with only 1 colour of electrical tape but it didn't work

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +16

      This is what you get for disobeying Michael.

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 4 роки тому +11

      Fool

    • @GuavaMarshmellow
      @GuavaMarshmellow 3 роки тому +1

      This is what Michael said to you.
      2:01

  • @pillestyrer
    @pillestyrer 5 років тому +399

    Okay, so i can't use hotsauce or soysauce. How about a packet of Vsauce?

  • @humzahkhan6299
    @humzahkhan6299 5 років тому +1726

    Plot twist:
    Michael wasn’t actually talking to anyone at the end, he just wants us to think he has friends.
    It’s okay Michael, I know your pain.

    • @15schaa
      @15schaa 5 років тому +38

      You fool, we are his friends!

    • @15schaa
      @15schaa 5 років тому +16

      @@sawyeekwan8531 doo dun dun... dun did-dil-ilunn...

    • @albertbazinyan7790
      @albertbazinyan7790 5 років тому +2

      Humzah Khan like that one spongebob episode 😂

    • @yohansaldana8218
      @yohansaldana8218 4 роки тому

      He has Vsauce2 and 3.

    • @Xerxes2528
      @Xerxes2528 4 роки тому

      1k likes

  • @_CinnamonKitty
    @_CinnamonKitty 5 років тому +610

    Michael: *has a level 3000 iq*
    Also Michael: *doesn't use funnel when pouring liquid into another container*

    • @12isaac00
      @12isaac00 5 років тому +58

      Funnels are for cows, real men go raw

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 років тому +3

      Baaaaa

    • @burner1922
      @burner1922 4 роки тому +11

      *Small Brain:* Using a funnel.
      *Normal Brain:* Not using anything.
      *Big Brain:* Using chopsticks.

    • @magischehochzeit
      @magischehochzeit 3 роки тому +1

      Michael also have a alcohol withdraw. You can see his shaking hands..

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 3 роки тому +2

      @@magischehochzeit umm.. ??????

  • @Binghi_
    @Binghi_ 3 роки тому +18

    Michael played us by having us get all those materials. He played with us like we were toys... Micheal’s toys.

  • @63SSD
    @63SSD 5 років тому +555

    I've found that this experiment works much better with just half a teaspoon of cinnamon

    • @bdemaree
      @bdemaree 5 років тому +22

      I ran out of cinnamon on my roll back can. Had to use cardamom instead. Just to be safe I poured the whole jar in a giant spoon.

    • @zacharyhalecomstock1085
      @zacharyhalecomstock1085 5 років тому

      you madlad

    • @mitchjones7403
      @mitchjones7403 5 років тому +2

      I also found that orange tape works best

    • @NathanHaaren
      @NathanHaaren 5 років тому +1

      @@bdemaree if you ran out of cinnamon then just use some cianide, it doesnt matter if u spill some of it, you can just lick it off, tastes great!

    • @jeikei7805
      @jeikei7805 5 років тому

      Nathan Haaren it is called Cyanide and it is too toxic to your body. Don't lick it pls (I know it is a joke, don't quote me on that)

  • @TheRandomizerYT
    @TheRandomizerYT 5 років тому +1088

    *Teacher* : _You all will make a Cartesian Diver..._
    *_Michael_* : Or will we...?

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 5 років тому +33

      **vsauce music starts playing**

    • @Mr3cman
      @Mr3cman 5 років тому +3

      *moon men starts playing*

    • @SlashCrash_Studios
      @SlashCrash_Studios 5 років тому +3

      BLUUUMMM BUM BUM

    • @doornob7859
      @doornob7859 5 років тому

      nioce 1

    • @fennec9882
      @fennec9882 5 років тому

      stavya kumar *Takes out my pre-salted pencils and cinnamon*

  • @fennec9882
    @fennec9882 5 років тому +171

    Can you also use pre-salted pencils? Ik they’re important, I don’t want to mess any part of this long process up.

    • @vladimirilyichulyanov4569
      @vladimirilyichulyanov4569 3 роки тому +3

      No, they have to be salted the night before, if you oversalt or pre-salt them it will cause a nuclear reaction and cause the heat death of the universe

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 2 роки тому

      Thats an impressive nuclear reaction

  • @GlazeArchives
    @GlazeArchives 5 років тому +67

    Michael's ability of foreshadowing puns is gradually evolving.

    • @edgarleft
      @edgarleft 2 роки тому

      what pun?

    • @mazzeyy
      @mazzeyy 9 місяців тому

      boyancy
      @@edgarleft

  • @mr.bluependant1871
    @mr.bluependant1871 5 років тому +804

    I'm starting to think Michael has become obsessed with trying to remember the password for Vsauce, and that's what makes him crazy.

    • @alexanderokak5112
      @alexanderokak5112 5 років тому +2

      Monsieur Bleu Pen I completely agree

    • @JoseCinnamon
      @JoseCinnamon 5 років тому +2

      To the top Monsieur

    • @retronomicon7359
      @retronomicon7359 5 років тому +6

      He's been locked out so long his beard's gotten longer

    • @Filip_Z
      @Filip_Z 5 років тому

      Monsieur Bleu Pen the password is pi

    • @chixenlegjo
      @chixenlegjo 5 років тому +2

      The last eight digits of it

  • @zxzv11
    @zxzv11 5 років тому +563

    I left my pencil in cinnamon overnight, now my kitchen is on fire. Please send help Michael

    • @Jolgeable
      @Jolgeable 5 років тому +18

      Use the sugar cubes!!!

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 5 років тому +25

      You were supposed to leave it in the salt, you buffoon

    • @jeremiahbird930
      @jeremiahbird930 5 років тому +7

      He said salt you dunce!!! For Christ's sake you've doomed us all!!!!

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot 5 років тому

      Nooooo. War is upon us!

    • @DoctorScott
      @DoctorScott 5 років тому

      This gave me an irl laugh, gg

  • @Gabriel-ih7ig
    @Gabriel-ih7ig 5 років тому +61

    Hannah can you please leak the unedited footage of Michael Stevens pouring water into a bottle.
    I'd like to experience the unedited water pouring please.
    Thank you very much.

  • @viktor7384
    @viktor7384 5 років тому +127

    ok, i'll get Gordon Ramsay to season my pencil the perfect amount

  • @mikelmansfield8359
    @mikelmansfield8359 5 років тому +379

    For everyone asking don't worry I heard there is a part two coming where Michael is going to explain what the rest was for he just forgot

    • @shoemakerx0105
      @shoemakerx0105 5 років тому +4

      Heard from who

    • @mikelmansfield8359
      @mikelmansfield8359 5 років тому +4

      I think it was Jake & Kevin but now I forgot...

    • @maura462
      @maura462 5 років тому +25

      If it's anything like his vsauce password, I'll have to use my salted pencil for something else

    • @argiloun
      @argiloun 5 років тому +5

      no. its just a joke....

    • @mtiman1991
      @mtiman1991 5 років тому +4

      Source: Trust me bro

  • @dantheman2907
    @dantheman2907 5 років тому +128

    Last time I tried this I forgot to leave my pencil in salt overnight and the experiment failed. It's a crucial step that I'd often overlooked, so I thank you for the clarification.

  • @infutura_
    @infutura_ 5 років тому +224

    Michael: I'll put it into the bowl because I know that I'll split it.
    *Spills first drop*
    Can we just say that Michael is immortal.

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 4 роки тому

      Edem what does that have to do with being immortal?

    • @apinkgoat
      @apinkgoat 4 роки тому +1

      Evan Bubnick he’s the all seeing, all knowing god of science and sauce... of course he’s immortal you puny human

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 4 роки тому +2

      pinkgoat yeah of course he’s immortal it’s just that the first part of op’s post has nothing to do with michaels god like immortality

    • @apinkgoat
      @apinkgoat 3 роки тому

      @Aaron Long ok

  • @benjaminbrady2385
    @benjaminbrady2385 5 років тому +29

    Didn't know salted pencils carried that kind of power

  • @dburris718
    @dburris718 5 років тому +270

    I cooked the pencil at 375 for 35 minutes. Seemed to work best for me. Let me know what results you guys found out with your experiments!

    • @aadirockstarcpi8533
      @aadirockstarcpi8533 5 років тому +5

      What unit though? Kelvins?

    • @gtjack9
      @gtjack9 5 років тому +8

      Aadirockstar CPI no, it’s “375 for”.
      Like the old saying, “ what a beautiful day it must be 40 for, outside”.

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 5 років тому +3

      Aadirockstar CPI Rankine, obviously.

    • @johnc646
      @johnc646 2 роки тому +3

      I did 350 for 35 minutes and that also pretty much did the job. The effect of its rigidity at that cook time had an effect that I wasn’t expecting but I wouldn’t call it a game breaker.

  • @kueapel911
    @kueapel911 5 років тому +938

    man, my pencil didn't stay long enough in the salt, now my empty ketchup packet won't float at all...
    It's definitely the salt, or maybe the cinnamon wasn't exactly 1 teacup...

    • @milesreid1825
      @milesreid1825 5 років тому +38

      well your problem is that you need one teaspoon of cinnamon not one teacup.

    • @jeb_kerm1671
      @jeb_kerm1671 5 років тому +3

      "one teacup"

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 5 років тому +4

      My pencil stayed for too long in the salt. Had to go to a hospital. Man, it burns.

    • @mylifewhy7274
      @mylifewhy7274 5 років тому +1

      Was the tape vynyl or was it a plastic tape?

    • @ethanbrandt8617
      @ethanbrandt8617 5 років тому

      The problem is the fact that your packets are empty

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 років тому +171

    Just say "hey vsause Michael here"
    I don't care if its Dong or anything !!!
    I miss that so much !!!

    • @JosephRussellStapleton
      @JosephRussellStapleton 5 років тому +3

      100% Agreed.

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 5 років тому +8

      Then go watch a compilation of him saying it.

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 5 років тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/oBBvUHubaYU/v-deo.html
      Here you go

    • @kate_vye810
      @kate_vye810 5 років тому

      PLEASEEEEE !

  • @ShashaTe
    @ShashaTe 5 років тому +68

    Moral of the story:
    Never order all the things in an experiment, before watching the complete video. It's definitely betrayal..😁

  • @josephs944
    @josephs944 5 років тому +189

    I swear I feel like Michael is slowly becomming more and more insane

    • @TonyMacaroni69_
      @TonyMacaroni69_ 5 років тому +4

      I just thought the same XD

    • @kauhanen44
      @kauhanen44 5 років тому +2

      He's just self-aware of his meme status and embraces it.

  • @nigelmoney8563
    @nigelmoney8563 5 років тому +1038

    Damn I feel played I really thought we were gonna use all those ingredients and only when the video was about to end did I realize Micheal played me 😢

  • @matt_ken
    @matt_ken 4 роки тому +11

    Some people: Hey Michael how much do you like making videos for D!NG?
    Michael: yes

  • @justpaulo
    @justpaulo 5 років тому +56

    Damn you forgot the paper towel on your list!
    Now how do I clean up the mess I've just done?!? Oh I know, I'll use the 100m of electrical tape!

  • @blizzfreak
    @blizzfreak 5 років тому +1018

    Can someone help Michael recover the Vsauce password?

    • @kdasthenerd57
      @kdasthenerd57 5 років тому +146

      It's the last digits of Pi. Happy Pi day, btw!

    • @ManLikeMatts
      @ManLikeMatts 5 років тому +38

      I think Vsauce only makes paid content now :(

    • @dab1732
      @dab1732 5 років тому +59

      @@ManLikeMatts he actually has a free video in the works. He just is not comfortable with making cookie cutter videos like this one on the main vsauce channel. He wants to really go in-depth in explaining certain concepts.

    • @andrewericdavison
      @andrewericdavison 5 років тому +12

      Lolol wow wow this comment gets better every single video 7/5

    • @tomsmarkovs1946
      @tomsmarkovs1946 5 років тому +4

      Maybe he has a contract of some sort from the mind field series? Like for a year he can't post anything or something? Other then that i don't see a reason for Michael's toys not to be there.

  • @wukaly
    @wukaly 5 років тому +691

    Nice to know Vsauce is sitting with all his friends doing experiments.

    • @DatDuckOfficial
      @DatDuckOfficial 5 років тому +1

      May I ask why?

    • @catnipluver
      @catnipluver 5 років тому +24

      @@DatDuckOfficial no

    • @celty228
      @celty228 5 років тому

      Pai You really pulled out the Gat-damn reference card

    • @henrycgs
      @henrycgs 5 років тому +10

      @Daniel Kintigh all the money they get from the subscription boxes are donated to Alzheimer's research. They make absolutely no profit out of them. There's nothing shameful about those.
      [EDIT] oh, I just checked on their website, it actually is just portion of all profits that is donated. Still, it's a very good cause. Nonetheless, they would probably need money to MAKE the boxes to begin with...

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 5 років тому

      @@henrycgs a portion of the earning goes to Alzheimer's research not all of it

  • @TheEgg185
    @TheEgg185 4 роки тому +3

    5:50 I find that Vsauce works the best.

  • @carlfabian4640
    @carlfabian4640 4 роки тому +5

    1:22
    Michael: ketchup works the best.
    Random 5 year old: I agree!

  • @danmack7769
    @danmack7769 5 років тому +644

    The comment section.
    1% Talking about the video.
    99% Asking what the pencil was for.

    • @fartyperson
      @fartyperson 5 років тому +9

      .001% "sub to my math teacher"
      I'm like what

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 5 років тому +22

      = 100% talking about the video = {{asking what the pencil was for} talking about the video}

    • @alakis
      @alakis 5 років тому +2

      @@joshbobst1629 This excactly.

    • @iamunknown2916
      @iamunknown2916 5 років тому

      Because the pencil is a part of the video, so why wouldn't they??

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot 5 років тому +2

      Maybe they are talking about a different pencil.

  • @blueflame204
    @blueflame204 5 років тому +142

    Micheal gets my personal award for best intros in all of youtube

  • @samuelavila6606
    @samuelavila6606 5 років тому +9

    6:55 is the best part of the video!

  • @MikeHuntDIMO
    @MikeHuntDIMO 5 років тому +71

    Remember when Vsauce videos consisted of IMG, LÜT and such?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers

    • @amandacoelho9524
      @amandacoelho9524 5 років тому +1

      And i remember that Pepperidge Farm remembers lol

    • @medmed-gp1wj
      @medmed-gp1wj 5 років тому +2

      I member

    • @Terminalss
      @Terminalss 5 років тому +5

      Member mind field. Member game Lüt. Member BiDiPi. Member freaks of the month. Member Lean back. Remember Vsauce?

  • @mkatze2552
    @mkatze2552 5 років тому +2004

    Cinnamon, sugar cubes, paper clips, toothpicks, assorted tape and a salted pencil. That was for what exactly? Michael? Hello?

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 5 років тому +914

      It was to make a Cartesian diver.

    • @kierannicholson9983
      @kierannicholson9983 5 років тому +488

      Didn’t you watch? They are the supplies you need to take it

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 5 років тому +306

      It was to do the thing.

    • @furretar6484
      @furretar6484 5 років тому +40

      Hi

    • @lezorn
      @lezorn 5 років тому +167

      For people like you to ask.

  • @sloof3354
    @sloof3354 5 років тому +441

    michael's toys is the highlight of my day

    • @SuperM789
      @SuperM789 5 років тому

      Kappa

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 5 років тому +1

      *month

    • @a.fleischbender7681
      @a.fleischbender7681 5 років тому

      my highlight is watching Michael's Boys. It's for the more catholic viewer.

    • @bumpsy
      @bumpsy 5 років тому

      how long's your day exactly?

  • @ChristianPretorius
    @ChristianPretorius 5 років тому +27

    Chekov's gun: "If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there"

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 років тому +1

      Or use it as decoration

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 4 роки тому

      Pi .....................................…………………….………

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +1

      Chekov: This
      Michael: *_SaLtEd PeNcIl_*

  • @hadogenes5049
    @hadogenes5049 5 років тому +21

    Teacher: “What are you laughing at?”
    Me: “nothing”
    My brain: 6:56

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 5 років тому +109

    0:27 Someone needs to put this ingredients list in a Vsauce Michael Out of Context compilation.

  • @jonpaulcer3128
    @jonpaulcer3128 5 років тому +60

    Wow dude that trick at the end was so sick

  • @DylanKartWii
    @DylanKartWii 5 років тому +6

    Thank goodness for this video, I was running out of things to use 100m of my vinyl tape for! Don't forget that 4ft of transparent tape!

  • @myxal
    @myxal 3 роки тому

    This brings back some really old childhood memories - back in the day, nose drops used to come with a tiny glass pipette separate from the bottle/lid. No issue with finding the right sauce - just evacuate the right amount of air from the pipette. You could calibrate is precisely enough to not even need a squeezable bottle, just filling a glass one to the brim a pressing on the bottleneck was enough to send the diver down.

  • @ChrisNorris
    @ChrisNorris 5 років тому +167

    I didn't know what to do with the cinnamon so I ate it all in one go.

    • @DropIet
      @DropIet 5 років тому +2

      This needs a pin or at least a favourite

    • @vedrantometic3252
      @vedrantometic3252 5 років тому

      Then u chocked

    • @carlwheezer55
      @carlwheezer55 5 років тому

      Chris Norris never chokes on his cinnamon

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 5 років тому

      @@carlwheezer55 Chuck Norris can endorse republicans without losing his status as a meme

    • @palt7036
      @palt7036 5 років тому

      It seems I've entered Dead Meme Land. Interesting...

  • @moltenpants
    @moltenpants 5 років тому +172

    *I think thats the same water he boiled in previous video..*

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 5 років тому +6

      Nahh, it's different water but it was boiled for safety.

    • @anxplodinturtle7928
      @anxplodinturtle7928 5 років тому +1

      Sarcasm good reference 👌🏻

    • @U6kCtBuN
      @U6kCtBuN 5 років тому

      you could see him filling the bottle in the water boiling video, thats proof its the same water

    • @saltsmath1712
      @saltsmath1712 5 років тому

      He probably froze it after he boiled it to save it for later

  • @keenan5457
    @keenan5457 5 років тому

    This is the only series on UA-cam that is absolutely hilarious every single time.

  • @da3musceteers
    @da3musceteers 5 років тому +1

    one of my favorite recipes! can't wait to try it at the next potluck

  • @KieranJoshuaAllsopp
    @KieranJoshuaAllsopp 5 років тому +557

    5 minuets in and I am wondering when he's going to use all the other stuff he mentioned.

    • @ohhatu8081
      @ohhatu8081 5 років тому +72

      10 minutes in and I am wondering the same thing.

    • @Vaaaaadim
      @Vaaaaadim 5 років тому +58

      @@ohhatu8081
      20 minutes in, and I think... though I might be wrong... he might not actually need all those ingredients

    • @jarroddobben
      @jarroddobben 5 років тому +52

      An hour in, I'm starting to doubt that he's gonna use them at all!

    • @davidsnellgrove1946
      @davidsnellgrove1946 5 років тому +62

      I've watched 10 times now and if you look very closely you can see him use them at exactly 6:57. They are his audience for his ketchup packet trick.

    • @mikelmansfield8359
      @mikelmansfield8359 5 років тому +26

      Don't worry everyone I heard there is a part two that is going to clear it all up for us

  • @animalmother556x45
    @animalmother556x45 5 років тому +144

    ...........I will NEVER say "oh boy" without adding "......yancy" for the rest of my life. I promise you this. Thank you.

  • @qntkk_
    @qntkk_ 5 років тому

    thank you michael i needed this in my life

  • @jeremygrimmer5890
    @jeremygrimmer5890 5 років тому

    Ok, I paused the video and got all of the stuff, now I am ready to watch the rest of the video. It took me some time to find some of the things I had around the house and my car broke down a few days ago so I had to walk to the store to get a few things. It wasn't snowing that bad but it was pretty cold but now thankfully I have everything I need!

  • @DarkTyyp
    @DarkTyyp 5 років тому +145

    *_Oh, bouyancy! A new moist video!_*

    • @yaboicash6666
      @yaboicash6666 5 років тому

      DarkTyyp Music *Oh buoyancy*

    • @jordanspencer2157
      @jordanspencer2157 5 років тому +4

      One could say the dynamics of his channel are very....fluid

  • @RetrogradeBeats
    @RetrogradeBeats 5 років тому +199

    People gonna look at me so weird when I play with ketchup packets in my water bottle tomorrow

    • @theekdunn
      @theekdunn 5 років тому +11

      Until some is like, "HEY I JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE OF MICHAEL'S TOYS TOO!!"

    • @nwmancuso
      @nwmancuso 5 років тому +9

      Don’t worry about them they’re the kind of people that will never ketchup.

  • @paulsteelballs
    @paulsteelballs 5 років тому

    I think you are awesome. I love how you have started taking a bit of obscure humor and sprinkling it into your videos. You manage to keep things moving so smoothly and then BAM! obscurity, you seem to have it down too, I'm always just as tuned in as before you throw in some humor. keep up the good work! If you ever need somone to talk to or life seems just a little to strange, feel free to contact me

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 5 років тому

    In the late 70's I was given a toy like this by my Aunt. The diver was a sub. It had a book or claw on it. There were little treasures on the bottom so you had to squeeze and catch one of the items. Like a lot of families we didn't have a lot, so you remember the gifts like this that stand out. Thank you Aunt Doreen.

  • @chikenmorris7170
    @chikenmorris7170 5 років тому +891

    Unclear instructions, now my pee pee hurt and I can’t get the salty pencil out

    • @cybersans8198
      @cybersans8198 5 років тому +17

      Bro, you okay?

    • @itsresilient
      @itsresilient 5 років тому +19

      This comment made me literally laugh out loud...poor Chiken

    • @avy0010
      @avy0010 5 років тому +7

      Aww
      I feeling bad for that 🐔

    • @camdenbell8871
      @camdenbell8871 5 років тому +3

      Put some sugar cubes on a piece of tape and that will get it out

  • @Seadalgo
    @Seadalgo 5 років тому +29

    How fortunate for Descartes that he was testing his theories after the invention of the ketchup packet

    • @Bodyknock
      @Bodyknock 5 років тому +4

      True for ketchup, but of course science puts Descartes before the horseradish.

    • @thatladoverthere7075
      @thatladoverthere7075 5 років тому +1

      @@Bodyknock Should be top comment

  • @rogerc.963
    @rogerc.963 3 роки тому

    I have an at-home lab where I had to make one of these right now, thankfully this video spared me so much time.

  • @ICE-je9cz
    @ICE-je9cz 5 років тому +1

    I love your puns! This and every other vid I've seen of yours. Fantastic!

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 5 років тому +38

    That pace change from intense music to Michael's Toys intro music

  • @haveagreatday69
    @haveagreatday69 5 років тому +89

    I like playing with Michael’s toys they are so fun

    • @General12th
      @General12th 5 років тому +5

      I love dangling his toys in front of my face!

    • @dokidoki6927
      @dokidoki6927 5 років тому +4

      I love rubbing his toys! They’re so fun to feel them going from soft and squishy to hard and stiff!

    • @woilock3396
      @woilock3396 5 років тому

      His toyws awe the best UwU

  • @qwertylerqw3
    @qwertylerqw3 5 років тому

    I love these things. I made one in middle school out of paper clips and some small lid to something

  • @sickphukka384
    @sickphukka384 5 років тому

    Vsauce was so good back in the day I would always be waiting for that next video. Now well... this video sums it up.

  • @danielw.4876
    @danielw.4876 5 років тому +15

    I totally thought the video was about to have a mind blowing second half using the other materials. Maybe that’s a video for another time...

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +1134

    Michael, can you please tell me where my fingers are? They’ve been lost for a very long time and I’m worried.

    • @DarkTyyp
      @DarkTyyp 5 років тому +43

      *in my pants*

    • @Demonetizedh8re
      @Demonetizedh8re 5 років тому +43

      Probably in the metal computer you are properly cleaning

    • @bengals0-163
      @bengals0-163 5 років тому +3

      4th replay I am a savTard

    • @pebbled2303
      @pebbled2303 5 років тому +1

      How TF you type then?

    • @davishatler1874
      @davishatler1874 5 років тому +5

      How to properly clean your metal computer call them and listen for the ring

  • @DylanKartWii
    @DylanKartWii 5 років тому +2

    I've never been so amazed by a tablespoon of cinnamon! Thanks Michael!

  • @TPD
    @TPD 5 років тому

    michael i have loved you for years. thanks for all the great content. i believe this is my first comment on any of your creations, but you have been a staple of my entertainment online for as long as i can remember. xxx

  • @Veela666
    @Veela666 5 років тому +67

    Last time I was this early Michael posted a non mind field video on Vsause.

  • @tonster5559
    @tonster5559 5 років тому +17

    At first I thought ketchup was the best for the “diver” since blood is red and humans spill blood when they get cut

  • @prestonferry
    @prestonferry 5 років тому +47

    Why ketchup instead of...
    VSAUCE

    • @giant9211
      @giant9211 5 років тому +2

      Because V sauce can only be found in space

  • @shadowfall2011
    @shadowfall2011 3 роки тому

    Brilliant way to catch our attention and keep it. So we learn!

  • @jighardy
    @jighardy 5 років тому +3

    for this experiment, you will need:
    • Water, 35 liters
    • Carbon, 20 kilograms
    • Ammonia, 4 liters
    • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
    • Phosphorous, 800 grams
    • Salt, 250 grams
    • Saltpeter, 100 grams
    • Sulfur, 80 grams
    • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
    • Iron, 5 grams
    • Silicon, 3 grams
    And trace amounts of more than a dozen other elements.

  • @owenlloyd4291
    @owenlloyd4291 5 років тому +179

    Today I thought he was going to read Pi for 3 hrs

    • @Mario_55_
      @Mario_55_ 5 років тому +12

      3 hours and 14 minutes

    • @yasinsaad6068
      @yasinsaad6068 5 років тому +6

      @@Mario_55_ ...and 15 seconds

    • @Taras195
      @Taras195 5 років тому +4

      @@yasinsaad6068 and 926 milliseconds

    • @Kram1032
      @Kram1032 5 років тому +2

      Uh that would be 3 hours 8 minutes 29.73 seconds.

  • @Nilguiri
    @Nilguiri 5 років тому +1

    I have always used a ball-point pen cap with a little lump of plasticine covering the hole, adjusting the amount of plasticine to create slightly positive buoyancy. Works a treat.

  • @theduck810
    @theduck810 5 років тому

    2:44 that pun is a crime against humanity, and I respect you for making it.

  • @meltedyakkystick3891
    @meltedyakkystick3891 5 років тому +15

    Woah! Look at all those materials! This is definitely gonna be a cool science project :D

  • @ChaosPootato
    @ChaosPootato 5 років тому +8

    I think Michael's slowly getting eaten from the chin by a fuzzy creature

  • @harrykuntz4713
    @harrykuntz4713 4 роки тому +2

    The materials to make a Cartesian Diver made it sound so exiting and interesting, but to my surprise no ground cinnamon, sugar cubes, paper clips, tooth picks, tapes, or a pencil that has been left over night in a dish of salt were not used in the making of this. My curiosity has not been satisfied.

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 років тому +1

    That material list is so random. I love it.

  • @snails4brains854
    @snails4brains854 5 років тому +14

    Man I really needed to know how to make a Cartesian diver thanks Michael VERY COIL

  • @TheRabbitPoet
    @TheRabbitPoet 5 років тому +87

    Why is everyone so confused about the salted pencil? Were you even paying attention to the video? 😂😂😂

    • @ion9084
      @ion9084 5 років тому +19

      Ikr, its the most important thing for the experiment to work

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 5 років тому +4

      I used sea salt and now my ketchup packet just won't stop swimming >:(

    • @robotraider
      @robotraider 5 років тому +2

      @@x_x5009 to stick in your arse to pass the time

  • @duckman6219
    @duckman6219 5 років тому

    “The pressure pushing up is greater than the pressure pushing down” oddly inspiring thanks Michael

  • @EdiGMG
    @EdiGMG 4 роки тому +2

    ME: beats up someone in school
    TEACHER: YOU LITTLE.....
    WE ARE GOING TO PRINCIPAL
    SCHOOL PRINCIPAL: 0:05

  • @necc1485
    @necc1485 5 років тому +32

    If I got a dime every time he said perfect...
    I wouldn't be that rich

  • @shoemakerx0105
    @shoemakerx0105 5 років тому +42

    I didn't understand the instructions, now I have a sticky salty ketchup pencil that won't sink.

  • @raymondgilbert7887
    @raymondgilbert7887 4 роки тому

    Man do I love Michael’s toys

  • @catterdays2034
    @catterdays2034 5 років тому +7

    Studies show that 100% of people become a roused when they hear these two words 0:15

    • @meandyours
      @meandyours 5 років тому

      Your grammar is wrong, here I fixed it for you:
      Studies show that 100% of people *roused* when they hear these two words at 0:15

    • @alterbank
      @alterbank Рік тому

      ​@@meandyours No. Not "...people roused" but rather "...people become aroused".

    • @meandyours
      @meandyours Рік тому

      @@alterbank lmao, my bad

  • @IRoIN100
    @IRoIN100 5 років тому +7

    Alright, i just put the pencil into the salt for tomorrow!

  • @Demonetizedh8re
    @Demonetizedh8re 5 років тому +99

    Watches video for 2 seconds
    *GOOD VIDEO MICHAEL!*

    • @solocao9339
      @solocao9339 5 років тому +2

      *'Hey thats pretty good'* - Michael

    • @musetangolazorus1875
      @musetangolazorus1875 5 років тому +1

      Demonetized you should be changed to demonetization

    • @Demonetizedh8re
      @Demonetizedh8re 5 років тому

      @@musetangolazorus1875 nah

    • @musetangolazorus1875
      @musetangolazorus1875 5 років тому

      Demonetized fair enough

    • @DropIet
      @DropIet 5 років тому +1

      Demonetized get out of here before he turns all his videos into a youtube red series.

  • @yobabyyo
    @yobabyyo 4 роки тому

    This guy has such a quirky sense of humour...he's pretty awesome. His videos used to annoy me and I'd switch to another channel - but the more you watch, the more he grows on you! As a high school physics teacher, I also like the casual way he introduces physics concepts in a natural way, without people even realising they're being prepared for a more formal education in physics later on. The size of the buoyant force, pressure, forces having directions, gases being compressible and liquids not,...there's a lot to "unpack" here ; ) Another good one is his video on the rolling-back cylinder toy (elastic potential energy, mass having momentum and resisting change in motion, ...good stuff).

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 5 років тому +4

    Instructions unclear, dog is now stuck in plastic bottle