Prometheus - The Franchise Killer

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  4 роки тому +870

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    • @humanbeing_
      @humanbeing_ 4 роки тому +24

      The Critical Drinker I don't unstandard why everyone shits all over this movie. Yeah, I suppose if you watch it as an extension of the Alien franchise, sure... And Alien v Predator; yeah, total shit. Okay. All that being said, I liked this movie. I enjoyed it. Plot holes and all. I just enjoyed the movie. Simply, because I had no expectations whatsoever. I saw it in theaters actually. And during the first viewing, until well into the movie, I had no idea it WAS in fact an extension of the Alien franchise. I was never a huge follower of the Alien movies, so all of the subtle nuggets and Easter eggs, etc, went over my head. I never connected the dots until probably the last 20 minutes.
      But regardless of all that, it's just a movie right? I mean, the point of movies is entertainment, is it not? I've watched it many times. And I still enjoy it. Granted, there are absolutely some very terrible plot 'twists' (if you can call them that) and weird story directions, so, I'll give you all that. For sure. But.... Again. I don't think it's THAT bad of a movie. I'd give it a 6 out of 10. Or 3 of 5 stars. However, if I play along and and view the movie as the franchise, then okay; 3 out of 10 or 1.5 of 5 stars.
      Sidenote: I just found your channel yesterday via the (newest) Predator movie review. That review way spot-on! 👍
      Subscribed to your channel today 😬
      Cheers,
      -H.B.

    • @jeremycline3359
      @jeremycline3359 4 роки тому +2

      Calls to Action make me wish downvotes still mattered.

    • @eznosnopes5276
      @eznosnopes5276 4 роки тому +11

      This summary was actually better than the movie.

    • @andrews6899
      @andrews6899 4 роки тому +7

      saving for speech therapy?

    • @drmachinewerke1
      @drmachinewerke1 4 роки тому +1

      San I send drugs or alcohol 🍷

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 3 роки тому +8528

    My favorite part of the movie is that the cartographer is the first to get lost, the biologist is the one that wants to touch an alien life form with no protective gear, testing or study and the leader refuses to lead.
    Absolutely beautiful.

    • @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
      @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 роки тому +71

      It's a concept birthed by people with the same iq that say things like "trust the science" while simultaneously willingly being ignorant of it. It's a perfect reflection on how devolved society is becoming.

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat 2 роки тому +19

      Prometheus was a shit show in stupidity.

    • @grifis1979
      @grifis1979 2 роки тому +455

      This looks like an aggressive display. Let's touch it.

    • @MizzzFizzz
      @MizzzFizzz 2 роки тому +277

      @@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep I dont get why movies are so shit though, theres so many people that would be writing incredible peices of work, and all the money in movies, why are they so bad now?

    • @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
      @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 роки тому +13

      @@MizzzFizzz woke liberal bullshit to start.

  • @escalatingbarbarism5096
    @escalatingbarbarism5096 5 років тому +10002

    When the cave scientist with cave-mapping robots got lost in that very uncomplicated cave, I lost faith in cinema as a medium.

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 5 років тому +66

      Pops, my pops

    • @Jin-Ro
      @Jin-Ro 5 років тому +149

      You're a medium? Can you contact me mam?

    • @darkwing5458
      @darkwing5458 5 років тому +53

      How do you know the cave was uncomplicated? In your own house if you afraid eg fire just like most people you will get disoriented,lost and die from smoke inhalation. So in a creepy alien cave....you can never get lost.

    • @r_r_rye2441
      @r_r_rye2441 5 років тому +328

      They did the laser scan mapper because they thought it would look cool and dazzle the rubes who saw their movie, then they had them get lost for a typical horror trope. And never did continuity enter the equation.

    • @absentehhh8263
      @absentehhh8263 5 років тому +8

      This was time I went to movies

  • @borisdorofeev5602
    @borisdorofeev5602 3 роки тому +6220

    Oh and don't forget about her having a c section with the abdominal muscles cut through and then stapled together. Then 5 seconds later she's jumping around like nothing happened.

    • @kishisetasama
      @kishisetasama 3 роки тому +227

      THIS!

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 3 роки тому +790

      Apparently giving birth to a writhing squid alien is easier than a normal human infant.

    • @whipasnaper
      @whipasnaper 3 роки тому +68

      Mustard Bastard aliens don't bare the sin on man

    • @borisdorofeev5602
      @borisdorofeev5602 3 роки тому +755

      What a horrible mother though. She gives birth to a beautiful baby squid and just runs away. It might be postpartum depression but to abandon her child during its first moments.

    • @tarron3237
      @tarron3237 3 роки тому +38

      Magic Fairy Dust!

  • @VinceP1974
    @VinceP1974 Рік тому +962

    I'll never get over how after Shaw has her episode in the surgery machine and is covered in goo and struggling to walk in the ship, no one asks her what the hell happened to her

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Рік тому

      Exactly. Perfect representation of the feckless,, retarded crew of Prometheus. They should have renamed this film Ship of Fools.

    • @jonmccauley6490
      @jonmccauley6490 Рік тому +108

      "Abortion is a personal sensitive issue and her right!" That's why.

    • @VinceP1974
      @VinceP1974 Рік тому +66

      @@jonmccauley6490 Ah! So they were just being respectful while she's limping along the hallways, dripping in blood, ooze, and alien slime and high AF on drugs. Makes sense!

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht Рік тому +9

      @@VinceP1974 Yes lol

    • @VinceP1974
      @VinceP1974 Рік тому

      @@Vicus_of_Utrecht They didn't want to Abdominal Obstruction Removal Shame her.
      So progressive!

  • @kupaN9
    @kupaN9 4 роки тому +5966

    Prometheus was a master class in meta horror. Watching a character you have emotional investment in die leaves an impact, but watching a beloved childhood franchise die is a whole other level.

    • @zarasbazaar
      @zarasbazaar 4 роки тому +314

      I was wondering where you were going with that first sentence.

    • @Leldy
      @Leldy 4 роки тому +264

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @Cardinalbins
      @Cardinalbins 4 роки тому +8

      Alien didn't die, it got revived

    • @buniesinfernal7979
      @buniesinfernal7979 4 роки тому +129

      @@Cardinalbins we bash it cuz its shite mate

    • @thatkidoverthere5750
      @thatkidoverthere5750 4 роки тому +7

      They had us in the firat half not going to lie

  • @nickswanson6672
    @nickswanson6672 4 роки тому +6674

    Legit feels like I'm being explained the plot by a guy at the end of the bar. Well done.

    • @pacman5511
      @pacman5511 4 роки тому +82

      Fr I like it

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 3 роки тому +119

      Hes absolutely excellent 🤣

    • @caderlocke8869
      @caderlocke8869 3 роки тому +85

      End of the bar at the end of the night lol

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 3 роки тому +54

      A drunk Scottsman at that.

    • @bonk695
      @bonk695 3 роки тому +24

      This guy sounds like hes jaw is locked tho xD

  • @michaelbuick6995
    @michaelbuick6995 2 роки тому +2310

    The part where the biologist tries to pet the snake is where I mentally checked out of this movie. I don't care how dumb or learning disabled you are, if you come face to face with a beefy hissing space cobra, your first instinct is not going to be to pet it.
    I can overlook plot contrivances or character decisions made for the sake of keeping things moving, but when they're not even acting like functional human beings that's just too big of an ask from the writers for me to buy into.

    • @robicenco1
      @robicenco1 2 роки тому +125

      That bit is like the companion piece of the main guy (can't even remember his name) being a sulk because despite making the most amazing scientific discovery in the history of mankind it isn't quite what he wanted. Stupid, stupidly written characters, doing and saying stupid things. Shame on the idiots who wrote this thing and ruined what could have been a great film.

    • @diavolorosso69
      @diavolorosso69 2 роки тому +41

      Same here, but even more grating is that we see this same type of stupidity over & over in so many movies.....

    • @AndrewThoesen
      @AndrewThoesen 2 роки тому +136

      Vagina Cobra: *hisses violently*
      Biologist who probably holds a PhD: Ah a friendly native

    • @catsooey
      @catsooey 2 роки тому +32

      That’s when the suspension of disbelief falls off the mountain like Stallone’s partner in Cliffhanger.

    • @kruuuser
      @kruuuser 2 роки тому +21

      Same here, except I actually switched the TV off at that point, because of the utter stupidity of the act, and never looked at the film again until today's visit with the Drinker, who confirmed that I had made the right decision !

  • @CyrilGazengel
    @CyrilGazengel Рік тому +321

    The funniest moments in that thing is when the captain, facing a post prod added 3D hologram detailed map with shining dots corresponding to his crew positions, is first asking in his communication : "where are you ?"

  • @thatrandomguycommenting1261
    @thatrandomguycommenting1261 4 роки тому +769

    "But then it all goes wrong and they both lie down for a while" 🤣

    • @seen921
      @seen921 3 роки тому +37

      Probably how it was written in the script ...

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 3 роки тому +19

      true story. happens to me every time at the parties.

  • @josephalcindor61
    @josephalcindor61 3 роки тому +1388

    “Idris Elba, who’s spends most of the movie looking like he doesn’t care or know why he’s here”
    THANK YOU, I genuinely was having a hard time wondering if his character was written like that or if he was lowkey pissed off at having to be apart of this movie

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому +99

      He's supposed to be bad at his job, it's part of the plot. He only cares about getting paid and getting laid. If he was competent and had any other job offers he would have signed up for a different mission, rather than the Weyland mystery tour. "Sign up now, and in 2 years time we'll tell you what you just signed up for".

    • @mazdamundi1768
      @mazdamundi1768 3 роки тому +61

      I forgot he was even in this fucking movie

    • @hiamaraldvaan7221
      @hiamaraldvaan7221 2 роки тому +6

      Janek was from Poland. That can explain that a little :D

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh 2 роки тому +13

      He was having a right laugh. I reckon he knew the script was shite and decided to have fun instead.

    • @CordellPotts
      @CordellPotts 2 роки тому +43

      When you learn that half the problems with the Dark Tower's main character were decisions made by the actor who played him, like not wanting to wear a cowboy hat, which was an important tool to Roland....
      You also learn Idris has no interest in correctly portraying the character he's been hired to play.
      He's not an actor, he's just some dude folks like to look at.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 5 років тому +663

    _Number-One Rule of Cosmic Horror: _*_"A good mystery always trumps a lousy answer."_*

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 5 років тому +3

      New usage for trump =fuck
      Use differently
      Like shut the trump up :D
      As for what to replace it with in your sentence... Uh... Idk... Lol

    • @NicholasBrakespear
      @NicholasBrakespear 5 років тому +26

      @@dosmastrify ...what are you talking about? Why are you trying to change the meaning of the word trump? I am confused.

    • @dakkahead517
      @dakkahead517 5 років тому +35

      @@NicholasBrakespear just someone trying to politicize a word, where people were having a regular discussion. Dont feed into it.

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 5 років тому

      @@NicholasBrakespear well if you like the guy I could see waiting to maintain the current usage. But if you don't like him why should his name mean "better than"?

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 5 років тому +1

      @@dakkahead517 hahah trying to politicize a word which is the name of a politician. Well mission accomplished on that before I even tried!

  • @PeakDennisReynolds
    @PeakDennisReynolds Рік тому +393

    "But then it all goes wrong and they both lie down for a while" in such a patronising tone never fails to crack me up.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Рік тому +9

      They were all tuckered out after playing with that friendly space cobra.

    • @jek9911
      @jek9911 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kingbaby8761vagina snake

    • @gigachad-vk8jo
      @gigachad-vk8jo 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kingbaby8761😢9😊

    • @XxHarambexX
      @XxHarambexX 7 місяців тому

      @@kingbaby8761I think you mean alien vagina snake

  • @williampitt1537
    @williampitt1537 3 роки тому +2188

    "Where a giant squid makes violent one-side love to the bodybuilder"
    The best line.

    • @jasoncrandall5320
      @jasoncrandall5320 3 роки тому +59

      The full-body face hugger was disturbing

    • @comic_wingding
      @comic_wingding 3 роки тому +56

      Out of context sounds like a hentai lol

    • @stantheman9072
      @stantheman9072 3 роки тому +51

      Yeah, and second place goes to, “It’s like trying to find a gender studies graduate that weighs less than a metric ton.” L-O-freakin-L!

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 2 роки тому +7

      Can we get 90 minutes of just this?

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 роки тому +17

      @@comic_wingding It basically _is_ a hentai.

  • @andrewpotapenkoff7723
    @andrewpotapenkoff7723 4 роки тому +830

    Alien is good not because of Ridley Scott, but because of the story writers and H.R. Giger.
    The concept of the movie was created before they found the director to film it.
    And by some reasons Scott took all the credit of the movie's success and therefore he decided he can do anything with the franchise.

    • @namelessjedi2242
      @namelessjedi2242 4 роки тому +47

      Bingo.

    • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
      @polaroidsofpolarbears365 4 роки тому +125

      If it wasn't for H.R. Giger, the alien movies would be another set of movies you'd find in the lesser known scifi movies.

    • @davidrobert1229
      @davidrobert1229 4 роки тому +9

      he was the director thats why he gets the credit

    • @fidelio9301
      @fidelio9301 4 роки тому +45

      Then James Cameron then made his own action version which was less giger and more sci fi but it was still great, imagine how good Prometheus and covenant would be if giger and the old writers did it

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 4 роки тому +34

      David Robert The script is the backbone of any film.

  • @xKynOx
    @xKynOx 5 років тому +351

    The scientists in Covenant make the ones from Prometheus look like members of the Manhattan project.

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 5 років тому +41

      as soon as they took their helmets off I turned the movie off.

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 5 років тому +47

      @@puffball4484 In Covenant they don't even bother with helmets.

    • @rhydianbanner3590
      @rhydianbanner3590 5 років тому +55

      In covenant there's some leeway as they arrive on a planet with a functioning biosphere. In Prometheus, the air is unbreathable except inside the building. They don't find the source of the air, have never found alien artifacts before and the first thing they do is trust in the air and pollute the scene with microbes. The scientists then find a head that is thousands of years old and immediately perform experimental techniques on it. They find a complete soft tissue filled head. No brain scans, barely any samples taken. They don't even try to find out what is causing the discolouration that is growing in front of their eyes. If we somehow found a perfectly preserved head of a caveman it would be treated like the holy grail of anthropology and more care would be taken with it than any priceless painting. It's a film that truly does not understand the sci part of scifi

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 5 років тому +46

      @@rhydianbanner3590 yeah but it doesn't matter that covenant planet has a functioning biosphere. they have no idea what kinds of viruses live on that planet and what's the first thing that happens to that girl? she gets infected by a virus.

    • @oregonflatland
      @oregonflatland 5 років тому +28

      The guy in the wheelchair in Resurrection had more depth than every character in Covenant combined.

  • @adamscotkearns
    @adamscotkearns Рік тому +177

    Prometheus will always be dear to my heart because it's the first movie I can recall getting angry at and screaming at the TV, no movie has done that to me before

    • @isakmloyeni920
      @isakmloyeni920 11 місяців тому +2

      did you see alien covenant?

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 8 місяців тому +4

      Same here buddy. I reach the levels of anger never though possible with the hard-R "scientists" that got ended by the snake-alien thing, all because one of them wanted to pet it.
      But the biggest bullshit came from the fact, that original script was of much better quality along with religious tones.
      All of that got scrapped for the sake of "ambiguity" much like what 2001: Space Odyssey did. Change the script until none know what the hell is going on.

  • @bhurzumii4315
    @bhurzumii4315 5 років тому +2278

    There is Alien and there's Aliens.
    End of franchise.

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 5 років тому +61

      Some of the Dark Horse comics were good (Labyrinth, the first AvP miniseries), but on film, the franchise was indeed dead with Aliens.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 років тому +12

      @ObsidianSpectre I don't know about lore, but the Jaguar version of Aliens v Predator was amazing.

    • @1tmildew
      @1tmildew 5 років тому +83

      But WAiT! Disney plans to remake it all now! Hide your Alien and Aliens hardcopies lads, so the Firemen don't erase them from existence after rewriting the series into having a Mary Sue protagonist and other SJW poisons

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 років тому +66

      I’ll still defend A3, was still kinda scary good acting and yeah, no happy endings!

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 5 років тому +10

      THIS. And only this.

  • @MattJunewski
    @MattJunewski 3 роки тому +570

    To add a fun fact for ya, there's also character inconsistency:
    -two or three guys who appear in the dining scene and briefing and are never seen again (those two guys in uniforms and caps sitting next to David during the briefing)
    -those two mechanics who havent appeared on the briefing or anywhere before and were just added there for the kill count
    - and the one mercenary killed by axe in the back from Geologist mutant, who later appears standing next to old weyland on the ship, even tho he was killed before, and then dissapears, never to be seen again.

    • @tommyh5540
      @tommyh5540 3 роки тому +70

      All very logical and well-considered by the brilliant script writers and senile director.

    • @3eyedmotherfucker953
      @3eyedmotherfucker953 3 роки тому +17

      They were ghosts!!!1!

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 2 роки тому +7

      That fact wasn't fun at all.

    • @alkohallick2901
      @alkohallick2901 2 роки тому +3

      *dining

    • @MattJunewski
      @MattJunewski 2 роки тому +1

      @@alkohallick2901 oh yeah, thank you for the correction :)

  • @khazzen
    @khazzen 5 років тому +1351

    Ohh yes! The best kind of scientists in movies: the stupid ones.

    • @drgetwrekt869
      @drgetwrekt869 5 років тому +14

      stoopid

    • @clearlywrong6520
      @clearlywrong6520 5 років тому +33

      “Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?!”

    • @tomtom34b
      @tomtom34b 5 років тому +43

      The smart scientists stay in their office and do some calculations, lol.

    • @onlyonewhyphy
      @onlyonewhyphy 5 років тому +15

      They were selected by Vickers. She wanted the mission to fail. She selected stupid scientists. Still, stupid idea.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 5 років тому +24

      "I like rocks"
      Genuine dialogue from a scientist in a high budget major studio release...

  • @PunmasterSTP
    @PunmasterSTP Рік тому +88

    Damn, this movie and Covenant made me think of how smart the leader in Sphere was when he told the crew he wasn't sure about the atmosphere so the masks needed to stay on. And ironically I think the air in the ship they were exploring was actually safe.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 11 місяців тому +1

      Alien and Sphere are quite similar.

    • @PunmasterSTP
      @PunmasterSTP 11 місяців тому +1

      @@anubusx I can see the similarities, and I liked both movies!

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 11 місяців тому +2

      @@PunmasterSTP
      Sphere is way better than Prometheus.

    • @PunmasterSTP
      @PunmasterSTP 11 місяців тому

      @@anubusx I haven’t actually seen Covenant, though I bet I’d agree 👍

  • @ARuiz-eu3hk
    @ARuiz-eu3hk 2 роки тому +347

    Remember! Scott was the Director. Not the WRITER of the first alien movie. Always keep that in mind.

    • @vilefly
      @vilefly Рік тому +31

      Nay, my lad. A captain goes down with the ship. He knew the ship was broken, but came aboard anyways to steer the bastard off the edge of the world for his retirement pay. What a bastard. I'll never forgive him for this cash-grab.

    • @ianallen738
      @ianallen738 Рік тому +47

      Dude, his point is that Scott shouldn't get all the credit for Alien and if he had been allowed to write it, it would have bombed as bad as Prometheus. So in other words, it's actually not surprising or shocking that he could direct an amazing film like Alien and still drop such a massive stinking turd as Prometheus.

    • @vilefly
      @vilefly Рік тому +24

      @@ianallen738 Well, he DID get rid of anyone who slightly disagreed with him before Prometheus was filmed. I blame him for that.....and its consequences. A bunch of yes-men surrounding a film never works out. Alien had a bunch of independent thinkers working together to create a film. He listened then because he had no clout to hire and fire at will. That is what made it shine. It was hard work. This pattern of behavior amongst older directors and actors is getting repetitious. Putting the right team together is rather important, whether the producers or the directors do it. I never credited Ridley with all the credit for writing anything, since I know it is a team effort.

    • @premiermalvado
      @premiermalvado Рік тому +11

      @@vilefly and he did it again with Covenant

    • @vilefly
      @vilefly Рік тому

      @@premiermalvado Ya bloody well right.

  • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
    @Ammoniumbicarbonat 5 років тому +893

    Then there's Covenant: "In space, no one can hear you cringe"

    • @KnuxligerKnux
      @KnuxligerKnux 5 років тому +14

      Well, cringing may actually be better since I fell asleep during Prometheus.

    • @RSPropMastersTV
      @RSPropMastersTV 5 років тому +9

      @ Yep, Covenant killed what Prometheus started.

    • @egghidmytrix
      @egghidmytrix 5 років тому +5

      I honestly don’t get the hate for covenant, sure it wasn’t on par with alien and aliens but both Prometheus are step ups from 3 and resurrection(to be honest I haven’t even seen resurrection just looked at a bunch of reviews and just figured it wasn’t worth my time...)

    • @vinceA3748
      @vinceA3748 5 років тому +9

      In space, no one can hear you scream for a refund.

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 5 років тому +2

      @ at least some of the comics were good. Too bad they didn't use them for the sequels.

  • @noone-mo6gy
    @noone-mo6gy 3 роки тому +408

    The only thing I genuinely love about this movie is the cinematography, the movie looks beautiful, such a shame it's this movie.

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 2 роки тому +6

      You must love grey.

    • @noone-mo6gy
      @noone-mo6gy 2 роки тому +23

      @@proto-geek248 There may not be much color, but the shots of land they used to establish this planet are beautiful.

    • @PazuzuStalker
      @PazuzuStalker 2 роки тому +6

      Exactly... If it wasnt related to the two legit alien films at all, i could have enjoyed it. Now it just pisses me off since it destroys all the old mysticism. Besides that it is an extremely tense and harsh thing in a beautifully cold and horrid environment. It just shouldn't be related to Alien.

    • @hiamaraldvaan7221
      @hiamaraldvaan7221 2 роки тому +1

      Yea visualy perfect same with Martian.

    • @Jakethegoodman
      @Jakethegoodman 2 роки тому +7

      I have to admit when I saw this I had no idea it was part of the Alien Franchise and actually enjoyed it.
      After realizing that I get the hate. It's no where near as good and the comparison just amplifies the shittiest parts.
      But if you just watch a movie it's ok.

  • @hussle2654
    @hussle2654 7 місяців тому +27

    My favorite was them running straight ahead to escape the rolling donut ship, when they easily could have run laterally and been completely safe.

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 6 місяців тому

      'completely safe' ? Did you somehow not notice that bits of their ship were raining down onto the surface and exploding into hot shrapnel, to the left and right?
      I notice that they ran uphill and the ship slowed down, and in fact soon after it crushed Vickers, it stopped. So, if she hadn't tripped when she did, she would have lived.

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 3 роки тому +1047

    the only alien bodybuidler they see immediately tries to kill them all
    "LeT's gO To tHeiR plaNeT"
    ladies and gentlemen, cinema

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 3 роки тому +47

      it's not even a videogame kind of logic. it takes the stakes to a whole new level

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 роки тому +16

      I took that to mean that they were going to go destroy the alien bodybuilders.

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 3 роки тому +37

      That's the one part that made sense to me. I, too, become genocidally psychotic when I'm having a nice sleep and some rude asshole wakes me up

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому +64

      You have to understand Shaw's motivation. She's a Karen. She had an assumption (incorrect) about what she would find, and she didn't get the answers that fit what she 'chooses to believe' , so now she 'wants a word with their manager'.

    • @Elricsedric
      @Elricsedric 3 роки тому +4

      I think it's just her motivation and she gave her life for it and wants answers

  • @kirschitz64
    @kirschitz64 3 роки тому +476

    "They stick a power plug in its ear and bring it back to life, because I guess that's a thing you can do with a decapitated head"
    This is gold

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому +10

      Hey, if Dr. Frankenstein could do it...

    • @texasbeast239
      @texasbeast239 3 роки тому +2

      If Murdock could jumpstart a van with a defibrillator...

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому +12

      But it was a deliberate reference to Frankenstein. The novel's full title is " Frankenstein : A Modern Prometheus " , written by Mary Shelley, published in 1818, the same month her husband's poem _Ozymandias_ was published... which David quotes in _Covenant_ .

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 3 роки тому +5

      I forgot that! The genuinely needed to shout “IT’S ALIVE!!”

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому

      @@SvenTviking before she sticks the electric prod in its brain she says "perhaps we can trick it into thinking it's alive"

  • @VanWelij
    @VanWelij 3 роки тому +586

    Aliens is one of those rare movies. Even 25 years later I still get nervous when I watch it, even if I already know what's going to happen. I legitimately feel exhausted once the credits roll, and that's a compliment.

    • @JacobGrim
      @JacobGrim 3 роки тому +2

      Alien, or Aliens?

    • @VanWelij
      @VanWelij 3 роки тому +23

      @@JacobGrim Aliens.

    • @JacobGrim
      @JacobGrim 3 роки тому +4

      @@VanWelij I agree 100%

    • @degs24
      @degs24 3 роки тому +10

      To this day, Aliens is one of my favorite films. Alien is excellent too, but I didn’t grow up with that one so it doesn’t hold the same place in my heart.

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 3 роки тому +4

      That's exactly how I feel about the head-hunters episode of Gilligan's Island.

  • @szaboattila844
    @szaboattila844 Рік тому +38

    The aging of Guy Pierce (aka Weyland) had a logic: he initially had a scene where he was younger, but all the sequences (with Guy Pierce at 45) were deleted from the final theatrical version.

    • @clydefrog203
      @clydefrog203 2 місяці тому

      Thanks lol, cuz it rook me way too long to figure out he was just supposed to he an old guy and not someone suffering from leprosy or affected by some alien virus lol.

  • @bpb210
    @bpb210 2 роки тому +825

    Yeah, the biologist immediately wanting to "pet" the completely undiscovered alien creature is...the defining point of no return in this movie.

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Рік тому +10

      almost like stupidity is not a common human trait

    • @workhorse7134
      @workhorse7134 Рік тому +8

      Don't ever go full ret....
      censored.

    • @dannuttle9005
      @dannuttle9005 Рік тому +37

      I think it happened before that. The head "scientist" deciding he's going to remove his helmet, over the stident warnings of others. Then they shrug and do the same thing.

    • @MRblazedBEANS
      @MRblazedBEANS Рік тому

      @@workhorse7134it's OK you can say it. Say it with me.... retarded

    • @calyxxx
      @calyxxx Рік тому +19

      Was gonna say the helmets coming off was hard enough but then when He stroked the snake ffs

  • @ImaginaShip
    @ImaginaShip 5 років тому +3973

    If Prometheus was the franchise killer, Covenant pooped on its corpse.

    • @davidr3857
      @davidr3857 5 років тому +149

      More likely sat and shat on its face.

    • @hugomendes655
      @hugomendes655 5 років тому +81

      Teabaged it....

    • @brucechamberlin2545
      @brucechamberlin2545 5 років тому +87

      How can a complete piece of shit take a poop?

    • @planetschlock
      @planetschlock 5 років тому +136

      I can kind of have fun with Prometheus but Covenant had zero redeeming qualities as a film. It came off like such a loosely plotted, rushed, disjointed mess that it barely even felt like I was watching a real movie.

    • @BigDaddy_MRI
      @BigDaddy_MRI 5 років тому +8

      Jimkirk80 Dude. You got that right. That was a waste of time that I’ll never get back. Jeez....

  • @CatDadThings
    @CatDadThings 2 роки тому +683

    “But it all goes wrong and they both lay down for a while”
    That one had me rolling 😂

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Рік тому

      Rolling in your flab and feces? We know.

    • @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman
      @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman Рік тому

      as alive as old people can be i suppose😆😆😆😆😆

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 Рік тому +14

      "It's like the editor got coked out of his mind and just jammed it in wherever he felt like it... But haven't we all, mate?" That's the best one 😂

  • @lance7607
    @lance7607 Рік тому +119

    When I read that Ridley Scott was returning to direct another Alien movie I was so excited. I followed every bit of news about the production that I could find. And then I learned that Damon Lindelof had gotten involved in the writing, and I thought, "Oh no." But it wasn't just Lindelof's incompetence as a hack writer, it was sadly Ridley himself. I don't understand how you can go from directing one of the most successfully mysterious films about something truly alien and then return to dumb it all down, explain all the mystery, and worse--make it all so disappointingly human-centric. However, I do think the franchise started down this road with James Cameron's sequel. In the original film, we don't know what this alien thing is. We have no context for it, no explanation for it, no origin story, nothing. It's just this incredibly hostile, repulsive, strangely intelligent and apparently sadistic thing that humans unfortunately happen to stumble across. In Aliens, James Cameron starts us on this road of explaining everything by using the bug metaphor for the alien. It lives in hives, these things are just worker drones, they serve a queen--just like ants and bees! And just like that you've tarnished the mystery.

    • @TY-km8hj
      @TY-km8hj Рік тому +17

      Pretty fair opinion, tho I disagree with aliens, imo that expanded the alien IP in a good way. I also acc think that if the original prometheud script was followed taking away the mystery could've worked, all the tools are there but lindelof and the studio fucled it all up sadly. At this point we just got a film on David

    • @samr.england613
      @samr.england613 Рік тому +9

      After enduring this awful film, I told everybody that it was (past) time for Ridley Scott to be put out to pasture. But a great director can't do anything with a completely inept and inane "story". I'm surprised Scott accepted the awful script. But again, he needs to retire.

    • @samr.england613
      @samr.england613 Рік тому +6

      Great point about the dumbing-down and explaining all the mystery, and of course, the engineers "made us". Oh God, how ridiculous! And you're right about Cameron starting the explaining. The original was a sublime work of cinematic fine art, and none of the sequels, including 'Aliens' compares. The original left much to the imagination, but I guess the PowersThatBe in Hollywood assume the audiences no longer have an imagination, the PTB's seem not to.
      In my mind, the space jockey and his (crew? How do we know there was a crew?) succumbed to the Xenomorph in much the same way as the Nostromo did. Remember when Lambert says, "I wonder what happened to the rest of the crew? But there was only one, because there was no 'crew', like on a human ship, so the lone-drone morphed into a queen and laid all those eggs that Kane found. Meanwhile, the space jockey had been there for centuries, possibly millennia, until discovered by the Nostromo crew.
      How did the Xenomorph get on the alien ship? Oh, that's right, the engineers "made" the Xenomorph too! You're so right man, what a bunch of crud!

    • @zbelair7218
      @zbelair7218 Рік тому +2

      Scott didn't write Alien. As you did, he directed it..... that's why.

    • @samr.england613
      @samr.england613 Рік тому +2

      @@zbelair7218 Yeah. We know Scott didn't write it. And even if he did, he'd probably shy away from taking credit for such an awfully bad story.

  • @indiecomicsjones
    @indiecomicsjones 4 роки тому +1695

    Hey, this alien animal looks just like a Cobra. I'm going to pet it!

    • @winterknight4307
      @winterknight4307 4 роки тому +106

      Its a Cobra but with a pussy for a head

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 4 роки тому +57

      I’m gonna lick it and hope it gets me high

    • @WH17Y
      @WH17Y 4 роки тому +73

      @@winterknight4307 So a deadly poisonous snake with a vagina... Do you think maybe that was as close as that guy had ever gotten to a woman?

    • @winterknight4307
      @winterknight4307 4 роки тому +15

      @@WH17Y lol yeah I think so 😂😂I mean he was interested into it so yeah 😂

    • @indiecomicsjones
      @indiecomicsjones 4 роки тому +6

      @Linda Niemkiewicz I hear you. I'd be running out of that cave while looking for a weapon at the same time.

  • @gipsydanger7379
    @gipsydanger7379 5 років тому +266

    You'd expect a director like Ridley Scott. Would do a better job ( I'm looking at you Covenant ).

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 5 років тому +37

      Nah he's lost it like George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola.

    • @americafuckyeah4520
      @americafuckyeah4520 5 років тому +9

      I think both films are well directed, that's not the issue

    • @philrussell5258
      @philrussell5258 5 років тому +6

      The storyline although promising as an idea is full of problems that undermine the characters all the way through

    • @eViLPaCcc
      @eViLPaCcc 5 років тому +2

      @Antun Šturlić something something Scotland and its sheep joke

    • @courtlandstavley6178
      @courtlandstavley6178 5 років тому +8

      I love Ridley but he’s not been the same since his brother died. It seems that Tony had a lot to do with building up the character back stories and merging them pretty seamlessly. It’s sad and I hope Ridley is able to get back to the great ideas and movies he can make.

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 3 роки тому +334

    Single decapitated alien body lying on the ground? "Fuck this, back to the ship!"
    Horrifying worm-snake making threatening gestures toward you? "Let's not freak out, Imma try and pet it"

    • @comedyoferrors77
      @comedyoferrors77 3 роки тому +54

      Keep in mind that the asshat trying to pet the vag snake is a fkn biologist. But somehow he doesn’t recognize threatening animal behavior.

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre 3 роки тому +28

      @@comedyoferrors77 It's hard work to keep up with the inconsistencies 😒🥃

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 3 роки тому +5

      “Vagina faced snake”.

    • @onastick2411
      @onastick2411 3 роки тому +9

      Worth mentioning i was a Single decapitated alien bodies dessicated body lying on the ground, that had been there for hundreds if not thousands of years.

    • @mikedown1250
      @mikedown1250 3 роки тому

      @@comedyoferrors77 you could imagine that the whole trip was just to save Weyland and he roped in the worst people because he didn't care. That's what i did.

  • @kevint1719
    @kevint1719 Рік тому +82

    My first question is why is the technology seemingly light years ahead of the technology in the Alien movies, which are set decades or centuries later? Didn't anybody think to say, "Hang on, shouldn't we try for some sort of continuity here?"

    • @zbelair7218
      @zbelair7218 Рік тому +2

      Cuz time is linear and fiction isn't. We have better tech to be making kovies with, if they had it back then, you can bet they'd have gone all out with the tech and effects.

    • @LockyOnYT
      @LockyOnYT 8 місяців тому +17

      They really just made it look so generic sci fi as well. Using the technology of the original movies could have made for some unique visuals with CRTs and such.

    • @shitisbigtime
      @shitisbigtime 5 місяців тому

      No, no they did not 😂

    • @James-cs2wi
      @James-cs2wi 3 місяці тому +1

      As normal I guess not😊😊

    • @Neil-qg9cw
      @Neil-qg9cw 2 місяці тому

      This actually does have a fair explanation in universe. The first movie is on a ship towing a massive refinery. It's a grim, dark, mechanical, dirty place by nature and made for workers. The Prometheus is a Weyland-Yutani company ship - which the CEO himself is using. It would be the absolute top class of ship available, and also why the style would be a bit more luxurious rather than functional. The film could do a better job of conveying this. Example: Have one of the crew be amazed at the luxury of the ship compared to any they have been in before.

  • @Mububban23
    @Mububban23 4 роки тому +254

    Prometheus is a great example of "looks shiny, with dumb writing." Characters did stupid things, purely to get to the next set piece. None of it happened organically, they just had to make supposedly intelligent people do dumb things, to get to the next dumb thing. I was so pumped for this movie and saw it on opening night, and I was so disappointed :-(

    • @praeceptor
      @praeceptor 4 роки тому

      I'm with you.

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 4 роки тому +3

      I couldn't quite put my finger on why I was so frustrated with this movie and you explained it, thanks

    • @Mububban23
      @Mububban23 4 роки тому +3

      @Ursa Below if you want to enjoy badly written movies with illogical plots and poorly realised characters doing dumb things, nobody's stopping you.
      Personally, I'll put my support behind movies that are well written, with logical believable plot points, and well written/acted characters who act like a real person might.
      Each to their own. Ridley Scott et al will gladly take your money regardless of the quality of their product.
      I look forward to viewing your well reasoned video on why you are right, and everybody else is wrong. Link it here once you're done.

    • @Mububban23
      @Mububban23 4 роки тому +3

      @Blue Genes Red Memes the surgery scene? With the medical pod? Where she gets a c-section, gets stapled up, and then proceeds to sprint and jump and dive and fight etc? That's a perfect example of the idiocy of this movie.

    • @benwinter2420
      @benwinter2420 4 роки тому

      Silent Hill all over again in other words

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 3 роки тому +207

    This killed the Alien franchise? It was already dead, Scott just failed to resurrect it properly...it's just a zombie now.

    • @Chamieiniibet
      @Chamieiniibet 3 роки тому +13

      There was a revival chance with Blomkamp as the director. The project was planned out, had some script outlines and he even posted some cool concept arts in his twitter, IIRC. But it was sacked when Scott decided to take a shit on the franchise instead.

    • @tsorevitch2409
      @tsorevitch2409 2 роки тому +6

      He killed by not letting direct aliens sequel to be filmed by much more talanted director than him

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 роки тому +2

      A space Zombie
      Nice
      I see what you did there

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 2 місяці тому

      The new film is doing quite well in the box office 👍

  • @gypsyjr1371
    @gypsyjr1371 4 роки тому +436

    I remember opening day of Alien. People actually ran out of the theater in horror at two places during the film! Nobody had ever seen anything like that before in a film. It changed everything!

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 4 роки тому +55

      Well, it's not every day that an alien bursts out of John Hurt's chest.
      Until we saw it again in "Spaceballs". :-)

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 4 роки тому +10

      @@randallulrich yeah, but that one sing!!! lololol

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 4 роки тому +3

      What was the other place in the film that made them run out?

    • @jamiebraswell5520
      @jamiebraswell5520 4 роки тому +28

      It is so funny to hear stories like that. The same thing happened with The Exorcist. These things are common place today, but back then it was genuinely shocking and frightening. Hell, even ALIENS back in 1986 was very stressful and left me with a headache from its intensity. Times change, though. My mother said the old Universal monster movies were really scary back in their day, yet we couldn't imagine them as being scary. Cool? Yes. Scary? No.

    • @michaelmaguire1229
      @michaelmaguire1229 4 роки тому +27

      Ah, I remember those simpler halcyon days. We were a more innocent minded people back then. Only 3 channels on the TV. No deranged internet porn just a mouse click away to jerk off to. And the now household words MILF and Cameltoe hadn't been invented. Hell, Dr Who used to scare me back then.

  • @TheMustachioedJames
    @TheMustachioedJames Рік тому +37

    Completely agree. I will say, I think the point of the Engineer's rage when they woke him up was that the humans they produced hadn't evolved past their lust for their own individual lives, and the fact they made a simulacrum/android of a form the engineers felt had some sort of virtue or divinity to it. I think he is meant to take a look at humans and view them as a failed experiment/infestation of the world, and potentially the cosmos. That's my theory, anyway, since all I'm left with are theories. Prometheus spends all its screen time stomping around in stoner intellectualism like a child trying on his Dad's shoes, too naive and underdeveloped to really occupy the role.

    • @Stuart-f5n
      @Stuart-f5n 7 місяців тому

      totally wrong did you even watch the start of the film? the engineer was being abandoned to die on earth by way of the nano ooze he drank from the cup (the beaker people nod cup)...... he was somehow defective or in disgrace so he was made to self terminate.

    • @TheMustachioedJames
      @TheMustachioedJames 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Stuart-f5n There was literally nothing to indicate the first engineer was doing anything beyond what he did: Provide the basis for the evolution of life on earth. They literally call him The Engineer, so I assume, engineer that I am myself, he's engineering something. They didn't call him The Penetant or The Defective, they called him The Engineer. Engineers do calculated things purposefully, they are employed specifically to avoid random accidents and unintentional byproducts of a given endeavor.

    • @Stuart-f5n
      @Stuart-f5n 7 місяців тому

      "we were wrong we were sooo wrong" what do you think of the opening of prometheus? do you think the dna destroying fluid (the nano virus) he drank and the survival of part of his dna meant anything?

    • @TheMustachioedJames
      @TheMustachioedJames 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes, I think it meant the eventual creation of humankind, and the Engineers, for whatever reasons, don't like their creation when they encounter it. I don't really know why, I can only guess at what's going on, because there's not enough on the screen to draw any kind of conclusion about the Engineers and what they were up to, what motivated them, why they seem so noble and selflessly devoted to life on earth and at the same time, so hateful of its offspring, why they are portrayed so "above it all" and, at the same time, given to fits of very human-looking rage....@@Stuart-f5n

    • @TheMustachioedJames
      @TheMustachioedJames 7 місяців тому +2

      Why do you think that was, was it intentional that these Engineers, supposedly so advanced and selflessly devoted to science and the flourishing of life that they'd readily perform ritual seppuku in order to advance life on a barren planet, are ALSO given to fits of murderous, savage rage that compels them to tear a life form limb to limb bare-handed upon encountering it? Does the supposedly advanced society that produces one produce the other? Maybe it does, but I'd like to hear the explanation, sounds interesting. But I'm left to just wonder, right? I'm supposed to fill in the fantastic story myself, and just bask in the visions left on the screen. But they don't make sense, there's nothing really there. There are a million possible explanations for the Engineer's actions, at least several of them are cool as hell and would be a great plot for a movie, but too bad, so sad, that movie doesn't exist.

  • @CptKennyLoggins
    @CptKennyLoggins 5 років тому +155

    Charlize Theron actually hired the most dysfunctional crew she could find to sabotage the mission. There are some straws to grasp at BUT then Covenant went and killed off Shaw...making Prometheus even more pointless...grrr.

    • @joep4975
      @joep4975 5 років тому +8

      The script explained it better and Scott should be ashamed for not going fully by the script that was written.

    • @CptKennyLoggins
      @CptKennyLoggins 5 років тому +5

      @lightdarklovehate I'm with you, a lot of thought went into this movie. I am a sci fi junkie and anything to do w Aliens I eat it up. I really enjoyed the story of David being forced to do one last task before being free from his "faulty" creators while also being introduced to Christianity (Jesus was an engineer?) through Dr Shaw. But then he killed her (cancer? Actually an act of love?), then a biologist tries to hug an alien snake, Fifield can't find his way despite his pups, etc. Idris, Noomi, Theron, Wong, and Fassbender's characters get a pass from me. The others seem to just be fill-in when the plot needs them. Good creature feature with some amazing effects. What are your thoughts?

    • @britbloc123
      @britbloc123 5 років тому +5

      +CptKennyLoggins
      Prometheus looks great but the script and character decisions are dumb af.
      For example, the reveal that Weyland is hiding on his own ship makes no sense. He's funding the friggin' mission and it's HIS ship. It's a plot twist that's put there to surprise the audience but makes ZERO sense in terms of plot.
      Shaw also not telling anyone about her alien abortion is also highly questionable considering how much of a risk it is to leave an alien organism on board.
      There are loads more examples but those are just two that show this movie isn't anywhere near as clever as it thinks it is.

    • @CptKennyLoggins
      @CptKennyLoggins 5 років тому

      @@britbloc123 Weyland was dying and felt like this was his last chance at immortality. He was obsessed with finding how to cheat death. The richest man in history with all that tech at his disposal finds out that there might be an alien species, who could have seeded humanity in the first place, within traveling distance? He kept in constant contact with David, which couldn't be done across the vast distance. His character was at least somewhat believable. Now I would agree his make-up and timeline across Alien and AvP timelines is disturbing in the least.

    • @britbloc123
      @britbloc123 5 років тому +7

      +CptKennyLoggins
      I understand Weyland's motivations for being there. What's completely dumb is why he would hide on his own ship.

  • @rob.halpin
    @rob.halpin 3 роки тому +100

    Guy Pearce got covered in latex is because he was supposed to get younger in the original script that got rewritten late. Put money on it.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 роки тому +681

    There’s a reason why CinemaSins calls it “the Prometheus school of running away from things”

    • @Drewbreesboss9
      @Drewbreesboss9 3 роки тому +6

      Don’t hop on the bandwagon. Prometheus was as good as the first Alien movie, I say that objectively not biased and nostalgic based like you

    • @szechuon6971
      @szechuon6971 3 роки тому +63

      @@Drewbreesboss9 TBF, It's no different than saying someone who can't hit what they're aiming at went to the Storm Trooper Academy of Marksmanship from Star Wars. Both movies can be good but have dumb moments like that. :-)
      Or another one - when someone lies about being a victim of a hate crime, they went to the Jussie Smollet University of Victimhood.

    • @nagoranerides3150
      @nagoranerides3150 3 роки тому +63

      @@Drewbreesboss9 You have poor critical faculties.

    • @Drewbreesboss9
      @Drewbreesboss9 3 роки тому +1

      @@szechuon6971 nooo the Star Wars sequels were horrible I agree there. I’m just saying Prometheus is incredible and same with Alien Covenant. They both have incredible effects and an amazing story of space exploration kind of like interstellar

    • @little_hunt3r
      @little_hunt3r 3 роки тому +49

      @@Drewbreesboss9 it was shit

  • @Joshthom321
    @Joshthom321 Рік тому +22

    I laughed so hard during this review. Clearly, one of your best!

  • @ColemanJRimer
    @ColemanJRimer 5 років тому +112

    "The girl with the surgical tattoo". Brilliant, man.

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 3 роки тому +526

    I have mixed feelings with this film. Michael Fassbender’s David is great, the set design, creature design, special effects, and overall concept of the film are amazing. Everything else... oof

    • @MeaCulpa04
      @MeaCulpa04 3 роки тому +53

      It really wasn’t that bad of a movie if they had allowed the sequel to carry on with the seed of life theory and went deeper into the engineer story, but people were so flabbergasted that it wasn’t a cut and dry alien movie that they went that direction to please that audience and it all became a jumbled mess. Missed opportunity is all it will ever be, Hollywood stop compromising your creativity for corporate movements and internet junkies that are so miserable with life that nothing can be done good enough for them, if epic stories could be done on motion picture as early as the 1930s I’m pretty certain we can still do it today, stop trying to please the wrong crowd

    • @11jerans
      @11jerans 3 роки тому +19

      Fassbender is the best part of both of the newer movies.

    • @R4G4M3MN0N
      @R4G4M3MN0N 3 роки тому +14

      No, it sucked, don't sugar coat it.

    • @josephbrady711
      @josephbrady711 3 роки тому +3

      Creature design??? Good you say? HA

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 3 роки тому +19

      It's not really a movie. That's the problem. It's a transhumanist lecture with a bad script on top. This stuff becomes even more glaring considering how tight the first two movies were. Sci fi/horror and sci-fi/action. Simple! And they followed the usual templates of those genres too, which you do because they are tried and tested. Then they added the unique stuff, which is basically first contact gone awry and ancient, dead aliens.
      Prometheus is not sci fi, not horror, not action and not first contact. None of the things that made the first two movies good, in other words...Yay!

  • @fifi3649
    @fifi3649 2 роки тому +513

    I saw Prometheus just months after watching Alien for the first time and I was super thrilled, but it didn't last long after the film started. I remember watching the scientists walking in a cave on an unknown planet with no helmets, touching stuff like kids and even playing with alien snakes and thinking "WTF??". At that time I was 15 and pretty dumb, but not SO dumb not to understand how nonsense that was

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 2 роки тому +26

      My sentiments exactly. I'm willing to suspend belief to a point so I can enjoy a movie but damn, this film took the piss royally.

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Рік тому +2

      civilians left to do whatever they want on a privately funded trip, will do just that. be stupid

    • @ejcejc4113
      @ejcejc4113 Рік тому +3

      I'm glad you watched the first one first lol, saved you from maybe never watching 1-3

    • @fifi3649
      @fifi3649 Рік тому +10

      @@hotdog9262 those people were researchers, they were supposed to know what they were doing very well. They were also supposed to know at least the basics of safety. It's just unrealistic that they would behave in such a stupid way.
      I can excuse the guys in the first movie, 'cause they were not prepared to be in that situation and it makes sense they didn't know what they were doing, but scientists were supposed to be waaaay more cautious

    • @fifi3649
      @fifi3649 Рік тому +1

      @@ejcejc4113 tbh I watched Aliens first without knowing it was a sequel, and for the entire time I felt like I was missing something 😂😂

  • @stanzonal
    @stanzonal Рік тому +3

    Love your channel, feels like I'm listening to a guy at the bar dropping facts and im happy to listen to something besides news, sports, or work.... much appreciated.

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 2 роки тому +564

    The space jockey was one of the best unanswered questions in Alien. It was big, weird, and you weren't sure if it was a being separate from the ship, or a part of it. Now we know... sometimes it's better left unexplained...

    • @jeremypayne5078
      @jeremypayne5078 2 роки тому +54

      @EL JAY I'm just shocked to see something like this come from the director who made the first Alien. Usually the person who completely misses the point and retroactively ruins something like that isn't *the same person who made the original.*

    • @tamashorvath3646
      @tamashorvath3646 2 роки тому +64

      I agree. I always hated the idea of explaining the alien itself. (the predators breed them for practice, or the Fassbender droid created them, etc.) At least come up with something compelling. But the best explanation is that the alien just came from the dark void of an unholy corner of the universe and those unlucky bastards stumbled upon them by pure misfortune and just leave it at that.

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 роки тому +3

      Biggest subvergance in the History of cinema

    • @bob74h67
      @bob74h67 2 роки тому +16

      It didt even get answered as that was not the same space jockey nor did it at all look the same.
      let's ignore that the film barely answers it's own questions, Why does the goo mutate that one kid but cause ripley wannabe to birth squid monster.
      What is the snake thing, a proto xenomorph cant be as there's a definitive proto xenomorph in convaent, not to mention the various plot holes with how alien portrayed the space jockeys like they had aliens onboard to use as weapons but never was it implied that they created them and surely if they did then it was not how recent film portrays like never had the xenomorph batch interacted with humans yknow something required to occur if convanent's events are taken literally

    • @AzureTheAvian
      @AzureTheAvian 2 роки тому +22

      I choose to believe that any movie after the second never happened.

  • @TheSkepticalPanda
    @TheSkepticalPanda 5 років тому +294

    I will defend Captain Idris boning Charlize. Most realistic decision in the entire film.

    • @vinceA3748
      @vinceA3748 5 років тому +48

      That was about the only thing in the movie that made sense.

    • @bretert
      @bretert 5 років тому +54

      But then Charlize had the child and raised it transgender..

    • @DannyBoyle-tp5vg
      @DannyBoyle-tp5vg 5 років тому +26

      inter-racial is a gross abomination, charlize theron is a disgrace to her race

    • @EvoluteCreator
      @EvoluteCreator 5 років тому +23

      @@DannyBoyle-tp5vg what?

    • @turbojuudas
      @turbojuudas 5 років тому +7

      @@bretert I bet Charlize was a trap in this movie anyways.

  • @Akuretarie
    @Akuretarie 5 років тому +312

    I hope you do Covenant next, if Prometheus was garbage Covenant is a nightmare.

    • @mountaindewslave
      @mountaindewslave 5 років тому +36

      Scott has gone senile, he went through the whole effort of doing the engineer and Elizabeth plotline in Prometheus, only to ax BOTH the Engineers & Elizabeth offscreen before Covenant. Prometheus was terrible, but at least we didn't have something beforehand to tease us with expectations. Covenant had one obvious point: show the Engineers homeworld and answer some of the pretentious 'questions'. But, of course, they ignored that entirely and just made it the David show with some more weird bastardized aliens running around. Throw up inducing stuff.

    • @DanakarEndeel
      @DanakarEndeel 5 років тому +19

      Covenant? I thought that movie was called "Fassbenders". :P

    • @supahtyp
      @supahtyp 5 років тому +4

      @@mountaindewslave Don't blame Scott for this. He never wrote anything in his life. All he can do well is make things look good on the screen.

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex 5 років тому +10

      I liked Prometheus. I think they messed up Covenant because they went off course from Prometheus.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 5 років тому +5

      @@CasiodorusRex Yeah, I loved Prometheus. I can admit there's a few dumb things in it (like everything involving the ginger science guy), but over all, I still think it's almost on par with the best movies in the series. But then Covenant... Maybe it a vacuum, Covenant would be an OK movie, but as a sequel to Prometheus, it totally failed.

  • @namelessjedi2242
    @namelessjedi2242 Рік тому +10

    Explaining where the Aliens came from is like explaining why Highlander had immortals. It ruins the mystery and charm and was never needed or wanted.

  • @algunoscuenticos
    @algunoscuenticos 5 років тому +877

    Wait a minute....the title "The Franchise Killer" is already owned by Rian Johnson. 😀

    • @darkhierophant4914
      @darkhierophant4914 5 років тому +37

      No. It's JJ ABRAMS.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 років тому +3

      Yul Hubbart Yet we get more Disney wars with Episode 9 and the Mexi-Mandalorian! YAY?

    • @TDHurley
      @TDHurley 5 років тому +1

      haha (Evil laugh)True

    • @xula10
      @xula10 5 років тому +11

      Algunos Cuenticos no, no, no... that title belongs to Shane Black and his 2018 The Predator. A total mess.

    • @poopikins
      @poopikins 5 років тому +3

      @Yul Hubbart D&D

  • @corrugatedmisery1269
    @corrugatedmisery1269 5 років тому +661

    These are the funniest fricken reviews I've ever heard

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 5 років тому +12

      Agreed. Even for movies that I like, even though I know they're pieces of shit.

    • @Sedgewise47
      @Sedgewise47 5 років тому +4

      (You don’t say!...)

    • @JerseySlayer
      @JerseySlayer 5 років тому +3

      Plinkett over on RLM are pretty good

    • @sirc1446
      @sirc1446 5 років тому +5

      Funny because it's true

    • @harrymonk5880
      @harrymonk5880 4 роки тому +4

      Hes hilarious :)

  • @2Lainz
    @2Lainz 4 роки тому +750

    Why does this guy sound drun...
    > The Critical Drinker
    Well played.

    • @ironwolfosiris
      @ironwolfosiris 4 роки тому +28

      The drunken voice is an art this fellow has become the ultimate master in.

    • @jazzyjaytee9961
      @jazzyjaytee9961 4 роки тому +5

      sounds like Scottish. Of sorts.

    • @Thunderchops1984
      @Thunderchops1984 4 роки тому

      Oh I just thought he had a strange impediment.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +14

      @@jazzyjaytee9961 He is Scottish

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 3 роки тому +1

      @@jazzyjaytee9961 Mercifully not Glaswegian lol. I don't think anyone would understand that.

  • @ElHombreGato
    @ElHombreGato Рік тому +5

    God I'm so happy i found this channel. Such a good critic channel!

  • @guybroyles48
    @guybroyles48 4 роки тому +118

    This is one of those films that you could put into a blender and no matter what order the scenes came out in, it wouldn't make any difference.

    • @brigadiergeneral2399
      @brigadiergeneral2399 4 роки тому +1

      The reason you can't understands it is because it's based on the Annunaki and it's the best fucking movie ever made. Learn about the 'Annunaki' and you will understand the movie.

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu 4 роки тому

      @@brigadiergeneral2399 The concepts are not the movie. It had a great concept but the movie was poorly developed

    • @strangemarkings
      @strangemarkings 4 роки тому

      A toilet would be more accurate than a blender, methinks

    • @waynewayne8419
      @waynewayne8419 4 роки тому

      @Blue Genes Red Memes what is wrong with you?

  • @pforce9
    @pforce9 2 роки тому +196

    Dumbest part was when that infected guy showed up unannounced at the space ship and folded backwards and they were arguing whether to let him on the ship or not. to me it seemed like a no brainer.

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 Рік тому +1

      Every cuts the jerk in their lives way too much slack.

    • @Baklava_the_Alchemist
      @Baklava_the_Alchemist Рік тому +13

      Obviously the infected guy is a ninja yogi master with lvl100 sneak but his lockpicking is still lvl1.

    • @andrewsarchus6036
      @andrewsarchus6036 Рік тому +5

      I guess it's supposed to be a call-back to Ripley getting overruled by the synth when she was insisting on quarantining the EVA team with unknown injuries outside the Nostromo.

    • @JoshAintSoCool
      @JoshAintSoCool Рік тому +7

      We normally don’t pick up hitchhikers….. buuuut I’m gonna go with my gut on this one

  • @JR-sz7dw
    @JR-sz7dw 4 роки тому +101

    “But then all goes wrong and they lay around for awhile.” - *relatable*

  • @BlackSkeletonDragon
    @BlackSkeletonDragon Рік тому +3

    I'm so glad I found you. Love the rants. Awesome!!!

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +492

    A ship named "Prometheus" and then a ship named "Covenant".
    Imagine if the first movie was named
    "Nostromo"

    • @brigadiergeneral2399
      @brigadiergeneral2399 4 роки тому +12

      The reason you can't understands it is because it's based on the Annunaki and it's the best fucking movie ever made. Learn about the 'Annunaki' and you will understand the movie.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +79

      @@brigadiergeneral2399 I never said anything about not understanding anything. I made a joke about naming "Alien" movies after ships

    • @The053199
      @The053199 4 роки тому +22

      @@OlaftheGreat hes a bot

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +29

      @@The053199 oh no, it's Skynet... Er...I mean "Legion"

    • @alexandrejose8362
      @alexandrejose8362 4 роки тому +6

      Substitute the xenomorph for a giant transhuman who shifts between being a murderous vigilant and being a insane murderer.

  • @Erik_Swiger
    @Erik_Swiger 5 років тому +96

    Throughout my life, I've picked-up various words and phrases and incorporated them into my everyday life. Thanks to The Critical Drinker, I will now start using "Nah, it'll be fine!"

    • @sagaswp
      @sagaswp 5 років тому +13

      Fuck off, film!

    • @ThomasJamas
      @ThomasJamas 5 років тому +3

      I've also started using "itll be fine".

    • @danehammett8124
      @danehammett8124 5 років тому +2

      Guilty as well, plus I get the pleasure of the girlfriend asking me why do I keep saying it, so it's a keeper.

    • @BigDaddy_MRI
      @BigDaddy_MRI 5 років тому +7

      Erik Swiger I actually did that while working on a very complex problem on the MRI machine I was installing. My colleague, Mark, looked at me and asked where I came up with that. I said it was my new favorite phrase from the Critical Drinker. Next day, HE said it while changing out a circuit board. It really was hilarious. The Drinkers influence is spreading throughout the world. 😂😂

    • @TheNeognostic
      @TheNeognostic 5 років тому +2

      I'm already using it!

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 5 років тому +121

    "And she's like NAH it WON'T be fine!" 🤣😂

  • @phicks7963
    @phicks7963 Рік тому +4

    I love your work Drinker. You elegantly and Eloquently put into words the very things I find wrong with most modern films

  • @jeremyhulbert3343
    @jeremyhulbert3343 4 роки тому +184

    And, of course, we have the tried-and-true trope of people aboard an exploratory vessel thinking quarantine protocol shouldn't apply to people they like, because that's mean.

    • @notsosecretsnacker5218
      @notsosecretsnacker5218 3 роки тому +12

      This has always annoyed me so much. The good guy acting like it's the correct thing to do to break quarentine

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this. Well played sir, well played.

    • @tomsmith6379
      @tomsmith6379 3 роки тому

      They foresaw Corona

    • @MichaelPoage666
      @MichaelPoage666 3 роки тому +4

      Charlize is the hero of this movie for frying that idiot.

    • @scottkirby5016
      @scottkirby5016 3 роки тому +6

      and for contrast Ripley did hold the quarantine protocol.

  • @themark443
    @themark443 3 роки тому +191

    I remember watching this movie not long after it came out in theaters. It made no sense at all until the credits rolled and I saw the name Damon Lindelof; one of the guys who wrote on the show Lost. Then it all made sense as to why the plot felt like something that was being written as the movie continued.

    • @josephbrady711
      @josephbrady711 3 роки тому +6

      It's like a south park episode

    • @metalhead8659
      @metalhead8659 3 роки тому +11

      Damon Lindelof... THE DAMON LINDELOF?! The fucking Hack, who brought us "Cowboys & Aliens", "World War Z" and the SJW-Rape of a Masterpiece called "Watchmen"?!

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 2 роки тому +5

      @@metalhead8659 Yup, that's him. Just goes to show that Hollywood wouldn't know real talent if you clubbed them over the head with it.

  • @thecarrotmonster8827
    @thecarrotmonster8827 3 роки тому +215

    One of the most intriguing parts of the original was the big dead freaky looking Alien in the cockpit of the Alien ship that clearly looked like a decomposed skeleton, I wanted to know more about that dude and his species and the beef they had with the Aliens but here it turns out he was just a big albino humanoid villain from the MCU in a suit 👍 yeah, great imagination there Ridley, I'm sure that's what HR Geiger invisioned him as

    • @steadyclout
      @steadyclout 3 роки тому +14

      100%

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 3 роки тому +23

      I too was curious about that species. I suspected we've yet to meet them, and they are the masters of the slave caste humans we saw in Prometheus, possibly why their helmets resemble their master's real faces.
      I don't think they had a 'beef' with Xenos. I think they were making war on someone else and the Xeno was their bioweapon, and they occasionally breach their containment, which is why the lab is on a desolate moon, and the workers are just the genetically altered descendants of abducted tribal humans.

    • @jeromebirth2693
      @jeromebirth2693 2 роки тому +1

      Largest subvergance in the History of cinema

    • @Pointlesshandle48
      @Pointlesshandle48 2 роки тому +3

      Less is more, we would have been better off getting a very vague origin. Maybe just a glimpse. We think we want to know but we don’t, that’s the beauty of cinema. I’d rather have just been left wonder what they were about.

    • @ZoopsMind
      @ZoopsMind 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pointlesshandle48 Your username, combined with your comment's actual time stamp, just caused me to go into a two-minute episode of solipsistic paroxysms. Thanks.

  • @milanondrak5564
    @milanondrak5564 10 місяців тому +34

    The Prometheus itself doesn't fit with IP either. This is supposed to be a prequel and yet the Prometheus is a more technologically advanced spaceship than those used by the military further down the timeline by many decades.

    • @Stuart-f5n
      @Stuart-f5n 7 місяців тому +1

      its called staying current to modern trends. 57 years and aliens tech to alien tech has moved on wouldnt you say?
      scott created a new timeline to account for real time evolves

    • @milanondrak5564
      @milanondrak5564 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Stuart-f5n In 57 years tech would look and function better plus in Aliens Sulaco was a military vessel so it would look different. Trouble is the Prometheus just looks out of place to be a prequel in that timeline.

    • @milanondrak5564
      @milanondrak5564 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Stuart-f5n My point is that in the timeline the Prometheus looks too advanced when compared to the Nostromo and Sulaco to be a prequel vessel. It feels inconsistent.

    • @Stuart-f5n
      @Stuart-f5n 7 місяців тому +1

      @@milanondrak5564 yes but the tech in alien/aliens was set in the infancy of digital tech. try showing todays audiences with their iphones a movie like that and it will bore them. scott has tried to keep the franchise current. i think a timeline after alien3 would have been better but they went for pre equals. prometheus & covenant are decent films that were interesting the engineer story could have been woven in after alien 3, but they didnt choose that road. but that doesnt take anything away from them being good SF movies.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Stuart-f5n Will it, though? Because retro is in, and has been for a minute. People don't need to see cutting-edge, polished, cool-looking tech. They enjoy a rusty, retrofuturistic setting, too.

  • @landryprichard6778
    @landryprichard6778 5 років тому +555

    One of the writers worked on Lost. That's pretty much all you need to know.

    • @marcosimoni7969
      @marcosimoni7969 5 років тому +17

      Lucius Fawkes you missed the greatest quote yet, "we have to move the island"

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому +12

      When they survived breaking in two and falling from 35+000 ft was when they lost me.
      Fuck of tv series

    • @epicshooters1000
      @epicshooters1000 5 років тому +9

      I loved Lost lmao

    • @kaisertreu6276
      @kaisertreu6276 5 років тому +16

      I enjoyed the first three seasons of Lost, but then it became more and more insane (not in the good way). This whole time travel thing with the different timelines was totally fucked, also the last season showed that they had no real conclusions for all the mysteries and secrets they made up from the beginning. It was in many ways an uninspiring ending.

    • @shoulderkolibri
      @shoulderkolibri 5 років тому +4

      @@kaisertreu6276 how 'bout let's put it this way - the show had an atom bomb destroy the whole island, and instead of it kills everyone it "creates two timelines" - then he had characters with time traveling powers fiddle around and persuade the main characters island blow up *again* in the series finale - and everyone appears in Purgatory - The End

  • @simonfrost7094
    @simonfrost7094 2 роки тому +256

    Michael Fassbenders' creepy performance as David is the best thing - perhaps the only redeeming feature - about this whole film.
    After seeing Idris Elba sleep walk through Pacific Rim recently as well, I'm beginning to think he just can't act for toffee. In every role I've seen him in, he just seems to be the same?

    • @pauldavidartistclub6723
      @pauldavidartistclub6723 2 роки тому +30

      Fassbender is almost always the best things in the sometime mediocre movies he finds himself in. Regarding Elba, of the movies I’ve seen him in The Dark Tower is the worst, though he was a blank in, oh god, Hobbs and Shaw (I saw that!). I had hopes for him (The Office), but either this era’s films, his typecasting in juvenilia, or maybe the possibility that he just might not be that good, has disappointed me.

    • @DJRYGAR1
      @DJRYGAR1 2 роки тому +19

      the idea of goo itself was also great if you think about it. Planet destroying bioweapon that mutates local life into murderous creatures is great and it could work as backbone of movie if they worked on this idea for a bit longer and not slapping 1000 ideas (nice ideas on their own) together into incoherent pulp.

    • @antcantcook960
      @antcantcook960 Рік тому +27

      Watch “The Wire” and tell us Elba can’t act.

    • @BARZEL343
      @BARZEL343 Рік тому +18

      Captain Janek... Polish guy who plays the accordion... played by an Afro-British actor. Makes perfect sense.

    • @pauldavidartistclub6723
      @pauldavidartistclub6723 Рік тому +12

      Yeah, I’ve sadly come to the same conclusion about Elba. Someone gave me an argument pointing out how good he was in The Wire…but if the actor sleep walks, as you said, through nearly everything he’s in, and doesn’t get better or pick better projects as time goes along, what are you to make if him? Big disappointment, unless he can turn it around

  • @liammckenna1479
    @liammckenna1479 3 роки тому +159

    I also noticed the squid monster growing for no reason, BUT, to be fair, all Aliens in the series randomly grow for no reason, even in the original movie. The tiny alien that bursts out of a man's stomach later grows to be twice the size of a human before killing their first victim.

    • @davids736
      @davids736 3 роки тому +5

      Mmm, not really. It has all the victims that it kills through the movie....

    • @liammckenna1479
      @liammckenna1479 3 роки тому +43

      @@davids736 it was already big before it kills the first guy, in the scene when a guy is looking for the cat. There was nothing for it to feed on and it was already big enough to lift him up and run away. It would make more sense if it grew bigger with each kill but that's not the case.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 2 роки тому +13

      Yes I always hate that fast growing stuff without food thing, even in de original movies. It's just not very believable.
      Fun fact, trees don't get a lot of their mass out of the ground materials but they get it from the carbon in the air, so growing without a lot of visible nutrients is possible.

    • @kaigomai6471
      @kaigomai6471 2 роки тому +7

      @@joostdriesens3984 well yes, but a) Aliens don’t do Photosynthesis,
      b) most of the mass they squire come from Water, which would not be in such quantities available, that an alien could grow so fast.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 2 роки тому +3

      @@kaigomai6471 Good points on why it is not believable 👍

  • @markkramer5740
    @markkramer5740 Рік тому +28

    I can name one other good thing that came out of it.
    During the scene, when they are running from the crashing alien ship, Charlize Theron (who was a regular and fairly heavy smoker) found that her lungs had degraded to the point that she'd could barely run 10 yards without a wheezing fit.* Yes, she was wearing boots that weighed 30 pounds but this was still a massive wake-up call. Coming face-to-face with the direct repercussions of her smoking habit, Charlize largely (a relapse in 2015 when she and Sean Penn broke up) kicked her smoking habit.
    As such, I can credit Prometheus with extending her life and that is a good thing.
    *For those of you wondering why they kept cutting between angles.....now you know.

  • @TheGuy030770
    @TheGuy030770 Рік тому +377

    Did anyone else notice that the Prometheus just happened to approach the planet exactly, precisely where the engineers were? What are the chances of that?

    • @superintelligentapefromthe121
      @superintelligentapefromthe121 Рік тому +47

      The Luke-Yoda-Dagobah Conundrum.

    • @gregsquires6201
      @gregsquires6201 Рік тому +55

      ​@superintelligentapefromthe121 at least with Star Wars you can blame the force guiding Luke's instincts or something. In Prometheus there's no excuse, but the rest of the movie is so full of problems this relatively minor problem gets overlooked.

    • @gregsquires6201
      @gregsquires6201 Рік тому +20

      @@daisy9181 Enough people complain about it that it’s not as obvious as you think. Like I said, this is a minor point compared to the rest of the problems, but I’ve heard lots of people defend Prometheus, saying the various problems makes sense if you know the background lore, or have seen the director’s commentary, or make certain assumptions, etc. The fact is that the movie did a poor job of story telling if you need a bunch of external information and assumptions for it to make sense. They could have added a 2 second line, “Scanners have detected a structure…” or whatever which would have explained it, but they didn’t.

    • @deskmat9874
      @deskmat9874 Рік тому +14

      Stop trying to explain it, there is no logical explanation, as the story is so poor that there was likely no thought even put into it

    • @mysticone1798
      @mysticone1798 Рік тому +9

      I think they followed a signal from the planet....

  • @ptolemyauletesxii8642
    @ptolemyauletesxii8642 3 роки тому +198

    My favorite part is when the alien ship takes off, flies several miles into the sky, is struck by another ship flying roughly on the same trajectory, then falls to the ground landing more or less where it took off from. Because that is how physics works.

    • @bobman929
      @bobman929 2 роки тому +1

      Ever thrown a frisby

    • @ptolemyauletesxii8642
      @ptolemyauletesxii8642 2 роки тому +21

      @@bobman929 Frisbies spin.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@bobman929 Frisbies are thin with curved edges to replicate the effect of drag and lift like on the wings of an aircraft but minus all the other parts of the aircraft, and they spin with centrifugal force. A frisby is just a round wing.

    • @bobman929
      @bobman929 2 роки тому

      @@BigPuddin ever thought that what ever propulsion the ship uses would have the same effect as drag/air pressure. Connect the dots guys.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 2 роки тому +8

      And I think it should have crushed on impact, even with alien, futuristic hardened hull or whatever. Retaining its shape makes it feel like a toy. Gigantic hollow constructions that weigh thousands of tonnes don't behave like this.

  • @tbk2010
    @tbk2010 5 років тому +61

    The Space Jockey isn't even visually consistent with the one in Alien. It's way smaller, no longer fused to the ship, and that "suit" clearly was intended to be the being itself in the original. Basically it's less interesting in every regard. No one should consider this to be in the same continuity as "Alien" and "Aliens", especially considering the even-worse sequel.

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 3 місяці тому

      In the comics the creatures looked like elephants.

  • @ankhorman
    @ankhorman 4 місяці тому +4

    I actually watch this once a week lol, i just cannot get enough. So excited for the next one, good or bad we will have you lol.

  • @LuisCarruthers
    @LuisCarruthers 3 роки тому +413

    One thing that's really tragic how they pretended the engineers' heads were just a helmet when in Alien it was obvious they were part of the skeleton.

    • @onastick2411
      @onastick2411 3 роки тому +132

      And in the original you felt sorry for the Space Jockey, who died alone at the console of his ship. Whatever happened, their last act was to send a warning, so other's would keep away.
      But keeping movies consistent, is just too much work, why bother when you can take the audience for fools.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque 2 роки тому +5

      obvious? i must have missed that part, how was it obvious? genuinely curious

    • @LuisCarruthers
      @LuisCarruthers 2 роки тому +76

      @@StayFractalesque In the original Alien film the bones from the chest area of the dead engineer seamlessly run into the head area. It's so obvious it's supposed to be a skull, not a helmet. For Prometheus, the writers just threw their own lore in the dustbin and pretended the engineers' skulls were a skull-like helmet.

    • @marks2997
      @marks2997 2 роки тому +7

      I might get involved here. What is your source for this Luis?
      I am pretty sure the space jockey is wearing his space suit. The helmet forms part of that suit.
      Both films had the same director.
      Obvious? Not quite.

    • @LuisCarruthers
      @LuisCarruthers 2 роки тому +40

      @@marks2997 My source is simply putting "space jockey alien 1979" into Google images. If it's all meant to be a space suit, it's certainly a space suit that looks like it's made of bones. It just seems rather convenient that there is no reference at all to the space jockeys being nothing more than oversized humans until Prometheus.

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri345 4 роки тому +1051

    My favourite scene was Elizabeth getting major surgery, having her stomach stapled up, and then being able to jump up and start running around like a 10-year-old after too many Twinkies. Evidently, none of these writers had bothered to speak to anyone who has had a Caesarian section, a hysterectomy, a kidney removed - or any kind of significant stomach surgery come to that.
    Believe me, after a procedure like that, you're not going anywhere. In fact, after 3 days, you'll still be laying on that bed and wishing your brain could time travel 6 months into the future. Not even really great drugs would let you get up. Your nerves are cut, you're damaged, the stomach muscles would not even let you stand. Try and you'll collapse and the squid'll getcha.

    • @macdaddyjill
      @macdaddyjill 4 роки тому +51

      So true! I have a 6" scar from a hysterectomy and I couldn't stand up straight for weeks.

    • @lucalinadreemur9448
      @lucalinadreemur9448 4 роки тому +34

      I mean shit i was barely able to stand up to pee for like a month from a three inch hernia repair scar

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 4 роки тому +36

      Seriously, after my colectomy i couldn't even leave the damn bed for *two* *weeks* , her being up and running instantly is absolutely ridiculous

    • @jothishprabu8
      @jothishprabu8 4 роки тому +18

      It's a movie.

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 4 роки тому +43

      @@jothishprabu8
      You mean it ain't real...
      Dang...

  • @timothyds7453
    @timothyds7453 3 роки тому +59

    5:13
    Imagine dying thousands of years ago in an instant by decapitation, only to be revived for a few moments to fully experience dying all over again and this time by being blown up by overheating and electrocution.
    Poor dude managed to die twice ...

  • @theyellowarchitect4504
    @theyellowarchitect4504 4 місяці тому +3

    Great video, funny too, but some things are exaggerating. Elizabeth Shaw was a great actress in this. Also the engineer wanting to kill humans makes sense. Waking him up, a grumpy old man asking for more life, a woman being beaten, and an android (unnatural creation) translating to his language. You were right in everything else.

  • @nachovennedictus6492
    @nachovennedictus6492 4 роки тому +893

    Alien
    Aliens
    Alien: Isolation
    End of franchise.

    • @thefunkyrolo
      @thefunkyrolo 4 роки тому +43

      And the AVP games that don't have any film adaptations whatsoever

    • @hellcatdave1
      @hellcatdave1 4 роки тому +37

      Alien 3 Assembly Cut deserves a place.

    • @euanmacleod3738
      @euanmacleod3738 4 роки тому +2

      Preach.

    • @alliegamerbunny
      @alliegamerbunny 4 роки тому +10

      i bought it on steam 2 years ago but am waiting to play it until i have a PC at its level, thank you for justifying my purchase. I cant wait.

    • @TreyMotes
      @TreyMotes 4 роки тому +13

      You can leave Aliens out of that list too. Nothing but 80's action trash with cheesy one liners and Bill Paxton being whiney AF. The once scary Xenomorph relegated down to being a swarm of "bugs." A total departure from everything that made Ridley Scott's original horror film great. It's a crap film.

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 роки тому +149

    *Achieves Interstellar Travel...*
    _"What's a virus?"_
    Yeah, I was done right there.

    • @joedollarbiden9823
      @joedollarbiden9823 4 роки тому +14

      And the sponsor payed for a hope that alien make him live longer.
      What kind of society is able to interstellar travel but unable to find a solution to life span? Fuck we currently doubled our life span compared to a thousand years ago.

    • @captainmorgan2530
      @captainmorgan2530 4 роки тому

      @@joedollarbiden9823 We even doubled our lifespan compared to 150 years ago. Problem is that medical condicions we face today are different than the ones we faced before. We can easily prolong average lifespan by +15 years but it gets real hard after that.

  • @richardg8376
    @richardg8376 5 років тому +69

    Also, my wife had an emergency caesarean, and I call bullshit on Noomi Rapace's character running around the ship immediately after having her stomach cut open and hastily stapled together, regardless of whatever technology they're using.

    • @ew3612
      @ew3612 5 років тому +7

      Richard Greenlees I thought the same thing. She was very agile and energetic for someone who just had a major surgery.

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 років тому +3

      I had a spinal fusion and basically got a c section plus some spine work done. The docs want you to stand up and walk the same day a few hours after surgery. It's a bitch but doable.

    • @harnois75
      @harnois75 5 років тому +5

      I didn't realise your wife benefitted from the medical technology of 200 years in the future.

    • @stephengoodman2424
      @stephengoodman2424 5 років тому

      We're talking about people who write garbage where someone falls out an upstairs window and walks away.

    • @Washius
      @Washius 5 років тому +1

      @Delon Duvenage also when its hundreds upon hundreds of years in the future, who knows maybe the surgery or technology is so good that it doesnt hurt after.maybe theyre special super staples.

  • @PaulSchober
    @PaulSchober Рік тому +6

    Couldn't believe all the plot idiocies in this film. I could forgive most of them but the two SCARED scientists, after making First Contact with a huge alien cobra-thing, start playing with it like it was a puppy? Why did the writers do that? Did they think the audience would enjoy feeling smarter than these characters?
    And the ending blew me away. Elizabeth watches the Engineer treat humans like vermin and decided to destroy Earth as his first thought on waking up, so she decides to head to their homeworld to DEMAND ANSWERS? She has incredible information vital to the safety of Earth and is in possession of technology that might actually SAVE them from further attacks, and she just takes off with it because she "wants answers"?
    WTF?

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 3 роки тому +271

    To me, one of the most annoying things about Prometheus is how the technology in this prequel looks centuries ahead of the technology that is supposed to come many generations afterwards

    • @jaroslavkusl.1049
      @jaroslavkusl.1049 3 роки тому +21

      @@dougefresh2208 is ur special insult takes 1 month of cool down till u recharge it

    • @macrumpton
      @macrumpton 3 роки тому +53

      I guess you could kind of excuse that because the other vessels were essentially work vehicles, like a garbage truck or a cargo ship and the Prometheus looks like a yacht that a rich man would use to go across the universe.

    • @Dartht33bagger
      @Dartht33bagger 2 роки тому +13

      This is a common problem in all prequels. Take Halo: Reach for example. The weapons and vehicles in Reach are significantly different to Halo: Combat Evolved. Studios struggle with keeping true to the lore and instead go with making the latest entry in the series more flashy with things that could not exist in a prequel. Most people don't mind this either.
      Actually, this can be a problem in sequels as well. Take Mass Effect. In Mass Effect 1, there is no ammo; All weapons "overheat" and cooldown. In Mass Effect 2, all weapons now require ammo and none of them retain the overheat functionality. From a game design perspective the change can make sense. But from a lore perspective it makes no sense. You mean to tell me that NO weapons are currently produced with the overheat technology? And all previously produced overheat weapons have been purged from the universe? Its dumb.

    • @felipejuhasc4394
      @felipejuhasc4394 2 роки тому +2

      @@Dartht33bagger well, not all weapons in mass effect 2 and 3 follow that step of ammo, the reapers weapons are overheat type, but would not make sense to say the first game you use reaper guns

    • @1Dreamking
      @1Dreamking 2 роки тому +6

      Just like tech in Star Wars 1-3.... Looking more advanced than 4-6.

  • @JR-sx3gl
    @JR-sx3gl 5 років тому +184

    Prometheus is the Force Awakens of the franchise, and the Covenant is the Last Jedi. Alien & Aliens is like original SW trilogy and 3 & 4 are like the SW prequels. That's how I'd compare them.

    • @xenofett7008
      @xenofett7008 5 років тому +11

      I only acknowledge ALIEN and ALIENS. The rest of the films are trash.

    • @Sifer2
      @Sifer2 5 років тому +19

      What about Alien's vs Predator? The Star Wars Holiday special?

    • @babler11
      @babler11 5 років тому +1

      At least Disney is putting this Old Yeller down, unlike putting it on life support like with Star Wars

    • @aclassydinonamedzanthor563
      @aclassydinonamedzanthor563 5 років тому +5

      Electric Wolf but I need my Neil Blonkamp sequel to James Cameron Aliens

    • @whiterottenrabbit
      @whiterottenrabbit 5 років тому +1

      Overrated Star Wars sucks ass, no matter what movie. With this gay golden robot and the fucking annoying bear and the asinine dialogue and the idiotic fantasy elements in the Sci-Fi setting. Fuck Star Wars and fuck alle the easily impressed fanboys.

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 5 років тому +104

    "Alien" was entirely the product of its writers. Scott can make a good movie out of a good script, but he's a total hack at writing his own material... and he knows NOTHING about science... at least a general knowledge of which is rather a prerequisite for good science-fiction writing. So, for "Prometheus", he got handed a garbage script and couldn't tell right off the bat it was garbage.
    And then he decided to write "Covenant" all by himself, because how could that go wrong? I mean, other than every possible way.
    "Andromeda Strain" is an example of science fiction that's so well-constructed it remains plausible to this day. In fact, it's been bolstered by the discovery of fungi in Chernobyl which can use gamma radiation in the manner plants use light to generate biochemical energy.

    • @Veghmester
      @Veghmester 5 років тому +8

      Thank you, I'll check out that movie, Andromeda strain

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 5 років тому +6

      Andromeda Strain is a classic!

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 5 років тому +20

      I've tried to explain that to people for years. Alien succeeded in spite of Ridley Scott, not because of him. They had a great cast, a great script, great special effects artists, great designs, a stand-out score by Jerry Goldsmith, etc. The same thing goes for Star Wars. It succeeded as a sum total of the people involved, not so much because of George Lucas.

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 5 років тому +10

      Dan o bannon was a great sci-fi-horror writer

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 5 років тому +4

      @@Veghmester: It's a little dated, but still a good flick. The science remains plausible to this day.

  • @DrawnInk1
    @DrawnInk1 Рік тому +2

    This movie was worth making just to hear you take it apart, haven’t laughed so much. Thanks Drinker.

  • @fullnerd7975
    @fullnerd7975 5 років тому +58

    This is a problem, I think, with modern visual effects. Back when Alien was made they needed to concentrate on a script. Now Riddley taps the keyboard a few times and thinks it's genius. There's no need to think "how will we show this", now it's just "let's CG everything".

    • @Pondimus_Maximus
      @Pondimus_Maximus 5 років тому +7

      Fullnerd79 You’ve hit the nail on the head. It’s for this reason, so many old movies and TV shows endure. Without the technology to dazzle the audience with visual chaos on the screen, the writers had to make up for it, with good writing. It also helps, that they seemed to be much less cynical. They used to chase after our hearts, rather than our wallets.

    • @casquefer
      @casquefer 5 років тому +1

      The studios execs are also to blame, in my opinion. They intervene a lot in scriptwriting these days, because they want to play safe and ensure that a movie will gross tons of money, at the expense of originality and good writing. The scriptwriters are at the bottom of the creative process. No wonder you have shitty stories with characters no one care about in today's Hollywood movies.

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 5 років тому

      Nah m8.
      Thats not how it works.
      Just because cgi exist, that doesnt mean the script is written around it.
      Just ppl responsible for concept (which comes before cgi) f up.
      Cgi is great, it is most of the time realistic, which helps immersion, but what immersion u get when movie doesnt make sense.
      Also my god alien: isolation is and looks so amazing.

    • @RyoMassaki
      @RyoMassaki 5 років тому +2

      @@dr_birb The screenwriter belongs to Jar Jar Abrahm's clown posse of screenwriter's. He is simply incompetent (as much as the other ones from that group). Together with Alex Kurtzman he is one the most hated screenwriters on the planet because of his ultra-dumb scripts, the mystic box bullshit, gigantic plot-holes so big you can fly a deathstar through, and pisspoor developed one-dimensional characters. All of these "bad robot" clowns are absolute dismal writers, and i can't understand for the hell of it WHY somebody would still hire them.

  • @TheMilkMannnn
    @TheMilkMannnn 3 роки тому +116

    I was holding it together until “the girl with the surgical tattoo” 😂

  • @Naki523
    @Naki523 5 років тому +52

    As someone who loved the original Alien (and still does) , this is one of the best critics of how Ridley completely destroyed the franchise . Prometheus and Covenant are a total mind effin’ shit- show. Ridley is both the creator and destroyer of Alien! Neill Blomkamp should have have been picked to resurrect the series.

    • @Einnor084
      @Einnor084 5 років тому +1

      U think da folkz n Hollyweird r dumb........
      SMH
      YUPPERZ!!!!
      They put u up on a screen & u think they r stupid.
      NICE!

    • @anthonytromp6265
      @anthonytromp6265 5 років тому

      The problem is it's not scary anymore .Niels last film was a pile of steaming shit.This franchise is dead .Niel is a good movie maker those.

    • @matthewpaine6908
      @matthewpaine6908 5 років тому +3

      If you were put in cryo sleep in the 1980's after watching Aliens and you woke up in 2019 to watch this movie you would be like, "Did the Earths IQ drop sharply while I was away?"

  • @Kyuubi424
    @Kyuubi424 2 місяці тому +2

    The "scientists" trying to resurrect a mummified alien head like it's Frankenstein's monster, is a perfect metaphor for Ridley Scott trying to resurrect the Alien franchise.
    And with roughly similar results.

  • @willnitschke
    @willnitschke 5 років тому +153

    The trick with Scott is if you give him a great script you'll get a great movie. Put him in charge of the story and you'll get a Prometheus.

    • @onylra6265
      @onylra6265 5 років тому +7

      He wasn't in charge of the story, he's not a writer, never has been. Get your facts straight.

    • @AndreComtois
      @AndreComtois 5 років тому +3

      Just like George Lucas.

    • @willnitschke
      @willnitschke 5 років тому +7

      @@AndreComtois Actually an interesting observation but really it's the opposite. Lucas can tell great stories but he falls down on the execution. He shouldn't have directed the prequals... Now, if you'd let Lucus be in charge of the story (if not the actual script given his dialog writing skills) and let Scott direct, they might have been something much better.

    • @willnitschke
      @willnitschke 5 років тому +3

      @@onylra6265 He wasn't in charge of the story... get your facts straight"
      Yes he was you fucking idiot. You could even get find utube videos on him talking about how he managed the entire story. Yes, he had writers to do the details, but he was always in charge of the story.

    • @onylra6265
      @onylra6265 5 років тому +3

      @@willnitschke I've listened to the commentaries, ok? They're pretty frank about the problems - I've never heard a group of people bitch so much and so openly about a project they were involved in.
      The story is that first script writer (who's a nobody) pitched the operating machine scene, and they basically greenlit the project off that alone. Scott got the script, had the good sense to realize it was garbage, and they hired Lindeloff at the last minute to Doctor it. They couldn't change all that much because they were already building shit and doing VFX.
      Drinker's critique here is about as coherent as the last season of GoT. On the one hand, Alien is the 'quintessential' space-horror/thriller because of its masterful exploitation of our fear of the unknown, but Prometheus is an abject failure because it leaves too many unexplained phenomenon and unresolved plot threads? GTFOH. This is clear evidence that ur boy is actually drunk out of his gourd, because this is a D at best. I'm half convinced he's just in it for circle-jerk money at this point, because this review is about as insightful as one of the 4675 Reddit r/movies threads about Prometheus that have been made about this film in the seven years since it was released. How's that for a pithy and condescending put-down? Sorry I can't put on the gimmicky accent and persona, but it's difficult to transcribe retardese in text.
      Do you guys have any idea what Dan O'Bannon thinks about Alien, and a certain significant plot thread? I sincerely fucken doubt it.

  • @Zara-Bari
    @Zara-Bari 2 роки тому +105

    This movie goes from normal horror film "idiots in space" to "what the hell is even going on" in nothing flat. From that perspective, it is, in fact, a stunning piece of cinema. I don't think I've ever gone from "I hope one of these idiots finds an egg to stick his face in" to "wait wut" so fast in a movie.

    • @Kotka67
      @Kotka67 2 роки тому +11

      'Idiots in Space' is a perfect and succinct summing up of the movie plot, well done...

  • @Dragonblaster1
    @Dragonblaster1 4 роки тому +66

    Apparently, Veronica Cartwright's scream when the alien burst from Kane's chest was genuine, because Ridley Scott hadn't told any of the cast other than John Hurt what was about to happen.

    • @tootyfruity69
      @tootyfruity69 4 роки тому +3

      theres also a bit where veronica slaps ripley for not letting them on the ship (they are outside the medical bay) and they didnt tell sig weaver she was gonna get slapped to get a true reaction.

    • @jameslawrie3807
      @jameslawrie3807 4 роки тому +12

      Veronica initially tried out as Ripley but Sigourney already had the part. She wasn't sold with Lambert as she was a bit whiny but I think she brought the depiction of a person simply falling apart under stress well to the screen. I think people who dislike the character of Lambert are actually commenting how well she did the character.

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 4 роки тому +1

      I read that he did tell them what was about to happen, but lied about the amount of the blood. He didn't tell her it would squirt all over her.

  • @omarbey3868
    @omarbey3868 Рік тому +3

    Every 6 months I try to watch this review. It is wonderful. No matter how many times I watch it, I laugh my ass off. Thank you my man Drinker :-)

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 4 роки тому +313

    In the first movie the Architects looked like 4 meters tall.
    Here's it's just Uncle Fester as a basket ball player

    • @mrcliff3709
      @mrcliff3709 4 роки тому +8

      Uncle Fester as a basketball player hahahaha good one

    • @PFCAhammed
      @PFCAhammed 4 роки тому

      @Jon Birch well, (and I hate Prometheus so no fanboy) to be fair it turns out the elephant thing was just part of their helmet, so technically that part, although disappointing, makes logical sense. and the biomechanical aspect I always took to be a spacesuit

  • @lucius1976
    @lucius1976 5 років тому +179

    Devoid of any intelligent life - a bit like Glasgow on a Sunday morning

  • @theblacktruth
    @theblacktruth 4 роки тому +1351

    "Trying to pick apart this plot logically is like trying to find a gender studies graduate that weighs less than a metric ton." I'm dead. 💀

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +15

      Well put

    • @michaelmaguire1229
      @michaelmaguire1229 4 роки тому +55

      Ha. Gender studies fatties. Or a gender studies graduate that doesn't wear one of those cow-rings in their nose.

    • @projectmayhem6898
      @projectmayhem6898 4 роки тому +26

      @Sandy V. I can't even have a conversation with one of those septum-pierced losers.

    • @saiashwin26
      @saiashwin26 4 роки тому +30

      @Sandy V. What does MGTOW means? is it Men Getting Triggered Over Women?

    • @alexanderjaskowsky8276
      @alexanderjaskowsky8276 4 роки тому +8

      @@saiashwin26 Destruction 100