Smelling Outer Space

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  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 5 років тому +2818

    7:13 "Wow It's actually pretty good"
    Famous last words

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 5 років тому +9

      Yes, we also watched the video.

    • @Jack-sy8jn
      @Jack-sy8jn 5 років тому +70

      @@KhreamedKhorne read the sentence under that. It's called a joke you may have watched the video all the way but didn't read the comment all the way

    • @traxoz7893
      @traxoz7893 5 років тому +5

      Wait is that an idubbbz reference

    • @exozoid7883
      @exozoid7883 5 років тому +8

      It sounds like vsause is on drugs then

    • @ivanyang7032
      @ivanyang7032 5 років тому +2

      now i know..

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 6 років тому +9361

    *_People be sniffing cocaine while Micheal here doing lines of space._*

    • @BB_Vybez
      @BB_Vybez 6 років тому +86

      lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @21masont
      @21masont 6 років тому +44

      I wish I could save a comment

    • @rubenbahr2083
      @rubenbahr2083 6 років тому +45

      He is a higher being

    • @Aarongan555
      @Aarongan555 6 років тому +43

      Did you bring the stuff?
      *Yeah I got the space rocks you asked for*

    • @fluffyminxy
      @fluffyminxy 6 років тому +5

      666 likes

  • @ahmadhanafi7477
    @ahmadhanafi7477 5 років тому +1929

    7:00 *unscrews it* ,*screws it back* Ok, I'm gonna unscrew this....

    • @captainjacksparrow1518
      @captainjacksparrow1518 5 років тому +17

      No.. that was the lid.. he unscrewed the top

    • @Bryan_Kay
      @Bryan_Kay 5 років тому +15

      @@captainjacksparrow1518 6:37

    • @hb9809
      @hb9809 5 років тому +21

      That first part where he unscrewed is probably captured after the initial video was shot.

    • @bunnygetspancake6916
      @bunnygetspancake6916 4 роки тому +1

      @@hb9809 That's what I was gonna say

    • @BasicPsychology101
      @BasicPsychology101 4 роки тому +1

      @@hb9809 I'm thinking the same.

  • @smoop365
    @smoop365 6 років тому +2649

    Hey Vsause! Michael here, today we're going to be huffing acetone

    • @James-cr2eq
      @James-cr2eq 5 років тому +11

      Simon Wood you can’t say that he will get copy striked

    • @rebeccapinto196
      @rebeccapinto196 5 років тому +11

      He's like shaking a little lmao😂😂😂

    • @notafraaz2993
      @notafraaz2993 4 роки тому +2

      Idk why but I could smell it at home

    • @Cam-nb8kt
      @Cam-nb8kt 4 роки тому +5

      Brother

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired 4 роки тому +3

      Ohh... it’s actually pretty good....

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 6 років тому +2498

    “Some of this stuff may not even be legal”
    *pulls out 1 pound of black tar heroin*

    • @noahclark8298
      @noahclark8298 6 років тому +51

      RecardoGuillermo I've never laughed so hard at a youtube comment

    • @DivePlane13
      @DivePlane13 6 років тому +7

      Thank you sir

    • @LightLadd
      @LightLadd 6 років тому +3

      Well, disclaimers do earn points with judges? lol

    • @maxkantor-gerber311
      @maxkantor-gerber311 6 років тому +6

      420 likes...nice

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo 6 років тому +6

      noah clark glad I could be of service

  • @Cohere1
    @Cohere1 5 років тому +942

    Michael: *sniffs space* "Oh, it's actually pretty good."
    Next day: "Michael Stevens found dead after outer space overdose."

  • @Lightt17
    @Lightt17 6 років тому +1482

    1980: I bet there will be flying cars in 2020
    2020: getting high smelling outer space

    • @ohyeahgamer3736
      @ohyeahgamer3736 6 років тому +6

      There was flying cars in the 60s

    • @enadopato
      @enadopato 6 років тому +14

      @@ohyeahgamer3736 wooooosh

    • @892Sellinger
      @892Sellinger 6 років тому +9

      There are flying cars but not open to general public but they exist already like Uberfly in dubai flying drone taxis etc just open your eyes instead of touching your waifu pillow all night

    • @philip2205
      @philip2205 6 років тому +1

      Still pretty evolved smelling outer space and managing to get high

    • @Sagnag
      @Sagnag 6 років тому +3

      @@enadopato Not a woooosh, Dumbo.
      Also stop using reddit outside of reddit

  • @johnglick9256
    @johnglick9256 5 років тому +2103

    7:19 yeah he got high from this

  • @planetwally
    @planetwally 6 років тому +2651

    7:19 - I swear he's getting high :D

    • @chiquidionisio1296
      @chiquidionisio1296 6 років тому +24

      Lmao

    • @jesse9958
      @jesse9958 6 років тому +8

      Fr

    • @happycamper4315
      @happycamper4315 6 років тому +77

      If he isn't then he's having a stroke and we should call an ambulance!

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 6 років тому +33

      Went to the comments at the end to see if that was already mentioned... he's now accidentally become a glue sniffer.... poor guy. Off to rehab for him.

    • @SharkFin87
      @SharkFin87 6 років тому +6

      livingcolorstudios I knew I wasn’t the only one lololol

  • @meatgrindr
    @meatgrindr 6 років тому +1426

    Breaking news, Michael gets arrested for sniffing drugs “out of this world”

    • @greg7402
      @greg7402 6 років тому +23

      You’re dead to me in a good way

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 6 років тому +5

      Sorriee _ba dum tss_

    • @Hugh-Jassoul
      @Hugh-Jassoul 5 років тому +2

      Sorriee I subbed to your channel that has no videos just because this comment was funny.

    • @LiteralBacon
      @LiteralBacon 5 років тому +2

      You could say it's lunacy

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому

      he found his fingers, legendary

  • @MouthOfTheZouth
    @MouthOfTheZouth 6 років тому +743

    I think you mean:
    *VSauce gets high off of space juices.*

  • @markbalan8274
    @markbalan8274 6 років тому +731

    Congratulations, you're high on comet.

  • @Jurkblot
    @Jurkblot 6 років тому +992

    7:14 *and thus, Michael became addicted to crack*

    • @Hypie582
      @Hypie582 6 років тому +4

      lmfao

    • @vividgrowtopia9941
      @vividgrowtopia9941 6 років тому +17

      His reaction to smelling it was so funny XD

    • @ashc4167
      @ashc4167 6 років тому +1

      AlumanimFoilCreator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @watersheepsson1722
      @watersheepsson1722 6 років тому +8

      AlumanimFoilCreator
      7:11

    • @kensuke5033
      @kensuke5033 6 років тому +7

      HE CANT STOP SNIFFING THAT GOOD STUFF

  • @AngusMurray
    @AngusMurray 6 років тому +2003

    Michael is addicted to space?

    • @Rajat-Sharma1
      @Rajat-Sharma1 6 років тому +3

      🤣

    • @haioemma4
      @haioemma4 6 років тому +27

      he was smelling that a bit too intensively right....

    • @bear439
      @bear439 6 років тому +1

      🤔

    • @PsyFyFungi
      @PsyFyFungi 6 років тому +2

      lol just acetone will give ya a light head.

    • @natemajor6560
      @natemajor6560 6 років тому

      he was enjoying that to much

  • @Nat-it1qv
    @Nat-it1qv 6 років тому +1367

    new title: Micheal does space drugs

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 6 років тому +5

      Nats lol

    • @personmybe4984
      @personmybe4984 6 років тому +25

      When he took that first whiff he looked so satisfied

    • @kyrex1785
      @kyrex1785 6 років тому +3

      You want some deathsticks?
      EDIT: i edited it @Sicira

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 6 років тому

      *hard space drugs

    • @yellingman0037
      @yellingman0037 6 років тому +1

      * D R U G S *

  • @higaddrip2583
    @higaddrip2583 5 років тому +467

    Michael: “Smells pretty good”
    Also Michael: *_”Smells like cleaning product”_*

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter 5 років тому +25

      Aye cleaning products have a nice smell

    • @pravnav
      @pravnav 4 роки тому +10

      cleaning products smell good unless you drink them

    • @Sephifhy
      @Sephifhy 4 роки тому +3

      Pranav wait what

    • @masondipperpines5009
      @masondipperpines5009 3 роки тому +1

      @@pravnav wot-

    • @anticom6099
      @anticom6099 2 роки тому +5

      @@pravnav they actually start to smell progressively better the more of them you drink

  • @DEMYBU
    @DEMYBU 6 років тому +641

    7:19 that face you make when you smell food you can't afford

  • @JollyGoodGuy
    @JollyGoodGuy 6 років тому +802

    “I’m not afraid of prison”
    Yup, that’s Vsauce out of context material right there.

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 6 років тому +33

      Along with him sniffing the space chemicals

    • @infectedruby
      @infectedruby 6 років тому +21

      Literally half the video can go into the category of out of context

    • @arshaghazie
      @arshaghazie 6 років тому +2

      exactly lmao

    • @lejionnaire6742
      @lejionnaire6742 6 років тому +2

      He looks like Kratos tho

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 2 роки тому +2

      I think the other prisoners would leave him alone out of an abundance of caution. I mean "Hi, Micheal here, where are your fingers?" sounds like the kind of thing a Joker-level crazy person says before biting off your fingers.

  • @jlebad2308
    @jlebad2308 6 років тому +736

    You're forgetting your lab rules, don't sniff straight from the beaker! Waft it.

    • @KofteG61
      @KofteG61 6 років тому +67

      In my second practicum I sniffed to see if the clear liquid in my beaker was water or hydrochloric acid. I learned that it was HCl. That's when I also learned that you should not smell unknown substances.

    • @sawyer3818
      @sawyer3818 6 років тому +4

      I smelled dry ice directly from the beaker. Than I held it for 11 seconds. My hand still hurts.

    • @misakamikoto8785
      @misakamikoto8785 6 років тому +1

      What if it's radioactive, you never know what's out there, always use a Geiger counter to measure suspicious material first.

    • @hamzasultanzuberi3552
      @hamzasultanzuberi3552 3 роки тому

      Not a beaker

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy Рік тому +3

      @@misakamikoto8785 What if it's a potent neurotoxin or nerve agent? Always use a handheld mass spectrometer to find out what the substance is before eating it. You can never be too careful.

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 5 років тому +153

    After this video: Hey boss, someone by the name of “Michael Stevens” ordered 10,000 comet vials recently.

    • @infinityguyyt
      @infinityguyyt 5 років тому +2

      Boss: Aw, damnit. He got addicted.

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 5 років тому +3

      @@infinityguyyt well he didn't get addicted to DMT
      Or did he?

    • @joshtrashcontent4237
      @joshtrashcontent4237 3 роки тому

      @@shlecko vsauce music starts playing

  • @newyorkgovernor
    @newyorkgovernor 6 років тому +341

    Show called *Michael's Toys*
    4:21 "NOT A TOY"
    Edit: Damnnn thanks for 300 likes guys!

    • @1sub2videos60
      @1sub2videos60 6 років тому +2

      underrated comment detected

    • @bark6383
      @bark6383 6 років тому

      Now that's E D G Y A S F U C K

    • @VeteranManiac
      @VeteranManiac 6 років тому +1

      He made his dong for you

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 років тому +3

      _Kowalski, analysis_

    •  6 років тому +1

      Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @benjaminjernfors
    @benjaminjernfors 6 років тому +442

    Michael: Uuh okay...yeah it’s little bit gross too.
    Also Michael: *continues sniffing*

  • @JeffSwiper
    @JeffSwiper 6 років тому +2842

    Ladies and gentlemen, where are your fingers?

    • @foxeh123
      @foxeh123 6 років тому +44

      They stink.

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 років тому +25

      You don't wanna know

    • @DJMishaGrin
      @DJMishaGrin 6 років тому +11

      Like you dont scratch your ____

    • @juandiego8536
      @juandiego8536 6 років тому +13

      In my hand smh

    • @Sprightey
      @Sprightey 6 років тому +10

      ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space

  • @neutraldood8866
    @neutraldood8866 5 років тому +266

    "im not afraid of prison" the words of a man who soent 3 days in a white room.

  • @joem1842
    @joem1842 6 років тому +492

    I could win so many coin flips with that double-headed quarter...

    • @TakeThis_L
      @TakeThis_L 6 років тому +14

      Joseph Miller infinite money

    • @seastilton7912
      @seastilton7912 6 років тому +8

      Joseph Miller Youve just gotta distract em with a good old 'heads I win tails you lose'

    • @joske8523
      @joske8523 6 років тому +3

      you could win every coin flip

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR 6 років тому +3

      Two face would love this.

    • @lovelylychee2255
      @lovelylychee2255 6 років тому +1

      the way to find the samurai that smells of sunflowers~🌻

  • @jaarya7
    @jaarya7 6 років тому +1079

    4:14 lol the box says dissatisfaction guaranteed

  • @PRubin-rh4sr
    @PRubin-rh4sr 6 років тому +507

    "I'm not afraid to go to prison"
    "Use kids to commit crimes"
    Do it

  • @cassiellightman
    @cassiellightman 5 років тому +338

    It's magical how this guy transforms knowledge into good memes.

    • @poiuytrewqasdf5654
      @poiuytrewqasdf5654 4 роки тому +6

      I would like this comment but there is already 69 and I don't want to ruin that

    • @chasea7825
      @chasea7825 4 роки тому +3

      @@poiuytrewqasdf5654 it’s not at 69 anymore. Come like it.

    • @frostcrispy9561
      @frostcrispy9561 3 роки тому

      When vsauce smell drug but its comet

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 роки тому +2

      I know this is two years late but nice profile picture

  • @based6819
    @based6819 6 років тому +1160

    0:24 "I'm not afraid of prison" He's probably been there before

    • @stylisticsguy3746
      @stylisticsguy3746 6 років тому +4

      Zivojin Zivojinovic Obviously he hasn’t

    • @projectmanagement2356
      @projectmanagement2356 6 років тому +3

      I have, what of it? Whom among you wish to speak?

    • @linemandru6562
      @linemandru6562 6 років тому +38

      Stylistics Guy r/wooosh

    • @jeffasbestos7813
      @jeffasbestos7813 6 років тому +50

      that would explain his long absence from his channel

    • @KindaTypeGamer
      @KindaTypeGamer 6 років тому +28

      Theres a video that has a jail and him in background lol

  • @martiddy
    @martiddy 6 років тому +1213

    There are going to be a lot of clip memes with this video.

    • @Artsia
      @Artsia 6 років тому +6

      Vapor Wave - sama, Exactly.

    • @theslitherydeet
      @theslitherydeet 6 років тому +6

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

    • @napoleonbonaparte3851
      @napoleonbonaparte3851 6 років тому +1

      I see vaporwave I like

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 6 років тому

      Back in my day they was called "youtube poop", well really back in my day youtube didnt exist but i digress.

    • @noeyes6336
      @noeyes6336 6 років тому

      hi brother

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 6 років тому +210

    "I'm not afraid of prison" interesting thing to say for a whistleblower of government secrets, Michael.

    • @BushidoKudo
      @BushidoKudo 6 років тому +1

      Just Another Guy With A Moustache is that a thing?

    • @happycamper4315
      @happycamper4315 6 років тому

      Surely that's exactly the sort of thing a whistle-blower of government secrets would say?

  • @willoverdoseonmusic
    @willoverdoseonmusic 6 років тому +126

    7:11 oh no I think I know what's gonna happe-
    Vsauce on My Strange Addiction: Hi my name is Michael and I'm addicted to smelling comet vomit.

  • @darraghclarke2884
    @darraghclarke2884 6 років тому +464

    “oH... iT’s AcTuAlLy PrEtTy GoOd”

    • @elkudos1
      @elkudos1 6 років тому +14

      "it's like cleaning chemicals, a bit like gluey..."

    • @theglitchedbanana3360
      @theglitchedbanana3360 6 років тому +3

      Darragh Clarke “Hey, that’s pretty good” xD

  • @BraxtonKovary
    @BraxtonKovary 6 років тому +854

    Wow, not even 2 minutes in, and Michael has already memed us.

    • @marktuttle
      @marktuttle 6 років тому +68

      Ladies and gentlemen we got em

    • @BraxtonKovary
      @BraxtonKovary 6 років тому +24

      @@marktuttle *_Vsause music intensifies_*

    • @oledakaajel
      @oledakaajel 6 років тому +6

      @@BraxtonKovary Now I imagine a remix of Baby I'm yours but with that music instead.

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw 6 років тому +3

      And then Vape Nation.

  • @Ammarx1
    @Ammarx1 6 років тому +2294

    This guy looks like that dude from Vsauce

    • @aanimater9001
      @aanimater9001 6 років тому +18

      Ammar because he is dumbass

    • @CharieFurlonger
      @CharieFurlonger 6 років тому +85

      Rip V Sauce

    • @Asian_Carp
      @Asian_Carp 6 років тому +101

      @@aanimater9001 what? No way

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 6 років тому +40

      RIP VSauce

    • @Ammarx1
      @Ammarx1 6 років тому +132

      ugh, i was wishing for someone to get wooooshed.

  • @ForkedMan
    @ForkedMan 6 років тому +484

    Space: *exists*
    Humans: Get in my smell holes now.

    • @Infirti
      @Infirti 5 років тому +2

      You Stabbed Me With A Fork -now-

    • @impatris
      @impatris 5 років тому +4

      *now*

    • @Hrowwll
      @Hrowwll 5 років тому +2

      Space: what
      Michal:what

    • @hafda010
      @hafda010 4 роки тому

      Micheal is sреІІеd шгоиg

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 6 років тому +879

    Micheal you can't just date underage gi-
    0:24

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 6 років тому +11

      😂

    • @cownt1583
      @cownt1583 6 років тому +9

      CebuliX
      Is it depressing that I know what he said and I havent rewinded back to that ._.

    • @rubenbahr2083
      @rubenbahr2083 6 років тому +7

      You spelt a god's name wrong

    • @black_wyrm_huntr5877
      @black_wyrm_huntr5877 6 років тому +3

      Ladies and gentlemen we got em

    • @BoyFromMa
      @BoyFromMa 6 років тому +2

      I lost 😂😂😂

  • @natahndolar2142
    @natahndolar2142 6 років тому +881

    It’s illegal to not upload on your main chan-
    0:24

    • @flecca7522
      @flecca7522 6 років тому +26

      *thats a new meme, gentlemen*

    • @piccolo6590
      @piccolo6590 6 років тому +17

      At least this channel is free.
      For now...

    • @cattreat7208
      @cattreat7208 6 років тому +2

      he’s not afraid of prison

    • @ohyeahyeah2021
      @ohyeahyeah2021 6 років тому +1

      I don’t get it. Someone explain

    • @leonardwaga
      @leonardwaga 6 років тому +1

      @@ohyeahyeah2021
      Me: It's illegal to not upload on main chan-
      Michael: I'm not afraid of prison
      Michael Stevens never upload videos since last year on his main channel 'Vsauce'

  • @bugadosadamantus8785
    @bugadosadamantus8785 6 років тому +250

    "I'm not afraid of prison"
    Michael is a thug

  • @braddykillu21
    @braddykillu21 5 років тому +240

    Michael from a law perspective, having a “counterfeit” coin on your possession is not illegal. In law there is a doctrine called “reasonable excuse”. Having a coin for which the reasons you have it is for decorative/commutative circumstances. The only way you can use it and get in trouble is using it to purchase other item or as the law describes it “obtain benefit through deception”. Also the store that sold it to you is the party responsible for the original deception.
    In summary, if you don’t use the coin to purchase anything or attempt to purchase anything. Then you are good.

    • @quinnbohling3948
      @quinnbohling3948 5 років тому +11

      What does this long and this smart of a comment not get any likes or comments? I’ll like it. Just for you.

    • @as7river
      @as7river 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, and on top of that, the store that sold it is being straightforward about the fact that it is not currency and is being sold as a novelty.

    • @AceSpadeThePikachu
      @AceSpadeThePikachu 4 роки тому +6

      Alternatively...you'd get in trouble with the law if you took that coin, scratched up or burnt one side of it, burnt half your face off with acid or gasoline and then started flipping said coin to decide whether or not to shoot someone. Maybe someone dressed like a bat.

  • @StoopVital
    @StoopVital 6 років тому +1307

    4:45 Micheal did it again! Hes a meme lord

  • @watwat2540
    @watwat2540 6 років тому +408

    These are the kind of videos you watch when your parents aren’t home

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 6 років тому +7

      Cuz you're high as balls

    • @nas2269
      @nas2269 6 років тому +2

      Fuxk that's me rn

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 6 років тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @oreo_336
      @oreo_336 6 років тому +1

      Pe enis

  • @runalongnowm8
    @runalongnowm8 6 років тому +335

    We just witnessed Michael doing drugs.

    • @Pk2723
      @Pk2723 6 років тому +9

      like its even the first time lol

    • @BidoMaggot
      @BidoMaggot 6 років тому +3

      Space drugs

  • @Benji10109
    @Benji10109 5 років тому +125

    Michaels doin lines of space up in here lmao
    0:18-0:26 what every drug dealer has said before

  • @boic4294
    @boic4294 6 років тому +214

    Michael getting high on space rocks

  • @qwakyyy
    @qwakyyy 6 років тому +317

    "I'm not afraid of prison"
    I like your mentality,,,

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 6 років тому +8

      he would figure out how to get out with just saliva and a fingernail on his first day being there

    • @jacobwaltz4941
      @jacobwaltz4941 6 років тому

      he probably lewds lolis

    • @v4mp1anth3m4
      @v4mp1anth3m4 6 років тому +1

      He’s a true “gangsta”

    • @UnamusedAHole
      @UnamusedAHole 6 років тому

      Michael was thuggin. Unexpected.

  • @based6819
    @based6819 6 років тому +581

    0:18 "And I got the goods" Michael the drug dealer

  • @frosty9392
    @frosty9392 6 років тому +329

    "its a little bit gross.."
    **INHALE**
    lol

  • @umhellothere1213
    @umhellothere1213 6 років тому +323

    "It smells like fingers." "You guys have smelly fingers, right?"- VSauce

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 6 років тому +4

      No, i dont... i dont have a clue what fingers smell like. Is he talking about people who smoke maybe? Nicotine fingers?

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 6 років тому +17

      Where are your fingers

    • @tabaks
      @tabaks 6 років тому +2

      Occasionally.

    • @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500
      @_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500 6 років тому +6

      Depends on what time I'm done with your mom Vsauce...

    • @default_user3779
      @default_user3779 6 років тому +1

      um hello there Its because he touches his DONG

  • @almanahulzilnicdesuceava5379
    @almanahulzilnicdesuceava5379 6 років тому +564

    Welcome to Michael getting high on *acetone*

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee 6 років тому +8

      I was looking fro a comment like this xD golden

    • @joshuafowler2405
      @joshuafowler2405 6 років тому +8

      Spacetone*

  • @fantaniel2215
    @fantaniel2215 6 років тому +189

    *From Speakers* : "Hey Vsauce"
    *From Behind You* : " Michale here"
    *Inside your head* : "What if you were defenseless?"

  • @DrORRB-qm7fl
    @DrORRB-qm7fl 5 років тому +155

    *Michael snorts comet liquid*
    That’s what this video should have been named

  • @brand0lakes
    @brand0lakes 6 років тому +168

    Dear diary, today I watched Michael Stevens do drugs.

    • @ok-cr3yd
      @ok-cr3yd 6 років тому +4

      you should watch s2 e2 of mindfield, where he does Ayahuasca

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 6 років тому +5

      @@ok-cr3yd Oh yeah lol. In my endeavor to make a clever comment I completely forgot I have already seen Michael do actual drugs lmao

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 6 років тому

      jesuswasaborted can u gibe me youtube red? 2 wach?

    • @EchoHeo
      @EchoHeo 6 років тому

      @@JohnBread69 no

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 6 років тому

      Bluemon meanie

  • @phillipkao7978
    @phillipkao7978 6 років тому +321

    1:10 “ladies and gentlemen, we got him”

    • @muffinman8744
      @muffinman8744 6 років тому +9

      I thought I had it all together.

    • @vomou2951
      @vomou2951 6 років тому +4

      but i was led astray the day you walked away

    • @erinbaker5120
      @erinbaker5120 6 років тому +4

      Evaplex you were the clock that was ticking in my home

    • @PopFox
      @PopFox 6 років тому +4

      change my state of mind

    • @miniaizen3222
      @miniaizen3222 6 років тому +1

      Your feelings change like the weather
      Went from clear to grey
      On that cloudy day
      How can I go on
      With that bomb in the palm
      Love’s so hard to find
      When someone’s on your mind
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won’t you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make
      My baby understand
      Something tells me that I'm dreamin'
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      Of problems that have a tendency to keep
      Keep the truth confined
      Far from our minds
      You need someone you can believe in
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      The road that leads to heaven can be so steep
      I will help you climb
      Change your state of mind
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make my baby understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      I can see us there
      Waving unaware
      This I do declare
      Trust me I'll be there
      Listen baby
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      That your wish is my command
      What can I do to make my baby understand
      Follow me into, into my sleep
      Baby I'm yours, I'm yours to keep
      You've got the magic that entered my heart and my mind
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand
      Your wish is my command
      Baby won't you understand

  • @ReaperblaugranaLM10
    @ReaperblaugranaLM10 6 років тому +313

    Legend says Michael used to make videos in a channel called "Vsauce" and he was always there... 🤔

    • @Spartan-yq4qp
      @Spartan-yq4qp 6 років тому +32

      He forgot the password, UA-cam changed it to make sure only Mindfield would be uploaded

    • @stephengraves9370
      @stephengraves9370 6 років тому +21

      And if you search long enough, and in the right places, you may happen upon a relic of a time long past, a golden age of curiosity and knowledge...

  • @iplaygamesihate212
    @iplaygamesihate212 6 років тому +88

    Just imagine this:
    Friend: I'm addicted to drugs can u please tell me how to stop using them
    You: Pffft... Drugs, I'm addicted to space air

  • @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э
    @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э 6 років тому +532

    To play with my toys you need fingers...
    So where are your fingers?

    • @Bangy
      @Bangy 6 років тому +1

      Fingers are the toys

    • @emilianocruz5096
      @emilianocruz5096 6 років тому

      You are a weird person indeed

    • @fxnnx
      @fxnnx 6 років тому +4

      But, what are fingers?

    • @greenpeppersalad
      @greenpeppersalad 6 років тому

      *Or are they?*

  • @user-lu1vo9ep7b
    @user-lu1vo9ep7b 6 років тому +133

    welcome to another episode of Michael Does Drugs.

  • @PunchDParty
    @PunchDParty 6 років тому +261

    DAMN!!! ACETONE THICC THO 5:02

  • @mr.machees6488
    @mr.machees6488 5 років тому +44

    Friend: What drugs are you on
    Me: Outer Space

    • @butrbwedd
      @butrbwedd 5 років тому +3

      "No man, I said what drugs are you on, not how high are you"

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 роки тому +2

      @@butrbwedd o u t e r s p a a a a a a a a a a a a a c e

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 6 років тому +69

    *uploads every popular disney movie*
    Me: i don't own these, i'm holding them, under citizen's arrest!

  • @TommoCarroll
    @TommoCarroll 6 років тому +596

    Oh man, Uranus jokes incoming...

  • @5000_swaggg
    @5000_swaggg 6 років тому +60

    1:11 when you finally catch the spider that was on wall

  • @dankscarce
    @dankscarce 5 років тому +32

    Me: Breathes in Earth
    Vsauce: *SMELLING OUTER SPACE IS POSSIBLE*

  • @aniketb3513
    @aniketb3513 6 років тому +198

    Dong : Answers to questions
    Vsauce : Generates curiosity
    Mindfield: Experiment & Analyze

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 років тому +24

      VSauce: Extinct specimen of a fun, free educational channel.
      Dong: Michael's alternative channel since VSauce went extinct.
      Mindfield: Making money from what used to be fun, free education.

    • @tonyhaisha
      @tonyhaisha 6 років тому +11

      Kowalski: Analysis

    • @theow771
      @theow771 6 років тому +2

      Tovarisch Dead meme. Don’t use it.

    • @sebastiansandoval4861
      @sebastiansandoval4861 6 років тому

      @@Chris_Cross Not quite but ok

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 років тому

      @@sebastiansandoval4861 What part did I get wrong?

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 років тому +416

    These are just vsauce episodes just without the hey vsuace at the start

    • @aniketb3513
      @aniketb3513 6 років тому +84

      And without that intriguing background music generating curiosity

    • @zak9283
      @zak9283 6 років тому +7

      CHANGE MY MIND

    • @amirseifert7470
      @amirseifert7470 6 років тому +2

      which was the best part...

    • @PrintScreen.
      @PrintScreen. 6 років тому

      SHUT UP

    • @yt_NXN
      @yt_NXN 6 років тому +6

      *_hard to swallow pills_*

  • @kolbeinnmagnibjornsson1909
    @kolbeinnmagnibjornsson1909 6 років тому +193

    I’m not afraid of prison

    • @blackrifle3742
      @blackrifle3742 6 років тому +3

      FLAmE yes he is, would basically be a fleshlight for Tyrone

    • @MrGamkaru
      @MrGamkaru 6 років тому

      100% meme material

  • @tgjuvenile1293
    @tgjuvenile1293 5 років тому +20

    Yo mans out here doing that galaxy coke
    “I feel like I’m not getting that strong of a wiff”

  • @technologyclub6870
    @technologyclub6870 6 років тому +85

    Went to vsauce to hear " Hey Vsauce : Micheal here " then I came back here to watch the video

  • @EyeOfJanuary
    @EyeOfJanuary 6 років тому +260

    On this episode:
    Miachel gets high as a kite.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 років тому +913

    Hey Vsauce, Michael’s toys here.

    • @Nightcore_Paradise
      @Nightcore_Paradise 6 років тому +6

      Sounds naughty. I like it.

    • @Cluccers
      @Cluccers 6 років тому +1

      Plastic computer

    • @buka9598
      @buka9598 6 років тому +2

      turns me on automatically

    • @isuckatnames6078
      @isuckatnames6078 6 років тому +2

      I started seeing you everywhere

    • @tatuini
      @tatuini 6 років тому

      How to properly clean your metal computer wouldn’t it be “hey Michael’s toys, Michael here.”

  • @holliewhite9471
    @holliewhite9471 5 років тому +15

    0:17 And I got the goods *Pulls bag out of shirt*😂😂

  • @clankboss827
    @clankboss827 6 років тому +10405

    *You are probably wondering why I have so many likes*

    • @Bepsip_Kanyu
      @Bepsip_Kanyu 6 років тому +233

      Ladies and gentlemans........ *WE GOT HIM*

    • @stressedbyamountainofbooks
      @stressedbyamountainofbooks 6 років тому +59

      Michael the producer of memes

    • @Pistolsatsean
      @Pistolsatsean 6 років тому +35

      Was just about to comment: Since when is Micheal a meme lord

    • @Psythik
      @Psythik 6 років тому +4

      VC

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 6 років тому +14

      @Jeanne Santillana so basically he's Bill Nye the Science guy version 0.2

  • @thomasitos7171
    @thomasitos7171 6 років тому +146

    Hello and welcome to episode 69 of Michael's toys. Today, we'll talk about poppers.

    • @AdibasWakfu
      @AdibasWakfu 6 років тому

      oh god thats what i was thinking the entire time, glad im not alone

  • @fudge5598
    @fudge5598 6 років тому +159

    *Ladies and gentleman, we got em*

    • @hugohugohugohugo4800
      @hugohugohugohugo4800 6 років тому +8

      *you were the clock that was ticking in my home changed my state of mind love so hard to find*

    • @2000anandhu
      @2000anandhu 6 років тому +2

      *FBI OpEn uP*

    • @rehaan8
      @rehaan8 6 років тому

      this is all just beautiful

    • @fivedfiva
      @fivedfiva 6 років тому +2

      *YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER*

    • @jozefkucera8402
      @jozefkucera8402 6 років тому +1

      Or do you (Vsauce theme)?

  • @lordludicrous6536
    @lordludicrous6536 4 роки тому +9

    Micheal in prison talking to his cellmate " Hey VSauce Michael Here! let me tell you how I got here" His cellmate banging at the bar "GET ME OUTER HERE!!!"

  • @rygull
    @rygull 6 років тому +155

    Michaels Toys sure has been crashing hard lately. Now he's investing in counterfeit currency and sniffing chemicals.Thankfully i still get to see a notification about his Dong in my watch list.

  • @dogplayingguitarhero8025
    @dogplayingguitarhero8025 6 років тому +160

    1:11 wow ok good to know you know your memes

  • @WIImotionmasher
    @WIImotionmasher 6 років тому +21

    I like when Michael's meme side comes out
    1:10
    "Ladies and gentlemen
    We got em"

  • @sumyxng
    @sumyxng 5 років тому +241

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Michael: today im gonna snort space

  • @Heccinchonker12
    @Heccinchonker12 6 років тому +60

    4:45 Michael confirmed member of the Vape Nation

  • @sploog
    @sploog 6 років тому +357

    I'm concerned about Michael's reaction...

    • @toxicleaguex5546
      @toxicleaguex5546 6 років тому +15

      I'll be doing lines of that with him don't be concerned

    • @sploog
      @sploog 6 років тому +5

      @@toxicleaguex5546
      now I'm *REALLY* concerned 😰

    • @linuxoperatingsystem6402
      @linuxoperatingsystem6402 6 років тому +8

      @@sploog **Snorts Comet Vomit** *YOU SHOULD NOT BE COCERNED*

    • @sploog
      @sploog 6 років тому

      somebody plz help meeeee

    • @linuxoperatingsystem6402
      @linuxoperatingsystem6402 6 років тому +2

      @@sploog *WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?*

  • @7usttin
    @7usttin 6 років тому +472

    vsauce got smart because of that space cocaine 🙄

  • @peteyproduxions
    @peteyproduxions 5 років тому +23

    Buy enough vials to viably drip it, make phat clouds of space... for science

  • @ConnorNolan
    @ConnorNolan 6 років тому +165

    You're the most entertaining smeller I've ever seen smell.

    • @toxicleaguex5546
      @toxicleaguex5546 6 років тому

      You stare at people Everytime they smell

    • @ConnorNolan
      @ConnorNolan 6 років тому +2

      @AWGaming I watch my smeller every time I look down

  • @emder2159
    @emder2159 6 років тому +34

    1:11
    *Ladies and gentleman, we got 'em*

  • @sirvaleron7041
    @sirvaleron7041 6 років тому +255

    This guys a scientific coyote peterson

    • @ThornEternal
      @ThornEternal 6 років тому +11

      Sir Valeron surprised he didn’t inject that comet vomit

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 6 років тому +7

      Do you think Coyote Peterson would let himself get bitten/stung by an alien?

    • @sirvaleron7041
      @sirvaleron7041 6 років тому +1

      @@filippians413 i bet hes already considered getting bitten by a great white shark

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 6 років тому

      @@sirvaleron7041 He would if it was a small one. Obviously he doesn't want to lose an arm or a hand in the process though.

    • @flaguedgaming811
      @flaguedgaming811 6 років тому

      Hahaha

  • @Xzanah
    @Xzanah 5 років тому +14

    "I wonder if it's evaporating quickly..."
    Yes, Michael. Acetone does that.
    Also for anyone who wants to get some of those XD LMAO SPACE ORGASMS LMFAO
    7:00

    • @nsec-t3d
      @nsec-t3d 5 років тому

      Seth Macklin lol 😆 IKR

  • @chesterbalbon9824
    @chesterbalbon9824 6 років тому +63

    Meanwhile in the parallel universe, the comet smells our vomit

  • @icyhot441
    @icyhot441 6 років тому +258

    if he Went to prison he would teach the prisoners how to escape or go through walls
    Thx guys 4 all the likes
    Sorry 4 edataing or whatever plz I need more liks

    • @meme-di1oy
      @meme-di1oy 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 6 років тому +7

      I know its a joke, but he would more likely teach them how to turn their life around by educating them on math, literature, philosophy etc and to be functioning citizens. I spent time in jail and helped to teach people.

    • @icyhot441
      @icyhot441 6 років тому +12

      @@jojololo9157 way 2 kill the vibe man

    • @cuboidbirdsgaming1100
      @cuboidbirdsgaming1100 6 років тому +5

      *meme police* -since the beginning of memes- “you see, because of a strange quirk in physics, there’s a nonzero chance that you’ll phase through that wall, if you ran at it at full speed”

    • @CosmoAndDongor
      @CosmoAndDongor 6 років тому

      Hey vsauce micheal here how would you make a shiv?

  • @eatwaterallday2832
    @eatwaterallday2832 6 років тому +147

    When he sniffs the comet vomit you can see brain cells disappearing

  • @unoriginalconcepts
    @unoriginalconcepts 5 років тому +11

    0:21 "i don't think some of this stuff is legal"
    whips out a bag of cokcane sweets

  • @Turtol.1
    @Turtol.1 6 років тому +89

    Meme review with Michael

  • @TheAltSoul
    @TheAltSoul 6 років тому +113

    at what point does this become a less aggressive version of idubbz

    • @ConnorNolan
      @ConnorNolan 6 років тому +5

      Have you seen the collaboration between the two? It's fantastic

    • @MootjeNL
      @MootjeNL 6 років тому

      Ravi Sangha iDubbbz*

  • @kidangebre3533
    @kidangebre3533 6 років тому +41

    8:14 don't take cocaine like Michael

  • @actualCrust
    @actualCrust 6 років тому +11

    I'm so happy I have the quote: "I'm not afraid of prison" from THE Vsauce Michael

  • @PokeDunya
    @PokeDunya 6 років тому +60

    Not V A P E N A S H
    it is V A P E C U M

  • @user-ux9nh2wl2x
    @user-ux9nh2wl2x 6 років тому +59

    I got a pound of white space dust from the mooon maaaan smell it

  • @MrJdmboy10
    @MrJdmboy10 6 років тому +83

    Michael has basically become science Idubbbz

  • @potato4526
    @potato4526 4 роки тому +1

    when you smell something bad but keep smelling 7:17